 You know the story of Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving everybody. It's Thanksgiving, which means that we eat things And be thankful unless you don't live in the US then you maybe eat other things How well do I know the story of Thanksgiving? That's what we're going to find out today I am on my favorite website of all time Clickhole, and we're gonna be taking some quizzes today about Thanksgiving so with that fear the odd view Let's do it. You may love gobbling up turkey But how much do you really know about the story behind Thanksgiving take this quiz to find out? Let's do it. Why did the Pilgrims leave Europe for the new world to escape the firepope? They won North America in a bet and wanted to collect they just woke up on the boat or To move closer to the firepope. I know it has to do with the firepope for sure I'm pretty sure they were trying to escape Wrong the pilgrims woke up on the Mayflower when it was already halfway across the Atlantic They had no memory of how they got there or who put them in those pilgrim clothes who built Plymouth Rock and with what? Christopher Columbus using bricks Druids using sticks the Vikings using Viking helmets or Frank Plymouth using using the bones of his Own arm. Well, it was obviously that I was wrong Plymouth Rock was actually constructed by Vikings led by Leif Erickson Who built the rock entirely of their own helmets some more, you know guys Incredible which pilgrim ruined all the food and put the colony at grave risk of starvation Aaron Greg Sheila or Avery I think it was Greg, right? Oh Aaron was the idiot who left the food out God of my memory of Thanksgiving Everything I learned in school. It's all going out the drain How are the Native Americans summoned an ornate silver gravy boat a plain brass gravy boat a Child's wish or knocking three times on the sacred tree. I believe it was child's wish. Oh shit They were rubbing by the they were summoned by the rubbing by rubbing this look the Native Americans were summoned by rubbing the seemingly Ordinary grass gravy boat found buried under the sacred tree Teaching the pilgrims not to judge something by its appearance for wonder can be found anywhere Wow number five what did the Americans Ring to the Thanksgiving feast food napkins sodas or all of the above they brought some soda Bob didn't they it was all The above damn it the Native Americans brought all the food napkins and sodas the only things the pilgrims contributed were the disposable plates and utensils Shit, that's right. I like skipping memory guys my Thanksgiving memory how thankful were the pilgrims pretty thankful extremely thankful Somewhat thankful just normal thing damn they were pretty thankful Definitely thankful enough without overdoing it. Why do we eat turkey doing Thanksgiving? Turkey were considered disgusting vermin by the Native Americans and they tricked the pilgrims into eating them for fun The pilgrims believe that all animals had souls except Turkey making them the only meat God allowed them to eat the pilgrims actually Consumed beef at their feast the addition of turkey to the Thanksgiving ceremony is relatively recent tradition Invented by the turkey industry to increase fourth-quarter sales Airborne chemicals released by by decomposing leaves are a natural antidote to the turkeys poison making late November the only time the birds Can be eaten without risk of death I think it's the pilgrim believe that all animals had souls except for turkey shit wrong telling families to eat a whole Turkey was a brilliant ad campaign thought up by a copywriter at Doyle Dane Burr batch in 1957 no turkey no Thanks is held up as one of the finest slogans ever produced by Madison Avenue Oh my fucking God who writes these when will the pilgrims return in times of great need when the planets align their ways are Mysterious when they are truly thankful their ways are mysterious shit They will always return in times of great need to help America often this happens when we are least thankful So they can guide us back to thankfulness. What was the original name of Thanksgiving the big thing pilgrim Fest food? Ultimate thanks food Christmas correct the pilgrims and Native Americans called it food Christmas Which is still the holidays official name you're barely thankful You know almost nothing about Thanksgiving you can't even sing the theme song if we didn't know better We'd guess you were the you were firepoping disguise because he's the only one who doesn't give thanks damn guys What if I am firepope how many of these Thanksgiving traditions do you do with your family all right? Let's do another quiz. How do you do turkey day? Huh? How do you let me know in the comments below? How many of these Thanksgiving traditions do you and your family observe going around the table and sharing one fact you know Everyone's silently pointing at the other 15 minutes one normal prayer before dinner and then one silly prayer Letting grandma run over the turkey with her electric wheelchair Transferring your sins to gourds Determining who's out done themselves calling your mom and dad Pilgrima and Pilgrimo refethering the turkey tambourine hour Waiting in the driveway to see if a Dodge Viper goes by Setting off the brown fireworks knowing about pumpkin pie reading everyone's futures in the giblets Ending grace with can't live with them can't live without them the cranberries shuffle drowning a Cricket in a mug of cider and then leaving the mug on the front Shaking marshmallows out of your grandfather's beard into the yams mailing ten dollars to the IRA or Waiting until everyone's gone to whisper hell of a spread. Well, we definitely do that one for sure Shit, what else do we do? We do do the going around the table sharing one fact you know about cars I know this is a classic every year I know that anti-freeze is good tasting you shouldn't eat it all the time But every once in a while a little lick won't do you any harm we pretty much only do silly prayers at my house I don't know it's just you know usually we do two to silly prayers tambourine hour is The last hour of Thanksgiving at my house My dad breaks out the the golden tamper in tambourine that's been handed down generation to generation You know my father played the golden tambourine his father before him and his father before him him So on so on so on some day if I'm lucky I will get to play the golden tambourine during tambourine hour I really hope so you know I My my father doubts my ability to play the golden tamper But I want to show him someday that I'm up to the task, you know that I've got The heart to do it, you know, it's not all about the skill and in fact very little of it Setting off the brown fireworks a classic a classic my all my brother always does them off the top of the roof My mother gets so upset. She goes Andrew Andrew Andrew get off the roof You know if you're gonna set them off set them off in the driveway So then it doesn't set the roof on fire doesn't set the grass on fire But he says mom fuck off knowing about a pumpkin pies also something that we do It's not about pumpkin pie in general. It's about a specific pumpkin pie. We've kept a pumpkin pie in my family I think that pie is from 2002 it's starting to have a certain scent I can't quite describe it the only way that I that I could describe it was the death of Yoda When he falls away in into his into his into his robes It's similar to what the robes must have smelled like I believe Andy Grace with can't live with him can't live without him We do do that. Although we only do silly Silly prayers we do end it with that. Yeah, that's that's pretty much all of them. You know, we're not a huge Thanksgiving family We're more of a Christmas family, but you know food Christmas is important It is a fun time of the year, but you know, we we do very few of the we're not a super traditional family You know, we we just kind of have a normal Thanksgiving. We don't do all of the All of the traditions, but you know, we do a few of them So you do some Thanksgiving traditions. There we go. Pretty good You're a normal person who does a normal amount of things on Thanksgiving to honor the ancient pilgrims who conquered America and died before Industry was invented. You're probably an interesting person in other ways But when it comes to the all-important category of number of traditions performed with a family on Thanksgiving, you're just okay Very middle of the road. Thank you for spending your time clicking on boxes Thank you so much for spending the time to make the boxes. This isn't a quiz This is more of a sort of a lifestyle article seven patches. You'll want on your Thanksgiving dream coat I've been looking for new patches for my dream code. So, you know, this will be good Everyone has a Thanksgiving dream code But what patches do you need to get on your coat this year the bravery patch? Of course Can you imagine how proud your family would be to see you sporting the bravery patch on your Thanksgiving dream coat? There are a few patches as sought-after as this one for wearing it You'll be permitted three honks on the Thanksgiving horn and an extra helping of juice. Just the skin, please patch I only like this skin Are you the one in your family who only likes to eat the turkey skin and nothing else? Then you've got to have just the skin, please patch people will see your patch and know to keep Mounds and mounds of slippery turkey skin on your plate because you just can't get enough of that savory skin That's me. I do have a just the skin, please patch the Philip C. Glenwood Memorial patch for good Thanksgiving behavior Philip C. Glenwood made his history with his record for best behavior at the most consecutive Thanksgiving by wearing his this patch. You'll honor his memory and also imply that you too will be well-behaved this Thanksgiving This is both a great privilege and a great responsibility Keep that in mind if you choose to don the Philip C. Glenwood Memorial patch for Thanksgiving for good Thanksgiving behavior Marksmanship patch classic as well if you can hit all three targets within 30 seconds, you'll No one steals Thanksgiving food from someone with a marksmanship patch on their Thanksgiving dream code No one in their right mind at least the misfits patch ah You see you see my brother don this on his Thanksgiving dream code year after year after year your Thanksgiving dream code Wouldn't you be complete without the misfits patch most dream codes come with this patch already soon on but just in case make sure you have One on yours. Yeah, you know his his or the hand me down the tradable patch after everyone's eating their Thanksgiving meal It's time for one of America's most celebrated Thanksgiving traditions the patch trade make sure you have the tradable patch Under Thanksgiving dream code this year so you can swap matches with someone else and participated in this beloved American ritual And last but not least the green patch my personal favorite Wow the green patch Possibly the best patch this one is green if you wear the green patch your relatives will say grace to you instead of their God That is the power of the green patch do not abuse it, you know And that's why I love it because I have a God complex all right guys Well, I'm gonna end this one here. Let me know what patches you have Let me know what kind of Thanksgiving traditions you have if you take the quiz Let me know what you've got in the quiz. Maybe you're more thankful than I am You know, I just that Thanksgiving amnesia It got it got me so thank you guys so much for watching. Hope you enjoyed happy Thanksgiving, and I will see you