 Hey there, friend, it's only to, to one of you apparently, but it's you, you specifically. You see what I'm talking about. How are you? My name is Kevin, and today we're going to play GTA V with some chaos involved. Leave my friends blanking alone, okay? It was a gift, and I'm cold. So if you didn't watch my previous video on this, doesn't matter, don't worry, I forgive you. Basically, every 30 seconds, something absolutely wild happens. Let's take a look at what will happen next. Flying cars apparently. Is that just for me? Oh wait. Are those leaves or cars in the distance? No, those are just leaves. That's not chaotic. That's just nature. Oh my God. Oh my God. Okay, I didn't really expect it to escalate so quickly. It's pretty handy actually, forgetting around. I kind of like this, and now I got very low gravity. I can't get down. Uh-oh. I'm kind of just stuck. Alright, you know what, pause. Let's just go straight into our mission before I go off into space. Alright, let's pick a mission that I really like. I really like the Crystal Maze mission. I just love when they go around doing all those tasks and puzzles to earn crystals, and at the end they go into that big orb. Oh, that's the game show, not the mission. Never mind. Ah, well, we'll do this anyway. Shut the fuck up! Oh, boss. Yeah, I remember this guy in the mission. He's a really, really important part of the mission. He's just so uncomfortably close. Okay, now he's just inside me. Any moment now they're gonna kiss, he's maintaining such serious eye contact. Oh my God, that's so uncomfortable. Please stop, sir. Heads riot. Oh no, you pissed him off. Please no, stop it. Dude, you're ruining the drug deal. Dude, watch out. He keeps sucker punching him. Oh, fucking hell. Uh, Trevor, I don't think you need to do that. I think he's already beaten up actually. You shit me. That punch, Jesus Christ. Oh, he got back. Oh, he's down. Oh my God, this is amazing. Wait, who is this in the background now? Oh no, a deadly agent. Ah, oh Jesus Christ. Okay, I got spawn killed along with my friend. Oh my God, that was so funny. I deserve to die after just watching him getting beaten up like that and just laughing. I keep getting spawn killed now though. Dude, can you get him? Yeah, get him. Get him. Oh, I really thought you had his number. Hold on. How can I get past this? Wasted, just kidding. Keep playing wasted, Trevor died. He tried to trick me with a fake wasted scream when I was already dead. Good try, fake death. Okay, I'm getting away. Thank goodness. Please don't die again because I don't know if I can get away from him without the car being there. Oh my God, this is so stressful all the time, but it's just so funny. It's just the most chaotic thing you could imagine. Every game needs this mode. Oh no, oh no, killer clowns are coming for me. Oh no, it's 2016. The year we thought was the worst year ever, but then we got to 2020 and we went, you know what, killer clowns don't sound so bad. I got a lot going on right now. What's up? Oh, it's low gravity again. All right, you know what, low gravity is better than killer clowns. Maybe not for that guy in the plane. He's probably very confused right now. I think my car is dead or else the gravity is just affecting it. Oh great, now there's mercenaries after me. Please go. He's like a child. I'm driving. Please, please, please, please. I got a lot going on right now. No time to explain. Please give me your car. Let's just get to the next checkpoint, please. I don't want to repeat this. Oh sweet Jesus, dude. Oh great. Great addition. Thanks, just lag. I died because of lag. I know normally you'd say, but it's a single player game, but no legit lag killed me. Oh, my friend is still here and I'm still lagging. This is pecking awful. Yeah, you know, Trevor, I know. This is rough. Oh no, the agent is coming back. Run away. Like, who is out to get me killed? They sent killer clowns, James Bond and mercenaries after me. How deep are your pockets? Like fair enough, the mercenaries, but clowns? Okay, yeah, the mercenaries are useless at least. Honestly, they are way less threatening than Bond or the clowns. Wait, you are famous. Well, thank you very much. That's really boosted my ego. Give it here, asshole. What, what do you mean? Like a selfie? What? I don't understand. Are you angry or do you want- look, take a selfie with me. Alright, let's get a selfie. Get in here, alright? Everybody get in. Oh my God, you're all terrifying. An adder just spawned and killed them all, I think. Oh, here you go. There you go. Alright, now I'll be on my way, I guess, in my famous supercar. As I am famous, sorry about the birds. Even the firefighters up the street were like, oh my God, is that Trevor Phillips? And just got out and started racing towards me. Trevor Phillips! Oh, what I need! Oh no, it's Tomes Day. As soon as Trevor got angry the whole place just went to shit. Stop, stop, stop. I can't control my car. Look, I know I'm famous, but now is not the time, please. Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm in the ocean. Are you serious? You're spawning amphibious killer clowns now. I think I'm actually safer staying in the water unless one of these killer clownfish. I should be fine. Okay, the water sobered me up. Oh no, the killer clowns are still there. I was just about to say Doomsday's over and the clowns are gone. I was just pressing H to fucking call my horse. I've been playing too much Red Dead and I'm just very, very sleepy, I think. Okay, I'm almost there. Come on, we can do this. Give everyone a mini gun. No, no, no, no, no, not the guy who just carjacked. Not the guy who just carjacked. Come on, before the next one spawns and just fucking Insta kills me. No, no, no, no, no. Come on. Get to the checkpoint. It is right there. Okay, run. It's the ball. This year's ball of territory. Run, Trevor. Oh wait, everyone included me with a mini gun. Nice. Okay, that's fine then. Oh, thank God I made it. That was so stressful. And more clowns. Are you serious? It's just made this cut scene very scary. Oh my God, it's actually really terrifying. Bring in the clowns. They're just everywhere all of a sudden. I can't see. I may have a mini gun, but I can't see. We were getting pulled in by a gravity field anyway. So probably best that one just ended. Let me reset. Oh, for fuck's sake. I guess I just wait until this is over. Any second now, should be over. Okay, I am now in Fort Zancudo. All right, okay, the farm was abandoned. For fuck's sake. Okay, here we go. This is it. A clean run with a mini gun, I might add. I don't know how I'm gonna do it. I have an idea. How are you gonna do it? You have a fecking mini gun. Set time tonight. Okay, thank goodness. I can do this. I can't do this. Super hot. Wait, does this mean if I don't move, they don't move? Oh my God. That is so cool. Super hot. Super hot. Super. I would just play it like this all the time if I could, to be honest. Oh no, not whale rain. Whales. Let's just not move and then they won't move, right? Great mark. Oh, ignite player. Like some of them are just, I'm going to kill you now. Just in the various different ways. Bubble vision. Oh, for fuck's sake. I can't see. I'm seeing bubbles. Almost there. Almost there. Oh, it's the fake crash. It's the fake crash. Okay, good. That's a good one actually. That was just temporary disappointment. I'll be spawned a UFO. I don't know what's going on. Please don't attack me. I for one welcome our new alien overlords. Yes, look how magical that looks in the snow. Oh, and in heat vision. It really makes the fire stick out. For fuck's sake. This looks so ridiculous. Just uncomfortable breathing and this. Let me know if you like this because I'm sure I can do videos like this. Okay, all the cars are still on fire. Are they safe to take? Sorry, dude. I'm really cold. It was snowing a second ago. Thank you. Oh, that's the UFO. I was like, is that a ferris wheel? Mission passed. We did it. That was actually not too bad. Killing them was the hardest part. And then after that, well, not like on a moral level, that was easy. It's just things kept happening and I kept dying from them. But once I got past that, I got very lucky with the rest. Oh, and it just sends me back to Michael who's just flying through the sky and has realized gravity is a thing again. We might get a good enough landing here though. Unfortunately, we couldn't see it because extreme fog tried to kick in. The pilot that does her promotional flybys is sick. Do you know anyone who can step in? I mean, I don't know if it's a good idea to fly in this weather, but I can give it a go. Wait, what? I thought you needed help? You were actually asked who could step in? Why do you all have rail guns? For fuck's sake. Because there's a meteor shower. There's more important things to focus on. For fuck's sake. I just wanted to help. Oh, that was really fucking close. What? I'd run, lady. There are apparently explosive zombies all around. This is kind of eerie actually. They're just kind of standing there. Oh my god. That poor taxi just drove into one. Unfortunately, all the peds are apparently blind. I'm wondering if the zombies are blind too because they're just not going for me. They're staring at me and it's making it even spookier. Set player into random vehicle seat. Okay, it spawned me inside a meteor inside this random dude's car. I guess we're going on a drive. Please watch out for the explosive zombies who can now see us. Yeah, now they're trying to come for me, but it's too late, I'm afraid. Okay, never mind. Alright, I think let's get a tattoo and then we can jump into another mission. I just want to get something like radical, you know? Something gnarly. Something... Epic? A groovy? I don't know what people say. Jesus Christ, oh my god, that scared the life out of me. Oh my god. Oh my heart. Please stop this madness. It puts on chaos mod and then questions why everything is chaotic. Roll credits. Great. Perfect sake. Written by Dan Hauser and Rupert Humphries. You did a great job. I love the ending where the zombies come out and they all start exploding and then the credits roll. Really good. Perfect sake. Oh, teleport away point. Actually, that's pretty helpful. Do you got anything unique like maybe a tribal tattoo or something? Oh, there's an earthquake. That crashed my game. I was just about to ask, are you comfortable giving me a tattoo during an earthquake? You know what we need after all that chaos? Some good old fashioned yoga. Let's do the yoga mission and just see what chaos ensues. Foggy weather. It'll suit the scary movie that's on. You low life, poor, mongering ass wipe. The fog really brings out the worst in her. Great. I'm getting lag in the cutscene now. Perfect sake. You're ruining my immersion here. How am I supposed to relax to yoga when that's happening? Michael's just freaking out. I think he needs more than yoga. I think it's time to call the hospital. This is creepy. I don't know if I like this. Oh god, there's a UFO after spawning and the lights are just making it very uneasy. I don't know. I don't like it. It's very intense. All right. Down. Down. I'm pressing down. This down? Oh, sorry, Michael. You're now on fire. That at once is the most accurate statement I could have made for this. Oh my god. It's so funny and sad. It's just flailing on fire while they watch. Get up, Michael. Get up, Michael, please. You're making it awkward for everyone. Please stand up. He's trying to crawl away. Where are you going, Michael? Where is he going? He's come back crawling out of the cutscene. Oh, I'm going to die. Oh, much like him. Oh my god. He's back. He's just burning more. Oh god. All right. He's fine. He's fine. He's going to be okay. Don't worry. Oh, a blink just spawned. The boat was gone now anyway. It was blocking the sun. But now she is on fire. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Relax. All right, he's up. We're fighting. Oh, he's coming back down. I think we're stuck. You know, I think we're stuck in this one. We might have to restart suicide. Okay. Thank you. That was really well timed. Thank you. I don't blame him. Jesus, he was on fire for so long and no one was helping. Oh my god. Okay, Kevin, reset. Namaste. It's so simple. Come on. I got to restart the whole thing if I make one mistake. God damn it. I'm never going to get through this. There we go. Let it go, Michael. Yeah, you're doing very well, very well. Oh, sorry, guys. I ordered that on Amazon Prime an hour ago. I completely forgot about it. It's just leaning into the car. It's like they're holding it. You're so strong, everyone. Yoko really builds that core strength, doesn't it? Let it go. Oh, it's getting heavy. It just really looks like they're holding it up. I'm literally loving. Oh, guys, please hold this. Why did you let go? Maybe you aren't the athlete you were in high school. That's what you guess, calling me silly. Anyone smelled barbecue? I wish this dump truck would despawn. I can see they're holding battle axes. At least the guy on the right is I can see it. What? Michael did not reach enlightenment. Mission failed. Well, what ruined it for you, Michael? Was it the fact everyone was on fire or was it the dump truck? You're hiding so much beneath the surface, Michael. I'm hiding so much beneath the surface of my dump truck. Oh, my God, the game speed is just lowered, as if this wasn't going slow enough already. Please get in position so I can breathe. Oh, this is taking so long. He's actually trying. Yes, I am. I am. Sorry about Brad. I know he's supposed to be dead, but just ignore him. I know they're underneath the dump truck. Yeah, this looks kind of cozy, actually. Jealous Jimmy, what are you jealous of? If you want to do feckin' yoga, do yoga. You're a real dick. Jimmy, do not use that language with your father. Strength. Stop it. He's upsetting me. Shut up. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. You're ruining it. It's not very relaxing when he's screaming at me. You dream of cock. Thankfully, I made it. Vehicles explode on impact. Nobody touched the dump truck. Back into my pelvis. What is that dump truck doing to Michael's wife? Poor Brad is just dead. And now I might be too. Oh, no, he's crawling out. Good crawling. We practiced for this, Michael. Cock, cock, cock. Where is he? I can hear him still screaming at me. Oh, no, he's gone. Okay, you can say what you want. Honestly, swear all you want. Jimmy, you still here? He's looking for cutscene, Jimmy. Not angry, Jimmy. You suck balls. Oh, God, he's coming for me. Leave me alone. Wait, which Jimmy are you? You dream of cock. Cock. Okay, that one is definitely down there. And this is the Jimmy I need to talk to, I think. Get in your car. You mean this car or the one outside? They're the only people you speak. All right, there we go. Oh, no, Jimmy, it's Jimmy. Get down. You're really a terrible human being. Oh, a lot of cats. Jimmy, where are you? I know you're in the house somewhere, Jimmy. Oh, no, it's Doomsday outside. Jimmy, maybe stay inside. Oh, there he is. There's Jimmy. Evil Jimmy. Okay, I got him. I got him. Wait, that couch, and it's Jimmy dying? Because I killed his toggle? Oh, perfect. Sick. At least he's dead now. I don't think he can spawn back. Fortunately, it's still Doomsday. I'm dead. Michael's car was left behind. No, I think I was left behind. I think his car flew away. All right, let's go, Jimmy. Ignore the cats. Ramp jam. Press jump in a vehicle. Oh, that's cool. Jimmy, look. I'm having a midlife crisis. I've installed a ramp. The UFO's still over there. Fucking Jimmy, dude. He can't get past the car. What are you doing, dude? Come on. Wait, why are the cops after me? I blew up a car in my own house. I thought this was America. Maybe it's good the police are on their way. Stop spawning here. Jesus Christ. I can't move this fucking car. I cannot get it out of the way. Let me just try and nade it. I know Jimmy's going to die, but I need to move the car. All right, you know what? We can skip this part. Let's skip this part. It's only a little drive anyway. There we go. He's made it. Oh, wait, this mission. I forgot this was in the yoga mission where Michael gets spiked. All right, Mr. DeSanto. I can't hear you with the fireworks. Pets drive backwards. I guess I'll join them. This looks fun. The poor guy on the bike. Oh my God, they're all so confused. This is great. I love it. How's it going? Wait, what? Friendly neighborhood. Thank you. Oh, they're all being so nice. I was wondering why Jimmy just said it's saying thanks. Look out! There's the square there. Oh, wait, this is actually the mission. I thought this was the chaos mod. You'd think he'd be used to this kind of stuff after all he's been through now. Like, this is way less weird than the other stuff that just happened. Scooter brothers. All right, you're too crazy, dad. Daddy! Did he just drive away on a scooter? The car is still going anyway. Honestly, this is way less weird than the yoga we just did. Here we go. This is more like it. Yeah, this is the least chaotic thing that has happened to him since we started playing. Look at him go. He's so graceful. I didn't actually know you could keep going for so long in this thing. I think I just went straight into the ground when I played it. I'm having a great time. This music is awesome. I'm just flying around the city. Oh, there's airstrikes. But it's fine because they're all missing me. Happy day. That finally forced me out. I was having such a good time. He's like, oh yeah, I'm at war. He just wakes up to airstrikes. Oh my God, it really is like a war now. There's fireworks going off with the airstrike. I'm stuck in first person with this shaky cam. This has kind of been intense. I want to be flying with music again. Well, they finally got me with the airstrike. Rag doll. He can't get up. I'm stuck in first person with Michael just rag dolling. Oh, now I'm on fire. This is terrifying. I don't like this part. Fireman, thank you. Oh my God, my heroes. Everyone is a ghost. This is invisible fireman tackling the fire. And now the ghost is stealing the fire truck. UFO is still there anyway. I want to see can I get in the cut scene where everyone is a ghost? Monster truck spawned in me. I think I don't know where I am. Jesus Christ. What? Oh, I'm completely stuck, aren't I? I'm coming to haunt you. The back in ladder is just floating. Best paper airplane I've ever seen. I know you say I always act like I'm in a movie. Oh, there you go. I kind of ruin the dramatic cut scene just spawning a green bail trailer. Very dramatic. All right, Michael, it's been a hell of a day for both you and Trevor, to be honest. I think we'll end it there. If you want to see more of this, do let me know. I absolutely adore it. It's just so, so fun. Thank you very much for watching. I appreciate you. If you like my stuff, check out more of it. I post every day. Thank you for watching. Bye for now.