 All right guys, so I made a really big mistake. I went to go start working on episode six and it's in the wind, guys. I just cannot find the file. I did get an uploader to Patreon, thank God, so it is over there if you wanna go watch it. This is not a shake-down, guys. If you don't wanna spend money on Patreon, I totally understand. I'm sorry for losing the video, but we are gonna move on to episode seven. We just wanted to keep the reactions as genuine as possible, so I'm just letting you guys know that I messed up and I hope you guys don't mind, but we did see the episode and I'm very excited to get into the next one. So episode seven, let's go. Okay, so, man, so much happened in the last episode. It was crazy. The thing about the show is every single episode, there's just more on top of more and it's almost like being in math class. Like, you know when you're in math, right, and you learn a new equation, but if you miss one of the foundational steps, you're just never really gonna get it. Well, this is how Game of Thrones is, right? Man, I say all this to say this, man. I am ready to go. This show is just becoming one of my favorite things right now. I'm nervous to watch it, though. Yeah, I'm so nervous every time. I don't wanna lose somebody. I'm gonna be so mad. From this time until the end of time, we are the free and independent kingdom of the North. The Starks are a ply cousin. Did you see my brother? I did. Tell him he's not been forgotten. I forgot about that. Yeah, I know. Leave him to it. Be quick about it. What did he even miss his sword up for? All of you should do as he commands. Oh, I hated this part. I didn't mention that, I don't think. Oh my gosh. Here comes her. Right now, little bird, you're all right. Oh, I think they're looking for you. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot about this. I have something for you from Prince Theon. When I came to this city, I had nothing. Today, I am the richest man in calf. Well, my dragons. Oh, I hope she finds them. So who stole these things? That bald guy, I know it. Right. It's just what I'm thinking, too. But they didn't show him in the last one. Still, didn't they? Yeah, but he's sneaky. He looks sneaky. That's just the only candidate. That's my candidate. Yeah, he had some weird powers. Like, yeah, I don't know. Well, they said he drank some drunk, made his lips blue or something like that. Here and all was apparently a very, very, very good city that could not be destroyed until the dragons showed him how to do it. All right. That's what I saw in the comments. Very nice information. Otherwise, I will destroy you. We shall see you in there. We've been quoting Stannis over here. That's my favorite part right now, guys. No, those men holding them betters will make me king. We shall see you in there. You like dismissed them like a little brother. We shall see you in there. I love it. I like it. He's like, do this. Or otherwise, I will destroy you. Otherwise, I will destroy you. Does that play the shivering seed? So what was that? Well, you all better get for them dragons back. I'm really not playing. No, like when we get to the end of this, we're going to be like, remember early in the show she got her dragons kidnapped for no reason. Because she's going to get them back. Really hope. What have you like? I don't want to say that. Don't say nothing bad because it's going to be good. Hopefully. It's the conqueror. Where's my lady beyond the great cripple? Let a cripple escape. The boy can't walk. But somehow he slipped past you. The giant must have took him. Even worse, the giant. Hold on. You let a half with escape with a cripple and we come to the little one. That's on you, Theon. The one you were. That's on you. Yeah, he was in there sleeping cozy when he is not. He was not. That guy over there loves is like a second in command. I'm glad they showed the realism of his wrist on the brick and horses and the house. Oh, he's a little different right now. I know, but we have wolves over here. We don't got time for your hounds. Theon said slapping your sister on like a man of you. Getting my sir, the one happened to go because he has to. Join your first hunt. So far hunting seems very similar to riding, my lord. We've only seen this blood at the end. The little boys. I was a little boy when I was torn away from my home and brought here. That's your dad's fault. I kept my word. I never ran away. If I find them soon enough, I won't hurt them. Well, I'll hurt them, but I won't kill them. My sister's in deepwood mox. She'll get here long before they do. Who goes into Raven right now, master Owen? It's dark always said. 500 men could hold Winterfell against 10,000. The hounds have the scent. Don't look so grim. It's all just a game. It's all just a game. I hate this guy right now. I hated this guy in John Wick. I hate this guy now. I wish I could like him one day. You know, that really goes to show something right there that Theon said. It's all just a game. In a sense, like it is a game of thrones, right? And everyone's trying to like be some macho king that they're really not. So it's almost like everyone's warping in a way, but warping with like real life. It would have given you whatever you needed. And if Theon found out it's hanged. Boy, you can't survive on walnuts. I'm fine. We've been walking since before sunrise. It's cool to see the little one. Hold on. You're a new sweet giant. Hold on. You know that fun? Except there's two Winterfell orphans there. Jack and Billy, they'll give us some food. We can't risk it. If Theon tracks us here, he'll torture them until he finds out where we are. He'll be after us with hounds. Can't outrun hounds forever. Do you think Hodor can understand them? I think he's just like, Hodor is always there, right? Yeah. We got to figure out why he's just killing me. I know. It's like he's a Pokemon who just says his name over and over again. Right. Do you pull a knife on me in the night? Theon's like, it's cold, my lady. And what's the matter? Can't be the first time you press your bone against a woman's ass. That's what she meant. Let's move. Yeah. I did not get that ever. Why is the first time? How old are you, boy? I'm a man of the Night's Watch. You're a boy who's never been with a girl. Is he manipulating him? Don't your store and start to work if your brother forgets him. In a sense, aren't y'all always... Don't call them that. No! But stones are bones. Neither. Is she farting right now? I don't know. They're confusing me. She's like a hostage. Right. And that's what they do. Manipulate to get out. If you don't use them. Of course, maybe that's just what the lads say when they want me feeling sorry for them as if I'd feel sorry for them. They're no girl, crows. They're no women of the Night's Watch, no. So the lads just do it with each other? Ew. Oh, jeez, right. Why she cares so much? Right. She mocked him. That's an argument that will never end or never be settled. Right. Why are you fighting them? It's crazy, they put up a wall and they were on their own side of it, they said. It's crazy because they call them Wildlings, but the Wildlings themselves call themselves Free Folk. So that's why it's like you hear those two different. Yeah, like on Halo 3, that game back in the day, the little grunts on there, when you shoot them because they were the bad guys, but they would see you and shout demons. You know what I'm saying? Because they would think that you were the demon. And I don't know what this was, but that's terrible. This was crazy. Tywin. We think it was an infiltrator from the Brotherhood without banners. The Brotherhood, they keep talking about that. You can't allow rebels behind our lines to harass us. I love the dollar markings on that. We look like... Maybe someone's at the door. We look like fools and they look like heroes. That's how kings fall. I want them dead. Everyone. Killing them isn't the problem. It's finding them. You gone soft, Clegane. I always thought you had a talent for violence. Oh, that's the mountain without his helmet. Is it really? I think his name's Clegane. Mutton. Yes, my lord. They're like mutton. I'll bring something else. You hungry? I'll eat in the kitchen later. It's bad manners to refuse a lord's offer. Sit. She's got the worst job ever. Because I really don't know what he knows. Well, she has to just sit there and just tidy away her day all day. I suppose you've been underfed your whole life. I did a lot. I just don't grow. This will be my last war. Win or lose. Have you ever lost before? Do you think I'd be in my position if I'd lost a war? Right. Their interactions are kind of funny. I like them. They're intense, though. This is the one I'll be remembered for. I haven't really seen him do anything absolutely evil, so it's hard to hate him. My legacy will be determined in the coming months. Oh, she sees that net. How on the black thought this castle would be his legacy? Greatest fortress ever built. Tallest towers, the strongest war. The Great Hall had 35 hearts. Remember when we googled that the other day? What's a heart? Do it now, a blasted ruin. Dragons? Dragons happen. Crazy. Our hall was built to withstand an attack from the land. Can't handle the aerial attack. An attack from the air, the dragon fire, Harren and all his sons roasted alive within these walls. That's crazy. Aegon Targaryen changed the rules. That's why every child alive still knows his name. 300 years after his death. Aegon and his sisters. She said, make sure you throw the girls in there. It was Rhaenys and Percenya, too. Oh, she's smart. Uh-oh. Too smart. She just showed herself. Be quiet, Arya. Percenya Targaryen was a great warrior. She had a Valyrian steel sword. She called Dark Sister. How do I know yours? I take it. Most girls are more interested in the pretty maidens from the salt. Yes, Sansa. Most girls are idiots. You remind me of my daughter. Cersei? No. Stop about Percenya on earth. Valyrian steel sword. My pops. The drunk at the... My father. What? I had to blame out someone in the bar. I've ever met a literal stone mason. Uh-oh. Have you met many stone masons, my lord? Damn. Geez. I enjoy you, but be careful. That was like a crazy interaction. Girl, my lord, no-born girls say, my lord, not my lord. Oh. If you're going to pose as a commoner, you should do it properly. I love that. My lord. My mother served Lady Dustin for many years. The Wildwing lady says that, my lord. She taught me how to speak proper. Properly. You're too smart for your own good. Has anyone told you that? He knows. He knows. He knows, but he's letting her just go with it. He's like... He's just having fun with it at this old age. He's enjoying the finer things in life, like messing with her. I beg pardon, sir. I should have come to you after to thank you for saving me. You were so brave. Brave. A dog doesn't need courage to chase off rats. Does it give you joy to scare people? No, it gives me joy to kill people. Spare me. You can't tell me Lord Eddard Stark of Winterfell never killed a man. It was his duty. He never liked it. Is that what he told you? He lied. Killing's the sweetest thing there is. Why are you always so hateful? You'll be glad of the hateful things I do someday when your queen and I'm all that stands between you and your beloved king. Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, he's saying, watch your mouth and I'm not gonna protect you from Joffrey. Like, I've had your back a few times. If I wanted your dragons, I would have taken them. They mean nothing to me on their own. They're more valuable than anything in the world. When you look inside my vault and see what's selling your dragons with by me, I cannot buy already. We will get them back. There is no we. I took you under my protection in front of the rulers of my city. A man is what others say he is and no more. Aw. If they say that Zaro Zohan doxos is a liar, my word is worth nothing. Cannot let this thing happen to you under my roof. But it did happen under your roof. I hope so. I don't care where you've been. Find them dragons, girl. I can't. I don't want to watch this without you having them. I know we need to find Zack and Weezy. Oh, and the comments also said, Drakaris is not their name. It means fire. It's like a command. We thought the dragon's name was Drakaris. Oh, okay. It's a command to breathe fire, apparently. So the one that's like, I'm like, Drakaris. It's in her language. Don't go serving some shit king who's only king because his father was. Oh, you serve Mance Raider, the king beyond the wall. We chose Mance Raider to lead us. Democracy, John. Same as you, but you wanted to be free. No, you probably just hated the knight's wand. You don't need to live your whole life taking commands from me. Yeah, probably. Wake up when you want to wake up. I could show you the streams to fish, the woods to run. Build yourself a cabin and find a woman to lie within the night. You're a pretty lad. He's probably going to be like, nah. I could teach you how to do it. Yeah, it's too honorable. I know how to do it. You know nothing, John Snow. You know, like, they're married in real life, though, like everyone's saying in the comments. Yeah. That's pretty cool. That's actually funny. He just told him he didn't know nothing. Sounds like married life. She sounded like Connor McGregor. You know nothing. Yeah, I cast a brother. Stop. And what did she say? Ubiz. She admired your spirit. Oh, no. What then? She ripped it up. She ripped it up. If every man were held accountable for the actions of every distant relative, Sir Alton, and we'd all hang. Backed. That was smart, really, Rob. Look at that guy back there. He was like, true. Your grace. You've acted with honor. Thank you for it. Load cast arc. See that Sir Alton's pen is clean. And give him a hot supper. Sir Alton's pen is occupied. Your grace. Too many prisoners. Is there room for Sir Alton? Does he need to lie down? Yeah, he needs to lie down. He's been traveling back and forth. If the men build him a new pen. Two men with a king slayer for now. Have your boy watch over them. That will be all. So Rob's trying to do the right thing by him, right? Yeah, Rob's. He's a prisoner of war, but he's not trying to, like, be evil to him. Yeah, because he said it's not your fault or what your family does. He said we'd all hang. Yeah, if you're a distant relative, if you're in charge of what? I don't even know what I was going to say. Let's go Rob, that's my boy. Yeah. I need to get me a Rob Stark shirt because I'm just supporting the cause over here. You're treating them with men. King and men. My enemies. They are not my enemies. That's what I tell my bananmen. I've already run through the supplies I brought with me. Them are easily replaced. But some are not. I need silk. The stitching. I need fennel root for those with fever. Mostly I need milk of the poppy. You saw what it was like to amputate a foot without a knee. I assume there will be more loss of limb before this war is over. If you need help finding it. I know where to find them. I'm sorry I shouldn't interrupt you. Continue, my lady. Aww. You're riding to the crag to negotiate a surrender. Yes. The crag will have a meister and he will have what I need. Oh, be careful though. Come with me to the crag. Get it yourself, huh? I don't think that'll be. Let the meister show you his stores. I want the wounded men to be treated well. All the wounded men. She's like, I love that. She's like, this Slim Pickens in this kingdom, so. Let me go for the head honcho. Let me go for like the one guy who's not just like a total douche. We circle this farmhouse twice. There's no sign of them. We could start the search fresh in the morning, my lord. I'm looking at spending the rest of my life being treated like a fool and a eunuch. Ask yourself, is there anything I wouldn't do to stop that from happening? The hounds will find the center game. I'll whip every man here until I have both those boys in hand. Look at that guy. He's like, whip me for what? I encouraged all of this. Better to be cruel than weak. Where are they? Don't know, I've seen no one. Oh, my God. I swear, my lord. I don't know. Of course that guy. I think I found what we're looking for. Walnuts. Dang it, Hodor. They say we're either about to find some kids or a squirrel. All down. Go back to Winterfell. Take him back. Theon, don't do this. I know what Theon. But Theon's kind of like, you know, he kind of makes some mistakes. It's hard to take Theon serious. Yeah, he kind of makes some mistakes, like letting Osha come in there. That was really dumb. That's kind of what I was thinking. I don't trust it. Your people are in Westeros. People in Westeros don't know I'm alive. They will soon enough. And then what? No. Pray for my return. I'll wave dragon banners and shout my name. So my brother believes that he was a fool. Trust me. There it is. Trust me. And it's you I should trust, sir Jorah. I would. I don't know, man. Wasn't you a snake early on? Yeah, but he's soft. I don't trust any longer. So a snake don't turn into an alligator. You were too young to be so. And you were too familiar. He just wants to touch her. What is that? I don't know. I don't know about that. I'm like, I hope not. Let me help you. Help me. I just feel like he's seen the dragons and like supported the cause hard after. Cause I would. Find my dragons. Yeah. To be honest, like I'm just kind of being funny guys. I really don't think that he has that intention. That's not the vibe I'm getting. I'm getting the vibe that he kind of sees her as a daughter, but he really believes in like what she represents. Because he's seen her do like good acts. Exactly. Yeah. So far. So far. I mean, he's seen mistakes too though. Do you even know where they are? We're close. What do you think they'll say when they hear about you and me? Nothing happened between you and me. That's where it all master King close. We were only close together for warmth. And then I felt it right up against me backside like a club. And before I knew what was where his and his. Turn back around and I thought that we were done, but he said turn back around. John went north and I found him a freak. I know what in the world. You got on a leash and everything. Don't trust her, right? I mean, either that or make her face the other way. I don't have to. Not trying to be too crappy, but. All right. All right. God's your doll. Oh, she took off. Johnny better catch her. He's dumb. He's about to go right back to being a steward after this. Like why would he fall for her shenanigans? Like he knows better, right? Yeah, but think about your John though. Any like 19 in the show or something. And he's supposed to be like really young. He's a boy. I can't tell because he looks like 30. Oh, she tricked him up hard boy. They're everywhere. Now he's about to be a prisoner. Oh, John. Oh my gosh. What have you got yourself into? She just knows her way, right? That's what I'm saying. Yeah, they have the advantage. He should not have. He should not have given in at all to this girl, John. Oh, she's dreaming about that again. Oh my gosh. Sansa with the PTSD. Poor girl. Absolutely. Why her? Why she's so bruised? Because they were like, oh, she's bleeding. Oh, what's going on? Oh, she's old enough. Joffrey. She's scared of Joffrey. Yeah. Oh my God. He's going to come. He's ripping out of the bed. No. That's so sad. Help me flip it over. Wow. Do you see her helper immediately though? That lady's going to be so happy for her a bit. Oh my God. Oh my God. Get her shade. What is she going to do? She's taking a deal. Where are you going? To tell her grace. Okay, Shae. But isn't she going to go and just tell him anyways and then tell her that Shae did that? I don't know. Okay. Oh no. Oh. What is going on, bro? Why? Maybe he won't tell too because he don't like Joffrey really. Nah, he's telling bro. Oh no. I thought it would be less. Oh, he did tell. That's right. A prospect that once delighted you. The greatest honor for a queen. Joffrey's always been difficult. Oh, you don't say. Even his birth, I labored a day and a half to bring him into this world. Dang. To not imagine the pain. He was toxic from the start. Robert was hunting. He was hunting bulls. He was his custom. When he returned, he would present me with some pelt sore. A stag's head. And I would present him with a baby. Yeah, that wasn't his. I wanted him there, mind you. And they told Jamie he wasn't allowed in the birthing room. He smiled and asked which one of them proposed to keep him out. Joffrey will show you no such devotion. Dang. Yeah, he don't care, bro. You may never love the king, but you will love his children. I love his grace with all my heart. That's so very touching to hear. Permit me to share some womanly wisdom with you. The more people you love, the weaker you are. Wow. You'll do things for them that you know you shouldn't do. You'll act the fool to make them happy. Love no one but your children. On that front of mother has no choice. Shouldn't I love Joffrey, your grace? You can try. Aw. Little Gov. I'd be relieved to hear this. But that was like a hard conversation for Cersei to have. Kind of a respectful one. At least she's not sitting there prodding to try to figure out if she deeply loves Joffrey. Yeah. And then using it against her. She knows because she had to do the same thing before. Oh, is that Jamie? Mm-hmm. Oh, he was raw. Lannister. She's the fat one. Well, perhaps she's gotten a little larger than she was. No. There's only one fat Lannister. She was your mother, you'd know it. No. I squired for you once. When? The tournament the day of Willem Frey's wedding. I went to Willem Frey's wedding? You did. Your squire had gotten so drunk the night before that he threw up. He threw up on his horse on the way to the tourney grounds. What was his name? Brian. Poor lad. Mm-hmm. What was my brother's doing, I seem to recall. I remember you. You'd never squired for anyone before. I run up and volunteered. You know, let me eat my lord. Oh, he's like a fan. My father was furious. No, he's a Lannister. Yeah, but he's like a Jamie fan, though. Mm-hmm. Because Jamie's like a celebrity in the family. Yeah, because he's a good swordsman. Yeah. He didn't, though. And then he's a knight, right? You really remember? You knew when you were needed. It's a rare talent. Most of my squires, young men with big jobs, they tend to overdo them. Well, when I think back to that day... Shhh. Why's he hissing at us? That's a short term. I know. He's telling them to shut up. You were saying? Never mind. It's embarrassing. More embarrassing than being chained to a post. Mm-hmm. I remember everything about that day. Your helmet, your horse, the rate lines. Yeah, he's meeting his hero right now. Even though he has. So the whole time, he's like, that's my cousin. Boy, that's crazy. Oh. Oh, that's kind of cute. I know. Oh, wow. I understand. Hello, Warren. How could she? Maybe? Sorry, I... No, he's just such a fan, like a stan almost. Which night was it? Barrison sell me. Oh, wow. It was her barrison. It's like against the Kingswood Outlaws before your time. What was he like? He was a painter. Mm-hmm. Painter who only used red. Dang, what a D. Like Tom Brady in play action. Mm-hmm. Fight like that. Mm-hmm. Not back then. Mm-hmm. It's hard to put into words. That was deep. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Ha, ha, ha. That's the most Jamie's ever said this whole series. It's, like, good to see him open enough a little bit and just being so kind to someone. Just away from Cersei, honestly. Oh, no. Has Rob put them together? What are you doing? Has Rob put them together in the chain... in the, like, cell? So now he can escape, maybe? Mm-hmm. What? What? Oh, he just attacked... Bro. Oh, my God. I feel so manipulated. I feel so manipulated. My feelings are hurt. I cannot believe that this guy's this terrible. I'm sitting there, like, smiling, feeling, like... Whole, like, wholesome. In a way, dude, like, maybe he's... You know what I'm saying? Like, maybe the show's gonna start to paint that he's not so bad, but I think that he's just terrible. Like, no wonder that's Joffrey's dad. What the heck is that? They're using blood to paint something? He's a tattoo artist? Who is this lady? I'd be so confused if I was him. Dang. Is that real? Zora? Dang. I don't trust him. He's the one who probably stole him. Yeah, he probably has him. That's the one where they're at. Oh. Oh, my God. Why? There is a king of cars. What? Sneak. Oh, wow. That guy right there's good. What? What is happening? What's that confused-looking face? No, I'm confused. What in the heck? So is this a trick for her to go there? Or a trap? Do you know what that guy is? Like, did I miss something? No. You know how I'm always, like, not really paying attention as good as you? It's kind of like he's tweaking. Like, he's a druggy. He didn't get far, did he? Oh, my gosh. He's kind of like Ned. Ned said he grew up with soldiers, so he's prepared to die a long time ago. That's how Jamie is. That's what he said, too. Something along the lines. Oh, my gosh. His two Bs are gonna come out here and take control. Who stands between a father and his vengeance asks for death. This man is our prisoner. This monster killed my son. And crippled mine. He will answer for his crimes. I promise you. I will have his head. And if you try and stop me. You will strike me down. Oh. Have you forgotten me, sir? I am the widow of your liege lord, Eddard Stark. I am the mother of your king. He has gone to the crag to accept the surrender. But not to negotiate. Threatening my lady as an act of treason. Treason? Let's go. How can it be treason to kill Lannisters? Stand down. When your son- Kallen starts a damn goat. I will demand this murderer's head. Yeah, she's awesome. She is something different. I love her. Love their sons do. I will have his head. She's like one of my favorite characters. She's a fierce woman right there. I would have come to your defense, but... Shut up. Take him to the stockings. Go to the stockings. Find him in every chain you can find. I'm a fish left in you. And gag him. That's because she- of her house sig- sigial thing. What? Her first one was like some type of fish. Oh, okay. That's why he said that. Not being gross. I thought something gross. I knew it while I saw your face. That's where Brienne's from. That's more than we have. There'll be at our gates within five days. Four if he has the wind. If strong the high walls will rain fire down on him from above. You're quoting father, aren't you? Yeah, she doesn't know what she's talking about. He has a good mind for strategy, doesn't he? Call it tactics, not strategy. But yes, he does have a good mind for it. The best mind some would say. Only he's not here. It's just you, me, and Juffrey, the lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm. He's sane in a mocking way, isn't he? I'm sure he'll make a point eventually. He needs to start acting like a king. This war you started is coming to our doorstep. If we can't control him. Do you think I haven't tried? I think she has. I really do. He doesn't listen to me. Yeah, but she's also having inappropriate conversations with him. Once you've put a crown on its head. True. I always hoped he'd be like Jamie. He looks like... Actually, I know. Robert was a drunken fool, but he didn't enjoy cruelty. Sometimes I wonder... What? If this is the price for our sins. Sins. I mean, that's a good line of thinking. We're brother and sister for hundreds of years, I know. It's what Jamie and I would say to each other in our moments of doubt. Half the Targaryens went mad, didn't they? What's the saying? Every time a Targaryen is born, the gods flip a coin. Oh, wow. Did she, though? Okay. But not the one in charge. They just flip the coin on Joffrey. Dang, look at Tyrion, like, gonna go comfort his sister, but he feels awkward about it. I love that. I mean, I'm cruel, but screw her, dude. Like, I get it. Cersei's just a woman who has no control. But like, ultimately, she does have a lot of control, but she doesn't. Because Joffrey is unique. The more they drink, the angrier they'll get. And when the castarks draw their swords, he wants to die defending a Lannister. Come. You heard someone else say it? What? He won't be making it through the night. I need to be alone with him. Oh, God, don't be alone with him. Like, that's a bad idea. Bree's not gonna allow it. There we go. There's that smart mouth. If it's my last night in this world. Yeah, they've been telling him. Is that a woman? Do you hear them out there? They want your head. All Lord Castar doesn't seem to like me. Strangled his son with your chains. Was he the one on guard duty? He was in my way. Any night would have done the same. You are no knight. You're forsaken every vow you ever took. There's so many vows. They make you swear and swear. They kind of do it on their own. Yeah. The king obey the king. Obey your father. And what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent with too much? How much would you do if you're forsaking one vow or another? Yeah, that's that. Where did you find this beast? Oh, dang! He was a truer knight than you will ever be. King Slayer. King Slayer. He hates that. What a king he was. Here's to Ares Targaryen. And to the sword, I shuffed in his back. He's proud of it. You were a man without honor. Tidal. You know, I don't really blame him for what he did, though. The way they describe it. I've never been with any woman but Cersei. So in my own way, I have more honor than poor old dead Ned. What was the name of that bastard he fathered? Brienne. No, that wasn't Ned. No. Snow. Bastard from the north. Did you pretend to love it? You're not very good at pretending. Yeah, she didn't really. You're the honest woman. You hated that boy, didn't you? How could you not hate him? The walking, talking reminder that the honorable lord, Eddard Stark, another woman. Your sword. Goodbye, Jaime. Oh, why would you do that, Jaime? Like, why would you talk that much, Jon? I told you what would happen. Look at all those women and cool men. Oh, my God. I told you what would happen is you served me loyally. And what would happen if you did not? You better freaking not, dude. If any of your new lord means what he says, here is the answer to your question. Was those kids? No! That is not Brienne and Rickon, right? Beyond Burn to Moa, babe. I have a hard time believing it, but why is Meister Loomin' in chains? That was either Rickon and Bran, or that was either those other kids. Two farmer boys. And I don't know which ones it was. Oh, my God. I don't know who it was supposed to be. The two orphans. Right. All right, guys. So that was Game of Thrones, A Man Without Honor, babe. What did you think about that episode? I thought it was insane. I think that a lot of things are moving forward. I know I said that every episode, but of course- It's getting faster. Yeah, it's getting faster. I guess finally, I guess she knows where her dragons are, but it's hard to tell, because that man's really trippy. It's so hard to know what's going on with that whole situation. We found out that Zaro- Xenus Dorcas, or whatever his name is, I know I'm wrong, but it's like that. But he was on the wrong side of things. Like, he tricked Daenerys. Like, he brought her in there to kill all the 13. Yeah, basically. They came in, and they said that we're going to start a brand new tradition in the greatest city that ever was, in the greatest city that ever will be. You know, the ideal in this space is really ridiculous. They genuinely believe it's the greatest city that ever was or ever will be. I don't know why you would fundamentally change the way you do, your form of democracy there. They had a council. Somehow the guys- Somehow the guys multiplying themselves, and you know- Yeah, and how is he doing that? I don't know. I don't know what he is. He's like a warlock. I don't know. I don't even know nothing about wizardry or nothing. So I don't even know- Bro, he's like a wizard to me, bro. That's like the only word I know to describe him. I have nowhere to go. He's like a wizard. I didn't see a wand, so I can't call him a wizard, but- Yeah, you're right. I mean, I don't know what he is. Uh, John- What I think is he's on drugs. Baby, John got captured by the Wildlings, bro. Oh, yeah, that was intense right there. So he's probably about to go through some straight torture, but nothing has been more torturous than what Jamie did to that poor guy. Oh, my God. That was the most manipulation I've seen, like, I think on anything we want. That was jacked up, man. I was sitting there- Because it had my heart. I was like, I really like Jamie, like- What? I didn't like Jamie. I didn't really like him. Jamie pushed the kid out of the window. I'm never gonna like Jamie. I really like him. I'm not gonna say that, but I really, like, was starting to feel like he actually had a heart. Like, maybe spending some time away from Cersei showed that he actually, like, is his own person. He's not evil, but he's evil. I think the show- The vibe I was getting was even the great Jamie Lannister after being held captive for so long would eventually break character and just sort of, like, try to stop putting on this persona of, like, I'm not really a human. I'm, like, above that, because he puts on such a persona. Like, he's such a, like, a high-born, no-woman. Like, he's just above people, so- Always has something smart to say out of his mouth. And it turns out that he does not believe that at all. He was perfectly willing to sacrifice anyone who just happened. And he said it himself. Oh, I'm so sorry. He just happened to be in my way. So that's Jamie in a nutshell. Don't get in his way, because he doesn't care about you. And that appears to be, you know, at least his motivations are self-driven and selfish. Joffrey, on the other hand, he just seems like he just likes to, like- Yeah. And going into that, seeing Cersei kind of talk to Tyrion and kind of break down, like, we really have no control of this kid. I'm really having a hard time understanding, like, Cersei. I mean, the thing about this show that I really like is characters are so gray and complex, you know, and not everyone's so easy to understand. But Cersei just seems like a woman who, like, was called to a purpose in her mind. You know, I feel like she thinks that she needs to be there. Like, you know, she needs to be in that position for the, like, you know, the betterment of people. I think she's just a woman who loves her children. But she's not in control of anything. But she loves her children. And that's why she's going to sit there and stand by Joffrey because she loves her son. Yeah. But then you could really get into, like, the intellectual debate. Like, if your son's a psychopath murderer, like, if you really love your son, is the best thing to do is still allow him to continue to be a psychopath murderer. Well, you could do that. But I think Cersei in a nutshell, she just loves her kids and she thinks she does what's best for her. I mean, if it's, like, not the right thing at all, but in her mind, that's the best thing for them. Yeah. I mean, we'll see more with Cersei. And also with that Sansa, she's able to have Joffrey's children now, which is a scary thing. Oh, man. Yeah, that was heartbreaking in the beginning of the episode, the way she, like, started freaking out when she saw it. Yeah, because she acted, like, she acted, like, that moment, the moment she had, like, you know, getting her period and stuff. It was just equivalent to getting sad by those guys that day. You know, the vibe that I got from that was she knew eventually that that was going to happen. And so it almost seemed like in a way she was trying to, like, I'm not saying leaving or escaping because she hasn't really seemed to do that. She seemed like brainwashed, like, everything, every time someone kind of... Well, she's scared. Yeah, she's scared. But, and I get that. It's not technically, it is brainwashed because she knows she has to say what she has to say to survive. So, like, every time someone tries to, like, put her against Joffrey, like, utters out the same thing. Like, I'm true to my, I'm true to my real love, King Joffrey. And that's so sad. Well, it seemed like she was trying to, like, it seems like she's trying to build that courage to run away or to do something or to take some type of action to change her situation. But when she woke up and discovered that she had started her period, it seemed like she realized, like, I had, I've missed the boat. Yeah, like, I'm done here. I ran out of time. Yeah, and it seems also, like, I didn't really think too much of Shea, but in that moment, I really liked her character. I really liked that she stuck up for Sansa, even though it got out in the end. She still, like, put a knife to that girl's head and was ready to, like, help her just for Sansa. I don't know if there'll be ramifications for that. I mean, the show's so thorough, so far, I'd imagine that we're going to see in the future that she's going to be in trouble for that, I mean. Right, and technically, Cersei doesn't even, isn't really supposed to know about her, because that's, that's blackmail for Tyrion. Hopefully she just still doesn't know about her, I hope not. Okay, so, let's go through. So, we covered Jon Snow, we covered what's going down in Essos, which is the most confusing aspect of this TV show so far, but it's also in a way the most interesting aspect. So, let me know in the comments as much as you guys can, but try not to spoil anything. Like, are there things that I'm going to discover in the future? I would really like to know, but you guys know me at this point. If there's things that you know I'm just not going to catch, you know, definitely let me know. What about Arya? So, what's Arya's path? Oh, Arya! Arya's got a really cool little storyline going on. So, she's hanging out with one of those captivating actors I've ever seen. When this guy gets on TV, bro, like, all the attention just sucks into him. Right. I think him, Joffrey, and Cersei, those three characters, I have to pay attention to what they have going on because everything they say matters. You know what I really like about, like, older people when it comes to acting? When you become a man the age of Tylen Lannister, like, in real life, you know? You know, when you're at that age, you can't... There's a lot of things you just can't do because you've lived a full life, right? That guy, no matter how old he is, that guy can act his ass off, dude. Like, nothing's ever going to change that. So, you know, it's just crazy to see someone that age who can do things better than, like, Jon Snow can, for example. That guy's acting his butt off. You know who that guy reminds me of? His name's Charles Dance. I've seen in the comments. Okay. The actor who plays Gendoff reminds me of that guy. Like, they're... The way they just, like... I can't explain it. They have such an adult, like... Their vibe is kind of like, I have to know what they're saying when I'm watching them. Well, the thing about... As you said, Charles Dance. Yeah. Well, the thing about him, guys, is, like, when he acts, he's not really doing much. Like, you would imagine if he was just walking around his house, that's probably how he would act. Right. You know what I'm saying? He's just brilliant. I don't know. I really enjoy it. I don't know how to describe it. It's a spatial expression, and you can read it. You can, but can't read his emotions. Right. He said, He said, Easy girl. I like your company. You're something like that. Just the way he talks. I don't know, man. He's just... But anyways, their story's unique because it's kind of like he knows, but the thing is, we're just not sure how much Tywin actually knows, because he's kind of proved he knows so much about the realm and stuff. For some reason, I don't know if we're on the silly side where we really don't know or if he doesn't know. Well, I think that he knows, well, he does know officially that she is a girl from the north. Right. And that she's a high-born because she's smart. Right. And so, but he doesn't seem to be intimidated by the fact that there could potentially be someone that could be a, quote-unquote, spy. You know, it doesn't seem intimidating. Not just a spy, but like if he finds out that he is Arya, then they could trade to get Jamie back. Does he want Jamie back like that? I think he does. I mean, he wants a son back. Remember, he was sitting there. He's like, they took my son. He would instantly just like, take her and be like, okay, well, let me use you. I think it would change the war. You think it would? I think it would have a big impact on war. I don't know, man. I think it could. He was going on and on about his legacy will be defined in the next couple of months. This is his last war, no matter what, he's retiring after this. Right. Just that line in general really makes me think that things are going to be going down and it kind of gave me chills when he said that because I feel like he's going to play a really big role in the story. And that sucks for Arya because she can probably sit there and hear the battle tactics and all these things, but I don't know what she's going to do about him because what is she going to do? Like how's she going to send Raven? How's she going to do anything? Right. She can't tell Rob. And also that, how would he believe that Raven? Like that's the thing. I don't know. I don't know, man. I'm more I'm really interested to get back over to SO some figure out what's going on with that. So the vibe that I got was definitely the way they set everything up. Ultimately, they thought that Daenerys was going to love the idea and want to basically be queen of this new place because there's no one standing in the line. The council is gone. The way that they operate is going to be fundamentally different from Queen here. You can rule with your dragons. Yada, yada, yada. She did not seem okay with that. And then he made that really disappointed face. Remember? I don't know, man. I just don't know what's going on with that storyline. I'm very interested to see. I didn't see Stannis Baratheon. I did not see the red woman. So they did leave that out. Oh, something guys when I was editing I noticed and this could absolutely mean nothing. But when we saw his name Jack, Jochen, I think. Anyways, he's the guy who always speaks in third person. I noticed he's told Aria something about to the red god. And I was just wondering like, is that the same what you're talking about, baby? Jochen. The guy who always says a man, a woman. You know, he always says things. Oh, the guy who was a prisoner? Yeah, yeah. The guy who the assassin? Yeah. Yeah. What's up with him? Well, I noticed in when I was editing, he said that he prayed. He said the red god or whatever to me that like the red woman. Yeah, I was wondering if that was the same thing. I was wondering if like he's part of like that kind of like, it's like a whole different like, there's like this whole class of people who like dip their toe in that whole like, yeah, it's like, there's the red God and whatever you worship determines like how you live your life. Yeah, you have access to in the universe or like to me, it seems like the red woman has like spells. Yeah. And like, maybe he can have spells. I don't know. Like, I don't know. The thing about it, man is I don't want to speculate too much because it is very confusing to me. So, you know, I just noticed he said that and to me, like I feel like that that was and could be important in the long run. That's all right. We're just going to have to see more, man. Are we doing a good job keeping up? Do we, you know, do you guys feel like we're doing a good job following the storyline? Are we putting things together? Well, are we asking the right questions are, you know, sometimes the TV show will set you up to think something, but in reality, they have something else in mind, but the way that they portray it, they want you to be on a certain path. So, are we doing a good job in that regard because, you know, the more we get into like the red woman and, you know, the woohoo that's like magic. That's what I'm kind of confused about, because I don't know the basis of it. Right. So I think maybe if we watch when we watch the lore, we're going to understand a lot about like that kind of stuff. I feel like by the time the show is over, guys, like, like when we get to the finale of the show, we'll be 100% caught up Game of Thrones super fans who really have a really, you know, not as good as a lot of you guys because a lot of you guys have been studying this for years, but we'll have a really good understanding of everything that is until we have a great understanding of everything going on. But right now we're just at the part in the story where it hasn't really explained it yet. So we don't want any spoilers, but as time goes, guys, we will definitely get these questions answered. They will be resolved and as we move forward in the future, you know, obviously we'll have as much information as we can possibly have. So we can give you guys the best possible reaction. Thank you guys so much for watching the video. Man, like, subscribe, share the video. That junk really does help a lot. I know people say it all the time in the other Game of Thrones fans. Share it up. Yeah, man. So many people are saying that you guys are loving your actions and that's beautiful. We love that. But we also want to keep growing. So just share the videos. Hit us up on Patreon if you guys want more extended content. And I don't really have anything else to say. I'm having so much fun. We'll see you guys in the next episode.