 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How do you do James Rainey? Allergic weekend in the Northeast, so I'm doing well off of that How are you doing pop true and on ice great great? I had a great four days with my son where I was home ever worked from home We had a piece and vids a BJ a lot of playing time a lot of playing time with baby James But other than that not great I have to wear these glasses still have a rash all over my body We had to get skin taken out the two sets of stitches on my body. That stinks. It's gross the rash up there It's pretty foul a rash. Yeah a rash could be anyone. Let's kick it to the sports James you know I view the game a little differently and What's really important is what's happening off the field while we're on the field when it's off the field in the Dodgers They have four guys on paternity leave and one cub and you're saying okay. Why is that okay? He was a Dodger Cody Bellinger. I think there was a sex party that leads back to last all-star break Oh my goodness. How many are on the paternity leave now five Caleb Ferguson might be joining them in May So just a little late to the party, but it all dates back to the all-star weekend from last year Which I like in LA in LA The arrangements are probably strict when you're a baseball player all the sudden you hit that Obulation time at a different time of day because you're free. Everyone's pregnant. Good job by the Dodgers This is pretty cool. I'll use the all-star break week. Well This happens all the time in LA. I've been telling people you have you say that Hollywood's one big orgy Jim this almost a breakdown comes from our world and man. It's Devastating yes Jake it is and I want to watch it with you the opening game for hook line sinkers forgotten rotten hook lines one Out away from winning it and do they strike Trev out? No, he foul tipped it and it hit the bottom the leg not the zone to hit the zone He'd be out next up ball and play Kenobia. Oh No, oh look at that dejected face Just sad would have ended the game if he fields it clean and he does not field it Clean even sadder that he does get his hand on it at the end And then Roark comes up with two outs and he's in auto take mode And this is the real breakdown amongst the devastating breakdown. You've never seen someone in auto take mode in this It doesn't turn his head at all one. I think grazes his Elvis hair that one I don't want to catch us some hair and it should be a reminder Elvis hair is not a joke Dan Rourke watched the Elvis movie a bunch of times and then he modeled his hair and got a fake tan after Unbelievable I remember you and I in the bleachers cracking up at this and so he walks so now Trev the big bad man Great line from Moeylin in the booth here first time. We've seen a little bit of separation Yeah, it's more of a get the fuck away from me then I let's get together and Trev the whole game You the players are mic'd up. He's like don't let me hit again. Don't let me hit again. I found it I found it should have lost the game. He did lose the game. He should have lost the game. Canobio blew it first pitch from Drew Trev was all for five up until that point devastating turn of events game two the Blitzwell battle three on the JM warehouse games channel and Yeah, it's a breakdown of sorts feel for Drew Davis. Great job by Dan Rourke That was almost a breakdown of this is my bird dog tumbler and those are Jake's bird dog shorts Yeah, I got caught under the table Okay And speaking of birds Jake, let's go back to the more sports James this Belgian town of Dapan Three two one eight. Yeah, it's a great name for Belgian town They hosted the third annual European seagull screeching competition around 50 athletes took place Which is wrong because they're not athletes And Yarmou the 21 year architect he won I think it's gonna be tough to repeat Competitions gonna get more crowded. I like that Yarmou's going by one name. Also if your name's Yarmou, no one gives a shit Well, that could be first that could be last. That could be a nickname. It's Yarmou Yarmou. It's share three two one ten Yeah, Yarmou tell them why there's this picture of you as an adult baby on here a fifth grader applied to be principal of chief Joseph elementary and there's a whole story about it and there's a bunch of bullshit and bunch of cool stuff I don't care. I was principal for a day when I was in kindergarten because they had this giant stand full of Tootsie roll pops and there was Colors on the bottom of the Tootsie roll pop and whoever got the blue one got to be principal for a day So I did this so I'm better than this girl. She was in fifth grade. I was in kindergarten So each shit little girl the better not sports story is that we are going back to dildo Newfoundland Where there's a phallic iceberg. I think we're getting pranked. Now. I don't know how carving icebergs goes But if I told you a guy in dildo Newfoundland took a speedboat out to an iceberg carved it like a dildo And then went back the next day and discovered it. Would you be shocked? No, but I do think this is one of those There's a phrase for you probably have it like you know when I first want to get a golden doodle You start seeing more golden doodles when I first I got a car. Yeah, I think it's called frequency bias Yeah, or it's actually called the bottom minehawk phenomenon. That's like the if you live in dildo, New Zealand Everything looks phallic, but this is really phallic the guy who discovered it. It's a pretty phallic Ken pretty three two one ten I don't know Kenneth pretty Ken pretty mr. Pretty. That was if you're pretty or ugly mr. Pretty is very fun. I hope he's a school teacher because if you're Ken pretty and you're ugly. I think you're just like Ken pretty that's just the name I think people would think I'm trying too hard. He saw the iceberg and then he flew his drone over it to get a closer Look and he was like whoa, this looks like a dick, right? You guys are with me Please tell me this looks like a week and then he went on to say it's unreal How much it looked like part of the male anatomy which part Ken? Employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week It's a sad sad sad thing in the song. 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Thanks bird dogs Hey Jimmy and Jay Jerry Springer here your buddy Tony tells me that You are great fans of the show baggage that you guys were childhood friends And you are working hard to build your career as baseball YouTube commentators So I can imagine how exciting it is for you. I hope it all works out and my other wish for you is May you never be on my show? So because that's not a good thing. So take care of yourself and each other