 President Biden was asked about inflation again and had to admit, yes, inflation is up, but who could have known that would happen? Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all, who could have known you'd pull through? I mean, just like a month ago, nobody even knew what inflation even was, man. Live for another five decades. Who is my face red? No, I'm serious. No, I'm serious. I mean, it's like with that COVID thing. The average person on the street couldn't have even told you what a virus was before some wet market dude just ate like a virus bat who happened to be in China. But don't point fingers, you bigot, because China did everything right. No, you think I'm kidding, but no, I'm serious. No, I'm serious. I myself didn't even know what a piece of crap was until like an hour ago, when I visited the smallest room in the White House that has like a porcelain seed in it. She's a little crazy. She thinks the monkey is the Sultan. And like white paper stuff growing straight out of the wall, man. It's a strange place. I'm telling you. Now come along. Time to go see the doctor. Oh, hello, doctor. How are you? No, no, no, not that one. Anyways, luckily to combat this new thing called viruses, I came up with and implemented a bold strategy of wearing cloth masks and invention cloth masks never before seen in the history of the world. I mean, sure, they don't do anything productive, but whatever. Yep. Well, so they don't really do anything, right? No, I'm serious. You think I'm kidding, but no, no, I'm serious. The government's invention of cloth masks will surely revolutionize the world. Beautiful, isn't it? Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. I mean, they're so effective after three years, we don't even know what they do yet. Just like all of our policies, you know, you have to do whatever we say before you get to see the amazing, unknown results of doing whatever we say. But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it. I don't even get me started on the supply chain thing. I don't even want to get into the supply chain because nobody had ever even heard of a supply chain before like our current economic issues, especially railroad union workers. 10 years ago, how many knew what the hell the supply chain was? How would they even know what a supply chain is? I mean, not even our Secretary of Transportation knew what a supply chain was like a week ago. No, I'm serious. And if anybody would know what a supply chain is, it would be him because he's gay, which clearly is a characteristic automatically making him qualified for, you know, any number of positions.