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Closer To Bingo - Nine Inch Nails Parody

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Published on Jun 9, 2011

As a lifelong Goth bingo enthusiast I felt it was time to bring the world of underground bingo games to the masses. Nope, not fucking with you, goths play bingo and this is a song about that! Parody of Closer by NIN. Sung by Joshua Swann http://www.youtube.com/user/angie4josh , video and Trent Look-sorta-alike Zachary Byron Helms for SORPFILMS.NET


You get me a good table, one that's real close to mable
You get me a good dabber, make sure it doesn't slobber
Help me - it plays on my ocd
Help me - I'm not doing so well
Help me - the only thing that bums me out
Is when I haven't won shit all night
I want to take you to the bingo hall
With the old ladies on the inside
I want to take you to the bingo hall
There's just one reason to go
You make me yell out BINGO
You can get shit at the snack bar
You can get some pretzels or cake
You can get specials for the bigger games
If you think thats what it will take
Help me, I'm getting so close now,
Help me just need I N G O
Help me - Keep track of all these cards
Help me - I got too damned many you know!
I want to take you to the bingo hall
With the old ladies on the inside
I want to take you the bingo hall
There's just one reason to go
You make me yell out BINGO
Through every session, with all the geez
to win progressive, would surely please
I dab the paper, inside this dive
total blackout for which I strive
Doesn't it make you feel better...you won bingo alright...you beat all the old ladies and won jackpot tonight

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