 Welcome to Jim Markham face We can't even hold the full Vultra because Chase Jim Markham face Jim Markham sounds like an urban name That's a way to say it to mark. No, well urban is the polite way to say black Okay, like if you want to capitalize on the urban market, it means you want black people to buy your shit I mean, that's not a lie. You're not a that's not there's there's no lie there That's literally what like Hollywood calls an entire group of people Entire skin shade Because when you say the word farmer you don't think about a black person I don't think black people are farmers any of them steam what I do. Yeah Oh, I see a lot of old images where they seem like they're enjoying they're having a good time Yeah, they're out there. Yeah, they're having a great time. They're out there singing all day I mean, they must they must love it. We're not live. Are we? Yeah All right, well That's fine It's all a joke made in good humor, and I think that we we're all adults here. We can appreciate that I support I support I support all the urban market Okay, I'm muting I'm done I'm gonna mute the podcast. I'm gonna I'm gonna still be here, but I'm muting all of you You should be able to you should just have a button. That's a hot key. That's a rag your mute When I have a question if you're not allowed to do blind playthroughs on twitch because uh people are Offended on the behalf of blind people. Can you well? I was gonna say can you how long until we can't call it the mute button anymore? Oh, shit, um probably tomorrow. I think is when they're gonna be talking about that. Maybe next week. Oh, well, well, I'm gonna Um, well, you'll get it out of your system now call it the mute button at your heart's content because you won't be able to do it for much longer No, that's that's all right. You want to save it for the better punchier times How often yeah mute button really you don't really need that word Um Maybe if we start calling it the silence button give me the word All right, there you go. The replacement for the mute button. What would you like to call it? Um Silence we can just call it. We can just call it uh sleepy time We had a french teacher who used to say see lance when everyone was talking too much and we all started laughing See lions. Yeah, that's how it would sound To french sea lions Can we call like the mute button something that's equally offensive, but oh like I guess actually offensive But Not in any way related to making things quiet. So like the puff button I want to change it. I want to change it and like the exact opposite spirit of any way it would be changed You know you can give them like I don't want to go too offensive right um We could call it like the like the There's a tasteful zone in which to make this joke. Yeah Like like negro right like it's not the most offensive But you know, it's not it's not offensive if they're like over 70 and they've just they're just you know, it's a thing Right. Yeah, it's a grandpa. Most people. It's like yeah, it's a grandpa And by the way, grandpa could be black or white and it doesn't matter. It's just yeah, of course That's just you know, it's that's what that's what it was But nowadays, you know, it's uh, it's not something that you generally say like the context I'm saying it in is that it is sort of kind of offensive to some people maybe you can use an old timey word Like call it the quim button Yeah, oh, what's a what's a quim? I think it's the cunt Oh, wow Well, let me I prefer the cunt button actually quim. Let me look up. Yeah So quim is vulgar slang term variously meaning vagina vulva a woman as a sexual object So that's her redundant or a con or a this a contemptible person So a woman so it all kind of wraps it all up in a neat little bow It's that while the term is mostly considered antiquated It's still very offensive to refer to a person Especially a woman using quim, but I don't know why it would be especially offensive to a woman because they have quims I somehow like cunt way more than quim like I find that way worse Yeah, I would rather like I would rather eat a cunt than eat a quim if those words are like food, you know Even like like, you know something something's like like the word cunt is something Like a quim shell, yeah A cunt if it was a kind of food sounds more like it would be like a sort of A sort of plain no, no, no, I'm not plain. It's a kind of like biscuit or something I'm just gonna eat me a cunt Oh Jimmy what do you have for lunch? Oh just quims again a food item like a pastry Yeah, like it was lightly iced with a perhaps like a tart maybe Oh, someone in chat just mentioned uh, Loki said he doesn't say quivering quim. He says mulling quim in uh Quivering quim. Oh Wow, maybe maybe you get a little mix We can just um combine them and we could say your cunt quimmers Oh quimmer You hit it just right and it quimmers. Wow, what a misogynist. I like this character suddenly Yeah, he says I'll split his skull. This is my blog. I think it's just a mishandthrope Now I see why women really like him There is there's a website called it's quim.com I have to confirm that I'm 21 or older. Oh, man. That's not even 18. Yeah So, um, their tagline is shameless out joy is in Hey This week in honor of international women's day, we are donating 50 of all cvd product sales To therapy for black girls. So if you're a white girl, sorry about international women's day Yeah, probably your brain problems. You're not going to get your you're not going to get a quim check. Sorry about that Hey, did you see my really good joke in our text chat? Do you see that? um, yes I'm gonna get rags to appreciate it. Okay, so Rags we we had a bunch of these these disgusting guests in a group chat I was talking to my I was like, oh, this'll be the time it's become like I forgot to add you to it But didn't matter because you're here now, you know, that's this whole thing. Well, then you couldn't have said you couldn't have said Disgusting, uh, disgusting guests. Exactly. Um, it was there So, you know, I name you uh, when we finished the dark soul stream yesterday I was like, oh, I'm so sleepy, but I'm gonna tell them exactly when it starts and I was like 16 hours from now Okay, 16 hours from now. That's when it'll stop Which I find it's such a useful thing to tell people because it doesn't matter where you are in the world 16 hours, it's gonna be 16 hours. There's just no confusion to be had Yeah, unless they were in a like a gravity well of some sort where space and time were Causing, you know, like the passage of time to be different. That's Like like where a man of steel was that What? Or was that in man of steel where time was like flowing differently? Oh, because I don't know how else to explain how how she didn't end up in the black hole other than maybe time and space We're not acting as normal Time plot in space perhaps Well, wasn't that wasn't that like a theory video we were covering that said to make this theory work We're gonna have to ignore the concepts of time and space Always a solid argument follows that that preamble foundation is really really good So you can't even really call it a foundation. No, that was that that was the theory video that um John the the Joker was John Connor's dad I mean, I feel like that lines up without any explanation I'm just making up the rules now essentially the video essay So I was like 60 hours and then chase was like, okay fine, but what time zone? I didn't even think about that he did say that So if you check the chat, I just posted 60 hours about 20 times or whatever because I was like how is this not coming through? And he was like, you know, I'm in a different time zone So did you explain to him that time is like wet bread? I think I began my response with I have so much more respect for you than thinking you can't figure out 60 Imagine imagine those words coming out of like his icon like if that was him Like just so confidently and boldly asserting that 16 hours is different depending on what time zone you're in Hey, mauler, it's gonna be so unhappy when he joins. There's a thing called. Oh, yeah Well, he just said um Lol brt meaning be right there and I said is that a time zone? Sounds like a time No, uh brennage reen time reen time time Hmm Mauler, it's not a black hole. It's rift into the phantom zone. I'm afraid the characters are very specific It is a singularity slash a black hole This stream started out with a black hole. It didn't need Um, I suppose he'll be here any moment. So we'll just delay until then before we start our wonderful coverage for the day whatever that may be Let's do whatever we can't do without him first What what can we uh, you know what? I want to I should have saved this for a meme fat But I black hole would be a really good stripper name for a lovely african-american lady Black hole. I don't know if that's very inventive though. It's just like oh black holes Black hole. Well, it doesn't have to be inventive to be a stripper name I didn't say it had to be I just would have preferred it if it were more, you know Something more like interesting to think about instead of just oh black hole. I get it. Okay Well, you know, it's it's it's there. It's there for you if you need it name kind of it's not actually a hole So this guy was made like three different efab related artworks and and we'd missed them somehow Um This one. I'm gonna well. I'm not gonna show all three of them. We'll save them for meme fat But while we're here, I just want to show this one, right? Do you guys know what that's from? Yeah, I do. I do know what that's from In case you don't remember to jog your memory. It's from this Oh my god when we had to draw the yeah, okay That's pretty good. Love it. Um, I guess I the I had guns on this bicycle, which I'm okay with by the way Maybe I'm delivering them to rags. I don't know I could always take more of the bicycle was like it's made out of guns. It's the most handy bicycle all terrain It's called Welsh dragon on it as well, which by the way next generation. That's good shit right there You have your rear view mirrors there. That's helpful. Do you want to see behind you without turning your head? I like it. I'm wondering if that bike would be in any way like buildable I would hope so So, yeah, I would be and it has to be operated in this way It's it's got like the circle at the front the base. It's holding the wheel and it's a full circle Yeah, so like do you turn by like moving the wheel around that circle? Yeah That is pretty crazy You like that Your shoes are plenty. Good morning, everyone 1120 people know that you're late Plus plus five plus five Also, my my uh, my mixer broke like a week ago and I'm waiting for a replacement So in the meantime, I'm using a replacement I have mixer Mixer and my xer Chase yeah, I want to say I've noticed you've updated your picture Yeah, and I just want to say I feel like your old picture was kind of And your new I feel like more kind of My new picture is just it's just a lie Like mine's a picture of a dog, but yours is a lie Mm-hmm. It's fucking bad. Is it a reference to a um like Ernest Hemingway, perhaps? Wow Well, I assume that he chases into like, you know great works of literature You know the alexandre dumas is and oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah the e coming's poems. You know, he's he's really into it He's a known fan of the scarlet ibis and things of that nature. He enjoys a bit of harris and bergeron and whatnot he's into Yes, I took I took lit 10 to I didn't I'm still All right, um, what up, hi Whoa, we did it we're all together now. Well, there's nothing we can't do now. We can be show up on time That's one thing we can't I'm gonna be tired for you. You know what? None of your motherfuckers are creating it. I don't know you shit I literally addressed you I was on time I was relatively on time. I was absolutely on time. I was waiting for molly this stream began with me asking moller if he was live. I was here before we were even well, I mean I I love you, buddy. But like if everybody was on time, we would have been started but before the That's not true at all. We were waiting for chase. We weren't waiting for me. That's what I was saying I wasn't waiting for me. Well, well, I never I rarely I rarely have to wait for me to catch up to myself Like sometimes when I start talking, I have to wait for myself to catch up to myself So I can discover well along with everyone else where my sentences will end up Yeah, I'm It's fun I'm like gandalf. I uh, I come precisely when I need to I hate you Anyway, when do you think I can I I imagine that wizards do Like masturbate, right? Do you think I imagine they're perverts all of them. I'm not even kidding. I have a Do you think I think radigast with the bird poop on his face like jerk? Oh, he's that's not bird jerking off to fucking rabbits, you know, he is On rabbits where he's like on here a little, you know, it's topical because of lola. They took away her booba Yeah, he's probably the most upset radigat empowered her by making her less Feminine the the fairies are gonna be fucking annihilating that new space jam Oh god Oh, yeah, but also, uh, it's not the furries that are mad because uh, the second you start to kind of mention them It gets it starts to confuse some people that are sort of aligning with like certain Certain left-leaning groups and they go, oh fuck. Can we make fun of first? No, it's it's it's gamer chuds that are upset Oh, yes It sounds like they're always complaining Like a like in a game like a big sausage creature gamer chud This is a funny word a big sausage like from to lose in france Hmm Or they bounce and when they hit the floor they splat in the liquid. I'm sorry. Did you just say doom sausage? No, no, yeah, it's like a dream sausage, man. No, it's how dare you Hey, you like big like a really big sausage like if you go to a restaurant and you have sausage How dare you all just the one we would suggest you haven't seen a really big sausage until we've seen a really big sausage Yeah, it's the gateway to the periods speaking of really big sausage leaving behind liquids I uh, I think we should probably get on whatever video we're uh, we're doing today. It's called two Two. Yeah, I know We're gonna do oh wait. I posted that already. Could you say could you say instead? could you say leaving liquids behind because if you say leaving behind liquids Then like a behind a liquid like Savage snail perhaps why a snail. No, I'm talking about like the Hershey squirts. Oh, yeah We got it. Yes. All right. I'm similar I was trying Like a meconium. Do you go? Do you know what a meconium is? I'm gonna need about nine more examples. Yeah, I would google it. I want you to explain it Yeah, oh meconium so So when a baby is born Meconium is this this thick horrific Like tar that is inside of a baby's intestines during pregnancy and it's um It's and then after No, no during there. Well, that's true. Well, I mean don't put them down like don't you know, it's not very Inclusive if a baby wants a baby if you know um, but basically after a baby's born it takes it takes a shit that is That and it generates first shit is so so incredibly foul that it has this meconium in it Um, it is that a word mineral It squirts this meconium into the amniotic fluid. It's really Really a substance most foul. Can you cast spells with it? It's the earliest. So yeah meconium. It's basically it's the it's a baby's first shit Oh, I I heard that uh celebrities actually uh uses a moisturizer I like that after all that sounds like something I could buy from Yeah, so I literally think my in my brain. I'm picturing gwyneth paltrow doing it That's what she means by goop. My brain doesn't like the thought of gwyneth paltrow in it like it's an intruder Oh, yeah, of course that's actually the concept of a meconium But then I bring it gwyneth paltrow my brain's like intruder alert intruder alert Yeah, her horrible skeletal figure creeps into your room at night like a fucking visage She she is like particularly emaciated angular Well, let me let me take a look at her. Are there nudes of her? Oh That I actually know. I don't think that's a spirit. She avoided the fappiness somehow. She Let's see. Let me. I just can't imagine why nobody wants nudes of gwyneth paltrow I I can I don't I don't I don't either. I know I specifically asked for it, but I don't really want them After you explain the whole thing about she seems kind of spindly about all the baby poop thing I like peter chat for a moment and I saw someone say quintin reviews And I was like is is that is that just like a connecting thing like you talk about baby poop and just like, uh When reviews, maybe they were remembering quim and then that got them to quintin. Oh, that's a great little Yeah, quintin reviews. Good old quintin. Um, he is never he's never seen a quim That's true He's asked He's asked to see many queens, but he always that's why Oh, there's like a big long list of women who are just disgusted by him and we're not disgusted. They're really are disgusted But they're mostly embarrassed They're embarrassed that he asked to see their quim and they're like, oh my god. No I'd rather show my quim to jack the ripper than you I mean, he's not gonna kill you. He's pretty might be uh, you know, he might be talented in the bedroom. I don't know Jack the ripper was very talented in the bedroom. Have you have you seen his handiwork? I I only know of the more um liquid spilling side of his meconium. Yeah Which suggests no, no, no the um No with like surgical precision the things he was able to do in separating like body parts and everything was very Very orderly and neat in a kind of way very he's he had a he knew what he was doing He was no he was no um as they would say in the time. He was no, um errant gutter snipe He was uh, he was clearly a man of intellect. He probably read Uh, shakespeare, uh, he knew his way around the meconium. Madame might I observe your quim? Very very respectful, I would say Um Which I think leads us nicely to talking about video games. Don't you guys think? Yeah, I think this shows a good start Spoken about video games and so long sometimes it feels that way because e-fab is just more about movies But whenever we talk about games, we're like, oh so ready because we know all of the things about movies This selection of six anyway put together I would say We designed that video game the one that everyone likes remember that one. We did that one Uh, yeah, it was a rough favorite. It won, uh, 17, uh BAFTA awards in 1776 Indeed when columbus sailed the ocean blue Like oh man, he really used a video game to wind down and we were like, ah, I have the thing for you my friend Mm-hmm. I like it pretty ahead of his time So um, it's been a while and when I saw this in, uh, I believe it was in my actual, uh, My feed because I'm subscribed to him Marcus Brownlius He is a Yes, he's a wonderful content creator and the name of this video is it's how to turn movement into a game mechanic And I was like I have a question See that they were probably on the same wavelength because I had the same thought of like, whoa Hang on a moment sir That is some deep use of the mechanic in some games Well, so here's the thing. I think that intrinsically Oh, no, does he mention your movement is a mechanic? Well, oh, no, I should go. I think the first question is what game is movement present and it's not a mechanic Why is chase muted? What is what is he hiding? It's because I mentioned death stranding. He's just holding this range Why chase chase, what's your opinion on death stranding? No stop I I woke up some moller just fucking spamming It sounds like you're chewing meconium I'm secretly making a coffee and get grabbing a scone in the background. I'm eating. It's fucking breakfast time That's scone It's honest. I have to correct you. You said why chase why you muted you should have said chase why you puffed No That's the word we agreed on The stay puffed marshmallow, man. He's actually a gay icon because he wants you to stay puffed They poof Yeah, stay poofed. Don't go straight. He says you don't have to you don't have to undergo a conversion therapy With electricity instead be gay and have my delicious pastries He did say that though. That was weird ghost. He didn't it was in this. It was subtext Yeah, I mean you could read it in the film. That is that's the the language of film Which you don't under probably don't understand. I mean not us. No, we don't know anything about film I've seen through I've only seen three films. I've only seen three films barbie and the magic of pegasus um seven psychopaths and The death of death of stalling was was barbie in the death of psychopaths. I mean barbie in the death of psychopaths Barbie in the death of psychopaths She unsturns psychopaths. That's like I would watch it. I mean why not? Molly you're looking too low on my end. It looks fine So either you're racist because you don't like gas mask voices or something may be wrong chat Tell me am I particularly lower than any of these from bulletins? I'm sorry about that Oh, I'll make a noise for comparison Uh Oh, you made a noise. Oh, no Don't bring a barbie more to start screaming so we can check no no racist audio is fine. Yes. I like it got no No, yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. Not really. Yes. No. Yeah, I don't even know You're like, yes, you're too quiet. Yes, you're not or you're ever so slightly lower than j You should never be like I It wouldn't really matter if I'm lower higher to you because you can alter our levels on your end mark. You're fucking idiot Well All right, I'll keep an eye on it chat. I'll I'll I'll make small adjustments as we go. So Um to go back, uh rags, what would you be? What would your first thought be when I say to you how to turn movement into a gay mechanic? What were you gonna say? What were you on? My first thought would be that like it seems kind of You know intrinsic to player movement that it is a mechanic. Well, it can't Not be a mechanic. It has to be would you say movement is a mechanic in a rail shooter? In a rail shooter. Yeah Um Yeah, but that's not player movement I'm not sure how I categorize myself. I guess I would like a mechanic that's not In any way Decided by the player. Oh, you know, I guess in some way you know that if you kill your last enemy Like rail it could but that's even well even if the player's not doing it It's still a mechanic of the game like the player doesn't determine like damage values for instance But they're still mechanics Isn't aiming your gun movement though, too, even if you're just Well, what kind of movement are we talking about like your eyes and your head moves, but Like it's not I I assume he means the movement of the player or the player's character either of which would be a mechanic unless it was purely Aesthetic like in a cut scene like is is your character's movement in a cut scene not a mechanic? I'd say no that that isn't a mechanic that's just um Mark mark ass brownlee is confused about the difference between a movie and a video game. Well I was gonna say speaking of the difference between a movie and a video game. Uh chase. What do you think about death stranding? Stop? I knew you're gonna fucking say it. They're immediately well All right, well, uh, I didn't catch that that's okay That was this review Yeah, it was really good. There you go Wait the movement and death stranding is good Yeah, no, it's like the best part Yeah, that's your balance for 80% of the game is really fun Yeah, even the even like, uh, I think that people that like kind of break down the game Like that's the one thing they kind of agree on that that's kind of like at least interesting Even if they're like, oh this game fucking sucks It's like, hey, this is like an interesting concept Nobody's ever gonna put thought into like moving around terrain. It's it's definitely a game made for white people because we love to hike We do I was uh, yeah, I went hiking the other day. It was it was uh, it was It was great I put it on I put hiking on my tinder profile and everything. It's actually a part of my personality like pictures of other people hiking Or yeah, just stock photos. Sometimes I take photos because like I'm interested in not yeah, not doing it Yeah I hang out on trails far enough where they can't see me and I just snap a few little ones to take home Hang on trails. Yeah, it's it. I mean, it is public. You are allowed to take pictures of people in public legally It's true. Um, yeah, so Um, when they approach me, I just go what? You say you do the thing when you go, oh, no, it's just a video. No, it's just a photo. It's photograph fine It's fine. It's fine to hear about I wouldn't want to delay us from this incredible Oh, I guess we'll just we'll get started. Who knows what what will come up mark brown has consistently impressed us on e-fab He's um, very unique creator beloved and so um Yeah, like I said, it's called how to turn movement into a mechanic. So best faith interpretation is Yes, it is a mechanic typically, but how do you make it a mechanic? Hmm? Oh Bet you guys don't even know No putting it in the game. I love uh, oh god mark jill He loves games I guess I don't know to him games. See games don't seem like a passion to him games seem like a job Yeah Because he has to look at them and tell you what's in them That's that's that's what we do which is his channel. Basically. No, we we do we we take it to the next level. Whoa What is I think that the next level? It's the the intricacies You know how to read between the things you see like the lines He's just like mark brown is like when you buy a vhs And on the back it's got a like a paragraph of what happens in it. He's kind of like that several intrepid Travellers decide to take the ring to kind of like uh ending explained Well Some people didn't watch it. So it's useful for those people in the same way the mark brown is useful people who haven't played video games So he's useful to people who are blind and can't don't have hands Um newborns. I find it pretty useful Newborns are just starting to form like what words mean in their brain. I just like my son. I just put on mark Brownlee for them immediately like it's like it's like our only thing a newborn forms Oh my god, um in our house. That's like little einstein or a little motar that instead is just we put on mark brownlee Hey, I like the idea of a newborn saying this little um little hitler I just like the idea of taking that further it's like upon birth We immediately gave our child a credit card with which to uh with which to Mark brown's patreon During the child's conception during the love making we played on on like subwoofer uh max volume uh mark brownlee's uh how to turn movement into game mechanic video and uh as as we fucking as we had intercourse We continued to make eye contact and say mark brownlee's name over and over Chanted it. I mean summoned him like a spirit So that he his spirit could enter our child and he would be the new incarnate mark brownlee And now he's 12 and he only tells us things we already know we made a horrible mistake I feel like clarifying mark has brownlee and mark brownlee too very different Father have you noticed that a cup holds liquid and also other things? You can drop a peanut in that It was mark brown just here just now I chatteled him I know that's why sonny's messing with the mic He amuses me so much. Do you who is here for the vis tell vips they know rags was not me Let's one of them we'll try with that. Well, let's see the moriarty. What do you think a vis tell vib is? A Versatile verb. Yeah, I know you might be confused so I'll clarify in relation to video games Jump no No Did he say a gump? It's so straightforward a versatile verb. Come on, buddy. You know what it is I don't know If you stammer one more fucking time. Oh, yeah, I sort of got All right. Let's get you know, you're fucking useless mark after doc. What is a versatile verb? Tell me I'm literally dyslexic and retarded. You can't ask me this shit. Well, no, that's why we at what's why we have specifically All right, that's fine. Um I don't know what what like it's so it's just like a verb, but it's very versatile And it's usage like you can use it for a lot of it's a versatile verb. It's like a verb, but it's very versatile But what is a really are brown? Yeah, uh, that's the mark brown answer run run a multiple different. Okay It's almost actually chase you the last one. Can you do it? What's a versatile verb? It doesn't mean anything No, uh, I mean youtube You kind of you you approached it from both ends, you know, fuck you It refers to It refers to like an action in the form of pressing a button or whatever else that is capable of doing more than one thing grab Um, well, no, so you say that one more time for me It refers to like a like a button or an action in a game that is capable of doing more than one thing depending on how it's like like so for example Pressing a and holding a That is a versatile verb looking stupid. That's well. Whoa. I feel like it made the subject simpler. Did it not? They did not that is really dumb Oh And that's the most complex thing my previous answer of jump jump is a versatile Well, funnily enough technically yes in a way like he references mario and he's like mario's jump is pretty vista and it's a verb You know, you know that meme um of the sentence that's like nonsense He will never really be far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like Oh, yeah, um, that's that's sort of like that's him Um Kind of like the versatile verb thing is the most complex he's ever been he usually just says what's in the stuff And it's like yep, I played the game No, see the difference is he got one of those like little uh tape where you can like write on it and like the little like typewriter font and you just wrote on a skull Uh critic That typewriter font is called korean Whoa video essayist don't bring them into this Is everyone ready? Yeah, all right. Here we go. Is sis to when you're racist to a mexican? Yes You were you upset mark? That's all right I take that personally as uh somebody who is adjacent to my fellow latino as a as someone who lives in a country adjacent to Mexico I am very offended. I'm i'm literally over. I'm there's a country wedged between me and my brethren And i'm just so sick and tired of people putting them down What's the spanish word for sorry, what's the mexican word for brother? I don't fucking know shut up play the video Oh god, it's senior tell mark That should have been you tall mark All right Sensitive spot This is dr. Bill the the podcast i'll just you know, he's got to sort that out himself. So i'm not gonna knock No Regu Um, all right. Anyway, so people like oh no, it's gonna be like the cuphead video The cuphead video he just told us like what the game is Is like a bunch of mechanics stuff. He told us what the pixels do. Yeah, this is different We're gonna learn something here. How to turn movement into a game mechanic, right? I'm picturing this is gonna be pretty interesting So I mean it has how so he's going to tell us like an action plan To go from not being a mechanic. It has like a really good rating this video So a lot of people found this useful. I'm excited I love games that let you move with speed fluidity and finesse I'm talking about games with perfect parkour comic. Okay, you can't show perfect parkour and show miriz edge Let's be honest. Okay Calm down miriz edge just hopes you don't notice how it works because it's so clunky. Yeah, it's yeah It's just you could you could learn it. I have no doubt you could learn it You could also learn a lot of things. So let's let's calm down I it's not like assassin's creed unity. All right calm down We are a lot awesome skateboarding super sonic speeds Super sonic speed Man, we're gonna keep going through all kinds of I don't know how I feel about like if you're gonna show super sonic Come on. How cheap and and uh, you just throw Sonic right there. That's the that was you know, how clever that was to him That's why it's so dumb You could have done so many things but you go, uh, I said the word sonic I know what I'm I would have I would have put like one of those jet fighter games Ace combat horizon whatever they're called and fume super sonic very carefully CGI and post sonic as the pilot inside the pond. Yeah, but he'd probably be going Why can't this thing go any faster because he's really quick Oh, yeah, he's gonna have set on x skateboarding. I'm gonna learn about all of them The them is there's no one size fits all answer for how to make such a movement system. Damn it. There's no one answer I hate that Genres are getting in the way of my fun. Fuck them. Fuck. John. There's not one. There's not one answer I mean, that's true. There isn't one answer to make something in a video game What makes rocket league great is completely different to sunset overdrive, which is the most important is I never thought I never thought that Holy, okay This guy's gonna like it. It's uh, it's a foundation for the video. All right. We'll allow it. It's uh, it's just We got titanfall 2 here He's set in groundwork. He's gonna blast us with inside. He's not gonna go any higher. He's always That's a peak of his thesis right now That sentence reminded me of what, um Matthew metosis said in one of his newer I think his newest video or is one of his new newer ones He just said out of context. He just said dark souls is a terrible racing game What do you mean? Well, we raised it as yeah as of yesterday. I'm not sure if that's true. Yeah, right We did a whole race. So Fuck Matthew metosis and his incorrect opinions. I I'm gonna submit our race to the official race videos calm Um, are you saying that our race is the superior race? I'm surprised you did that for what is race dot com like What do they do this? It's like, oh, it's just you know races Just battle in each other, you know in race Great come to efat for the superior race. Yeah Completely different to sunset overdrive, which is different still to titanfall 2 Sure, we can point to obvious stuff like responsive controls visual effects and cool animations But perhaps cool animations We could point to things like these things which would be very important because the animations that you see Will be extremely impactful and what your controls will be and what you are preparing to do next We could talk about the finer details of those things and how incredibly fucking important they are But fuck it instead. We'll talk about something else I mean, I thought it was weird that he described them as cool animations rather than something more impactful mechanically Yeah, because you can have something that looks quote unquote cool But oh my god, he's clearly he's playing this on console. Look at the look at the background all those buildings back there Jesus Christ that looks awful My goodness gracious No, right. That's just how that world looks like it's Like for those of you who haven't played this is unity for those of you who have not played unity on pc Holy fuck. I've never seen as many NPCs Crammed into a city then there it's it's kind of actually nuts um But yeah, I animations are extremely important because when your brain sees a character doing something What their animation is will often tell you what's going to happen next and it builds up a pattern of recognition Whenever your character does a thing when you see it over and over and over again You know what to prepare for and a lot of video game movement is planning for what happens next That's like in it's intrinsic to platforming is what's happening next. How do I prepare for it quickly? So I hope he doesn't just skip over animations as an attribute of this, you know topic, but I guess we'll see that's also say. How do you know that this world isn't just low res in narrative? And and simply oh, oh, you mean like paris is just naturally blurry. Yeah In which case this is a pretty awesome representation. I would say so, you know Well, it's weird because I would think that during the time of the french revolution that the Well, that that the that the city's resolution was actually very high I guess so We can go for what we can do is look at the very different ways that movement works in a bunch of brilliant games All right, we'll look at shows far cry five. Oh, sorry. This is just cause Which one five four three? I would guess three Is it a brilliant game? I I've heard loads of praise for three. Yeah I like three better than four Um, but I would know I just uh, yeah, I'm interested to see, you know, we're gonna look at all the different ways Movement works like pretty exciting shows like um, like dying light. That has a really good movement system I like dying light quite a bit. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah See whereas me I'm just looking at his uh, his various user names in these games So we had mick bacon in one of them And that is epic That's a good name and then we've got the other guy here Uh, the other game in just cause he actually had his his username is game makers tool kit So that other people would see that and that's the kind of person we're dealing with. Hey Did I uh, did I tell you guys I used to vaguely know mark brown? Why'd you shine it man? What the fuck? Are you used to vaguely know him? Yeah, like he was like he was blurry like paris, right? See him in person be like I can't quite make him out you poke him He goes out Anyway, go on He's so fast. He's like a blur I'm sorry He was uh He very much kept to himself Oh, which is always the sign of uh, it's always a always a red light for me. I can yeah, I can believe he doesn't have any friends Oh That's kind of what I'm suggesting. Oh, I'll be friends with you mark brown. I'll talk to you about sonic Because if he did he would meet up with him and he would start like hello My name is mark brown and you and I are friends I don't and I have been friends for minutes I've already I've already summoned his essence into my son. I don't need the real mark brown I have a new mark brown 2.0, baby. This is an improved mark brown And he he is 12 and he is a genius He is my boy. I love him And he does all of the father. Have you noticed that the world in society and I clap every time I go? Wow, my boy. I should write this on twitter.com You should get your mileage while you can out of him because uh, he's peaked All right, your labor, you know You may very well have to execute your son when you get to the point of every day He's he's like father when you turn the wheel it turns the car Uh, that's not Yes, yes You're using versatile verbs You could hear people through the black square Father, I wish to expel gas Through the black square. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I should have said rectangle, but you know Oh the windshield Father, have you ever noticed that colors aren't real Fuck you mark. No, that's that's way too insightful for mark. That is that. Sorry. Yeah, that is what I'm talking about He he go Father, did you notice that colors are nice? No I like that just because he's brave we subconsciously made him into a fucking little orphan He would say colors can be nice Father Father Mother and father Sucks Oh, I do miss mother since the two of them and he hasn't even made his point yet. It's so it's so Oh, I hate this show. Yeah, it's terrible Works of brilliant games and then see if there's anything these varying approaches all have in common And help answer the question of how to make movement fun So hi, I'm mark brown. Hi. This is game. This talk the title should be how to make movement fun Yeah, how to turn movements into a game mechanic That's different from what the title is case, but all right because like everything everything that that impacts the gameplay is pretty much mechanic, but yeah, pretty much like I think he's I think he's miss brown at his video here. I'm gonna say it. Damn really That's an accusation being levied. Have you got the have you got the legal team to back you up? Yeah, oh, is it us all right? It's free door Yes Okay, let's start with super mario odyssey. Of course I got it. Do you think that when he's scripting? He goes, I'm going to start off with Okay, that's how I'm going to start Okay, my script. Okay. That's a decent way. Hey, I'm okay with that. Okay. That's a nice nice like It's it's it's like, um, I don't even know how to describe it. It's like, uh Like it's not useless necessarily, but it kind of is when you start off with okay comma rest of Okay But who do like imagine writing a script and you go, uh, all right. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay Okay. Yes. This is it. That's how I started seven of them. He just had the one It's that sponge mob meme where he's writing forever like he's finished the entire thing But it just is okay and he's like done I I finally knew how to start my little essay These people eat up anything. It doesn't matter. Oh Well, I'm excited to learn about mario's mechanics for movement. We didn't learn about this I want to hear about mario's mechanics ever again. I'm feeling this is we did this in versatile verbs He was like you could jump forward You could jump long le you can spin jump and jump up walls You could jump with feeling you could jump with panache Yeah, and I don't know. I feel like this is ground we've covered mark. What are you what else have you got for us? And whenever I say mark, I'm clearly referring to the brown not to the dark if he was going to talk about ground We've covered Yeah I uh, we I think we should just call me dark and darky if like that's better. Yeah, we want us to call you darky I mean if you want I do kind of need the rep Well, that's fine. I mean it'd be good if I could call you darky to just get it out of my system Okay, sure. You have permission. I give you the I give you the d-pass. Oh, thanks, darky The d-pass? Yes, please berate me. Please Step on me What has this become Game is all about giving the player a bunch of different moves that all allow for slightly different actions No, it's not about giving the player a bunch of different moves. Surely Already it's a different move. I thought the game is about completing a series of platforming challenges No, no, but a bunch you could have said it like that, too That gives the player different actions A bunch of different moves to give them different that give the player Different actions. Well, the game's not about the game can't be about the game giving the player things. That's just like I mean That's just like you just start the game and it just It's just like you have an inventory and it just gets fulfilled with things like pocket watches and candlesticks There's anything He says nothing that that really was a whole lot of nothing. Well, nothing That mario has an acorn super mario to play it again. That's the size of clearly mysteries trying to say, okay pay attention This game is all about giving the player a bunch of different moves that all allow for slightly different actions It's about it's about giving the player moves that allow slightly different actions But like here's the thing the game is about What what are you accomplishing? What are you doing? What what is the task that has to be performed? Is he simply saying you can press different things different things will happen Well, why didn't he just say the whole point of games about well, no You could take up a half of the sentences still Works and the game is about giving the player a bunch of different actions Same thing He says nothing You've learned a bunch of now. Well, this is the thing you keep track of this. What have we learned? This is like a lesson in school. It's like so mario games are about giving the player actions that lead to more moves. All right We've learned What else we got? You've got jumps and long jumps and just gonna say it before anyone else does it mario's got a big nut He does I mean look at it Fast jumps and long jumps and fast jumps and last minute save jumps But here's the thing like how many of those jumps that he showed are really different from one another Like one is slightly longer than the other. He said slightly one is basically identical But the animation is different like if we're going to talk mechanics then like How many of those are really unique jumps didn't he say slightly so this is just proven his point This is really unfair. This tutorial screen is doing his job for him Well, no a tutorial teaches you things. Yeah, you know what jay the tutorial is doing more work than my proud is It this is like a loading screen in a like in halo that says did you know that you could reload by pressing r No, I just realized the biggest problem with this video. It's the title There's no question mark at the end because he should be asking us That's really how to turn movement into a game mechanic. How do you guys do that? We'll see how to turn movement into a game mechanic Just call it how I would argue that's what you call Mark Brownlee just asked you questions in a video for me I don't care We clearly know that is not as brown as a versatile verb Well that way when he sues I go your honor. I was clearly talking about mark brownlee the youtube sensation Yeah, it is Isn't his name marcus which then gets you And little did you know that would get you involved in another lawsuit with marcus brownlee Yeah, it would be defamation of some sort and you would just move from one mark to one brown to one mark to one brown At that point. Yeah, you just want to avoid the one that's richer and can afford more lawyers My life is a series of moving between mark and brown at different stages The next video should just be a question I prefer to interpret this as him genuinely having no idea how movement works And he plays a game and he's like, whoa, you could like jump and then you can press another button Jump in a different way like oh my god These videos would be really good if that's literally what it was like the joke was like he's asking you It's not how do I like I'm teaching you something here. It's like literally like How does that do? It's a which move to use and when but what's even better is that these moves can be chained together to e-count What was the point of that jump down on the ground move? Did you just stylish like where he he smashes the ground with his ass? I think it gives you a bounce like it gets you a little higher. Maybe Why not just do a new jump even though technically it was more stylish like that It just it comes across this little button mashy to me where he's just jump direction go Yeah, well, he's talking about chaining moves, you know, maybe that's part of the challenge You have to change but that would but if he was talking about chaining moves Then why would you like end a sequence of jumps with you randomly slamming into the ground with your ass? Because if you bounce then that's you're like down even on the ground at that point Oh, yeah, it's a bounce move even though it doesn't make any kind of like physical real world sense or like Yeah, everyone. So if you apparently let you jump higher if you ground pound Oh, you ground pound and that makes your next jump higher somehow All right Yeah, which move made a rubber and when but what's even better is that these moves can be chained together to e-count Further advantages mario's jump dive and hat throw can be carefully chained together To bound between rooftops in new donk city We see similar stuff in other 3d platformers like sack boy a big adventure and a hat in time But also the tony hawk series, which is He could just go but also for like ever Like this is this is jumps do things Yeah His videos will be so much better if every comment he made tried He just he just took a massive hit of a fucking blood and then he says this point You can jump But you have to hear the balling sound effects and everything that deep breath and the release this is this is how he says He could jump Like this this this hat throw That moves you further horizontally lets you move further horizontally. Yeah Mm-hmm Like Thanks, man. And if you really want to go really far you have to chain several moves together Hey, here's a question from the chat that actually I don't know the answer to Is this guy the gaddell man's inspiration? Absolutely 100 percent If you watch the first sort, it's just like he's like the main inspiration along with a couple of other references The time's gone on. It's just he's the the voice inspiration But the rest of it is is coming from all the videos we cover including mr. Mark brown because It's hard to like continue to to reference mark brown in any other way because he does the same thing every single time It's just the This is this thank you and you're like, oh Thanks. Yeah Is late on combining moves There are two actions the revert and the manual which are specifically designed to keep your combo going between the skate park pieces Okay, next up is insomniac's open world zombie. Next up. It's like, what did we just do? He says he says that like we just concluded some information and we've learned something but We haven't You just said there's a move in skateboard that lets you keep your combo going, you know, like So I guess he because the mario thing was chaining moves and I guess tony hogg is chaining He's like but he didn't he just said it he just said it chains moves But he didn't like explain it or elaborate on it or well like it like for instance when he even showed it I didn't even recognize that was what was happening Um, I think the equivalent of what's happening here is if I had a video called like how to fire a gun and I'm like First of all aim your target is there. You are here aim at your target And that's it and then I'm like next step load next make sure you loaded your gun next step Uh, I don't fucking know make sure it's oil This is the last step you need to make sure next step But you gotta talk about it with with the extra words for a minute That's the criticism is the if rags watched my video he'd be like you haven't said anything Like aim your gun at the person like good job. I guess like it's fantastic insight. It was like, yeah Yeah, it's like this is the conclusive guide aim your gun at the person and shoot It's like saying how to shoot again and he said aim it aim it and shoot it Yeah, because if if you were genuinely like trying to learn how to develop games and someone was like Well, don't just have jump allow like another move maybe like a crawl and then if you put them together It does like a jump dive and you're like, okay Um, right I was about to say I feel like I just went into more detail than he did so You did jump exists Next up and you can chain it with other moves next you're like, whoa, what do you mean? How do you how does that deal that way? I imagine trying to write this all down and keep up. It's just like Well, first you start with the word. Okay. All right, and then you just go you just say shit on screen Jump in this game. You can jump That's it. It's it's just he's he's confidently Stating basic information that's useless to everybody but he says it just so Confidently people just like eat this shit up like someone could make no one has ever learned anything from one of his videos Yeah, they're lying as they did Yeah Says they've learned something then first off either so here's saying you kind of back yourself into a corner Because either one you're wrong or two you're retarded So either way you've lost you've lost the game of life. You're like, oh man this is a lot of views and likes I mean it's interesting to me because The don't look at his patreon. That'll upset you. Oh, you know, you know the extra. Yeah, don't do that You know the extra credits video where they're like how mario's first level teaches you they talk about like how the goombas look Kind of scary and that lets you know their enemies and it's like oh, there's pipes. You gotta jump over that till you jump Uh That one video probably taught me more than every single video I've ever seen from mark brown liar Okay, because it was like even one thing Which just that could have been just one thing Mark brown is insightful. We're already on to stage two or lesson two. You guys They're struggling to keep up because wait, we're on lesson two. What was the first lesson? First lesson was chaining. No on ironic What? That wasn't a lesson That's like that's like if you picked up a physics book and you read the cover and said all right now that we've covered that Onto biology Newton Well, like I said with a gun example, I just feel like gun you need bullets lesson two You need the gun lesson three you need to aim it. You're like that's too much It sounds like my drunk uncle trying to explain shit to me after too many white claws Next is this if you were trying to teach someone how to shoot mark brown would show them the cover of a american rifleman magazine And that was You go to the page and he snatches it from you like whoa You're not ready for the page two. You're not ready to learn Like if you're gonna teach someone how to chain things and you have to tell them all right Let's use this game as a as an example as a guide and you talk about timing windows and when your inputs are Viable for the combo and what are the fail states for the combo? Like if you don't do this correctly the combo ends that brings you back to the beginning You have to start over with the combo you'd show it Actually happening and you would maybe have little buttons down at the bottom that blink or whatever Whenever you're supposed to put in your timing and you could develop a pattern And you would see what the visual response would be to the pattern of buttons that you're pressing in the correct timing And you would you would explain why it's advantageous to do a combo all those sorts of things But none of that's here. Well, yeah, because you're right the serve the most service statement You can make is you can have move and other move and you can chain them together for combo points or benefits Moving on you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I feel like there's another hour of topic here You could probably dig into with many examples and he's like nope stage two and you're like, oh So you're really relying on my knowledge of Painting things and how it works. You're not really relying on he's definitely relying on your knowledge because every every gamer who has ever gained Like knows what jumping is and if he just relies on you knowing everything that he's gonna not even tell you about But tell you about telling you about Like he's talking about giving you information I think part of the appeal for this honestly is just to see in games you recognize like the audience is like, oh, I know that one That's awesome. Oh, yeah, sunset. I know what combos are. Yes. He alluded to combos and I know what those are in games What a smart man chaining moves. Maybe stage two will uh, enlighten us, you know Maybe maybe stop is on the x open world zombie blaster Sunset overdrive Now here the main character doesn't have a particularly involved moveset Just a basic run jump and roll But that's because this game is all about using things in the environment running on walls bouncing on awnings grinding on rails and swinging on poles Clever use of the environment will put you at a huge advantage over the enemies Of We've moved on What the fuck? Okay. No, no, no He literally said the the player only has like a Certain amount of moves and he's showing like the opening tutorial and then he's like and then he just segues So unnaturally to he only has a certain amount of moves and then goes you can grind you can crawl You can jump immediately after it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Excuse me. That's like the whole point of the game But that happens later like he didn't talk about the transition from like a dullard to a park or like master He just started right the blurbs on the back of game cases dullard Yeah, like Yeah, is that another is that another way of saying like just like a fucking normal ass dummy idiot like Yeah, that's a word for like a dunce. Yeah, it's like a stupid person A dullard. I know it. I don't know why it comes out of me. I didn't think it's a fine. Yes. No, that was a good word I was just completely That's completely taken aback by it. Continue, please. Excellent Sorry, I like I just want to like finish with like it just he Like almost I almost want you to go back because it's like he just goes from uh, all you can only really just well Like jump and roll and then he starts and then with like no break in his like sends pretty much He just goes also you can run and slide and jump in backflip and it's like I can tell you why what? He's um mark mark. Oh, hold on. I'll just let me I gotta I gotta all right mark You say like so much and you never compare things That's because I'm retarded You're a are you you're a dullard? Yeah, no, but our people refer uh for our people Darkies You sound like a colleague. This is your fault. I got the d-pass. We're doing um We're doing movement in in like he's he's he's catarising why how to make the best of movement, right? So what do you think this one is because uh, he's already said the keyword He's gonna all he's gonna say is you can he's just gonna describe what's happening on the screen If the first sections keyword was chaining, uh, I'll play it again. What do you think the keyword is for this one? But that's because this game is all about using things in the environment running on walls bouncing on awnings grinding on rails and swinging on poles It would be environment. Yeah, he's gonna argue that it what makes movement good is chaining also environment But the thing is He kind of categorizes weird because he's like you don't really have many moves But when you get to the environment in the game, like it that's like the game playing for you Um, well, I guess it depends. I haven't it's more It's less mechanical and less it's more about I'm trying to describe like it's not so much a it's not about the mechanics because the mechanics just sort of sort themselves out Like you can jump on the pole and you slide But all that requires you as a player to do is just jump on the pole It's the thought process of why are you doing it? What advantage do you get from it? How do you min max the time of what it takes and uh, you know, the biggest tactical advantage you can get out of the process It's not it's not at that point. It's not nearly as mechanical as it is tactical Um, I suppose I think is a distinction. That's worth making Because some games are extremely simple in their mechanics, but they can be Like how you learn to play them Is is very there's the it's the mental aspect of them that makes the games very interesting uh the How complex they could make it in terms of how much you swat switch to different pieces of environment and going up And down left and right different things doing different things different reactions from the environment. I suppose could make the experience much more Like make it feel a lot more like you are in complete control rather than waiting for things to um, you know complete And maybe he'll talk about that sweet balance area of at what point are there just too many mechanics for a person to keep track of Are the mechanics do they even serve a purpose? And how useful are those mechanics? It's the the concept of um, Easy to learn hard to master which is something you find in a lot of games, especially like fighting games There'll be certain like fighting games and maybe even a character in that fighting game Who's a great like introduction to how everything works like you're uh, and That if you made a video talking about that and how effective that is That'd be a really good video But it just moves are good This is Epic It's interesting because again with categorization Be like if you just have a person in white room and you're like Right, let's talk about movement and how you make it interesting and like lesson two is like how they react to the environment It's like, I feel like we're moving a little bit away from it. But okay, I guess. Yeah, sure Like person in white room versus person in city The whether the mechanics are simple or complicated will now be multiplied in a way by the environment Um, and we haven't even gotten into how movement affects the rest of the games mechanics that aren't the movement Like in shooters how fast players move Yeah, it radically changes the way the game plays and a I think we have halo reach is one of those games that comes up often when this topic is addressed where How sprint dominates that game because movement speed is such an important and advantageous thing to have In a in a shooter game that is balanced around slower movement speed There's a lot to talk about. I doubt he will say anything insightful Well, yeah, because like we're trying to talk about these subjects that like while he's like the environment That will change how you move Yeah, you can do things in the environment Thanks. Thanks all about using things in the environment running on walls bouncing on awnings grinding on rails and swinging on poles Clever. I just realized I never seen this before when you when in this game when you jump There's an indicator of where your spot is on the ground your ground position is when you jump I've never seen that before Isn't a lot of stuff like it's Is that a predator games some of them well a lot of games. Um, I think a lot of Mario games If not all of them have your shadow at the bottom, yeah Yeah, I could believe a shadow a shadow is like how to do that in a way that Sort of like makes sense like it's a shadow. We know what shadows are. This is just no, that's just the ring where you are Yeah, I know you mean like it feels a little more arcadey. I think if you have it with um Yeah, kind of I just I guess I was wondering what the purpose of it really was Like if it's a shadow, it's not going to fit in if you want to do anything realistic with the lighting Um The shadow can exist whether or not there's lighting to have caused it is what you're saying, right? Like it would just always be there. Yeah, because if you want a shadow to show exactly like your point on the ground Then it's going to need to be a shadow from a light source is directly above you So unless you're in an environment, then it's gonna It's going to Mario You have that shadow beneath you But like other blocks will not create shadows and shadows as far as I know We're not dynamic. I mean like the specific reason it's there is to let you know where you are Landing that's that's kind of interesting because I'm wondering if that was something that happened due to like lack Like limitations on the hardware. It's just like, okay He has a shadow that's put it directly below him because we're not going to do dynamic Lighting but then somebody realized that mario platformers or yeah or something and then somebody realized it for like a switch Well, I mean like I mean I'm talking And then so they notice the shadow below and they put it in very like haphazardly as it's there But then just out of pure acts like accidental They're like this indicates where you're gonna land like your position relative to the ground and they just kind of kept it From like there on out like even though they can do a shit ton of stuff with lighting and like dynamic lighting now But that's a subtle little like indicator of like where you are In relative to the ground and where you'll land and yada yada It's something that if you removed it it actually might take away even though it's more realistic if you took it away Yeah, I I think it's a good it's nice to know It's good information to have even just peripherally like my my position on the ground is a term by the shadow because You know, I'm the player and I cast shadow. That's easy for you to accept I bet most people don't even realize that nothing else would create it Nothing else create shadows except for the player They just don't even think to think about it because everyone's so fucking selfish and all they think about is themselves And swinging on poles clever use of the environment will put you at a huge advantage over the enemies Other games that put the focus on environmental interaction include sci-fi ninja sim ghostrunner And the best bits of the ori games as you bash to propel yourself of enemies and project What a simplistic fucking like Like this is yeah, it's it's simple. It's it's too simple to be useful You like it. What can you even say about this? You're like, you've described that the environment is relevant when moving in these games. Yep I agree mark tiles Oh, we're on to stage three then Oh stage three. Well, we've got chaining and environment Next let's look quickly at you know, it would be really useful But my take actual effort is explaining Examples of things done poorly. Yeah here is where combos are done poorly Here is where Environment, you know mechanics that relate to the environment are done poorly Or they're done in a useless way, which is probably not even doing He's not even saying when they're done properly. He's just saying when they exist in a game Kind of yeah, I mean I I suppose I'm just I've never played sunset overdrive or ninja robot or whatever other game He's talking about I I just assume that it's done. Well because he's talking about it But I don't know he doesn't say why it's good and he doesn't contrast that with how it's done poorly Which is an incredibly good way To talk about like if this is a game maker developer toolkit for gamer makers or whatever Then knowing what doesn't work is very very useful. You want to avoid that He's being objective. You see he's only describing in entirely simplistic terms things that exist sort of It's a way to you can't piss anyone off Yeah That's what his whole channel is is this thing exists constantly. I think that um Uh ahoy is like mark brown's Superman to his bizarro like badman Like ahoy is trying to maintain like a level of objectivity while also actually being praiseworthy and critical of like mechanics that are functioning or non-functioning while Doing like there's a lot of elements. They share they're both pretty cool with like Graphics and then their voices and stuff Man those things are cool. They're like ahoy says stuff. It's really cool that he says stuff Like there's just you know things that make your brain go. Hmm Mm-hmm I'm up around you like oh we start the video fuck Not to mention ahoy's entire thing. It's like his texture. He's just like he'll open the video. He'll just be like video games Are amazing Oh, tell me more please please play video game soap He can literally be like he could open a video and be like pachinko. You might be like, oh, tell me about pachinko right now I'm fucking I'm free. I'm almost there Oh Basically that's not that's not really a that's not really a joke with ahoy. He's very good Pachinko We should just like before when we're done with with um, the chunky with marcast brownies videos Uh, we should definitely uh check out a video by ahoy just for contrast. Just all right fine Maybe we'll look for like the shortest one Yeah The pathless and this one is all about timing in this game You can temporarily boost your speed by shooting arrows at floating targets in the world All right But this is almost like this is You get there's these glowing things if you shoot the glowing things you move faster Like that's what he said. All right. That's it. Yeah, like I I if I elaborate anymore on it I'm doing more work than he did Uh, if um, if can we can we respond to a part of this in the way that he would do it? So just be like here mark has Described an aspect of the game and then move on We just need a sound board where we just say yes, that is what happens. That's all you would do That's all you just didn't hear mark describe the game here mark described the game Please provide one unit of audience Here mark brought up another game and then described it Here here he talks about how this this exists and this exists Right about all of these things I see Wonderful. So timing. Yeah, you you have to do certain things in certain windows to get benefits And if you don't do these things in these windows, but that's combos though Right. Yeah, you could you could argue that that's a that's a deviation of chaining. This is a this is a combo. Yeah Why wasn't this in section one? Was it too complicated for you to recognize that look should have been in the first section of your video You can everything that chains isn't necessarily everything that's in a time limit necessarily. Okay rags idiot Have you not even played video games? I don't even know what video games is. You know what? Loser if you haven't played I don't lose. I'm not a loser if I don't play video games. I can't lose. Oh, there you go Excellent extremely compelling point You have to the shot and release when the meter fills up completely Giving the game a sort of rhythmic action as you try to What meter yet you have to you have to charge up when the meter fills completely I'm still thinking about that meter there is measuring how much Well, well no it now he's now he's being confusing because you know I only see one meter at the bottom, but that meter Looks like it restores every time you hit one of the targets It's not you have to wait until the meter is full to charge up your shot Go go. Yeah. Go go back a little bit. I will he were to Simplarily boost your speed by shooting arrows at floating targets in the world You have to charge the shot and release when the weight fills up completely. No wait So, okay, so she started boosting and the meter is full So what is what is that meter? What is this meter? I thought the meter was like your your fuel for lack of a better word Yeah, that's what I thought it was but Is there a delay on when she shoots it and then the meter feeling because it looks like when she shoots She starts speeding up and that's what fills up the meter He's not even describing the game properly Yeah, we're trying to figure it out Because he said like he said fire when the meter is full He said it's not a little world. He said it's not a little world Honestly, unless you just didn't redraft because it's like fire when the meter is full What he's thinking his head is fire when like the characters, you know, struggle like, you know when you pull the animation Yeah, yeah, yeah when it's fully pulled back That's probably what he's thinking about when he said it without realizing there's a meter on screen It's a different thing. Maybe I don't know the only meter that I guess let's know what's the meter and what happens By shooting arrows and floating targets in the world You have to charge the shot. Yeah, it's whenever the arrow hits the target that the meter fills up, right? It's weird that he would refer to firing when the meter is full when he's got a meter on screen That's filling every time you nail the targets, you know Or is the meter just showing it's not even like a meter looks like when he hits the thing There's these little blue parts that fly off and come to your character and that's when the meter gets full So you're shooting the little now would explain the delay. Yeah So you don't shoot when the meter is full If you watch them, you'll see the little things fly off and then come to your character Let's have a look at these targets. Boost your speed by shooting arrows floating targets. Oh the meter on the target Okay, we got it for just a moment Okay. Oh the targets have a little meter and when it's full, but that's basically just an extension of I don't actually I actually don't like there being a meter on the target I like it to where like it could be you didn't have to have a meter. It could just be the animation of your bow You know, I really love that mark I love that mark is trying to teach a shit about this game And just not mentioning anything and just from staring at like a three second clip We're teaching ourselves more through inductive You know the the person who got this I'm assuming may know this game may not may not but also say like like it's You're expected to do some legwork yourself with these videos. Okay. That's all I'm saying Yeah, we did it homework. Yeah Charge the shot and release when the meter fills up completely Giving the game a sort of rhythmic action as you try to efficiently time the release of every shot And that's not to mention that if you release when the meter is only halfway full You get a much bigger burst of speed, but if you screw up the time Oh, it's like an active reload. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You did that phone. You talked about versatile bibs When he was like, oh active reload versus perfect reload versatile bibs. Just like stop it You're making something so simple sound so complicated You're gonna confuse people just talk about it in a simplistic way. It's what you're supposed to do But what does this teach me? Um, this one taught you that if you make it so that Rewards come out of like timing things But like like hitting something in a harder time than an easier one should give you more reward He didn't even say any of that. He just said that's what happens Yes Because in 10 seconds you could show a gears of war reload where you're like, well, if you hit it at just the right time Then you get a super fast reload and a little bit of extra damage on that magazine for a time But if you mess it up, then your gun jams for a while and you have to wait So Like there's a risk reward components of it Yeah, you could do if you do a risk reward as a game mechanic You could do like a five hour video across like all these different but this doesn't have anything to do with movement That aspect is just timing Um, I guess it speeds you up So it's rhythmic, but that's a reward of doing something that doesn't have anything to do with movement Yeah, because now we're blending mechanics in in a sense, right? This would this one would slot in more with yeah Like a like a variable that applies to movement or at least changes your This is If to me, it's just a little bit like I'm getting lost on exactly what we're learning from this Yeah, I don't think you're supposed to learn anything from this. I think you're like you say here and you go. Yes This exists. Good job mark and then you Star and he goes back to his dungeon. Yeah like that's there's nothing he says nothing He never says anything. It's so annoying and in this one. He's literally just saying this game Has this thing in it. Well, I will say it's presented. Well, you know very clean very Yes, you know what? He's got a voice very easy to listen to He definitely he definitely has a good editor or editing skills Does he? No, but Does he know? But like what what he's showing is relevant to what he's saying. So that's more than a lot of people do so Maybe the video's finished for him by an editor and then he just wakes up He's oh, fuck. Oh, yeah, I gotta make a video and he just presses play and he just One day It's just like if he was doing instead of visual story a lot actually that'd be super funny If he was doing like uh Visual storytelling in games and you look at this image and he goes well, there's a bit of red in some blue And that's Well, there's red One in chat said he said that he wouldn't say anything in these parts of the videos What? He's achieved that. I was gonna say he nailed it, but like I find his self-awareness makes you wonder a little like why would that be your goal, but okay The shot and you get nothing Moving on to Titanfall 2 Moving on you didn't say anything. Yes, he did. Oh my yeah, I can't wait to hear The intricacies of Titanfall 2's incredible movement system explained by mark brown But all he's gonna say is in this one you jump on the walls. That's it. That's it Yeah, he's just gonna describe what you can do none of the finer points in this one You can use your jetpack and glide on or he's not even gonna say why it's good or bad that shit Well, no, he doesn't do that. That would be evil That would be a statement that might require some level of elaboration Instead of very light commentary on what's visually occurring He's gonna say he's gonna say Titanfall 2 added a sense of verticality. Oh, maybe maybe The chaining environment Speed no, no, sorry reaction time something like that combos Combos was that it? Was that what we just learned? No, that was part one and two was um Chaining environment was the first two environment. Yeah, so combo environment um Then it was speed right it was it was like arrows. It was active reload or whatever Getting timing timing timing. There you go Timing combos. It's weird that combos and timing aren't the same section combos rely on timing Shut up rags. Yeah, right then this one is gonna be Verticality well, let's find out shall we you bunch of muffins. You don't even know how video games in full two And this game is all about momentum building it and momentum The pilot can run to max speed of only 22 kilometers per hour However, your speed can be temporarily boosted by things like wall running leaping away from walls and sliding along the ground So to be truly fast, you've got to try and keep that momentum up maintaining momentum I mean like I would say that I wouldn't say that the key of titanfall 2 is like maintaining momentum because you get to your max momentum Like pretty quick. Wow. It's just don't do things that stop you A better way to talk about keeping your momentum would be again It would be like driving a car in grand theft auto would be a better example Because you actually have to do things like if it's tight curve, you know, you're gonna have to slow down So you could make the curve, but there are certain ways to do it You know idea like a racing game would be better for conserving momentum than this and this it's like Well, if you fuck up you you start over again and you get to the top pretty quick But this isn't a very good example, but it's a pot, you know momentum. That's it's a yeah It's not technically wrong, but it's a really bad example to show it happening It's a single block and the fucking like the fucking Just pyramid of shit that makes up the movement in this game Well, the other part is that with titanfall 2 at least the parts that he's gonna show Specifically because I'm sure he's not gonna talk about multiplayer at all All of the momentum stuff is gonna be you know part of the level design. It's jump here jump here jump here There's no it's already done environment. So fuck you. Oh, yeah, all right But you're not gonna be choosing to to build up and keep momentum throughout this level You're doing it to solve an environmental puzzle That was yeah racing games to be done better for this because you have to so conserving momentum You don't conserve momentum in this game. You you just get all of it And you keep all of it Like you don't in terms of conservation A racing game would be better because you might actually have to be like, okay I can't have it all. I have to make you know, there's a give and take here with my speed and my turn radius And you know with my ideal angle to take when i'm driving Um But yeah, if you like in this game, I mean it's basically for for all points and purposes This is going to be identical to apex legends, but I mean you don't want to be still You want to keep moving? I suppose but it's not like just a portal. It's like you could do that Portal yeah portals are good. There's momentum that you have to use to solve puzzles But you're in control of that, you know, and it's not just here jumping wall to wall to wall to wall In the exact order that a level designer set up for you I think even in the game's universe, that's what separates the pilots from regular soldiers Is that they have jet packs and they move really quickly and they can do so many Like so many more things than just a regular ground soldier can do and it kind of makes them exceptional So yeah, that's a part of it. But like he's just like momentum Momentum moment and that's that's literally only like one of the 10 fucking things that Or the movements in this game. It's really it's all over the place and it's complex and it works really well all in tandem But he's just like Momentum, um, that's it speed thing. I want to make clear like if if a friend of mine was like, oh man I'm just starting to get into sort of games like what what do you think makes like a good movement system? And if I said, um combos, uh, like like the pace of it a little momentum, uh, the environment They'd be like, yeah, and then he took that he took that and made a whole video and he added nothing It's like asking what what is what makes a good story and you say, oh, you know plot characters Um words writing careful. You're giving him ideas We got 10 minutes left guys So maybe he will Finally bring it home Which I hope he doesn't make this opening redundant what he like goes back and explains all of them, but you know I like to imagine he's actually sitting in the chat What I like to imagine he's just sitting in the chat just listening to everything We're saying it just vigorously taking notes like That's five videos right there Yeah, these guys are doing my work for me how to create a great story step one characters many stories have characters Step two Many of them have this step two Many of the characters are characters in dead space Isaac Clark is the protagonist Thank you And they just throw money at him. Yeah in dead space sometimes Isaac Clark dies It really does moves, but that's not all when we go into multiplayer We get things like the grapple which hooks onto a wall and then retracts We get the grapple it hooks onto a wall and then retracts It's so because there's so much to talk about about the grapples and in this game and in apex where you're like how you use the grapple Can be so useful in terms of what you do during the grapple The angle that you take on things like if you if you're underneath the bridge And you want to get to the top of the bridge you you angle the back side of the bridge And then you swing upwards and you could go all around the top But there's so many interesting things you could do that we will not ever talk about no rags. No You can grapple things That is the extent of how horrible explain this. No you missed a pot where he said it attaches to walls that retracts Yes, okay. There you go. So doesn't even you can't even say it grapples. That's what he said. I mean I I guess it technically retracts and pulls you. Yeah. Yeah, it's on What is like a mark? What's that? He's holding in his hand that big fucking what looks like a metal thing What is that? Tell me how that works. That is an Eva 8 shotgun. It is uh, what is a shotgun? You have to tell me these things. I don't understand fires. Um, I think I've gone too far already Oh My synapses are just They're dying I need to explain Metal meeting propulsion first There I did it Moving on grapple which hooks onto a wall and then retracts like link's hookshot on fast forward. Oh, my my god It's just like he's what he says like more often than I do the equivalent would have been after I mentioned the protagonist of death space I feel like meanwhile Protagonist which a series Yes That's as far as you take it Out of context More like I like This I like how I redo that impression you make him sound like a little rap scallion Well, I wish to inform you I also enjoy video games. I sip my tea while while enjoying this thing. Exactly And I have a little bit more of a wish game for your views of characters Do you understand my video? I assume not You are too small brain I mean, ideally the grappling hook is actually a really excellent way to explain conservation of momentum because the direction you're traveling at when you shoot the grappling hook will impact your Trajectory essentially and you can use that to your advantage to like get around boulders or above bridges or behind buildings and stuff like that But uh, and that that plays really well into environment Plus movement of like where you aim the grapple how and when you time the kind of pole On it it like if you had the grapple in an empty room, it's useless But because the environment and the way it's designed it the grapple becomes Limitless pretty much and what you can do with it. Uh, he could talk about the relationship between environment and this movement aspect I don't think we're gonna hear it. We might. Yeah, like if you if you had a Well Like I would say if you want to get around this boulder around the left hand side Like what would be for instance, how would you do it? It's like well, you'd want to attach the boulder or attach the grappling hook as far back into the boulder as possible So you can you'll get your longest pull that you can So you'd want to make a little a little mark where you put your grapple and then you'd also say well But you got to make sure that you're moving in like a you know a a forwards left diagonal direction So that you know, you're you're you're taking that momentum of yours and you're swinging around the boulder, but Well, I will say right you've got the graphics portion down before you explained way too much You know The graphics portion would almost like also explained too much Well, you made it too We've got more explanation in the in the cuphead video than this Things like the grapple which hooks onto a wall and then retracts like link's hook shot on fast forward So this here is like you take two different grappling hooks from two different games that behave Only in the most fundamental way similarly, but in execution They are so incredibly different and you could explain why the link grappling hook has Fuck all to do with conservation of momentum Yes In the titanfall apex one has everything to do with it and you could illustrate why one is good and one is Super simple. It would be I honestly think it was just for the member berries. So like the appreciation of of uh, Remember the grappling hook from zelda game. I don't even think the grappling hook is not even relevant It's the zelda game. Like is it ocarina? I couldn't tell from the clip like, um It doesn't matter. It's just the I forget referencing that in the same way that if um most like the most beloved fps ever Um But if I was just trying to break down how mechanically sound killing floris And I'm like in this you do, you know aim and shoot and you destroy your enemies much like in doom I just show doom and then I cut back. That's like that is all he just did correct At least mine will make more sense because you do Doing Like do you think he's aware of what he's doing? Not sure Because I think I don't know he might have just settled into Like it he does it so much so often that he doesn't even know that it's useless I like is the all the feedback he gets is just this is so amazing. It's wonderful Then they lie and say that they learned something and so he's like, oh, okay. Well, I guess, you know, I keep doing this It's great He is Like he could he could always tell himself Every day when he gets up out of bed, he stares in the mirror for 10 minutes. I am mark brown I am mark brown brown. You can tell I'm brown You are When I you could tell I mark brown because when I look at me, I know that I'm mark brown Press a to jump mark To jump from cold mark much like mark wolver is also called mark He fries himself because I was too complex Yeah Yes, it hooks onto a wall and then retracts like links hookshot on fast forward Combine that with a jump and you can slingshot your way across the map at super speed and we're still not done This is this normy ass gameplay I used my grapple to move towards grunts which are designed to be free points and I shot them with my shotgun like Like you could play the game and have like a cool clip of you doing something It's not like it's right rags. He said we're still not done. No, there's like 2600 people playing this game today right now I just love that he thinks season anyway covered the majority of the content There's so much more There's so much more. I agree. I I agree. We've barely begun to scratch the surface. Dare I say it? We've not even scratched the surface We've simply looked upon the surface vaguely This is like opening a textbook We've described the fact that there is a surface It is like opening a textbook and it's just title pages Houston we could see this isn't even like going into anything this is like when you throw a wrench on water to break the surface tension This is a sort of like that I think that's already too much Without throwing the wrench. There's lots you can look it's like looking at water. Yeah, or maybe even describing it vaguely to a friend Yeah, you're not actually really kind of upset about is that like we can't really go much further with like making fun of Its format because it's just like here's a thing Oh Yeah, no, please. I I encourage anything. I just feel like it's just like man. I wish this content was less So fucking stupid So that way. Yeah, so that one we could do just do a little something a little something more with it He is working I'm trying to imagine a situation when he releases a video that ends up being really controversial He can't he knows his brand as long as he stays to never actually claiming anything You know if you look on his if you look on his twitter, he's like super fucking left Like of course all of these sort of media personalities are so it's like nothing He ever says will ever land him in hot water except for like mild disagreement But like he really told me I didn't mean controversial with like mainstream media that's I meant generally controversial with any audience Yeah, what I was gonna say is like his videos if you were to derive a personality from his videos It would be the most like middle of the line bland person ever that if you went like Oh, do you think uh tlj is good? He'd be like It's uh star wars, right? Well tlj is a movie Yeah, and it's it's star wars guy walker. You're like much like a new hope It's uh, and then every time you push him it would be like the twin perfect debate. We'd be like, is it well? I know. Yeah, you'll be like you guys know lemmy You guys won't get that except rags I will get it and it no It was really fun for you. You had lots of fun with it. Good times. You go rags. You get that You go right Well not done because when you come to land you can do a slide hop Which is where you hit crouch then jump to maintain that momentum bunny called A slight a slight so no one so no one calls it that that's the thing Like it's it's it's always kind of been called bunny hopping Is always what's called isn't it? It's often nerfed in games and things that you used to be able to do it like you could Heal while using it and things of that nature and then they toned it down So you couldn't do it there are ways around it Or you could kind of like twist your character in certain ways to keep her momentum a little bit But this is just you you're just moving quick and you're You're jumping so now I'm still weird because he's described like if you could call it a Sub-mechanic that's come out of comboing up Other mechanics that that relate to a specific kind of like movement When I thought we were specific We're just talking in really broad terms It's like why did you go this specific on this moment and you're probably not going to do it again And do you think it's just because of the fact that he did this and was like this is cool This is neat. Look at me. I remember when I'm when I'm moving when I slide to move quick I can jump which means my jump is quick too Wow incredible slow down light hopper now. It's just like the most basic basic basic basic thing It's like the first thing that you learn is hey when you're sprinting you could you slide and if you slide hop You can get just a teeny teeny tiny burst of speed A little teeny tiny one The Titanfall 2 players i.e. not me are the ones who are always thinking about waste and the momentum they've built up Good players always think about how to use the momentum they've built up Keep the momentum they've built up. Not even paying attention I think it's weird because you show a clip of somebody using the grappling hook to grapple a wall But to completely change directions and hit the wall to completely negate all of the momentum They they purposefully negated their momentum to kill somebody who was going the other direction And you're talking about how skillful players use their momentum to Play the game and he looked he looked for like a highlight for this as well Yeah, yeah, clearly like specifically. I guess i'm just gonna let me let me play that again I just want to contain that momentum the very best Titanfall 2 players i.e. Not me are the ones who are always thinking about ways to keep the momentum There's a guy right there. Oh quick. Yep change directions. Yeah Yeah, he would have lost like I have to stop momentum. Yeah I think originally he was going to try and go around that wall But then he saw that person heading towards the wall and he's like nope change plans He also seemed to stop once he got the kill he landed and stopped it wasn't even like the way you would do it I think is your your maintaining momentum you spot someone that's out of your Sequence if you will you alter to get to it and then alter to go back into your original like or maintain Yeah, like I would have I would have kept running on the wall I wouldn't have jumped off the wall to hit that very large target from a very close distance And instead put myself in a position where I've now fallen into the middle of the street and lost all momentum And I'm now vulnerable people use momentum moving on. It's like I mean that's pretty much it. Yeah We see similar stuff in older shooters like quake and counter strike Where bunny hopping to build momentum was a physics busting emergent strategy not intended by the developers The parkour gem mirrors edge okay force you to main Okay Like all right buddy hopping that was a thing. It's like yep. Well, it could be still a thing Do you know what you're playing some of the rack is wrong? You can change direction while maintaining momentum All right, so here's the thing. He hits the wall and He hits the wall to stop himself so that he could follow this person who was going in a different direction He also stops at the end like I said Yeah, and then he lands on the ground in a very flat trajectory in a very I guess very Of a steep trajectory. So when he hits the ground, he's going to be vulnerable, too So not an ideal clip to use for it, but I guess that looks really impressive to people who've never played the game. I don't know Contain momentum if you want to nail its time trials Crumble is all about getting faster and faster the more you move and in the platform at n plus that's All right, that's what getting faster is getting faster the more you have to by definition That's yeah, that's what getting faster is. Let's say running in tar like dude. He kills me. He kills me Wait, I know how you can get faster while not moving when you're in a car He's like a creature. He's just uh, you aren't moving but the car is I got you guys. I've cracked the code You're really slide hopping through these points Jesus You get to force you to the more you move Whoa, you've blown my brain out, bro. I need that bong sound right now Immediately after that one of them just hits blunt you get faster the more you move You don't maintain momentum if you want to you're moving with the car though. Shut up Shut the fuck up. It was a perfect and someone lawless Can someone please make an edit of mark brown just Like you know how people do that where they'll make someone sound drunk Well, they'll just slow down their voice. They'll be like That's a guy Say I want I want you guys to do that with him and just add occasional bong hit sounds and you take all the best quotes like It's a grapple hook like in league with zelda. It's you get It really does feel like he's high all the time. Doesn't it because he just yeah He's going from like moment to moment being like that reminds me of this thing, man Oh, like grapple. I'm serious. Someone please fucking make that video. I will be so happy There you go. He'll make chase happy guys You're not gonna do it if you say that you gotta you gotta tell him make someone else happy You'll make me very sad. There you go. Now they're gonna do it Nail its toes crumble is all about getting faster and faster the more you move and in the platform at You need to build momentum in order to spend too much time on that game already Need to go faster so that you could jump further. Yes, that is momentum I agree that is momentum and then the second example. He just mentions momentum He basically just did the same thing twice but used different word But he's using so many game references like there's someone out there who's like, oh, I know that one This video is fucking great Do you think if he made up a game one of these examples anyone would notice? By the way, momentum is so momentum is mass times velocity Mass doesn't really come into play in these video games really in any way Does it I mean it can I don't know. I'm not mark brown But I don't know. It's all right You move platform at n plus plus you need to build momentum in order to make the biggest jumps Next up is wow Wow That's it. You have to build momentum to make the jump Yeah, you have to rest. He just taught us guys. You know that running. Did you know that running jumps will let you go further than a standing jump? Oh, I hate him. I hate here. Oh my god. Like this is literally something you learned in like first grade But even then by first you figured it out because you've like lived So, you know that if you run and jump you go further than if you just stand and jump Man, that is what low bar for understanding this topic. Have you existed? You're like, yes I just I want him to one time. Please. I just want him to say anything If a caveman saw a rabbit on the other side of like a A stream or something the caveman would know oh, I'll have to run and then jump or else I'll get wet and rabbit run away and then so he does it like cavemen knew this Well, you see but needed to be explained My animals know this they take it down another level and animal knows this if it has to get across a larger gap It has to run and jump Yes, do you know that? I figured do you know that? I didn't listen to that one last year. Do you know it? Chase Yeah Case knows it lower than animals even chase You know sometimes you don't have to say And speedrunner about grappling onto blocks and launching yourself we've learned about grappling No, go ahead. I just Part of the appeal of these videos is him being like look at these cool indie games that I've found Yeah, I think that's a tough. Yeah It also gives a sense of I guess like he must know what he's talking about if he's familiar with all of these different games That must be what it is. I really do like he has all these super indie things This has this reminds me of Karl Marx energy. Oh, well, I mean where else would you learn about momentum? Dude, I would I would love it if halfway through one of his videos. He randomly says this reminds me of Karl Marx and ribs on That would that would improve it so much. I'd want to read the comments to see what people thought See if the the catching on yet imagine his old troll like he's like I don't even know why people like my videos I was just fucking around. These are all parody. I never play video games apart from just getting the footage And he's just like I just pay someone to get the footage Like I don't I don't give a shit about video games. I just get him. He just gives me footage and I describe what happens He just downloads like all new trailers from like one youtube channel of trailers For games and just puts them in and he's like this one has stuff in it. I guess Build momentum in order to make the biggest jumps Next up is cyberhook a first person speedrunner about grappling onto blocks and launching yourself towards the goal This isn't certain guys. I think it's about understanding trajectory Oh, wait a second. He's he's specifies that that that one was first person He never specified that n plus plus was third person. He didn't I don't even know if is m plus plus considered third person It is yeah, because you're you're you're a you see your character You're not from the perspective of a of the character itself Yeah, I know but I think you go more specific than that oftentimes to differentiate more than just like a binary like um For example with rts. What would that view be considered like bird's eye or? Like would Yeah So let me see 2d. Yeah, I think more people probably appeal to it being 2d first. Yeah, it would be 2d, but that would still be third person It'd be like an omniscient third person. It wouldn't be it wouldn't be second person Well, I'm not suggesting it was just like typically when describing them people don't Wouldn't go like oh n plus plus is third person. It's just unusual. That's all not that it's incorrect like what People say isometric up down. No isometric is something that That's a wasteland is isometric, right? We're not gonna call like starcraft isometric though, you know I don't think it is right. Oh fuck. These all these words. I'll have to look into the actual definitions I was just the interesting part is that he chose to describe that one game that way, but he hasn't really done that for any of the others Makes you wonder why it's just word salad I just I well, I mean it's all thrown together right like he's just kind of like God's eye view Nois and speedrunner about grappling onto blocks and launching yourself towards the goal And so this one I think is about understanding trajectories. He thinks he classified that This is the time where he had the thought it wasn't just something that he knew to be true Bear with me for a second a trajectory is an object will follow when moving under the influence But you didn't talk about this using grappling Yeah, which is instrumental in using the grappling thing from earlier Where your grappling will be shit if you don't understand what trajectory is But what got him onto this topic was the grappling in another game. So There you go. Bear with me for a second. I'm gonna say the exact same thing, but with the words switched around Doesn't know for certain Bear with me for a second as if he's like he's acting like people would be confused Well, you know what? I'm struggling to follow It's like a computer they they made like a kind of AI learning computer That's kind of very basic and it just read scripts to it from other essays and it's just spouting Fucking shit It's just word solid That's what this is 15 seconds to describe what the word trajectory means I'm learning you guys are just being bullies. I'm waiting to find out how this all comes together with me for a second A trajectory is a path an object will follow when moving under the influence of a physical force And we subconsciously consider this when playing any platformer because the arc of oh here comes the things look See, I just I just want to point out more. I already barely audibly said fuck you mark is the video So real So this is like if you're gonna go to this level you start off with trajectories. This is where you begin If you're talking about jumping anything Right does it not make the most sense to start with the concept of combining other things? Isn't I don't even know how he addressed that Like he sort of he did but even in what way i'm not exactly certain because of how bad it was This is what I mean This is a fun video to be made here like the what is the most fundamental thing about movement You're starting to think like I guess pushing one thing to make you go one thing He could he could talk about like tank controls and how a game is made to support tank controls And how maps and stuff or they fit into the turn style and how simply removing one's ability to strafe Is a big gameplay element that you have to adjust to and understand and Learn to utilize when you're in combat So was it um the art of swindling patreon. I don't even people know what they're buying. There's he's not lying about anything Yeah, he's not falsely advertising Yeah, if they want to pay for this go nuts hurt my feelings when you look at it, that's all I love that we live in a civilization where you can pay for this Yeah, I mean it's it's it's not a crime to make bad art, right? It's just frowned upon Yeah, it's like we're frowning. You can spend your money on like fucking giant canvases with paint just slapped on them Oh, it's just Wow amazing But it's like, you know, you can't we can't throw you in the slammer for it. So no We'll consider it. I don't even have a problem with that. It's so basic that it doesn't feel like there's any point to it Exactly I'm more disappointed in the people who pay for it than mark himself Yeah, thank god, you know what if I could make if I can make his and he makes a lot of money If I can make as much money as he does off of this shit, I fucking would it too. I'd be pumping these out You know what? Here's the thing jumping. What is it? What does it mean? Moving on Like I mean so happy For some reason more already the way you said that I was expected that to end with tonight at nine Jumping tonight at nine dude. She's got gum cream next Oh, fuck that is my that is the fucking nightmare fucking Oh my goodness, she's coming for me. That's literally what I pictured. That's horrible. Somebody literally went Oh man, I think at that point awfully. She looks spidery. It's too late for you. It's creepy as shit Those her hands look like the spiders from lost in space Yeah, gum cream Yeah, okay a goop cream. It makes you like fourth gump. She's not she can't have any of my I like the pause gump I'm so ominous Gump cream. Well, that was the face he's making in the image is when he found out the concept of gump cream He's like, oh Oh I just I just I talk with the slur and suddenly I have all this like southern wisdom on my belt Well that gump cream Every jump determined by gravity But in games with grappling hooks like a story about my uncle and bionic commando The swing's arc is determined by both gravity and the taut pull of the rope and so to Uh Are three of the things in here talking about grappling hooks He's talking a lot about grapplet hooks. He should make a whole video really into grappling hooks Is this a video where he was like, oh shit grappling hooks. That's movement Yeah, like if I if I would say rags, you need to make a well if someone else was to say me I wouldn't say rags. You need to make maybe subconsciously Which is why I do it But if someone was to tell me rags, you need to make a a video about movement In games I'm like, okay And I see you all the games I play and they have different movement systems and here's how they work and here are the cool things You could do with them and here's how the games are built around those movement systems and you know come out with some bad examples and but this is just like he's just Oh, this game has a grappling hook This game also has a grappling hook Did you know this game also has a grappling hook So I said oh my god the video's comments are just a circle joke of people talking about mechanics and games Yeah, they're probably adding more content than he did. They're probably like So interesting To get the most of the mechanic We have to mentally map out the precise arc of the swing and know the best time to latch on You don't have to map out the precise arc of the swing. You've got a lot of wiggle room here Yeah, that would be a topic It'd be like there's going to be games that like the hardest challenge will be giving you the most limited Amount of a platform to land on Because then the more precise you have to be is generally going to determine the difficulty How hard it is to plan is going to be one of them like moving platforms are going to be harder to plan for than stationary ones And also, what's your margin of error? How big is the platform? How wide is it? You know, do you have can you correct your trajectory? Essentially? Can you move while you're in the air? I mean that makes a big difference all sorts of stuff you We also see this in games with gliding mechanics It's all about the shapes the character will make when moving and understanding how to use that to your advantage It's all about the shapes the character makes while moving Does he mean like when you change like their posture or their gestures like how they how they Like look, I've never seen someone describe like changing your um, like what wings are doing what he's basically referring to like the wingspan in that game Yeah, no, so why would he talk about it that way the shapes the character makes what The I doubt the shapes the character make actually Changes the direction. It's your input and the animations are done to match your inputs He's it's not the animations that are that are determining where you will go If anything you might miss someone by saying that Like if the game was exclusively like trying to run like a physics thing Entirely and then in that sense sure, but I That would be its own thing to talk about that would be something that would be worthy of highlighting. Yes I just can't believe that he just went over the concept of like your Trajectory will change based on your character's sort of movements. He just described as what your character changes shape I mean like Technically, but no one means it like that. Nobody. How could you come to a video for insight and if someone was to say Change your shape. I'd be like, oh like I need to lose weight or gain weight Or I need to like what and they're like, no, no, just move. Yeah, just like that. I'm like, oh, I just move my arm He's like, yeah, I'm sure he changed pretty sure he's talking about the shape of the arc while you do gliding or whatever So what are you saying is like if you're gliding straight down like shaping yourself? Just like a missile, but then you open up your arms You have wings and it'll change how everything works. It's like your shape has changed. You're like Yes Yeah, that's true, but What a way to describe this. Yeah, why did you have to say it like that? Why are you the way you are? Because if he was different, he'd be smarter You're saying he's at rock bottom with these videos, right? I mean I guess you could get worse. Yeah, like you could just be wrong About what is like he could be incorrect about what's like he's watching. He could be conveying information that wasn't accurately explaining not explaining describing What is happening on screen Like in this he could be saying that you know, the three the three polka dotted elephants are clearly trapeze artists And it's like, no, that's just not an accurate description of what's happening on the screen. That's worse, I guess Make when moving and understanding how to use that to your advantage And also the no and also what he showed the shape of the character Didn't change it all while it was falling and then it makes the big upward swoop The the shape of the character stayed exactly the same. Yes, but it was an indie game That's also all he said about it. That was it. That was the whole thing. Then we're moving on That's it. Well on trajectory he said that uh, you you have to Precisely mentally map out the trajectory. Also you change your shape to change it like Oh God damn it. So he's just like so he did inaccurate sure enough. He did inaccurately Describe what was happening on screen That's all can we all just pray in a seance circle to whatever god that exists that he will never work Yeah, or demon that he'll never work in like the teaching or education system ever Have you know any people show his stuff? I can't imagine they they'd actually show his stuff Many people claim that they use mark brown videos in like educational formats. So I don't believe well, they might I don't know. Maybe they're public schools Because it wouldn't like it would help it wouldn't help you. That's the thing I don't think it's just like reaffirmation of hey our game's fun. You're like, yeah It's about it this to your advantage And finally I want to touch on rocket leak this game is kind of unique because the character in this case What do you mean is basically a physics object and you just apply forces in different direction So you can't so you cannot simultaneously say this is unique in the sense that the character is a car It's physics-based and the last point you just made was that a character changes its shape in order to change This direction in the air Which would be necessarily physics-based The problem rags is that he's already brought up like the grappling hooks in different scenarios And then he has like a whole section for them later and so it's like wait It's like you can't yeah, the grappling hook is absolutely physics-based as well I guess what I'm trying to say is like he'll just mix and match and then like claim like this This thing is doing this thing. It's like well, he was doing it before with the other stuff Yeah, this one is aesthetically unique to the others, but it's not yeah, I'm not gonna be I want to know How it's mechanically unique If he says it twice though, he gets to double the length of the video Oh boy. Well, also, you'll notice his name is mcbacon again Hmm That is epic. Probably his actual username That's that's an awful viral food for him, but all right Um, I prove these epically. I'm kind of excited now because once he gets done with the section Like what's gonna happen next? What's he gonna do? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, who knows? He could who knows he could describe all kinds of things. The land is uncharted now. Who knows what's gonna happen Actions this allows you to move the car about in pretty much whatever way you desire leading to Okay, so a physics-based thing does not mean you could move yourself in whatever way you desire It's the opposite physics of limitations on what you can do It's not like Like adding when you add physics-based movement to something It's not it's not a libertarians wet dream where you can just do whatever the fuck you want without consequences But like that's what that's what people like about it It there are rules and there are limitations and there are there are things you have to take into account You can't just Hmm. It hurts my brain It's like my little fucking coddler cousin wandered into a recording booth and then he just recorded this and he just fucking blathered for like 13 minutes just like and then died the car and it changed shape and the move a grapple hook I honestly Matthew You can do the the rocket fly and you can do the the blasting yourself left right forward back It's like, yeah, you can do so many things you can do all of the things. No, no, no, no, you went too far You went to bring it back. You can't do all of the things Come come right as a toddler and then he sort of like, you know Just repeats stuff all players discovering absurd tricks like making a car fly across the pitch or You can it's not hard at all. Like that's like the main element of the game Is that it's like the the sides are sloped for that reason? Well, you also I've never even played this game, but I can see that the sides are sloped like ramps I want to take I want to Draw attention to the fact that he took credit for that Like hang on what kind of oh god, here we go. Was it oh my goodness I don't want to miss what what he describes Yeah, you're levitating apples on screen Where are we? Back back 16 we're really like 5 30. Uh, yeah Yeah, there is discovering absurd tricks like making a car fly across the pitch I'm refreshing it. It's so cars You wait till this guy press a button to fly Literally just you literally press boost and you aim up and what I was trying to get at is you press a you aim the car up You hold a and you go You're like a missile. That's the simplest possible way This video tips tricks on how to fly is probably just you learn that and then it tells you how do you use it In more effective ways him saying like you could have locked the ability to fly. It's like that's like By purchasing the game. Yes You you almost get more out of just purely the visuals and you just watch this on mute You'll be like, wow, look at this cool. Shit. You can do this game. I understand this because I'm not a fucking duller Wow, this game is fucking cool. I should buy it and play it That's that's kind of it. He just highlights games that you may or may not have played and you either go Yeah, I like that that's epic or you know developers are probably like, hey Can you just like use gameplay footage of our upcoming any game? We don't even care what sort of benign shit you ramble about just please like just show We have guns but it's a picture. It's really cool. Yeah, there's guns just pixel guns people will love it They'll buy it. I one of them mentioned a dating sim just cuz even though it's all about movement, he'll just be like and also in a Techie usagi Yeah That makes you wonder If you have an intent to go print intent to go princess for There's a remorse mechanic Remorse just he just says it and then moves on And you're like And you just there's the goop and then where the palatial scoops it out of your skull Well, there was that one game that was like it was like it was very clearly like a hentai game But it was like you groped girls on the subway and had like a way to play Rape play. I wasn't sure if we want to say it out loud, but what if you just mentioned Rape play like in Rape play? I said negro it's fine. You could say rape Negroes that's just that's Spanish for black. That's okay. That's it's negro I said negro Okay, put the heart in all right But yeah, it's some disgusting horrible we game Um, but like like he could literally just and he oh my god If you cut the footage of that and then just showed the wemoat shaking on screen and like movement is important and rape play like He's like jiggling the women's hits on the subway Notice the physics-based breasts Just like boobs are great and they have to move in on your character close to the lady to to grape her If you are female in my audience, please call me. I'm very lonely. I need you for research purposes I need to describe you I'm very lonely. It's just me in this box I enjoy this new canon of of mark brown being so incredibly lonely that he's just like a borderline fucking kidnapper He just doesn't know he doesn't even know what it's like awkward to bring up He just brings up things like it's like the tally tubby's game We awkwardly play the place pieces together of puzzles and then there's just the rape game immediately after He's just like, oh, yeah, you know, there's puzzles in this Oh moving on Yeah, uh, I don't know to bring us back. It's an absurd trick that you can fly in rocket league Or anyone who's played that game that is a weird thing to say The trick's like making a car fly across the pitch or doing bonkers bicycle kicks Trust me. This one is way over my head, but I thought it was still worth mentioning. Oh, this thing is basic mechanic I mean you're watching it You just watch your limit I don't understand a bicycle. Oh shit. All right. So this is we've done recap. We've set the stage. Here we are here I've identified six different elements the great game. I love you. I love him So I just do this is the way he said that I've identified six different elements Listen, listen, I just want to play together. He's such a fucking goomer It was still worth mentioning listen to So here I've identified six different elements He's talking about like he's discovered something like scientifically He's the first person to find like a deep-sea turtle or something and he This is his he's found something new and exciting and exciting coins. He's coined new deep-sea life Yeah, I have discovered six things even though it's really more like three, but you know, you split them apart I found me it's kind of like two fucking dinosaur bones in my backyard Yeah, I found amoebas on Mars You say amoebas on Mars? I found mario amoebas I found rock lima on Mars The golden mario It would be olamar would he took a ship to mars as an amoeba. That's true. That's true For metro great games used to make movement more fun bows on. Oh, whoa. Whoa. You didn't say more fun You just said that they were fun. You just said they exist You didn't say anything about how they were fun. Yeah Said they were Which by the way, I'm okay with you saying that something makes it more fun Just definitively if for fuck's sake you make a claim just make one I'd like you to at this point instead of me immediately countering with hey, not everyone finds that fun I can instead be like, oh, so this is what you find fun. That's cool But I I guess you could argue that everything he's set up to this point is now Contextualized as things he considers fun Which is more than usually gets grappling hooks chaining moves He thinks grappling hooks are fun movement more fun. Those aren't chaining moves using the environment. I haven't forgotten. It's fine But okay, guess look over an environment nailing timing windows building momentum Understanding trajectories building momentum there. You're literally you you're losing it You're trying to do what you can while you lose the momentum that you had. Why would you show that? That's literally the opposite of what the text you put over it is Shut up rags. I am video game youtube reviewer man master of science You are wrong and all of these terms. You are I am an element head talker reincarnated element Playing with physics playing with physics. How fucking vague No, I said head talk not tick tock Playing with physics I just I really like imagining mark brown on tick tock Engaging with his 11 year old fans that think they're gonna be game devs one day because they like call of duty Now I'm going to teach you how to button and press Whoa And then you're gonna say I'll see I'll teach you how to unbutton No Oh no mark I'll teach you how to disconnect the phone lines in her apartment so that no one disturbs you or she calls for help Why don't you have to disable your security system? I'm going to teach you how to dox your fans When you make sure when you bury the body, it's at least six feet deep I He's just mark brown describing horrible crimes and how to confess them I like we've invented like multiple mark browns throughout like the cinematic Dude the serial kill about brad is awesome 12 year old reincarnated To his worst possible alternatives Though that would explain why he put so little effort into his videos because he's busy off murdering people And that takes up most of his time I have to make this video As as like an alibi He corners the woman in the alleyway and he's like I would like to show you some versatile verbs And he pulls out the knife and then it cuts and then it slashes Stabs hoax all the different way. Imagine he like opens the door There's a bunch of people tied up and he's like I have six different victims I'm just picturing Mark the ripper No Jay's uh Sleepy tisms and couldn't find a natural gap in our our deep discussion there. I'm afraid. I'm sorry. We were being really artistic Goodbye My jay Love you Love you Oh my god Making horrible noises, uh Gotta pee Buffalo mark It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again. Or else it discovers six different elements I'm just like it's like why are you doing this mark brown from youtube mark is stopping from youtube.com From youtube.com with a very successful patreon. He's at the bottom of a well. He's just at the top of it today I'm going to be teaching you about jumping and grapple hook buoyancy buoyancy I don't know if you're just like vegetables We're going to be teaching you about moisture How do you Do You guys want mark brown to explain to you Um, why we exist? Yeah, what is the meaning of life? Life has a meaning Thank you There was nothing and now there are things That there are many some things and we are sort of just here Playing with physics There's many some things we are just here And and and play with physics. That's true. This is just a big sandbox really you can do wherever you want Now that's lost of list and it's that's an exhaustive place. Oh That felt like a century. I know we pause but like I feel like there's even watching this in real time for six minutes Would have felt like fucking 10 10 20 minutes I'm describing it as an exhaustive list Okay, I think so. That's not an exhaustive. Oh, yeah, I can't imagine. I'm just suddenly being like that's an exhaustive list Is it is it bad that I wasn't surprised that he would say it though? I don't know See to fit right in with physics Now that's not an exhaustive list and it's also important to note that many games mix and match these different elements In just cause three for example You need a hookshot onto the environment which builds momentum as the rope retracts You can then chain into your parachute and then chain into your wingsuit At which point you'll change considering the weirdo trajectory of this thing as you dive away from enemy attacks You're considering the trajectory That's not but you So like You know, this is getting into super duper pretentious territory. It's all of it. It's always pretentious Why do you invite me for this guy for this? Yeah, this is the second time we're about to cover mark brown It's so bad You end up like after all of this I get done with this and I go fucking mark brown In your own private time Like anyone with a brain should feel like he's talking down to you Yeah, yeah You know like describing Mario going like jump jump and it does the bigger jump and then the triple jump The big jump and then he ground pounds onto a slide and slips down until he builds them and like That process he would describe it as like entering the first, you know mode of operation in which he Decides to raise his verticality and then chaining into a Doubling a combo if you will of verticality spreading only to commit To the to the pure gamble and yet payoff of a third verticality combination And you're like, how far are you now? And he's like i'm a third of the way into description we're getting there You know if I make it sound super complicated Makes you feel better as an audience member, I guess for understanding something so incredibly simple and then you go Oh my god, I've learned so much. Wow. I'm smart But you're not you watch mark brown, so Just tell boobs So this is a sort of table of elements when it comes to movement Table of elements that are used and combined to make interesting interactions Because you know how table of elements is interesting the table of elements builds up the table They don't make up a thing So that's a really weird way to describe it These are the things that make movement fun, but oh Okay, oh I I would say it's the the the responsiveness and the consistency the execution of those things Yeah, the execution of those things, but That's right. What do I know? I'm just a gamer Why is there anything these different approaches to movement? I just asked why holy shit. We're getting deep now. He just said why I'm kind of surprised. Here we go. This is the move. I'm worried. We're finally here Why is there anything these different approaches to movement have in common to help explain their appeal? First all of these approaches I would assume the core elements like interactivity Oh, yeah, then we have movement aspects and games like dishonored and stealth games and all the impacts that you know movement has on Stealth mechanics and evasion and that sort of thing. That's a toll on own whole topic Perhaps we have given him him too short of a shrift here, right? Perhaps we have not Uh, uh allowed mark brown to explain he was just setting this up He was explaining the six laid the ground different elements, right that we needed to understand before he could explain Why and how those being tied together and chained together as it were Uh, why all of this Was going to come together and make Movement important as a game as a game mechanic, right? We're just waiting for the next step here Oh my god. Yeah, we're so fucking stupid. We're looking at him and he's just he's just chopping things And doing things we're like you are an idiot mark brown. What are you doing? You're just making him medley and then he makes a beautiful stew and we're like, uh, We really are the dullards. Well, yes I think that the core is interactivity and then you could get on to the the topic. Why do we enjoy interactivity? How far is he gonna go or maybe he'll simply say Well, why and then leave it there? Who knows let's find out First all of these approaches allow for a real freedom of movement They're about giving you options for how to get them out for a real freedom of movement. Well, that's that's a useless statement That's not a that's I can't do anything with that because some like we said physics are literally Like limitations on what you can do and if you're saying oh, but using physics I can use the grapple to swing around I was like, yeah, because you're working within a set of limitations if you didn't have those you could just float up there Yeah, if we're on gov mode and we could just fly anywhere we want that would not be better Because that would be boring. I feel like well, I'm kind of unbeatable now. Yeah, and there and there ain't no physics about um Oh, what's the protagonist name from dishonored Corvo, uh, there's nothing the physics based about corvo using blink to teleport to a spot Like It's just it's mad. It's literally magic Not what I'd use to talk about he's not going to go into anything interesting. He's not going to say anything interesting He's gonna contradict the things he's saying and he's not going to say anything interesting anyway I'm giving you options for how to get around the world You could take a very slow and meandering trip up a staircase or you could well You're not running so turn around spring off the wall and tuck your feet up over the handrail This effectively turns the entire game space into a traversal playground traversal playground You it's it's it's really like he's you're like you like you're trying to explain what video games are to like a 95 year old in a coma Yes, that's exactly it. He says stupid things just all the time Why do these systems like we're also good about these systems? Well, they're better than walking slowly Yeah, all right. I mean, yeah, I feel like you're begging the question though. Why Why is that the case you you've said it's the case You could like he's answered it just with another question really he just avoided the question It's a small consecutive series of it's a consecutive series of small challenges that give rewards based on how skillfully You navigate them and that's all that's all you need to say Really and you you could expand on however you want But essentially that's what's the core of these things are the better you are Then the better you can execute the objective and it takes skill and repetition and practice to do these better and better Which is kind of the core of what's so appealing about video games to so many people It's learning how to do a challenge better over time as you practice the feeling of progression in terms of skill Walls big gaps are no longer barriers to impede progress They are challenges to overcome and where many games are practically glued to the ground These advanced movement mechanics and verticality to the world Second these movement mechanics typically now for very analog inputs, which let me explain what I mean Oh, please. Please do. I would love to get an explanation Alrighty when using the hookshot you must aim it at a suitable point And then it locks link into an unstoppable animation until he reaches his destination It follows a single pre-determined path in Titanfall 2 However, the grapple works in a very different way You can latch on to any point in the world You can move while it retracts in order to change its trajectory You can boost the speed with a jump and you can cancel the grapple Explaining things that's like way more than he's ever done the whole video. I'm yeah, that's actually kind of insane Yeah, he's defined the difference between the two grapple hooks. We were worried about that. So good job. Oh, I was very I was very worried I was very concerned What is dynamic and what is static and you could yeah People saying please know like yeah, he he's barely said anything at all But this is more than he ever usually says so, you know, that's the basics Yeah, and how it works. Yeah small round of applause for the the bare minimum. My goodness gracious the bar Almost like we're watching something of a video. Maybe I don't know There is an almost should have been in the first 30 seconds. Yes, it should have Not literally more than halfway through because now he's trying to tell us why these things are fun Instead of the like what was the fucking point of all of those intros to these things existing if all you This is just naturally going to happen when you start explaining why they're fun Anyway, you may as well just cut that portion and just done it here. Yeah, the first six minutes were a waste When you made a 13 minute video that's significant Yeah paths entirely based on your control and desire and we entirely based on your control and desire So again, does that make it better or just or what like tell me He keeps begging question. He implies that these things were automatically good and the the big problem when it comes to video game mechanics Is like the limitations are often what we want to overcome Rather than if I said like the reason this is so good is because of the complete freedom of it Which he said earlier it's like wait, but we don't want complete freedom as players Very typically But like you gotta explain that why why? And the idea is the what we I think what you said at the beginning mark with a whole easy to learn hard to It's become the best Hard the master sort of thing that can happen in video games Which is like the sort of magic of them that like the more you invest into it. Uh, the more you get out of it Uh I I wait. Oh god. I fuck it just I wish he could fucking get to that or say something light even relatively close to that I would argue that That should be the opening and then he explains why that's the case Like yeah, actually, isn't that how like essays usually work? You pose a question and it's like time to explore that Yeah, if you said like uh easy to understand hard to master, why is this preferable? Why is this what we want and then maybe there's two halves to that and you have to go over them Instead we're like or we've learned that these mechanics exist and that some people do enjoy them And we're trying to figure out why that might be Or You just say grappling hook Moving on Yeah Because I do know what the I I do know what grapple Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean sort of I mean you guys can do the hard work job or we could just like, you know We see this in mechanics too like generous mid-air movement in mario being able to bash in literally any direction in ory And the absurdly granular input literally any direction shows a 2d game Can't go all the time Oh, you're just net picking, you know, its argument would be well obviously the only directions available within that restriction that you're like, mm-hmm All right, what do you say about rocket league? Bash in literally any direction in ory and the absurdly granular input you have in physics based movement systems like let me That means like down to the specific I want to check again Um Resimbling or consisting of small grains or particles I'm assuming there's another having a rough end having a rough end surface or structure Is there another definition? Characterized by a high level of granularity Anymore Is that it I like that one. That's all we got recursive The definition of recursion is recursion, right? No, it means right recursion is characterized by a high level of recursive It like it is recursive. So recursive would be characterized by a high level of recursion There you go Or maybe I don't know Yeah, let's say It's wikipedia says the condition of existing in granules or grains refers to the extent to which a material or system is composed of distinguishable pieces Yeah, what he means when he says this Is that you can move in like all down to the finest of angles in rocket league like You have a choice of all 360 or something like that Rather than, um, I don't know Eight directions 1632 like rocket league is as high as it can go. I think is what he's trying to say absurdly so There you go Like rocket league either give you perfect fine grain control of the character or at least the ability to influence a trajectory First those are not dichotomous. What do you mean? Mm-hmm. Why why would you have those two things as this or that? When they're not they're like controlling a character every specific movement or to influence a trajectory. It's like those two things are like Not even in the same realm. I think a lot of like difficult. That's what difficult platformers are Having to be very accurate and precise What? When done well these mechanics allow you to move with flow, which is what does it mean to be done? Well, you haven't done that yet Hello Like I can make the argument. I'm just like, where's yours mark? What are you doing? It's when you fluidly move through a level without stopping or slowing down too much So perhaps that's chaining together moves across an entire level or keeping your momentum with careful navigation of the space This can be particularly fun and games with environmental interactions as you bounce from one object to another But that's as much to do with level design as it is the basic movement mechanics Yeah, you said that already we did this We done the explanation. Maybe that's what he's getting into now. Oh god We've done this Yeah, yeah, we have You can't keep getting away with it We've done this. We haven't done the why he just repeated the what? Yes, even said perhaps it's the fact that and then repeated himself. It's like no, you just circled back. You're cheating Fourth and perhaps most importantly these advanced movement mechanics are a test of skill Oh, I think you mean first you means did he just say perhaps I can't believe he's finally gotten. I don't care how he got here. He got here. It's a test of skills. Thank you mark Thank you so much We're finally here everyone We did it four minutes ago. Don't waste it Yeah, he said this was the fourth thing he's brought up. It's not it's the first thing You should be bringing up Going into depth with Jesus When moves you need to know how and when to link these actions together and probably in midair Oh, are we going back to number one now? Yeah, how and when is timing and then linking them up as combos and it's just like yeah, these things take skill You can't don't cheat now. You can't go separating it takes skill and then repeating all six of them again He just needed to get the time don't be cheating mark. Go into why these things are hard and why it matters that we overcome them, okay? To using the environment There's a certain level of precision needed to guide your character onto a rail or bounce path I like that phrase a certain level of precision Uh, this this precision required to achieve particular things in a wide broad environment. You're like, yes I don't even disagree with him. That's the thing. You can't disagree with him because he doesn't say anything He doesn't say any he's never said anything his entire life his ambivalence it When they're like do you want to refill your coffee, hon? He's like, hmm But first let's explore what is coffee. He's like, yes, I wouldn't like to decline you but at the same time agreement Perhaps well, no No, but that implies like one or the other it has to be one thing and then something irrelevant like I could accept your offer Or I could go to the bathroom they lose No, he doesn't do anything. He just sits there And his wife is used to it so she just goes back to her business. She just goes back to the bedroom and cries No wife feel bad for this theoretical mark brownway out out of all the years She's never heard a single flush or her hands wash and she's scaring her more and more each day Rail will bounce pat and timing naturally tests your timing Timing Test your timing. No timing. It doesn't test your timing timing tests your predictive capabilities in your reflexes No, it tests your timing. It's pattern recognition Timing is timing and also timey. Why me? I just like just gobbling gook I was I was thinking earlier. I really wanted to just do an April Fool's Day video where he's just like me a big boy Me me big boy me play big boy game and you do the cha cha like just a fucking complete gibberish Just nothing for like 13 straight minutes. Yeah, and then at the end he still has the the gall to promote his patreon I would be curious how far you could push this Um, this channel was each video goes by being more and more overt until he eventually says something like, you know video games are media Yeah, but something I'll be like it's so deep He was like, what is he saying? Really think about it. I like video games. I guess I like media Yeah Tests your timing Momentum has a built-in skill check the faster you move the harder the game is to control Trajectories can be particularly hard to understand until you internalize their unique arcs and physics based characters. Just repeat in a little bit Yep Actually, you just said shit It's like, oh, you know, I really want to play marble blast or something. It's it I feel like that's the only thing I get out of this game is like, oh, that's a cool game Yeah, I got to play that and my brain is utterly turned off. It's just pretty much always how it goes with these videos You're just like, yeah, I really want to play that game. That'd be fucking dope Yeah, if you're saying I would rather be playing a game right now I'd rather be doing something that's fun and engaging Instead of listening to mark brown Yeah, pretty much a worse mark Timing tests timing I'm just upset. He didn't say vertical how I could I don't understand how you could write that down in a script Okay, you could look at it For maybe three or four or five times right as you look over here. He didn't look at it three or four or five times He looked at it as he was doing that hypothetically right hypothetically you're seeing this you're seeing it where you're saying Timing tests timing you're looking at that Okay, and then you have to read it you read that aloud You read that with your own voice you hear that and you you then are still okay You take it you put it into your editing. You're doing your editing. You listen to it. You're listening to that Okay Do it You've read it You Have you You know who you sound like when you when you get really like loud like that desperate Rick Moranis All the canadian treasure I just don't man like I think the C-pap's going well. I would he's the only human being it's on autopilot Even if he believed that he was using the word timing and that they in a valid way meant We're referring to different things. Would it not be worth using a different word to make sure your audience understands the difference? Timing that's timing. That's yeah Yeah, might be worth separating them out just a little bit And physics-based characters are naturally challenging to navigate and so while these advanced moves What is a physics-based character versus a non physics-based character? I guess it's when uh, so if you have I guess when people say physics-based it's more of a um It's when it gets to a certain level of physics based like people don't generally consider um Mario a physics-based game. I don't think but there is elements of it in there There's some conservation of momentum when you change directions. There's you know going up and down But there's nothing specific about what he just said. I guess is what I'm saying. Oh really? He said yeah, what? Literally the same thing we've been repeating because it's literally what he's fucking repeating And physics-based characters are naturally challenging to navigate snakes and pipes Physics-based characters are naturally challenging to Navigate it's almost like you might have even a thought for a moment If I have full control of a physics-based character, wouldn't it be easier to navigate them? It's like no hata. You're like wait, it's a whole subject here. I think right Yeah, I wouldn't I would yeah not intrinsically by any stretch of the imagination There's plenty of physics-based stuff that probably is super easy to navigate It just depends a lot of physics-based games start off simple and then they get more and more complex and more difficult Yeah And so while the enhanced moves offer huge advantages over the more basic running and jumping such as making you move I like how watching that spider-man game play twice now. It just shows how it just doesn't make sense In what way when he when he uses the the spider web beneath him. He shoots upwards Mm-hmm Because they just want to they want it to be a flying game, but they're like, oh, yeah That's right. Spider-man can't fly webs jumping. I see I mean, yeah, yeah The advanced moves offer huge advantages over the more basic running and jumping such as making you move faster Take shortcuts or get the drop-on enemies in combat. They come with a huge skill barrier And until you can surpass it, you're gonna spend a lot of time scraping your face against the tarmac But that I don't know about a huge skill barrier is definitely not what Maybe he is just really shit at video games, which I would believe And so he would consider that like a huge skill barrier to learn just fundamental movement in video games. That could be It's a huge skill barrier But that leads to the fifth and final similarity Oh, shit, which is when you do have that skill all of these movement mechanics are intrinsically satisfying to use Intrinsically satisfying. Do you know do you know what that word means? God damn Like no satisfaction is something that we derive from things. It's not in trend. I don't think satisfaction is intrinsic to anything It's a it's like a value almost you derive satisfaction from things. There are reasons for it that's not intrinsic To get satisfaction from overcoming challenges I you and you could argue the reverse again people who are experts like crazy levels of experts who know everything back to front I'm going to get a lot of satisfaction out of everything doing the what they expected, you know, typically speaking, they'll just be using it It's very um autopiloty They're like, yeah, like if you watch like no hit runners for dark souls, they're very mechanical at that point Yeah, like they're just running through it's like, oh, they'll be the most satisfied like no the most satisfied players Probably the ones that are overcoming it for the first time That's probably the peak level of satisfaction when you first fully understand it and win doing something different Yeah, or do we I would say Doing something that you know is difficult the first time Yeah, can be extremely satisfying And then you have the other side where you try and try and try and try and then you finally do it And that could be very satisfying But it depends Or you might not get any satisfaction from it whatsoever. You could be totally apathetic Yeah, I beat that level in mario. I guess this is his own video to talk about Where does satisfaction typically derive from for different people because another one would be when You've definitely beaten the thing and you can do it consistently and you look back on how you couldn't even do it The one time and now you're like, oh man, it's fucking satisfying. I've messed it. You know There's so many different ways it can happen What a strange thing to throw in there This is the thing whenever he makes a claim we can actually talk about it Yay When chaining moves you're performing tiny quick fire piano melodies on the controller Tiny quick fire piano melodies on your controller fuck off No, yeah, fuck off. That's the only thing you could say is just fuck off mark. Holy shit piano melodies When I am working when when I am engaged in a firefight in halo multiplayer a tiny symphonic Uh, yeah, yeah orchestral resonant theme is playing on my keyboard as I move I thought you were saying he was going to describe the gunfire as orchestral This arpeggio of bullets. No gunfire scares me He has like an editor who goes through it and says this isn't pretentious enough you need to You know really ratchet those numbers of mortars fire around me like you sound really smart A cacophony that's a good word Get out there you throw it out there It's a free one the thing you're exploiting the environment You're constantly making plans about your route forward and hitting a button and a mic constantly making plans about your route forward That was a constant. That's just a constant. You never don't think about where you're moving Come on Timing window and getting a big burst of feedback is always a hit This game looks now. We're talking about dopamine. I know Yeah, I don't know if I said microscopic like windows of opportunity when you're talking about a game like that It looks really It looks it looks really simple. I mean granted. I haven't played it so that's all with an asterisk But it doesn't look like I have to have incredible Timing in order to succeed at it Mensom lets you get almost uncontrollably fast putting you in thrilling white knuckle situations as you try not to slam into a wall And expertly I like how the cursor was clearly not on that box And the game's like, yeah, it's close. Let's just give it to him. It's fine Almost uncontrolling hooks though Yeah, more like Hooks all to be fast putting you in thrilling white knuckle situations as you try not to slam into a wall Guy really missed that one. Yeah Expertly navigating a character while navigating gravity expertly navigating a character He just loves his little grapples. He likes to devalue the word He loves to devalue words expert level. I was like calm down Other physics-based interactions just feels great skimming close to the ground with just causes wingsuit is an unparalleled treat See, he's appealing to individual moments in all of these different games to hopefully hit the broadest audience into making you go Yeah, I like doing Unparalleled And when he describes it as an expert that makes the audience feel even better Hyperbowl Oh It's true though. Like that's what he does is just it's all hyperbole and nothing this He is hyperbolic nothing this Just say video game cool for 13 minutes. I like it'll be And it's like normie cool. It's not actually cool. It's like normie anime cool Oh, yeah, well, he's he's just it's from his perspective. He just keeps saying it's cool. It's cool. It's rad It's like somebody describing bleach at me just like yeah, it's cool. You just it was wicked You don't get it It would be either movement in a game feels good because you're playing as a character with awesome abilities But I think it's the player's physical performance of these skills that feels satisfying Well, so now you know so like spectacles a whole other thing So if it was like a cutscene people could get blown away and if it's the the murky line between mechanical inputs and a cutscene So you press you're tapping a to do all of the crazy shit different players of different reactions to all this shit Like oh, it's the mechanical satisfaction though. You're like, uh, maybe could be Could be all kinds of things. It's really complicated. I go he could go on a tangent about like the difference between Uh input and results say for an example like a fighting game, which is very precise everything you press Has an immediate reaction. It does the one thing and if you fuck up It's completely your fault versus another fighting game Like batman arkham asylum where you're kind of it's more about the spectacle than skill You're just kind of mashing buttons and you're just watching batman do his thing it's it's that line of Input where the game just takes over for you. I mean it's a complicated subject and if you The game is like press a a b b x y x y a a b b and you type it all in and then your character does some crazy Bullshit, and you're just watching it. You could still be like well, that was satisfying because I got it right The line is so complicated the subject like this Yeah, you can make this entire video just about satisfaction Based on input instead or you can make a good video He has the tools. I mean I hope so The skills that fear was satisfying and not just the super heroic imagery on screen Though let me give a couple caveats one is that games should look imagine caveat and something so fucking broad like Well broad sorry not broad vague imagine caveat and something so vague. You're just like it's nice when good things happen Let me caveat that Okay, I mean I don't even know what you're saying yet, but okay Okay Yeah, that's really stupid for but not perfection so it's good to have systems that This is one of the greatest fps levels ever fucking made don't even have me to see this in a mark brown video is Why do you think it's here? It's to make you think about that and feel good. That's why it's here. It's terrible Stop games should look for precision But not perfection. So it's good to have systems that subtly help the player. You should look for precision not perfection Is that what you just said? hang on One is that games should look for precision but not perfection. I mean In the goal of getting precision precision you're trying to get it as precise as you can right like aiming for as close to perfection as possible unless he's trying to like Argued that you want to uh, you can you can give up at some point as long as it's precise enough. I don't know weird dichotomy Yes, like don't go nuts just get good enough, you know like but mark is good enough So it's that's the thing right like he's talking about perfection But he's not talked about anything being perfect up until now. There's no yeah. Well, this is the caveat section It's like oh, okay He's infuriating. Yeah, that subtly help the player out. I've talked before about coyote time Which is letting the player jump off a platform like bullshit time for shitty players He wants to go into yeah, this is throughout game. It's a handicap. Yeah for when you fuck up Sure. But yeah It's fair for for casual players. It's fine. I'm just kidding Even if they run off the edge We can do something similar on the landing by pushing the player to safety If they were just a few centimeters away from the ledge You might also give the player moves to save themselves from a bad jump Like being able to write your board back in line with the ground in tony hawks or slow time and dash in ghost runner Which can be used to yeah So now we're just talking about things that help you nail shit when you fuck it up Like these aren't like caveats so much as like Additional mechanics really. Yeah, really Realign for a wall run and in king of cards if you get hit in midair You'll get a free shoulder bash move which can be used for a last minute frantic scramble to safety Again, this just feels like remember these games Yep All these different games And secondly this brings us back to something I explored in a video late last year The idea of whether the player should be given a power fantasy through slick animation and highly automated systems Will have to earn the power fantasy through the application of hard one skill Is he actually describing what I just talked about but I can't imagine he actually did it well So that's fucking weird. No, he just goes that here's a guy who looks cool in armor. Here's the guy who's not Oh my god. No, this is this is so disheartening. It's just like what you mean spider-man in a jacket isn't cool Oh Well, this is uh The topic of whether or not earning the cool thing or seeing the cool thing that that's that's it By earning I think a lot of people a lot of normies just don't give a fuck about whether they earned it or not They just want to see the numbers pop up and get to the next level and that to them that translates as I earned that right Because I'm here and I would argue that helps the game wouldn't cheat for me. Would it? Yeah, speaking of which the the fucking uh doom on screen everyone complain about the The marauder and be like get rid of him. He's impeding my enjoyment I actually have to do something in this game No, that's he's at a hot tank. I have no idea No, that was yeah That was the thing like people were actually yelling at the developers to get rid of the marauders from the game because it Was too hard quote-unquote too hard Um, it was unfair. They're not too hard They're just a boring fucking chore that brings everything to a grinding halt Yep, you can make that argument, but they weren't they were definitely saying that like the the Difference in skill level is just like it's just too high of a mountain to climb Like you're I would say my enjoyment I would say I can definitely see why people would say that considering that they just they appear and you're like Well, this is so different from everything else and how it plays out that I people it's the people would see it is Just like oh, it's just not fun to play because it's I totally it's because it's not it's not fun to play. It's just a boring slog and a chore and Yes Like the faith in the consumer to be like Yeah, I want more mechanically complex things that I can uh, you know increase my skill level out It's like I mean the visual spectacle seems to be what drove video games to being less and less Interesting on that level to begin with like um, yeah. Oh my god. I can't wait for us to jump to 8k visuals We'll be like when is 60 FPS when we get in that? Can we have that back, please? Ultimately we want something that can do both easy to use but hard to so please check out he said it Did the thing I hate him And that's the thing he says it but he doesn't mean it or he never like it doesn't like mean anything He just says the word but it's just it's just word soup. It's just fucking Shit he's talking shit 12 minutes to say something that should have been the opening 10 seconds like yeah The this is where you start. It's like I feel like we've now laid some form of an idea on the table like excellent This should be the literally the first thing he said we said that earlier We're just like that's the question you pose and then you try to solve it And even if you don't get to a conclusion if you you could just bring up it Like you could make relatively something close to what he's already making where he just sort of like Talks about subjects leaning on one side of the other that would be something more. He's just but in this he just Says things. He's just it's just movement grapple hook Momentum Thank you. Goodbye. That was 13 minutes of your life Please don't it's my patreon And and this thing yeah stuff like this that ain't cheap to make And the fucking title too Like the title is confusing when you think about what he's just said which is that uh players want it to be that It's easy to get into it, but it's hard to master it. That's how you turn movement into a game We call you like wait, what are those two things on? You But hard to master so please check out that video for more information and ideas for how to make more information Never stop watching. It doesn't have information. Don't lie to us It's rude make these movement systems are accessible to a wider audience and So how do we make interesting movement systems in games? If you ask me we're looking for mechanics that give players a real freedom of movement You said that already a real freedom of movement, but like no this is his like third summary, right? So yeah We want to give people freedom of movement, but you're like, okay. Well calm down because say that I repeat myself limitations are key Yeah How many times have you said this? Yeah, and how many times literally sounds like his fourth summary Through analog inputs that let them fully control how their character moves. Well, wait If the way he's defined analog inputs meaning that you have like full control over them That's like one way of doing it the restriction on your uh, let's say your grapple in a game could be a part of the challenge Like your grapple only works one specific way and that's you have to use it that way And you have to think about how you can use it that way to manipulate within conjunction with other mechanics or whatever Like being like, oh well The uh, the titanfall 2 mechanics just grapples at its best like well I mean it's it's amazing from the looks of it But like not every game is going to want that to be the case depending on what its challenges are We can't make that a broad statement Yeah, you want to encourage creativity Yeah, yeah, and you have to be creative because of the limitations Sorry, I mean I can't believe he's missing that element of this We want to test or at least reward the player's skill test or at least reward them Right like when you break it down, what the fuck did you just say dude because I uh, man And create movement that feels satisfying when you perform it well That's begging the question again. You can't you involve the answer and you're fucking question It has to feel good to play it. Well, you're like, wait I've You've defined all of this. I just have to agree with you. Have you Have you guys ever seen that that scene in in the movie american psycho Where they're just sitting on the dinner table and the protagonist is just going I think we need to promote women's rights and eliminate poverty And just he just went on with this lot for like 30 fucking straight seconds Everyone's like that was beautiful patrick and he just doesn't provide any solutions Yeah, all these really impressively grandiose sounding things and they're just like tremendous excellent. Yes We should really just says like we need to feed the hungry. We need to like build infrastructure in africa We need to like he just lists like vague things, but not how to do them and people go. Wow You're edginess. It's so brave. Well, tell me what you disagree with the state, but things should be better No, but it like I God damn it. Well before we continue. What is your patreon? Because I think things should be better movement that feels satisfying when you perform it well I hate that When you perform it well Whether that's through quick fire finger action on the controller or stomach clenching don't say finger actions I've established a number of elements that work towards these goals I've established the number of elements. You have like described some things loosely on screen This isn't gonna help you make a video game. No, it won't at all If someone made a great video game after watching those mark brown videos, I'd be like it was you. It wasn't him It was coincidental. Yeah, it was you don't let him take credit. It was you your brain did this It wasn't He doesn't tell you anything A big load of actions to toying with the trajectory of a he really did repeat himself over and over and over again Just to get this run time out wingsuit under gravity But there are probably more to discover Probably Oh, thank you mark. You're sparing us from all this wealth of information you're holding back on Hillary said it wasn't exhaustive and I think there's probably more I guess Another video to find out More so in the comments below, what's your favorite movements? Oh, I hate that It's the appeal to nourish the algorithm. I really I wrote in the comments. My favorite movement is legs Mark, could you talk about forwards just going forward? I want you to just break it out for me Forward implies some kind of like progression. It's like I hate that There are so many angles and of all of them, which is the best This has been argued for time and time again But we all know that forward is the superior master angle The obtuse angle and he's like you're getting far too complicated I That was too precise. I couldn't even do an accurate representation of the fucking god brain that is mark ass brownlee In a hand most crucially of all why Why yes, why no why no, this is where the video begins. No no mark, please No mark. This is where he's supposed to start He's breaking convention. Oh my god. He does it. It's like memento. He does it all back word Figure it out for yourself gamer I've given you the puzzle pieces time for you tip. Remember what he made us Figure out the secret of mire's jump now. He's making us figure out the why of his whole video. How could you? Why Like gordon ramsey walking at you out of a dark alley just why It's like I don't Well It was it's always nice to go back to my ground, huh? Nice. Yeah, it's very nice. That's a weird word. It's great Look, okay, so I think that one was worse than the cuphead video by by like several measures How would you decide that you decide he said even less? Yeah, somehow I would say that he was more inaccurate on this one Which is rare for him, yeah Yeah, because he would he would legitimately have me talking about something and showing something on screen that was just Contradictory to it. He doesn't know what intrinsic means or caveat Or quality He just there's there's so it's confusing if you actually pay attention to it And it's not helpful in any way It almost this gives me the idea that if you were going to make a game and follow these video I want to say instructions, but that would be too generous if you're just going to use this as a loose guide to make a game It's almost like you'd just be painting by numbers and making something dull and bad Um, so uh chase you still there muted bastard Oh, uh, yeah, i'm here. I'm you suggested earlier that we look at someone Contrast mr. Ahoy, so I don't know if he has um Like copyright stuff on his videos. I guess we'll find out today I do not believe so he does all his own music and everything he shows video game footage and we will uh We will try and comment on it. Um Here and there, but like we will I guess we'll play the whole thing or whatever I've selected a shorter video for anybody in chat who's like, what's this Ahoy person? Let's just I'll show you a bit of a video. There's similarities and we can we'll see what we can see Oh, he's fantastic Spot the good youtuber The best designs are timeless The wheel lie bulb sliced bread. I don't know this weapon ranks among them The end 1911 is an american semi-automatic pistol whose use spans over a century So what's set this weapon apart from early semi-automatic designs? I mean, I'd say it's like um, like if we want to talk about how like timeless I suppose I'd I'd wonder like in what sense. I mean like iconic. I'd probably use iconic instead of timeless I suppose Because he said the light bulb was timeless. I'm like, no those are not gonna. No, that's no We've been we're good. Those aren't gonna be a thing for you notice. He did he did he's what we're 30 seconds in and he said A thing the the thing that is the subject and he says and he posed a question. Why is it so? Such and such why is it the way that it is? Well, um, he's associated with the m1911 has been around for fucking ages And so if you know that but you don't know why you should already be intrigued now like, hmm Why is it around for so long? What's so good about it? And I doubt he means a literal timeless For any of the things he mentioned I imagine most inventions aren't going to be yeah, I assume he'll elaborate on it Yeah, um, because of course the m1911 isn't timeless either But uh, nor would any gun probably be timeless Unless you talk about I would say like, um Yeah, I'd say iconic or revolution. Well, let me not revolutionary, but iconic is probably a good way to I'd say it. Well, it's like a step down from timeless time Um, it it lasted for a while I would I would I think iconic would be that one because of its I actually I don't know. There are things that are iconic that weren't really used. Um Um But I know it's kind of cootie has to say, yeah The wheel is pretty timeless I mean, there'll probably be a point where we won't use the wheel. I don't know. I'm trying to think I'm going a little bit crazy here thinking about when we evolve into like energy blobs or some shit Oh, man Uh, okay How has it influenced pita pistols? And how on earth does a wartime design remain so popular? Yeah Yes, a couple of very good questions. Yeah around the turn of the 20th century the earliest self-loading pistol designs appeared Inspired by maxim's machine gun Weapons like the bore chart c 93 and mauser c 96 Attempted to scale down a repeating mechanism into a handheld package The first american to do the same was john moses browning Oh, well this where it was inspired from what they're trying to do in terms of reducing a bigger thing to a smaller thing And then who did it? Yep, like history lessons right now and then probably application. Yeah a legendary arms designer credited with many firsts Amongst them was the first production handgun with a slide the f n m 1900 His semi-automatic pistol designs saw iterative improvements over the next decade culminating in one manufactured by colt and subject to trial by the u.s. Army Six designs were submitted, but only two were in major contention a savage arms design providing a rival to brownings Over an endurance test of 6 000 rounds the savage had 37 malfunctions The colt had none 30 by way 37 Pretty impressive considering what i think that was time period I think that's what he was trying to do with that was like man What a small amount of malfunctions and then he was like the colt had zero it's like whoa That is extremely impressive mm-hmm Performance led to its official adoption in 1911 as the m 1911 One of the we know where it got its name Yeah, look at the weapons defining traits is its caliber 45 automatic colt pistol The rimless straight walled cartridge is designed for two things Reliable self-loading operation And stopping power The u.s. Military's earlier experience with 38 long colt revolvers had led to one conclusion for any future sidearm Nothing less than a 45 would do Browning's design has been particularly influential Many modern pistols follow its form and mode of operation It does lack some modern conveniences It is single action only meaning that the hammer must be cocked for the first shot either manually or by racking the slide However, I wish I wish he would elaborate on it just a little bit when he says the like manually or You know cocking the slide Uh, the one thing about this is this is a series and so I I don't know if he assumes you've seen other videos Where you may have explained these portions. I don't think so. I don't think he expects that um, maybe maybe Well, you assume that manually means racking the slide because you're having to do that, but yeah, I you know A little thing just a little thing Complicated design does have some perks A crisp trigger and reliable function Its short recoil operation is equally elegant the barrel pivots about a swinging link seamlessly locking and unlocking with the slide during firing This principle has subsequently been imitated in a surprising amount of modern pistol designs Models by Glock, H&K, SIG and more all have an action with a tilting barrel And all owe this operation to Browning's 1911 design In the early 1900s the US military was relatively small a product of non-interventionism and reticence for war However, the increasing scale of global conflict proved impossible to ignore And with America's entry into World War I in 1917 a period of rapid military expansion followed In response to wartime experience the 1911's design was slightly revised as the M1911A1 principally to fix minor ergonomic gripes The changes include a smaller trigger with smoother frame moulding And a longer back spur to prevent any painful interaction with the hammer while firing The weapon really came into its own during World War II With a huge ramp in production during this time Nearly two million such pistols were procured by the war's end Plenty to go around and enough to ensure surplus for years after I feel like something should be said Because it's just such a good video Yeah, it is really good. I would Like you just like I'm getting I'm getting some bits of history as well as some of that earlier, you know Amfor mentioned. Oh, wow. Yeah, I remember how cool this game is. I want to play that. Hell, yeah He makes me want to play shooters every second Off if you will of any gun breakdown will just he'll show how the guns are and like loads of games at once And usually talk about their influence in media as well Um Hence because maybe someone was like, how does this compare to rockbrown? It's like, oh, well actually, uh, holly does loads of video game stuff He's just also he likes guns a lot Yeah, and that plays a huge part in video games They're using real world weapons um The the great thing about this video too is like I'm also really fucking quiet because like I I this is actually one of my favorite handguns in history But I I'm still learning shit in his video Like I felt like I knew just about anything or everything about it But there's so much more that I'm getting out of this and then we're only halfway through this video I'm just like kind of wowed by it and its production value I've seen this stuff before but like I I'm never not wowed by his videos Oh my god. Yeah, they're super super slick. But yeah, I mean the video is gonna be About eight minutes in total. So he's not very efficient Yeah, he wants to cover the basics because like there's gonna be channels that go into way more detail and tell you a lot more about Any of these guns, uh, but these are like primers, I guess Intro his intro was like 30 seconds and then Do do do do keep going this that reasons why here? Yeah, there's he doesn't waste time like mark brown wastes time He is the anti mark In half the time I feel like we've watched like seven mark brown videos now in terms of vague information you might be able to piece together well So his best video if you ask me is um the first video game, which is an hour long video It has some of the coolest Just the I don't know if he actually Did it with uh, what what do you call it where where it's like photocopied onto um onto a transparent sheet that you can Like shine lights through. Oh, um Projection sheet type of thing. Wow. I used to know the cold. Why am I blanking on that damn it? Yeah, it was called overhead projectors or some shit. Yeah, it's like one of the papers called, um I can't remember but he does the whole video on those. Yeah And then like records it like microfilm style. It's so incredibly cool and just ah and The the actual research that he does in there, man, it's you might think to yourself like the first video game How do you even find that out? Well, he lays out how he's going to try and find it and he gives what is the best answer You're probably going to find what the better the great is it's fantastic It's one of those things where you go. I think this might have actually changed the discussion around What's the first video game? You know, he makes a very compelling arguments and the research is very solid The material is called acetate apparently acetate sheets Yeah, yeah, Polybius the video for that's fucking great as well Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, he did so good. All the stuff he does is fantastic I've never come away from one of his videos going. Oh, wow. They could have been better. You kind of missed on that one The fact is that he got the voice and the the presentation so even if He's not too great script wise at any point. It's an enjoyable presentation Which I think mark brown at his best has as well But like fuck me the scripts just never have anything in them. So it was just Just empty empty calories I feel like if you I'm surprised seeing indie indie games and stuff set to like Low-fi hip-hop beats if like that's your thing and you don't really give a shit what you know If anything of substance is being said, but yeah mark runs fucking great He's totally your guy, but you know if you also want to take in new information then Yeah, maybe go with a hoi instead Fuck me if anyone subscribed to mark press throw up to a hoi, please You could be both of them, right? Pacingly in world war two shooters quite often Where american gi's are found so too is the cult True to life three weapon is shown as a sidearm A comrade to weapons like the m1 garand or tomsen It's rare that it's given a prime role, but it's often at your side Saving private ryan shoulders the blame for the popularity of world war two games at the start of the millennial decade It was the medal of honor series that opened this trend an attempt to recreate some of the moments A soldier might have experienced from a first person perspective With a full complement of wartime weapons 1911 and all It's also here that the call of duty series first emerged And as interest in wartime shooters waned there was instead a transition to modern warfare But of course the m1911 would remain There was simply no hurry to replace it Most modern pistols use a similar principle and while there are lighter designs of a higher capacity The 1911's bulk does help to tame the recoil of its powerful cartridge Still its time in mainline service did come to an end with the u.s. Army in 1985 When it was largely replaced by the barretta m9 A controversial decision, but one needed for NATO standardization Which shouldn't have been Uh, why? I feel like if you you have a the gun is really great, but let's be honest a a seven plus one capacity Sidearm of its size is that's you know, especially when a when you get closer and closer as better and better and better things come out You're just gonna have to get with the times eventually. It doesn't seem like I would That they wouldn't have had something better in that amount of time, you know Yeah, it's just it's it's very It's it's very reliable. It is very iconic. It's what it has is not at all bad, but It's just kind of you get to a point where it's obsolescent and you got to you got to move forward It's like the grand, you know, it's insanely good firearm. Excellent fantastic arguably the best Battle rifle of the time probably probably say it was but you got to eventually you got to move forward You got to change with the times and take advantage of new designs and Pictures people just really liked it. That's probably what was oh, yeah, it's super likable. There's a lot to like about it It's great. That's why we keep seeing it. That's why people still buy those things like crazy Yeah, it's it's a it's an like to this day It's one of the most popular and loved like sidearms and it's just it's just so fucking cool Like I don't I know that's like a really like kind of dumb way of describing the gun But like there's just something so appealing about it. It is like the cool factor is I don't know. It's just uh, like I see when you see that gun pop up and A movie or something. I feel myself just getting kind of giddy and excited It's like this old classic this old dog of war gun And the fact it's a testament that it lasted so long like 1911 to 1985 That's fucking incredible. Like I don't think a handgun has ever been in service for that long in the modern age I'm sure I'd have to check longest sidearm in service Um, even in the wild west, there was a lot of changes from cult to single action army to Oh, that's like that. I mean, sorry the that's still cold, but And the t800 used one in t2. Hell, yeah, I think it is. Yeah, that's right. What was it? It probably is in 1911. Yeah, or the um Yeah, I'd probably yeah, I think it is in terms of sidearms. Yeah It's up there with the b52 and the m 1919 and the m2 browning and I think the m1803 spring field they used for fucking ages It's it's insane that this game this this one gun existed from when the west was being kind of conquered to 1985 You know, it was it was right up there with wonder woman fighting a cougar Whatever. Yeah Think about that gamer That's pretty epic Batman's parents were gunned down by 1911. Yeah reliable. Very reliable. Actually. Yeah You gotta break those pearls man, you need something hefty for that It's so fucking impractical, but I love it Standardization Nevertheless the m1911 does remain some units notably with the u.s. Marine Corps and some special forces For those with the freedom to choose it absolutely remains a favorite of this gun so much Perhaps a holdover from a different age, but a worthy elective for those who respect their elders It's a signature weapon of captain brice and caller duty someone who clearly holds military tradition dear It plays a pivotal role at the climax of modern warfare And its reunion with price gives rise to a brief ceremony in modern warfare, too A torch passed from one generation to the next A remembrance of roots and a nod to the series origin While the 1911's military role has been reduced it is now more popular than ever in civilian hands Commonly seen in competitive shooting recreational use or in concealed carry courtesy of its low-profile single stack magazine Its long service lends it a potent dose of I don't know It's a 1911 is it's a big gun. It ain't a small gun. It's you know, it is I'll say in in Modern day it is a very big gun for how few bullets it holds. I'll say that patriotism It is a strong symbol of america It's a display of allegiance for irregular forces Soldiers of fortune who might not bear rank but stand for freedom nonetheless A fitting match for the machismo. Oh my god Duke Nukem forever Duke Nukem forever That came out 10 years ago. Well, that was a game Of Duke Nukem with a big enough bore to shake any feelings of inadequacy There's little doubt that the 45 is all man A century of service and ready for a hundred years more A classic without compromise The perfect intersection of ergonomics reliable operation and 45 caliber power The pistol they've forgotten to become obsolete The end of this is so slick so antique veteran Patriot I literally have an erection I know right I really wish you showed the one from killing floor two the 1911 Blown the fuck out fucking smooth See So this is what it's like when we're watching a video that is well made immersive and entertaining Dude, there's not a whole lot to say. You know what that's what connects the mock brown stewart brown. Oh, no Yeah, the better for fun fact fun fact Uh ahoy also has a channel. I don't think he uploads to it anymore, but he would review like alcohol He would have you like stouts and stuff and he made it sound really fucking good I don't even like stouts, but he made them sound Chocolatey and creamy and I was just like I'm one of those now stewart is the best brown Yeah, the better brown. Sorry. Yeah, I recommend his channel Especially as an alternative, uh, you might learn something that could be neat Here and there pieces. Yeah, that was an eight minute video half as long as the uh Movement yeah eight compared to 13 and a half. Yeah lots of information And I want more good so reachable this could have been longer Inject it in me. I want it all put it right into my goddamn vein very good as um injected in my dick Don't put it in go on As Moriarty mentioned Uh, that's a link in chat right now to is the first video game once the stream's over go check it out and then decide You know what I might subscribe do do that. All right Yes, genuinely. That's a really good one that and uh, he did He did the uh, Polybius video that he did the entire soundtrack to and I paid money to have it because it was just Really good documentary backdrop music It ended up wanting to do if you ever wanted to end up editing something together on your own You need some slick background music. It's fucking really good. Oh st And really you can use you can use it Yeah, with no like copyright and shit too. I'm sure yeah, which ost um Ahoy did a uh, Polybius video And it has really good kind of like that almost like tron legacy kind of like low energy synth wave Throughout a lot of it. Um, it's very slick very relaxing very calm I don't know. I can't I can't say with certainty that it's completely copyright free, but I just have used it in like personal projects and stuff But uh, yeah, if it's on youtube or whatever. I doubt he'd copyright though. He made it I'm sure he's fine with other people using it. So Yeah Which try it out. Let us know Which brings us to the tonald Yes, the one we've not seen his fight. This is his last available food video. So We're gonna see what zelda Either once or he's going to fight because it says zelda versus food Oh, yeah Who knows we're punching a brisket Oh, I should probably be careful with music. Can we copyright it last time? He remembers it he remembers. Yeah, three of our food gaming show featuring princess zelda a character that Just harkens back to my childhood. Yeah on the menu today. We've got something really divine and regal We'll make a crispy skin duck divine and regal served with stuffed gnocchi Pumpkin and a ricotta puree that is so tasty. I will lick god. I know some of those words But enough chatter. We've got a lot to do. So let's get started. All right. So first off We're gonna make the gnocchi bake the tater's precious Three fitty potatoes. We're making beet gnocchi stuffed with a horseradish jelly So peel a couple pounds of beets and blend them into juicers Wow, look at gotta get them slow. Oh covered in blood Oh Put it in the miss one blend it up. He did. Oh, he's going to get it. He's going to get it I wouldn't mind right now just biting into one of those Just a juicy fucking beet. Oh, yeah, they're so good And we got the sick beats in the background too. Yeah. Hey I'd also let tonal beat me concentrate the flavor I'd also beat tonals meat Do you know what I'm saying? Do you understand? No, I don't. What do you mean? Now he's rapping while that is reducing did he say meow cream shallots girl that we can I think he said meow I shall return to the he is playful and cheeky like that. Let's make the filling Yeah Meow cream in the background of one of the scenes Subtle hints to metal gear solid three That was that that was what you might call an easter egg gamers. Oh my god Speaking of eggs, we'll need three for this recipe That'd be such a good transition Bring to a boil and let's sit to infuse You know sometimes when watching cooking videos I just see stuff happening and I'm waiting for it all to come together bring back to oil and You know, we just get some of your agar powder that you have Take it off the heat and pour into I don't even know what agar powder is It's a thickening agent like uh, you would use like flour cornstarch Okay, mark you fucking cooking savant. No one asked you piece of shit Oh You'll make people thank you all that I could be interpreted fucking piece of shit and very quickly some agar powder Which is going to help set the filling once it's fully incorporated Take it off the heat and pour into molds and then throw them in the freezer to fully set Get this little Did he ever say who his cameraman is His wife, I think it's that's him. That's he's doing it. That's that's him He's doing it. He's Goro underneath his shirt Science He's such a goofball now. Yeah Now we're ready to actually make the gnocchi and the the we're gonna come on egg yolks with a potato Which we will shove through a ricer. Oh my god double zero flour the beet juice reduction and salt and pepper Oh, strangely not used for rice strangely sexual Right on the countertop too. He knows what he's doing That's kind of countertop you could eat off of it's like my tank. Yeah, now that's a real man I'm rolling this very very gently trying not to mess with it too much kneading dough activates gluten Which makes things more chewy gnocchi are a little soft pillow. So be nice to it and don't mess with it too much Nice to the gnocchi It almost looks like meat. Oh, you're not being nice Oh Oh the disrespect So make a sound by the beautiful little balls Oh, you push it right in Oh, no, it is this is it's actually food porn Yeah Yeah, when you've got them all done put them in the freezer. I've never wanted to fuck food so much Set to 180 degrees Fahrenheit for about 30 minutes The uh contemporary jazz Oh, he even even the text was wavering like it was in the water It's pretty damn good and it's really easy to make too combine warm milk ricotta cheese Saffa to butter salt pepper and freshly ground nutmeg and then blitz it if you skip the nutmeg You're a fool. It's really good. I think nuts make this in advance and just He's just like outright. Don't skip the nutmeg or you're a fool It's on point while that's happening. We're going to prepare the rest of the components for our dish Since we've got sort of an autumn themed dish going on. We're going to roast pumpkin in brown butter I want to get these cuts really uniform in the background for a princess for gods Pokey pumpkin pharaoh She needs a shark element and watermelon radish is perfect for this one I know why they call it that just beware of the dreaded Is there whispering in that song? Yeah, there was For anybody who doesn't know he injured himself on that horrifying device. Oh, yeah, that's it Oh, that's the bandit. It looks like two actually if you I think it's like right hand pinky is like all fucked up He's holding a grudge to say the least I've never I've never felt this way about another man before but when I look at tonal's jawline and his his uh His hair like five o'clock shadow. It just does things to a man You know makes me makes me question all the all the decisions I've made up until this point in my life makes me think to myself What if I had chosen a man instead of a woman? What if I had gotten more into gourmet cooking? These are things I should have thought about more before I committed to one choice I I just wanted to cook for me and treat and treat me like his favorite son like like his print like here Like uh, like you're his princess mark. I just like that little pause to fall by It's just like a stammer. You're like, I don't know what to say Well, I think it's awesome because you kind of stole the words out of my mouth. I'm like, uh, no, not me Why don't you hold me and cut I'll be uh treat me Tell me everything's gonna be okay tolde We're gonna make it right Just feed me a little gnocchi. I'll be your little gnocchi Gnocchi sounds like the it sounds like something that like like it's an onomatopoeia for what a stuffed up nose would make I suppose yeah, yeah, or like a really aggressive penetration like You're like an onomatopoeia for a really aggressive penetration. Duh you made rags. Yeah, like tracks. Yeah No, I don't see it You don't have to it's fine That's right. You're just blind. I don't need you approval. I'm not blind to live. I'm not blind penetration Sometimes you find yourselves in the hands of a man. You just feel like something's right Oh, the turtle's face has just been fucking fiercely staring You just I just you just want to you tell him to gnocch me up. Oh, yeah Just give me your soft gnoc He's flaring his eyebrows. Oh god careful. I'm so oh my god. I've never been more tense in my life These these are fucking scary. I hate these fucking things They suck They often come with little things to little um like like blocks or something you could hold the top width so that you don't cut your Finger off. Yeah, you're kind of a pussy when you do that. So I don't use I don't use mine. I'm I'm a I'm a fucking baller saw a spad-ass bitch Sounds like a harry potter character now you take your pumper Pumpernickle crumb is the the the defense against the dark arts teacher. Yep He's the one who's nice and tends out to be evil Yeah, am you a vampire professor crumb? And he says please call me pumpernickel and you're like, no, that's too many syllables. We're calling you crumb Call me pumpy We are in harry potter. What is this? I've never been more sexually attracted to Fall in my entire life. Yeah, he's making ultimate pretty sexy Start to getting a nice perfect caramelization when you're roasting vegetables. I'm still on step one man And when you put the stuff in the pan Just don't touch it. Just walk away Let one side get crusty and golden and then turn it over and just wait for the other side to caramelize too Oh my goodness Once it looks like cheese, add butter and let it brown Like like cheese that won't melt Yeah I hate the cheese is resisting the conditioning The duck, look at the top, is it? Duck is delicious Mark, I love this, I love it here, here you go. Mark, I just quietly hear you going There's a large amount of fat And the goal here is to finish crisping the skin up at the same time The flesh reaches an internal temperature of around 140 degrees This is going to give us a medium doneness with very little pressure score the flesh I prefer donateeing myself Why don't you just suvi it you freak? Oh, he's dropping. Oh, he's a freak. All right, lice Uh cross hatch me daddy. Give me mark me up Oh, because your name's Mark Mark, are you okay? Listen, these videos do things to a person Roasted on love until the skin is crispy enough I need to talk to you I can hear Jesus Christ What? Don't be a dog No, don't say those words tonal I need you to gnocchi me They're out of control. What do we do? Duck is great. You don't have duck You need to treat yourself and have some delicious duck Yeah This is what I've been saying about like North American cooking is that we don't embrace alternative meats and like duck Uh vettison and like lamb We need the shit out of we eat the shit out of it We need to eat more really I think it's not commonplace. Which is stupid So sensual Tonal the kind of cook who'd be like sometimes I cook with wine and sometimes I even put it in the food That looks so insanely good. I can't even begin to describe how much I yeah, like my first That was all I want to work kind of sauce. I dip that in I'm like no you don't need any sauce on that ketchup Old mustard The ship's gonna do the little the little fucking final like Come shot a little bit of garnish with the sauces at the end place it in such an artistic way Yeah, this is a little his plating technique. There it is. Yes It's always with the garnish Total fuck me I like it so because each part it's not all like mixed together willy nilly You know, like if you very intentional. Yeah, you know what you're getting into when you stick here He's even got the pomegranate seeds Oh, he's got to swash the blood Yes, that's what's left. That's the rest of the duck. He put it in the blender and he's just squirting that No, that's what that's what he did. He cut his wound to open. He cut his hand open again and he just got created It looks so Princess appropriate. I know I just want to freeze it and and preserve it in on my counter forever and ever guess And I look I just got his little napkin tucked into his shirt you you little Handle on the food. He's in flavor town. He came he came gracious He's got a one-way ticket to flavor town He's the best heavenly music. It's great. It's perfectly suited for a princess like I would have made like I left a pin comment down I don't know. I feel like a girl who gets herself captured every fucking game doesn't deserve anything more than There are these I wish you the best in the warmest of tidings. I'll see you soon for some tasty Halloween goodness you will not want to miss it Donald I love you so much That looks like such shit But it's so cute out of my kitchen featuring princess Navi you're gonna run me one more time. I'm gonna kick your ass back to Hyrule. Oh my god. Oh my god. Does it even have an ass? Possibly this is like what's he gonna do? Oh, he's gonna take one of his sharp utensils punch it Oh, oh my goodness. It's slow. No, you could see the explosion Total don't do that everything before that was great Don't first of all it's navi like navigation or like navi. You don't say navi like it's like My love cousin navi You want to go cooking in tonal's kitchen What was that model you could have used like a fucking better 2d model or like gotten someone like look you're fucking You got this super nice lighting and dslr and three-point lighting setup and then you just got this fucking shitty Like it adds to the charm chase it adds to the charm It's kind of funny and then this is like to boldly flea level of fucking To compare the great tonal to channel off. I like the slow mo so I could see the explosion I liked it when I saw the fairy explode I liked it too. It was good. It was like a 2006 meme guile's theme goes with everything That means that meme is listen that meme is like the 1911. It's timeless. It's so good. It's so old They're like if you put a troll face in there unironically If he turned into a crane and he his face morphed into a troll face His face, I don't okay. Let me rephrase the troll face doesn't appear on screen his actual face morphs in it with like 3d sculpting So 2006 was 15 years ago. So a lot of people will have no idea about the guile's theme meme Most people don't just statistically remember that most people don't know about the guile's theme meme Especially because it was 15 years ago A lot of people in the chat saying that you need to see the names in the credits Oh, no, Loki Tony baloney editor tonald Oh, wait, so once did he call himself total to the credit? Yes, he's an editor. He's an editor as tonald. Can you can you snapshot that so I can put it? Yeah, absolutely. Thank you I can't wait to see But it goes with everything true it do go with everything So anyway, guile is a character from Street Fighter II the dude who represents america and he is a big fucking blonde uh blonde ass malt Tony ravioli Food shop food shop editor tonal. Do you well tonal keys got it with a capital k to the shopping Anyway, and he just yeah, he has a really cool theme. It's very patriotic and like very like 80s action sequence sounding and uh People put it to all sorts of cool action scenes and that came up with a meme of guile's theme goes with everything and it indeed does I love they threw it in there like he had a he had the stock explosion Like green green What is it like ocarina of time navi looks a bit higher quality than that one right there And the thing is is that in photoshop even okay, like I said blender is free and photoshop He could make a flat image of a round or ball with a like fall-off light effect make it a png And then he could just animate the wings just slowly flapping in posts It'd be such an easy little like piece of shit job It would actually everything else like perfect about that. So that's like the only blemish on the entire thing In the in at the same time it the cheesiness is fucking like just warms the cockles It like it's just it's such a shitty little fucking greens green effect twice He's like the fucking like explosion guile's theme and I can't just help it laugh. It's great It's wonderful Credits for like fucking treasurer or something. It just said like red pills tonal Yeah, budget allocation Yeah I like it dp grip best boy double penetration Yeah, he specifies dp and then all the director director photography. He separates them. It's gonna be a cheeky little lad Which means We'll be on to reading out them super sheets in the hour It do it do any of you wish to escape Or do you wish to hang I will probably go at some point in the next hour? I'd say Wow Do as your master come on This this is like a like a national reverse where I I do the thing and then you follow because get it like you're the american and i'm comedian But now it's reverse because can't it just fucking like america's like jump and we're like, how high master The way the 51st follow what you just said at all, but in touch with my heart man Northwest dakota. I felt the sentiment deep deep down siping. Yeah, yeah, exactly It's gross Don't ever do it again Let me see you doing that shit ever again to the great white gnar little fucking fairy You fairy fuck you should remaster his video and get him a good navi I could do that. He's editor. Let let me be your editor I'll be your fairy editor I'll be your little fairy boy Why do you guys gotta make a sexual So I want to get I want to make sure you get your fairies. Just right. I speak for the fairies I am mark and I speak for the fairies. You can just call me monald I guess we can do a conclusion on like the beginning. What a crazy triple video we saw, you know Yeah, it's just it's just and two of them were good. Yeah Do I stay epic? You you dare You dared to do it already It's too late gay man Um, I hope we don't have to watch mark brown again for a while But if he happens to drop more videos that are just smaller smaller, it's your show No, no that I was so I was gonna release the qualifier there that would make that statement make sense because I understand if you're confused You're gonna add a caveat. We can yes, we can decide what we want to watch at any time Um, when he enticed me with that video title because I didn't imagine I would ever watch a mark brown video again We didn't we did the three, you know, whenever you cover someone three times. It's like well, you had your chance I don't know But um, yeah after that We're just gonna read super chats. I feel like we're just going to read super chats Well, yeah, no, I was we take them very seriously. Yes. Just say. Oh, you're not gonna do anything else No, nothing. Well, I might I might casually play a game in the back or I don't know masturbate. I don't know Yeah, but like uh, but like molly's not gonna play the dolphin emulator. No games. Oh, okay Oh, you're not no, did you run out of the you could always replay luigi's mansion? I will Play wind waker. How would that be in any way relevant? play, um Why do why do you suggest such awful awful things play tales of symphony God you're obsessed with video games. It's gross What's wrong with pickman one pickman two big man Also, play skies of arcadia. All right. Fine. I'll play skies of pickman two caught Play cyberpunk on dolphin emulator. I don't know. I don't know. We'll pick min, but I'm gonna pick me girl So anyway He's ready. Uh, the first one is usually the best one Oh, I'm fucking ready big All right, then look at this mario shit. Oh, yeah Mario ass mario mario. You can't say he's got a mario ass brownlee Everything is now God damn it I don't want to think about that man anymore if I could if I had like not not like death No, but if I could will people out of existence like they're not born anymore Uh, I'm not saying mark. It's a nice mustache mark Oh, yeah, you'd like that. I've slimmed it down to a certain section. Just certain just rectangular little. Yeah It's great for now Okay, um chase me through that bullshit if I could dream somebody away. Oh, no Make it sound so peaceful Yeah, I could dream. I'm so glad hitler's already dead So I have to pick mark brown over hitler I was faced with the choice. I just uh Here's a here. Here's a real dilemma. Um, you you get rid of mark, but hitler's back Oh He said things Hitler had points to make Like a little sound effect statements right hitler didn't just describe things Like like you make a joke and you go, huh youtube videos like you got that right, huh hitler was a visionary Yeah, whether you agree with that vision is where the conflict comes in. Yeah, that's yeah more consistent Hitler was way better with sony vegas the bark So true what hitler did with 13 minutes Because that's because hitler would use sony in vegas So you know how I said the first one's gonna be great though I just really want to read it out because it's just relevant to what rags just said, okay, so Oh, it says poop on my dad's chest. Mr. Wags Can I can I mind erase him? It's too late get rid of that man. It's just why don't you why don't you just erase my poo so that I could sort of like Do it but not do it We can have a discussion on whether or not if I was to do it if the poo disappeared Would it still like count like in spirit? I think the wags at the end really fucking sealed it It's like the end, but then it knows the way Are you wearing a diaper you fuck ass? No, he just he's being he's being playful. That's one of my my my toy names Also, I apologize. I'm probably peeking like fucking crazy because this is temporary Oh, you peeked oh my god, oh my god Oh I'm glad you fucking apologize What's the next little super chat the next little little little chub Next little chat little chatty waddy. Oh, that's not a good playname, but the best play they why would you see that? Oh that one ended with also high wags. I just wanted to make sure we got that out there. Oh, hey there. Yeah Really sweet He appreciates. I'm getting beaten up help me chase Give me advice any advice. Yeah, any just any any advice. Yeah go Uh Wherever you spend most of your time be at your bedroom or your desk or your workspace or whatever Don't let anything pile up and constantly clean everything because the more shit that is on your desk takes up more cognitive resources The process and you find yourself getting more short-tempered and burned out at the end of the day. Wow, that's true Yeah, that's actually really fucking good advice. I'm not gonna lie. Um I think we've all heard something today My my advice is that you can you could spice up your normal body functions By uh squeezing glitter into your nose before you sneeze Yeah Later you're gonna be like put glitter inside of your urethra And having a little fucking Excellent You didn't deny that you can use you will not get an infection. There's to see. Oh, no You have to sterilize the glitter medical recommendation You boil the glitter before you put it in so it's sterilized and then you get like a turkey paste Yes, I like in this and boiling fucking melted glitter and you know, you don't you don't like it. You don't like Slives right there in your hole I feel like the z-fab took a turd when we stopped the video cover Oh The apex would be footing like a fucking push whistle in there Give me a slide whistle. He's got a good. It's not. Yes a slide whistle. Whatever we call it You actually need to order a slide whistle model, please. I've got a tip. Here's a tip Here's something I've uh, here's something you could do you can um, you can dramatically you can save on Dozens of calories whenever you get in the elevator No, no not at all. Uh, but whenever you get in an elevator You could save dozens of calories by pressing the button of the floor you want to go to only one time You can walk your dog Or do you want to save those calories instead of you know doing like you can have a dog You have a dog. Oh, right. Oh, here's one, uh, right before you with the next The next time you're gonna eat ice cream What you do is you take a bite of a dog And no you you take your spoon and you put it in the microwave for one minute on high So that when you take your spoon out of the microwave It's a lot easier to eat the ice cream with because it just goes straight through it because it's hot That sentence was a slog. Yeah You know just so we're clear, please don't do that The thing I said that was a joke Please don't put metal inside of Of refrigerators you can't put metal in refrigerators if you want them cold For now However, um, you could you could put snow in your refrigerator as well. Oh snow fact Snow fact it bids what snow fact is not only a great name for a white dog or cat But what you but the the I had a beer while we were watching Mark brown And it was the it was the last beer that I I'd been using the snow in my fridge as like Like I put my beer on it so it'd stay extra cold right in it, you know But this was the last beer on the snow and I used it. So all the snow is going to be gone in a little bit Still have some in there still hanging on There you go, I'm gonna grab a bib So Super chat number two Save money on bibs by drilling on your shirt. Yeah, there you go. I don't know. How's it help you? value involved Dr. Seuss had his chance high rags and m and others Hi there. Oh, hi. Yeah, there's a very ominous name I'm I'm waiting for the dr. Seuss redemption arc though. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure he's gonna bring something out That's gonna really just make everyone go. You know what we were wrong I look at cat in the hat the movie with Mike Myers differently now I uh, I saw a really stupid fucking meme of like, um Uh What was it that tesla who was the guy that had the The cat with the the n word name. Oh, no hb love love craft. Love craft. Yeah It was just it was lovecraft in minecraft like holding a fucking name tag love craft And then just did it just like lovecraft? No Oh HP minecraft Yeah um I've got another um I've got another fun fact that you know, you could find out your dj name by putting dj in front of your name dj mohler Oh, is that your oh mine is uh Mine's dj rags Yeah, man, that's pretty cool. That was pretty that was pretty fun. No, I don't like that one We we do have we have fun here. Yeah, sometimes it gets a little out of hand. I agree, but yeah with it so This one just says sea lions class Sea lions. I don't know that. Oh, right the the silence Silence Oh, the crazy frenchman who taught us what's on a time. I remember Silence And then like I said, he would bang the table with his index finger. It was really weird. We all laughed. It didn't work Whatever his plan was it didn't work We failed you failed You think you have power here crazy french man Imagine mark proud in school. He probably got beat that whole whole bunch It's like he's elements. I don't really like the idea of mark brown just being like a fucking like rapist fucking The way we the way we like made up all this lore for him how to dox your audience Oh man, he's he's involved in some nefarious plot to get people to sign up to his patreon So he can like hack into their bank accounts and something like that And then he makes one final video announces his plan and disappears like dj cooper db. Cooper. Sorry. I was I like I like to imagine him just like dj. How to dox people Yeah, how to dox people. He just pastes it into the fucking he pastes screenshot into twitter hit control enter and say Oops, did I do that? Oh Oops it was an accident But the thing is you have to legally you have to say oopsie. Whoopsie After doing the naughty wotty You shan't want them to discover your true motive. It's like it's like I saw this stupid fucking onion-esque article And it was like here's a bunch of helpful tips to dealing with the police and it's like If you can ask a put you yeah, it was like life hacks It was like police hacks you can ask a police officer if he's ever smoked pot and he has to say no But he can wink It's all this stupid shit. It doesn't actually mean anything God damn it. It's like if you see a cop that's dressed it all red and has devils horns That's a super cop if you beat him in a drag race you become a cop It was just like the most fucking ass and I'm stupid shit The real life version of that is literally just anything revolving around like sovereign citizens Like they think it's life hacks for like getting away with like any crime Did you know what you could ever be taken in if you say that you're traveling not driving? It's true It'll work try it It works every couple that works 100% of the time on literally every cop always Make sure you film it. Yeah Don't ever sovereign citizen people show up. You can always see the cops face. They're just like All right, it's gonna be one of these like this fucking poor bastards Sovereign citizens have an it's an unofficial code of conduct where they have to post all of their ls online to youtube And think that they're actually w's I sure showed this cop by getting arrested when I told him that I don't need a license or registration for my car Because I'm traveling not driving I told them old jokes on him when I'm getting arrested now everyone gets to see Yeah, he's got to be so embarrassed when he sees himself arresting me on youtube history is going to prove me right And here is the proof Yeah I'm saving this one for costares Footage of him doing his job props up on the internet I'm gonna be like a captain assaulted by road pirates That's pretty good a sovereign citizen is just a libertarian with a victim complex It's wrong I mean if there's kind of synonymous though No, like I consider myself fairly libertarian, but not like crazy. Okay gay oof I will write for cover like Well, guess what it's totally okay to be gay in my libertarian society. It's all good Don't you guys love sending all three red shells into a single person, but like pacing them out so they keep getting booped I've sent a red shell into a person. You aren't playing a video game. You fucking cuckold I was really talking about the actual human dog shit. Oh, hey only rags. Whoa You're a shelva man if you Um this high brain autism strat rags only you'll get this jonathan did one last sea kyle at the tornado John punted one. John. Are we doing more super chats? Yeah, that's a super chat. It's about man of steel Isn't it? Yeah, jon punted one last sea guy. I do. Yeah, because of his his arm Punted. Where'd you get punted from? The lead in snider cut. Wait, what punted? Where'd you get punted? I'm confused What what did you say? I said I didn't say punted. I don't even know what weird sounded like punted, but That that's what confused because I thought you said jon punted one last sea kyle at the tornado Which is tech which is technically sort of a functional sentence, but it's not a sound a sentence Is confuddling you might say But um, so what was the actual super chat? Well, it was jonathan did one last sea kyle at the tornado. That's how I don't I agree. Yeah, I saw the yeah, I saw man of steel. It was very horrible and not super sad as funny I thought it was hilarious and that I enjoy it a good reason to enjoy anything as any Um, I was tfa parts four five and six coming along time schedule for any of them. No joke answers though You massive no joke. I don't give joke answers. There's no serious answers a joke answer can at least exist But a serious answer can't um the current video being worked on is the boys and it's a full season breakdown Now if you remember How long it took to do individual episodes of the game thrones episodes And that was a show that was really bad and this show is also really bad So it's a huge video and it's taken a while But um, it's coming and then tfa part four will Begin productioness those things aren't like time sensitive. They will be Um as insightful I would hope as being released tomorrow or even 10 years from now, right folks Not that it would take that long. It'll be all right. They'll get here eventually Yeah, the boys is next it was bad No, I'm not doing a video on one division. Why would anyone assume I would just Make a video on one division. It wasn't it wasn't you know as bad as the last episode for the whole thing. Jeez This curiosity about like whether or not the first three episodes is still good It's like I'm pretty sure the first three episodes are still good. I don't know why they wouldn't be like They don't involve anything to do with the sword. So they're probably good, you know Turns out it's really easy to make a show that's somewhat good If you don't have to worry about any payoffs ever Like lost you If you just ask it turns out asking questions is really easy Hmm Yeah, the difficulty comes in answering them correctly As many years of schooling eventually taught me Really just a point and yeah teachers are fucking. Yeah, that's easy. All I have to do is ask questions We have to do the work. We're we're the ones the students are the ones who have to answer the questions That's the hard part. I don't see why the students should shouldn't get yeah teacher does that's bullshit Yeah, I can ask why questions too. Oh, what's the formula for momentum? Yeah, what's the square root of negative one see we got I can ask questions 0.3 easy mode He's just fucking asking shit. Where's the challenge? Yeah, we're the how yeah, where'd they get to school? Yeah, their teacher just ask them questions. This is the problem with the school system. It's just a vicious cycle The schooling should be banned Yeah so anyway Hello all in your eyes. How does one judge acting are there objective ways to judge acting or is it mostly subjective? I would say it's mostly subjective But with an aspect of you can It's like it's probably it's mostly subjective, but you could definitely make very compelling arguments Interesting that we all seem to have a vague agreement on the worst and best actors We usually differ on like awkward pieces in the middle and it's because um Well, that's one thing to consider and then this of course you could appeal to like this is bad Because nobody acts this way and then there's like a video online of somebody In a similar scenario acting that very way and you're like, oh So then it's like what are you appealing to now? Like how you understand people portraying emotion or how one should like it gets difficult Um, but at the same time Tommy why so in the room we're all like well, that's terrible Like hmm, but why But why I think one thing that I don't like about criticism towards acting is sometimes like Very a pretty reputable actor Has a bad role or there's just scenes where it's just the bad and somebody will take that clip out But the thing is also that acting Is subject to the editor as well Like they have no say in what clip is going to be picked and sometimes an editor is just not a great Judge of like character what clip really works the best which was the best one after All these clips that they they have to surf through and sometimes you really do just get the worst one And that's not just some shit. I'm making up like actors have been like Fuck like they actually use my bad take. Well, um, you mean like fucking indian jones part time No part time the uh the thing I did in a tfa part three that take the the documentary dude had of Of leia delivering her like last scene in that movie. It's like that's a it's just better than the one in the movie I don't understand. Yeah, and then he said fuck it. Take that one out. Also. We don't need to see luke mourn Um as a benefit aside I uh one thing that always annoys me whenever people it's like some people act like uh bad acting or good acting is so Intrinsic like it's just so fucking inherent And just something that you know is universal like everyone knows exactly what i'm talking about kind of argument Um and I've noticed that if there's a moment in a game or a show or whatever It's genuinely like emotional and there's like sorrow and it's like it takes a lot of you know energy to be really serious and all that some people who are really like um Really afraid to like, you know embrace seriousness and they just want to kind of spout jokes and be mean to me all the time They're like some of the first people to jump out in school This acting is so bad Like if it just kind of makes them uncomfortable They're just like yeah, it can't be anything wrong with me. This is They they showed emotion the scene. That's really cringy. You know what I mean people that do that sort of stuff How cringy he's trying it's like He's succeeding actually Sorry fucking sweaty tryhard. He's trying to go to hollywood to be an actor fucking loser. Who would a beta? All right, my question is can you ever really know if someone's a bad actor? Yeah, yeah, I mean Assuming you're applying a standard right if they for example if someone's like I'm going to be Elvis You're like, all right, we could probably judge how effectively they do it. Oh, no, no, no, no No, no, I think you missed my point Like what if like if they're a really really good actor Then maybe They're just acting like a bad actor That's what the thing was so maybe you can you never really you can never really know if someone's a bad actor I know that lucas black is a bad actor. Wow Well, maybe he's just Maybe he's got a plan and he's just acting like a bad actor. Excellent trash trash. No, he's he's brilliantly acting like a bad actor Oh, his performance his incredible performance is putting on a super convinced. See it convinced you a super convincing bad performance Yeah, when you said it was bad you fell for the bait You fell for it Wow Just think about that when you're sleeping at night and remember that whenever your parents tell you they love you Just uh, just uh unrelated in every way, but uh just something to consider Just think about it. Well, thank you. Then ask yourself when's the last time you told your parents you left them Yeah, yeah, think about that. Yeah, if your parents are dead, you know what don't worry about it Oh, um, what have they done for me lately? Uh kick jay, please it's like uh already ahead of you there done and done accomplished He knew he was coming in pre-cog. He just oh, yeah exited I mean also high rags Hello moriarty have my children I guess they're asking Wait like he's giving them away. I guess so they don't like like a box of puppies. Yeah I wouldn't not like that. No Like here have my children and you're like, oh, but it's too late There's already a box in front of you full of kids and they're running back to their car and they're Speeding away to live in well, you don't got to pick up the box. You can leave them to rot I don't know. I feel like you have a moral obligation to do something No, I would leave them fine Rod is an option. They'll eat each other. The strong will. Yeah, it's true. They're they're they're kids They're not puppies or anything and then you come back for the strongest, baby. Yeah once consumed the other weaklings. Yeah Mike, is that gonna be your process for seeing what your fucking son is? This is fit so fucking carry on your family legacy Yeah, I'm just gonna leave you with a hot car. Which I wouldn't even care if it's first Yeah Okay, I I'm I'm so sorry, but that hot car. Shit is bullshit And I'm gonna pick the one that fucking comes out not dead Because like a superior form of genetic training and conditioning If One toddler can figure out the suck out the life force from the other toddlers to survive extreme conditions Oh, that'll be a pretty funny reveal You're expecting some kind of like battle with like hitting and annoying and stuff You come in then they're using like spells to sap the spirit of the other babies. You're like, oh Ah I'm holding magic ones and toddler necromancer. It's not impossible, right? I wanna make sure we haven't made sure to rule every option If you were if you're a magician who is um working at a bank, you could be a check romancer Uh, yeah, I feel like in a situation like that where you're in a hot car and you're a necromancer And you can just like summon a spirit or like summon something if it was like corporeal I feel like it'll be more practical to just throw the fucking like lifeless zombie thing at the window and break it Yeah At that point like kind of removes all the magic you just summon this thing just fucking check it at the window Yeah, but he's he's also a toddler brain So he can do these magical things, but he looks at the fucking like spirit and he goes Get me a mountain That is the that's the most like mountain dew is Is a pretty like That's the worst way. I've ever heard the words mountain dew said It started off as like a hillbilly drink Like mountain dew and and the tag that they're tagging was it'll tickle your innards It's true because it has fucking flame retardant in it. I didn't say he was smart. He's a toddler He wants his sugar drink. He doesn't know that it's going to dehydrate him more That's the common if if you like the calm and I used if you like mountain dew and I used to look up the ingredients and you'll see that it just says Orange no mountains in there. What the fuck? No, they didn't make a they didn't put a single mountain in anywhere in the formula It's just orange juice orange juice as a base. It's just fucking orange juice Now I'm gonna drink a mountain dew and realize it's just shitty fucking orange juice realize they lied to you They lied to you those fucking big way Anything like orange juice drive under the influence of it literally is like 80 orange juice rags No, well, that's well, that's different. That's different than tasting like it So I don't even know why you brought that up. You know, it's fucked up. It's sunny dean orange juice You know, sunny d is like acid in your mouth I know it's like a sun in your mouth. It's like eating the sun You have that as an adult and you're just like it's like shitty tang Setting in yeah There's something the the the difference between how that tasted when I was a child versus now and I'm just like how how Did I get kids are dumb because I think that you could classify taste buds You could classify sunny d is like antibacterial because you put that in your mouth And it just is like acid and it eats away at everything in there Yeah, it's like a holocaust for germs with a nice twist At least contains dew and I'm sorry to say it does not actually Sunny Mountain dew. Sunny. That dude is not taint sunny. Do any do taint Sunny do it's not taint But uh Completely forgot I was gonna say before Oh, no, first place show No, I was gonna say it was was it like dain cook came up with a joke about like sunny dude Sunny d tasting like a clown's asshole Something like I always like that joke Yeah, I I do think that a clown's asshole would taste very sugary Both on account of the clown itself But also because the clown probably eats a lot of sugar So there would be a fine like sugar residue like dust that was sort of caked around the entrance of the asshole Kind of like a like a like like what is it the the pixie sticks? Yeah, they get a little moist and then it's just like uh, you know, it's like I don't know I definitely gave it that much thought rags. You should have definitely. Yeah. No All that came up. I all that ran through my head too, but you just said it first. So yeah, it's fair enough Yeah, so when people think it I'm stupid or anything. Oh, no, no, no not not about no not with this No, not me. Not about this specifically. No, this isn't no This is a great opportunity with the despicable me franchise, but uh, mountain drew grew Mountain drew I almost I said that's my friend. This is my friend mountain drew Another one jesus They've sent fucking three blue shells out to be cunts. This is the hardest difficulty as well So you can tell that the game was like, oh, this is like a hard one girls That'll tickle your nerds. Yeah. Oh more more. You're already I figured I wanted to ask you about this quickly as as a medicine man Yes, sir. Have you heard of a new legal product known as delta eight? I have not it is literally just uh Like a marijuana compound that is 70 as potent as normal marijuana And it's perfectly legal because it's like one or two molecules off of Because like I guess marijuana is delta nine or something like that And so I just went to this shop and they're just like, oh, yeah, we have this thing I was like, what is it? They're like, do you have to pass any drug tests? And I was like, no So they just sold me some you can't be taking drugs to take drugs, sir Everyone knows that you have to take a drug test before you buy marijuana Oh god people are saying mountain drew Yeah That's his brother. Yeah That is that is absolutely made being here. Look, man, we're fun. Oh my god. Oh I guess you were telling me about that the other day. I actually didn't know you. Yeah, this is something you learned Yeah, no, no, it's a it's great. It's uh, it's pretty cool I mean, I don't know where else they sell it but here in Texas It's totally fucking legal and has been for like a year. I think you're Canadian all the time Like I was sitting here. You're like I know every time every time Oh, yeah, I got some some Delta 8 and it's almost like marijuana And me I'm sitting here going, but isn't it legal up there in Canada? Like I just didn't say it yet Nah, down here in the southern belt boy. We can't have anyone doing the devil's lettuce and drawing them No Use the shell Enough of the blue shell You need to dodge roll like a Dark Souls dodge roll. You're right Hey, watch over that shell that blue one that just hit you. You need to you need to use momentum and movement mechanics You know if I watch the mock ground videos I'd be winning I'm done. I can't hear any more of a movement He puts me off like video games Like Yeah, he makes me appreciate games less. I kind of like I watch a mark brown video when I go. I'm a fucking nerd. Yeah, what do I do? I'm gonna buy into stocks Just decide one down. Dogecoin do it Um rags thoughts on fallout the frontier not counting the controversy I've never played it. I I heard the writing is super fucking cringe And it's just uh, that's basically all I hear about it and what I've seen about it has been Not good. I haven't played it though, but I'm uh I'm I'm not exact. I'm I'm not I'm not gonna play it. I'm not impressed enough to play it I don't I also don't really care about it No, it's a I think it's a big fan mod adventure time and space and I'm pedophilia And lizard rate. Oh that one. Fuck right of course Um, also act man is dropping a new vegas video and I really like his type of hunk video Well good stuff. Yeah You guys should e fat movies cone of the barbarian and the sequel. I just want to see rags react to jamesville jones turning into a snake The wonders of visual effects. Wow way to spoil it Right what you what you think he actually turns into a snake without visual effects I don't know what that has to do with what I just said, but yeah a black member Yeah He said that If you say yeah, I'm like wait australian Australian It's also an offering in the chat. Is he here because I don't want to be a fan. Yes he is He was in the chat I'm so sorry. He was down under down under this video in the chat You Geographically the indian ocean is not under us Under us apparently, yeah Because you said us just to be did they mean us it's not under us felt us rather than us We're all over. All right. Mm-hmm Um chase is a special boy Isn't he though I do have three separate learning disabilities. So yeah Any or you have any favorites he's retarded ADHD has its perks What perks? Oh wait I'm glad to see you back on with the massives hashtag drink your beans Yeah, also high rags all hail the long man. Oh, hey there Yeah, uh bean drinking is a sport that uh jay does indeed engage in I'm gonna say I definitely recommend it, but you know worth trying lots of stuff Second place lol. Yeah, I got annihilated. What do you want from me? Also? You're welcome to join us if you wish frunger Um, don't know if yeah, who's bap? I demand to know who bap is bap is best at Persecution bap is bap is our sister podcast Yes, wrap Hello baller rags and jay markham face kick jay. Oh Well, hello Never seen an e-fap at the start. Enjoy the stuff. Cheers. I'm glad you do Uh tips for improving audio my gaming headset gives clearer sound and less background noise than a mic I spent a hundred dollars on Uh, do you also do multiple recordings or one big recording including the breaks? Oh, I do many little recordings Yeah, I don't do one big one. You want to you want to give yourself, you know time to Rest and get more passionate You don't want to one thing that can really go bad if you record all at once Is maybe you start getting a little bored and then and then it plays into your actual readings and and then You don't want that you don't want to sound bored. We'll do in a video Yeah, you could put in breaks and separate them and all kinds towards that record standing up because it's uh less stress Unlike your um, I forget what it is, but like your chest diaphragm diaphragm And uh, yeah, so you just have more uh, take take deep breaths before you speak Just like at the very beginning of a sentence just take a big deep breath So that way you're not scrambling or you get to the end of a sentence if it's like a long one Uh, yeah speak very conversationally. Definitely take your time For me, I usually just write one big-ass script and then I just kind of pound it out and record it Bad takes and all hello, what up and uh and uh Yeah, otherwise just uh, don't be bad at it. Don't be bad at it. That's the main one Don't be bad. That's just jim. That's good mark brown level advice. Just don't be bad at it Whatever you're doing. Don't be bad at it. You take that advice. Yeah You should agree. We're all learning so much today. Metal. I love you. My sweet little metal What is your favorite? What is your favorite metal? Chorus nickel Magnesium Like iron good old-fashioned iron. Yeah, that's pretty cool The ironium Iron man They hit me with the bullshit shell right at the end of the race. Thank you Should ask what they learned from mark. I I heard you learned about movement from mark. That's what I heard Yeah, yeah, but all about the fact that games have movement Oh And sometimes the way they go about it is slightly different Yes Sometimes you move with legs. Sometimes you move with momentum. Sometimes you use a hook shot Sometimes you use big hook Sometimes you slide So we basically started streaming at the same time I was just streaming as well and I clicked in Once and I only heard there's like a huge Very of entry was that about Barrier of entry Yeah, mark brown said that I think oh I don't I don't I I suspect mark brown is really horrible at video games and he doesn't play them very often So he thinks they like the idea of beating a video game is incredible herkulean task Like when like you when you were like 10 or 8 Like the idea of actually beating a video game was incredible like holy shit. I beat a video game I got to the end Stuff you grow out of when you you know, you get 12 14 years old. Yeah Good times It's hard to remember the mark brown videos beyond learning nothing in them. Oh Wish I could be more. Oh, I learned nothing. I like I like his adobe after effects prefab animations I like the part where he downloaded the the composition someone else had made and he said I did that I'm good at dead Hey, those downloads don't pay for themselves. Yeah Actually, they literally do though, but Timing tests timing Yes Movement Mark brown host fucking sesame street I don't know why It's like, can you even move you disgusting creature? Nope But rates all these children He never really even went into racing games. No fucking hell, which is really weird. We never really went into racism Yeah, racism I didn't mention. Yeah, I mentioned no Yeah Oh This is this is what happens when you experience the mark brown video you just your brain is melty Um, you don't you don't listen to mark brown you hear him I think I think it was I think it was the delta There was the delta 8 mixed with the marker brown that just caused a complete fucking rejection of any rational funds I just like the idea of mark brown reviewing racist games Including bio shock infinite mark brown reviews mind camp Yeah Mark brown's book club Which is the best Why I did it by oh just don't Have the the intricacies of eugenics I don't know Let's find out what's going on the upside of the holocaust We need to wipe this plate. This whole video game essayist thing isn't working out for me So i'm gonna try to make fucking literal qanon pandering videos. Why not? Do it Get that bread gamer Fucking dirty You fat movies kazaam, please. I need it. I don't know what that is kazaam I'm gonna kazaam you're in your face with my nuts Shazaam Sorry, I don't know. I don't know what that is, but uh, maybe one day. Who bloody knows Maybe they're mispronouncing chasm or shazaam I'll take I'll take the airship from june. I'll be right there The thing is just if they were mispronouncing Chasm it would be mauler that was mispronouncing. Are you mispronouncing the word chasm mauler? I don't believe that I am or maybe the person misspelled it or And then as a result, maybe mauler accurately translated the wrong word Or pronounced the wrong word Whoa He didn't even learn anything from mark brown. Wow Didn't I was like shouting out from the darkness fucking useless prick You're in the hospital. Both your legs are broken. You're like, I'll watch a mark brown videos. Like you didn't make me feel better Fuck your asshole You have one job Um As for tips for improving audio reduce background noise as much as you can when recording Yes. Yes. That's a good one Actually, if you have if you have hard, sorry, if you have hard reflective surfaces all over your room The reason why a bathroom sounds shitty all the tile it reflects all the audio and it reverberates forever Um, you want to reduce as much as that's why your shits sound horrible It's because they're always done in the bathroom. Yes. No, exactly It's why it's why you're singing it sounds better because the acoustics are better But you said it sounds worse. I thought think you said things sound bad in the bathroom No, uh, they sound more echoey. They sound more harsh But if you're trying to if you're singing a song calmly like you know, you know, I'm trying to say like it can sound More resonant and more like rich Which is why people record giant fucking like performance Yes Yeah, basically you want to cover up all the hard parts of your of your recording space as much as possible I have a big tarp on my desk that all my monitors and stuff we're sitting on because that's one hard surface It's right in front of me. I have like tarps and fucking acoustic foam pads hanging up and everything They're good for that. Really? Check it out. They're disappointed that we don't know the shack movie And They already kind of do Wow Yeah, uh, shakfu Wow, yeah, then Aaron Carter came out of the blue and they both took the more recent game, I guess Oh Um Started beating up Shaquille O'Neal until they both got flattened by the batmobile before The batmob batman could make it back to the bat cave. Abraham Lincoln came out of his grave. That's that's it, right? He jumped in the air and did a 47 out from under his hat Blue Batman away with a ratatat Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater I remember Oh some good shit guys bad guys and explosions It was even like a good song. It was just like How dare you You're not even a good song in your bathroom I can sing okay How could you just say this to me? Hold the note right now. You will not insult my singing. Call me what you want, but leave my singing alone What was the lowest note you can hit? What's that? What's that? What's the highest? Where did that Mongolian come from? Hey What's the highest note you can hit? Oh, no Don't shy away from this you pussy bitch. I am under attack I'm literally being fucking persecuted right now. Oh, that wasn't even the last lap if it was a little bit epic, dammit That's the one thing I didn't want to happen Uh jojo chase I Guess they wanted to they wanted to talk about it. I guess vaguely. No, they just wanted it. They probably were outlining outlining my avatar Which was drawn in a Intentionally jojo way just like for the fuck of it What's why the isn't it redundant to have two joes? Why not just the singular joe? Because uh, it's a contraction of the first and last name. So for example Originally, it's a jothan joe star and then joseph joe star and then joe skate and then eventually uh, jorjo and blah blah blah So they all have a juh sounding like Sound we'll be getting about I hate that explanation Somebody in the chat, please because I want to live in a universe. I've been wanting this for years Can you uh photoshop an image for me? I'm gonna give you the details. Hold on Uh, I want to live in a universe where in jojo there are two joes But all you have to do is take the odd couple movie and then photoshop the title to joe and joe And then Saying it's the best anime right now It's just these two old men Mark kill yourself That's a bit rude I love you don't ever to actually do that. I'll be very upset. I'm just waiting for my little joe Jojo I'll show you my little jojo. No How does one do that? Kiss your mic you fucking retard Oh Okay, well I'll just mic for you You don't have to you don't have to I'm not kissing my microphone. Yeah, that sounds like serape. I think you should I don't know serape Don't kiss your mic with me What was it? Licking give you a little licking. No Enough of your licking. No daddy, please. Yummy. Tay Fuck off God much Oh, this one's good. I come in precisely who I mean to from glansdorf Oh That's yeah, that's we were talking about how wizards seem perverted, right? Yeah Inherently something nasty about wizards. I feel like they're just all fetish Even alone What a dumbledang do you step on my palms, please? Oh, I just want to mention I'm playing rim world right now in a tame to rhino and it's called j That sounds like the name of a good gay bar. I was gonna say it sounds right. No or j rim world rim world Everything related to rims and anuses A noose anal discovery What is it? Hold on. What is an anal discovery? It's like when everything you want it to be Yeah, it could be a treasure chest Or you're just surprised there is one there Like I didn't know you had an anus Yeah, I just bought it yesterday. It's pretty handy Wait a second. This is a bog standard fleshlight. What's this asshole doing here? We're just saying what the frog Well freaks right there stop it Um, so anyway lord long bone of mueslington abbey. I know I'm very good at that You've done a godzilla efap. So would you consider doing one for peter jackson's kong? Yeah, we're on board with that. I think already I don't know when we'll get around to it But for sure i'm curious as you'll take on it not just its sketchy structure, but with the attitude it was made with Oh So you're a big fan of uh that guy that we talked to last week Oh, why the attitude it was made with? Is is he somehow connected to the attitude? Oh, wait you talking about I thought you meant like twin perfect had a video about this No, no, no, just the twin perfect's whole thing of like zero percent depth of the author the intentions of the creator I'm assuming this is just curious for our take on whatever the attitude was. I don't know what it was All right, I think it's worth considering Sometimes just you know, yeah, no, truly I when you say twin perfect and that In the same sentence, I I'm just like red flags There should be red flags Fucking communists. Yeah Yeah, I don't know we'll find out about that at some point by the way, what of your wags these Squ-squitches for the good boy. Oh, thank you Um How do you guys feel about the deleted torches screen between kylo and chewie and tross fuck Was there a deleted torches? I got no clue. I'm sure it was I never heard about it Chewie just wants to have wookie. It just wants to have wookie pain All that chewie is is a chauffeur and he gets tortured. That's all he's worth Kind of really lame Better than watching Mark Brown Hi rags Hey, I prospect to m Oh, hey I missed a rat boy Oh, thank you. Kick J I thought you were a schmousey. Wow, they didn't even mention chase Are you just like you're just you stands for all rodents just in general just played No, no rats are like the super race of like rodents Yeah, rats are pretty great. Yeah, they are like capybaras They're kind of the chillest animal on planet earth and I kind of regret my choices in life Of not uh stanning one. They're gonna say not being one. I was like, wow It's not too late So I I I can go with the tusk Method and just morph my body into one. I've seen tusk. That's a weird movie Yeah It's weird because it's like it wants to be human centipede and who wants to be human centipede I mean, it was so powerful. I watched it three times in cry and then posted the pictures on twitter.com Oh, that's a reference that I understand. I don't know if anyone else does though Um, I think I might what is it just to be uh, just to be certain good old well as the director Kevin Smith watched Wanda vision last episode and he cried three times already watched it three times He does it with fucking everything it's weird. I saw the tweet and I didn't get the reference. I'm so shamed You Um Remember e-fap is the daylight savings is on the 14th. So set an alarm for it early My favorite part about daylight savings is that it means that getting up for e-fap at the normal time Would mean getting up at 3 30 in the morning Ray How can you e-fap? You e-fap movies airplane could be fun listening to everyone laugh for an hour and a half I mean, it's not out of the question, but I would worry that that would be all that would happen with airplane because that movie is fucking funny We wouldn't just be legally gaggling Um, not a fan of space jizm. They just j s m space jizm space space gym Um space gym, which can either be a cool character or just a nice way to stay in shape in the future. Yeah Space worm gym, but I am decently upset over the lola thing then again I get upset over any politically motivated de-sexualization of a fictional character on the matter of principle Uh, what? Lola bunny's not as hot Um, yeah, that's the Oh, it's curious what the principle would be here like the principle of never make something less sexy. Is that the principle? Is that is that a that doesn't seem like it's just a general Trend in a way. Um, well, I mean I just want to a hot fuckable rabbit. Right. But what is the principle? I don't understand what you mean by the principle. I'm curious. Well, the principle being breached. There is. Yeah I object to changing a character's design because that would be absurd. Um So i'm gonna go ahead and assume that's not what you meant. I'm assuming it's the sacks part of it But what if what if like the creator is like so here's like the reason why and it all makes sense And isn't formed in the story. Well, here's a question. Can we make them sexier or is that out of the question too? Yeah, but if that if if that's okay with you, then I imagine that there's something else to play here It's just that you want to have sex with Lola bunny. That's okay. It's okay. Yeah, that's just a given though You go right ahead. Yeah, I mean it I find I Look space gem is actually a pretty fun cool movie. So we'll do that for you for movies. I think space gem Yeah, no I gotta be shit. The new one's gotta be shit like all remakes. Um, well, it's not a remake. It's a sequel Oh, is it? Oh Maybe LeBron James instead of michael jordan um But I I like the uh from the screenshots the art style like I think I think it looks really cool and I saw a tweet that um Was just celebrating that like kind of just the ubiquitous disney style is starting to sort of get phased out In favor of uh more unique Art styles at least in terms of animated films that aren't made by disney So like, you know when you go into the spider verse and then there was going to be that one that uh got cancelled When blue sky got shut down that probably would have had a really unique art style and a couple of the dream works ones He means changing your character for political reasons external to the story. Um political reasons I don't is that is that is that political? It is if you just say it everything is I'd be curious how we know it's political and then I'd want to push that principle. I want to be like when Are we always never allowed to do that? Um, I would ask how the change helps makes the story better. I would ask how the change makes the story worse Because it doesn't make it worse then there's nothing to talk about here It's just that you don't like it, which is fine, but that's not you know Can't say that that's like let them pine over the sexy bunny fringy. Jesus I mean, of course like if they if they change the old one like if they went back and Reanimated space gem to change her design, then I would think that's kind of stupid. Yeah After Lola bunny had a horrific back injury on set they edited out her uh scenes in the in the old space jam Uh, they changed Lola because they wanted to make her look strong. Is that a problem necessarily? I think I think it's the wording though like as if like her new body Yeah, she was really like the strongest player on that team apart from well, yeah, that is that is funny Because it's like what are you implying with that statement of she looks strong. It's like didn't she before It's it's a little bit. Yeah, it's a very loaded statement because you can easily apply that uh, if you have curves, you're not strong But we've got it for your first censorship. Wow I knew it ring he's canceled I agree that if something isn't in service of the story like I can hand wave a lot as long as it's Explained in a cohesive way that makes sense to the narrative because it's everything is in in service of the narrative in the story Absolutely I don't give like I really don't give a shit apart like that's the only thing that bothered me slightly was the statement Yeah, and that's all it can be misconstrued Uh, oh, I mean somebody said something is if it's a sequel is the problem Um to change a character's body type like as in is it not consistent that she looks different I want to milf lola bunny. Well, I was gonna say If we had thick as fuck if someone was like wow Luke's a little fatter than he was in the I should be like, I mean Well, yeah, but I guess the thing is is like did lola get breast reduction surgery like you know, what happened? If she's like that in the movie, I take it all back. I fucking love this What if resurrection surgery sounds very empowering? What if she was wearing like a push-up bra or something? I don't know My back was killing me after I Died That's the big reveal because buds notices it straight away. He's like, what happened I was living a lie. What happened to your fucking amazing tits He's like drunk Lola like to tell you just For some little drunken The weight of breast was too much, but she can take like an actual anvil to the head and still be okay Um Quick reminder that despite making up 33 percent of race contendance metal consistently makes up zero percent of the winners Sort of been two races. Oh, no, wait, there's been three races. Fuck. I'm sorry mal. You'll win one one day Maybe Yeah, I wouldn't want to promise anything one division tried so hard to make the sword direct to the bad guy Even though I think most people in this position would do close to the same up to the shooting of innocent children That's what they lost me a little bit That was pretty annoying how they just turned a bit to show it's really bad It's really bad. Yeah, um, I saw someone left a comment on um my tweet I can't remember who it was, but I think it might have been everman row But he was it was like so weird that he's surprised by running out of ammo after shooting all the bullets in the gun To he like looks the gun like what? Yeah Ammo, what the fuck Also, the slide doesn't lock back even though i'm out of bullets and this is a glock because fuck it We don't have to know what guns are in hollywood. Just make them go pew pew. Fuck it. We hate guns We watched a gun video today. It was pretty neat Um, what is everyone's favorite game they've played and everyone's objectively best game they've played also high rags and kick j Hi, I think we entered something like this yesterday, but we did. Yeah, uh objectively best. I don't know That's a tough one Tetris Wait, what's that? What was the question? What's like, what would you say is the objectively best game you've played for any functionality? I think tetris is incredible like tetris is legitimately probably in my top 10 favorite games of all time I think tetris is like the most genius idea for a video game ever Um, there's some high praise. There's so much about it that works. Um, there's so much about it But I find clever just the fact that it's I think tetris 99 was probably the game that reminded me of that Like that's I'm pretty sure tetris 99 is my most played game on switch. Um, oh, yeah, that game is pretty fun. Actually, yeah That game is a ton of fun. Um, of course that game isn't like, you know That's got the fundamentals of tetris but that game has sort of like extra modifications Other for like on a fundamental level just what tetris is is really clever I think And then favorite game of all time All right, my favorite game of all time is probably it's something between crash bandicoot or ration and clink like the original three games of their respective series um That'll like grand theft or their san Andreas um Yeah, uh, I've said before like the metroids tend to Take my spot for favorite game of all time But there's a whole bunch of oxels likes to fit in there sometimes as for a choice of best game Try and go for something a little more Varied than one of the classic like structurally sound games I i'm not even sure where my head goes to first with this Minecraft That's probably pretty close especially with how much it gets updated all the time to make sure everything's working Well, they should I feel like What would be the best game has to be something that has just like a really simple fundamental idea But it's massively complex and can expand depending on how much you play it, you know low skill floor high skill ceiling as it were Uh, yeah, um, that's probably We went into a lot more depth on this one in the prior E5 gaming so that'll be out eventually and we probably answered before I just I don't know what else to say without treading around, you know Somebody apparently there's a quote from entertainment weekly about uh the lola thing. So the quote from Malcolm D. Lee. I'm guessing he's the director or something. This is 2021 It's important to reflect the authenticity of strong capable female characters. Ah, see now That's what oh, yeah Which will a bunny was definitely not a strong capable female character But now that now that we desexualized her a bit. She is definitely those things She was the best player on the team. Did he don't watch the like she didn't take shit She was super strong and Was the video game question for just like a few people or was it for everyone anybody who wants to jump in? um I gave this some thought and like objectively best game And like my favorite game kind of blend together, but i'm a really big fan of final fantasy tactics, which is like a Strategy rpg. It's kind of one of those isometric almost like chess like games And it has it is like permadeath and you can mix and match player classes and the story is like incredibly grim like there's a Sort of a heavily insinuated mention of rape And I want to go brings up her past with like her adoptive father And just like there's all this stuff in there that just you live you look at final fantasy You're like i'm pretty sure I know what every single game is like in this series Just like looking at the art and everything you play final fantasy tactics tactics, and you're like holy fucking shit. This is Way more of art than anything else I can think of just the entire experience. It's really really good, but uh I I always say the cliched like my favorite game is monster hunter world But because I've like beaten that game and gotten to the end of it. I'm kind of like I imagine that's inevitable. It's a long one Yeah, it's fucking great though, but yeah, I mean just there's so many good options Like I couldn't possibly answer that with like precision But I would just say final fantasy tactics if you haven't checked it out. Definitely. I'll give it a try It's uh, I only played advancing grim or the rifts I never played the first a tactics advance was really great too because like without spoiling too much of it For anyone that hasn't played it not like you're going to pick it up the first time now But you know, it's like you're in fucking there's a little snow town with your friends and it's like you go out and The your new the new kid your friend It's like getting bullied and say everything's all shitty and This other person is having problems at home. Your dad's kind of a deadbeat. You find this like magical book called final fantasy go figure and uh You read it out loud like all the incantations, which is totally a great idea And the next day they all wake up and they've been transported this magical world And the main character marsh is just trying to figure out how to get home And he sees that literally everyone else everyone that got transported from the real world with him Uh, they're all like all their lives are better So like they all try to stop him like no We don't want you to fucking break this illusion and like go back the way things were like we're happy or this way And he's like no I have to it must be done So like you are kind of the villain because you're trying to do this selfish thing And it's just for being a game of advance game. But it's really good music. It's like plastic It's pretty good though I said it was uh simplistic few to say that Yeah, no that feel free to elaborate I don't really care It's fine enough to say it but not enough to go any further. Yeah, yeah, basically. Yeah You'll never hear me like change my mind on my favorite game, but it's just okami I'm just everything about it. I love Can you sell me on okami because I've tried to start it up three separate times It has the longest most tedious intro Oh, yeah, for sure. But uh, it's to me It's like it's the best zelda game that is even a zelda game There And also the art styles kind of objectively better. Most people I noticed that really like okami Most most people I really noticed that love okami as insiders their favorite game tend to be chicks I don't know why have you noticed that? I know a lot of girls I just say to get pussy. That's be real and it's working. No Right I just say it because uh when I talk about their favorite game with them. They suck my penis. So Um, uh, also my favorite band is definitely my chemical romeo. No, I don't know I picked a random off the top of my head. I Interesting little factoid about me. Um, just by the way, I have this interesting mood board. You might want to check out I'm really into being puppy cat. It's obscure cartoon. You probably never heard of Oh, also one thing I've one thing that I've kind of told mark On the topic of video game stuff is there's this old old old mmo called final fantasy 11 They used to be really good and it's you know, still the servers are still active like 18 years later But uh, everything about the game has changed so drastically to appeal to like new players So it has all these weird almost like gotcha elements where everything's very like, yeah Here's a random chance to get an experience points boost and it's just very like You know by by the time you get through this one quest line that gives you a key item that magnifies your experience You can get from level one to 30 in like five minutes It's just like completely trivialized But uh, some dudes came along and they're like, hey, we miss how final fantasy 11 used to play And so they made a private server called eden EDEN and it's completely free to play Doesn't cost any money to buy it or to have like a subscription or anything It's really fucking fun and I play with all my friends every minute of every day is the most fun I've had in probably 20 years Because I'm a I'm a big old boomer But uh, oh, yeah, so I mentioned final fantasy 14 FF 14 sucks for the 11 instead. Thank you Uh, if I because I've never played any final fantasy games Which would be the one that I should play and don't tell me it's seven I don't want the four against give me something else nine nine Yep, okay, not six. I hear people say that six is six is fine But like if you're looking for like a good final fantasy that's kind of representative of the other ones to like, you know Introduce you into the series that think nine is good. It has a chance to light up with like, no the correct one Yeah, fuck you. Final fantasy nine is objectively the best five. Final fantasy seven's great Final fantasy final fantasy two and eight kind of suck my nuts. It's okay if you'd like those stills But you know start with one. I'm not playing all of these games No, here's here's the here's the fun thing. So if you do play one play one on the psp remake Yeah, the remaster thing or whatever. Um, and it's just a really lean rpg. It's just like a fucking hero story It's like go off and save the princess and shit And you can totally tell it was made in like the late 80s because it's so mind numbingly simple But it's really cute and the music is really enjoyable and so that wouldn't even be like a bad game boy advance sp You Oh, well, I still have my I got my ds ds light But anyway, so let me make my case. So okay at one point square enix. I believe they were enix at the time I don't think it was soft anymore Uh, this came together and they did a big press conference. So like we're gonna announce three games right now I like, okay, let's hear it. They're like, okay Final fantasy nine, which is gonna harken back to classic rpgs And they're like, okay And like final fantasy 10, which is going to be like a modern sort of Futurized idealization of how the format could be refined and then like, okay And like and we're gonna make final fantasy 11, which is an mmo and like, all right And so final fantasy nine is just like the most uh It's the most just pure of them all and it's it's very like There's there's a lot of really good plot beats like I can't really say much of anything at all without spoiling it But uh the cast Cast is fucking fantastic and they remastered on on a Seam and the ps4 See now my mind's caught up on just square enix have a habit of announcing three games in the same series at the same time No, isn't that what they did? Isn't that what they did with final fantasy 13? They're like, hey, we're doing like a big Oh kind of or something about crystals and then everybody hated it So for your first final fantasy avoid anything from like 11 onward Oh boy, so like avoid the last what 20 years of this series Wow. Yeah pretty much. Yeah, actually You know Final fantasy 10 is like cool. It's a really good like really well-rounded first time game But it's not the one where the guy goes. Ah Okay, listen, listen motherfucker Everyone takes that clip out of context The whole point of that clip was that she was going on a fucking literal suicide mission And uh, she was really bummed out about it and sad and everyone else was super bummed out about it And ty, this is just like hey, uh Yeah, if you just You know really forced laugh and then they look at each other and they smile and then they really laugh And it's like, oh, okay. So that that whole thing was like a big setup to be like you know It was still cringe. It's yeah, that's the whole fucking point. He's being a dork. You dumb asses Oh, yeah, you are stupid. Look at out of context. It's it's like the uh, the final fantasy seven. You still owe me a pizza Also, someone added me and said final fantasy 12 was still good. I agree. I like final fantasy 12 despite all of its issues But for final fantasy game, fuck. No, are you kidding me? I don't know much about final fantasy But when I see the original trailer for final fantasy versus 13 that game looks way cooler than final fantasy 15 It's not like oh, yeah, no, absolutely. There's a concept that looks way cooler than what ended up coming out This is gonna take place in sameness and all that shit. I I do I just I guess I find Square Enix is an interesting company to me They get really mad about the western properties not doing as well as I want but then they spend 10 years making a Final fantasy game Like I remember I I distinctly remember this like in 2013. I think it was or like around that time they'd released like Deus Ex Human revolution hitman absolution And tomb raider and all three of those games sold really well by like any reasonable standard Um, but all of them were considered to be commercially like either failures or underperformed Um, and it's like man, you know, the our western exploits didn't do so well You guys over in the west you got to do better But like at the same time Everything is on Like square square index has put everything on mobile phones now. You can get chrono trigger And like you get final fantasy 7 classic on your phone Like the playstation 1 version That's interesting so they focus on phone games They focus on phone games a fuck ton because everyone's commuting all the time on the train And so having any actual spare time to just sit and of course A lot of people in japan don't have tv's because they live in closets like Their house is big enough to fit a tv in it Oh So they shoved van in final fantasy 12 after yasumi matsuno left the project What does that have to do with a van being more in the story? Sorry And those games sold better than final fantasy 7 remake really Really wow. All right, that's Uh I think I think they're saying like the games I listed like tomb raiders because I remember tomb raiders sold like 6 million copies It was massively successful and they just weren't happy with that But again, it's like, I don't know. This is just amusing like how much money did it cost to make final fantasy 15? I would be I would be honestly amazed that that game made its money back 10 years 10 years Um, yeah, but I don't know. It's like in terms of final fantasy games. Like it's always just an rpg to save the world And who you end up like, you know, what kind of settings you want to go through what kind of characters You want to spend time with what sort of battle system you want? Those are the main things that change from every final fantasy game But like right you'll see you'll see, uh, you know common things like chocobos Chocobos, right? Yeah house the bird horse mount things that you ride around like horses and Moogles, which are like pandas with bat wings and pom poms on their roads and shit So it's like you could feastably you could feasibly started any final fantasy game You wouldn't like miss much. It just might sour your opinion So for example final fantasy 2 super super old game where you have to like memorize phrases from people and Say them to the right NPC kind of unprompted Uh That got annoying But mostly the combat was really shitty because the more you the more you did things the more you would level up Those skills, which sounds really great until you realize that like You'll end up using that as an exploit to like you'll go into a battle and just start hitting your fucking teammates Just to get their hp to level up So it's just like yeah, maybe if you try that for a first final fantasy game People you're not really gonna like the series that much He Right, what's next on the question bracket? Question bracket let us discover What is fun? Not quinton reviews. It's either quim or quitten probably the latter since he's never gotten any quim Let's see man as i'm looking at this double dash footage so many memories man double dash really uh Really gave the mario world like a sense of place like you're in this mushroom city I remember as a kid thinking like man, I wonder what's going on in this mushroom city What they're getting up to The racing Well, they're racing, but there are bob-omber stuff rolling around No, this looks like a big old city With a lot going on double dashes If you look really closely on one of the pixels on the side of the screen, you can actually see Toads kicking out indigenous races of people from this In one of those towers, you can see a toad just say like life ain't worth living no more You see him on repeat slowly drop you see toad lives matter practices You know like i'm sure toads have a lot of issues with mario in terms of like just him killing them all the time and stomping them to death Imagine the goombas have quite a bone to pick Troopa lives matter What what's dry bones is that yeah dry bones, right? I like these inventive names Howard trooper that's really clever it took me like 20 years to realize so clever Because they they've always used troopa That's what I call Yeah, it's like Yeah, well power trooper is like powered trooper. I don't know if I pulled that clever You might have just had a bushy brain Look, all right, I think it's kind of meat. All right. Yeah Uh, would her candle be a weapon? I do not know what that's referencing I have no idea No laughs. All right. I'll And hey the candle question Oh, wait, what about it? Do you know the answer? No, I don't I was just saying yes Do you know the way see he does not know do we Okay, I recently bought my very first pc. I should any day now Okay, are you proud of me mr. Rags? I'm evolving into a pc gamer Oh, I am. I hope you really enjoy it. I bet you will Yeah, you're gonna have a huge step out. These are epic Uh, this one just has a shiba emote nice. Oh sweet. Oh Um, hello, I'm molla the people have spoken and now me and rags are proud to announce our complete efap gaming series on Enzai falsely accused What's that? Enzai and anyone know what that is. Enzai falsely got nothing Enzai's falsely accused Not familiar with that word, but I hope it's good Ew, shitty bonus. I need to stop playing as mario. I need someone who's better He's shit I'll take No efap movies space jam when also high rags and chase I'm on board. We're doing that. I don't know when we got so many to watch like the efap movies backlog is enormous So be afraid I guess Jay had an entire year of quarantine, please tell me finally watch lord of the rings. That's the big no Big no, what big no shit even I didn't know this. What the It's pretty bad like to not watch lord of the rings at this point I think it might be illegal. I don't really want to Think as soon as the border lifts like the new zealanders are just gonna come get you proper authorities Scoopy up Take you out I like and then they're just gonna force you to watch hobbit at 60 frames per second On loop It literally like wrote like like fade to credits, but it just fades into the first scene of the first film Favorite color mine is orange purple Yeah, mine's like I really like red and purple. I like both of them No, I claim purple fuck off. No rude You can only one of us could have one favorite color You do you know what wonder woman said in bvs? She said boys don't share so thanks for proving her right Fuck Well, what's he gonna do is prove a rapist, right? Ah Who marked his trails off Must be really weird as a paratrooper to be juggling the body parts of your friends What's just the shells maybe they're like toenails for them Yeah, I mean I feel like it would also be weird if somebody was juggling my toenails, but you know if they were a good weapon I don't like we'd care anymore. You know it's a utility thing Um, I guess what yeah, I suppose that Yeah, imagine you juggling like a perfect like skin suit of a friend of yours Some blood occasionally trumps out Some sort of ooo is some sort of ectoplasm. Yeah, it would be an ooz, wouldn't it? I would Um, I mean movement is a mechanic. It takes a lot of tweaking to get movement to feel right in the game agreed Yeah, the video was a nice pretty covered that. Yeah, I wish we heard that The first line of dialogue spoken to amber herd injustice league is you took one hell of a hit and they say snider is bad at foreshadowing Oh, I mean He gave as good as she got I said yeah, exactly. She bite the finger off. What happened there? I think she threw like a knife or allegedly allegedly threw a knife at him or some sort of object and then it cut the tip of his finger off Maybe it was her vampire fangs I just assumed she's a vampire Seems I uh, I find it so interesting Just the whole situation in terms of her like being part of dc going forward. It's like is it A dc sitting there or Warner Brothers just like fuck man. Like what do we do? Like we because as far as the war's concerned, like she's done nothing wrong But like everybody is convinced that she uh, because she's that she's guilty Johnny depth got removed like as soon as the The answer came out right and yeah, he got kicked out of uh, I have to imagine She was gonna get removed if the video came down the other way. She lost. Yeah, probably Um, no I think I think that's the whole idea is that if you You know if you like lose a civil case you breach some sort of clause in your contract So like then you have the pretext whereas if they wanted to fire her they'd have to like pay her out Whatever her deal is in that contract But my immediate thought is is that is that money that is gonna cost you Is that enough to make up for the fact that you probably are going to not have make as much money on Aquaman too If she's in it Or or or is there thinking like no, they're not actually gonna not show up people are still gonna go watch it I wonder maybe yeah damage control too sometimes just as a matter of that I have mixed feelings on that It's it's uh, it's um, yeah super Warner Brothers should just reboot cut their losses and do over. I mean, I agree, but they're not gonna People don't actually give a shit about the story No You guys said that you really like the fun tone, but then some of you said no We like the dark tone of the snider stuff. So now they don't know what the fuck to do Like in terms of making this they're getting so much mixed messaging You're a suicide squad the the un godly combo. It's this weird horrible monster Friggy a tony at frog Uh Mark gave Oh, sorry, I just wanted to clarify somebody said the court documents and actual evidence presented in court is why people think she's guilty No, I what okay, so I don't think you understand like I am pretty sure that she's done many many bad things It's just that as far as the law is concerned. She is innocent That's what i'm saying from a legal standpoint. She is innocent, but it's it's basically an oj simpson situation Where it's like the law says he's innocent, but like come on, you know, come on but like even like I think the the thing that sucks though is like there wasn't even a verdict yet and then he lost his job then Flip side and she was still working. I think she might have been let off. Uh recently though No, she's she's still on Okay, man through I I feel like I'm just hearing fake fucking news about that whole situation constantly I'm getting like people are like, yeah, you know, she got fired. I'm like, oh, okay and just I'm just okay and passing like I'm not that invested but then Uh, then I hear it's like no that was wrong. It was like false information. Well, apparently Yeah, her reps have said that that's just not true that she's part of it But then you hear other things like oh, she's on thin ice, you know They're trying to write the story so that she can be removed at any time if they need to Okay, and um and it's just uh, you know, it's um It's funny of them imagining them trying to write stories with goals is kind of amusing. Yeah, we can't just write whatever the fuck we want What if something has to happen? Nothing, that's it Mario Coliseum do you want to keep delivering? Can we make a movie where everyone just stands around looking at each other awkwardly? Should we re-deliver the hot take that justice league is better than and then we just insert any one of the dc films Just to make everybody feel bad Justice league is better than Aquaman guys Aquaman is terrible Aquaman is absurd. Nobody commits any atrocities during justice league. So that's kind of a plus. No No, guys to the end of a statement automatically makes people way less interested in listening to you Um, I'm sorry. It's like I'm from another planet guys and we're just like Add guys to the end of any any sentence where you're desperately trying to convince people and they'll just look at you like Say gentlemen, that'll work better Gentlemen, oh They've been so flattered my entire life. I didn't look at chat if they dealt with our hot take Apparently there was a Twitter post that had 5k likes that said the justice league was better than the Avengers Okay, whoa Wow, I like I like how you were just like I can't look I don't want to do the damage did they say something please tell me Well, no, I'm I'm doing my racing. I'm no, I know. I just like that's kind of how it sounded It was just like I'm too scared to look please check is being white racing. Yes It's life in the fast lane, baby. Oh I actually think objectively Aquaman's better than any of the dc movies because it has the goblin Sorry I thought you were gonna say honestly objectively being white is just the best way to be I'm objectively you kind of like it's like cheat codes for life Type in rosebud 100 I feel like Aquaman would have been better if uh, will them defuse it I'm something of an atlantic myself or just some sort of references Yeah, something the heart would get 17 points immediately. So yeah, that's probably worth it Yeah, what is what is sucking the connections lighthouse triton? You know, oh, it could have done something there Yeah, he could he could have grabbed Aquaman and be like Park, where's low Of course, I'm lucky me neutron I know I'm really impressed. Mark missed that Somebody said Aquaman's VFX is so barely blended it for half of it feels like an animated movie. Yeah, that movie feels very fake It is very very fake looking. Absolutely. They made they somehow made earth and the ocean seem not real Yeah Um, the effect movies for that will be fun when it's out. However long you think The way it's gonna work timeline wise that uh, me repulse always gonna try and get our coverage of jostus league before Snyder cut and if we're lucky the suicide squad as well Um, also absolute madness in the chat said Aquaman would have been better if it was self aware cringe at the fact that fish people Just full on self aware cringe Well, I don't know A different movie would have been better. Oh, yeah, I think a different movie would have provided Results that would you know dissimilar from the ones we had Yes, I'm writing a mock-run video shut up How does it feel to go for a swim mola? Well, it's refreshing. I'm I'm so hot from all the winning, you know to relax and calm down That would probably be pretty nice to just get splashed into a big trophic glass Fucking lake on your go-kart and then just get lifted right out. No worse for wear That'd be a really fucking fun time. I mean, this is like a rollercoaster theme park Fun ride. That's what this dude. You could actually ride on on if you could ride on tracks this fucking ambitious in a real like Yeah, go-kart place. I would be Oh every day. I probably get shut down though Yeah, that's sure Somebody recreates them But for go-kart. Oh, how lucky How much have you played this game? That's not anything that I have control over It's something that I got really lucky with luck of the cart I think it's because I fell on the water and I got all refreshed and I want to win more. I like that That works. Just the luck of the carts Oh, it's just the luck of the carts Oh, what a joy to hear. Oh You get much lately Um, mr. Frodo I do love something as simple as like a noise kind of going up like an octave or down an octave It's like an indicate positive or negative Like curiosity or yeah Some sort of cheekiness Mark gave his kid a credit card to afford mark brownlee's only fans. What the fuck dude? No Oh Yeah, I really there's a lot of marks going on around here weird Mark brown after dark us marks in the dark. The we just link up like vulture on to make a stronger mark He will be even more obvious than before I want to ask so I can read the responses while we go into the super chats chat Are you excited for the new pokemons? So that slaps new pokemon slap New pokemon snap Pokemon slap Are you getting it because I'm very fucking excited for it? I really hope they don't fuck it up But I was a huge fan of the original pokemon snap. I want to know if I'm the only one No, no, no They're actually making pokemon snap They're making a brand new one on the switch. Yeah Are you fucked? This is the only thing I've been waiting for yeah from pokemon find you the link. Yeah since nintendo 64 This is the only thing I've ever wanted from them. Oh you cunt. It's weird that I didn't make one again Of all the things like out of a series where they it's literally just like okay. I'm sorry. This is a hot take Yeah, you think that people who are used to mindless gameplay would love an on rails camera simulator Oh rags with the double I'm better than everything. No, then I say something controversial. I thought that he's better than a lot of stuff I'm sorry pokemon snap is objectively the best thing pokemon It could be it wouldn't be a high ball. It's it's just it's just a Harder time where you're just you're just going on safari and trying to take pictures of pokemon And then later on like as you progress the game you safari You unlock tools and and other you know things to make capturing photos of pokemon easier And then every time you play through each subsequent stage after getting tools you go back and there's like new shit to uncover Yeah, it's very like You just it teaches you to be like really quick and like uh with the lenses I i'm not even kidding pokemon Yeah, like pokemon snap is legitimately one of the biggest reasons Or like all right say I'm very major reason as to why I got into photography. I'm not kidding It had such an impression on me. I was like this is what I want to do like wildlife Like architecture people like I just want to like I this is what I want to do I'm excited pokemon snap gets you into architecture or taking pictures of architecture Of course taking pictures of everything. No, there's no everything. I was when we're talking about pokemon snap We just wanted to be just wanted to make sure I'm yeah, you're right. I'm talking and taking pictures I wonder if reading interest in taking photos has anything to do with the game about taking photos No I'm ready because I'm not gonna assume his reasons I I I didn't want to assume any reasons maybe there was some connection in his mind between Like the structure of architecture and its style with him, you know playing pokemon snap I didn't know maybe there was something in it. I play plenty of games that i'm not interested in the real life You know hobby vision of I don't go go cutting regularly. Yeah, no exactly It's like I fucking hate tennis, but I love mario tennis also Like I said, I said you the video on discord Perfect. I was I hate dead people, but I love zombie games. Yeah, I was good I was gonna say that I love yakuza So I've actually just booked a trip to tokyo to punch a lot of asians. Whoa, wait a minute It could be a main component to the game so Yakuza was the game that finally proved that video games cause real life violence The one and only case that this is the only one They're all good except for Yakuza the only one who you're saying about the whole like oh, I'd be cool if these are like real life ones It's like a lava pit in this. I don't know if that would be chill or not, you know Every time I hear people rave about yakuza And I if I ask people why they like yakuza or what's enjoyable about it to them That was just kind of the same to say they would sort of say the same wishy-washy shit It's like oh, it's funny. It has like a really serious main story But it has like kind of goofy like side missions and side quests and oh you really You really get used to the same but what's the real enlightened opinion? Oh, fuck you are you? I think it's fun, but I think the real enlightened opinion is that it's a lot of people that have never played Through the middle gear solid series and they're just now discovering How fucking enjoyable it is to have a really likeable protagonist with a really serious setting But a bunch of like white white hold on one. Wait, wait. You said likeable protagonist in middle gear solid. I don't Was maybe I missed the other ones, but it was very because I because I've played I've played five and The main protagonist is not likeable So you played the bad one Uh, what the one they got seven years to make. Yeah, it's fun as a game. Yes. The story is objectively the worst one Oh, okay all the works one. Are you sure? I feel like i'm caught in a war. I don't know what's gonna happen next Like even because I feel like all their stories are probably terrible Didn't metal gear solid are the stories you're putting in with the president of the united states having tentacle arms and fighting right And then he dies reaching up and a fucking george washington monuments or something Yeah, but you're taking away the context of everything else Yeah, well it is pretty stupid, but like there is some realism. They sort of tries to ground it which I appreciate Dude, you know, I saw two actually I see revenge and I think Yes, it does it I would say it's probably the best story apart from revisions Like metal gear solid two has this really fucking interesting point where it's like if there was like this, you know If the patriots really did control the the digital flow of information How would you really know? What is a fact like what is the truth like how many chromosomes are in the human I mean I I I guess it's worth uh It's worth noting that there's stuff about metal gear solid two like the memes that I've seen and like those kodak calls And I think are really cool Like the whole idea talking about there. I guess the problem is like my problem I now it's worth noting that I am not super exposed to like metal gear solid as a series But I've always gotten the impression that the actual like dialogue writing is pretty weak regardless of what the yes ideas are Yeah, it could be better for sure I guess it depends which game you're talking about the early ones definitely the middle one's not so much the later ones Maybe slightly the middle ones being two and three or One of the middle ones Yeah, I would say I would say two and three four was like, okay. I don't know. It's really hard to like Because with a lot of I guess I'll take this quick opportunity to just uh go go ahead and jump out I I I felt that you know since chase was talking. That's a good time for me to Racism it's a perfect opportunity to step in there and say something valuable. Oh, you know And it's something that people cared about Which is that I'm leaving and this is very sad for everybody because now they're like You may now all cry It's There's no more reason to live Yes, exactly. We shall thank you very much in the future for having me Oh, yeah, that's fun. Take your worry man. I wish to torture in the future with more mark brown Please no Have a good night guys Um, so what we're saying stop kissing everyone you whore Fuck you. No Jealous We'll have an hour long ending though where there's like literally 20 minutes of exposition dump. Yes Like I I don't know what I meant to say that your solid four kind of sucks dick Uh, but just middle here solid three also have exposition when like the boss lady gets killed and she basically just explains everything about the reason why she did everything that she did To an extent because no no no No, no, no she she she just like she just leaves some parting words She doesn't really explain anything. In fact, the whole motivation to the games immediately after that in the timeline are there's They take her words as gospel, but there's two sort of divergent past. Yeah, like the boss's legacy and uh between Big boss in zero They sort of have different ideas of what she meant Kind of like how the bible can be interpreted Essentially and they take these two ideologies and they fracture and then it just causes a whole bunch of shit Like that's and that's yeah I I guess uh, I know because I've I've only ever seen videos on it So like I actually probably know a little bit more than I should have somebody who hasn't played any of these games But like all I've ever gotten from that series is that there are some things in that that are neat But that it would really bug me how everything connects together Like for instance the the idea that the end of middle gear solar three is basically just like um, you know the whole Tiered like he's there at the grave and then you could sort of immediately tell like, oh right He's gonna go on the path to villainy. It's like that's a really cool That's really cool But like what about all the stuff that got us there like the guy who shoots electricity out of his hands and grabs people's cocks to like tell who they are You know what I mean? How the fuck do I get past all that? It is a mix of bag. That's the thing that's that that is the thing is like you have to understand You're playing a video game made by a very fucking eccentric and weird Jap I guess synonymous weird fucking Japanese guy who Who literally just comes up with the weirdest fucking shit? And it's why death stranding is so terrible is because he he eventually was just like oh everything I make is a gold And he forgot he can fail And uh, but yeah, no, it's just it's it's like there's this great quote where it's just like at one point Mr. Kajima came up to me and asked me if he could put a vampire in the game at first I thought he was joking, but again, I soon realized he was entirely serious It's just like that's the running meme of metal gear is just video kajima is a fucking whack job And it's usually very charming how funny and stupid shit turns out to be because there are like There are the more serious aspects of it, which are the main story, but then there's like the dumb side shit Which is he comes across as someone playing a character and it just got way out of hand Yeah, pretty much actually Like uh, there's this great. There's this great line that doesn't make any fucking sense and In metal gear solid 3 where he's just like he's talking about some sort of genetic link between two things He's like it's a genetic link between man kind and and uh, you know the primates or something like that And then he goes a type of metal gear if you will What does that mean? Does it mean anything? No, don't you see the genes and the memes? It's it's it's basically just it's the same reason why uh people might watch jojo It's like there are central people and events that are going on that are important and that matter and you care about these people And then they have fucking like super powers and shit So it doesn't really make that much sense But it ends up making it so that the end of certain climate powers can make sense Are insanely fucking interesting and just like how the fuck are they gonna get out of that? No way that was insane Like it's kind of one of those shows. Yeah Metal gear is kind of serious The balancing act of like how it can simultaneously make you laugh out loud and scream at the tv and be like What the fuck is this and yet you're still kind of appreciating it for some stupid reasons and then also Let's talk about that. Let's talk about the haunted forearm. Let's talk about the haunted forearm from Oh god one and two. Yeah, brother I fucking put some goddamn nanomachine genes into this arm and I fucking hijacked an old russian's mind My favorite thing is that so so the guy who voices, um, the guy who voices, uh, oscelot voiced elroy jetson as a kid From the jetsons the little kid that's like g dad Um, and I love I love that. I sort of love torturing people Yeah, he's like he's a whole spaghetti western like parody stereotype guy. So the entire game He speaks like this to snake and says the name is revolver Oscelot and but then we're like when when cyborg ninja comes over and just slices off his hand He just goes my hand like he just drops the fucking voice entirely. Do you remember that? He's like my hand. He just says it so normally He's like don't even think about using auto fire or I'll know We're as great as handgun He's such a cowboy even though he's a russian that's another thing I'm auctioning it off as a collector's item that that engraving gives you no tactical advantage whatsoever Oh my god, I love how you do both Dresses up like an old western dude with red gloves and a bandana and you forgot one very important thing Who uses a revolver it takes to beat me? Damn It is does have a lot of like anime sort of elements that if you like Like it's not it's not like fucking It's more like it's more like kind of anime I mean, I I don't know what the difference is between those One's just higher pitch than the other I like how I like how anime is just a genre of thing that like you can describe it by just go like Like that's just the sounds that they make it. I don't understand why how people could take this seriously The japanese are very the japanese like to express things in a lot of very small ways. So for example, if you just say is that small And If you if you say if you just want to give a quick confirmation you go Look literally literally the letter n in in hiragana I mean, one of the things that we do is we nod so we don't even need to make sounds Um, you know, they just uh, they do a lot of stuff with their hands. They do a lot of stuff with their breath Italians, but no one thinks they're silly. It's like That's literally what it's always been. It's just like right. Yeah, it also make Maniacal, uh, fuck you whatever. Uh, no, I understand that he was pretending the whole time But also like fucking revolver just being like snake. I was pretending to be your brother that continue the bust It's like it doesn't I'm not like I'm not gonna say it's stupid. It's just that uh Like it's not even mentioning because it's all fucking like it's just all up in the air You know, I don't I don't care that he was pretending the whole time. I think uh Metal Gear Solid 5 deserves way more fucking credit than it's given just because Konami like pulled the plug and made them rush it out with the an incomplete ending, which does suck wait, hold on No, you know what? Are you from metal gear solid 5? Honestly, you got seven years. You got like 80 million dollars I would expect a game by that point if I was the publisher. I would be like, dude, what happened? And that's the thing right that that's the other thing is that there's this whole narrative of like Fuck konami and kajima is amazing. Well, yeah to some degree. I'm definitely not Yeah, I'm not gonna defend To some degree, you know, I'm not gonna defend Uh, you know this big-ass fucking corporation because corporations aren't your friends, etc. But it's I Kajima was so insanely wasteful Fundamentally, I would appeal to if I'm a company and I'm like, I'm gonna give you 80 million dollars I will come back to you in seven years And like I come back in seven years and say, hey, where's my game and it's not done yet You're at fault for that like not me. I mean that's that really is the thing is that like Death Stranding is what happened when a publisher gave gave kajima way too much the way and even after he was like A certain amount of the way along Sony came to him like dude, what the fuck this is costing way too much And they got really bad because it didn't make back even like half of what they spent on I wouldn't be surprised with all the actors that you paid for and everything and all the technology It probably was really expensive. Yeah, like the whole game was just a flex for kajima. That's the thing Well, at least some of it was here's here's the funny thing, right? So melgios solid five Miller gets these very particular aviators, right? Uh, I think big boss does as well Um, I looked up. I think they're hurt not herman miller. That's a chair company But it's like some you know similar fucking Really hybrid brand I forget what brand it is, but I'm sure I could find it like with the king of boss It's it's like that level. Yeah, where He there there is literally a fucking a brand of of Of sunglasses you can get in melgios solid five and when you go and you look it up I believe they start at three thousand dollars Yeah, oh, they're sunglasses for dumb people. No, but he does a lot of product placement for bougie ass shit Oh, yeah, none of his fucking audience can even hope. Yeah, I was gonna say that's weird because people who yeah, I imagine that generally He's just not gonna you if you're gonna advertise for that level stuff. You want to really target audience You get actual authentic ray bands in death stranding Like nobody talks about that Like they have the the logo and everything you can like customize them and shit like ray bands are fucking They took money from monster and shit. They was like, please. Please. We need to extend this development somehow The monsters are pretty cringe There's In the actual film itself He puts the name of the actor like the character pops up on stream and it goes like boom like solid snake David, why does he do that because he wants to direct movies? No, yeah, he's done that forever He was praised. I don't care. I guess I'm just wondering why because like nobody does this From all the way back to metal gear solid one for the ps1 It was like the most cinematic game for the hardware and it just blew people's minds like even going to like A metal or sorry metal gear solid. Yeah, there's no sorry Yeah, I'm just one was the first game to really use like voice acting in a convincing like serious way Whereas before people thought video games were like toys. So if you told them, yeah, we need like actors for this They'd be like, what are you fucking retarded like video games aren't toys Just grab a grab a programmer have him record a thing who cares if it's good or not Like that was literally how that's why in wolfenstein whenever one of the fucking german guards dies He says mind laban literally my life Yeah It always feels like kojima would rather be making movies than video games, which is fine. It's just I guess it's just weird to me But um, yeah, you guys just hate kojima. He said if uh, he said it's a death strand and didn't go well He was he and his team were gonna focus on movies and I'm like, yeah, but I I find that you can see how bad you are I was about to say if he did films like he would get played alive Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah, I feel like general audiences don't know about yeah Oh, but it's hideo kojima. They don't know who the fuck He gets the fucking preferential treatment of his audience because he made the melgios series Which is so insanely fucking enjoyable. I think it's more. I think it's more fundamental than that I think our bar for video game writing is just lower than it is for everything else Oh, that's yeah for sure I think people like again the fact that the last of us is considered citizen kane It's like dude, it's like, you know what I mean? Like that that's a lot of our standards are I like that game I like that game a lot too, but that I mean that game is like a seven or an eight in terms of story And it's like oh, that's that's pretty good, right? It's like honestly If the best if a game's story throws off the veneer of like you're a good person and you're fucking You know, this is everything you would do and just writes it in like you're a fucking asshole That will kill anyone if there's even the slightest chance they might hurt you You give that anti-hero trait to any fucking character. I'm like 80% more likely to be like this is a good game I guess um, I don't like I'm I guess when you talk about because you're saying like metal gear solid was considered cinematic I guess that's because thief the dark project came out the same year And like thief mainly does environmental storytelling, which I think it's just a lot more interesting as a video game story No, that's a good argument too. Because it's it's an actual mechanic in the game versus metal gear solid Where it will cut to like letterbox like two 35 by one Like and it's like it looks really cool and it gets you kind of immersed in a really interesting sort of way because now you're like Enjoying this sort of story and it bridges that gap between film and video game But yeah, no, I think environmental storytelling is gonna kind of always trump just cut Yeah, it's the idea of I really like I really like the idea of so like in for instance like a map in thief to you have like your opening cut scene That's just all right. Here's the context Garrett needs to go to this place to to grab this and then it's like all right What is the environmental storytelling or just the emergent storytelling? so first of all the map that you have Is like diagetic the map was drawn by somebody who exists in the world And so the map is incomplete and has notes written on it and like a little squiggly and you know, like Maybe it's in here question mark and it's like dude That's so clever and then and then you take a chord where like as you're going through this area you overhear um You overhear the the guards having a conversation about something that may have something to do with like what the uh the sort of peccadillo's of the person who owns this place is like Um, and then you can piece that together and if you don't care you can just keep going Um and just keep looking around and then you might pick up a notepad that has something written on it Well, just even simple things like isn't it interesting that this paranoid guard Because he's paranoid that his guards are stealing from him something that you learn in the initial cut scene and that you learn from playing through the level That all of the most precious items in this level are located within the one room that it would make the most sense for him to put them in This is just really clever and I think that's worth a lot more craze than just doing cut scenes as much as I think cut scenes can be cool Yeah, no, absolutely I think that uh Kajima mainly did cut scenes because he's just a big fucking film buff while like movies true I mean, I like cut scenes I guess you can you can you can recruit him in peace walker Which was like a psb game that he literally made because his son was obsessed with master hunter And he's like, I guess i'll make metal gear solid multiplayer and ad hoc You know ad hoc multiplayer locally on psb And it aims like a fucking etch a sketch because the psb has one joystick Yeah, I literally use the face buttons like in so-com on the psb in order to aim the cardinal directions It's fucking somebody somebody's mentioned something that's worth mentioning in-game storytelling can be bad But especially forced walking segments. I mean, I agree like forced walking segments are really bad But what i'm appealing to is any in-game Storytelling that never removes your full control So like in thief you get dropped into the level and nothing changes like for the entirety of that level you are in control Um, there are no slow walking sections. There are nothing like that. It's just this is a place explore it learn about it Uh, and then move on. I agree walking in games is really annoying forced walking like an uncharted Or really hurts replay value Hmm Yeah, um, I was gonna say that uh As much as I think that like being cinematic having cutscenes having that like bringing Um cinematic language to video games is never technically a bad thing But at the same time when you're because it always always starts with a story most not not always really sometimes They build an engine and they're like, what do we do with this? But like, uh It's usually about the story almost all the time and sometimes it's just pick your medium And sometimes like we we really could have had the last of us not as a video game But as a mini series or something instead But it's great that we got the play through that and we got to feel like these characters Like like we had not really a lot of choice. It's not a fucking david cage game or some shit or even an illusion of choice But it's like we do feel somehow Just a little bit more invested in what is happening to that person when we had we were having input like actual input in it And that's something that's just very unique to video games. And I can't even say that like if somebody was just like, ah Fuck last of us. Honestly, it would just been better as like a mini series or a a solid movie with a good director and a good script And I don't know even know if I can like fucking argue against that Um, I think it's just we're gonna find there are a few things worth considering. Um Video games have a certain disadvantage in that you can tell a story But there also needs to be gameplay and a lot of video games are about killing people Which means that that limits uh the types of stories you can tell If that's like if that's what your story is Whereas there are many many films that aren't don't have any violence in the middle Um now, of course, I've been um Yep, that's what I've been thinking about with virtual reality as well Because it's like a really interesting concept for a medium You put the fucking thing on your head and you have hands and if you have buy extra trackers you have feet and like a waste um But most of the content you see in vr that has even relatively flourished are all shooters Because that makes the most sense you look at a thing you point the thing you kill the thing But like then you can get puzzles that are kind of more aerial view and those are all right But you can't really do online games like mmo's because if you're fighting giant dragons And you're the size of this like one of his testicles that it's going to be really hard to do any kind of precision strategic gameplay or Or you know anything like that and so it's just it's it's interesting that Forcing a first person perspective on your game much like it would do with a flat screen game is as vr players call it To distinguish the difference. Um it's yeah, it really uh Really makes it pretty difficult to figure out like what else you can do at that to keep it I did I did see someone mention like it's worth noting most video games don't even have characters as a clarification Like most video games are not when I guess for this conversation we're talking about stories yeah Well, what I mean is like you think about puzzle games They don't have characters or a story when we're talking about games in this context We're talking about like the kinds of games that get released for like consoles, right? Like or like the triple a market or like, you know those types of games um But in terms of there are definitely I think it's I remember this was something that matthew metosis talked about in his bio shock infinite thing We're like he compared bio shock infinite to odd world and how like odd worlds mechanics are Like match what the story is about and how they don't feel at odds Whereas bio shock infinite has this story But then in between that story you're killing people all the time constantly And it's just that ludonarrative dissonance like like elizabeth just fucking treats you with all this warmth Just by seeing you like fucking bird Really bashing people's brains And I mean and I guess it's it's the reason why I find stealth to be so Interesting and fun as like a genre because you can avoid a lot of that by just having your character be really weak Um, can I just say for any uh on the topic of matthew metosis and bio shock infinite and stuff I was uh, so I heard Ralph the movie maker recently explaining Um that he thinks that bio shock infinite. It's like a really good game And I like I like belly laughed because I thought about the scene where elizabeth's trying to open the door at the end And it's locked and then you can see and then she looks in her palm and she goes key. Where was it? And she goes, I don't know. Maybe it was here the whole time So great it's amazing she's um incredibly well adjusted gave up Yeah, she lived in a cave for her whole life I Yeah, that game's very bad. Don't play it It's really bad. It's really it's really edible for normies though. They play it. They think it's amazing I make progress Ralph said that uh, the early episodes of one division was shit. The later ones are better as well, so Man I don't see how people make careers talking about like stories and narratives and shit And they're just like clearly the least qualified people to tell you how rags no consistent standards. They have standards Oh, what do you know the standards are whatever it's like saying my favorite object is whatever in that spot So as long as whatever's in that spot. It's just your favorite thing. It's only a standard Technically, but it isn't actually Remember he made the incredible video on joker. It was very good. I'm pretty sure he's gotten he's taken it down now I couldn't find it the other day. I don't know if he's changed it Did he really take it down? Um, can you guys do me a favor and just have a look see if you can find it? Yeah, I'll I'm on it It was really bad. Good pulling your weight around here Uh, yeah, it's gone Well, yeah, it's gone There's uh, the first thing to pop up is the suicide squad You could still see j long bone and efab's reactions to it. So You got that it's mostly just efab shit popping up Yeah, boy hold me moopa I'll never recover I I feel like um when it comes to the whole like why games like bioshock infinite got so much praise I'm pretty sure we talked about this like only a couple of days ago But it was just that was the time when it felt like a lot of games journalists were really insecure about the profession that they were in Like it's almost like they needed to prove to their friends that video games are a legitimate art form when If by 2013 you didn't think that like, I don't know you just have a very narrow view of what art is or like in general He said Ralph gave devs an eight out of 10 Are you fucking with me? Devs is one of the worst television shows that has ever been squeezed between the cheeks of production That's funny because I was I was um, I was talking to my my uh, my friend. He's actually uh, right car. He's your friend too. Um, Me And he made a really good point. I was just like, oh, yeah, I like some of Ralph's stuff He's just like, why would you like Ralph's stuff? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like all he does is just fucking mock low-hanging fruit and why was he called himself Ralph the movie maker? He's made one short film. It was fucking horrible And he was just like ran. I had like no opinion about any of it. I was just like, oh, yeah He's like really passionate about it. You know, it's funny. He's like, I think I had that exact Like I like interaction with him too, which is a really fucking funny that he's like Like I think I said something like that like basically exactly and he was like, what the fuck would you ever like him? I'm like Someone said games like call of duty aren't art off there belong in a museum Look, there's you just say it's shitty art. You don't have to say it's not art That's what's at. Oh, wait, hold on. What I missed that The statement was call of duty isn't art Um, you're wrong. All all media is art Um, you have to you have to adhere to that. Um, just funnily enough The shocking truth is that to be qualified as art. It's it's really not that difficult um I'm I can make some on the toilet Take a look read it In my in your mind, I talked I talked about that in that, uh, post I was talking about last night The idea of all media being art. I think it is like it just has to be I don't know why we wouldn't say that's true What what would be the yeah, but a lot of people a lot of people say like would know like this isn't art This is like a product, right? Or although like sort of you know what I mean? Like some people would be like Well, you know transformers isn't art Right, but like It's a fundamental like like I don't understand the definition of art I mean that's the thing it's it's incredibly broad the definition of art So I can only see this as being a gatekeeping thing and I'd be really curious to know what your definition is It doesn't include transformers or call of duty It I think it does fall in line with the when people also add like, uh, it's not true art Or it's not high art to me. It just sounds like they're looking for an excuse that doesn't involve in saying It's bad art because if they have to say that then they have to justify it even more. So like, okay fine. Fuck it's not at all That's even bigger insult, right? It's already art you can't take that away from it games are a product, but they count as art Yeah, I think the easiest way to think about it is that all all media is art And then you can just like whether or not it's a product depends on you know, whether it's sold or something Like all products art I didn't know that a thing's category as a product had any bearing on whether or not it was art Yeah, like if I sell it, it can't be art anymore. So sorry, Mona Lisa Weird weird thing to bring up. I don't know what I was to do with it Oh, I'm surprised that you've never encountered people. I've seen many people make these claims before about things being Things not being art based on arbitrary grounds Well, I mean, I know about um amazing atheist and rogery, but both said video games aren't all they're both wrong Yeah, that's that's absurd Oh Imagine looking at super metro and being like this is an art even though there's art in it. It is an art Like kind of literal art is in it That's the most fucking like I'm like, I'm so sorry That's like the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard when somebody says like a video game can't be art It's like it's hard to even have a lot of bad fakes Yo, yeah, of course like I know that he's like a legend and stuff, but like he was Wow, that's funny full of fucking. Yeah, I know he's he's considered like The critic of his time and stuff and I mean he he was certainly good when he was good But when he was off, holy fuck It was just what I get the impression that rogery But was one of those basically like kind of like what chris stuckman does which is very short For early just yeah very kind of I I like chris stuckman though. I feel bad. I don't even say this, but I know I it's a kind of it's like He charms me. He's a good boy Um and But it is kind of like a Like the kind of pedestrian take a little bit is if I'm trying to use I'm using the softest wording I can because he's a He's a he's a beautiful boy and I do like him Uh, I wish you were smart Jeremy johns could suck me dick And everything is art nothing is art no no fundamentally any piece of creative human expression is art like it was I It's broad as fuck. This doesn't mean it's not like almost it's almost borderline useless as like It's almost definition because it's so insanely broad Basically the way that I would view it is that art is any form of creative expression Um by any living thing including animals I think animals could do art like if they wanted to like if a monkey sat down and drew a little uh a little image on a Animals can paint too. Yeah, so some animals are Capable of producing art then I don't know what to tell you if I saw a monkey like get a paintbrush and draw something And then they pointed at it and we're like, he he he that's odd That is why they intended to make give up the category. It's okay. Let the category go. You still got skilled that category is still Uh exclusive. Yeah, like it's it's worth noting that when we say that everything is art That's not a commentary on whether it's actually worthwhile or good like that's not what I'm talking about Yeah, there was a cross to me that that's something people want to do is like I want to call it bad I'd rather just say it's not out at all to be the biggest insult to it. It's like, okay I mean We need to separate ourselves from this idea that like um something is valid when it's art and it's not if it Isn't but yet like you're an idiot because it's all art and you can just like you baseline now We can talk about whether or not it's good Yeah, I really don't mind a shit on a ceiling like it's it's frozen up there. It's like that's all I'd be like I mean sure Unfortunately that banana duct taped to a wall that sold for like so fucking much or somebody ate it I guess which is funny. Uh, that is art. That's in fact art, but well again When you stop making your categories, you will unwittingly push out a bunch of things that you absolutely consider art Art Even rats actually rats do make art. You were just talking about the uh Monkey thing and even monkeys have done it where they they give like they train them to like Mess around with a brush and of course, they're not like Instructing them to do anything. They're just kind of fucking like uselessly sort of like Rubbing against like a palette, but then then is that expression Um, who knows actually Actually, so that is kind of weird a weird area I saw an example that I think is interesting There was a there was an orangutan that got given like a big old stick And uh, they got a knife and then there was a Uh, then they they gave it to the to the monkey and they just started They oh, I saw it. That's right. It was an orangutan and they just started soaring it Um, and it's like, oh, that's something it's like, but then the orangutan blew the sawdust off of it It's like wait a minute. Why would he do that unless he wants it to look nicer or like cleaner or have a different sort of feel um And it's just like I don't know Some some animals probably are capable of art like any animal that's self aware is probably capable of art um Not self aware, but uh intelligent enough to recognize. I'm not even sure that the awareness of expression is necessary Right. I feel like in order to express something you like there there needs to be a Like it requires more than it has to be more than just a mind doing it. There has to be that next step up into Like it has to be trying to specifically do something Not just like if you just train a dog to To just drag a brush over canvas And it only does it for no other reason than it's been trained Like I think that would be different from maybe a much like a super intelligent ape or dolphin or something That is doing it and has reactions to it That's the thing right is is not well, maybe is not essential in the element like they're not doing it to survive They're just doing it because they want to like it's just something that they want to do Well, well if well that could apply to humans though if they could create a painting Well, they could do both. That's not contradictory. I guess what I'm saying is like, um it is So like for instance, I don't know like if a dog is sitting there And I don't know they just started going like Like singing a song but as a dog And they did that it would be like you didn't need to do that, but you did it because you wanted to that is art I don't know the why I feel like I don't know I I feel like you have to have you have to have a brain that is sufficiently advanced to be able to Like express things. I don't know. I'm unconvinced that way. It even needs a creator Well, I think it does need a creator because natural forces can't create art. I'm unconvinced of that Because it's not an expression. We can look at like natural formations and Like apply the concept of art to it and it's like I think that's a misapplication I don't think Grand Canyon is art. I don't know about that. It's very pretty, but I don't think that it's art I don't think it's an it's an expression of a like a thought or a feeling or an emotion. Um Well, let me look at the definition of art Actually, I'm pretty sure it's broad as fuck like it could have almost anything I was gonna say that um, a lot of people have do argue that um If you feel some sort of emotion to or towards it as well So like I mean, this is a naturally forming thing that we had no Staken the Grand Canyon, but somebody could look at it and feel sorrowful Or like they feel some sort of deep emotion by looking at it And this is a real world thing like people flock to the Grand Canyon just to look at it And they like they talk about they felt something like Can you argue that that's not art in a way even though it's just a reaction? Yeah, no, no I do think that there's an argument to be made. I'm not saying you're wrong and uh, like you have to agree with me Yeah, because that would be what I would say is that you're finding meaning or Purpose in something which is you imbuing those traits onto something that doesn't have those Here's the definition of art. So art is defined as a diverse range of human activities involving the creation of visual Auditory or performing artifacts which express the creators imagination conceptual ideas or technical skill intended to be appreciated primarily for its beauty or emotional power I'm fine with that except for the human part. I don't like the human part. Yeah Yeah, I'm fine with that except for the human part, but I think that's just because We are the only Like of our of our of our brain status essentially on the planet. So it's just like uh Well, it's it's almost like it's just sort of a obligatory Somebody just posted a super chat is ai can ai make art? I imagine that we will eventually find out that the answer is yes Yeah, I think so. I think eventually sufficiently advanced ai can develop in express itself in litter because I think the desire to express is an All you need to do is take one look at all you need to do right now is take one look at ai learning algorithms and realize Yes, absolutely It is insane How fucking how good like if you ever played that game ai dungeon Yeah, like that none of that's even connected to anything necessarily like it's connected to the cloud and everything So I can remember your stuff, but it's everything is done. Everything is like is is processed on your computer There is a website There's a website that you can go to right now that is a ai generated image based site So if you type something in It will make that image for you an absolute Original creation and it'll make like 50 of them for you to choose through and you could type anything like He could chew on a uh unicycle Play in the piano and it will just make it for you and it will draw in Multiple art styles and different renditions and stuff and it just Makes it out of words. It's like I don't know if I like can we call that art, but that is very fucking interesting So we're at that point already said what this is someone said what fucking super chat led us to this conversation I don't know We're talking about David Cage Get their money's worth That's why somebody said It start with our defense of oh well, I'd imagine all of us on this panel think the cool duty counts as hot So there's that I have an earnest question to pose to all of you So I was talking about virtual reality earlier, which obviously there's only so far you can do with putting a display on your face But people were wondering about there's something called as it's been coined by the anime full sword art online um full dive VR where it's like it basically taps into your actual brain and sort of controls your your faculties It makes you experience sense and taste and smell and all that other stuff Do you think we would ever see that within our lifetime that kind of technology? Yes No I don't think so Not within our lifetime too too To simulate okay, think think of all like this your brain is just a mush computer like it's a fucking like You can the the very like I think where science is that right now? They're already experimenting with like Simulating feeling and everything if you can find a way to tap into the brain And know what wires the pole essentially. I know that's a very loose term of what actually that's the funny thing We really don't Like we we can map out the brain and we can generally know what the causal relationship is between This chemical and this you know physiological response But we're largely just a bunch of fucking dicks just thrusting into into dead air When it comes to our comprehension of the brain like it's really fucking out there It's so it's so complicated that you have to look at it in like eight or ten different slices Or whatever the fuck it was just to be able to see every component of it. It's fucked Well, what was it they've already done an experiment where they forced advertisements into people's dreams Oh, it's so basically just a future armor episode. Yeah, yeah, unfortunately. I hate that application Sorry, sorry interrupt. Uh, I'm seeing some people saying that the elan musk elan musk neural link Uh, it's a full dive. That's not what that is If you look into what neural link is it's just an external or sometimes, you know, subdermal Uh, computer chip that they've been planting into, you know, the brains of geriatrics to help them more easily use their phone If they're like physically disabled, that's all neural link can do right now It does not mean that we are going to be able to simulate fantasy worlds and experience pain and and make love in virtual reality Or anything. Yeah, you just sit in a chair and be like, I And a big titty mommy gf and Right in time for resonability Sorry, what's ringing? Are we really sure that's not going to be possible in our lifesigns like that? I wonder if like once ai becomes officially intelligent, like everything's just going to change and we're going to rapidly Advance like you know in an unforeseeable way I hope so I mean, we're we're we're actually reaching the point now where technology has gotten about as fast and as small as it feasibly can I guess that's so quantum computing will be the next step, right? Like we need to figure out how to do that if we want to access the quantum realm. Yes, I agree Yeah, I guess it's just I imagine that we have like ai they're probably going to be able to help us figure out a lot of these problems really quickly You know like gw I mean ai just fucking picks up on that shit There's every time people upscale old video games like look up resident evil 3 hd and you'll find someone fucking use the learning ai shit To basically re-texture the entirety of the game And I don't know exactly how it works, but it definitely makes it sound like you just go Yeah, this texture make it hd and do it all over there. It just doesn't It seems so out of my fucking realm of comprehension I Although I think there's gonna be a huge influx in the next 10 years of like ai assisted pretty much everything like we're even seeing I'm sorry about someone in chat just someone in chat just said why do you care about stupid crap? Even if my crap is stupid, I would care about it My crap is smarter than some people I've met Uh, I I don't sorry somebody's asking about that link to the fucking image Like ai site. I don't have a link, but literally just google it. It's literally like ai generated image dot natural, I don't know Cody Ingram said isn't ilan musk's neural link attempting to do just that I don't know if you heard a thing. I just said but roll back like five minutes. Maybe it's just It's not it's not like it's not like a full dive thing It's just like a very rudimentary like hey, let's let's make a brain iPhone interface like that's all I am not saying it's not cool It's fucking awesome that that could be like a first stepping stone or something Greater, but it's not I find it weird how many people hate ilan musk. I think he's super cool dude. I got it I'm just a big Yeah, I'm a big fan of the fact that one of the richest people in the world is this crazy nerd meme ward Who's super interested in getting us who's uh advancing, you know space exploration and electric cars and and they're people We're just fucking mad at him about shit Well, yeah, I tweeted a meme about catgirls I just don't know billionaires can't win that's a rule long just mostly annoying because like Like yeah, he's done dumb shit before like calling the fucking uh Thailand guy a pedophile or whatever just because he's like an immigrant or something Oh, that was yeah He's spread coronavirus conspiracy theories and shit. So it's like he's not he's not harmless But it's just all things consider. I don't think he's that fucking hateable. I'm sick. His voice is kind of annoying All right, then All right, then I was that was that subject I I've reached Buffy season five and it's getting really good. I'm very impressed by the actress who plays I'm gonna leave that name out All right. I just wish she'd been Gonna leave that out I'm gonna leave that out more impactful Mahler is pro censorship. Right So oh, how do I do this? I'm spoiling anything So I think the choice they made relating to that character um Not there's clearly plans In relation to that thing happening earlier on but they have it happen that way So that it hits exactly as it does hit in universe. Hopefully that makes sense without spoiling a thing Fucking half of the question redacted redacted. Yeah. Um, I hope you enjoy Roll all the way on to angel season five. Okay, that's the big well, I mean you're up to buff season six soon So enjoy that. It's gonna be fun Uh, quite the e-fab pantheon we have here. Hello all Oh Hello Oh man, whenever you hit anybody with a green shell, it feels good. Yeah, fuck you I had a friend you did that to me right in the final lap as I was gonna get first and he just Be at me and took a second. I fucking stormed out of the room because I needed to collect myself for a second It was so fucking mad Well getting angry with the shirt in this game. That's cringe. I was so mad. I can believe that you did that We were like we were like 21 I had treated that story like you were 12 It's like, you know what it makes more sense that you were 21. Yeah, I know I was a grown ass man A grown ass man. I'm more of an ass man myself reminder that am is better than chase Oh, he's gone. So I'm the only choice. Fuck you also. Hi rags. Who's a good boy? Hey Oh, I am that's me. Also. Hi long man. Hello. Hi mark kick j chase I'm really I'm really fucking replacing you metal Oh You've moved up the range You gotta race me on doxels first You have to win in doxels against me first What if we have an epic fucking pvp final battle? In vr Wow, my favorite podcast live and with my favorite guest lineup your old legends much love. Oh, it's really nice Thank you It isn't for all of us. I'm sure you're probably even included for any metal and um, you know, whoever else may or may not have been here I'm making a sci-fi world where humans are starting to branch out into the milky way What cool names would be good for faster than light travel Well, that will depend on your method of getting using that travel because almost always the method determines what the name is You Freudian slipspace they brought that up the other time yesterday It's an engine powered by the lust for your own mother There you go. Fuck Call it a boom tube Hey rags, do you think that sounds like a really shitty name to call like a portal system a boom tube? Boom tube. Yeah, do you think that sounds really fucking stupid? I would say probably kind of You like if you were to face that in some kind of fiction Boom tube I'd be like is this in like in universe slang or something Yeah, you'd be like, wow, what an embarrassing thing to have as a part of your willed that you have. Yeah, what's it from? It's what doxide uses to get around in the dc universe Boom tube. Oh my it's like a little portal I already found that out because of the injustice game. He was like, I think I don't know if a fucking superman Puts his lasers on it and the docks. I was like, he's just say he's destabilizing the boom tube And I was like, what the fuck did you just say? Can you say it again, please? Call the boom like a clap of thunder every time that appears or some shit, but it's still fucking stupid There's no excuse Your man just stops at times like what would you just call it? Then again you can say it again tube from call of duty. There's also how much you keep it Will you promise to never call it that again? There's also no excuse for calling him dockside. So yeah I'm dockside and I'm using my boom tube. Are you evil? He's like, no Why would you assume that? This is my prune frube. Go away. This is my brother lightside He's like, hey, what are you? He's just white, dude Some chips and dick I like mustard No one asks him he just caught you just looks down He looks down at his shoes and just comments that he likes mustard to know in particular He just needs any basic anything resembling conversation. He's really socially all good, but he's a good guy. You know, he's a good guy He's a good guy He just likes to constantly comment about his love for mustard to know Some day someone's like, oh really? Dockside is a biblical name. All right All right, just a second. Hold that thought. All right, let's take a look What's a big dockside apparently? No, okay. No Are I don't know about that Actually, there was a 4chan post arguing over whether or not Thanos or dark side was the more edgy name for a villain Dark side, yes Inside Thanos is at least fucking masked by the fact that it's in latin, you know If your character was just called death Yeah, that would that would easily win out. Yeah, the fact that it's like a different language They spell side differently. It's not as edgy. I guess that kind of adds to the question Um, but dark side brings the dark side. I like dark souls. I like dark imagery. So I'm also a very dark boy. Whoa. I'm sorry, buddy. You kind of lose Mark. Yeah, you're a darky. Yeah, we started the podcast I like your keeping with the continuity Almost that these six hours ago. Damn. No, you can't take this away from me. Uh, Susan What's your bitch name? Whoa Let's talk about darkies and now oh my god Me sorry darky singular. What if our bitch name is more of a just a just a title So anyway, all right I Ragu job rags. You killed the mood. Wow. Hi I Oh meowla. Hello and the rest of e-fab cast currently dealing with a kidney stone and catching up on the next The new e-fab is helping distract from the pain and past the time. Thanks for quality content Oh, it's a price ed for a kidney stone right now. Is that um, what are like the top pains? Isn't kidney stone up there? Kidneys don't hurt. They're pretty awful. You have to just let it process. Yeah Some say Child birth is that from having a lot of soda or something. Yeah, if you have a lot of sugar, so drink tons of water Yeah, I can't probably save for Which is just good advice in general. Yeah, well, it's not too much. Don't drown. Oh, that's a bad thing. Yeah Too much water. Yeah, you need some bounce of air in there as well. Don't be reckless Hey free, you know what boom tubes are, right? Um, what the thing that um cyborg uses to Teleport. Oh, is this cyborg? I thought it was dark side that uses it. I think it might be both actually They might both use them Oh, that's the name of the technology We're just talking about how shit of a name that was invented by a 12 year old somehow. Yeah burn tube is a really bad name Who decided why did they commit? Yeah, I don't know. It's a funny name though I'm sure we'll see some boob tubes not boob tubes boom tubes Excited for a moment. No, Zack Snyder's boom tube I don't want to see Zack Snyder's boom tube Have some courage boy Fucking like his cut of the film. I don't even know how or why but there will be There would just be one of those fucking potato cannons We should be so lucky Yeah, good luck with that kidney stone and glad we can keep you company I uh, as I said drink lots of water and whatever happens. Just remember uh, just keep smiling Want the water? Keep pissing. Maybe drink lava that would dislodge it, right? I Dislodge a lot more than you'd think probably Oh, okay, like it'll prevent future kidney stones. I guess is what you're saying Uh, yeah Oh, no lava die. I can't I can't die a lot of diarrhea. It's like a fate worse than death. You get it down. It's still not done Yeah Just melt through your toilet, but somehow your ass is okay. You're like, oh What container would you even use to gather the lava? A brick a bucket Yeah, you take never really be strong iron ingots and make a bucket I feel like that would definitely be past the boiling point of A bucket. No, no, not not if you use three iron ingots Yeah, he's just like what about like lead, right? I don't know. I'm no black. It's pronounced lead. My my question was actually going to be uh, what if your poo is cold? What if it's cold? What happens then? Yeah, what if your what if your poo is cold? Just like like I guess to just be It's just it's more of a thought experiment But experiment it's it's really just more of a thought actually it'd be it'd be like when I eat ramen noodles, but in reverse No, god No, no, not spicy. I'm talking. I'm talking caliente not pecante Those words aren't real They are made up languages All languages are made up By who name him Well, franklin gene Oh, fuck gene Sorry, I said that about she passed again lucky bitch All right, now I've got mirror mode. So I've unlocked like to do everything all over again You pesky nintendo with you making me do everything mirror mode. How did work? All right, that's better than well Anyway Question for all of you and we're kind of video critique of the dceu, but I'm having a hard time organizing and structuring my Arguments. What's your approaches and processes for this? Thanks Oh, you're welcome Yeah, no problem You could try to stay as linear as you can if you need structure that can help Go through the lot of them and put out the broad complaints Then try and categorize those broad complaints because going chronological with all of those movies for one video Holy mother of god. Oh, yeah, if you're doing the whole thing with one video. Yeah, um, that's different So like you you'd have a section on villains probably and be like all of them are fucking terrible Let's go through why and like the most common problems they'll share like for example Motivation and actions like never line up almost never anyway Um, the only ones that do are the ones that are like so simple to take like a I was gonna say like a kinder god and to fuck it up. It's like, I don't know Saxon I could find a way uh the Like like ocean master is Okay, right. He's just an idiot I think I mean, I mean like an I remember was he an idiot win. I think he was fine. He was consistent, but just really Like it's an annoying. Yeah, his whole plan We could well all we gathered was he wanted to take over the world. I guess kind of yeah Whether or not it was because of he was annoyed about the pollution. We'll never know for sure I don't know if it was just he wanted to hear Yeah, if he was actually worried about that if they were all actually concerned about that They would have just you know what? War causes a lot of pollution although It's on earth, so who cares he'll be polluting them if fucked earth Yeah, I also think that uh keeping keeping notes at the very bottom of my script always helps me out a lot If there's just something important, I don't want to forget. I'd jot it down there Dude before I make a script. I just all I have is notes notes everywhere I use I use google keep as well, which is like a fucking free app for Your desktop and your browser or whatever. Basically, it's just kind of like a digital digital Notepad that's pretty pretty handy like sticky notes. I guess is the proper word another topic You can have is immoral protagonists If you're really excited to start top to start talking about a video subject But you just like you know My least favorite part is when you have to start off and it's like, oh the history of this fucking subject And the obligatory like let's just give like a fucking history lesson on everything I usually just skip that I go right to the part I really am excited to talk about and I start typing that and then you go back and you kind of structure it properly at an intro Etc. You could do that. Yeah the end um You got so much to work with for the dcu in terms of a breakdown One of the ones I think will be really fun is to talk about which of them is the most immoral We've concluded it's aquaman, but you know depends on What you may do is your system I think if you if you don't like want if you don't want to go over like the whole history of or something The subject matter is popular enough It's just something that like most people are familiar with and you can sort of skip it or write it off as like you Know what like i'm talking about Batman v superman, you know what i'm fucking talking mark's talking about laziness. He's saying engage in Don't trust this siren Yeah, siren Video asset is a darling so take my advice, please You're the guy who ripped into dunkey unfairly so you can Yeah, I didn't make a single good point. I was One of our favorite creators here in efab. We love him. He's a golden boy and he can't be touched His last of his two videos very good. Both of them were actually And his response to efab we learned a lot about like his video must have been good. We remember it. Yeah Responded to comments. That's all I remember They're really bad Yeah, he he went to newest He has a way to escape the obvious criticism of uh Please respond to the best comments like I went to do it's not my fault Why I went to anyone any normal person goes to newest when they're looking at the comments section They don't go to the top comments. That's weird Very well done Oh, no efab got stale. Give me we got all the dcu to go through we can be stale after that Dunkey's awful He has his mouth It's incredibly generous as I can If anyone here wants actual game dev advice check out mizz-izz-izz I don't know who that is art beast Brackeys brackeys brackeys even yatsi's dev diary series. Yes, that one That one's pretty neat There you go. Check those out if you're looking for some uh I don't know Efab is in his golden age. We can't be stale and in a golden age. You guys I'd expect you all to have one opinion stale old golden stale I'll put it down Uh Heck if mark brown absolutely needed to use sonic here. He could at the very least use a clip of sonic actually going You know fast. Yeah, that was weird. He showed sonic Um, sort of slowing down and standing still when he was like supersonic Wait, why would I have fitting visuals to my narration? That's stupid. Well, that's Once upon a time we tried to make some laws and I'm pretty sure that was one just their visuals always counter what they say Oh, yeah, just throw it on random or some shit. I don't even know Do that chase What? Yeah, got him What? What I don't even know what the what you're talking about down there Come off Come on man, come on Come on I can't believe it. Are you telling me different games play differently? No way. Well, you wouldn't know that if you haven't been to the school of brown Take it a brown town What can you learn from the brown? I ultra faria can brown do for you Uh People be freaking out over elden ring leaks, but I'm still holding out hope for blood borne cart. Oh, yeah Blood borne cart. I like it. That would actually be fun. I'd fucking like that Like you have to be within 30 meters and use a tentacle to like attach to the car and flip positions But they have like an eldritch beast growing on top of them now So I'm kind of I Make lashes special ability would just be go backwards and he's like Like why are you doing that stop? I would play blood borne cart though just saying I'd like to see like all the like soul series characters like there as the roster Since we're listening to og gadelb Uh Oji gadelb, man need permission to become isideen luteisha clip ghost, right? I think oh, that's where the characters from like gadelb to us of the isideen luteisha clip She's the talented writer Yeah, she learned a lot from the school of brown as well It's because you're judgmental that you think it's gross your child I'm pooping down Um, why not use mario 64 the first year of development was just mario in a room where they would just kept twerking movement until it was fun just moving him around You got that from the arts. He's dev diary. That's where he mentioned that Then again, you may have got somewhere else. So Yeah, that was a suman makes an ass out of you fringy and me Yeah, so you as well. No, I cut off you see I changed the quote I changed its meaning I'm not possible. That's me Um, j mark hard j markham face is my favorite ifa ifa penga Hello ragus hello Fun fact in mario odyssey. There's a speedrunning trick that involves getting the Nut wet and using a glitch with it to jump higher than you should That's fair enough. Oh It does nuts wet moist god, I wish mark wasn't making odyssey look so bad I mean, he was trying to compliment it, right? So He did his best. He had his chance That's so much movement. It sounds like david cage describing emotions in video games It's more movement equals great Thing Where am I where am I Thanks for doing this I saw this video yesterday Well don't all stop at once. What was the thing? I don't even catch it Video game, I guess I don't know He just forgot he was covering he's so like in deep with the fucking movement in the philosophy behind movement He went like yeah in the thing. Oh shit. What was I talking about? I am just recording this live like I literally just sat down in front of a pre-rendered edited like imaged Thing by my editor and I'm just gonna fucking ad lib through this footage These visuals Would the opposite of tizm be gasm Why What led you to that conclusion? I do not understand. Please explain Please You've explained Keeps blown Um, thank you for doing this. I saw this video yesterday and it made me so mad because this is a topic I find deeply interesting in this video. It says literally nothing. It's not just a wrong take. It's a no take Agreed I shock. It's worse than a bad take really I like it just people came over to my stream once was like mark probably just saying stuff doesn't mean anything help I Really he's a bit of a void But people love the videos and it's just I think it's much more interesting to think about why that is because it's certainly not that he's Giving you anything in terms of information. The editing is really impressive So it can trick you into thinking that it's really this one really wasn't though like the other thing was very simple It wasn't much in it. You didn't do many of his, you know graphics Ah the graphics of what do it I think and also well we I don't know We conclude that it's uh concluded that it was his like References simultaneously make people go like oh man, this guy knows what he's talking about with all these game references and it'll make it go Oh that game. Yeah And it's just like these small little um I don't know like dopamine boosts of just just remembrance Like remember doom. I do I do just cause three. Oh, yes. Totally assassins creed unity I know that one too Tetris. Oh shit I know all these games. I'm a gamer And this video proves it. I'm gonna say the game for our gamer. I'm a gamer Okay, I'm a gamer and I'm sure it's more than that But again, the more we cover him the more we'll discover what the truth behind the brown is The truth of brown The church of brown Um You guys should really cover alan adam millard when doing gaming videos instead of this dullard Wow Spreading the dullard Bless you soul touch my whole All right, yeah I think I got me I got me um Part of the efap crew wait part of the crew part of the ship bless your sentry touch my entry Part of the crew part of the ship I paid money to say this Well, I appreciate the dead man's chest reference slash no pirates reference actually Uh, did you guys do an efap mini on the first three episodes of superman the animated series? I watched it again recently and I was amazed on how much of a better job it does It setting up characters the men of steel Uh the thing with with with efap in general we've been stocked up lately with coverage And there's still so much more for us to do and for us to see so Maybe someday I mean people want us to see the um the new superman lowest thing, right? So like you should do that too because it's better than the other cw shows I know what we're gonna be doing. Please let us sleep a little bit for for between you Please I mean it's a fun position to be in like we the coverage we've got of different subjects is getting faster and faster and still maintaining sort of like Detail I would say so that's fun What god I'm doing terrible nobody look Oh, I'm covering my eyes Imagine if mark brown taught a sex ed class He's doesn't know how that works. Oh his poor children if he ever does manage Um mola what's something rags would like about Buffy? Oh Oh friends are not here. We couldn't speculate. Um, wait, sorry. What was that? Oh, what do you think would be something rags? We'll like about Buffy Uh, I think it would just appreciate the great character work. That's too vague. They're gonna be upset I'm fine What I'm not upset with that answer at all. No, well if I was referring to you I'd say rags. Why would I say they? I don't know I'm talking about the super chat. They they clearly after something a little bit more specific I feel like the general is what it's going to be because I'm not sure about the few of the other things that I like I'm not sure I mean my mind wants to go straight to a character. I'm like Oh, I think uh, there's one specifically starts with an s. Yeah Yeah, well, who doesn't like him so Yeah Um, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised Maybe rags will really like the guy who starts with an r Yeah, actually, you know what? I do like them they're appreciable I can't unless and they try I can relate Can we all There's a line. So there's a there are like there's a video that's like a short trailer for the zaks knight as justice league the line is This is a bad idea fighting the devil and his army in hell like come on. Come on stop it try harder I like it because it's so incredibly clever Yeah, so clever the second half of that was rags. What is something more would like about witcher? I would I think that he would appreciate the very immersive world that they create Well, there we are. Yeah, there you go I Surprised me. I don't even hear good things about witcher Hmm, maybe that'll over inflate it and I will hate the witcher and I'll make a series of videos talking about how terrible it is And how anyone who likes it is a big goblin Oh, whoa, you know, I'd be careful with that one. Sorry, but I easily G word pretty Yeah, let's froze it out there I'm trying to make out the world a bit more, you know, open about using goblin wids that Again filthy little goblins sick of them No, not you too. I like calling people. I like to say goblin person. I think that's It just it gives you the right image of how horrible a person is You're fucking Somehow being a cross between a person and a goblin is worse than being a goblin Yeah, because it means that you got stuck in the you're a filthy mudblood. You're not even pure Yeah, not even the goblins will have you Whoa laughs and points at you Look at your weird goblin person Peters You're goblin Fuck the green bitch the goblin Peters would be fine if you were fully goblin, but you're not You can't even do that right Yeah, happy Doesn't fit anywhere and that's gonna be his arc. He finds out his family the whole time was no one I have I have no Still but my big smile on his face Well, why aren't you using the the chomp dude? Because look what happened when I did this always happens to me whenever I pull out the chain chomp makes me sad Oh Man how unfortunate. I mean I got lucky earlier. I guess the game, you know, it's gonna take away for me as much as it gives That's right Mark mark brownley enough Mark brownley enough Mark no Also, the third batman crossover episode of superman the amendment series does a better job of establishing and portraying the mistrust They have of each other in an episode where they work together than bvs does Guys, i'm gonna be honest with you any attempt at doing it. It's probably gonna be better than what we saw in the dcu Like it's all horrifically bad. It's it's kind of bafflingly bad. Uh-huh. You wonder how could someone have created this? How could you have done this to us? And then there are people out there who like it's too advanced for you. You don't understand it Yeah, you just don't understand it people hate what they don't understand No, yeah, that's it. You got us You guys like this civil war Yeah, but thought that people love what they don't understand They shoot well because you guys don't understand batman v superman. All right, we're the we're the real experts on that That's the big reveal. They love it because they don't understand it Yeah, this is so big brain kind of inception thing, right? Or it's like you're too dumb to understand the mechanics Makes sense if you don't think about it That's the ultimate brain take i'd say yeah Is this your winning strategy mauler that at the beginning of the the race you wait to get all the great items And then race ahead. Well, I mean I can out drive them for the most part So I like having bonus items. How come your chomp chomp isn't catching them? I don't know you did I didn't even get you any further He's well. He's still annoyed them a little bit Look at my chompy boy, and I can take my hands off the wheel for a little I'm sorry. I'm sorry to talk with a full mouth, but are you calling it chain chomp a chomp chomp? He's a chomp chomp. All right. He did it. I didn't say that. Okay. What is chomp chomp the chain? What are you saying chomp? Chain chomp is the species chomp chomp is that specific chain? What he's a chomp. He's a chomp pipe from planet champion and he speaks chomp And his leg was just chomp. Yes chomp Which is probably true. It's probably does We don't even speak. We just chomp. That's our way of life Um Watch what we can learn from doom. It's a much better video than this There's every video that's better than mark's video Not hard. I'm sorry But I'm sure it's it's a good one you um I'm on episode 64 surprise myself when I said, oh, there's a few short ones in a row this six hours long I now consider that short. I have fully embraced the long donblast high rags I mean, I thought it was gonna be a short one today and uh, we're at nearly seven hours. So yeah, I guess it is Oh, wow So yeah, sorry about that. Sorry about the short We do simple gameplay mechanics work in a game like hellblade or soma versus something like the last of us Uh I guess when there's a lot that you could do with them right like on your side like it's Like cause and effect, right? So if you if there's only like five things you could do But they can have the effect of doing a whole bunch of different things That adds to the apparent complexity of what the mechanics are I would also suppose that the last of us is mechanics are not only simple. They're not Too fantastic like execution wise certainly the second one. Um But like, you know, like the thing that everyone always brings up when you play in last of us And you're like, oh, I gotta be stealthy and then there's like a creature just in front of you But you're behind the camera and you're like, oh god the tension the tension then ellie just walks in front of it you're like And ellie's like, oh my god, what are we gonna do? And you're like ellie shut the fuck up And then the creature just doesn't notice it that is like something that's consistent, I suppose, but it's distracting as hell that's more of a Ludo narrative dissonance, I guess or Yeah, however, always better to err on that side than your NPC companions are constantly setting off traps and alerting the enemy to your position Fallout so don't do that if you ever need to just you if you're gonna err on the side of anything Just whatever's more just fun to play is generally a good safe bet Whatever's not frustrating Um, but like hellblade and soma They will be like their stories require you to You know x amount of mechanical input and they'll usually nail whatever those inputs are Um, like I don't know if it's like Fallout 4 was doing that all the way up to fallout 4 They still hadn't realized that maybe the NPC companions you have that run around that you don't control Who just do things based on their AI programming? Maybe they shouldn't set off booby traps Of course, I still hadn't gotten the message up to that point. What a shame. It's it was pathetic Uh mark brown turned around nothing like that out. Yeah, I did everyone did Didn't watch sorry Someone asked in chat rags didn't you didn't mod that out and I said, yes, I did Um Mark brown time to learn nothing I guess I am am Oh, you couldn't learn a lot if you've never played a game before But nothing you wouldn't learn from a games trailer, I suppose We'll just watch the trailers They usually designed for your consumption versus someone just going you can jump in this game if you Oh my god, I can't handle it. Um, how to turn no into I don't I don't know what that's Yeah, I got I got nothing for that one. I don't know where it came from. I don't know what it was That's all I need for my mall or hentai that I'm working on my dosing Oh You went off now and Weird This is stabbing the depth of the stamp is determined by the sharpness of the blade Speed of the thrust another factor is what organ you stab like the brain because the brain controls the body Now you're giving him a lot of I was gonna say this more that's so like yeah That's that's actual information and mechanics and you could learn a lot from that You gotta like that's the that's what's so difficult about making a mark brown video You've got to say as little as possible while sounding like you said something So you got to repeat a lot of words, but like you synonyms make things circular all the times you never actually Compared anything to anything or said anything was anything So it's hard, but he he knows how to do it He's good at writing that no I'm sure I'd call him a good writer because of it though Yep, I am going to sleep now. So I shall talk to you all late horse Yeah Lick you Fucking hell All right It metals testosterone got upset there. He was like Can't do this See that german. I'm gonna fucking curb stop his stupid little ass When I go to germany, it's uh germanian. Oh shit, not bad. Germania Uh Would you all be interested in an e-fap-centered miltopia playthrough when it comes out on switch still figuring out the roles for everybody? Any request me topia Listen miltopia Is uh miltopia miltopia is with aids and cancer at the same time don't bother to do generously Thank you. What would the answer be if they said like what are the choices for having characters in it? Do they have roles or There's a choice. I choose not to have aids cancer. Oh that for me too. Yeah I think it's like knight with a sword mage You know Okay, I'll go knight I'll go knight. I'll be a mage. Whatever. There you go chastity mage Right, we'll be a bod. I'm the mage Yeah, I don't think parts are fun that option. It's like a super. Well, there's a shitty game, isn't it? It is exactly it It's a shitty game because it's people who it's people who laugh when They're fucking knees start fighting in the me lobby and they go, haha. That's just like what we do Hi, you got saved from that massive banana there What? You nearly got bumped you nearly hit that. Sorry that out of context is classic Everyone's talking I think it's because you sound so determined as well I was I was just impressed that you were saved by just getting bumped out of the way of that massive banana All right. I mean the funny thing is if I'd hit the banana, I would have been immune to the lightning. So um Oh, so in a certain sense Yeah You lost. Oh fuck the mirror mode. I forgot That's right fool How do you Uh breathing tests your lungs this video tests you This video tests my patience It was a tough one. I saw a lot of people in champion like can you please cover a different video? It's like you have to do it. I have to see what he has to say I'll just cover half a video and be like, oh We've seen all it has to offer. We didn't know he would end up repeating himself twice. That's not Something that we have prepped for Um hrj hormone replace j I There's gonna be something to do with homione for some reason but no get tricked homione Yeah, I guess uh, I might be getting tired. I'm not sure Uh You know that some games let you press buttons or move analog sticks to interact with them cool stuff allegedly Uh, I think you should make a video about that topic Don't go into much more detail than that though. I feel like you've already I'm pretty far into it. Yeah calm down I'm not a race You dumbo should play that ddlc one though. Oh Forever standing We've talked about this already Doki doki love Doki doki literature club is an okay game, but I think that the efab group would fucking hate it. It's really linear Oh, that's long I like it and it's a cool game, but stop fucking forcing it little bitch Oh There's gonna fuck you up. You know that He's gonna find me He's gonna mail you a poo internet man stupid internet man just talk to me like that deserve better Uh Read the solid man mark 2 book on amazon today can solid one train solid 2 before solid evil hits his brain with a train What about man boy solid man 2? That wasn't very funny, but after he just after he said solid man 2 and then there was a pause I just like shardled when I was under you Honestly the adventures of bad boy like solid man 2 I think he's a man boy a fucking future abba joke I don't know Well, we have boy child Oh, I remember boy child man boy is like a hero who's just a kid, but with a bad's body I think it's future abba We family guy, I don't know um Mpp has satisfaction as an intrinsic value Um, what if you what if you stab it it wouldn't then right get intrinsic then Be gone Well, think about that because I mean you make such crazy claims. Yeah, maybe you should stab your dick If ever you're sure about anything you should stab your dick I don't know if I'm alive quick stab your dick It's like inception. We don't know if we're to dream quick stab. That's his test I don't have he doesn't have a spinning top or anything like that. He's his steps His totem is just just stabbing his dick in the real world. My dick is paralyzed and can't feel a thing I'll know I know I could stab it Weird but effective Bleach is cool. You don't get it Oh Shut up bleach like The thing people kill themselves with yeah All bleach is is just Like that's it. It's just cool. Like there's no thought put it into it It was just like wouldn't it be cool if this happened than if like it would be cool and epic if like this happened and then It's just it's just that's it For way too long For way too fucking long. Well, they said it's good. It's one in chat said it's pretty bad It's one else said it's okay. Who am I to believe talking about the bleach? Are we talking about the anime? Yes, I'm guessing so uh bleach is fucking horseshit. Oh, yeah, it's honestly It suffers from dragon ball z syndrome where no one ever dies They just get really close to dying so they can come back next time stronger than before and it wouldn't be even cooler It's just like it also it has like four songs in the ost I think oh, well that final damning indictment. Oh, yeah, I mean every time there's like a goofy moment It's like Oh, no, it's this song for the fucking 800th time. That's awesome. Oh, no that yeah Yeah, that that gets grading after watching something that's like 500 episodes or some shit Um, it's awful. Yeah all the worst traits that people make fun of dragon balls e4 It's like no, no, no, no, you don't understand like that is fucking bleach like to an actor Michael Damien has a lot of that problem too I heard I tried to get into it, but then I started to see where it was going and it's just like Season one is fun. It's just like oh Nowadays it's like Steven universe my hero academia. I'm sure there's a bunch others that I can't think of But it's just there's just a trend now where it's like unlikely crybaby hero That's just that's just the cliche now Which is so the term crybaby hero that didn't have to catch on people decided on that Is that a term? We said that crybaby hero like caught on those are the words you used Yeah, I thought you were like adding to that I get with the comment of it. It didn't have to add on like if it if it caught on that was something that people I guess decided was okay What's happening? You do cry though. What the hell is he talking about? Yeah, I don't know. I'm like move on. I'm completely lost I had a conversation in my head. I was listening to you and it's gone. I don't know what it was Bleach bad bleach bad. That was the conclusion you you wrong Grugs say that bleach not good and anime What does grug know? Find more than people who write anime Grug knows more than you could I don't know I'm pro grug Pro grug imagine having that position I do have that position. I don't have to imagine Ah, I guess that's yeah fair point I don't see why you're so anti-grug. What the fuck? I never said I was anti-grug. That was something that you just inferred for some reason Fuck off. You fenced writing a little centrist little centrist cuck Fucking juice aside on grug friggy Jesus. Well, let me guess there's some things about grug you're okay with Some things you know I don't have an opinion on gruggle. I said Okay, you said imagine being pro grug and then you're like, I don't have any positions on grug Imagine it. That's all I'm saying. That's bullshit when everything is easier to imagine than others He's just imagine it. That's all I was saying. Don't believe Fringy's lies That's so disingenuous when you know that like intrinsically everything is grug. Yeah No disagreement No, sorry. I win. That's how it works. I expertly navigate the expert expert level into your pants. Okay Yeah, all right Mark brown is a can-to horoscopes in video games. He tells you something big that makes you feel good when it's all just nothing He doesn't want a can-to horoscope so No, no, but I agree Yeah Uh Lord tonald of the loak and blessed pipeman cross. Um, I don't know. Have they ever crossed? I don't think they have yet. Maybe one day Maybe I don't know if tonald could understand the pipeman's um power levels if you will They operate on two different dimensions You know we at eFab we like to traverse all dimensions, but I don't want to force anybody to have to go to ones. They're not comfortable with you Wait, wrong way. Fuck mirrorlands confuse me I think that they're almost that's part of it. You know, that's kind of the yeah, that's the trick, right? Paske tricks Uh, after seeing this mark brown video, I can't help but want to give him money on his patreon probably for the highest donation to you No Oh Stop protect your wallet I I'm almost curious to go to his patreon and see just a little curiosity, but I know what I'm gonna be sad I know I'm gonna have you're gonna be sad. You're gonna be really really sad. Don't do it I kind of do want him to do it. Just see his reaction though. It'd be funny You know, like I is our enjoyment worth turning around I told you not to turn it around Okay, I'm gonna do it just give me a second. I'll tell you Don't just turn around or I would change on going through cars. That's pretty cool I approve of that experience I love games Okay Let's see. Okay. I've loaded the page. I closed my eyes Where can I see his total amount made? Ah, you fucking piece of shit Well Surely you could understand after seeing the video that That requires a lot of support I could literally solve all of my life's problems in one month If I was this vapid Holy shit Say that like you couldn't possibly Like like there wouldn't be any trouble and you created something as glorious as what he created I I'm just gonna quit Is it the brown broke me It was just a stack of brown bricks and that was the one that broke the camel's back A key factor in propaganda is repetition regardless of there being any actual substance in an argument Mark Brown is the literal embodiment of this. Wow Propag he makes propaganda for Game mechanics The concept of learning you don't actually learn you just think you do and value it Mischievous mark brown's video was like an endless circle of hell. Why more the why we learned a lot You got to talk about all kinds of subjects. It was great Being anti that is being we learned that we learned that movement I mean Kind of summed it up. You missed out on one part being um Please check out my patreon shit Sicker you got it Movement man's oldest foe Can we discover the truth I'm upset you guys didn't pay attention to the names in the credits of tonals video bad mutually. Hey, we showed it We showed it Did tonal was his editor. It was wonderful Uh gunflex. I own a 1911 from 1917. Oh Wow, it's very oldy Would that be like uh, the name tonald anyway, huh? Where did you guys come up with the name tonald anyway? Um I that sort of information is that's you're gonna have to go back to if you have like 10 or whatever it is It's fine I don't care that much so much we need to me. There you go. So I'll tweet at at chase the origin of tonal Cream it at him. Thank you Cream into the void Um, but yeah, you know if you have one from 1917. Is that like worth a lot rags or is that it doesn't matter That will probably be worth a lot just because it's super old Is it like uh, can you tell if it went into service anywhere? Then it will probably be Worth a bit more as a collector's item. Yeah, especially that first iteration before they fixed some like um Minor issues with the gun like if you have that first iteration, I'm sure that's worth like a lot um I'm assuming you could tell does it like have stamped on it like when it was made and stuff Yeah, they don't have dates and all that stuff all guns have Uh Dates on them serial numbers Uh, where it was manufactured if it's imported it'll have import marks as well Nido The 1911 it is illegal to uh deface serial numbers as well You cannot do that. That's illegal Michael foreigner said they were wondering what tone was short for Yeah, it goes by toned look the joke is tone isn't a real name. Let's be short for something. Maybe tonald Oh, yeah, just I thought that was I thought those were adding to each other I think it will it's short for toady. It's just you don't expect so it is shortened. Tony seems short enough Well, because Tony is a contraction of anthony, right? I guess uh, he just wanted it shorter Two syllables is too many I'm fine with two you can have two right Pringy, you can have two syllables I well, I mean, of course, I would say I have two syllables Yeah, I agree. That's what I said Yeah, but let's say if I would disagree No, the value of my syllables is great. I'm I'm I'm just expressing you're an example Why would I what I think you'd be against that your name is free? See rags has got one so if I said it's rags you'd be like you might even disagree. How am I supposed to know? Unless I say rag is I love my one syllable name Mine mine is if you call me More More Like when you watch the videos you go I want more wait, what about mule? That's one mule Mubishly is uh, you know, it's a little too long, I guess fortunately contract mubishly into me Uh Noise Oh, dear you the 1911 stays in production because of reliability 100 years of guaranteed firing I just bought another one last month never had a jam Hey You know what else is reliable a bunch of other guns Name one Darn, you're right. You got me. Yeah It's all over fraud I'd say third place I'm upset. Oh wait. Uh, yo, yo, what's cracking my hate mongers just finished 127 and found this gonna listen while I play skyrim Sorry rags What You must really hate skyrim to the point where anyone plays. I don't hate it. I just think it's really overrated But you hate it because it's a Just admit your hatred rags first step I don't hate it. Let's be honest for once. Yeah I'm always honest. I use honesty loads of guns are reliable every four My honesty is what gets me in fucking trouble True Um, that uh the one about the 1970 1911 said also a springfield m109 from 1909 gunflex over high rags Hello With a springfield m109's reliable rags Uh, probably if it was adopted it was at least uh, it was decently reliable. Yeah, generally if the military accepts something it's Generally a a decent level of quality generally Exceptions exist, of course, but yeah, probably it's just like I don't know much about it It's the m1909 What about it? Oh, is that the one he was? Yeah, yeah from 1909 Uh, the spring field because the only one I know was the benign mercy. Um I gotta look that up springfield m1909 Are you spring you mean the springfield 1903? It says springfield m109 from 1909. Oh m109. Let me I am not familiar with that. It keeps trying to It keeps bringing me back to m1903 And the m1909 was the the name or see the hotchkiss So I don't know what yeah, I don't know. Yeah um, every time I see tonal book Uh, I throw everything in my kitchen away while screaming you'll never be a real cook at myself Don't compare yourself to such excellence. He needs to do something that's more approachable Um, he's too good. You should just yeah do some basics Yeah, do basics for gamers something like that gamer inspired food that people can actually make He's like purchase a frozen pizza on another level I got the frozen pizza now. What is it put it in the oven? Oh my god, what's that? Oh my god. I'm so No, we have to explain to take it out of the box and the wrap They just put it all in they're like I don't understand my house explain it to me like I like mark brown Oh Why would you want to know? Um, your critique's a gay. Hi rags Hey If that movie's cornetto trilogy Uh What are those? That's the hot fuzz world's end. Oh Don't know. I don't know if that would work. Maybe Or you spend most of it trying to just commentate about what we think is really good about them, I guess Good work Oh Uh timing tests your timing spider-man You know I'm going to test your timings spider-man You dastard Oh, I want tonals food to become my lawfully wedded wife. I mean I'd be able to get away with it in certain states. I'm not gonna promise anything though His answer for a man Have mike burn fire on Do not know who that is Sixth street fighter reference. Love you, Tony. I mean that's redundant. We all love him Druckmann wrote last of us to explore how far he'd go for his own daughter. I wonder what she'd do Wonder what she did if she now says Joel should have let Ellie die Wonder what she did if he now says Joel should have let let oh, I see what you're saying like He grew up and he hates her so now he wishes she died Something like that is seeping into the other game. It's like, oh Oh, no, it's like too real Best game in 2020. My favorite was tonald hawks Locus skater one and two billion. Oh, no, I totaled hawk It sounds pretty cool Just chase down a bunch of little clown boys on the skateboard Pop off their heads Their blood slicks the wheels and you go faster Because it's about momentum You learn about mechanics while playing this the more blood the less friction which means more momentum Any plans on a Chernobyl praise that series is easily one of the best pieces of media I've ever seen also high rags Hello I love Chernobyl I thought it was really good But I feel like I'm probably not the person to make that video because I don't have a lot of insight or passion for the real life event and I feel like it'd be cool to See how well they did with portraying it and then obviously talk about the storytelling as well um Yeah, this probably videos out there already talking about how good that show is That's good Probably. Yeah, but I really love Chernobyl. I think it's a great show Uh Wash your flower power in the shower, but wash your winky dingus in the sinkus Sound advice. Yeah Nice to live by I think I'm gonna head out. I got some last-minute stuff to do for the end of the night. So thank you for having me Why is that a why does it have to be done before the end of the night? What is it? It's very important. It's dark Because they're coming for me I have to be ready You don't realize I am actually also going to go because mark is my butt, buddy We're actually gonna go have sex. That's why it needs to be done for the other night We're gonna see who can cat boy meow moan the loudest and hardest So it's like the game penis You could say that but it's like really gay That's the game for those of you don't know penis is a great game It's where two people go out really anywhere. It could take place in any place one of the incredible joys of penis And essentially there are two people And you take turns alternating saying the word penis Over and over and over but each one has to be louder than the last person who said it In the winner is the person who's willing to say penis the loudest Thank you regs. Thank you. Um, social terrorism Social terrorism You're a terrorist Harassing the good americans of this fair land. Do you guys want to talk about your shornals before you go? Oh, yes, don't wait Fuck I don't know I I do little okay, I do gaming videos sometimes they make you laugh they make you giggle Okay, goodbye It's mark. It's mark after dark. Uh, that's about it. I made fun of donkey ones. I guess that's the thing It's like my only claim to put didn't you know that he was it was just jokes He was just being oh, that's right. I was just joking though I was criticizing a video that was pure satire of himself And he wasn't you were just joking, right? But it was and he's willing to defend it Even it was a joke All right, and we put him to sleep live on stream Yeah, that's an achievement Yeah, well, I'm glad he had good sweet dreams. That's that's an achievement All right, that's me Fuck out mark. Get out. I'm sorry. I'll go dad. I'll go bye and um I I go on on them youtube parts as I'm known as chase face and If sometimes I like to do a video game and anime reviews My voice is sounding weird now because if people missed it in the intro My mixer broke and I'm waiting for a new one. So in the meantime, I just have the shitty backup You sound like compression Uh, yeah, I guess I sound fine. I just don't sound as Like I normally like to sound more balanced and everything. Anyway, thanks for having me. I was kind of told if he didn't say anything It's because you're dumb. Thanks for having me everyone I love all of you and I hope that you have a good night and thank you chat, but also fuck you chat and uh Yeah, I mean really what more do you need to say than that? That's right. All right Um, all right, you could check the both out links in the description He's eager to zoom out of here. Yeah, these guys These guys are cramp in my style or whatever that means chase has quite the style Uh, yeah, there's a certain yeah Mount jew is ben Shapiro's favorite drink. What's yours? I mean like mountain jew? Yeah Did they only play on world? I've unlocked the parade card. No one likes the parade card Yeah, I don't even know about it and it Seems just a bit too celebratory for me, you know, yeah Um, that's for my favorite drink. You know, I'm a big fan of water Pretty cool And if you get used to it and really enjoy it, you also have the added bonus that is good for you But again used to something else But then You know, what are you guys's favorite drinks and how do you categorize it? Is it the one that you want the most typically or is it the one that you just like to have the most but in moderation? Hmm. I drinks I I really like milk Uh, I like, uh unsweetened tea. It's pretty nice. I enjoy Like a really good smoothie like a strawberry Um milkshake those are really good. I enjoy those Um, I like monster energy drinks those taste those are tasty to me I know that the taste of energy drinks is a divisive subject Yeah, uh, yeah All right after me. I don't know. Um, coke Coke is good. I enjoy coca-cola I like coke. Yeah, do you what how do you feel about pepsi? Ah pepsi is all right, but I prefer coke I feel like coke's got a bit of a stronger taste I don't like how pepsi is just sort of what soda is like not soda Like pepsi is just what cola like sort of almost like default standard cola is which is funny The coca-cola, which is the you know, so the the I don't know the hallmark cola to taste different to the rest of them Yeah I don't know. I just like it I just don't really have any feelings on I'm chill with it. Um metal no chase stop it children are watching I don't know what that's a reference to something happened Oh man. I liked one division. Anyway Maki was best rat J sex Moriarty greater than chase rag best boy gay Oh sweet. Yeah, there's stuff in there that we agree with I think yeah I like that wasn't an adventure Now you guys should check out Jacob Geller's Dark Souls 3 is thinking of ending things is a pretty bad video He compares the vibes of Dark Souls 3 to the story of I'm thinking of ending things. Holy shit Dark Souls isn't boring though Yeah I'm thinking of any things was we I think we almost gave up on it Um, we were all thinking about it the problem is one of us individually It was like it's it really happens, but like a story where Um, I'm just waiting for it to be over because I get it already. There's nothing else to um, absolve for me Um, unlike watching uh reviews of it of any kind. It's just like yep Uh, I have more interest in how someone executes a text over a over it subtext. I think that's what's harder Um, I'm I'm more appreciative of it if I can already see where you're going and the text is just a muddled mess because Mundled that's a word No, I'm by it muddled Mundled It's so weird. No, it's like like muddled with the gloves off. It just feels yeah It feels like even more like like it's it's radioactive and it's all muddled up Um Yeah, I don't know certainly not you know when you do that thing We are like it's not for me that film was not for me Yeah, I hated it. It was miserable. It was a miserable miserable movie to watch Um Who's better Katara or Azula looking Katara Azula's barely a character. I'm sorry. She goes nuts at the end all right It was um, the most I learned about it was in the beach episode cocking, I know Uh, Katara on the other hand is all fledged A person I'd like to hang out with in real life as long as she's not trying to kill me Upsides of the holocaust forward by boogie to 1988 Oh He's destroyed his career. Do you remember what he used to get like Everybody thought he was like the best person on the internet. Yeah, that's a great guy It did so much for people you guys might have forgotten But people used to say like he was the mr. Rogers of the internet. He's super friendly Yeah, man, everyone will get along with him. He's super kind super honest You know, you just wanted the best for everybody That fucking image is gone crazy And like he used to whatever he weighed on a subject. It would be like, oh, here we go He's gonna maybe give a rational some people would think like he's gonna give the fair take because he's unbiased That's who he is. He's the fence. I mean, he's the reasonable person in the middle because if there's one thing I love it's when people think that they're in the middle You're not in the middle. There is no such thing as the middle Well, I don't think I mean this specific middle like in general Well, no, what I would say is it's just like there is no such thing as middle on uh on any sort of topic at all I don't think there's always something that leans a little bit more one way or another and of course middle relative to what? You know, but I mean as for boogie, I'm like I always find it interesting because like boogie's video again takes for always pretty shit Like he never really had anything particularly worthwhile to say about um about video games Yeah, I guess that might be worse because like mark brown is the one who is like the non-hack video game reviewer or something but Yeah, not to understate the cuts, but boogie seems to uh sort of Best represent death by a thousand cuts Uh, yeah, I think so because now he's reached a point where it's just you know, everybody realize he's a piece of shit critical now Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's do any singular instances. I'd say of um I think the uh that that nazi's and rapist things really are Yeah, I don't think it did him any favors. I like that out of context though. It's like the whole nazi rapist thing. That's I promise not knowing context is better. Yeah. Yeah um The uh, do you remember the fucking video where he's like in some Hotel room and he just starts humping a pillow and he says one bed for me one for my hooker What the fuck's happening It's um I don't know who it was but somebody's uh like donation message on a stream was that um and the whole A lot of money for a person of color quote that probably didn't no Oh That's a lot of money for a person of color or is it not I don't know just that he immediately realizes That instant just play it straight like it's a fucking offensive joke. Yeah Yeah, like that's but then he's like oh, but actually there's way too edgy for me. I'm I'm holding a gun. That's a usb Man, I get so happy when I'm editing this video and I find the clip just that I've been looking for for ages Just it out of like randomly. Uh, it makes me so happy Oh, I guess like uh gameplay clip you need to know Yeah, so there's a part I And there's a section in the crash video where I'm talking about how I think the other playable characters aren't very good Well, not uh, not bad. Just not not as good as crash And um, I had a point where I'm like torn his whip like sometimes it just goes straight through objects And I was like I cannot find this fucking clip, but I know I saw it happen Um, and as I was just looking for other footage to put in the video I found it just that was very lucky that I found this um when I was um Playing the doxels like playthroughs for the video just time stamping like everything just every instance of Oh, look over there a bad thing It's like well time stamp that that helped immeasurably when it got to the editing part I even had the chat people, uh I'm stamping shit Because some of you couldn't even do yourself if you're battling because you know pause not loud in doxels games Oh, you're you can't pause. No Oh not annoying at all Like in all of them or just that one None of the doxels games and not um Bloodborne it's Sekiro. Can you pause in that? Do you know bring it? What's that sorry? Can you pause in Sekiro? Uh, I don't think so. No, there you go all of them The idea is because um Technically you're always online so people can invade you which is another mechanic that's fucking ass and uh If you can pause that doesn't work because someone else is active in the game or whatever, so I don't know. There's a lot of people argue that it helps with the atmosphere. I don't know Sometimes life just sort of you know asks you to do stuff. Yeah Oh, some people think you can pause Sekiro Yeah, there's a lot of them. Okay. Okay. And apparently you can in Sekiro Uh Okami has a long tedious intro also loves monster hunter world a game of the fucking 30 minute intro chase phase 2021 oof Not even here to defend his honor. We can only imagine how he might snap back at that Unless he you'd think he would have picked on all that usually uh has his eyes on chat Um, sorry. I what's that for me? Uh chase All right. Okay. Final Fantasy 7 is kind of booty I don't know much of anything about final fantasy. I've played it Player kusa 7 is the best jrpg of all of them Oh The best one Quite the athlete Uh fringy, if you don't mind mm mmo r mmo s ff 14 Has a free trial that includes the entire base game and the first I'm not playing that game. Sorry I'm not playing final fantasy 14 online. If that's what you're suggesting If they're the same ignore chase about it Oh, okay. I've heard good things about it, but I don't want to yeah No interest And fringy, I would suggest the bravely default series the first game and its sequel are on the 3ds and the second game is on the switch Uh, oh, yeah. Yeah, that just came out, right? I think so anyway So when it's super mario bros movie on efat movies, it'll be an eventually thing Really don't know on that one Final Fantasy 6 is best 9's okay. If you're a fury Name two different games that you think are overrated one that's actually bad and the other that is still pretty good Well, so I think two games that you think are okay No, no, um One that is actually bad that's overrated and one that's still pretty good, but overrated um I think that the last of us is good. It's just overrated. Let's fuck. It's overrated. Definitely And then one that's bad and overrated probably bio-shock infinite. That's like the perfect example Yeah, i'm kind of going towards that. Um It might uh, yeah Like the story just doesn't work the gameplay is very tedious It's functional, but it's tedious, but there are issues with like dying and respawning and Bullet spongy enemies and poorly implemented upgrade systems. Yeah things of that nature I can handyman and nowhere near as interesting to fight as uh big daddies everyone they can just like I have really bad memories of them. They annoyed the hell out of me Yeah, patriots were a bit better I think I can't remember Better that we don't Funny how both came out in 2013. Yeah, that was kind of just the perfect time for them to come out Like I said, I think people were super insecure about just video games as a medium in general Uh, will there be a one division e-fap adam and sitch again? I don't know that they've seen one division, but uh, yeah next week I think we're gonna try and do a one division one. So I gotta rewatch that show by then that's gonna be fun and not sad Yeah, just watching it crumble Well, I'm watching it to get references like I know it's like it's like a corpse now And I'm like well time to find out how it died Does that's the job? Yeah, probe around Warps of what could have been a good show Uh speaking of e-fap movies. Have you considered watching the newest dc animated movies? There's an order to them that makes up the versions universe Um I don't know that we'll be watching that for like e-fap movies or anything I've seen a couple people suggest it The thing about the dcu that's interesting is it like directly contrast with the mcu and then it's just um Sort of mainstream superhero stuff, which is something of a mainstay for e-fap like One of the first things we did was covering like black panther related stuff and it was like yay mcu Um, and we'll continue to shit on new mcu properties as well one division being just the next one So it'll be interesting to see like on record e-faps I'm pretty sure they've only been negative mcu ones like have we done a positive mcu e-fap? Uh, I'm not sure we know I don't think uh, I don't think so We've mentioned them Yeah, we've talked about them But I don't think we've ever done a full e-fap like with the subject being that this film is positive and it's From the mcu. Maybe someone can remind me. I remember that uh, we did in finity war That was before e-fap even started. Um, I think it was You and metal and then I jumped in like where we're just talking about civil war. I think we're mostly positive in that one Was that e-fap? No, it wasn't that was I'm saying probably positive about infinity. Well, yeah, I just don't think we had an episode for infinity war. Um But you know Why is wonder vision a corpse? I thought the finale was pretty good. Oh No, the finale was horrific wait till next week We will give you all of the reasoning why the last episode was a disaster that ruined a lot of things Wonder isn't a lot trouble As a character it was everything Yeah, she's a lot of a lot of trouble as a character legally morally Well, I mean there is legally but that we've just we kind of just forgot about the sycobia records That too, don't worry about it I love how like She's not held accountable She just gets to yeah, she just gets to leave imagine you were invested in the mcu To the degree I guess the we are in terms of like the good stuff in it and they're like, oh man They're like you're gonna make civil war two. You're like what it's like captain marvel civil war two and you're like, okay, okay Okay Um, then it's like uh, and you have free reign to make about whatever you want. Like I guess that's that's awesome I could still do something here And then like the first thing you find out is like the other properties be at the tv shows and movies Don't give a fuck and just like How do I what do I do Like they're all telling their own stories and you know, like what am I so is the sycobia called still a thing and they could be like Yeah, sometimes sometimes, yeah Remember Haywood's a prick. Well, he wasn't up until we just had him shoot children I don't even know that he's gonna be is he gonna be back or is he just gone now because he's like he was just I imagine he's gone forever. He was just there as a prop So lame when she was like you're going to prison and then he's like Joe and then the next we see him. He's getting taken away in cuffs. I was like, this is such a cartoon Yeah lame That's it is. Yeah next week. We'll probably do that One thing I noticed about rewatching Aquaman was the mirror fight scene. It's like bootleg and over edited version of Kingsman Yeah, um, I saw we didn't Talk about but I wanted to mention it, uh the The I don't know how to put it like the how frenetic the action is but the way that they do it by Where the cuts land by zooming into a Or the person moving up to the camera lens so that it covers the whole thing and then you know that sort of thing Very reminiscent of Kingsman Um, but more I guess hilarious in Aquaman the random explosions did not disappoint. That was so fun. No, that's hilarious We tried to recant the plot in that movie. It's so fucking insane Aquaman. Yeah, like they have to go to the place to Do thing that they go to other place and do thing that they go to other place and do thing that we win You're like, all right. It's an and then plot. Oh totally. Well, they all are in the dc universe Kind of yeah, I feel like it's more disjointed than some of the others though Like even Wonder Woman 84 you like you kind of know why they're going around doing this stuff Yeah, well, yeah, I guess so yeah, you know why like it's totally nonsense But you know why they're going where they're going We're going to Cairo to see max lord like all right the way they get there is insanity though The biggest flaw with Wanda vision is they try to mimic classic shows This is a great idea, but unfortunately the episodes aren't good in terms of being classic tv shows Which is just so you're wrong that is not the biggest flaw with Wanda vision That's like the only part it's good. Kind of good. Yeah, I agree. I the first couple episodes are really kind of great Dude, the show is awful when it stops being the sitcom world and when they Yeah, when it got into the real world bullshit where nothing nothing made sense in the when things made more sense in the fantasy world You got a problem And when the references were really shallow and just thought provoking like on the radio You hear someone say Wanda needs a like what have you done? What's happening that alone is more interesting to me than everything we see in the real world Absolutely. We were so curious to see what is it? Who are you contacting? Why does Wanda know what does Wanda know what is Oh, man, is there any reason why she doesn't even recognize it? Why does she not know that she created this made up world randomly forget that it's fake? She seems to because there are parts where she references that she knows that this is made up In that last episode she says that she expanded the borders of the false world. It's like oh, so you're aware that it exists Oh, yeah, she and also out of it. I left it in the 80s. Yeah, you left it in the 80s sitcom world And then specifically tell them hey piss off you outside of people. So she knows Yeah, it's such a shame as well because you have to treat her as an absolute child for it and not realize what she's doing You know, yeah Unlike why we thought she would absolutely be the villain. How could you not be the villain after all of this? Yeah, this is very bad what you've done Um, imagine imagine how traumatized some of those townspeople are now Just like having their autonomy stripped away from them. I'm literally saying just let us die Yeah, I don't know why the show went with that because that just adds to it It just makes the look way worse. Yeah, but she doesn't go to jail She gets to fuck around in some nice cabin out in the forest To then go to the multiverse to steal her fake kids from someone else like some alternate version real alternate reality version of herself They used to be as funny as classic tv shows they went though They were in name giving most of the episodes a little to no rewatch ability And to be honest with you when I rewatch the the magic episode that's probably gonna be what I conclude is the best one That one was fun Yeah, and I wish the problem I had with the show was that their storylines for their fantasy world weren't that interesting That that would be a nice problem to have compared to what we actually have to deal with Because like episode one storyline is oh, no the boss is coming for dinner and we're not prepared. It's like a classic Yeah, and the the big thing about it is that we have all this additional context and so we're just waiting for like The other shooter drop and then they have that moment where the guy's choking And you're kind of just staring because you're like what does this mean? What does this mean? Probably the peak of the show means nothing. Yeah Yeah It was aggathor all along. What the fuck does that even mean? I don't know. She didn't do anything She sucks as a villain Um, who's the worst character hayward or moniker? Well, the problem is hayward is a prop He's a prop that the story uses to justify the protagonist Even though hayward has a lot of accurate points to make about everything. She did take a town hostage I mean, like of course, he should be concerned, but then it turns out that's not the case. He's like, oh, I'm gonna make an evil vision So an evil vision flat that like Questions how easy it is to defeat his target like what's that about? Yeah, moniker is just I believe in good. I will do good moniker is captain marvel. Basically just good Yeah um normally vision grabs his skull and starts cracking it and then says, huh, I thought this would be harder or whatever It's like what why what? Well, shouldn't it be instant? How is it even why isn't he using his laser? If he's honestly controlled by hayward, shouldn't hayward have a protocol in there to be like kill her as fast as possible as quick as possible And the funny thing about it is I wouldn't blame him like if someone was like, wow, you can't just kill her like that I'd be like, I mean, she's like Captured all of these people and she's refusing to let them go. So It's incredibly dangerous and she could at any point expand this borderline to take all of us in controls It's just like, I don't know. She's really dangerous. Yeah That's why it's frustrating that they're like hayward is a villain. It's like dude fundamentally. He's got a really good point But then they were like, she's done. Oh god. What if he isn't villainous enough? Let's have him shoot children Let's have him shoot the kids. Yeah And then let's have monica who doesn't know that she's bulletproof jump in front of them and tank those bullets Also for people saying the kids weren't real That's a problem for other parts of this storyline, but that doesn't make him shooting them any less fucking strange Yeah, of course, it's why did he even do that? No idea I mean if someone was like, well, they could stop him with their superpower. It's like a warder is right over there So I get to know why he would go for them first, whatever and then they Like they they pull the iron giant thing retries to run away and then he gets stopped before he can get anywhere Except iron giant's a good movie and a good story You see annoying voice lady was like, I'm gonna park really far away and just Well on drive as soon as I realize he's going to randomly decide it is insanely convenient that she was there just in time One division is really bad guys. Like it's actually pretty if we had if I had to get ranked against like films It would be a bad film Well, yeah, the last two episodes like well Is the last episode special kind of bad film Well, I was just gonna say the last episode is probably the worst of the season Um, so if you remove it does the score like go up or just like what I mean Not complete without it. I don't know Well, I the story doesn't function without episode. Well the story doesn't function anyway, but it doesn't Function as the show believes that it does without that episode Um, but I mean if if I were to rank it against like the MCU films, it would be pretty low Yeah, honestly, it'd be like, um, it would be in the iron man three sort of territory I think I'm really tired of seeing my protagonists do horrible things and for the The content to be unaware of it like at least when I am yeah, I don't I don't understand this Like the dceu is fraught with it, but there's just total lack of moral understanding and insight The thing is like marvel for a while was pretty good at not doing that But it's starting to get a lot worse now. I've noticed that absolutely Cheering when she kills her friends um Yeah, fucking. Yeah, god damn and now and yeah, then we got this So it's like what's going to be next in black? Well in like, uh Well, what movies are coming up? Fuck On par with captain marvel. No captain. Well captain marvel very broken Yeah But so is wonder vision And wonder vision destroys things which came before Captain marvel doesn't because it's in isolation Um because like wonder vision it makes a couple lines make not sense in later films Oh, that's yeah, there is that but I guess there's some of it, but it's not like yeah, it's not Ruination, it's just we're gonna try we're gonna recontextualize Avengers to be because of her and we're gonna have a thing that nick said Later be not true about why yeah So it kind of being the reason it makes a couple of things lame, but it's like what's happened here Well, wonder has been damaged as a character Um and vision's death has been sapped of any meaning or value um And yeah Where have the where have the avengers been this entire fucking time? Oh, well, they're busy captain marvel is busy in space. There are other planets Um, so I shouldn't even be around on it. Yeah. Well, dr. Strange, but I have a very good reason for not gotten involved in any of that at any time Well, I mean is this taking place at the same time as uh far from home, right? I think around that time so Maybe he's just unavailable like they said I feel like you could make room for something like this I would I would say it's catastrophic when you help desperately sort of thing Oh, yeah, especially when it gets bigger when it expands and it swallows even more stuff up At what point are you like, okay, this is a I would tell him. Yeah When an avenger was like The cause of it all. Yeah It bothers me. They don't take it more seriously quicker in the in the show Very loose Also, um, I'll be right back. I need these Jojo doesn't have characters and the plot is a joke Chat, what do you think of that opinion? You hate it or do you agree with it? Let's see Throwing an opinion to chat to tear to shreds I need a compilation of Moriarty and Jay Longburn's laughs as there's the most infectious ones don't need much more than their wholesome chuckles Yeah, I could uh could carry you through the worst part of life. I'd say Oh man, lots of people are saying that that criticism of jojo is is on point Oof. Oh boy Some people say it's wrong though a healthy Discussion can now begin in chat. Mola be like, why are we still here just to suffer pretty much with a lot of videos we cover Um, by the time you read this my puppy will likely be sexually mature and she would love to carry rags sans-paparinos to term Right I think I would just rely on rags to do some kind of response to that. I'll have to To imagine what he might have said I'm sure he's thankful in some way Use your imagination guys. Yeah beautiful Uh, watch capital those devs devs videos. I've seen um the first one. I plan to watch more of them This devs was awful. We're out of the movie. We could just watch them. Fuck devs I just want to Just want to share this about mgs3 kojima wanted the sniper boss fight to take irl time two weeks to beat the guy is insane Oh, it's like on the bun Which is worse the original bvs or chris stuckman's version of bv um I can't remember because like the dialogue is really badly written But I can't remember if he tried to change the the the conflict between them in that scene didn't didn't he try to do that Wait, what's that? Sorry. They're asking what's better bvs or bvs with stuckman's injection Um, oh the I would say that stuckman's injection is makes it worse I can't remember if it made it worse. I know that the dialogue itself was really poorly written I just can't remember the dialogue was I don't I don't remember adding anything particularly valuable Um, and it still doesn't fix the fact that it doesn't fix the fact that the battle itself really shouldn't have happened Oh, that's a odd snap next. Yeah, I I know I'm just I I can remember if He tried to flash out like the reasoning behind them hating each other or whatever It's probably pretty bad Uh, suda the painting elephant is an elephant who paints there's a video on youtube. It's a it paints an elephant That sounds oh boy Long man destroys art efab discussing art. I know right there's just so much to destroy. I can't get to all of it That's why I need you guys's help not only the cast but the audience too everyone should destroy some art themselves Uh, can a robot write a symphony? Can you I robot 2004? That's a quote from it. Yeah What if it did like There's a website called waifu labs that creates original waifus from an ai now that is art Well, I'm assuming from how it was categorized today that that wouldn't count right or would it I don't know Procedurally generated could it then count as a form of expression from the well somebody had to create that procedural generation, right? So Yeah, I think that's how it would be categorized. I don't know other thing. I'm not attached to the weird art I really don't give a fuck about it because I hate it game pulled around left right and center by everybody I rather using other words so that we can be more specific Yeah, like when someone's like this doesn't count as art. I'm just like whatever Say what you mean like you don't want it to be considered Something that was expressed by another person. You don't want it to be considered a work of skill Like just say what you actually want to say Yeah Uh, if you believe in a creator deity everything is art Uh, all right. Well, we don't so yeah, we gotta do other stuff. We gotta find a different. Yeah I remember when I was watching bvs in the theater and it was a packed house By the end of the film only one guy clapped with genuine glee. It was the funniest shit I've ever seen One guy claps. Why would you clap at the end? It's so fucking dour Yeah The miserable experience the whole way I guess because the soil raises up, but it's like, oh my god bad Let's go come back. I'll be super bad Superman's gonna come back. Yeah. I'm so good Hey, Moeller and high rags. Where do you guys rank the Incredibles in your list of top superhero movies? It's fucking high For me, it's quite high here. Incredibles is excellent Do you see that they try to do an Incredibles thing at the end of the last episode of Wanda vision or near the end Wait, did they I got big vibes from Incredibles when um, like the camera is um Sort of closing in on them and they're a team of four as a family and then they will play to fight I was like, oh my god, that's not Not even remotely is good. Well, nowhere near as meaningful because I'm still like wait aren't those things not real I don't understand. Yeah Meanwhile, the two kids have been they've been trying to protect them this whole time and the kids end up saving them Now they're gonna fight as a family. It's just like, oh So much better Who just felt powers, you know somehow Uh for your information your virtual reality discussion is the plot of an early 80s film called brainstorm natalie wood's last film Fair enough Uh question to you all which dc character is your favorite minus john constantine Uh, like just dc comics. Uh in general minds batman. I mean mine's probably gonna be batman. Yeah Pretty damn awesome Uh, but constantine's a good shout Incredibles two is disappointing. Yes, it was. Yes, it was How would you put dark side in a story? Would you change his name and just ignore adaptation arguments? No, I guess I would keep it the same Um, I think people will be able to deal with it. I just you don't have to call it what it is, right edgy shinisms I like you spelt it the normal way too. Also his goal is to strip free will from the universe Oh He sounds so evil um Yeah, I don't know, uh I'm not as invested in Uh the dc universe. I suppose fringy would be the one to ask if anybody as to how to adapt well I guess faithfully while also probably changing some stuff up but of course if I was given the reins to Um a dark side adaptation or at least an adaptation that involved dark side. I would read up on all the The comics he appeared in probably talk to people about what they might expect But um, whether or not I commit to calling him dark side and whether or not I commit to his motivation being to take free will from people I don't know Don't know if I want to commit to that Hi rags Hi Uh EFAP is stale as fuck same thing every week Bitch about other people's work have some fun instead of bitching about stupid people all the time You sound like women bitching about work. Where did the fun go? All right, I just abandoned you there for what was that? I love the idea. This can't be a real comment I'm assuming it's it could be a meme. I don't know But I just love the idea of complaining like EFAP used to be fun But now all you do is look at stupid people's videos and complain It's not like you know, like the proto EFAP was this before EFAP was EFAP It was this well the the best part dude is the the first person we covered is an absolute goober It's not even a video essay. It's just jar genesis talking about his fucking life Like we still cover bat woman. We still cover We still do the movies. We still read super chats We still have a good time like there was a bunch of laughing in here this this one Yeah, I this is a rowdy. Is this a joke comment? Um Who donates money to why again if it's if it's just a joke fair enough if it's for realsies Yeah, I do not know what component is missing now that was there to begin with except different hosts Yeah, I I'm baff if you mean that nirnesty I I am baffled not gonna lie. I'm baffled Maybe they were just so upset by us covering mark brown that they had to vent Like enough of this I'm gonna go ahead and harp that it was a joke I'm gonna hope so Don't people ever want to turn it into a maybe it is a copypasta then All right, you're three people. Is that is that what got it to be a copypasta? Oh, maybe somebody said it in chat and someone super chatted because someone said it in chat. I don't know. Oh, maybe. Yeah, I Who knows? I just like there are criticisms you could deliver, but if you tell me it's both of us covering stupid people I'd be like, um Yeah Hey, we covered a hoi today. So this is the worst timing to say that Yeah This one just says that's your opinion. Can we copypasta the second to last super chat? They're already doing it Yeah, oh boy EFAP is stale as fuck same thing. Yeah, someone else super chat it. Um, have you seen the same? Yeah, oh well it ends in your critique support. So Ah, there you go Have you seen the red light media commentary track on justice league? It's very entertaining I haven't but I have not but I should yeah, that sounds like well We if we ever have to rewatch it, we'll we will rewatch it with that To make a bearable father Where did you learn to critique long man on a farm? Well, I told zod snapped neck and guess what it's unresponsive Oh uninhabitable you might say Um, I think my favorite part of EFAP is how I can show up at the end of a video review Make a super chat take a nap and still not have heard my super chat don't bless Well, there it is Oh Whoa sorry, so I still follow boogie on twitter because it's funny. Um, and uh, He just he just tweeted. I feel like my tweets being fire today to which my first thought is oh boy Let me see what these tweets are Um ugly people like me. You don't want the pandemic to end so we can keep wearing masks Okay, man, all right, that's that's that's fire. That's fire. Um hilarious That's so fucking hilarious Um, I'm in stitches For oh wait. No, that's political I'll definitely dodge that one. Um Um Oh, man, don't you hate it when you wreck your sports car and bust up your hands So you go to hong kong so a wizard can fix them, but then you end up fighting a space demon with magic Oh, man, so you're just like describing dr. Strange. Is that a fire sweet? Oh, man Started playing persona five royale. Why the fuck is this game so long jesus? Oh, man Insightful There is a tweet from gabb which says our way of life must be preserved And there's a painting of a family standing around a barbecue each of them holding guns including the dog. Yeah Oh, fuck. Yeah And uh And the tweet is our way of life must be preserved and so boogie quotes We did it saying our way of life must be preserved and it is just a clip from family I with a bunch of fat people sitting down in peters house Oh That's uh I love this image just of a dog laying over a barbecue with a gun It's america right now, man. He's ready. Yeah, look at him Everyone knows don't rob that house You know the dog's got it done. Yeah, that's what beware of dog because he's a dog also he has a gun He also has a gun you snake up to pattern who's a good boy? He just whips it out Back up I did not consent Just did a run of doxels according to race rules while That's the race rule while listening to this efap loving the souls races. Hope to see ds3 soon also high rags Hi, yeah, we might do um did a whole bunch of blood-borne ones Because that was we were just fucking around and then we're like, let's do a doxels race Now will we do a doxels 3 race? Who knows the fringy would that one interest you? Which one sorry doxels 3 Uh, I'd be on board for that. I because I've actually played doxels 3 so I have a vague sense of where I need to go Yeah, I mean this probably the one I know at least well outside of maybe doxels 2 at this point, but um Probably I mean the fun part is just us all playing it and talking in it. That's the that's the core of it Tonal because they didn't know what name tone was There you go Thank you for the amazing content and keeping me entertained at work. No problem Rags have you heard about the gyro jet handgun? I have what's that? What does it do? It's a little handgun that shoots gyro instead of shooting the traditional Bullets they shoots little little tiny rockets that are self-propelled Uh, is that really expensive or they found a way to make that like Reasonable it is it is not it doesn't have really much of a purpose at all It's like bullets, but worse Oh, it was not a commercial success But when did it happen? It is very cool. This wasn't like I want to say like the 80s. Oh, all right Oh, uh, how big was this thing like was it a handgun? Oh Yeah, you shot little bullets that were when you ignited it. They sort of there has a little Accelerant in there and it kind of came out of the vent holes and it was a little accelerated a little mini rocket cool Like a worms weapon Most that was for space unfortunately normal guns work in space just fine There you go As far as I'm aware Do you have the e-fap has seen Ridley Scott's first film the duelists? It's my favorite film It's an impressive first outing for scott and probably his best film also favorite australian film um I've heard australian film mad max two Uh, gulipoli I think that is a count crocodile dundee The crocodile hunter Uh I don't know. Yeah those all of them I would I would actually quite recommend watching gulipoli. It's good That was male gibson, uh as well before he was super popular in america. I think that was a year or two before mad max You know weird Yeah And as for a duelist, I know of the movie. I've not seen it though It's the isn't it a movie just about some these two guys who like dueled over many decades over and over again It's the thing that happened iRL and it's a film about it. I think Molo, what is your setup for streams? I use voice meter potato to help with obs audio But there could always be improvements also high-ranked voice meter potato Hello um I use streamlabs obs I don't really know what else Yeah, streamlabs obs good stuff. It's a quite a complete package. There's not much else I need from it Uh than what it provides If anything about it's confusing search for a tutorial there will be one There's a whole industry on making tutorials for streamlabs obs so You'll find them Uh thoughts on the arcom games Last I played them. I really liked them Yeah, I like them Are you guys pro or anti scrub or scub the fuck is a scub? I don't I No idea. I guess I was waiting for an answer. I was like, I don't think they're gonna have one I threw if you couldn't know what a scub is Maybe uh, maybe chat knows what a scub is Rags try putting monster energy in chili. It's amazing I'm not a big chili fan Maybe you will be when you do this Oh, maybe You can pause in demon souls ps5 through photo mode, which deactivates if you get invaded I kind of work like this for the fact that that's a thing. Holy shit. Just add the fucking pause button guys It's absolutely inferior and like the idea is like, yeah, well, you're always online Someone could invade it's like, okay fine. If someone invades unpause it if you have to you absolute sadists So frustrating you're in like a boss fight and then someone needs to talk to you about something. You're just like, well Sorry, guess I'll lie. Yeah Uh, one of my command rags to play steam wield heist and mutant z year zero Yeah, steam wield heist is really cool. That's a nifty game. It's like a 2d axcom So like you play as a bunch of robots on the spaceship Like a steam punk aesthetic and then you run around in a 2d plane And like take cover and ricochet bullets off the walls to our hit enemies behind cover I think you're tall biscuit recommended that game because I remember he probably did Yeah, um, that might be why I have it because he recommended it. Yeah, it's good Really fun as well fun writing and characters Um and mutant years zero they're both turn based shooters which positioning of your characters is crucial. Yeah Basically, yeah, that's kind of I think it's on my wish list of a game. I need to try and check out Uh detached Hollywood writers don't understand morality. Wow weird I mean kind of Like something about it like it's it's it's a really common trend where they just get morality totally wrong because Like patty Jenkins with the whole the tweet where she's like, oh the rape was a reference. You're like, what is the what the Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about? Who we were talking about, you know, it's kind of like how messed up it is in like big It's like it's not even remotely the same situation. How could you possibly conclude? It's just it's the same like what the fuck is wrong with you Sounds like you're desperately grabbing for an excuse because and this is kind of the saddest timeline You didn't realize what you've done Yeah, that's it just and of course that makes you look like a really that looks really bad But you know, oh, how do you be a multi-millionaire writer? Oh, well, how does nobody pick that up? You know what I mean? Like did nobody notice the public seem to This is like what happened. Well, but then there were people who were like men can't get and this is just like God Fix your head Your head is broken Fringy scream nor as loud as you can Immute I guess he's going the opposite direction Uh I feel like current trajectory of media Especially superhero content have become instant gratification before morality. Also 2008 writers strike Um Well, like it feels like it's as bad as when the writers strike happened because Wouldn't necessarily disagree uh the The instant gratification thing I think that's pretty fair people panicked with just a couple of episodes of wander vision not having fights in it Like I can't handle this and it's like, oh Because it didn't have fights in it. Well, not necessarily. I'm kind of being a little bit unfair Maybe but like people saying it's too slow and too boring and I'm not getting any more like plot And I just picture if there were fights in it people wouldn't be saying that Probably like like we were we introduced this spooky witch earlier and in the end of episode one They have this big battle where she fires a purple blob at but wonder wonder falls over and then wonder fires a red blob at her And she falls over. That's very cool. Yeah the way that they shoot their blobs at each other That's very cool. I was on the edge of my seat wondering what the fuck's even happening. It was so cool I was wandering when it would get good Oh boy Watched stargate tv show the other day enjoyed seeing competent military and main characters with morals It's crazy isn't it seeing something like that Imagine a military like a high-ranking military man doing things that are competent Like it would be so cool if they made like anything where that happened It would be nice to see the people who should be the most competent Um GL commentary for tlj gimme GL commentary Oh, good luck Oh Why would it be good luck commentary for tlj gimme? I don't know Do they want us to do a tlj commentary? I don't know I don't know. I'm a little bit confused. I'm also a little bit scatterbrained or meltybrained george lucas Oh george lucas commentary for tlj. I fucking I would listen to that in a hoppy. I feel like it'll be really funny I would love to hear what he has to say on tlj um Hello, ask fringy the dark side question, please and rags. All right. We'll ask both of them right now. They're both here so Oh boy, if you were adapting Or had been given the task of adapting dark side Would you maintain his name and the motivation that he wants to take free will from everyone? No, that's dumb. I think I'd keep the name, but I probably would change his motives Yeah, like I would if I was going to keep a part of it. It would be his name But I don't like the name Well, the name is dumb, but like, you know, it's not a huge deal, right? Yeah, I think I would probably keep the name and uh, I would just like try and Hope that it's not too it's not too much of a big deal It's not too distracting and goofiness. Yeah, if someone was like, well, what's the problem with that? I was like, well, I think the average person might be like the villain's name is dark side What I'd be like, yeah, I know um, so maybe you could just Create a new villain and keep parts of but then you're gonna piss off all the comic fans at that point I don't care. Well, I mean, it's up to you. I don't know. It's really. Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't really care If my goal overall was to maintain as much immersion and enjoyment as as possible While also doing my standard sort of like narrative structure, then I would if I can avoid pissing off comic fans. I will Yeah might as well Um, yeah, I don't know That motivation is kind of funny to me. I don't know how you create a person who's like, I want to take away free will Like in what like you don't have free will to take away Ah, well people get I mean It'll be a meaningful difference if we were all forced to do whatever he wanted, I guess Oh, yeah, that's just slavery. I suppose that's different. Like if you want to enslave the Yeah, he just wants power and control which is like you can work with it, but it's boring. It's a bit boring Yeah, a bit boring, you know The thing is I would take that these days if it made sense still Well, what the fuck is someone was like, well lex luth is really interesting because that his motivation isn't just I'm an evil man It's like, yeah, but what is it? Yeah, his one's just bad Like interesting isn't the opposite of bad It's so fascinating. I look at comment sections that are pro bbs So many of them fucking jerk each other off about how incredible his motivation is and nobody's specific Everyone just talks about how like interesting lex is What does he want? nightmare, um Yeah, people want to really loud. No, fringy. I don't know Feel about that. It was a super chat asking Oh god, man, I don't know. No, sorry. No, I don't feel like it all right now uh What would you what motivation would you give the most powerful villain in the universe something personal? something personal to him something that would make um Him exercise his power in pursuit of some well-informed personal goal Also before crafting it on my end, I'd actually be like, what do you mean he's the most powerful? What does that entail? It'll help me figure out what kind of character he would have, you know And then you have to think of how he lives his life. What stuff does he want? What's out of his reach? You know, what is he willing to do to get whatever thing that he really needs or really desires? Maybe the heroes or All of you scream while slamming Sorry, what's up? Oh, I was just gonna say you can get an ASMR like No, there you go. There's your no All of you scream while slamming desk jacob's line I don't want to scream fuck that. I'm not gonna scream it. Why do people want it hurts to scream It hurts to scream. Yeah a little bit. It's definitely uncomfortable for the first few moments Yeah, if you want to classify this discomfort rather than pain, I don't mind that but yeah, it's not it's not a comfy thing to do Yeah Uh What's your bring me best i'm doing okay? You gotta say it's a little gruff you gotta say like yeah, you gotta slam a go. Would you bring me? Would you bring me? Do you see someone to make the artwork of him as a batwoman that was like I did I did see that. Yeah Again, uh, I did I was honest when I was tweeting out about the last episode we watched He was a way better batwoman than batwoman in that episode Absolutely. It was great. It was everything I wanted more and of course the show treats him like a villain It's not fair. Hashtag justice for jacob should I watch crocodile dundee or dances with wolves tonight? I think watching either of them is fine. I don't have a preference. What about you guys? I don't know. I don't Bring you what you're asking. I dance with wolves is probably better, but Wow, then what one sorry? danceable wolves or crocodile dundee um I don't think I've ever seen crocodile dundee. Wow, you shouldn't have admitted that live on television But he is your patron saint. He's I don't care. He died for your Damn dark side will make you care. He will. Yeah, he'll take my free will to make me care. Yeah Bring you scream like rags just surprised you in your greek love hole Wait, do you want me to? I'm sorry. I don't want to scream anything Well, I mean they wanted to scream specifically as though rags surprised you in your greek love hole Jesus christ One more time Wait, there it is for you scream like rags just surprised you in your greek love hole I don't know what that I don't I need better direction than that No, this is you as an actor you have to You got to work with what you're given and you have to blossom. You have to flourish You have to bring that scene to life You know, I like to think the was playing on screen right now is in relation to efap So it's like the director was yasuki yugi oyagi oyagi. Yeah business assistant directors What else we got here program director for efap was kenji yamamoto These are all the programmers Just got to appreciate all the people that put all the work into efap guys Pointless. Yeah, I'm gonna happen Um, because yeah, we are at the end of the super chance. I will collect stream labs ones and pop them in I am uh I am kaput as the german says Are you guys doing? I mean I'm like it's the middle of the day here, but like I'm I'm cool um To stop because I'm just be working on the crash videos some more I think I'm probably gonna go to sleep or eat something. I don't even know the options are endless Because I haven't had my free will taken from me Yeah, that's right. Dark side hasn't prevailed not that pesky dark side. Is that gonna be insider cut? Is he gonna be like the words that pesky dark side? It might be I need you to get the mother boxes to help me take free will for me Apparently charles bartenday voiced efap, huh? Wow, and diana mustard And in tailor. Wow. Cortana. That's pretty cool How come our names aren't in the special thanks before? Well, he's like japanese people Weird is that a problem? Yeah, I want to be special. Thanks Bill trinen gets a localization credit. I don't get nothing. What's that about? Why a modern efap so short you stop right there eight hours is not short And if it is we spoiled you yeah, he stopped um Yeah, I think I think that's that is just about just right right there Um, yeah, that sounds all right with me. Just thanks for playing. Thanks for watching all of you. We will catch you I think monday will be another gaming wednesday might be a blank one. I don't know what's happening there Maybe we'll do a skipjack hatch up. I don't know but uh Uh, but but uh, you know, I don't even know what's actually coming. What's happening just yet expect more efap stuff All right more on the way um, you guys take care have a good rest of the weekend and You know don't watch wander vision watch something else Watch something better That is the foreshadowing for the next episode Who because someone will be listening to this when they're listening to the the playlist They'll be like, what's the next episode? Oh, it's wonder vision. I'm gonna jump right in if yeah We're gonna drop some subtle clues Yeah Well, maybe not subtle but well if you listened to all of this you would have heard a lot of the criticisms already They will repeat See y'all next time Good night. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye Bye. Bye everybody Bye dr. Nick. Is he like dead in simpsons cannon he got crushed under us