 It's so stupid it's positively brave What's up everybody welcome to another episode of brilliant idiots we're back sorry for missing an episode last week Charlotte's in South Carolina. He's still down there. They don't have microphones down there They're still working with dirt roads and no microphones apparently. So I had to step it up I had to get the boys from flagrant two in the motherfucking billion building is the flagrant two brilliant idiots take over We got Akash saying Alex media more gag non and then Taylor Taylor gang and we got cookie. What up cookie your last names Gagnon That's the glizzy goat right there With What kind of jokes I know you got jokes like not for real though, what kind of gag non What so I was really really respected say it in French growing up? I was really respected my beard is Is actually in French pronounced? So before we started the I don't know if y'all listen to flagrant I know this up here probably to haven't listened to episode of flagrant two Listen, we keep a flagrant on flagrant two and Alex said, you know brilliant idiots We got to make sure that there are certain things who went on touch about so Alex I got damn near had a gallon of Dunkin Donuts, bro. You know what happens when he gets down with his people son I Have some wrist dancing Wrist dancing anti-Muslim rhetoric. Let's get all of it. Oh, whoa. Whoa, man. How can you hate what everybody thinks you are? That's a joke about what Indians do that's not me doing it. I got you Okay, so Alex want to go over some rules like you you you want to let them know some things that don't fly out Yes, so I'm brilliant idiots. We have different types of sponsors here They don't that's not true. I mean a little bit different. Is it? Yeah. All right, go. So are you taking notes for times? Because I'm not to let some words out that might need to get bleeped Mark can you do that, please? Take notes for times What Yo, why you trying to take jobs away from black women? She can handle it by herself. No, I know all the words are gonna fly and you're gonna need double coverage Yeah, let's mark over there gagging on the mic Yo, how fucking much of a bully is Taylor, yo How much of a bully is Taylor that the second his last name was said you just said hey, yo She told us to be open-minded No, maybe you just meant open-throated maybe that's I might have corona. Yo, I just got sick and like like five minutes ago. I just got sick dead ass So if y'all get it it is what it is Do you know what I mean? All right, so listen We're gonna you know do our best to be on our best behavior I don't know if it's always gonna be that way, but I think that we should you know warm it up Let's talk about Jada Pinkett Smith getting cracked open and clean the fuck out by August Alcina nah You don't think that you don't think she's And clean it with the Swiffer wet jet you don't think Alcina's going in there just Scooping that whole thing He got big what he got big what big dick The only one gagged on things right now Real talk, okay, go think about though to think about like when will Smith came to the breakfast club He said that he was jealous off of Tupac now you gotta be jealous off of Tupac in August Alcina. Yeah I thought will wasn't threatened That's why he gave his blessing because he's like she already been cracked open my pocket and I handled that so like whatever Yo, yeah, I don't think the rumor about the Smith family has always been yeah That they have a different type of relationship, right? Some people said they were swinging back in day I remember when we were a little bit younger. There was all these rumors that will was gay You remember every famous black dude got to go through that for whatever reason the second you get famous You become there's gay rumors. Is that true Taylor? Still waiting on mine. Yo, Al. You're not there yet second you get that blue check. No That blue check you better be careful, bro. I'll be gagging over Look through all your pictures, but you know look how he poses with his lips like that Yeah, go to Al's Instagram, bro, and please roast all the pictures as a little sexy model pixie Will be will be at the hotel right? Yo, y'all ready to go for the show and then Mark or Alex will tell me back now. We're outside doing something real quick Right a day later. I'll see a picture of Alex and some brand new sneakers in front of a water tower and like Cincinnati I really do hate your pictures. I hate him. Thank you. I hate him you and mouse Jones I love both you but your pictures. I'm like, why are y'all doing this? I just I love trolling. I like I hear y'all look at my comments on my copy this self deprecated Yeah, we need to we need to have a combo of mouse We might have to call mouse on the podcast because you can't tell me you don't fuck white girls And you own that made pairs of Birkenstock Like those two things don't line Taylor. Am I wrong? No, if you got 15 different pairs of Birkenstocks You probably has sex with a couple Becky's in your life. Is that possible? I think so didn't he Is it Tim is it news I'm it's not news. I already have sex with a you have more than you have more sex with white girls And black girls, right? No, wait, who Alex? You see how the sisters defend their own yeah, you just became Puerto Rican I You defected brother you done defected I guess why I meant that shit Now you defected when you start fucking all on white girls. So I know No, do you look at differently knowing that he has sex with white women exclusively in their vaginas I know that word yo, but seriously out it is something that we have wanted to have a talk with you about Yeah, and we're gonna have an intervention about we just need Taylor to be here We need to tell her to be here We're gonna have an intervention about the amount of white women you're having sex with especially during black lives matter Taylor's taking crazy Oh Catch a breath you're not Mark's last name So so Al what are you trying to say you're trying to say that all the beautiful black women like Taylor are taken Yes, oh my that you would never break up a beautiful black couple Of course and that would be so disrespectful to do and black love man So you're sacrificing your own black love so that black women like Taylor could be happy That is true if you're Al the best thing you do for black women is not data exactly. I know We've seen Alan a relationship black ladies you're doing all right with This just a little dose of flagrancy. That's all that's all I Fucked up doing something. I thought was helpful the other day. I was telling the boys this you tell me if this is wrong Okay, my girl. We went to Newport, Rhode Island. Okay, and she brought a bathing suit shit was trash Came up to her belly button or some shit, you know, I mean all looking like Pampers The high ones. I know Girl got the wagon Wagon right and she had some shit covering all the tits whatever that and I was like, yo, you gotta You know, you could be breathe. Let it breathe. Let it breathe Yeah, go on so wait you would rather her as your girl like yeah be all Not be all out but like show have some of it out. You know what I mean? Like I got you. I'm here to protect you Look at me. I'm a fucking stud muffin Anyway, so I was like, babe, we got to get you new bikinis like what should I get so I Sent her pictures of the new bikinis That's reasonable, right? Very very reasonable. Yeah. Now who were they on it's not about who are they on? They were just on bikini models. I just come about who they were on no, okay Didn't even become about who they're on mm-hmm. What happened was is I just screenshot it. I didn't send links. Hmm. So what I typed into the Google search bar I Happen to still be in the images that I said, right? So she's looking through his pictures. She's like why why do all of them have Bikinis for girls with small tits In the search bar, right Now my answer to that was simple Because that's the size of your I Know is that disrespectful? Wait You're gonna say you some screenshots swimming folks is like dudes with little meat Hey, these are cute. I feel like you like my dick, bitch. Fuck outta here. Who's he talking about? He's got the little wire at the bottom. You know the wire at the bottom of the bronze to make the titties look like titties when they ain't no titties to us. Wonder drunks. Do y'all have those? Oh, we should. If I'm being honest, I feel like we should do that for some of us. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know nothing about it, Taylor. I wouldn't either. I haven't found them yet. Anyway, is that wrong? Um, in a way. Why? Because, like, have you ever told her that her tits are small and everything? I would never say exclusively your tits are small. Exactly. But I've told her she got that wagon. Yeah, but besides that, you're telling her that her tits are small. Does she complain about her tits? No. I don't complain about it either. I love her tits. I think they're perfect for her body. No girl. I do think they're perfect, but I just love her tits. They're great for her body. Exactly, ladies. I've loved bigger tits too. But they're perfect for her. She looks amazing. She's got an amazing body. I love it. I just thought we could describe the things how it is. But you know you didn't have to put it on. She described my stomach like it used to be abs and now just the top two show up and then the bottom looks like laundry. I'd be like, that's an accurate description of my body. You didn't have to put in small tits so you could just put in bikinis. Bikinis. Yeah, but what happens if it's going to be bikinis for girls with some big ass fucking jugs? Doesn't matter. When you hit the link and like there's a link to go to the website, it's going to ask you what size. What size tits? Yes. Yeah, but there's certain bathing suits that look better. You don't know much about it. What would you know? Anyway, look, here's, we got to talk about this Will Smith Jada Smith thing. Do you think one, they have an open relationship? Yes. 100%. Yes. Yeah, apparently T-shirt Campbell tweeted some shit after like the truth always comes out. And what are the rumors about Dwayne Martin and Will Smith? Is that there? Is that there? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on now. How do you know about that? Hold on now. Okay. All I know is that Will Smith just did a he directed a show that Dwayne Martin was based on his life, which is like your divorce, but you're still best friend. Who's Dwayne Martin? Above the rim. Yeah. You see him above the rim? Yeah. The main character. I forget his name in the movie, but the fucking... Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, yeah. All right. So the rumor is that he might, you know, switch sides, do some wild shit. I think they got, I'll say this. I have no fucking clue. Well, did y'all see that clip when Red Table Talk, they brought it back up when Jada was like, you could be on that side of the house with somebody and Will Smith is like, like chill, chill, chill. Wait a minute. What are you talking about? Get that clip. I saw that whole Red Table Talk because I'm gay and I do not remember Will having a reaction to that, but I do remember... You don't, I do remember seeing that. I do remember at the end, they were like addressing some of the rumors and then Jada was like, we're not swingers. We've never been swingers. And in my mind, I was like, is that a very specific term that's different than open relationship? Hmm. Well, I'm curious, when I'm curious about this. They say that lifetime partners too, though. Look, I love that. I love the idea that like, okay, so there's two things going on here, right? I love the idea that there could be like a husband and wife and they've realized they fell out of lust, if you will, but they just love being friends so much and they want to be there for their kids. They just love that relationship that they have, they love the life that they have. They just aren't jealous at like romantic connections with other people because they don't have that romantic connection anymore. I'm cool with that. Here's the curiosity. They built a brand about being open about who they are and like welcoming people in and Red Table Talk is like, yo, we're going to have these real discussions and we're going to talk about real emotions and like what it's really like being mother, daughter and this type of family and the insecurities we have, et cetera. If it turns out. You're not being open on Red Table Talk. Go to a different table. Does it take away from the authenticity a little bit? I thought it was weird that you don't, like that's a, that's a massive Red Table Talk episode. Like you're talking about a billion views. I don't watch this. If you were popcorn, yo, like Will Smith comes on there and tells me that he was getting cracked out. That's crazy. I will feel a lot less insecure about who I am. No, but for real, would that change the way that you think about that family? Not necessarily. Would you feel lied to, Al? No, I always looked at Will as a little, you know, both ways. No, no way. I never saw that. Based on what? I mean, he just, I don't know, sometimes dudes got that. They got a little... You have a strong Gator. Yeah, I think so. Okay. But Al's crazy. Al thinks he could see if you have AIDS. I can't. I thought you were just saying that. Son, I swear to God, Al really thinks he could see it. I could see it. Bullshit. I mean, that's an idiotic thing to say. Based on what? Yeah. Who in this room has it? You sound like that. Try to guess. And I sound like they skin you all fucked up and shit like that. They have characteristics. Like, it's actual symptoms for people who have HIV and like skin symptoms and shit like that. And you think those symptoms always show and you can always spot it? I mean, not always, but I think my rate is good. I think I can spot it. This motherfucker is the biggest liar, bro. Son, you think you can do heart surgery? Shut the fuck up. Well, I can. Exactly. You can't say I can't. All right. You haven't tried it and nobody's going to let me try because they all pussy. And you say I can't spot AIDS. No one admits to having it. That's a valid-ass point. It's the way that he says he could figure it out. We were once in Starbucks and his guy walks by and he goes, yo, yo, he got it. I go, what? He go, he got it. I go, I go, how do you know he got it? He goes, the walk. I love how you walk with AIDS, bro. I don't remember that one, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. He sounds like white. Uh-huh. He sounds like white. Maybe that's it. Maybe a little bit too much time. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second. Pay some bills. Listen, you need a website. Plain and simple. 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So why don't we go through typical brilliant idiots episode here with let's start out with what a fucking idiot and absolutely brilliant. So what we do every single week, you guys, if you guys don't know. Positively. Is positively. But I forgot is we say the person or the thing that was positively brilliant and then what a fucking idiot as well. So positively brilliant this week. And what a fucking idiot. Let's go with what a fucking idiot. For me is everybody to believe Kanye would run for president and that he wasn't just using it for PR for some other shit. Like how does the Kanye PR cycle still work? That's what's mind boggling to me. Every time Al pointed sound of flagrant. He had an album. He had a song come out. Yeah. He had a song come out. It's like every time he got something ready to drop. Every time he got sneakers coming out. Every time he got clothing. Every time he got an album. There's always some fucking controversy. The MAGA hat comes out or something else comes out. There's always some fucking controversy. He understands how to garner clout. He understands how to garner attention and he flexes it into the product that he's selling people. What I don't get is how people are still fooled by this shit. We're fooled by everything. Exactly. We believe Jason Whitlock believes the shit he says. We believe fucking all these like these guys who are just like kind of to me actors, Candace Owens. Yeah. There's no way you believe this. You lean into this character and people keep taking the bait. And the easiest thing to do is just ignore it. But everybody takes the bait all the time. Now, why do you think we take the bait? Do you think it's because we're bored and it offers us some, you know, excitement and some distraction? Or do you think we really believe it? Everyone thinks everything's up in the air now. What you mean? Like aliens about to come tomorrow, everything. So Kanye, running for president, they're going to believe that too. Would you vote for him? No. What if it was Kanye or Trump? Oh, fuck. Kanye. I'm sorry. What if it was Kanye or Trump? Kanye West is going to run for president. It's not as easy as you think. Huh? It's not as easy of a decision as you think. I'm voting for everything black. East or race. East or race? East or race. I'm voting for everybody black. Oh, she's yeah. She's rooting for everybody black. That's what's up. I like the objectivity. Yeah. So Kanye is married to the Kardashian family. Yeah. They're probably the best at marketing and garnering attention. So every time Kim wants attention, she breaks the internet. Pretending to get robbed. Always the same thing over and over. She just gets naked for another magazine. And then it's like, everybody's talking. I really believe Chris is behind all these things. She'll do the cornrows or whatever. She'll do the cornrows and just like tan a little bit extra just so she can get that smoke. Like it's like, they bring on the same type of smoke every once in a while for their cycle. So it keeps going on for their reality TV show. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just surprised that we know like that the jig ain't up. Like I'm surprised that people haven't realized what it is already. Like for me, I see it and I'm just like, okay, this is what it is. I'm not going to get caught up in it. I understand this is a ploy to sell something. I'm not going to be sold. I watch sports. Skip Bayless. He's been saying LeBron James isn't good for 20 years now or whatever. Yeah. He's obviously good. It's undeniable. Why do we keep taking his little argument seriously? Yeah. Just ignore it. Then they go away. Stop feeding it. It goes away. It's like a bully. He's ignoring me. He goes away. That's what all these guys are. They're just bullies for your attention. Oh, shit. So they're bullying us into paying attention. Yeah. So that's what Kanye was doing with the MAGA shit. Yeah. He was just bullying black people. Oh, you're not going to pay attention to me? I'm not relevant anymore. Here's a red hat. MAGA. I love Trump. They're just bullies for attention. What would happen to Kanye if we just didn't pay him any mind? You know how they do the blackout where they only buy black? Should we do a Kanye out where we just don't do anything Kanye? Don't tweet about Kanye? Yeah. Don't do anything Kanye for a week and just see what happens. That's not what's going to happen. He's going to keep trying. He has too many fans and everything. Especially people that love Kardashians or on Kanye's. Oh, that's right. They've got it. We boycotted Kanye for two months. Crazy and crazier shit and then eventually he'd be like, it's not working. The guy might kill himself to be honest because I don't know what he would do without attention. Yeah. But it would be just crazier and crazier and at some point he'd be like, all right, they don't care about me no matter what I do. I wonder if we ignored everything that he did outside of music if he would just lean into the music again. Because I imagine a guy like that. He did just drop a single in his trash. You didn't hear it? I heard it. I thought it was all right. But I think that a guy like that is going to gravitate towards wherever he gets attention. And I think it's actually the easiest to get attention in things outside of music. Like putting on a hat is way easier than making an amazing song. And just doing these cloud chasing things. Kardashians don't create any art. They just create controversy. So he's creating controversy instead of art. When his art is fired, I don't think anybody is really critical of Kanye's art. Can you say anything about the music? Yes. Recently you can. Absolutely. That's why you've seen more antics. God has never done less for anybody than Kanye West. I've never seen a person find God and then just fall off so hard. That guy needed to start worshiping Satan or something because it's over. Really? It's just all been trash since the gospel album was trash. No. Before even May. You know who was the last grade out? Life of Pablo? Life of Pablo is fantastic. Life of Pablo is incredible. Life of Pablo holds up now. Yeah. I liked a couple songs on that little Montana joint that he made. No men or whatever the fuck it was. Yeah, that one was okay. I couldn't even make it through. It wasn't very thin. There were six songs. I couldn't even make it through. Really? Three and a half. One of them was it called all the time? Somebody that. Anyway. So maybe the thing with him is just ignore him and let him focus on the music. If that's what we want out of him the most and he just wants attention. You know what? Honestly, you could blame the Kardashians. The most important person in your life is your wife or husband. Right. If that's the person that you're married to and you see how they operate in the world, they don't have any skills or talent that they display to people. Right. It's all just, hey, let's get attention how by any means necessary. Right. Kanye's probably looking at that like, oh, look how the whole family's fucking killing it. That's the model here. Right. Like you'll run shit by your girl like artistically and she'll be like, I like this. I don't. Who's he going to run by Kim? She'll be like, you know, you should do market it this way. Yeah. He's not going to care about the art or the product or whatever. Yeah. That is kind of sad in that regard. That's fucking just sad. What a weird relationship. Who knows? Why am I feeling bad for millionaires? What else? They were mad about with Kim. What do you mean? Earlier this week, they were mad that she was basically, or they thought that she was boasting her being rich basically. Oh, she said she was a billionaire and then Forbes was like, no, you're not. Again, stop doing this guys. No, someone was like, why do you, is so much stuff going on in the world? Why do we care that you're rich? We're going off something. I don't like that energy because nobody keeps that same energy. And motherfuckers take a picture with a million dollars on a chair and put the money phone to the air. That's just, this is what it is. It's like a lot of people want to take shots at the Kardashians. So anytime they do anything that's slightly fucked up, it's like, see what a horrible person you are. But Kim didn't do anything like she just put a picture up. She usually does. My issue isn't that she's flexing her money. My issue is that Forbes was like, Hey guys, this is the second time you're lying about being billionaires. Just stop it. Yeah. What else is going on, Taylor? Well, what else did you think? Do you have anyone that's positively brilliant? Oh, that's right. Um, positive. Well, do you guys have any people you thought were fucking idiots this week? Nothing's coming to mind yet. But no, we can go to positively brilliant. I thought Uber buying. What is it? Grubhub? Yeah. That's positively brilliant. Yeah. So explain what that is. Basically what's happening. I'm just reading this. Oh, okay. Whatever the fuck it is. They're all the same thing. So basically Uber bought a delivery food delivery service. Right. So you basically connect the two things that are already operating already right there. And I just thought it's a genius move because who knows how long we're going to be in this Corona shit. Yeah. Can you imagine how much more money these delivery motherfuckers are making? Oh, it's crazy. It's insane. Also, if you're Uber or any giant corporation, you're just trying to spread your tentacles. Tentacles as far as you can. They had no business being in entertainment and putting out content. They're like, you know what? We got prime, which is get people content and then we'll start putting out our own. That's just what you do. Uber came out with Uber Eats. It's just like, it's not as good as Grubhub. So what do we do? Let's just buy Grubhub. I would also say they need it. Yeah. Because people aren't taking Ubers. Oh shit, yeah. If you're not going to work, you don't need an Uber. If you're not going to the game, you don't need an Uber. You're not going to the park, you don't need an Uber. Just for clarity, it's Postmates. Yeah. Yeah, so Uber about Postmates. Yeah. Right? So it's like, of course you have all these drivers that need to make a living. Yeah. And you're like, okay, well, how can they make a living delivering all this fucking food that people are asking to be delivered to their crib? It's a no brainer. I thought that shit was genius. You know what? I'm surprised it didn't happen. What happened to Uber Eats? That never penetrated the market? It kind of did, but why not if we're competing against Grubhub and DoorDash now and they buy Postmates. It's like, all right, that's the giant and we're going to be the fucking giants. So what we do is we buy these other guys who are pretty good, but not quite them. And then together we take over everything. It's weird because there's anti-monopoly laws, but what I'm seeing now is like these four or five companies aren't monopolizing one industry. They're taking over all of them slowly. You know what I mean? Like Amazon is a perfect example. It was a fucking book delivery service when it started. Isn't that crazy? The thing that's dope about this, so Postmates, they're different from Grubhub and the other ones because you can get food from places that are outside of your area. So now you add that Uber situation to it. It's like they already drive long distances no matter where you have to go. So now it's like it's the perfect delivery. Yo, that shit is perfect. And I imagine you could do it in between cars, in between rides. Probably. So you pick up a person. There's nobody picked up. You pick up some tacos, deliver that shit off. No, that's fire. I like that idea. That's a genius. I'm surprised we didn't see that sooner, man. I'm surprised they couldn't build up Uber Eats. I never once used Uber Eats. Really? I tried Uber Eats. It was always like a $6 delivery fee. Oh, it had a fee. And I was like, I'm not. I just did the pickup, though, today. I like them better because you can see the driver. Exactly. Like it follows them GPS. Yo, I like that shit. Yo, leave me alone. I'm the driver. Oh, yeah. I don't care about the driver. I'm talking about person or food. Yeah, but I don't even like look at him because when he makes a wrong turn, I'm calling that motherfucker like, yo, why? Why'd you make a laugh on 13? You don't have ways? Yeah, I figured it out. Yo, what's going on here? Now you're not in no directions. No, I hate that shit. Don't be looking over my shoulder. You're constantly looking at the tracking, though? Yeah, if it's taking a while, let's go. Hurry it up. Deliver. You know? A quick, positively brilliant. Yeah. I like what TI is doing. So, TI's been coming at 50. We got to talk about this because we were talking. Go, I have something to say about this. We'll go. So I just like it in terms of his legacy because 50 has done a good job of remaining in the spotlight. Without putting out music. Without putting out music, exactly. Yeah, or being an activist. Yes, but people still... That's usually the second life of a star. You don't know what's that shit? The second your star starts to fade, you're like, wait, I care about black people, don't I? Come on. It's not just, I care about women, don't I? Like, doesn't that what happened to Amy Schumer? She's like... I knew that's who you were going for. I never even said it or not. Couple movies, bombs. She's like, wait a minute, women are important. Hey, they're important. Hey, women are important. Women are important. That's just what happens. The second you... Margot Robbie's like, fuck bitches. I'm a leading lady. I don't need these bitches. Fuck them. I mean, sometimes also it's... All them old me too bitches, same thing. All the old me too women. Yeah, but now they got money so now they can focus on... They don't got money. They got too old to get me too. That's what happened. They outgrew me too. All the women out there, what are their names? Who knows? I barely knew them before me. You know the white lady with the shaved head? She looks like Michael Jackson a little bit. Rose McGowan. Oh, she shaved her head? I think so. Michael Jackson. She does look a little like Michael Jackson, bro. Michael was cute. So I just feel like what T.I. did is brilliant because I think people hold 50 cent to a higher musical level and so by challenging 50 he's kind of putting himself in that same room. So people hold T.I. to a higher musical level? No, I think 50. Why do you think they hold 50 to a higher musical level? Because he had a diamond selling album. Like when he came he was the top, top, top, top, top. No, you're right. This is a really interesting conversation that absolutely nobody cares about my opinion on but I'll give it anyway. But I think I'm here. So, but yeah, I think we might have a skewed view of 50 cents credibility in music because we're from New York. I think down south they might look at T.I. as someone just as important. They do. Is that possible? I think so. I think Charlotte always puts him up in his like top six. I think Charlotte is like a top six rappers. T.I. is always there and people really fuck. They credit him as like the first person to start trap, right? Well, he credits himself and he made the museum. That was so smart. Yeah. You make a museum about trap music and it starts with me. You know what I mean? Genius. But that being said. It could be my New York bias. It could be our New York bias. That being said, if they do this verses, right? This is why you don't ever beef with 50 cents. It's so far. 50 cents is a guy like, and y'all say this about me, but just like just goes too far. Yeah. Like you just busting balls. You're like, oh, you wearing those jeans. And I'm like, that's why your mother died in a fire. Yeah. Right? That's 50 cents. TI is like, yo, we should do a versus. And then 50 cents comes back with why you snitch into the cops. Yeah. Yeah. Posted a video. You seen the video? Yeah. Posted a video of TI on crime stoppers. Hmm. Saying where you can, you know, like give information to the police, call 1-800, this, that, the other. Now, I don't think TI is a snitch because of that. Does that make him a snitch? I don't think so. Does that. I'll talk to me. He was, he was in the streets. If you're in the streets, you're not even part of crime stoppers? No. Really? You don't cooperate. Is there not a statute of limitations on being a thug? Like when I'm in my 40s and I got four kids, I still got to be about this thug life. Oh, that video was back then. I got a mortgage, yo. That video was old when he was still in. That's interesting. He was still in it. Apparently he was just started popping. Yeah. And then maybe they asked him because he was famous to be part of this crime stopper shit. So he did it. I mean, guys. But that is some shit 50 would do, right? Yes. Like 50 is going to fight. It's an innocent versus all these verses have been super sweet. Yeah. They've been cordial. They've been a celebration of music. And then Tia's like 50 you want to do one? Fuck you. You know what it's like? You know, it's like whenever Trump is doing some foul shit and then he puts out like bubble Wallace should apologize. And he just makes it about everything else. Yes. That's what 50 is going to do anytime you attack his music. He's going to make it about everything else. Oh, versus music for music. How about you're a snitch? How about that? My music isn't good. You snitch. Wait a minute. Akash, do you think? And again, you guys would have to answer this. I'm not the biggest fan as everybody knows. But do you think maybe 50 is doing this to avoid the verses because the verses might expose 50 for actually not having that many hits? Maybe probably. I think when 50 starts playing his hits. I'm sorry to interrupt. Sorry. Yo, do you want to interrupt black women on this show? You write about that. Go ahead. Psych. Go. Yeah. Yeah. I was going to say, I think if you play 50's hits, it ends in 2005. There's no hits at 2005. Amazing album. Get what you got. Try it. Amazing album. Pretty good follow-up. Candy Shop was a single. I'm sure there's one or two others I forgot. One with the game who he hates. He can't play that. Hate it or love it. You can't do that. In verses, you can play any song that you like. You're not going to give shine to the guy that you hate. He still hates the game? I assume you don't let go of nothing. Also, what was lollipop? Lollipop was second album. Lollipop, P-I-M-P. That's in that candy shop? I'll take you to the candy shop. What is it? Magic Stick? Magic Stick was first album. Magic Stick was fire. I'm just saying, he has, it's usually 20 versus 20, and I'm saying 50 has a solid 20. But you're going to look, I think if you pull back. Hold on a second. What? I just say 50 has a solid 20 bangers he could play. 50 got a solid 20, and then Ti got a solid 20. Someone said this should be 50 songs each or 40 songs each. I was saying Charlotte posts on it. I don't know Ti's music that well, but it seems if he's put out six, seven, eight albums, however many albums he put out, he's going to have more songs. But he's got more songs, like who has the hits and Ti's I think bumps. And I like 50's, but I think Ti's. You think Ti got it? And not by a whole, not like he's going to lose real bad, it's just that Ti I think he's going. Nobody wanted with Shania Twain though? That don't impress me much. Yo, what if you just play that after every one of the other person's songs? 50 plays magic stick, that don't impress me much. Oh, you know. When you got the looks, but have you got the touch? Oh man. And I don't even own in the middle. I think you're all right. But I don't give you a living in the middle of the night. I act like I can grow up in Texas. Come on now. You know what I mean? We're the white bitches with the wagon set. All right. We're going to take a break for a second guys. Hard dicks. Very important. Fast forward. Okay. Um, is Corona? I know things could be getting boring in the bedroom. Maybe you want to shake some things up. What I would do if I were you is get the hardest dick available. All right. That's blue chew sent right to your door. Okay. I'm telling you, it's not a game out here. 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I mean like Jimmy Johnson or whatever is big. But like if I get nobody cares. That's not cool for us. We can keep the cool cache of beats by Dre. We can look woke and there is one sport where nobody I have never seen a human being advertising beats by Dre. Why not just get this guy. Yeah. It's a perfect marketing move. And you know he's going to have the best sound system in that car. He drives with music bumping. One black driver got the radio pumping in it. That would be hysterical. They do. Bro they got to do that. You just hear from every other car and is I take you to the candy. Son that would be fire. Yo. I think it's interesting. There's a thing that annoys me about it and we spoke about it on flagrant a little bit but like you see all these brands and beats maybe is a is not a good example of this. So maybe I don't want to use them but like I think beats is owned partially by Dre and Jimmy. I mean well maybe they were bought out. So they still I think I bought about by Apple. But I'm sure he's still on board. Maybe they're still on the board or something like that. But a lot of these companies that I've seen like extending themselves and like doing things for diversity and you know the wake of George Floyd is there is really interesting to me because they're like it is so important that our company is a diverse company all this shit. It's like y'all knew racism existed. Y'all knew that like police were killing black people like this is a news to y'all. You're only doing this because you know you'll get heat if you don't do it. Right. And you're doing it in the positions that are the most easily replaceable. Yeah. Right. The lowest positions are the ones that you really don't care about. Now we look at like TV stars we look at someone on a TV show and we're like oh my god it's so important that that person is that cartoon character or that person is on a TV show is so important. Yeah. Those people are our pawns to the executives in these companies. Yeah. So the executives in these companies are basically like you know how do we protect our white jobs. How do we protect the jobs that are just all of our white friends and all the community that we've had all these executive boards on Hollywood 90 percent white right. The I'm sure the executive boards on all these teams these agencies all them are like 90 percent white I imagine and they're putting the diversity in the places that are the most protective to them. They're not doing anything altruistic here. It's all selfish. How do I keep the heat off my PR move. It's a complete PR move. Yeah. Now granted I don't want to knock it. It's like one of those situations where it's like when you give money to charity so you to pay less of taxes. Yeah. But you're still giving money to charity. Yeah. It's still helping out some people giving them opportunity. But if you want to give real opportunity it'd be cool if you're like now we're going to promote the black people that are already in the company. Yeah. And we're going to put them on the executive board. Yeah. Put some black people on the boards of your company and then you won't have to worry about doing racism by accident. You know what's interesting. Right. Like if you have I'm saying like if you have two black people that work on H&M you're not going to get them racist shirts out there. Yeah. You just don't have any black people on your boards so you do this shit that's accidentally racist because you didn't know. Well here's how you know. Maybe TV networks aren't. I don't know all the landscape of TV networks but I know ABC has a last I checked a black head of casting and a black network president. And I haven't seen ABC doing a lot of pandering shit because they're probably just like because the black heads are like what do you fucking think we're doing here. Yo not only what do you fucking think we're doing here one they've actually invested in black people who create shows like Sean Iran's I think had a deal with NBC. Sean Iran's. What's his name. Blackish guy. He moved to Netflix. Oh fuck. Kenya Barris. Kenya Barris. He had like a deal with him. Exactly. So think about that the people that have already baked in diversity into their companies are not doing this performative diversity. Yeah. This is is it not so obvious. Is it not so blatant. Like to me I'm looking at this and I was like do you all not see how these people are hoodwinking you. I think Malcolm X even said and I forget the quote but it's like don't be fooled by by like token gifts or something like that by the oppressors something like they'll give you little things to distract from the bigger problem. Black people see that. Huh. Black people see that all the time. Really. But it feels like the heat dies down. Yeah. And maybe because the rest of us are like oh OK they're doing look what they're doing but it feels like a lot of these like little measures that aren't anything. The heat kind of dies down and they don't. Nobody's like yeah but you're still your board is still entirely white. Like if that movement started I think they might have to be like all right well listen who's the most who's the guy we like the least on the board let's fire that guy and hire a black. Yeah. And another thing you could actually do if your companies go we don't care about diversity we care about making money. That's what banks do. Yeah. You notice like nobody puts any pressure on banks to have diversity like no one's like yo Wells Fargo where the Indians. Yeah. Right like no a city bank where the black people because their issue is not progressive. They don't give a fuck about any rights for nobody besides the money. Yeah. Who gives us the most money all these banks out here were the same banks that wouldn't lend money to black people for houses. It's the same banks. Have they done anything like no. Do you think we let it slide because our money's tied into their money and it's like our money I don't give a fuck about diversity from our money either. Well of course Wells Fargo I don't want you doing some fake diversity hire. At the expense of expense of my shit. Yeah. You know what I mean it better be Asian. Who could count. Let's be honest like. You could do. You could do diversity hires for some shit that don't matter. Like there's no diversity hire in the NBA. Yeah. Because you're not going to put some bum ass fucking white or Indian dude on the team. If I saw an Indian on my favorite sports team. Yeah. Okay. You're fucking mind. What are we doing here guys. Yeah. This ain't this ain't the time for diversity. Yeah. What do you think this is big black motherfuckers out there. He wins some goddamn games fucking pay this man. But isn't it isn't that true. Yeah. For real dude. There's no. Yeah. It's like it shows you like in the positions that they could easily flip flop things out like the cartoons the voices and that kind of stuff. It's such a meaningless thing. Of course you could flip flop it out. Yeah. But when it comes to putting an executive on the board all of a sudden it's like well we need to be very serious about this hiring. Oh. Oh that's something that matters. Can green light black shows Oh. We're not going to do all that. No bro. I've been talking about like guys that are that are going to the bubble like some of my NBA friends. Yeah. And there was a picture that came out on Twitter. Did y'all see the picture of the meal. Yeah. Yeah. So there's two things about this are interesting one. I'm fascinated with like the level of organization that it took to make this happen. Right. Because if you really think about it right. So for everybody who's listening who doesn't know what's going on. So the NBA is going to resume the season and they're doing it in Orlando and what they call the season. I guess. Correct me if I'm wrong here Akash. But it's basically an enclosed area. It's not actually enclosed with a bubble but nobody in nobody out. Nobody in nobody out. Now how do they get food in. I think it's going to be the hotel like the hotel employees can obviously leave they're not tied there. The hotel can still get shipments. Right. Like the players and team and fat whatever nobody in nobody out the rest of the hotel staff whatever they get their shipments as is you're in hotel food. You're in hotel but this should look like they said spirit airlines look horrible look trash but here's the thing is important. These athletes are not regular people. Yeah. I got a picture of it up right now. Yeah. So these athletes are not regular people. These athletes. What. Yes. That's that son. That's 87 on the gas. Do you mean like yeah. Athletes need 93. Yeah. Athletes need like tip top food. Like you think LeBron is out here eating like trash. You think LeBron is eating trash they'll eat candy and that kind of stuff but I bet you Neil LeBron eats to a certain extent is monitored outside Taco Tuesday. So apparently apparently this is only for the first like 48 hours or something. Okay. While each player is like individually isolated to make sure and then they'll get tested or they're getting tested and waiting on results or something. So they're not wasting the good food on me. No. We're not wasting that after that it's hotel food. It's like five you know five star hotel food or whatever it's going to be good. It's not going to be this forever. Mark Stein had a tweet that explained it but yeah your initial response and even if I'm LeBron I'm not eating this for two fucking days. Yeah. Come on dude. This is crazy. Like I'm not saying that we got to like treat athletes bougie or anything like that. But at the end of the day they're fucking athletes bro they make you for the system. I am really the best shit. But even just a regular male like. I don't know the word you just said. A regular male. What is a male. A man. Oh I thought you were saying meal. No. Oh. Even a regular male needs more food than that. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. I see. Yeah. It's interesting this whole bubble thing man. Imagine like you were tasked to organize that. Just think about it. You have to organize food for all these different people. That means somebody has to choose what the food is. Like there are so many people. You remember that scene in Apollo 13 where there's a team of engineers and they're stuck up there and they're like we have duct tape this and this. We have six hours. We've got to figure out how to get those guys back to earth or whatever it was. Some crazy circumstance. That's what this bubble shit is to me. It's a bunch of people are like look we got you know 400 people that are NBA athletes coming. We got all these fucking staff and we got to figure out how to keep them here. Also they can't fuck hose for two months like let's figure out everything we need to figure out. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Why can't you figure out just before you get to the hose though. But oh isn't it the same as like an Olympics coming to the city. Yo son the same thing. I live in the same type of coordination. A lot to leave. That's the only difference I would say is that the little bill is you can leave but I have to say in there needs to be the same level of coordination with food and a village. Yep. You know obviously there's a lot of like facilities. Maybe they're already baked into the Olympics but still even putting on that like I want to sit down with these people and be like how do you do it. How do you make this happen. Yeah but I'm not. Yeah that's hard but this is even crazier to me because it's nobody in nobody out also Olympic Village is only for athletes. This is also staff coaching staff trainers everybody one hotel nobody in nobody out we have to sort through food we have to sort through everything that these guys are going to want and these are no disrespect to Olympic athletes. Most of them are millionaires. These are millionaires you're not telling a millionaire what to do. This was really interesting these people there these athletes could do whatever they want for the first time in their life they're going to be put in a situation where they're basically a camp. Yeah you are a camp you're a sleepaway camp bro. Like these motherfuckers got a ring that they got to wear have you seen this ring. Nah. This is a ring that they got to wear that like monitors them and I think it monitors like where they go but also like I think a modest temperature there's a bunch of things that it does and I'm just thinking how hilarious it is like these guys never wear their winning ring anyway. Yo rings do not mean shit to an NBA athlete that's Savannah James. The shots have been fired. I think you know what your time it is. Yo wouldn't you is that that bad is that bad a deal? Like is that that bad a deal you were telling us about polygamy earlier. Yeah. You love polygamy. I don't look like you did you came in the door set it before set it before. What is it? What? I thought you were going with the crowd. Yeah. Yeah. Come on. You said some shit in the fucking room. This is one week removed from her clit ring debacle. Wow. These girls talking about clits on the podcast the brilliant is podcast is an intellectual cultural discussion you bring out clits for no reason. I didn't bring up nothing. You walked in here ding dong and all the shit I think you had a cowbell attached to it. She was crazy. So you're talking about clits and then literally a few days later two weeks later you sick. I'm serious. Come on. I'm getting nervous dog. I got Corona. I don't know. We got this six feet distant shit. So I think I might got that rona bro. Fuck. Stay over there. Fuck. That shit got me on. I think you got got dog. God damn it. You went to New Hampshire. I think it was I went to Rhode Island. Oh, Rhode Island. I went to that Rhode Island. Anyway back to polygamy polygamy sweetheart. You came in here with the big polygamy energy. What were you saying? I was watching a show called polygamy on a showtime and it's basically about how these couples like deal with their own situations. Like, you know, I guess it's not I want to say straight people but like what they call this one person will monogamous people. Oh monogamous. So it was very interesting like one relationship was in relationship with another relationship. So they're four total people. Yeah, they call it a pod. And then but within that relationship they have other people that is crazy. Yo, Taylor, you with the shit? I'm not with the shit. You cannot be polygamous. I cannot. What if the other dude that you got to fuck he had a hammer on him. What? And then you had to use it. Yeah. That's the thing with Akash. Akash got the big dick. He just don't know how to use it. No. But I personally don't think size necessarily matters in a way, in a way. Yeah. Yes. Yes. You can't be like three inches or nothing like that. Ah fuck. That's a problem. Shit. Shit. Akash plays around. Now he got the big Indian stick. That's what they say. For real. He got the foot long. Girls come up to him and ask for that motherfucking foot long. For real. Akash don't look stacked. He doesn't look stacked. It's true. But it's a fact. We live together. I will watch him in the morning dragging that thing to the bathroom full of urine. Oh right. I'm glad you're so comfortable. Say what? I'm glad you're so comfortable. Listen, we want to just make you feel comfortable. You keep coming up these crazy ass topics. No, it's great. You have to. I'm not cool with polygamy. That shit is mass stupid. Look. How dare she? Yeah. I'll hear some dude giving her more single digit minutes. They're fucking in the same bed and everything's switching. They're all in a relationship. Wait, the dudes are in a relationship as well? All in a relationship. Nah. Nah. Nah. I don't even look. But one of them is my second one. What if some other dude starts fucking your girl in front of you and she's making more noise. I know. Sometimes I fuck my girl and she won't make as much noise like what is happening over here? Yo, that's that'd be crazy. No, you guys have to watch this show. At least one episode. No, we don't. That's horrifying. It's two different couples like in that episode. So another one is like basically like one guy and two girls. That's fire. There we go. That's fire. That was fucking over with this. Not that gay shit you were talking about before. The fuck was that? There's two dudes making out in each other's dicks. No. What were you even talking about Taylor? I got corona. This is my last pod. People are like, well, they gave me. Come on. One of the girls in that in that group, whatever, she met some other guy and guy with shit with him and they got jealous. This is like all this. Yo, these people need God. These people need God. Real talk. They got no boundaries, bro. You're not supposed to just eat candy all the fucking time. You got to have some fucking energy. Who got that much energy? Get a fucking job. Get a fucking job. What do they do? They're on the stimulus? What is it? This is what motherfuckers are doing with the stimulus. Son, one of them is actually a trainer for a boxer, actually. And I forgot his name. No. He's a black trainer. We're not doing that. We're not doing that. Cut that play. Give me shit out. I don't think that that's right. Would you allow your girl to be with another dude? God damn mine. Would you be with another girl? I'll kill myself. Yo, straight up. We really got to look back into like Islam and like why they even allowed that. It's like communism is good in theory. But the shit don't work in real life. And that's the thing, Americans were out here judging Muslims, they'd have multiple wives and were like, how could you that's so disrespectful? And Muslims are looking at us like, have you tried this shit? I'm the one getting disrespected out here. You see this? Are you fucking crazy? No, it is. Imagine having seven wives, bro. Oh, God. Seven wives. Fuck me. It's because the lifespan used to be so short. Of the wives? Nah, your lifespan in general. Oh. When you like 16 to 25. You're like, I could do seven. I could do seven. I could do seven. Right on the honeymoon phase ends. You out of here. Yeah. Take me. Yo, that's it. You think you got to pray five times a day just to get a break? Because you know you pray separate, right? They're like, I'm gonna do something. What are you doing? I'm praying. I'm praying. I'm gonna add all the extra steps. Now I gotta wash my feet first. It's the whole thing. He's just stretching it out. I gotta go to the furnace store by a rug. Just give me an hour. I'll be back. He's stretching it out. Don't worry about it. Don't fuck out, bro. You got a compass. I need to figure out which way east is. Go find a compass if you can. Do me a favor. I got to pray. So praying is just the bathroom for non-Muslims. Yeah, but it's a much better excuse. Bro, that's the Utah ones. What do they get? Mormons? Mormons. Some of the Utah ones. I just call them Utah Muzzies. Don't tell them that. Salt Lake Muzzies. That's what they call them, bro. No, but for real. They Saltine Muslims. Sweet. That might be the title for this one. What? It might be the title for this one. The Salaam-o-salt-laek-um. Was that You died right now. This might be the last pod, yo. Yo, we had a good run. We did have a good run. Corona at the end of this shit. Just correspondingly so that you can have fun It's like getting killed at the end of the war. You understand, like rape right at the end? Like, shit, open it up now. Now you got a quarantine. Fuck, bruh. You think I really got it? No. I can still taste. I can still smell. For now. You think that with the size of my nose I'll ever not give this to you? No, no, no, all these people in the hospital are crying, I'm just like, I don't know what y'all talking about. Smell like hospital meat. Motherfuckers, smell it next week. Yo, smell it next week is funny, bro. Anyway, what else we got today? We got what about shit? We're not going to care about next week. OK. What are we not caring about next week? Say what? Trump cutting wants to cut funds for the schools. How you want to send kids back to school and cut the funds from the school? Also, let's talk about that. Do you guys think this is shit we're not going to care about next week? Or we probably will. Do you guys think we should send kids to school? No, not yet. Really? Mark does. Really? Mark, what you think? I mean, I see it both ways. Like, some single parents need the support. He would see it both ways. Petri dish. Like, you got all these kids getting sick, spreading it back to the parents. There's no masks. Kids don't get sick from it. Typically, they're fine, but they can still carry it from what I understand. So you could get everybody you know sick, your kid, you're fine. Yo, son, you know what's important to talk about? If that, like, Galeen Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein's sex ring was still going on now, the kids would have just killed them all with corona. That's a valid-ass point, yo. Think about that. That's why they ended it now. Because they knew. Fucking funny timing. Oh, my God, the second they couldn't be around kids anymore because of corona. They were like, oh, we need to arrest Epstein. We need to arrest Maxwell. And that's like a little distraction for everybody. Oh, look what we're doing. We're doing good work over here. Oh, shit. Stay woke. You saw that? Third eye. Back to school. I'm kind of like sending them back, but I understand the issue with it. You don't want it to spread, and it seems like it's continuing to spread in America. I don't know how everybody in Europe got that shit down. How the fuck did everybody in Europe? That's in distance. America got, it became political. And the second it became political, everybody on the right was like, nah, the left wants us to wear a fucking mask. Trump says don't. I'm with Trump. Fuck that. And now Trump even said, I had never said don't wear a mask, wear a mask, but they're too dug in. Yeah. Neary. So that's really all it is. Yeah, Europe took it serious. The main things are six feet apart and wear a mask. And you can still get it, but like it cuts the chances down dramatic. Those are the two most important things. Fuck. I should have worn a mask. I knew you were gonna get caught. What's wrong with you? I think I got sick literally a minute ago. Like you got corona straight up. That's what happened. When we were going upstairs, remember we went upstairs to walk the dog? Literally on the way upstairs I was like, ooh. You probably smelled from corona from fucking Long Island. You just, I think I caught that shit. Wait a minute, this is actually serious. Do I need more than six feet? Wait a minute guys. Wait a minute. I've been keeping six feet this whole time, but I didn't know that I got the peace. You do got a peace. I got the peace. Yo, you got a joint. I got the fucking joint. Yep. Do you know what I mean? You gotta wear two masks. I just need the wine corks. When you were young, did you ever wear two condoms? Say what? Did you ever put on two condoms? Yeah, I did. Yes, son. I put one of my balls. I think all guys make balls. Wait, how do you do it? It's not mine. After he was out there with me I was like, no. I put on two. I put on two. But go on. Go on. No, it was just that. Because I was saying you should put on two masks. Well, some of these girls are skeezers. Did they know you were putting on two? Say what? That's wild to suspect of. They knew you were putting on two. Hey man, it is what it is. Are y'all even feeling anything with two? We're not feeling anything with one. Yeah. Also, you're young. Pussy feels so good when you're young. Remember those days? No, but Pussy feels amazing when you're young. You just stick a dick in and you're about to buzz. So then you throw two condoms on. Now you feel less. Now you can fuck for longer to satisfy you. Boom. That's what we sacrifice always. What kind of condoms size? What kind of condoms size? That's a good question. You might be going to HR, son. Yeah, she's asking crazy questions. Crazy questions, son. Chris Moreau. Chris Moreau. I'm being harassed by a black woman. Because they didn't break. Say what? Yo, I was smacking. I was smashing through condoms when I was younger, yo. I'm not gonna lie. I think my dick got less sharp. I think I had a sharp dick back in the day, bro. I think I did. I had a sharp dick because I was smashing through condoms back in the day. I was smashing through rubbers, yo. I was smashing right through them. They would just be a big, like that big a hole in the bank. That's it. That's it, bro. Have you ever used something besides condoms, like a classic bag? What? What kind of fucking question is that? Where'd you grow up, yo? Philly. That's the most Philly shit I ever heard, yo. Do you use the wrapping paper for them sandwiches, yo? I mean, condoms is not good to do with me. It doesn't do with me. You just go to the wall on Roosevelt Boulevard and buy some shit so you got condoms. I just need gum. I don't need the condoms. Just give me the 25-cent gum, please. This is where I practice safe sex here. Now, the dumbest shit I did is, when I was about to come, I'd squeeze the tip of my dick so no cum came out. Like I would bust, but it wouldn't come out. It would just go back where it came from. Literally, my dick would be like, go back to your country. And I'm like, all right. But if it's out already, why would it come out and never came out? It just went back in, just fell back in. I busted. I was like, and I held it, and then it just kind of bubbled up at the middle. It looked like a snake just swallowed a deer. And then it just, I guess, went back to the balls. I don't know where it went. It's like putting a cap on an oiled derrick. Exactly, an oiled what? An oiled derrick. That's not some Texas shit right there. It's an oiled dyke. No, no, no. What? A dyke. No, an oiled derrick. That's a little tower shit. That's a dyke, bruh. What are you talking about, yo? An oiled dyke. What are you talking about? What are you talking about, dyke? An oiled dyke. What do you think a dyke is? I think it's a dyke. Can you look up a dyke definition and then look up world derrick. The, spell it, L-E-S-B-I-N. No, no, no, no. That's a play. I'm sorry, it's my play. That's a play. You gotta just keep pretending you don't know. You're saying dyke. I'll be forgetting. When I'm around you, rascals. Wait a minute, no, but wait, what was it though? We were talking about dikes. Cutting funding to schools. Somehow we got here, Taylor, it's just sexy questions. All you do is ask these sexy ass questions. I'm just trying to burp in my dick. You know, sometimes you burp, but you don't let the belt shout, that's what it is. You just gotta come with your mouth closed, or your dick closed. Wait, how many times do you do that? I'll just bust it off once. Regularly. And okay, irregularly. No, I just busted that shit off once, and then I'd be nice and I could go for a while. But you've done that. Mad times. Also I had another technique. It was a breathing technique that I would utilize. This is when I was fucking a girl in high school. I used the bus mad quick, so I had to find a way to go a little longer. No, I had to find a way to go a little longer. So what I was doing was this. Right when I was about to bust, I'd pull out and no bullshit in front of her. She's just sitting there panting. She's just sitting on this guy. And I would just start going like this. I'll just start going, I go. Are you fucking here? No, no, I'd stop fucking her. And if I did that enough, the cum would come back down. It wouldn't shoot out my dick. And then I could go for a long ass time after that. What did she say while you were doing that? I don't know. I think she just waited. She just recovered. I think she was just sweating, bro. Probably profusely. You know what I mean? If I threw her in that dog, bro, that's what she got to panting. That's what she got to panting. Give her that treat. Anyway, but that's how I was great in bed. I'm just like, that's all. Honestly, I used to think that you were supposed to fuck really fast. No. Your girls don't like that? No. And I'm not talking about duration. I'm talking about speed of fuck. Speed of stroke. Because my speed of stroke game was nice. You ever put them in the holster? You ever go, what is that? Underhooks? You put them in the underhooks? She's looking at you, like she's the microphone, right? She's looking at me, she's on top. Then you put her in the underhooks, right? And then you just go rapid fire. Yo, that right there? Guaranteed to make one of us come probably me. I can't spell out your laugh, Ally. You can't spell out your laugh. I just spelled it out right now. How you spelled it? He's literally doing ha ha ha ha. H-A, H-A, H-A, that's all. That's how you would spell it? Yeah. Shit. Now he's going to be embarrassed to laugh. Why you do that to him, everybody? Just what the hell are you laughing at? You have such a laugh, you have such a laugh. Yo, how do different cultures laugh? How you spell out different cultures' laughs? I feel like he-he is the Asian shit. Yo, so that's H-E, H-E, H-E. All right, and Indians, how do y'all laugh? I don't know, yo. Come on, bro. They don't laugh, man. Yeah. Yeah, what do y'all do with it? I feel like I laugh more than most Indians. They just judge, you know what I mean? They mean scolding and judging. All right, what about blacks? How do the blacks laugh? They mean moving shit around, it's a lot of physicality. We run away when we laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I picked that up from black people. Yeah. I get very mobile when something's really funny. I'm abusive. I feel like it's too funny for me to still be here. I gotta be over there, that's how funny it is. I can't handle how funny it is in this moment. Yeah, right here, I'm a spontaneously combust. Yo, I be abusive from my black friends. I start hitting whoever's next to me, shoving them and shit. I hate people like that. I almost thought you were gonna say I hate something else. I was like, whoa, Taylor. I don't like when people touch me when they're laughing. You don't like that? No. It's a great way to bond, camaraderie. It's a bonding experience. I'm laughing too, I'm here with you. You don't have to keep tapping me to laugh. Wow, that sounds so white here. You went to white school. Yeah, they're invading your personal bubble. No, I mean I did, but I'm saying like that wasn't from a white person. How did they laugh there? From a black person. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So witty. It's like a rich white person. Why people laugh in the deepest place in their belly? Where is it? Oh, that's true. They got the deep in the belly. That's a good white laugh. Yeah. Yeah, right. Go laugh, or laugh. Why are you putting that? Mark the white is one here, yo. I'm not white? Yo, Mark's not white. What are you? He's from France. Yeah, I'm France. That's just gay white. I don't know what we're acting like it's not. Yo, are white people French? Some? Are French people white? That was a good answer. I thought I was going to trick you with that one. I thought I was going to trick your ass with that one, but you got around it. You got right around it, tricky ass. OK, anyway. So I think the point is let the kids stay home. Right? I think that's the point, right? You can't have these kids at school. You know where you convince me when we talk about fucking with two condoms. That's when I was like, yep, kids, you stay home. The kids got to stay home. Yeah, nothing good comes from school. You know what I'm saying? Can't have you're learning to use plastic bags. This is wild. I didn't use plastic bags. You did say that. I didn't mean to say it. You said you use a body glove rash guard. What? You said you were on the beach with a guy and he was boogie boarding, and he didn't have a rubber and you're like, use that body glove rash guard. That's the whitest record I've ever seen. I don't know what that is. I don't know what you're talking about. I only know body glove is a brand. He said that. Mark's the only guy who laughs. Mark's the only guy that he's talking about. So Mark got me, put your dick in his sleeve, tied at the end. What? It's all good. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. Let me tell you something. Right now we are cooking from home more than ever. Everybody knows that. Let me make cooking from home easier for you, OK? There's a brand called HelloFresh. They pre-proportion the meals. They send all the ingredients. They send everything you possibly need, all right? So you're not at the grocery store buying 15 carrots for a meal and these one, right? You're not getting all these different ingredients. You don't know what the hell to use, right? 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But if you let him out and then you just held in your hand, that'd be putting the kids in the cages. You can't do that. That's wrong, right? Yeah. Yes. All right, just making sure. That's why he doesn't do it. I don't do that shit. You know what Kanye wants to do with those kids in the cages? What? You didn't hear it? What? I haven't figured out the lie yet. All right, seriously, next, though. Young thug versus pushy teeth? Can you break this down for us? Goddess of the internet. So basically, she's a goddess of the internet dogs. I like that. I like that moniker. That's a goddess of the internet. That's a great moniker. You got to add that to your bio, yo. Yeah, you got to add that to your bio, yo. Go. Pushy teeth did what? So an early song from Pops Mugs album came out and it was Young Thug and then Pushy teeth. Pushy teeth says some things about Drake. Oh, what do you say? So I don't understand the reference, but I'll read it to you. So it says, those empty threats only sound good on your records at the pay. You got here on the song. No, no, no, no, just say it. I don't know how they say it. Just say it. I'll spit it too. It's not followed by a, you should read it. Let me show y'all. I can spit bars out of here. Ready? Where? Yo, how y'all want it though? I want it fire. Want that fire, yo. Do you want that shaker spirit? No, no, no, I want that fire. You want that heat? All right, boom. All right, Drizzy, Drake, October, Scorpion season. Yeah. Those empty threats only sound good on your record. Record. If the Patois not followed by a blocker. It's like Mark. Oh no, this is Pusha T. Yes. So I'm looking inside. Oh no, don't wait till you go in. Oh shit. Don't fucking confuse. Oh, because I thought it was Drake. Yeah, OK. So I'm trying to read it in Drake's native tongue, Jamaican accent. OK, I know. No, this is Pusha T. You're better at Pusha T. You want to read it? I'm going to just read it. All right, I'll read it then. Those empty threats only sound good on your records. If the Patois not followed by blocker, it's like Mark for Death's screw face without the Champa. Let him rush the stage when you made like Sinatra, only to find the blade flying back through LaGuardia. I might even buy a home out in Mississauga. On my walls, half scrolls of Shabalabalas. Two what? Many doors that are sprawled. They my ill-nanus. Make a call. She going to crawl. Bad gyal patra. I'm involved and absolved. I'm Godfather. Hush. Whoa. That's insulting. Son, do you know what that meant, Mark? He gave that motherfucker the business. Did he? Can y'all explain what it meant? Because it was so hard to read. I didn't take any of it in. I didn't understand a goddamn word. I still don't really understand. Something about patra and not followed by blocker. I think I got that. But the last thing is like, is he the Godfather of his son? Is that what you're saying, patra? No, Godfather is somebody named you Godfather. You can't just declare I'm Godfather. It's not like me and the father, where it's like I nutted in your girl, that's my kid. Huh? No, what's going on? Godfather is, I don't get it. My college roommate made me the Godfather of his daughter. Did you consent to that? Yeah. And what is the responsibility of that? If something happens to them, I take care of this girl. But that's like, you just say that. No, I take it very seriously. It's not on paper. No, it's a verbal agreement. It's a verbal agreement. It's actually binding. With someone who's now no longer around, so that agreement, there's no proof. I mean, how many Godfathers really took on that role? Can we ask that? That's a good question. Right, like, I'm someone's Godfather. I didn't know it was that serious. It's that serious, yo. For real? It's that serious. I'm Godmom to like five kids. You ain't ready for that. Do you know what you signed up for, bro? Hey, you ain't ready for that. Come on, yo. Are you sure you want that responsibility? Actually, wait. Do you get them kid presents? I really like these two. I like really see them. Like, those are like, my best friend has a kid. Like, that's my best friend's child. Your best friend got a kid? Yes. Your best friend got nutted in? Haven't we all? Yeah, I mean, come on, buddy. Be fair in your line of questioning. You've been nutted in before? All the time. Bro, Drew's been nutted in. Son, what is that? Myself. But for real, do you think it's foul of the guy who put out the album to not disclose the verse to the other rappers that are on the album or the other rappers that are on the song? He was a feature. Yeah, he was a feature. Right. But like, if you know, for example, like, let's say me and you are rapping, right? Obviously. And we go on. You didn't hear Young Thug's responses? No, I saw Young Thug's response. Yeah, Young Thug was like, yo, y'all rappers gay. He basically said that. Yeah, it's hilarious. Yeah, I love the dude. So but imagine me and you are rappers, right? And we go on Al's album. Yeah, right? We don't know each other. And I got beef with another rapper that's your friend. And I trashed that rapper on the same out on the same song you're on. You might be kind of tight because it almost looks like you're co-signing the fuck I'm saying. Yeah. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. So should is this a little fucked up? Didn't push respond though by saying like, you're on this song because I wanted you on it. Yeah, that's what he said. So he goes, don't feel bad. Nobody knew that, knew what the verse was about. The label heads that stopped it didn't even know. We still don't know the verse at all. They only assumed because he told them the same way he told about the Ross Maybach six verse. I guess he's talking about Drake probably. Yeah, he's saying. And if he'll tell record executives about rap verses, God only knows what else he'll tell. I don't do police work, police rappers or police niggas. He's obsessed with Drake to me. Oh. Pressure T because it is right now. That's his claim to fame. Exactly, that's his claim to fame. He got one, he's not a one hit wonder. He's got a lot of songs, but right now that's the thing that he gets to play for attention. Like he could push that button. I'm a push fan. I don't like Drake. So I'm obviously biased. Nah, I just, I don't like him as like a. He hates white rappers. Yeah. He's not white. He is what? What is he? I hate half of him. You hate half of him? Yeah, like strongly. No, I understand Drake is great. I just find him a little corny and I just don't like him. Whatever. But I understand he's one of the all time greats. I get it. But what I was going to say is didn't Drake dance on Meek Mill's fucking grave for an entire year, back to back, and then he just kept celebrating. You're at OVO, you already won. You're playing all this shit, bringing Will Smith on stage. Like. Ooh, that's a good play. He brought Will Smith on stage at OVO as he's destroying Meek and it's over. And I think Meek might already. It wasn't over yet. That just started. He dropped the first song, then he dropped back to back, the shit is over. Then he. And then OVO was like the next month or so or like. And I'm pretty sure Drake kept bringing it up. And Drake brings up Pusha T. He brought him up on an interview fucking five, six months ago, two, three months ago, whatever it was. Recently he brought him up on an interview. But we don't also know how, when that interview was like. Probably not a year and a half ago. They probably didn't sit on it for that long. Especially because it was title and God knows they need content. Yeah. So you're basically saying Drake did all this shit to Meek so he can't really be upset. And Pusha's doing this. And Drake still talks about Pusha and he's clearly bothered by, cause it has a guy who hates Drake. I understand. This was his first L ever. The guy had just been winning all the way through from Degrassi on up. So this is his first L and it bothers him. It sticks with him. He still brings it up. He still makes it personal. Went on the shop and talked about it. It had been over. That's the only reason Pusha went on Joe Button. Probably not the only reason is probably whatever. But like. Pusha went on Joe Button and talked about it because Drake went on the shop and was like, he's talking about wishing death upon my bubba bubba. But to play devil's advocate and trust me producers and all that stuff. Why devil's advocate? What? They're going to probably bring that up anyway though. Who? The producers of the show and whoever's asking the question. That's what breakfast is. That's all they talk about. He could say no comment. Yeah. And if LeBron is your homie, you could easily say. Easily say. LeBron, let's not talk about this. And if you're going on, I think it was a title thing. I'm a subscriber. There's never any content for me. So I don't know. But like, I think you could easily be like, yo, I'm Drake. He's paying every month. He can knock it, bruh. Yo, I'm about to cancel. But I'm Drake. You're not going to tell me what the fuck we have to talk about. Yeah, man. I was trying to support artists, but it is not worth it. Let's go. Son, I'm about the movement. Let's go. You know what I mean? I ain't. I got what? I tried. I'm trying, yo. I got Spotify. Family account. Me and my girl sharing a family account. So my take on this, I don't think Pusha did anything wrong. You can talk about whoever you want to talk about on the record. I think Young Thug is being a little extra. Like, he don't need to get his permission. He just wants to fuck Drake, too. Like, my thing is like, hey, if he had a problem or he thought Drake might have a problem, you can just go speak to Drake. Be like, yo, hey, I ain't no Pusha's gonna do it. That's my bad. And that's it. Yeah, but do you fit? Do you understand? You don't have to publicly call him out. That's the thing, like, I don't know the etiquette, right? Like, I don't know the rap etiquette. Like, are you familiar with the verses of on the song before you go in there? Sometimes, sometimes not. Depends when you got the song. So it's like, songs get sent around and nobody like makes music in the same studios nowadays. Right, of course. Like, you record your shit and then you send it. But I would want to know what the other people are saying because I wouldn't want a rhyme to be similar or I wouldn't want like a verse to be similar. Like, if we're both saying, you know, Hennessy and Enemy or whatever like that, you don't want to have two of the same raps in the same song. I can understand Young Thug's point. I can also understand Push being like, I don't give a fuck what you think. Like, you're not a part of this. And again, I think, I know I'm biased, but I'm honestly, I think I would give the same energy both ways. If Drake can keep talking about it, if so many songs on his album he put out after the disc talked about it subliminally and they've been sending subliminals back and forth for years. This is just a continuation. This ain't like, Push dropped his fucking song that's strictly about it and says very bluntly what it's about. Drake gonna be mad at somebody for subs. Subs? And then also. You're the king of the sub. Do y'all remember any lines from his Push's song? Yeah, you are hiding a child here. That's the only line, right? That was a pretty strong line. I mean that's a strong line. That's a strong line. I don't suspect that's a strong line. That's the fuck Jay-Z of this millennium. Yeah. Jay-Z. He says something about 42. What? About his producer, he says something about. Oh, cause 40 got. He's a sickness or something. He got the shakes or something, right? Tick, tick, tick. What does he got? Yo. M.S. M.S. He got multiple sclerosis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a difficult word to say at the second one. Not multiple. Maybe that's what gives you the disease. It's just saying it too much. Your body just gives up. My shoulders went up right there when I just said that. Sclerosis. Sclerosis. Multiple. You don't just got one. Sclerosis. That M split different maybe devised a pie. That was another hotline cause that made me question, is Drake as rich as I think he is? But, but multiple sclerosis? So should it be sclerosai? It should be sclerosai. What have you just called a sclerosai? Yo, you got sclerosai. I'm so confused. If you got multiple sclerosies, think about it, it's M.S. stands for multiple sclerosis. That means you got more than one sclerosis. Technically, you have sclerosai. And you don't even need to say multiple at that point. Get the M out of there, bro. You just got sclerosai. Sclerosai, dawg. Eat this, you got pink eye, you got sclerosai. You got tie-dye. You got tie-dye. Do you know what I'm saying? Come on. Sclerosai. Sclerosai. Let's simplify these things out here. First of all, why are you bragging about your sclerosai? Like, we're getting, you got multiple. You know what I'm saying? We're rubbing in, we're rubbing in. Like, I get it, we got multiple. You two plaques, no big deal. Like, whatever. You know what I mean? Yo, like, whatever. But it's like, okay. I'm just saying, it's plaques on plaques on plaques. Like obviously if you watch it on YouTube, you see it. Like, Al's showing the broom. So we got plaque eye. We got plaque eye. We got plaque eye. But that isn't, that isn't important. I wonder if we talk to people who have M.S. if we should get their opinion on it. You have sclerosai. Let's get Drake's producer on here. But that's also the reason why Pusha T says something about Drake, too, cause we knew that this song's probably gonna be, it might be a big song. Yeah, he wants to drum up. Just like August Alcina didn't say anything about Jada Smith, Jada, Jada Pinkett Winfrey. What is her name? Jada Pinkett Smith. What is her name? Pinkett Smith, yeah. Jada Pinkett Smith until he had his album dropping. I think Will Smith told him to say it. Whoa. What weekend did it drop on? July 4th weekend? Who is Will Smith? Mr. Fourth of July? I think it was like, yo, I got no movies coming out. I understand the new landscape of newsmaking. Let's make some news, August. Holy shit, son. August, let's make some July news. Holy shit. How did Will Smith not have a movie drop on July 4th, bruh? He had one, yo. It's this. This is the movie. My life's a movie. He's doing an action, action slave movie. Yo, also this. Action slave movie? Something like that, yeah. Come on, bruh. I don't want to talk about that. Yeah. It's just uncomfortable. Yeah. The problem of slavery was too much action. Yeah, less action would be good. That's a passive slave movie. Yeah. Hey, chillin', drink a lemonade. I go. Also, lemonade, what a weird beverage. Like, you're what? Oh my god. How the fuck someone going off? How the fuck someone bit into a lemon? They were like, nah, we gotta juice this. That's all they got. That's where the saying comes from. All they had was lemons. They said we gotta make this taste like something. What the hell? Man, sugar. Where the fuck is it? Kool-Aid is a weird drink. Yo, but we're gonna get to Kool-Aid. But I think I got that shit just now. Yo, my god. It's traveling still, man. How? Yo, in all seriousness. Yeah, no, I'm gonna get it for sure. If there's lemons, there's oranges. No, there's not. They gotta be. It's the same citrus. It's citrus, bro. What if you only got one tree? Who got one tree? So maybe the other one, the mad squirrels, got to the oranges. What are y'all talking about? We're talking about lemonade. Lemonade, no, what the fuck? Lemonade, how did that even come about? Lemonade, like what person bit into a lemon there? Like, wow, this would be a cool refreshing drink on a hot day. Nobody is sour as fuck. Pineapple's the one that blows my mind. Son, pineapple. Who cracked that code? Like, yo, inside of this is some delicious shit. That's what I think about crab, Leeks. That's like eating a porcupine. That's like eating a porcupine. Crab legs also. Mad work. Also crab legs, that's a little sus. Like, that's a little ay-yo. Really, why's that? People eat the actual crab too, don't do that. Nah, but like, you've seen the dude with the double crab legs and he takes the shell off and it's just two red and white dicks just swinging and he just stuffs them in his mouth. Sucks on it. Sucks on it, all the juices. That's a little bit, that's Asian glizzy. That's an Asian glizzy, right? That is, bro. I've never seen it. I'm just saying, it's on the internet for you to see. But what were we talking about? Oh, the slave movie. This is a very interesting thing about Will Smith. Will Smith, and this shows you where he is in terms of like the acting priority list in terms of leading men right now. Will Smith used to be a thing in his films that he did not play black characters. He played just a character. His character wasn't defined by his race, right? And that's why if you look at Will Smith movies, you can't really find one where it's the story of him being a black guy. It's just this black guy who's gonna give away his eyes as fucking pancreas and all these other things, right? Or Independence Day, he's a pilot. You know what I'm saying? Pursuit of having is maybe a little. But I don't think that was as much black guy, right? I think that was more just like. You just think that because he was bald. Yo son, son, son, son, son, son, son, come on, yo. Son, bro, you can't, come on, son, son, son, son. He's like, this is where I should constrict. Damn son, damn son, how you gonna waste my last breaths with this right now? Yo, blow gotta be a little bit about black people, right? That's Johnny Depp playing a black person, dealing drugs. But now he's doing the slave movie, right? Which is, Mark, Mark, Mark just looked at the time to cut out what he said. Go to the Y, go to the Y to show Mark. Go to the Y to show Mark, so. I just missed it. Say what? I just missed it, dude. Oh man, come on, bro, you gotta show up on time for these jokes, man. All right, but for real though, I need to go to the hospital. I need a ventilator, son, you boy need that Quorla, Quorla, Quinn. Hey, you know what's arrogant? A Harley, Charlotte Quinn. Arnold Palmer. What? We were talking about Lemonade. Yeah. This guy just mixes two things together and has a whole drink name after him. Son, that's what drinks are. What's a Shirley Temple? No, but you mix strawberry with lemonade, strawberry lemonade. This guy mixed lemonade and iced tea and now it's named after his name. Yeah, he's the first person to do it. It's like when you find a comment, your first person to see in the sky, then you name the comment after you. You're Haley, yo. Haley. What? Yeah, you see a comment in the sky and you're the first person to see the comment, you get to name it and then that's your fucking comment. You can name stars. You don't remember that from Armageddon when he says he wants to name the comment Rebecca? And then he's like, why? You guys actually believe that? Son, the motherfucker says in the movie, he's like, I want to name it after my wife because she's a blood-sucking bitch. Destroys everything in her past. That should kill me, bro. It was fire. It was fire. I think those are all like a bullshit infomercial. How Haley's coming to get his name? Yup. No, but I'm talking about the ones where like they let normal people just, oh, you could buy a star and name it or some shit like that. Then they give you a little plaque and stuff like that. Oh yeah, that's bullshit. Or like you buy your girl a piece of the moon, that was one of the best hustles. Yeah. Oh, I never saw that. Yeah, you could buy a little plaque on the moon for your girl. Word? Yeah. So that's how much white people love conquering land. That's why they want to send it. We're not even there yet. Like, we'll buy that shit up real quick, please. Oh, please believe that we will buy a piece of the moon. You don't think we'll buy a piece of the moon, bro. I'll buy America planted his flag on that motherfucker. No, so we can finally jump as high as y'all. That's why we want to go to the moon. Come on. Oh man. Pursuit it half of this. What is that like white? It's an autobiographical film. It's Son of a God. About Rich. It's Son of a God. It's crazy. He's saving himself. About Chris Gardner, who actually this thing happened to. It's a true story about Chris Gardner who's a black man. I know, motherfucker. He's a black man, OK? Yeah, but he didn't. But it wasn't about his blackness. It was about his struggle selling bone density scanners. Exactly. That's exactly what it was. For you to remember. I don't remember trying to sell them bone density scanners. You know how difficult that shit would be? Your stupid ass product is that. Yeah, I don't know how dense my bones are. Do you? I know how dense one of them is. Definitely not as dense as the ones you know about. Apparently. Crazy ass. Sailing out here, size shaming all of us, bro. Yeah. Speak for yourself. Speak for yourself. Alex, that's big dick energy right there. Of course, your dick satisfies them. White girls, Alex. He's saying, I'm going to say. Oh, speak on it, Taylor. I got you, bro. Speak on it, Taylor Gang. I got you, girl. Speak on it, Taylor Gang. I'm just saying. What? Half and half, if it was like, dang. And I'm like, have you got to speak like. Yo, did you just have a stroke? What? What? What? Because. I feel like I'm ready to gather up. What the hell? I'm sorry. That's the effect I have on her. No. I was thinking like, well, you're half Puerto Rican and black, so you're not going to get the fool. Oh, Puerto Rican's got little feet. Oh, Puerto Rican's got little feet. Oh, shit. They got the smallest feet of any human beings. That's a fact. That's a fact. That's a geographical fact. Smallest feet of any human being. There's no Puerto Rican that oversized nine and a half. Puerto Rican robbed my girlfriend, Jordan. Just put them shits on her right now. Out of space in them jams. That's true, bro. Puerto Rican's smallest feet. Yes. Black and Puerto Rican. That just means I got a big dick and I eat pussy. Wait a minute. He sold that. He's thought that through. Wait a minute. That's a lie. Yeah, that seemed too good. That seemed too good. You were too quick with that. That means you have a big dick and you eat pussy? Yeah. Whoa, dude. That's a lot of responsibility. You out here eating pussy and you got a big dick. Wait, time out. Time out. Why are you making this big? That's a lot of responsibility. I mean, if you got a big dick, why are you eating pussy? Yeah, that's true. I thought eating pussy is for people with small dicks so the girl don't know how small the dick is. Although that's why pussy wasn't meant to. Ain't nobody doing that for recreational activity. That's true. What? That's true. If you got a big dick, why are you eating pussy? You just put the big dick in there and then she's satisfied. No. What do you mean no? You got to lick it before you stick it. You got to lick it before you stick it? That doesn't make any goddamn sense. I only know that because it's a booty call, the convenience store workers. And I don't even think they're Indian, but that was close enough at the time. I was like, they're trying to be Indian, so I'll take it. Remember that? The convenience store workers. I remember that. Yeah. I didn't look at you at all. That's funny, dude. But not for real, though. How are you going to lick your own dick before you stick it in there? I don't give a fuck. What? If I can reach it, I'm not going to fuck her. Wait. If I can't. Wait. Hey, babe, you want to come over? I'm a little busy right now. Yeah, let me get ready. If you can reach it, why is she even there? Yo, he got a good point. Wait, he said what? He goes, if he can lick his own dick, why does he even need the girl? I mean, if you want to lick your own dick, I mean, that's just great for you. You don't think girls would lick their own plicks if they could? No. Like a cat. You said that like, yeah. I know. You don't think if girls could do that, if they could take a big ol' lick of their click? I think they would try it. They would try it. Everybody would try it. Yeah. Right? Why are we acting like we won't try it? You're dying, son. I'm tired of listening to your voice. No one is killing me. It's bad, bro. Yeah, it's bad, yo. You think I got that rona? You got that rona. Shit. Shit, guys. Y'all don't seem as concerned as you should. I'm concerned. Gravely. Are you? Gravely. Fuck. I know where this shit is. If Chris was here, he would be upset. Chris would already be dead. Chris been in out of the hospital. He tried to blame it on everything but rona. He's like, oh, I got some kidney stones. Oh, I sprayed my ankle. Oh, I got limesies. You got that rona. Straight from the sword. Stop fraying. You got that farmer's market rona, Tom. Oh, God. You know that little jams and shit they sell at the farmer's market? That farm to table. You got that farm to table. Jah. You're so funny. I wanna get a button. Y'all come back. I'm out of a pocket. You're a producer. We got an opportunity. Come back. Oh, all right, all right, all right. Not in a podcast. You gotta produce us, you gotta produce us. Yo, we out here, just getting a little kudaisi. Not but for real though. All right, let's do some askin' idiots. Look at Al. Son, I don't know, I'm freakin' Al's side. I don't know, I've never seen Al's with eyes wider than mine. He said, he said, Mark, you look at him, look at him. Son, this is gonna be so bad. You know what I'm sayin'? Listen, hey, we just gonna put it out, bro. No, we not. We just gonna put it out. Son, we just gonna put it out. We just gonna put it out. 30 minutes and this is gonna put it out. No, no, no, no, we just gonna put it out. You understand how much they... Nah, nah, nah, but it's just me on it. So? What do you mean? They don't care if anything happens to me. Y'all thought they were protecting me with edits? Is that what y'all thought this whole time? Is that they're protecting shots? There's reason only one person that's not in this room has a Comedy Central show. Exactly. Oh, shots to Charlotte. Holy shit, I thought I wanted to bring it up in the first thing. Yeah. If y'all haven't heard the news, Charlemagne the God has a weekly talk show on Comedy Central. The execs finally wised up. That's why y'all got fired. We fired the execs. Yo, you're welcome, Charlemagne. Yo, so that they could bring in, you know who they brought in? Chris McCarthy from MTV too. Get the fuck... Oh, that guy knows his shit. Nah, he doesn't. That guy knows his shit. Chris McCarthy was the head of MTV too when we were all there and we built that network together into a real fucking network. And then MTV swallowed it with it. And ruined it like they did. And of course, MTV fucked it up as they do, but MTV too was absolutely killer. They had some great execs there that understood some shit and they really fucking killed it, man. And we've said this, I don't know on air. The talent they had at MTV too. Unbelievable. Crazy. Charlemagne, Duvall, you, Gabris, me. Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson. Like it was a fucking... Nicole Byer. Nicole Byer, Carl Eccalino. Like, yeah, man. It's a lot of great shit. So anyway, so Charla's gonna be part of, I guess, the rebrand of what Comedy Central is. And... It's the first time they're gonna get black people to watch their show. Yo, nice facts. And maybe they're starting to realize that you can't just put someone with black skin on the TV and expect black people to watch. Like black people will watch the things that reflect them culturally. And I think that Charlemagne got has proved throughout his fucking career that this guy has his finger on a pulse. Yeah. So I'm so excited for him. That thing is great. I know that he's always wanted a late night show and there was different things that were gonna happen that didn't happen for whatever fucking reason, but it's awesome to see him do it. And it's great. I'm so stoked for you, Charlemagne. Any way possible that I can help, I will, we are here for you in whatever you need. And I think you're gonna do great, man. You know what I think Comedy Central used to try to do? They would try to get, they would look at a show and be like, well, they get black people, but also a lot of white people. Yeah. Like a show about being kind of hood, but not really for the not black people. Make a show with a black guy that black people or people are entertained by and we'll be good. Yeah. I think that they've been trying to find black people that white people like. Yeah. And I think that it's kind of backfired in some ways. Right? Because like, I think in their mind, they had Chappelle show and they were like, oh, here's a black guy that white people like, if we just get black people, white people like, then all of a sudden show will be huge. And I think they also had some success with Key and Peele. Yeah. And here's the thing, those people, Chappelle and Key and Peele are not successful because they're black people, white people like. They're successful because they're fucking brilliant. Exactly. So that's what happens when you have these fucking cornball white execs who are all fired now. Oopsie. Sorry. But who really truly don't understand anything besides the world that they're in. Yeah. And they can't fathom that people might have more nuanced tastes and people might be brilliant outside of their like physical identity. Yeah. Yeah, they got lucky with those two guys and now they made a brilliant decision, which is tapping into the culture with Charlemagne. I really can't wait for it. Charlemagne is brilliant. Let's, we know it. Come on now. Come on now. That's the goat right there. So that being said, he'll never be on this podcast anymore. I'm just. Yeah, he used to me. I'm playing, I'm playing with y'all, man. Nah, I think he said he'd be back next week. He's still in South Carolina doing whatever the fuck they do. So, but yeah, let's do some asking idiot and then get out of here. This is from just underscore me, underscore IG. If you never made money from your likeness, should you be able to sue for your, be able to sue for your likeness? Oh, that's a good question. You never made money from your likeness, should be able to sue for your likeness? Yeah, it's yours. I think so. I think so. You make the choice not to make money off of it, but you have the right to your body and your identity. Yeah, just because I didn't profit off me, doesn't mean you can profit off me. Yeah, and you know. Given some to me. That's 100%. You know, another weird thing that likes all like, if someone, if an artist takes a picture of you, they have the rights to that picture. Like you have to purchase, technically purchase that picture off of them if you want to use it on your socials or use it for different things. I don't agree with that. Yeah. I own me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like this is all me. So if you press your little fucking button and get a picture of me, that's still mine. Yeah. But it's a weird, what? Nah, but like the picture isn't you? The pictures of me. Right. So it's like, I can't own that thing that I am. I think we agree to a price beforehand that I pay you for your service. And then after that, I own the picture. It's like any other photographer to me, if I pay you to take- Oh, it's different though. You're just saying if just a random person- If a paparazzi takes a picture of me. That shit, you do not get to make money off that. Well, regardless if you get to make money or not, I think I should be able to post whatever pictures of me I want. Now, can some random person profit off of that picture? Nah, maybe you got to talk to the photographer about it. But since it's of me, I should be able to use that whenever I want. It's my body. Now what if someone makes a painting of you? A little bit different. Why? Because I understand the argument you're making. That, hmm. See, it's both technically art. I know it's both technically art and I guess I just have less respect for just like taking the picture because I feel like the camera's doing all the work. That's true. And it's an actual reflection of me. Like that picture of me is me. Now, if they take a picture of me and then do some like, what was that gay guy? Did art? Picasso? Nah, warhol. Warhol, yeah. If they do some warhol shit and manipulate the picture all crazy, now you've added some art to it, in my opinion. But if you let the camera just do all the shit, that's Sony owns that. I honestly, I think that's really weird that you could own me, an image of me. That's just odd. Like I'm like torn on this one because it's like there are, there's still a lot of technicality that comes to, it's more than just pushing the button. Yo, so maybe if it's a specific photo shoot that you design the photo shoot, you design the clothing, you do the lighting, you do all these things. Like maybe that's an image that you own because you've added so much value, right? You Photoshopped it, you did all these things. But a fucking paparazzi to take a picture of me without my consent even. And then it's gonna say, I can't post that shit on my social media if I want to. Who the fuck are you? I didn't even say you could. Are you not allowed to post it or can you just not profit from it? Are you kidding me? What is profiting? Some people might be like, oh, you're using it for a flyer for your show. You're trying to profit off of this image. Motherfucker, you're trying to profit off of this image. I never said you could. It's just weird, right? There's like this weird, like the fact that apparently a tattoo artist owned the tattoo. So like Mike Tyson, even though the tattoo was on him, the image being used, the tattoo artist, that's essentially the artist work still. The word? That's kind of odd, right? That's, I don't think. I never knew that. That was a lawsuit about it apparently. Because you're paying the tattoo artist to do that art. So now you commissioned the artist and they did it. So it shouldn't be you. Now here's the question. What if the thing that they put on you is already copyrighted? What if it's a New York NYX logo? And now you are using that to promote or you're using that and you're doing foul thing with the NYX logo all over your face. Can they do cease and desist? There's some weird shit going on. Yeah, I know. It's odd. Then there's those companies that would give you like $100,000 if you got their brand tattooed on you. Oh, yes, yes, yes. They're probably like the early 2000s where like these internet companies would be like, yeah, get your name tattooed on your forehead. Get our name on your forehead. We'll give you $100,000. Poker Kings or something like that. Yeah, some people actually did it and they had to pay out. Bum fights. That's wild. I remember, yeah, the tattoo and the photography to art kind of shit, it's just weird, man. Honestly, low-key even with the painting, I think anything that's of you, you should have access to or the right stuff. It's yours. You own your fucking body. Now, that doesn't mean that I can sell it and I can profit off of it, but I should be able to use it whenever I want. Makes a lot of sense. I like this. You think now? I don't think so. Really? God, I think it's the artist that's making it. They made it and I respect that. And I wonder how far that goes. Like could someone go, yo, you can't tell a joke about me. I am me, you're telling a joke, you're profiting off of that joke. Well, you're not saying they can't paint it, you're just saying you get to use it. If Kanye West wants to tell the jokes that his he's told about him, yeah, that's fine, it's about him. I mean, I guess that's weirder because anybody can tell anybody's joke. Can he profit off of those jokes? E, this is slippery slope. Yo, it's a good question. That's a really good question. It's tricky. This is where you need to talk to like those constitutional lawyers. Oh yeah. Because they're really good at like splitting the difference and finding out exactly what, you know, the end result is of ownership. Anyway, next question. We'll do two more and then we get out of here. From T underscore booby, what would you do if you find out that you were related to your significant other? What? How related? Oh man, come on, bro. Whoa. How related? How related? Whoa, son. That's a good question. We're all technically related. That's what I'm saying. So if that's my eighth cousin, well, we got 0.2% of our genes are the same. Yeah, you've already dated seven of them before, like who cares? Shit doesn't matter after seven. Yeah. Y'all want to care? Okay, well, but it was like your first cousin. That was good. Nah, Dugs. I think you gotta end it. Nah, Dugs, nah. Have you guys ever dated someone? What do you think it was weird to date someone that has the same last name as you? They would have to be really hot. Like they would have to be so hot that I could go. Nah, they're not part of my family. So many Indians got the same last name? That's easy. For you guys, it's easy. I can't do that. Dude, there's an actual personal story where I was creeping on a girl on Instagram that I thought was super hot and she had the last name Schultz and she became less hot to me. Because I went through the fantasy. Because you've already fucked a Schultz. I know. What's the difference? I went through the fantasy in my head. I was like, what if I dated a girl with the last name of Andrew? I would never hear the end of it. Yeah. It would ruin my life. Yo. It would truly ruin my life. Particularly with Andrew. Who is this piece? They've got my last name. I might need to look at this girl up. Yeah, what's up, Cuzz? What's your monster's name? Yo, that's fucked up, Mark. It's crazy. All right, next. Okay. From A-L- I don't know how to say this. So good. I'm just gonna spell it A-O-L-O-A-P-A-T-A-O. He says, as she says, would you rather live in a world where there was no Trump for the next four years, no consistent daily Corona or no NBA forever? No Corona. You only choose one. No Corona. Without doubt. No Corona. I don't need the NBA. I don't need Trump. But no Corona. All right, no Corona. No Corona. Get rid of this Corona shit. As you speak with it right now. I know. I got it. He's convenient. Yeah. Real talk, fuck. I think I go no NBA. You'd rather there be Coronas in? Because I think we're gonna figure out Corona within the next year. So NBA forever? Come on, yo. A year, I can do a year of Corona. I'm already sitting with a guy who got it, whatever. I thought it was three years. Let's say four years. All right, Mark. No Trump for the next four years. No consistent daily Corona or no NBA forever? Oh, no NBA forever. I could live without the NBA. Mark. Yeah, probably Corona too. Same. Corona, right? Yeah. What the fuck are you? Because, look what he's doing to this economy and shit. Exactly, this economy and shit. Anyway, yo, guys, that's been another episode of the Brilliant Idiots. Thank you for sitting down with us again, Flagrant. We'll see how much of it makes in an episode. Al, I see it'll leave everything in. You know what I'm saying? Flagrant Idiots, yo. Yo, go with Charlotte. Congratulations on his show, man. And we'll see y'all next week. Thank you guys so much for stepping up, sliding in. Big shoes to fill, but I think we had some fun. Thank you for fucking with us. We love y'all. As Charlotte Mayn always closed out the episode, I'm probably gonna fuck this shit up. If we said something genius, and we're really smart, then you're right, and if we are really stupid, and we're idiots, you're right, too, is the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Peace. Let's kill that shit, bro. Why do you always take the easiest part of that whole thing? Son, I did that shit. You don't have coronavirus. Son.