 Bring her in Global you want to read the best tinder pick up? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa? I didn't even say anything about that on stream yesterday in my chat was just like What's your best race? Minecraft pick up I hope we see some of those today. Hey, well, it's good you guys fun fact people always ask how we met me and And you want to tell them my race I sent the first message tell my race it was literally like Anime-gymn music no no that that was your bio. Yeah, what I said something about that. No, I said here's what I said So suck sexy. Let me see those fat titties He actually said nothing at all. He didn't use a pickup line. I don't need a pickup line I'm I'm smoking hot gigantic cock black six five two forty five rich Handsome I have three dogs. This one's mine Listen my point is we're gonna get married And we met on tenure so I actually believe that I am the consulate I have a good opinion on this You know me like we can actually judge that is true We found the best or maybe the worst tinder is so it is the start of a Sarah So what's your favorite dinosaur like if you wanted one what you get that would have worked if I had said that to you We would love that I actually She said hmm. I don't know enough about dinosaurs to have a favorite by triceratops looks pretty cute But just a small one that isn't gonna trample me you that's a pretty good choice. I want to try Thank you could help me yo So you have to be talking to someone named Sarah Sarah if you have a Sarah in your life That's ultra specific, but it does work. She's she's a she's a two out of Clinically obese Jordan a weird question. Are you a redneck? I am not oh, I assume is your name was Jordan You were a little country. Why I'm sorry. You said you like puns and Jordan is an actual She said I was too sleepy to get it but that is nuanced she knew then the word nuance So he got it. He got a keeper. El doesn't know what that means She actually doesn't you actually don't know what that means to you and never would have worked out now. She's a Jordan That's not a country. That's the basketball player Isn't that something in the Bible? It's because it's a country. I'm gonna rate that one a two out of ten You are so charming and hot my brain doesn't know if he wants to cuddle pull your hair or both at the same time Ha ha ha. I don't think I've ever been called charming before. I like it I just so happened to like cuddling and getting my hair Listen though guys you gotta understand something when people make that joke you ever seen that meme or they'll put like a really ugly guy in the Left and under it'll say sexual harassment and then they'll put like a gigachat like me on the right It'll say Riz that is genuinely so true like if a girl already wants to hook up with you or they're on dinner Just to hook up with you. It doesn't fucking matter I could have said poo-poo balls to out and I was gonna clap your cheeks. You know what I mean If I said poo-poo balls you would have loved it. That's my favorite thing that I said I'm in your walls You passed initiation on to phase two Tom Foolery. Oh, he got a good one. I like that I feel like you said I'm in your walls though Like don't use this thing. It's Riz 90% of girls will block you for that. Is that like the other nine percent or something? No, they're just being weird like I'm in your walls like people used to say to me on stream all the time I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls. That's how I'm gonna block. Don't ever use that. I'm in your walls. I'm in your walls I'm in your walls. I'm in your balls. Nice Receive a cheesy pickup line press one to receive a generic Salutation press two to receive a crude sexual advance press three to replay message This is actually really good for Tinder I would say this is pretty fucking good Riz right here because most people on Tinder do either one or three Which is a cheesy pickup line or a crude sexual advance nice legs. What time do they open right now digits? Wow That was sweet to the point. You match with Delaney on 12 1 15. This guy was Riz-ing in 2015. Oh my god. What a savage. I just it's you don't like it. No Wouldn't have worked on Al gentlemen, it'll work on a six that wants to sleep with you But if you want a ten you gotta bring out the big guy Hey, bitch, let me see those big old He said he wanted to take me out to breakfast And then we proceeded to go out to breakfast goes be Captain Jack Sparrow would put those cannons on the black pearl Okay, next one. You must get real mad every time you walk into the kitchen. I like this one Why is that since you probably realize that you're the only snack in the house? That's probably the best one ha ha ha cute. Thank you. This guy's not getting laid 0% chance. She gets laid. She was about at 8 a.m. Here's about a 9 30 an hour 20 later 9 hours later She says ha ha ha cute. Thank you at that point. She sends that message. You're not getting laid Sorry, how near do you want it to be surprised me? Can you guess? This would get you laid by Matt But you didn't have to say it. Can you guess what f of x equals e to the x in our relationship having common? Oh my god, this would literally get you laid. Oh if I said that to Matt. I literally could If I was taking statistics the same time that I matched with Matt on tinder I literally could have just taken one of my homework problems copy pasted and Matt would have been You know, I was saying all my time on dating apps. No one has ever said anything intellectual to me ever I would say your beautiful, but beauty comes from the inside out and I haven't been inside it yet It's too aggressive to work, but I like it Miranda Both things the same one it's not okay to steal people's lines It could have you arrested and read your Miranda right very clever very clever That clever you're not good at sex, so this guy's Oh, why don't you tell him a good I am sex every time we're done elbows Matt. Have I ever told you how good you are at sex? Roses are red. I like to drink Carling you're really pretty. Would you be my darling? No, you'd never want to fucking shut my phone up so bad Alas his poem was not quite enough young Daniel will continue his search for some This is so Wait, that's the best pickup line I've ever heard Yo, this one's a fucking bar. This is actually a bar. This is so good See, you know what sucks though like as a guy when you nail a pickup line like this But they they kind of shut the door on the response by saying it's the best thing that's the pickup line I've ever heard like what's the response like ha ha. Thanks. Okay, so are you coming over what bitch? I already asked once okay, why me to ask three fucking times whore. I feel like that's the generic response like that's what I would You know if you remove the D from your name it becomes May Wow So the question is do you want the D that's the most clever thing I've ever heard that's the most clever thing You've ever heard you're a fucking idiot. This was a bar though. This was a bar You see you do that's a good that was actually that's a good tenor pickup line You just get them to say anything's clever smarter funny, and then you just say how good was it on a scale of blank? Oh, that's so yeah, that was good. You should use it She gave me permission guys. I'm vegan too. No way. Yeah, that's why I swank. Haha. That's amazing How long have you been vegan for that was stupid started this conversation? I'm gonna pick a line. I'll say you're insulting her being vegan. Your odds of smashing. I would say our lives Dude, I tell you what though. I'm not a big Bernie Sanders fan, but if they got Bernie Sanders in their bio all you got to do Oh my god, I love Bernie fucking slid in cheeks. She'll try and sell you some crystal voodoo magic bro, she'll start reading you tarot cards and your palm telling you you're fucking Scorpio your your Fun hour later, I never thigh with her fucking 18 bed sister's names on it one eternity later But you will clap the difference between me and my couch one's more fun to sit on than the other sort of the real difference is What a dog See, I don't think let me smash out the gates would work, but it's funny Dude, you know what? You know what you guys should do You should just say let me smash the next 100 people you match with and just like me the percentage If anybody tells you that there's actually something that always works or that consistently works They're completely wrong. It is not true Literally every single girl is different and a different thing will work on every single one of them There is no catch-all. There is no way to be God You can increase your percentages that you you can't there's no trick if someone ever told you They found a trick or they do this they do that they're fucking scammer or they're really insecure You're gorgeous. When do you have any free time? I probably would have answered system. That was like nice and not Let me get in your pants. You know what? Yeah, the emojis made it kind of weird But subtract those and I'd say you're a 10 out of 10 I think the biggest problem with dating apps is nobody ever actually meets up I feel like 90% of people on there just there for attention So it is pretty good like you can kind of weed out the nonsense if you if you openly ask for like to hang out Like when do you have any free time and they go ha ha IDK you guys? I almost I almost didn't go hang out with Matt for the first time. See they all do this I did I did I'm guilty that I never hung out with people because I thought I was getting a kid after something So why do you think I wasn't gonna kidnap? I'm almost keen so not in my second I was like a bomb too. I respected it. Wow this girl cares about nothing She wore an XXL gray. I don't know you are a quarter zip Yellow neon sweatpants. No, my shirt was neon. I was wearing like black. Oh black I got dressed up looking nice like all his pretty girls coming over. I was like fuck it another day another dollar I was best fit with yellow yellow snow pants and a fucking parking dude. It clearly works. Look at us now Do you like bees? I love these but from a distance That would work. That would work. That was cute. Hey Matt having a nice day Suggested message. Are you guys this fucking lazy? You need chat GPT and Tinder to fucking send a message. I Said this is Matt and I's conversation. I sent this to me like not really, but I shouldn't have I bet it Would it work? I'd say do you like bees? And you say yeah, I say well, I like sees better You look like the perfect applicant to be no to be your wife, bro Come on. We're just on here for a quick sex in the fucking bathroom still I'm just here for the 800 credit score and I guess the girl with the pretty smile is a bonus too Don't get it. So he's outing himself as paying for tinder gold and also comes in with the cringe line This is a fucking negative two out of ten. This might be the second part The girl with the pretty smile as a bonus isn't bad, but I don't know what he was planning with the first Look at this fucking AI. They've got an AI that responds to you nice to meet you Frank Frank What does that mean? I got a viewer out there. He's named Frank 100% somebody's watching is his name Frank So why don't you tell them what you think? Oh, it's your last name is ocean. What tell them insult them to their face Come on look cuz you're already you started it. So what if you finish unless your last name is ocean or maybe Sinatra And it's all to me. You can't do it. Can you insult them to their face? You're about to see might as well Nobody's names free. Yes. There's so many people named Frank not that watch you Do not understand how many comments there will be from people in Frank Frank I want you to understand L believes that you're a degenerate a loser. You'll never get play Because your name is Frank What do you mean by that I didn't mean it I didn't mean it I didn't mean it Hey there your style is unmatched TVH. Also, you seem very outgoing. I'm gonna give that a four It's just so many that's something I would say he went for the he went for the fucking jambalaya dude He's like, okay, so either she's gonna be happy about her style or she'll be happy that she's very outgoing So I'm just gonna work on me Complimented my style earlier today. I told me I'm gonna take a pilgrim She looked on this and then I went in the closet and changed and now I'll probably burn that shit Oh my god, L has L has amazing style, but we've been dating from us a year now I'm allowed to tell you when you look on this She looked like she was about to churn some fucking butter She was going to she was going to fucking melt the cows and push the wheelbarrow down the hill and you I would never All right, that's enough that's enough tinder for one day If we weren't dating and we were back on tinder and this is me Not on that face. Good. God. Let me smack those titties around I'd say move to Arizona with me so I can smack those titties I'd say L. You're my future wife. Didn't you know that didn't you know that here's be my pick-up line I'd say what's the difference between jam and jelly? I did I hit L with this on our first day and then I hit the waitress with it, too What's the difference between Jim and jelly? I can't jelly My dick in your ass, but I can jam it