 And he just walks right in. He said be careful! Don't you listen! You know, I've been, I've been working out. I've been getting my physique ready to possibly be in a JoJo live action movie. Who would I be able to play? Let me know down below. But I feel like I'm getting somewhere. I'm gonna start reacting in full pose mode. So today, we're gonna be doing two episodes of JoJo. If you guys get this video to 10,000 likes, we will do a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Week by the end of the month. All right, my fellow meatpackers. Let's get to the show. Oh yeah, we're under water. I forgot. He's been drowning this entire time since the last reaction. That's my man. You're ready. JoJo already let's go. He did it. Yeah, fuck you kid. Nah, that is impossible. The separation from ass to thigh. There's no way that's possible. What is this guy on? And please give it to me. He's gonna rip his hair off and start using it as a whip. Yeah, Dio left. He's all season two already. He knows what he did. That is a insane stance. This dude is literally back there with those thighs, man. Oh my God. Like tell me not, bro. Tell me you don't want to bite them. Like no gay shit, like 100% straight. But if you're gay, that's fine. Even better. But 100% straight, I'd bite those fucking thighs. Now we... Without water. Why? Just kill him for Dio. You don't get a one if you want him. This is a game. There was like 10 tatakais already. I can't deal with this. Tomorrow's fucking... It's this licking park. What is this OSD? I love this. You broke his fourth leg. I want to help him, but he's in a 1v1. Yeah, the guy's just standing there. What do you mean you have your own problem? He's been standing there for two episodes. Metal conduct standing? When did you learn this? He just names these moves off the top and ahead. This dude would be an insane freestyle rapper. Holy shit! Sunlight yellow overdrive? How did they get these names? I gotta see how he came up with these names. That's what I like to hear. Trash talking. The ring trash talking back to the world. We need it. Everyone's a pussy now. This is like an Xbox lobby. I miss it. What in place? No. They're saying it's time to befriend him. Stop it. He's not going to be like, what's his name? What's his name? Wheel pusher? The fuck is his name? Hot Wheels? I forgot the guy's name. Oh god. Wheeler. I don't know what his name is. He's beautiful. It is painful being human. I'd rather be an analope. They're going to be friends. I can't believe it. Is he going to thank him? I love you Hot Wheels. Fuck. I forgot his name. Jojo is mommy now. Wow. This guy just transferred his allegiance. Great to Jojo. I love it. You were fighting me underwater. Now I feel bad. You're dying. I am filled with an odd tranquility. Give him a piece of paper. Let him write this down. You're giving him the sword? There's a luck sword? No, you met the luck? Pluck? Why? Why? Why'd you get there at the P? That's why the episode's called the Pluck. Are you serious? How is that bloodstained going to stay there forever? What if he goes back underwater and he starts doing that, that, that, that tranquility move? What's going to happen then? It's going to be called luck again. He's about to cry with the guy dying. You were just murdering each other and it's not the guy. That's a beautiful shot, though. He's going to be friendio again. How could he heartlessly stop the armor? He broke the armor. Can this fucking kid leave already, man? Let him die. Look how fucking... He's a gorilla. Look at him. Jojo, King Kong confirmed. That's his lineage. This is King Kong's origin story. How'd you all team up like that and say that at the same time? They practiced this. They practiced this. I got to see the arc of him writing down these moves. Life magnetism overdrive. That does not come off the top of the head and there's no way you could practice that together. There's no way you could say that at the same time as somebody without thinking about it. There's no way. Yo, put your feet away, you dirty little bastard. Of course they did. Jojo's dog had died. This kid did absolutely nothing but cause trouble and he has the gall to moon the fucking beast. What, you sent down from heaven? What are you going to start kissing instead? Aw. Aw, Hot Wheels. Fuck, I forgot his name already. Speed wagon. Where'd you learn this? Flashback. Holy shit. I would be gay in those 30s whenever this was. I trust this guy. This guy looks like he has superpowers. Did I mention how much I love this show? Let me just say that, bro. I feel like that sentence is just trying to come out of me at every second of the show. I love it. I love this so much. Ton petty. Isn't that a fucking singer too? What are they all named at the singers? The Ton petty is a singer. Your purpose is Jojo to go on his bizarre adventure. Oh my god. Man, what were they smoking with this anime? It's so good with the music. What are you fucking... Dude, could you just drop this kid? Seriously. Just drop that giant leaf on his head on your way down. That lunatic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's not dead. There's no way a guy like that is dying like that, okay? Stop it. Stop it. No! He should. That's the key word that me, he ain't. Damn. Why would you wear a helmet? You're beautiful too. He lives only. Tatatakai! I'm gonna become a voice actor. I see where to go. Especially for Jojo. Make a new season and let me voice act somebody. And don't pay me. Give the money to a real voice actor, okay? You heard that tongue roll? Somebody's shitting up a storm in there. Is it Dio? And he just walks right in. He said be careful! Don't you listen! It's a trap! He said the traps! Oh, shit. Home in a chain, dead man. Kid, just jump off the fucking mountain, please. You're doing nothing. He's losing circulation. His hair is turning purple. Thanks for telling us. Now he knows what a key is to escape. Okay, why would you... why? What's with these people? Would the one be one? Just kill each other! God, man, stop! My left humorous is cracked. Luckily, I have another two of them. Shrip it off, bro. You're big enough. You're big enough to carry this entire castle in your back, I bet. Fuck is the nest? Why? This kid does nothing but piss me off. First, he pulls out his asshole and now he's pissing his pants. Just tell everybody. I have to get away from these guys. They can't see my wet pants. I don't have the power to get in the way. Just throw the kid through the doors many times as you want. His best friend is fighting inside. Emotion on the sidelines. I'm a side character. What am I doing? Yeah! Why am I clapping at Balin? What's wrong with me? That was literally me as a kid and I'm clapping at the kick in his ass. Holy shit. Yeah, man, I'll be a little bitch. I need to bring that back. These kids are pussies. We need to slap the shit out of them. I'd slap my baby brother. Wake up! He's climbing through the window. Oh! Finally. Here we go. Kids doing some. We needed that flashback moment. Tomorrow is now. That's pretty cool. I like that. That was dope. This kid actually has balls. Let's go. He's laughing. Yo, this kid's badass. Just keep your ass in your pants and I'll like you. Okay, Poco. Poco didn't know no. And now he rescued Jojo. What? No one dies in this anime. Only the dog. For God's name. What was his name? Wagner. Nah, man. This will actually ruin it. Nah, they're playing the intro music. The outro music? No! That's bad news. Oh my God. The next episode is called The Bloody Battle. Jojo and Dio. Man, I want to watch that now. Oh, wait. That's, um... Oh, no! This showed his backstory. Yo, he's really dying, isn't he? Oh, no. Why? Come on, Tom Petty. Don't tell him. Oh. Oh, my God, he's dying. Holy shit! This is like a main character moment. Look at this shot! God, all this guy does is cry. I feel so bad for Speedwagon. We're talking about season five. You're fine. You're fine. No! Why is it called the Inheritor? Is Jojo going to inherit his abilities? Please, no. Guy's going to take out his hand and slap him with it. I need the entire Jojo OST on my phone immediately. Save things like well done, or a good job, or a good kill. Don't say anything like that in anime. I've learned. I've learned better. Do not applaud. Holy shit! Turn into a Beyblade! Let it rip! Speedwagon, come on. Get off the sidelines. You're a main character. You got this. You have killed him any more brutally. I've literally seen heads come off in anime and the characters were fine. Holy shit. They cut off his legs and his arm. As if the legs weren't enough. You had to go for the other limb. It is. It is too cruel. Damn! It doesn't even matter if he loses an arm, because he has like 10 of them anyways. Oh, oh, oh my god. No, he's going to transfer his energy into him. I don't want to see this. I mean, this whole purpose was led up to this moment. It's Smash Ultimate. Why did I react to this anime first? As if he wasn't big enough. Way too quiet for Jojo. No, no. Holy shitty gruel armor. This guy's posing at a Tokyo deck. Yes! He's going to banish him to the Shadow Realm. Shoushou Tutu. The tears in his eyes. That is brutal. Wow. That was perfection. See, I told you nothing good was going to happen in this castle. I told you. They're holding his body that's cut in half. This is brutal. This guy lost his dog, his dad, his half brother, his master. Forget about Lord Irwin. Now I'm going to start praying to Lord Zeppoli. I told you guys, don't trust the flashbacks. Nope. Nope. Oh my god. Oh, hey. You feel like a son and a best friend to me. That's beautiful. I'll live on inside of you. Wait, what? Oh, within. Thank god he said that. Man, I did not see him dying. Are you serious? I thought he'd be until the end of the show. So love and lose is the next best. Wow. Now that was beautiful. His mentor died. Bro, he lost two fathers. I can't believe it and his dog. Sayonara Zeppoli-san, 10 out of 10 episode. 10 out of 10 anime, all right? If you can't tell, I'm loving every second it is. Oh my god. Now we're going to do Jojo versus Dio, as if that wasn't enough. Oh god, who's this child? Who's he? That was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in anime so far. He's wearing the hat. No, no. Oh, oh, oh, shit. Oh, Speedwayan. He's about to sneak to the top, to the top of my anime favorites. I can't believe this kid is still following him. I mean, he did something. I'm not going to lie. The kid did some badass shit this episode. God, I love the aesthetic. Why is this guy doing it? He's doing his morning stroll while all of this is happening. Do you know what this kid just did? He fought two historical icons. Now he's traveling with the magician and the Hulk. Jojo has been through way too much this episode. Oh, shit, okay. Zeppeli's dear French is happy to be walking here. Oh, shit. Who the fuck are these people? Where'd they come from? Are they? A letter from Zeppeli? He's already sent a letter from the afterlife? Oh, because he knew he was going to die. I get it. I get it. I get it. Here comes another guy. Here comes the entire cast. Oh, the guy that was balancing on the road told him his future. Tom Petty. We don't shake hands. We balance hammons. They're gonna team up? Oh, shit. Are they going to leave it to the main character? Because that seems like an anime thing to do. There's just a say. This isn't our battle. This is yours. Oh, my God. This next episode, I'm not ready for it. I wish I was doing it now. Why is my girlfriend have to come over now? Actually, I don't want to watch this next episode. Every episode of Jojo is a banger. And then the next one's called Dio versus Jojo. Are we ever going to slow down? People were telling me the beginning, the first nine or eight episodes is good. But it gets amazing after this. But to be honest with you guys, it's already amazing. Like I'm loving every second of this, if you can't tell. Like I always have something to say while I'm watching it. And then the emotional scenes, I'm just like, wow, this is actually beautiful. It can make me laugh. It can make me very emotional. That the music is beautiful. The storytelling is great. The lead-up into this battle, Dio and Jojo. That's probably going to last the rest of the fucking hundred episodes. I can't wait. I can't wait to see what happens next. Jojo is probably my favorite thing to react to right now, other than like Vinland Saga. No disrespect to Mob Psych or anything else. But I am so excited to check out Jojo whenever I do it. I'm like, what's next? There's a bird with a cat's head on it now. I got to see that. I got to get to that episode already. Anyways, guys, I love you so much. Goodbye.