 Hey there friends! How's it going? My name is Kevin and today we're playing Mitoza which is gonna be the weirdest game you've ever seen. I can tell by just looking at the trailer. Ow. If you're here, you're probably accustomed to weirdness, though. Even starting is weird. Like, I have two options here. Do I want a pot or a bird? I've got a seed. Let's- let's choose a bird. Eat the seed. Oh, it's a cute little bird. Okay, and now I get to pick what egg it lays. Do I pick a small egg or a big egg? A big egg. I think that just killed the bird. I want it to be evil. Uh-oh. Wait, what is this choice? I don't understand. Pancake or ice cream? Ice cream? What? I'm so confused. Oh, no, now I understand. He's opening an ice cream parlor out of the egg. Yeah, I get it now. And he put down another seed and all the little eggplants are going after me. Yeah, I actually understand now. Let me try a bird again. He's like, oh dude, you killed me last time. Come on. At least do it a smaller egg. Oh. Oh, there we go. There's the egg. I was confused. I thought I killed him again. Oh, that's uncomfortable. That's not the way that carrots grow. Elephant or doggie? Elephant. Okay, no. I thought they were going to stuff an elephant up through that little hole and I was worried, but we got a little elephant helicopters instead. That makes more sense. Yeah, do that. That's exactly what I expected. Like, when I click on the crown, I'm like, maybe it'll turn into a throne or something, but no, we get this instead. Okay, we're back to seed. I'm clearly picking the wrong thing. A pot. Do we want to water it or use this? Use this. It's like miracle grow. Oh, no. Oh, no, disaster grow, I mean. I think I just killed the plant. Oh, no. What a smart spider though. Oh, no. The broccoli is here. Can we just erase them? Okay, I raised myself, I guess. A birthday cake time. Perfect sake. Okay, I gotta finish this adventure. I gotta pick the right ones, I guess. Water it. Don't fucking use that chemical spray on it. Bowling ball or box. You see, I just can't resist because I need to know what the bowling ball does. Okay, well, I could have seen that one coming out of all of them. That was probably the obvious one, but it makes me happy, so smiley face. There we go. That's how I feel. I'm just gonna get a therapist and show them this. This is how I feel. I'm not comfortable expressing my emotions, but this, this shows you. Also, I'm feeling very formal today. What? Okay, we're back to a seed. All right, let's not use the bowling ball this time. Box it up, draw an address on it. Oh, no, just make a house. For God's sake. Teddy bear? Oh my God, that thing is terrifying. It's something out of Little Nightmares. Heart or heartbreak? Oh, you know, I love a bit of heartbreak. Oh, oh, Jesus. Okay, no, therapist, this is how I feel. I'm angry. Okay, well, you destroy the house and I'm back to a seed once more. Achievement unlocked, Mr. Cuddles. He didn't seem very cuddly. Cut the box for some reason. I don't know why I'm cutting the box. Okay. Oh, there was a nose in there. Okay, you got to cut some air holes for the noise. What is this? It sounds like either way, I'm going to have to drool all over this thing. Well, nose drool all over it. Plants should be fine now. Oh God, what was in your nose? What? Okay, I'm back to a seed. I clearly made the wrong decision somewhere there. Is there a correct ending or do they all end like this? Okay, bring that big nose out again and do this one this time. Oh, you enjoyed that a little bit too much. And there's another seed. Okay, so the box ends in both ways, ends. There we go. There was an attempt at English. Let's try the miracle grow again. And feed it a fly this time. I tried a spider the last time, but I guess the spider won. Oh, the fly also won. Do I swap the fly or do I do this? You know what, do this. I'm giving the fly a meal. Oh, now he's, he's going for a little spa trip. Okay, fair enough. What? See what I mean when I said this would be the weirdest game you've ever seen. Even a little clap afterwards. I feel like every route has like a correct ending, but you just need to pick the right ones. Like, I don't think I picked the right ones there. I just gave a fly a massage, which is a weird sentence. But like I swat the fly. Oh, bad idea. A very bad idea. All right, instead of ghost skull. What the? Okay, when I picked skull, I was picturing poison. Not a recreation of William Shakespeare. Do I give him the thumbs up or the thumbs down? You know what? Fantastic play, you guys. Really, really good. One of the best fly plays I've ever seen. It didn't really feel like off Broadway. That felt more like off, off Broadway. I think I overpaid for this performance. I really want to thumbs them down. I have to recreate this one. Plus, I just kind of want to see it again. It's one of those plays that is just better the second time around. You know, when you know the twist and you can see the lead up for it, all the foreshadowing and everything. Having said that, I hate it. You suck. Stupid flies. I think they'd only like if we threw tomatoes. This probably are a war to them. Oh, wait, wait, wait. We got it boo. Yes. Okay. Did she even unlocked for that was just booing them? I love a bit of ridiculing. Okay. This time do that one instead of the smiley face. We turn the bowling ball into a TV naturally get some popcorn on. Oh, that's not what I wanted. God damn it game keeps tricking me. I don't know why I keep saying like oh popcorn Yeah, let's eat popcorn. I gotta expect that there's a twist at this point every time. I picked something They twisted another way right change the channel to something better great. Oh for fuck's sake. It's you guys again They flew away with my bowling ball television, but at least they brought me a seed. Okay, the TV one is a bad idea There's the smiley face and give him brains. Oh My god, that's terrifying. There was a brain in there all along I was bowling with this thing now it explains why I kept gutter balling and the thing had a mind of its own Nice straight into the gutter is that the point of bowling? Oh, yeah, of course. How could I not see this coming? It was so obvious. Yep. There you go. Lovely It's no second sense, but I got myself a seed the fish is happy the bowling balls happy That seems like a pretty happy ending and we got the achieving for that one the waiter awesome How many chief and stuff to go? Oh my god I only got five out of how many is that the numbers are hard eleven twelve god damn it I was so close one day. I'll count to twelve successfully My egg is ascending. I think oh, oh my god. That is disturbing beyond belief What what do I want to do to it? This does not look like an angel by the way Imagine that something horrible happens the chance to be living one percent you go I'd like to thank my guardian angel and this thing flies down behind you There we go back to a seed wait hold on. Oh god damn it. No, I don't want to go back to a seat I Mean I felt like anything other than what I was seeing was good And we did get an achievement so there is that do I want the holy egg again or the deviled egg You know I give me the holy egg again, and I want to pick this one whatever this does Okay, I kind of see it now now that I think back on it. I see that as an elephant foot I didn't know what it was Okay, this time have carrots grow normally because then growing upside down was honestly really terrifying I that's not what I said to do I said make them grow normally not create some sort of weird egg man That's how a doctor egg man was born actually funnily enough. I don't like the look at that nail I really don't so I'm gonna pick fire All right well I sent the bunny to hell I guess I should have picked the nail right nail time. Oh my god What is no hold on now hold on think about what you're doing? Okay? That's okay. Actually. Yeah, I mean It's not okay. It's really confusing and highly concerning But I was I was worried when the the nail symbol and a tongue came out. You know, I was just like You know what I mean? I was a bit scared. Okay. I'm freaking confused what ones I need to get now I think I could do more with the upside down carrots, so let's try for that. It's just really disturbing I don't know what it is It's really not nice to look at it. I think I picked elephant last time so pick rubber ducky Okay, I don't know how I feel about this and but I do know I want to murder that duck because he's looking at me a bit funny. Oh Oh, oh, this is gonna be dramatic. Oh my god. Oh Okay, that's disappointing. I wanted to actually murder the duck the one time. I'm like yes actually Okay, you know, I didn't think picking a rubber duck would lead to Well that I don't know how to put that into words It's like the butterfly effect, isn't it like if carrots grew upside down. Who knows how different the world would be All right, do I pick the ducky again? I do I pick the ducky and then I pick the the other thing the boat Yes, oh no, it would seem the boats are surrounding him. I don't like this. Wait. What is happening? Oh my god, maybe the duck should have been murdered. Oh, no, no, we're fine. They're they're flying away This is just it's too hard to read even while the animation is happening You don't know what to expect Okay, big upside-down carrot elephants. Yep, and we'll go up instead of side to side. Oh Oh my god, they're pulling it out of the ground. They're trying to solve this carrot mystery But little did they know the carrot mystery was actually a carrot rocket and I took them to space and they will die It's you to lack of oxygen I'm so confused I still have so many endings to get and I don't know how okay, wait I don't think I've ever actually clicked leave a review after a pop-up comes up But how can you resist this okay? We got our little house try the teddy bear because he wasn't immediately angry. I pissed him off, right? Yeah, so hurt oh In that lovely now that's lovely to see you didn't give me a fecking achievement You just took your happiness and left pissed off with you. Oh wait these bees aren't new I didn't do these ones. Okay. Do I want a grinding gear or a wrecking ball? Well as the great philosopher Miley Cyrus once said party in the USA. I say we picked the wrecking ball Oh my god. Oh my god. He was bathing and we just broke into his house and now there's bees in the bath That's anyone's worst nightmare. You're like jazz. We drew a house on the box and then we What did we do? We picked the bees and then the wrecking balls So we got to pick the bees and then the gear whatever that does pick the gear of course Yes, the inner working of a beehive an elephant on a hamster wheel You got to power it somehow and now that's flying my house away and the bees are ready to party and they give me a Seed okay. Well that was a waste of time. Oh wait. I didn't pick the pumpkin one for the top hat I keep forgetting which ones I've picked or not. It's really hard to follow the chains and get the exact I answer you're going for you know Well now we exploded that's got to be an achievement right give me an achievement. God damn it. Yes hocus pocus We're back to where we started the eggplant and I don't think I did this one. I opened the ice cream parallel, didn't I? Oh, no, what are you doing now? You're sending it to hell. Why are eggplants so evil? I've always wondered this all my life Mary Poppins it used the umbrella. It's gonna attract lightning. Is it? No No, it's gonna rain. Okay. What goodbye. I guess what what was that ending? It was just rain. That was just a day in Ireland, and we're not gonna pick the rain this time We're gonna pick the other one. Let's go right for milk. Oh my god. That's not what I expected What even is that thing? All right? Well, it's marking its territory on me. I am its territory. Oh It's a dog. Okay, some sort of weird cow dog. Do I want to give me this? Oh Thank God of duck that thing bring it back to its home planet because it's not from here Just FYI aliens, that's not gonna give you an accurate representation of life on earth that was an anomaly There we go hid with lightning we're creating a superpower. No, we just made another seed. Okay Seem to have a talent for just creating life. I'm lost at where the remaining endings there We're only missing a few. I just don't know which way to go to get them. Wait, what I can mess with the TV That got me an achievement rusty lake. I'm not sure what that is, but there's a creepy guy in my television Can you smash that for me? Oh, this is a new one. Which did I pick last time lollipop or broccoli? I remember seeing the broccoli surrounding this thing. So I think lollipop. Oh, no, this is somehow worse The vampire one I need that one. I think I need the both actually vampire is Yep, there you go and tooth. Oh God damn it Don't eat that thing Jesus. You're poor dentist. All right get the broccoli army out here. Yeah, I try to raising them Let's try drawing. Oh my god. What are they doing to me? They're pulling me away. Oh my god Okay, it's sushi. I see you just eat it with pencils. So so cultured. Oh, I forgot about this one Oh my god, we're cooking that thing. I don't think it's a good idea to eat this Whatever this is. Okay, gonna turn to ash I think this is the last one I need Oh wait, what are they doing? Okay, I thought we were gonna send it to the moon, but no we're going through Okay, no we did send it to the moon. All right. I'm just confused My brain is just not gonna function for the rest of today. I think all right, you know what? I think we'll end it there. We'll stop torturing this little seedling. This game was absolutely bizarre I hope it has messed with your head as much as it has messed with mine because misery loves company Thank you so much for watching. I appreciate it subscribe if you're new and I hope to see you tomorrow. Bye for now