 Much has been said lately about a CISSP, a SISP. Now what makes a SISP different from any other certification? Well, there are a few things you need to consider. Aside from getting a nice big certificate that proves that you indeed are a SISP, they also send you one of these, a nice little card. And this little thing, in my opinion, makes all the difference. But there are a few things you need to do. First off, find a wallet with a window. It adds that added bit of respectability. You need to get this motion down, right down to a T. CISP! CISP! CISP MOTHER! And then, it becomes quite natural just to follow it through into one swift motion, such as... CISP! CISP! Everyone step away from those encryption keys and put the server down. With a CISP, you're guaranteed always playing the good cop. Now you see, my friend, this card holds me to a certain chord of ethics, but the guy's out there, they ain't bound by no such ethics. So, if you want to talk, I'm the only friend you got. The haters may say that it's pretentious, but never forget to add CISP on your email signature, after your name. Why should MBAs be treated any better, or doctors, or vital certified experts? MCSEs.