 You know if I'm not around for 24 hours, it's gonna turn into a dadgum show. You realize that right ma'am You think you are keeping this bd together? Hey, I might have to take tomorrow off You're gonna run. I'm gonna shoot you. You're gonna run. I'm gonna shoot you. You understand? Hello, oh Hey swing Get in the fucking car. Get in the car, man Cornwood. Yeah, I missed one the hell of a shit brother As expected and That was all today. Was that everything that happened? What did I tell you? I said, hey, if I'm going for 24 hours, this whole damn city is gonna fall apart the whole damn city Dispatch 110 41 ain't no way cornwood. Yeah, I missed one the hell of a shit brother As expected and you can't take another day off Wait, what happened six cops have been robbed for their firearms. Well, what the hell did I tell you bones? I said if I'm gone one damn day, you you called it. You called it. I didn't believe it But it happened to me. I I never thought I'd be robbed ever your bones. You got robbed In the fucking front steps of permission or a police department in front of the pd You got robbed. There wasn't nobody else out there. Are you shitting me? I said, I'll put your hands up, man. Fast now. All right. All right. Oh my god, yo Damn fast fast fast two seconds. All right. All right. All right. Take it easy. Listen out that robbie You go you're gonna cuff yourself soft cuff yourself. All right, only your hands Okay, I can't you're gonna run. I'm gonna shoot you. You're gonna run. I'm gonna shoot you. You understand five seconds Okay, I'm not wait. I'm a run. You're me to run run bitch run run. I'm running. I'm running. I'm running All right, come on. Come on. Come on You can't take another day or we need you man. We need you Hey, what we need is we need to start doing some damn sheriff's shit around here instead of some damn liberal Snowflake police department shit Slacks, I think he's pissed. He got robbed today. I never heard him scream on the radio for some He's been he's been out there all day. He hasn't been in the office once It is what you call a shit show in your words. Dad gum shit show. I'll see All right, sounds good. Let's get filled in who filled you in bones told me all about it. Hey Now you keep it. What's about you? Anybody's a glendale pulling up stand by Hey, now you're thinking with your head, mate. Well, that's good shit Okay, so that sounds great, but next time you shoot him. I ain't even putting my damn gun in my holster I'm not even gonna have a place to put it in my holster to catch my drift Cornwood, I also have to talk to you. You got to be careful today Including myself, four of us have gotten robbed. Pat and Slacks just got robbed. I got robbed officer bones Selina almost got robbed. It's crazy. It's just one after another. They're just taking our guns You know why remember when a week ago? I said these sons of bitches are gonna find out that we are not utilizing what we have Available to us and they will take advantage of it. That is exactly coming to fruition Just like I said it would so now you're going to have damn civilians who are pissed at us You're going to have damn criminals who don't give a shit about us anyway And you're going to have a dad gum civilian Oversight council that is going to be just riddled with people that want to do crime and want to help criminals I'm going to be dad gum serious with y'all right now I'm about this close to letting this damn place go to hell I'm about to go up to texas and I look it ain't it ain't personal and ain't none of that But it's look if we don't want to do our damn jobs, let's just not do our jobs and let's go somewhere where we can't do our jobs But they'd say we can't we can't give up like that. I'm not going to brother I'm I'm not going to you know why because of this thing right here. Wait, what wait does this look strange to y'all? I'm pretty sure that's like that's I think it's the wrong flag. I think that's the nicest flag That is not yeah, what the hell? Hello, so I mean that makes sense. Why does it look like that? Okay, so anyway as I was saying because of this dad gum flag, I am absolutely not putting up with this shit no more We're about to do things my way Hi I'm always ready That's right I'm shooting somebody before I go off duty tonight and I sure as hell hope it ain't myself If somebody wants to complain to me about it, I'll push terrorism charges. I don't give a shit How do y'all Like the seven people that got robbed. Yeah, it was a dad gum disaster. It's the only damn day. I take off work And what do you know Cops getting robbed left right in center I have like like three or four cops. I got robbed or something lost their equipment Apparently there's a shootings that multiple shootings that happened John Paul just got processed for a possession of a government forum right now There's been savans. There's been shootings apparently. There's a there's a Ongoing thing between the company and the union like that just the union I guess I heard a little bit about that couple days ago Yeah, and there's like shootings happening Dundee's going down to mary muskin's house and And shooting explosive barrels that are outside of her property that she has no way to control or move Then a shooting happened in front of there. I don't know it. It's all out chaos right now And apparently there was more hectic stuff this morning. I hate to be this guy, but there's nobody out on patrol right now Thank you god patrol second Andrews mr. Corley where you been at? Where we shut up to work all oh Oh, oh my lord You're talking to me about not showing up to work. Where the hell you been? Where the hell you been at forward? I got a shit show out here. Where you been at? Listen, Andrews. I was gone for 10 hours last night and five officers got robbed Okay, so are you saying and then I went to bed and then more officers got robbed and then guess what I wake up And magically we get another uh, we never we get another gun back and I ain't even involved I think my presence just motivated everybody to to get their shooting gear Well, I missed you mr. Corley. Where are you? Okay, so things have changed. We're walking around always vest on now Uh fully loaded getting ready to shoot if people complain about it, then uh, shoot them again That's the way that's the way I'm handling things You're handling thing. Mm-hmm. Okay, uh, is that is that good with the captains? It's way I'm handling everything Yeah, but when we get fired and put in under the prison I just say you're you were handling that We'll get pardoned by thoroughbred thoroughbred's the mayor. Yeah. Oh, oh my lord. How much did you miss? I'm gonna give you the whole rundown. Here's everything you missed while you were gone Okay, so max thoroughbred is the mayor everybody's getting tired because we don't have enough people on the force We are recruiting some more. It's nice bobby charles became a terrorist. He was already a terrorist No, he got charged for tears Okay, he was just charged for the stupidity. He was already been doing danzel got suspended and then he Left town for about a week. I don't know when he's coming back as these also left town for a little bit I think he had a he had a surgery. So this is like a second suspension. Yeah, but he uh, he has nine daps City council is We have city council now. Yeah, we have city council. So now it's yeah, Malcolm Dakota pd liaison I think canter. I haven't spoken with canter yet max thoroughbred obviously is mayor Juno Sweeney is the chief of staff Malton is the head of the bar chief justice crane. Oh michael simone deputy mayor I'll tell you damn near everybody on that that that I just listed off is probably a uh, big fan of little texas So it's still an idea. I thought I would I would come back and there would be a little texas You'd be the sheriff and you'd be like You're gonna be a deputy. I'm gonna buy. Are you sure corn with you? Like, yeah Deputy Andrew. That's what I was expecting. Yeah. Well, I mean things don't happen overnight. Okay. All right So when does it happen? I was kind of losing a little bit of faith until thoroughbred pulled me aside the other day He gave me some words of encouragement. That's good, though Yeah, so I'm happy. I'm happy. That's I'm happy to hear that check this out now This is only gonna hurt a bit, but I have to do this now before we run out of time. Okay And that's how you let freedom ring It'll be fine. Why is it that you are the only person on this planet that thinks of the stupidest fucking things to do You just bail me with a flag I I swear I'm doing this the next time bitch. I beat down only you corn would Just love being back here in Los Santos No tsunami today. Oh tsunami, right? Oh, so Oh, god damn it Oh, yeah, by the way an hour before I gotta go pick up the mini me and my daydream from school I'll be back a little later though. Okay. Good. Shit. Let's go. Uh, let's patrol for a little bit What were you gonna say? I was gonna say it turns out this bobby or bobby not bobby charles I think he has like uh, some kind of damn savant level Like 250 IQ shit going on. What are you talking about bobby bobby? Who are bobby? Trust me. He bobby says words that I didn't know existed. Howdy bobby Hey, just waiting to get a car Oh, here you go Yeah, absolutely. Yeah Like don't see that don't hear it or see it in appearance there, uh cornwood. I would you just have some faith You'll see it eventually. I don't I don't imagine my man forest come over there spitting out the words indubitably or anything like that Listen, I'm telling you he you got that damn, uh, high functioning autism. I swear. He's got damn 250 IQ or something He's oh, I mean, there's nothing I'm gonna get so my I like forest go no, I'm just saying that's that's what it is It's like sometimes, you know, you think someone's off with somebody but they're actually they're gonna be genius Hey, there's there's an 80 going on. Oh now it's changed. Is there only in cities in this? Uh, we need a fucking spaceship to keep up with this car. It's going northbound speeds are probably about 160 on that thing Still northbound north rockford right on the boulevard dopero eastbound bcb Now left southbound followed by immediate right going on the eight-millimeter parkway southbound Then what that way? He was up on ginger right westbound but spoochie. There's a white in the black club behind you Copy that continue westbound but spoochie Left westbound what the hell is a group six truck? That's an old burger shot going all the way to Uh, Bay City right northbound Bay City passing the Bay City vault Can we chase this one? I'm I think he's chasing them Stand by the red desert drive Oh Oh, I feel here. They're going through the movie set pushing all the way to movie starway Fucking job corner in my direction. You fixed him. Okay. I mean Shit, I'm Getting on it. You may not pass him behind the city hall. I'm telling you. I'm gonna start shooting at the local I see passing the jewelry store Don't be chasing this car forward No, the australian's been robbing group six about five times a day and getting away with it What guns? Uh, no guns. I don't think so they just ride in on fucking kangaroos and offer shrimp on a barbecue or what? What do they use cornwood? Were they robbing a fucking security van with knives? My I mean, let's be honest that damn barbecue tastes good though Hey, are you okay? Yeah, yeah, I was I was following them. Yeah, they were australians I know I know them well. They actually split off into two and I followed one of them But I ended up losing myself telling rest telling rest cornwood. Well, we lost him We didn't lose him. No, we But but yeah, we we well we got it. So we made a report is one of them crashed We crashed riddled themselves and we were about to go get them But fucking captain cornwood over here, you know captain sheriff cletus cornwood of the world over here He fixed him. Yeah, but he not on purpose. I crashed into him on purpose No, I did not do it on purpose I crashed into him as well because he crashed bounced off the damn wall. Okay He was gonna get fixed anyway. All right teeter tottering. All right. We gotta go All right. Hey, we'll see y'all later. Y'all are safe though, right? Yeah. All right. We'll see y'all later Damn, howdy. God damn man. You rear ended my whip. Hey, I gotta call you back. Katie's No, I I think what I think what you saw what I saw were two different things Okay, I'm pretty sure Yeah, hell louise would I lie to you? I think you would I think you would oh my lord louise. I would never All right, anyway louise you be safe. Okay Okay, you too, man. All right. We'll see you later Dispatch 110 responding to this number. Uh robbery pink age I'm breaking to get fuel and then I'll join uh, well, I mean All right, one or two victims name is black seminal four individuals In west vahovic someone start code six in west ovick, and it's the same cop louise. Are you shitting me? I gotta call you back There's a robbery i'm trying to get to louise To be honest that was that would have been a damn textbook pit, but but i'm i'm seeing shit that you ain't seeing I think your bubble's just bigger than than what I expected it to be I think I think it's you. It might be my bubble smaller or something. I don't know. Hell I don't know. Be safe. Okay. You stay safe, man. Absolutely We're gonna shoot them if you pussied out mr. Corwin But we didn't have a chance to what you mean He you just put the glissie outside the window you let it pop Yeah, we're gonna do that whenever we know they have a gun died on the stack You know for real for real no listen if we know they have a gun i'm sending it today. I don't give a damn