 Well Here I am again left alone. Do you want to know why I'm left alone? wife left daughter left son left I'll tell you what Wal-Mart God damn Wal-Mart you mentioned Wal-Mart in this house people fucking fly out of here. I Mean they fly like it's nothing come home from work Tired I work nights I Get a fire going get the house nice and warm although. It's not that cold out, but you know, I like a warm house But if it's not warm everybody complain, why don't you have a fire going why don't you start a fire? I start a fire. I go to sleep. I come back down You think anybody puts any logs on the fire. Let me show you see this Get a logs Nobody puts a log on the fire. Let I'll show you a fire is going I just did this Well, we got some smoke coming out Let it go up a little bit more Got a nice fire going Get the house nice and warm keep the house warm then you mentioned Wal-Mart God damn Wal-Mart. Let me show you something. Let me show you something what happens people they order Chinese They get Chinese they start eating you mentioned Wal-Mart. Oh We gotta go to Wal-Mart. Look at this look at this Everything left Everything left drop and gone. I mean they fly out of here like it's nothing How come Wal-Mart gets more priority than me nothing for me? Nothing nothing for me. I get nothing to eat. They're gone all because of who Wal-Mart I don't know. Hey, I gotta ask you guys something real honestly and girls How many of you all belong to? BJ's Yeah, that's right BJ's you girls know what I'm talking about You just love them. You'll love them. You'll love BJ's I'm talking about the warehouse BJ's Yeah, that's right you tell your wife Honey, I'm going to BJ's Huh? Who's giving you BJ's? No, I'm going to the warehouse BJ's That freaking ripoff you think you're getting a great deal. They charge you 55 freaking dollars Just to join the goddamn club. All right, you may save some money But you ever go in there you go in there with your basket you go in there with your baskets are huge They're monsters You go in there They're so big the everything you buy is huge you get maybe get 10 items in there, right? 160 bucks 178 hours 200 hours Jesus Christ, you think you're getting a great deal. Yeah, you come out of your freaking wallets. You like my money. I just get lonely Remember BJ's just be careful when you mention it to a honey. I'm going to BJ's just be careful Hey, it's me again, you know, everybody's out of Walmart You want to know something? chocolate chip cookies Chip's a hoi. They're good. We all like them. We love them. But you ever think That people will think about other people in this household No It's all about me Me me me me Nobody cares about anybody else. It's all about me. I Just wanted to go get a get myself a cookie a chocolate chip cookie I felt like having two cookies with a glass of milk. You want to see what they left me? Come on I'll show you what they left me This is on I shouldn't say it's unbelievable happens all the time. I'm gonna show you I go to the refrigerator right I Go to refrigerator. I want to get myself a cookie a simple little cookie. This is what they leave me. Look at this Look at it. You see this back here see this That's what's left of the chocolate chip cookies. It's all about me Don't give a shit about anybody else, but me me me. Here's the freakin cookies. This is what's left This is what they leave me All right, I guess I'm gonna have to go out and get some cookies