 Hey Seattle, we got a deal. Go Hawks! BITCH UP, WE GOT SOMEBODY HERE BITCH! Seattle, Seahawks! I knew this team was gonna be good, but 97 overall. Yeah, this team is dumb. This team is dumb. Okay, I swear to you, the combination of Jerry Rice, Randy Moss, and T.O. have literally played for every single team in the NFL. I swear I have them on every team team, but I'm not mad about it, because that's a gold 99 Y receiver. Four abilities. We got Nate Burleson, 99 overall. We got DK Metcalf, 97. We got Tyler Lockett, 99. This team is so dumb. I'm so excited. Look at those stats, please. That is Tyree Kill. Hello, Tyree Kill. Nice to meet you. Wow, that's good. Now Russell Wilson is also a 99. 93 speed, 95 throw bar, 97 short. He's got a lot of good stuff. We got Edger and James, Marshawn Lynch. I'm gonna start Marshawn Lynch. Edger and James is honestly like significantly better. 99 speed, 98 excel. But I just want Beast Mode to start. But you know what? 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Yeah, Greg Olson will thisly, and an okay offensive line. Honestly, the offensive line is one of the worst that I've seen. Just kind of sad. And that's even using the Joe Thune, which is kind of teasing, but it happens. Defense is beautiful as well. We can actually legitimately non-cheasing use Genevieve and Clowney, which is really fun. Earl Thomas. And get her in the house, bro. Spobby Wagner, Jordan Brooks, Malcolm Smith, Merton Hanks, Marcus Truffaut, Frank Clark, John Randall, Sheldon Richardson. I forgot Sheldon Richardson. I forget about that. Dwight Freeny, Richard Sherman, Quentin Dunbar. Yeah, there's some... The fact that Clowney's on this team is sick. The fact that we have an escape artist QB is sick. This is... Damn, I'm not... I've found myself saying this every single time, but it's really tough to say that this is not a top three team. I think this might kick out the Eagles team. Top three right now. I think I'd say Ravens Hawks Eagles. It's Eagles or Chiefs, I don't know. But that team is disgusting. I'm gonna hop into a game. As you know, I'm gonna keep rolling on this. For the next couple of weeks, it's pretty much gonna be these team teams and Wheel of Mutt because I kind of want to knock all these team teams out so that I can start playing more different stuff. I kind of want to get to a point where I can post more fun random men stuff, more vlogs, and possibly restart Wheel of 2K. Possibly. I'm not sure. I'm not gonna say for certain I'm gonna do it, but I might. So I just want to knock these out because I don't want to be doing one final team team a month and a half from now. Hey, let's go. Seahawks versus... Oh, a bomb. Let's go. I'm gonna shell this man. Yo, by the way, if you guys know who Throne is on YouTube, you probably should. He's got an awesome channel, makes great videos. He used to be a competitive Madden player, and he kind of still is, but he doesn't compete. Point being, he's damn good at this game. He spat like an hour and a half with me yesterday just teaching me how to be good at this game, like legitimately good. Because I just run kind of bullshit, you know, like RPOP zone bubble and hat-back dive. I'm not actually very good at this game. So he taught me some stuff. He taught me how to do some cheesy bullshit, so I should be better at this game now. What do I have? Escape artist dashing dead eye long range dead eye? This will work. This should work. We're just gonna try this out. Oh, horrible ball. Why did I touch pass that? Okay, he taught me, but I don't want to, I don't want to reveal all the secrets. Is it there? Metcalfe? Are you kidding me though? Like, I said a joke, dude. My, all my Y receivers just play defense on each other, and I was unable to get that. That was so, that's so not cool. Okay, but to do the stuff that throne taught me, I kind of need hot route master on my QB. So I'm pretty much just gonna play this as you're used to seeing me play. But hey, one thing that I do know is how to do escape artist with a QB. I learned that from Lamar Jax himself. I'm gonna send Will Disley, and I'm gonna put Metcalfe underneath. I just need ER, baby. Okay, there's Metcalfe for ER. Thank you very much. Fortdown conversion. All right, and just because I learned how to do some stuff, doesn't mean hat back dive isn't still good. Okay, so Marshawn has arm bar, bruiser. Arm bar and bruiser is pointless, but that's okay. Arm bar, bruiser, pin and pull guru. Let's just see some daylight. Okay. Easy 11 yards. Yo, this is sick. I like this. Let's see if that RPO is open. Yes, sir. Easy money. DK Metcalfe, let's go. Okay, you know what? It's better than I expected. Oh, Jet sweep. You know, I don't know if this plays bad or not. Wow, they really want to give Metcalfe the ball. Nah, let's go deep. Let's get, let's get deep. What's Jerry Rice's ex factors? Playmaker, route technician. Oh, okay. So I can give Jerry Rice something. Let's see if Jerry Rice can get open on this. I have no idea if that's there or not, but I'm throwing it. Let's see Jerry Rice. Yeah, you know, I deserve that. Oh, wait, wait. Return it. Try to return it. How do? Wait, what? Okay, he still was inside the 20, but how did Jerry Rice not make that? All right, he's inverts. Yeah, I was just dicking around. All right, can I, can I guy just dig around? Goes for the counter. Merton Hanks is on it. Good shit. Second and seven. Is this a run play? It is a play. Watch out, watch out. Dig it. We got him. Who is that off the edge? Malcolm Smith. Is that his name? Malcolm Smith. I hope I didn't fuck that up, whatever. Third and 17. I think he's going to do the same thing. Oh no, actual pass. I got a lot of this clamped. Okay, he's going to playmaker. He doesn't even know it. Should that be a cloudy with a sec? Fourth and 19. You better punt that. Okay. Yo, we're actually going to get a punt return, and I assume it's Tyler Lockett. He has to be my best. Oh, it's Jerry Rice. Okay, bet. I'll run it up. Ah! Used to jukebox Tyreek there. All right, let me go get in the end zone. I'm done dicking around. Ooh, hey, wide open. Van it. I'll take it. Easy yards. Got the triple tight end set out here. That's a Metcalf dot. Oh, no, it's not. That's clear. Best pass interference. Bro, Russell, go tackle the nude. Oh, he's not going to get there. He's not fast enough. Dude, why am I a bum? Why am I the way that I am, bro? Listen, listen. DK Metcalf was running a mean crosser, and he got mugged in the middle of the field by Brad Erlacher. That was not my fault, and I take no responsibility for it. Oh, it's inside zone. It's inside zone. It's inside zone. I knew it. Clowny, get there. Clowny, get there. Gotcha, bitch. You're getting a field goal, or you're getting nothing. Those are your two options on this play. I'm going to win this game at least 21. I feel bad right now, but I'm going to do it. This is a high-back dive. Wow, creative. Let's go. This Clowny is so stupid. Third and 10. We know what's coming. This is a pass. Keep that QB spy on. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. He's going to throw right here. Yes, sir. It's too easy. Clowny's a freak. Fourth and 20. I told you, you're going to get a field goal, or you're going to get nothing. Oh, oh, oh. You're going to get knocked this whole year, and I think they both bet on team teams. Oh. Let's give it back to Marshawn Lynch. They can't get to the edge. Who's that art bar? Let's go. Claymont Cheson, I think that was who that was. He just got bullied. This Marshawn Lynch is very fun to use. You think I can catch him off guard? Let's see. Dude, he's at Darno Docking. Oh, my God, he was so open. He was actually so open. Shit. Sometimes defenses just glitch the hell out, and Greg Olson gets super wide open here. Well, this one. Yeah, that was probably just a stupid pass. Well, I have been granted a zero to zero game by the gods right now, so I need to kind of convert it. Fourth and seven. It's a simple read, okay? If there's a QB spy, we're throwing in if there ain't, we're running. Nate Berluson looks open, though. Okay, there is a QB spy. Oh, that's a touchdown. Don't get it locked in. Oh, no! Bob's away! Yo, Russell Wilson has long-range dead eye, which I've never used in my life, but that is the only reason that he made that absolutely stellar pass right there. You guys want to see some cheese? I'm going to user my corner, and I'm going to bait him into making a bad throw. I'm going to go on Quinn Dunbar. He's going to think that this whole right side's so open. Ah, shit. Ah, shit. It was open, actually, as it turns out. But there's something I'm trying to do here that I can't right now. Ah, you got to blitz Clownie every play. Dude's a freak. I got everything planned. Ha, ha! Dude, this Clownie is the stupidest card, actually, stupidest card in this game. So dumb, dude. Every single team has him, too. Second to 25. I'm just running straight, base coverages, and Clownie, what the fuck? That's so wild. He has this four sacks. I don't know why you think I'm not going to do it again. He threw a claw at the line of the privilege, I think, and he didn't get it anyway. So, do I accept? Yeah, I accept. He must have negative total yards in this game. Let's see a truck. Let's see something. Beast mode! And first, it makes me feel like a two-year-old out here. I just feel like I'm getting bullied. Okay. Why am I getting so edge-quit? Doinkly. His name is Doinkly YouTube. This guy let me use the CX Team, dude. Your team is nuts. Thank you so much. This was super fun. I'm sad I couldn't do more, but we just railroaded that guy. So, dope team. I hope you enjoyed. I'll see you in the next team team. I think I'm doing bills next. So, we'll see. I talk to you boys then. Peace out.