 Part 2! Part 2! Part 2! Watch along of Pad Man. The man with the pads. Yes. And if you're seeing this on YouTube, you're going to see a very good version. If you like to see the full-on cut version though, you can add it to Patreon. I'll put a little description below and then comment so you can go check that out. And let's just back into this, huh? Let's do it. Excuse me? So on average, 5 days a month, times 12 months, 60 days out of the year, 2 full months where a woman has to feel completely ashamed and isolated and alone because her normal flow is considered impure. Yeah. Lovely world. If I heard somebody talking to the women in my life the way some of these men, or females as well, they would not be in my house. I don't think I'd be able to stop. Yeah. No way. No way. It'd be like a natural reaction. You say ganji? Is that what ganji means? Knowledge? I love this guy. It's just undaunted. I don't even get my professor. Forget him. There's no knowledge of the whole world. What kind of knowledge do you want? I mean, whatever you ask, I'll tell you. He's a whore and he's a whore too. He's a magician. But why do you want him? God, dude. I'm just a white guy just with a voice message. Is this a robot? It's even bad just doing a voiceover. Yes, yes, yes. Too much money. The end, the end. Oh, this is disgusting. Looks like someone else's box is here. The dog's gonna pee on it. So it comes in sheets and then you have to shred it. Oh, my blue fag. You're a man, aren't you? No shit, Sherlock. How can a person not be able to protect a woman? Nice line. Nice line. And its price is just a few crores. Crores? Yes, yes. What are crores for you? You speak such a powerful dialogue. You have uneducated emotions. If you want to give a pad for a woman's protection, then work hard, earn more money, and go to the shop and buy a pad. Be a man. Not a fool. New Akshay. Chaptashan. I don't want to make a pad. Wow, you're in a hurry. By the way, where are you going? I want to make a machine that can make a pad. Thank you for the knowledge. Okay, son. Pusashan. Chaptashan. Potlition. Saafsutrashan. Why do you need a machine to do four small things? Talk about doing something completely selfless and wonderful. You need four small cheap machines. Totally lighting. Pusashan. Now where are you? I don't want to pay. Just do it. Sir, if you don't want to pay, then you don't want to pay. I'll talk to you later. If you don't return the money in a year, then I'll die. Thank you, sir. Chaptashan. Pusashan. 6000 crores investing, send sample, address. You are also a very weak man. You are also a weak man. It's a UV chamber. It keeps the windows clean. Will it open? It will. Not today. It will open tomorrow. It will open tomorrow. What kind of a place is this? Such a big festival is going on. It's a country. Seriously. Give me your hand. Did this really happen? This is so serendipitous. Maybe not at this exact moment. Is there any woman? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. What do you want? We have forgotten everything. Do you want a pad? You came to the right guy. I just happened to have one in my pocket. Why does this guy have so many pads? He's the superhero Padman. What? Padman. What? Brother, you? But he's the same guy who took out the pad magically from his pocket last night. Thank you. How bad is bakwas thik bakwas ya kamal Is this food? bakwas thik ya kamal bakwas What are you talking about? bakwas There's more bakwas than this than any film. bakwas bakwas You don't know how much I'm worried to hear these words. Okay? I made this with my own hands. Now it's my first drop. He'll come back. Are you still dreaming of coming back? You should be ashamed. He's a decent guy. He'll never change. You're immoral, bro. Yeah. I have a button for you. Time changes everyone. He'll come back. Marachan Alright. Gayatri, are you listening? Are you done? You definitely should have been. Gayatri. Yeah, for sure. The first question should have been how are you, honey? We'll get there in a few hours. There are only a few nights of sleep. One wife, one mother, one village, complete self-respect, a little bit of intellect, and 90,000 expenses to make a cheap pad. Can I give you a beatback? If the pad sticks to one side, it'll sit better. And it could use some wings. Oh, my God. Whatever this shit is, it's mind-blowing. Tomorrow your shit will also be blown away. What? Put the key in the rice and put it with it. It's a South Indian recipe called Vitta Kolambu. If you want to eat it, come to Chennai. I said, come to Delhi. I'll give you Vitta Kolambu so that you can eat it. Good South Indian food. Delhi is the place to do it. I thought that before feeding it, it was a year ago. When did you leave? Money. Go back. Otherwise, I'll start your mother. Yes, I'll take your money. When? It's you, right? And he took money from you? I'm a driver, sir. Can you come to Delhi and buy your entire machine? Delhi? India's biggest innovation competition. I wish for Vitta. It'll be rewarded for 2 lakh rupees. You want money, right? Yes. Give me 500 rupees. 100 rupees. Such a selfless man. Kill, kill. Kill all. Kill all. Not a great presenter, but it doesn't matter. Ready. This, this automatic. This machine giving that 2 rupees. Only 2 rupees. Only 2 rupees. Susu coming. Susu's money. So ladies and gentlemen, Vachan and the cash prize of rupees 2 lakhs. It's made of mud. It's a refrigerator without electricity. Mud is cool. Where the hell are you guys? He's got the President's Award. For the life-changing innovation of the year. Oh my God. What was that? He's the Vice President. Come on. America has Superman, Batman, Spider-Man. But he has a Batman near India. He's gone crazy. What will happen? Gayatri. Yes. Oh it makes it all better now. He's a star and Namitabh Bachchan likes him. So now he didn't do anything wrong. I don't understand. I mean, I guess that was his whole point to get him stigmatized but it's just awful to see awful people get redemption. Your patent will come soon. IIT will make sure. That's a big deal. Don't be a chute. And charge 55 rupees. How can you do this? Too fast. How can you do this? Too fast. And the faces come back out. Congratulations. Thank you. Give this money to the old woman and give her your number. Keep giving her the news. Besides, what will I do after coming back? Take care of yourself. What are you doing here? I'll do it. Start practicing to show your face. The women in the village didn't just understand your patent. They didn't just take your patent but also gave money to your patent. How did you do this? She's a woman. Who am I? You're a magician. I'm a woman. Only a woman can talk to a woman. Unfortunately. She's a young woman. Who is she? She's the first woman to take our patent. Oh, stupid husband. Mom, you've washed your hands. If you didn't know how to work, what would you have done? How was the pad? Have you gone mad? Is this the light of Ruhi's bottle of alading? That she's going to wash her tears? Yeah, well, if she works for him. Wait and watch. Wow. No, no. No. Look, look, look. In India, only 12% of women use pads. I heard this from someone. So close your mouth and make more machines. So that thousands of pad factories can be opened in villages and villages. The bank will pay back the money. Once the loan is paid, the machine will be theirs. You make the machine and give it to the women. Women make the pad and pay the loan. They run the factory themselves and earn daily. She's so nice. They run away as soon as they start. They don't come to school for 4 days. They suffer from studies. They don't change their clothes in school. They don't need to stay at home for 5 days. They can go to school easily. Why they should be free? No, no, no. I think it's platonic. I think it's a very brother-sister relationship. I don't know about that. I'm not allowed to be proud of him. Her? No, none of them. Even his wife? Okay, Roddy could do whatever she wants. What's her number? Her number? Hi, hi, baby. One, one, one. I see her far more as a victim than the others, very much as oppressors. Yes, yes. This is Lakshmi Enterprises. The United Nations? It's laksmi.interprises at hotmail.com. Hotmail. Yes, yes. The women are standing at the river bank. We request you, Komala. Should be Canada, am I right? Gazak. Gazak. Gazak. Who's first Everest man? Tenzing. Tenzing. Who's first Padman? Lakshmikanth Chauhan. Everybody praying, God, please, please, please, Baba. No problem. Give me no problem. No problem. You want no problem? Die. No problem. Simple. I not study IIT. But IIT study me. Giving me award. She's so controlled by fear so much. Half hour, half hour man bleeding like woman, they straight die. Yeah, you got that right. Damn straight. Woman strong, mother strong, sister strong, then country strong. Shabazz. I want one million more women having job, bad business. I want, I will, you wait, you watch. I come back to United Nation and you are listening. My linguist again. Good night. Thank you. Son of a ****. Got ya. Got me. This is, this is, I'll say it now. This is my favorite Akshay performance. Hey there people, there are two reaction to Padman. How about those pads? You know, why is it called a period? And today. Wait what? What's the etymology of that? Why is it called a period? A period of the month maybe? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe that's it. I don't know. Maybe it is, maybe it's because it's a period of the month. Or it's like period, go to that room you unclean filthy woman. Yeah, but why wouldn't it be time? A time. It's a time. Well, some people say a time of the month. They do. But if, some people have code words. Yeah. Like Aunt Ruth has come to town. Anyways, if you tell us in each cell if you have a version, if you have a link up version, they'll get every page, I don't know the link description, but it comes, you can go check that out. And Autobot 3!