 I've never done this kind of intro before! Kshh! Whoa! Spooky! Hello, hello, hello. It seems to be a trend recently to do a little thing called three scary games. Well, I'm not doing it! I'm doing four scary games! I'm an innovator. I pave the way for future generations. I went on Itch.io. Uh, great site if you want to find some sweet, sweet indie games. Uh, and I just downloaded, I went to the horror section and I was like, What is that? Hold on, wait a second. Anybody else see that like alien dude over there? I just, and over there. Oh, shit. I didn't even notice. Uh, I went on Itch.io and I was like, hey, I want to find spooky games. And I clicked on the horror thing and I, I said, okay, here we go. So now here we go. Ooh, new objective. Find the first floor and leave the building. Okay. Uh, all right. Ooh, I've got some, I've got, I've got some slippery shoes on. What is this? Second floor manager room key card. How do I, uh, there was, hold on, I'm just gonna quit to the main menu. E is interact. Okay. Well, E wasn't working. All right, E to interact. E for Ethan. Do I need to maybe trigger the thing that's like you need a key card before I can pick that up? Very spooky guys. Do you feel the spooks? Oh, big spider. I don't like that. I don't like that big spoter. I'm gonna turn the gain down a little bit on my microphone so then I don't peek when I go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it scares. Spider, where did you go? Second floor, east wing, first floor. Well, that's the goal, isn't it? To get to the- The first floor? That was the goal, right? That was the goal all along. Maybe the goal all along was the friends that we made along the way. You know? Remember that saying? Hello? Exit. Exit, where are you? Oh, there's that spider again. I don't, this reminds me of like old school horror let's plays, guys. Back in the glory days. Do you remember? Do you remember all the way long ago? This sort of reminds me of that snow game that I played a really- Like, if you're like OG on the channel, you'll remember this. I don't remember. It was like some Russian science base thing. And you just had to find your way out. Fuck, the doors are locked. I need to go to Adam's office so I can unlock floor three and open the doors from the security thing. Find the second floor manager's office. Fam, that was all the way in the beginning and I can't sprint. God, I've got slippy shoes on, but I don't have running shoes. I should explain the slippy shoes thing. When I stop, it's still go- Oh! Oh! I can't move! Why can't I move? Let me move! I don't like- Was it all a hallucination? Why'd you do that to me? Hold down shift key to run. Guys, I put my running shoes on. Fuck yeah. I love it when I put my running shoes on. It's my favorite time of day. Okay, so let's go up here. Let's go to the west wing. Okay, can we find our way back to Adam's office? Is this Adam's office? This is the key card. Second floor manager room. I need- isn't that what I need to find? Don't I need that? I thought that's what I needed. Don't fuck with me, Adam. Don't fuck with me. The door is locked. Key card required. Okay, so I probably do need to- I think I did need to do all of those things in order for me to pick it up. Because why would I pick it up? You know, I didn't know that the door was locked, but now I know that the door is locked. Second floor manager room key card. Can't pick it up. Did they lie to me? Hue? One, two, three? Anything? No? No? Shit? Okay. Well, still can't use our hands yet. But maybe we'll unlock that just like we did with our shoes. What kind of office is this? What kind of work do you guys do here, huh? Maybe like an accounting firm? Are you- this looks like a weird interrogation room. Is that the room where they do like the beginning interviews? I don't like that. Seems like a weird interrogation room. I already said that, but I'll say it again just to make sure you know what I think it is. I think it's a weird interrogation room. I don't like it. Where's Adam's- oh. Second- oh. Hell yeah guys, we're figuring it out. Look at me using my noggin. Wow, you've never seen a noggin nog so nog. I love agnog. Favorite seasonal drink. Never have agnoggin hot wings, guys. Why? You might ask. Wait. Is there something in here that I can pick up with my hands? Is there something in here I can pick up with my S? If you have hot wings and agnog, the hot sauce will curdle the agnog. I did it, and it was terrible. I threw up immediately. Great time. Yeah! They're everywhere. They're everywhere! Get out. Get out, Ethan. I don't like spiders. Are they still here? Oh, they're still here, dude. What the hell are you doing? Manager, where did Adam leave his keycard? Well, I know where he left his keycard. I could have fucking grabbed it. Search Sarah's desk. Oh! Oh! I died! Oh, I can respawn at any time. Good. Wait, but there's going to be another one in here, isn't there? Isn't there a Spoterman in here? Why the hell are there big, big spiders everywhere? Spider-Man? Sarah's desk? Sarah, why do you have Adam's key, huh? What are you doing in Adam's office, Sarah? Oh, Sarah. It's too deep, Sarah. Ah! Jump over the spider. Manager, you're what I need. You are the one I want. Pick up the four-three. Security manager's office and unlock the main doors. Oh. What am I being chased by now? Okay, why are the- I want to know why the- why the aliens in the- Yeah, wait, hold on. Respawn. I love this game so far. Why are the aliens and the escape through the main entrance? All right. Oh, we got to get out. Oh, I'm being killed. Killed too many times. Too many damn aliens. Why are the aliens and the spiders working together? What's their cause? What are they fighting for? No, there's too many aliens. Too many Spotermans. Respawn as many times as I want and I will. Keep going. Come on. We got to escape these alien spiders. They're not alien spiders. They're normal big spiders and aliens. I don't know why they've joined forces, but they have. They're an unbeatable team. Well, let me tell you guys, I've never seen anything quite like it. Let's get out of here. I escaped. Tomato fuzzy. I genuinely liked it. That was real fun. I like the- the spiders. I like the aliens. I liked it. If you want to try 6am, link in the description. Let's go to the next game. All right. There's no resolution settings and you can't play on windowed in this and I have an ultra-wide monitor. So it's going to be a cinematic experience, guys. It's going to be- let's make it a little more cinematic, eh? All right. This is a little more cinematic. Why did I take the time to do that? Who knows? All right. Let's go. New game. What are we doing? Nobody knows. Welcome, adventurer. Take all the hammers before time runs out. Each hammer will give you 15 extra seconds. The statue will open the exit door. How do I pick up the hammer? Uh, okay. Wait, is- uh, is this the game? I thought that this was a horror game. This doesn't seem so scary. I've got three hammers. Good. Open. Open the door. The exit door. Good. Excellent. Excellent. Wonderful. How much time do I have? Well done. Now things get harder. You've made a lot of noise and a friend has come to greet you. If you find two spider-ness in the next level, they will help you. Now the action begins. Oh, no. I have a friend. Oh, goop. Can I jump? I can. Goopman. Why? Oh, I'm in the water. All right. Well, let's try this again. Okay, Goopman, please stay away from me. I don't want to have to talk to you, Goopman. Goopmans, you're no fun. You are the worst, Goopman. How the hell am I supposed to get away from Goopman? If Goopman kills me immediately, like- Dog, calm down, dude. I'm just trying to have a good time, you know? I'm just trying to make some new friends. Chill out. Max, relax. All cool. Goopman, where's the- Three out of four hammers? Where are the other hammers? They can't be underwater. I can't breathe underwater. I cannot survive in the deep dark blue depths of the ocean. Oh, I dunked myself. I'm an idiot, I am. But I've got- I've got a strategy now to escape Goopman. So it's okay, guys. I finally achieved my dream, Goopman. Yeah, wait, where are these spider things? Open the damn doors. Open the door so I can escape Goopman. Good. Ha! Welcome to level three. The monster from the previous level has asked a colleague for help. Remember, the spiders are your friends. Okay, so there's two Goopman now. Great, love that. It's wonderful. Where are these spider nests? What do they look like? Goopman. Oh my god, guys. Goopman down here. No, Goopman. No, two hammers are needed. Okay, so the thing that I'm kind of confused about where are the spiders? How do I get them? I just don't know where these damn spiders are. These damn spiders. Where are they, huh? Oh, I found a spider. Where are the spiders? What do the spiders do? Fuck. I found a spider nest, but I don't know what the spiders actually do. That's cool. I'm not going to be able to do it in time. These goddamn Gooboys. Please, no! Gooboy. Guys, this is incredibly hard. It's too hard. I've been playing for too long. I'm sorry. I have to exit. My nightmare, my little nightmare? You were my little nightmare, for sure. Alright, third game. The Krusty Cellar. This is not an official SpongeBob. Use mouse, go down and talk to Mr. Krabs. Escape, pause. Okay, where do... How do I talk to Mr. Krabs? Huh? Huh? How do I do things? Oh, there's a ladder. Mr. Krabs, what's up, money? SpongeBob, mid-boy, bad news. I hid the formula in a chocolate bar, and I lost it down here. Find it for me. Alright, Mr. Krabs, you have my word. I will do anything for you. I will do anything. Oh no. Find the chocolate bar. Mr. Krabs, I don't know. I don't know. Did that old woman just disappear? Mr. Krabs, you have so much money down here. Okay, here's where we are. Is this where we are? The chocolate. So we need to go... We need to go... Don't touch me. Huh? Huh? The old woman. Find the chocolate bar. Okay. Okay, the chocolate bar is here. It should be. It should be here. From what the map says. It should be right over here. Return to Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs? Why do you have old teleporting women in your... in your dungeon? What even is this place? Ah! Ah! Chocolate! Is this madness? Don't look at me. Let me really go away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good plan, good plan. Oh, there he be. Okay, don't touch him. Don't talk to him. Everything will be fine if you just don't talk to him. What do we get out? Finally, how do I get out of there? Speedrun, boys. Fucking speedrunning. Look how fast I'm moving. What I should do is open up a bunch of doors first. So then I'm never wasting time. Know what I mean? I'm the chocolate bar. Yeah, I'm... I know. Okay, I'm just trying to make it a little easier. I'm planning ahead. Huh? Ever heard of that? Oh, no. Oh, no. I get it. I did it, Mr. Krabs! Shiver me timbers, SpongeBob. Thanks so much, my boys. I'm making you employee of the one. You win! Is that the whole game? Is that all I had to do? This is a fan-name-made game by Hawk Sandwich. Good job, Hawk Sandwich. I created all modes, all models in this game, but I do not claim to own the character design. All right, well, that was that. That was an experience. Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go. It's a game called discomfort. I do want to play full screen. It loaded up extremely small. I don't know why, but sometimes that's just the way it be. Whoa. Oh, whoa. Oh, wait. Have I... Have I played this game before? I think I've played this game before. Maybe? I think I played this on stream once. And there's like a... There's a body? Maybe it's a candle already used, but still useful. Can I grab it? I picked up a key. I like keys. Key fits. Oh, no. Oh, no, there's blood. They were doing like a seance in here. Oh. What the hell, Phil? Nuts? Wyatt told me everything. Where the hell are you? So please stop saying these things. I'm heading right there. Wait for me and don't do anything stupid, okay? David, you should really give it a try. Okay, hold on, wait. Is there a Wyatt? Oh, have you tried summoning the gnawing woman? Central Angel, one question. Stay alive in the process. Let me know when you stop being this weird ha ha. I have chills thinking about what you said last time we met. I know you're joking, but please don't consider doing such things. That said, I'm going to avoid all those need.met mails. They're starting to creep me out. Cut your hair. You've been visited by these two persons yesterday night. You don't know about that, but it's something TV won't talk about. But apparently it's terrorizing a lot of people nowadays. Being visited does no harm at all. But avoid encountering it when you're in trouble. It could be fatal. If you stop reading this, you'll die. In 1982, a boy named Calvin was strangled to death in front of his PC. After his email address started sending photo to everyone, if you don't resend this email to five other people, Calvin will appear in your dream and kill you. It's a classic chain email. Damn, dude. Classic. Alright, well, was that Calvin? His hand is cold. I don't want to look under the blankets. Oh, well, he's obviously dead, dude. I didn't even think that was a person. I guess that was a hand. Oh, no, not the bathroom. I look at myself in the mirror. I don't really want to. I'm afraid. I don't like looking in my own reflection. Oh, thanks. Can I leave? This is the exit. I don't need it. Yeah, you do. Stop that. You need it immediately. I want to leave here, right now. Right now, immediately, right now. Clock. What do you have to do? Tick-tock. Picked up the candle. Okay, I picked it up this time. Oh, okay. What is that? Can't tell what that is. Hmm. Anything in the fridge? Picked up a lighter. Oh, I like that. Do I have Eek? Eek. Picked up a knife. Oh, I feel like I maybe shouldn't have picked that up. Picked up a candle. Guys, I'm picking up so much jazz. There's another candle. Well, what do I do? Well, what do I do? What is that? I have something else to do first. What? Picked up scissors. Oh. Maybe I did cut my hair. The controls are weird, so you don't use the mouse at all. You just use WASD. I cut his f- Why? Why did you cut his finger? What are you doing? The fuck, dude? Why did you cut his finger off? Oh, hello. Hello. Alright. I don't love that. Wait, do I need to interact with it in some way? Did it get closer? I can't tell if it's getting closer or not. Okay. I don't know what I'm doing with my hand. I don't know why it's up here. Is that the woman? Wait. Eek. Eek. Hello? What is that supposed to be? Sick. Love that. Love that. Great. Love that. Love that. Great. Love that. Great. Love that. I am going to end this here. Thank you so much for coming to four scary games. Four. Four scary games. Not three. Never three. Only four. Thank you so much. Let me know if you want me to do more of these. I don't know what I'm doing. Thank you guys so much for watching this video. Hope you enjoyed. It did. Make sure to slap that like button right in the face. I love you all. Stay cranky. Bye.