 Who rode the bike? Who rode the bike? Oh, you ride that bitch? I be riding my bike. I don't be doing all that. I cruise. I cruise. I hit the back roads and like the ride through all the La Scenic rocks. I'm getting old, boy. What's happening? What's happening? Oh, my man. Birmingham done sold that motherfucker out. Well, I got 10 of them bitches. That's what I said. They trying to add a win. I said, I ain't even do myself like that. You better than me. I ain't doing over six. I was told maybe trying. Hey, ain't even gonna lie though. I'll be hoarse by the six one. I'll be hoarse by the third. Gang. I'll be saying, keep going. Stay down. Stay prayed up. Little mama. Appreciate the love. Be safe. Thank you so much. Y'all stay down, man. That shit was hit. That shit was just boom, man. Okay. But you know what I really don't like doing, bro? Like you said, I don't mind doing six. Two, two, two. About that second one. I can't do three shows. That shit. Listen. It feel like a job after that. Boy, it feel like a job after the first. Because I tell myself I'm not gonna go full throttle the first. The first show you done went dumb, bonkers, stupid. And by the time you think about it, you like, man. And them sound systems don't be that good. So you straining more. The only reason why I went, I went crazy. Man, you see my man. Get that money off. I gotta get my money back. Come on. Don't look at you. Get that money. You ain't fucking with it. You ain't fucking with it? I mean the show I had booked. The guns, I was shit. I been y'all sitting this month. I mean, Miss Sibby. You been started though. Yeah, but I'm only doing like one a month. Why? Just that I was cool with not working no more this year, but I just wanted to. Continue to get it. Keep my shit straight. And that rest of shit do happen. Now this shit like exercising. You stop. You stop for a while. You feel it. Right, right. I just do it to make sure. But usually, by the second show, I was like, man, I ain't really got to do this month. Why you don't want to give back out there? I said, cool. I just feel like it's still a bunch of sick motherfuckers out there to me. Yeah. It ain't going nowhere though. But did the thing though? Did it all the reason why I said it? Man, you know, honestly, the most protective person in the middle of a thing. I'm not doing meet and greet. No, no, no. I'm not doing on me. But did my thing. Did my thing. Did my only reason why I say, go get your money. Unless you just live at the crib all day, every day. You still out here with the people. We can go to the grocery store. You're going to be about to talk to the weed, man. Nigga, right here. You know what I'm saying? Period. You feel me? So it's like even just basic shit, basic need of just how you live it. I'm still going to be around 150 you want to fuck. Go to Walmart right now. That shit bigger than the comedy club. I ain't been to Walmart in about a year. I swear. When you been buying your shit. I just ordered having said to the crib. Even that. How the fuck you know the man, man? They ain't got this shit. I don't. Right. Leave it on the porch. Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here. You know the doorstep of 14 days. Now, if I had a home tent, if I had like other sources of income where it would cool. Like at the end of the day, I couldn't have worked no more than shit and still have paid my bills. You see what I'm saying? Like I couldn't still, wouldn't have worked and still would have been shit. But it's just to the principle. I don't like spending. That's what they for. I'm just here to ask. What the fuck? You doing me like that? I ain't come to work now. But nah, nigga. I'm going to go get that bag. I don't blame you. I don't blame you. I got too many more for the feet. I don't blame you. The only thing is I ain't had no. No, that's it. I don't blame it. They're not going to fuck that. That's what I'm saying. I can't sit on my head. I'm too much of a hustler, bro. I ain't like that. That's just. No, that shit just ain't in me. I mean, I would fit there. I don't give a fuck. I would have been like, man, fuck that. I'm sorry. Now when you see how fun it is, just chill. What you mean? I want to chill so bad. I want to go on the road. You just said, you just said, man, I just can't sit still. No, what I'm saying is, I don't mind it. You feel what I'm saying? I don't mind just going and kicking and doing. I done did that already. But what I'm saying is, I got to go get some money, man. That's what I do. That's what I do. If a nigga be like, hey, well, one thing you know about Shawty ill, Shawty stay to itself, and Shawty know how to get some money. That's what I do. So I can chill and do that anytime. That's nothing but what I do. You're at the age where you're supposed to be getting this one. You're supposed to be getting everything you can. That's what I do. You're at my age. But you know what I'm saying? You're not wrecking it up. You been in the gang. You been how you been. I could be, don't get to it. I still want some of my money, but I ain't. Do you know what I'm saying? Do you know what I'm saying? I think smaller than I do think harder. No, no, no. But do you know what I'm saying? It just started on my end. You see what I'm saying? That's why I ain't knocking you. You know what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? I tell you, don't follow me. Do me what you want to eat. No, but do what I'm also saying. But do what I'm also saying too. It wouldn't have hurted me if I didn't go work again the rest of this year. Because I think strategically and methodically ahead like that. Like rainy day. It ain't been a rainy day since March 15th till my first show in August. But that was thunderstorm every motherfucking day. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You be like, can you hold off? And be like, now, what's up in the rain today? Can you really manage? I know how to manage. I'm tight. Yeah. I eat. Oh, 20 all a week. You just feel so good. No idea. Oh, lord. I can't keep nothing clean. I can't keep nothing clean. I'm 28. I can't keep nothing clean. I can't keep nothing clean. I'm 28. And look at this shit. This just came out the cleaner. This just came out the cleaner. You still see the crease, my nigga? No, I don't. It's in the jeans, my nigga. No, it ain't. It's in the crease, my nigga. Where about? By my knees, my nigga. I can't keep nothing clean. Can a nigga bring me a napkin, please? Can't keep nothing clean. Y'all ain't gonna give him a napkin, though? No, it's real shit, bro. Hey, man, welcome back to the 85 South Show. Shenanigans, but it's not your typical day in the trap house, basically. We got a very special guest. Who in the trap? Who in the trap? Who in the trap with us today, man? We got none other. This motherfucker in a little dupe on me. Right here! We've been getting a lot of requests to have you come through the trap, man. Yeah, man, I know it, man. They been hitting me. I was like, when you gonna go over there and fight South? But I guess because I fuck with y'all so hard, you know, we take it for granted. Like, this be there. You know, you be like, you'll come through. So now we finally here. We here, we locked in. Got the OG. Right. Just like you said, I always knew that you would come and be like, if I shit, we'll get it. Yeah, we just be like, you'll come. I like stuff that happen organically. That's how this happen organically. I damn didn't forget I was supposed to come till you called me this morning. You still fucking with it? Come on, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But see, that's the thing. We gotta go out and put, you know what I'm saying, intuition. Sometimes we can't wait. Sometimes we gotta make that phone call. Yeah, this is the perfect time, too. There's so much shit going on in the world. And you been navigating this shit like a whole G. Yeah, because I've been sticking to myself. Exactly. You know, it's been stuff going on in the world, but not in my world. Shawty, you're a traveling motherfucker, man. I'm a living motherfucker. It ain't so much the traveling. I just leave it, you know. And in the midst of me living, I do a little traveling here and making some of the stuff I like to do, it ain't here. Because if it was here, I wouldn't go nowhere. Right, like swimming with sharks. Yeah, I fuck with the swimming with the shark. I just like swimming, you know. And I learned through swimming, by bumping into a couple sharks, that they ain't what we think they are. Yeah, they some holding those other shit. They ain't thinking about us. I ain't going to die on that, though. Come on, man, go with me. No, because I went deep sea. I ain't really go deep sea dive. I went to snorkel and shit. Ah, man. The scuba. All right, man. With the tube, but it keep the neck on the helmet, but you can go back 20 feet. Oh, that bull shit. Hand out, but you can go back 20 feet, though. Then you crazy. You that shit ain't going to get any better. You turn around and see what no more is going to got now. That shit don't go on the idea of 20 feet, man. Yo, ask me if it was an adventure. Shit on myself. I remember you got trapped in that cave or some shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I don't know if I'm going to die in a couple of times. On social media, too. Right. I had got stuck in a... I went down this little cave in Jamaica where you go through this way and come out the other way. But while I went down there, I had missed and went that way. And I didn't know where to go after that so I had to hurry from get out. And I didn't know where to go. And I kept bumping my head and... Oh. Almost died. But luckily, I went back the other way and came back out where I came from. I was a panic. I was shitting on myself again. That's the key. That's what people don't realize. Panicking is real. Right. You got to really know how to calm your ass down. And I learned through scuba diving how to keep my composure even in everything in life. I learned a lot through scuba diving. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, you do a lot of adventurous shit that the average nigga don't do. What do you... Do you just get bored a lot? And like, where you find the motivation and inspiration to do shit like scuba diving and flying a plane? I think it comes from just simply from living and doing so much I've always wanted to do. Like, I get tired of stuff easy. So I say, all right, what I'm going to do next? I'm going to do this next. And then I say, all right, I'm going to do this. And then I get... If I see everybody else doing something, I want to do something else. Right. So by the mist of me being old now, I haven't done a lot of shit. So it's just now I'm on the next level. Because like now I'm trying to fly. But every nigga in my age is about to fly now. I'm just... To y'all that seem new, but to people in my age, this is what they normally do. Right. You want to be a Tuskegee admin. No, I ain't want to. It's just I'm at that level now. It's like, all right, I'm going to do this, I'm going to do that. What I ain't did. I ain't never flew before. Let me try to fly. What's next? I don't know. Whatever I feel like doing. I didn't think I was going to be got them offroading like a motherfucker until I started this shit. Yeah. I love that shit. That offroading shit all changed. Yeah. I like mud. And I like just... He a country boy. He know how that shit goes. It should have fun as he or like that. Me at the house doing that shit. Hell yeah. Crazy shit. You be on four wheelers though, ain't it? Have you ever skydived? Yeah. I done done that. That's stupid white people shit. You got one of the coldest... We got to stop saying shit white people shit. That's living man. No, that's white people shit. That ain't living. That ain't white people shit. That's living. I watch your stupid ass. It ain't just white people doing it though. We all doing it. Stupid black people who was influenced by stupid white people. Nah, we just getting there. Like we thought everything was stupid. And the next thing you know we doing it. I would have did it though. I got asthma so that's why I can't do it. With the scoop or that shit? Nah, with the skydiver. The skydiver to my elder for me to take in and breathe at one time. Shit real. I don't know about that. You be out there trying to grab some breath and shit. I don't know anything with the speed cross. That's how you know I'm the old man in the picture. You can't even breathe. But like I said, you got one of the coldest models of this whole pandemic. We're in this together. But stay the fuck away from me. That's real. That was me before that shit. Don't pull up on me. I'm with y'all, but don't get too close to me. I'm nervous. I'm a young little nigga. I get nervous. So that's why I say stay the fuck away from me. So you ain't been going mad at work? I've been performing. I've been doing shit here and there. I try to keep my whistle wet. Stay on stage. Cause this shit like the gym, if you miss it too long, you feel it. So I try to stay on stage until everything open wide back up. Plus I use this time to work on new shit, try to slip new shit in the end. Who's one of your favorite cities to work on your new shit? Cause you know it's certain cities. There's not so much the city, it's the crowd. You know certain crowds, especially when you're doing these comic clubs, you do a bunch of shows in one week. So some crowds, you know, alright, I gotta perform. Some of them, they just go with you. You go, oh, I can try something. I think Nashville is like that. I love Nashville. Baltimore. Baltimore, too. You can try something. Baltimore. Nashville, watch me for about 20 minutes. They'll let me do comedy. For 20 minutes. Then they like, nah, fuck that, bro. Say that shit. We fuck with your dope, bro. But say that shit. We don't want that part. Now just say that shit. Talk about that nigga over here, bro. We bought that nigga just so you could talk about him. It'd be them crowds like that. See, that's the shit. They have Miami here. They have said front row. They like this here, and they gotta know you see these goddamn shoes. Miami has some weird ass crowds, too. They were like, they think he's crazy, man. Bro, they showed us much love when we went to Jacksonville, too. Miami always showed me love from day one. Yeah. Miami lit. I just got booked. She's coping that grove in Prague. You did coping that back then. Yeah, yeah. After Ben did do two hours. On the first show. And then you gotta do an hour. Then he gonna do another one. They always showed me love. I ain't never had no problem. Even when they were doing a lot of time before me. I never had no issue. My folks, do y'all like that? Nah, because it was a nice club, but it was a hood room, if that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Nice ass club, but it was a hood ass room. My folks, do what they want to do. I'm talking about this wall. The good drug billers it was at. These were niggas who was waiting on the house. These were successful drug billers. He's got a motherfucker. Successful strippers. And beautiful whores and things of that nature. And then you'll see some weird shit. It'd be a white dude who looked like he the manager to move it there to leave with nine bad bitches and jumping a Bentley and shit like that. It was just a strange ball in the ass club. It was normal to me because I'm from Florida. So to me, I didn't notice the weird stuff to do. I guess. Lord, y'all got some white niggas. See Florida got some rich niggas that you don't even know. Who'd be some rich niggas that play like baseball for the Marlins or something to show up and they'd have like five motherfucking roasts, roasts outside, 22 hoes. And you'd be like, why these hoes ain't talking to nobody? These is all his hoes. It'd be one club full of one nigga hoes. Only in Miami, man. I've been with Santana Maas now. Santana Clinton Portons. And somebody else, they had a party in L.A. I mean not L.A. in R.D.C. And you know, when the football players, they say, man, we're going to have hoes and everything. So I'm thinking shit. We all going to be fucking, come and find out all these hoes were they hoes. They hoes. That is the worst shit. And you couldn't do shit because they fucking all them hoes. So we were just there. That shit was not fun. That's a terrible idea. Like when you're walking through a room because somebody else is focused on these niggas. Just on the football players. Yes, they was going for the bag. They was going for the bag bag. And these one, these niggas were hot, hot. Right. And then it'd be one of them niggas. They'd be worth $100 million. Yeah. You can't compete with no $100 million niggas, man. You got to have that sauce. That what you just got to whip it out. Now on these hoes. Come here, baby. Now on these hoes. Come here, baby. Bitch, you on cocaine. Shut up. Shit. Yes. It's going to be huge. You high as hell. Come on with it. The only way you're going to get some pussy is you hang out all weekend and you catch them before they about to leave. Oh, you catching that whole sleep walking. You catch that whole that the niggas are ran off. The niggas tired that she ain't getting fucked. So you be like, all right, I'll fuck you. You got to catch that one. The one that's going to fuck you. Everybody come like, bruh, you fuck with her? Yeah, you fuck with her? That's who you want, man? Yeah, it was hard back then. Man. Shit. It was like that night. You fuck with the right batch of hoes. All these hoes ran through. All of them. All of them. All of them. The worst thing. I know she ran through. The worst thing about these hoes, it doesn't matter what you're doing, they have been somewhere and had more fun. Listen to me. You turning up, listen, she done turned up way 10 times harder than this. That's why I don't fuck. He's like, he doing something. That's why I don't fuck with them Instagram hoes. I fuck with the Facebook nutty. Man, they take care of you. Church. You got to take care of them hoes on Instagram. Get the women from church. Them Instagram hoes. Who is that on Twitter right now? Hold on. Them Instagram hoes. That's a hard tweet name. What? What? That's a hard tweet name. What? I said, um... What I said, shit. They got all the time, and they get crazy. You got to take care of them Instagram hoes. Yeah, Instagram hoes, you got to take care of them. Facebook hoes, they take care of you. For real? If they woke. Uh-uh. Tell me. Baby hoes, you holding here. How you doing? Darling. Bitch, don't call me your darling. Bitch, I love dogs. Who the fuck is a dollar? I'll take it. What's a dollar? Bitch, I ain't no baby dog, bitch. Don't call me though, darling, I'm a grown-ass mad bitch. Fuck around with you. How you doing, darling? Bitch, darling, bitch, don't read. It's other words. And bitch, if they call you darling, cook for you after they after your fuck. Mm-mm. And you got damn it. Darling, she like using counters. I hope she got it shared. She is. One time I was with this rap. I was with this famous Instagram girl. Hey, one time I was with this famous Instagram girl though and it's like her phone kept ringing and the niggas who was calling, I was like, you need to go talk to these motherfuckers. You over here bullshitting with me. These are the life changers. They're the one that can put you where you need to be. Man, let me tell you something. All of them ran through, man. Unless you got something out of it, no followers who don't even be on social media because social media's a whole other world. This is one thing that men gonna have to just come to terms with. Your bitch been ran through before. No, isn't it? You did. That too. But women like Dick more than we think they do. Yes, they do. They enjoy it. They got favorites. Yes. How you think we is about women? They exact way about. I realize when you become somebody, the tables turn so you see everything that you think that a woman ain't. Could they be it with you? You know what I'm saying? Like they might. This deep. Nah, for real. You going somewhere. Keep going, OG. Hold on, slow it down, slow it down. For real, cause they be, like we think, you know how we put girls in categories and be like, nah, she ain't no hoe, she ain't no freak. Right. But when you somebody and they creeping. Right. You see it. You see it. You see all the bull shit. So you don't, you treat all the women like hoes off top and let them tell you where to put you, where the category to put you in there. Put them in. You feel what I'm saying? I see what you're saying. So you saying once you meet a girl on top, she a hoe. No, you treat them all cause everyone will want to be a hoe. They just don't want to be known as one. They don't want to be out. That's another tweet. Tweet that one. Tweet that one. That's a good tweet. That's a tweet. That's a tweet right now. Did you just come up here to fuck up shit and leave? No. That was a tweet. I'm the OG, right? That was a tweet. I'm the OG though. That was a tweet. They always want to be hoes. They don't know who to be a hoe. No, they don't want to know that we were a hoe with. They don't want to be known for hoes. They don't want everybody to know they a hoe. Cause I think this one there, like I appreciate the screed hoes. Maybe. See, I need to be more discreet too. Maybe. Maybe it's just a series group of individuals that these women will be hoes for. Exactly. And to be included in that group is a privilege. Some dudes ain't never gonna get to experience like what true hoes do. Yeah, they not because they talk too fucking much. They just gonna get the surface. They talk too much. You don't do well. And they need niggas like us to tell them the adventures that we've been on with these hoes so they can be aware of the other side. And I know you know because you ain't you ain't you the proclaimed like side nigga, what you is? But see, my life has been taken in a whole nother direction. But she got an old lady down there. No, no, no, no, so it was my bad. The information that I gathered as a side nigga will forever be cherished and used in my advantage. That's what I'm saying. You learned a lot. Right. Like I learned to be a fly on the wall. Let me tell you how to cheat. When you cheat, you cheat with somebody that's with somebody too. Right. So if you get caught, she get caught too. Stay well. You see what I'm saying? But that can also be dangerous too. That nigga can be a kill. No, cause she gotta have a lot to do. He'll pull up on your ass. So you better be ready to do that. No, if she got a lot to lose, she's not going to be out here wild, right? He watching. She watching. She's not going to be out. Not that I cheat, because black man don't cheat. Never have it. Never will. But I'm just saying that you do go down there. I'm talking to the white man that do. Yeah, and if you do cheat, cheat with a bitch in the military, because them bitches are professional cheaters. Right. And they'll shoot you. Now this is the whole thing, though. Now the bitches are very good at cheating. No, they're real lawyers. Now look here, if you not with your main lady or your sad bitch, you cheating. That's just wrong with you, right? You not wrong with you, right? That's just a fact. Honestly. Say that one more time? If you not with your main lady or your sad chick, you are an out here band. You cheating. That's cheating. Let me tell you something about cheating forever. You definitely cheating. I've never cheated with my dick soft. I've never cheated when my dick was soft. That mean he wasn't trying to fall in love with a bitch? Come on, somebody. No, that means one thing is getting enough pussy that he didn't eat no more. Keep my dick soft, and I never cheat. You see what I'm saying, ladies? If you don't want your man to not cheat, if you want your man to not cheat, keep your dick soft. Keep his dick soft. What the hell are you talking about? Keep his dick soft. That means every time his dick get hard, keep it soft. Because if it's dick soft, he not around here fucking. He can eat some cooch. You see what I'm saying? You see? Do you see what I'm talking about? I get out of the mall. I'm trying to teach the women how to keep your man from cheating. Basically what he's saying is an empty ball sack prevents a broken heart. Stay woke. So what you saying, then? Give him some cooch before he need help. Every time his dick is hard, get it soft. That's the truth. That's how you. Don't get my soft. I'm just kidding. Get my heart, ladies. A nigga ain't never cheat on a dick soft. I need my rock like a rock or like a rock. It's impossible to cheat with a dick soft. I'm trying to go crazy. Do not listen to him, ladies. I feel like this part of the game. Y'all don't understand the logic. I'm on rock. And you did it. I don't know what he talking about. I found the cheat code to that. What's that? You got to find it later there to get you some pussy even when she mad. Who? You got to find it later there to get you some pussy even when she mad. Even when she mad. You see how quiet the room got? You can hear the lights. I don't want no pussy. They're my own, man. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know because that could go wrong because she give you some pussy because we in a vulnerable state when we about to nut. She could beat these shit out of you. Ain't nothing you could do about it. I don't even worry about getting your ass. When you get on a bus, you might slap me. She ride, you like that a big fuck nigga, don't you ever. Because you can't fight back. You can't fight back. You crazy ass. You can't fight back. Not why you nut. You must have never almost drowned before. Yes, I have. Any time. And it was nothing I could do but try to survive. And you got out that water, do you? All right, then. Then it was God. Shit, that's what's going to get you out of there. Were you nothing? Is there anything you was able to do while y'all was nothing? Nothing. Nothing. Ain't nothing you could do while you're nothing. Grab that scrap. That's crazy. Ain't nothing you could do while you're nothing. It's like I heard keys. You ain't grabbing nothing while you're nothing. He younger than us, man. He's not grabbing, though. I'm going to get a bitch to make him a nut. I'm going to look right in the camera. I'm going to look right in the camera. Grab the pills to wipe that and let's see if you can do it. I'll grab it. I'm going to look right in the camera and tell you. I am at the age where I fall asleep before she back with the towel. I ain't asa render. Before she, you want a towel. I'm asleep. She got to wake me all the way up for the towel. I'm telling you, I'm asleep. Like, what? What towel? Girl, that was hours ago. I fuck you tonight. Me, too, baby. You tell my girl that was hours ago. And I'm going to get a towel. I am a homeowner. If I get a lay-hip when placed, what? I will fall asleep on some puts. I will, Netflix and chill. What? I'll fuck to sleep. Man, I'm grown as hell. Sometimes I don't even have to get the puts. I just like fall asleep with puts close. Yeah, that's it. You just want to know the fact that you know you can get the puts. You're like, I fuck. Right. If she on that end of the couch with her panties off and I'm over here asleep, I won. I get some puts in the corner. Even in the conversation when you tell your homeboy, she was naked in the bed and everything. That's that guy's shit. That's the bad part. That's that shit. She came in, got butt naked, jumped right in the bed. This is the part where we be overlooked and one of the niggas say, with me. Why was you already in the bed? It's a win. Shit, I could have fucked. I ain't even wanted to fuck. Oh, shit. It's her. She with me now. I still ain't hit. It's Sunday. She's been waiting. I'm going to go and knock off tonight. I'm going to go and knock off. Dude, I don't feel it. At this age, you doing these hoes is fake. Talk your shit. Oh, my god. That's why I can't mess with us. I'm a bootie. None of the city girls. All they got to do is give me one round of cooch. I'm falling asleep. They can rob me blind. I'm going to wake up where I feel asleep at. Everything in the house go. I'm telling you, you ain't stick with old women. But you got to be straight up with old women. Don't talk more than you can bite on. Talk your shit. For real with them old women, because they don't expect you to do all that. Them old women be wanting you to do all day, though. Not really. They just want to have a good time. They ain't with them old shit. They good time want to know you all day. Tell the truth. All day? Them young women are weird. They too weird. They do strange shit that you don't even know strange until you get by yourself and you think about it. You bring a young chick to the crib. These young hoes smell like pee. You loser. You've been a lost in the house and then you find upstairs in a weird-ass bedroom. It ain't just me, huh? Right, they're new. They ain't wiping good. They ain't wiping good. I'm telling you, these hoes wiping this way. They not wiping, you know what they doing? They wiping like, they padding. They padding. Why your hoes smell like pee, bro? I say these young hoes smell like pee. Yeah, man, them hoes take a bath, OG. These young hoes be out, man. These young hoes be out too much. Like, when do they have time to out-party in their own perks? Like, they just, it's just too much going on. You lick a young chick and they know it's going to be salty. These bitches doing perks. It's at an amazing number now with these young hoes with the drugs. They're like perked, dirty. That whole crack to the powder. Powdery. Lick her neck. I'll bet her neck's salty. This is stank. I'm telling you, I'm going to salivate it. They come from taking baths in the goddamn sink. Young hoes take a bath. In the sink bath. I'm telling you, I dip the rag in the sink. They don't really do. They use their bath and bodywork to spray it off to offset it. That's if it's some around. They don't even be having their own soap. They will wash up with some hand soap. If you say I'm lying, ladies, prove me wrong. 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I ain't argue with a bitch that wear a lime neo green wig in the morning and go to the stove. Like, that don't look right in the morning time. Like with no makeup. Like you gotta be fully dressed to get over that. But like 11 o'clock, go on the busy beach. You just don't look right. You tell you who else I ain't arguing with? Who, if she get in the bed and she rub her feet together and they make any sound. What are feet supposed to be silent, my nigga? I'm talking about if she get in the bed, she get in the bed and rub her feet together, they sound like computer look. Shh, get your shit, put some socks on. Get the fuck out of here. Bitch, you're freaky. You're fucking the freaky. You're fucking the fucking freaky. No noise. I'm not sticking around for that. I ain't arguing with a bitch who's second toe long within the big toe. Oh, if your second toe bigger than that, if this toe bigger than that toe, I ain't arguing with her. I'm off a little like this. I ain't arguing with that bitch. Her toe a little like this. You like bitch? You're a bitch, don't talk with all the dudes. Tell you who else I ain't arguing with? If a chick got a lot of tattoos, but she got one, she won't let nobody see. She be like, oh, don't look at that. I ain't arguing with a bitch that got the panther that skid down with the blood. You know what I'm talking about? That panther, that panther, I don't get hair now. You're arguing. I'm not fucking doing this. I know it's when I'm talking about the black panther. This bitch was popping like in the early 2000s. That was the black panther. That was the pink panther. So you don't want to argue with that bitch. I'm not fucking going to win all over here. My number one trigger tattoo. If you never see a chick who get like the baby feet. Oh. Like on the birth certificate. You talking about the E? Like they had like the baby foot prints? Yeah, but they be like baby foot prints. In the middle of her chest? I done seen that. And it had like a, it'd be like a birthday. It'd be like foot prints. And then it'd be like a birthday, but you don't know if it's like a birthday or like they ain't making a date. That was cool, boy. That was cool, bloody. I get no bitch that go to Bootsie Pool Party. Oh. Don't argue with none of them hoes. Them bitches ready for whatever. They gonna go crazy. Don't argue with none of them hoes. I'ma tell you the number one chick don't argue with. Who? If you get on her social media her name is King Anything. Bitcha stud. Don't fuck with her. I'm talking about King with the Y instead of the A. She believing herself way too much. Hang up the phone. Hang up the phone. We sit there talking this shit, but I remember one time I quit fucking with the chick cause she wanted to do three things in one day. Mm mm mm. That's a lot. That's a lot of that over there. She wanted to do three things in one day? She thought up a girl I said three different times. She wanted to go outside and I've had a bitch wanna do three things at night. Like bitch, where else you think we going? Like why do you want to keep going something? You know, you bitch talk, it's three and three bitch talk, it just got started. Bitch, who it has it? Dude, Bob, tell the truth. Them young chicks be so disappointed when you tell them y'all's going home. What we going now? To the house? Bitch, we going home. Bitch, don't give a fuck. Are you gonna drop me off? They be so hurt over there. Aw, but let me text them and tell them where you need to go and do that cause we is at the crib, baby. But is that the new thing though? Like mom, you want to be out all the time? Yes. No, people always been out cause I remember you still coming out at 112 in the daytime. But after you do that shit for a couple years. Right. It should play out. I'm too old. I'm too late. I don't really give a fuck. Let me tell you the hardest time for the club is like between 10 and 12 when you're waiting to go. Like that shit is forever cause that's like when I doze off. Right. Cause I ain't like before then you had pre-gaming cause you got all your homeboys when you young. Right. When you get older it's just you and your old lady. And you're like, shit. I think I'ma just watch the club from Instagram. I ain't really got a goal. You know, cause that's when you're debating if you really want to go. For real. And then you start telling yourself shit that make you not want to go. You know what I mean? You'll find it in all them hoes. Yeah. Then you be like, man, them niggas be busting in that bitch anyway, man. You know, these niggas don't know how to act. You'll find it in all them hoes. You know, you start acting like you're in it. Thank you. I got it. When I don't want to go, I be trying to lie to nigga like, man, I don't know if I have to go. That's my life when I don't want to go. I just tell them straight up, I stay too far. Uh oh, somebody bitch been here before. Oh shit. Bluetooth. Chawanda. Bro, you fucking around again, have waiting on some niggas and go to sleep for real sleep. Like you ain't even know you were asleep till you wake up to about four, 15 in the morning. 38 missed calls. 16 tech, the last tech say, nigga, we in the driveway. I don't have a nigga to pull up. I see them and I just actually, I want you to pick up the phone off your dial. I see them call, they come to the door like, oh shit. You lost the lighter. I lost my phone. Hell no. It's good. You were just tweeting on that bitch. I know it, that bitch somewhere. That old nigga shit, that shit was in your lap. That's the other one. I don't know where that bitch went. She went and fall in the couch. Yep, it feel right in the couch. I told you. We got the old man couch. J-O-N, play me some paper, man. We got living life, just do balling here. Rich broke. Man, we just vibing decent, man. We ain't doing too much. Jackson bitch. I'm probably y'all, man. I'm on y'all's shit, y'all on the way. That's what we doing, man. We taking Marvin Gaye everywhere we go, man. You and this motherfucker looking like Marvin Gaye. What about? On that picture. Right now? That's supposed to be me? Mm-mm. See, that's Marvin Gaye, nigga. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah. But you said it was me too. I said you was looking like him on that picture. Oh, I look like him. I'm pitching for the fall, y'all see that shit? No, that's just- I thought that's how I was supposed to be. See, it's a piece of wood in the middle of the picture holding the frame, so it's crooked like that. For real? Yeah. I'm just letting this shit lean because we hold weight, though. Okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. Okay, that was a good analogy right there. Hell, yeah. You feel me? Hey! Justin Ville in this motherfucker, 904. What are we talking about? Man, let's see what's going on in this motherfucker. Mm-mm. Tyler Perry is officially a billionaire now. That nigga, though. But I'm gonna speak on behalf of Tyler Perry on this one. What's up? Because as a black man, I know that he didn't want everybody to know that. Right. He definitely didn't. Now, this really, I didn't want to be the one to say it, but since it's already out, I'm just repeating it. Don't think that this is the official announcement because as a black man, if you went up to Tyler Perry, he's still gonna be like, man, go ahead, I ain't doing that, bro. I ain't fucking around. I ain't fucking around. I ain't fucking around. What's most important than him being a billionaire is the fact that he has ownership. One of the only black people out here who own shit. You know what I'm saying? It's owning big shit. You know what I'm saying? To me, that's bigger than being a billionaire. Right. You know? Something to take Tyler Perry out with my comedy. Shit. We all do it. I think I do it already. I'm writing a play. Everything I do, I own. I'm writing a play about a street nigga that can sing real good, but he want to write children's books. That's dope. So he conflicted in his Christian faith in the streets. Because he had 100% street nigga, but he loved the Lord. But he gifted with this art. But in order to pursue these children's books, he got to give up the streets or something. Right. Yeah. I've been working on my shit. Soon as I saw the music. It's a play or it's a musical? I don't know. I'm thinking it got to be a play first day in the movie. No, do musical. Do a musical? Musical. Yeah, he can already sing real good. Come on, man. I thug with a heart of gold. Come on, man. America is ready. I love the kids. America is ready. I love the kids. They really are. I can't take this shit no more. But I love the kids. Open the sale crap, but not front of the kids. That's on page 32. I was going to get with your people about having you read for it. Because I didn't want to just assume you was going to be with it. Me? You, yeah. Oh, hey, hey, I fought with it. Oh, this how you know Tyler Perry is still a real nigga. Talk to your shit. It says he's been declared officially a billionaire. He built in a new house in East Atlanta. Nigga went to the east side. He been listening to Gucci. I don't know about Atlanta. Because if you listen to Gucci, he make East Atlanta sound fun. Think about it. With a horse farm and an airplane landing strip. He just balling on me, y'all. She had an airplane landing strip in this other house. The one day I thanked Steve Harbager's book. That's some baller head and shit. Steve Harbager bought a house? I think he bought Tyler Perry's old house that was in Peachtree. Nigga, we're talking about it. Look, you buy my house while I buy this house. That's some real, real player shit. When you buy an old celebrity house, that's how you know you got some bread. Like Greg Rose did. Right. Because 56 bought a lot of Tyson's house. He caught that one. Yeah, that was a sweet look. I liked the land that he got over there more than the house. But you know, they used that shit for like mansion parties and shit. Yeah, he still do for his party. Of course, his shit. Shit, he shot on coming to America too at that time. Yeah, he make money having that shit. Let it let let. He's smart. Shout out to the big boy. Shout out to God now, Rick, man. He's going crazy. Yeah, he's still in Tyler Perry too. Salute to Dr. Dre. His wife want to, his ex-wife. That ain't no salute. Yeah, nah, this is crazy. I think he need a hug. His ex-wife want $2 million a month. The fuck, man? Come give me a hug, doctor. I saw that. She said she needed a hug. I think there ain't Dr. Dre going through all the shit. Is that the one where she says she needed $900,000 in entertainment? Yeah. What about the one where they said for the Wi-Fi? What it was like, $20,000 for Wi-Fi? $20,000. Why be in there with that shit? I don't know. $15,000, man. Every month? I don't know what she doing for anything, but now $100,000 a month. And how much, and then, and she said it was a big number for her phone bill, right? Like $20,000 a month. What phone bill? Yeah, $20,000 a month. What phone bill cost? What email cost? What phone bill cost $20,000? That's what you say for emails and phone bills, $20,000 a month. What the fuck is she doing? I don't know. I'm not being a man, but that's, that's for Nicky. Yeah, so I just won't understand, and that's all. That's for Nicky. And they're talking about you got to keep them up by living the m- They got to keep themselves up if they like to live them. Keep it up. Bruh. And since you like it, keep it up. Every day in 2020 has been interesting. Run. Why I got to run for you? They can take my breaks and stay in the news. What wrong with them all? Last week, she was sawing me. Now this week, her boyfriend to put a restraining order said she been beating on me. Man, I don't think they might like that, man. He just can't fight. Nah, nah, nah. She been whooping that nigga. Got to be, bruh. A nigga, if a nigga put a restraining order out on you, man, that mean he just, he, I'm tired, woman. He wanted them niggas. I'm tired. He been holding her down while she was going, going through her little, her six spell. Right. And then now he like, oh, nah. For a motherfucker to go from holding you down, just say, nah, this is too much. That says a lot about that person. That's all I'm gonna say. She might have whooped his ass. I don't know. Because after a while, you be like, you know how you with a girl and you be with her for a while? You be like, oh, nah, this is crazy. Right. For real, you might have had that part. Because sometimes it take one thing, you be like, oh, nah, they ain't bullshitting. It be like that. They ever be like, I told you, that's how it be. I don't think she throw it out like that over there. I mean, man. Everybody can't be lying. I like this black news because it's good news, too, man. I mean, I'm not sure why you didn't say that. And Tiana Taylor had another baby in the bathroom. Say what? Amon Shumper and Tiana Taylor. They say everybody do had the baby four or two. That's dope though. Yeah, but they said they had the baby in the bathroom. Yeah, natural. She did it in the bathroom. Oh, they did that on purpose. Yeah. They tried to make it seem like the shit happened randomly. No, no, they did it. It's a natural thing. It's a house mom. She was the doula. Because she's certified, right? Eric O'Bidew certified. Yeah, she's the doula. Midwife, that's what it is. I'm a house mom. It's called a doula. I'm a house mom. That's the lady that get you ready to have the baby. Oh, by doula. Oh. Come on, I know some shit now. Who? By doula. She's the doula. Yeah, that's all right. That's fine. When I have my next baby, you're going to deliver it for me. I got to get by you. Did y'all hear the R. Kelly got beat up by a white dude? That shit was funny. That's crazy. How was he put it? That's crazy. I been shopping, shopping. The crazy part, it was protesting. The reason why he did it, because there's protesting outside for R. Kelly. They had the jail on lockdown. They had the jail on lockdown. He's like, and he got mad and won the buck on them. Yeah, but that dude had the dude that they showed the picture of. This nigga had like 17 tattoo, two drops in his face. Right. Try to get R. Kelly. That's normal, man. Right. I don't think that means, you know what I mean? Niggas are like, did drop. Niggas just want some raindrops under his eyes. He don't want to, like, cry for life. Amen. He's sad. The entire Rochester Police Department is resigning. They left. You know something when niggas didn't believe, like, hey, man, we got to go. It can't fuck when we're working or what? That nigga said, like, out of all the stuff on that paper, he said, you know, it's Rochester. There you go. The police said, fuck it. The police said, fuck it. So what nigga's going to do when niggas breaking their house? Who they going to call? The ghostbusters, I guess. Got a bounty hunter. They got to call somebody. The bounty hunter. Who? Niggas know this here. Niggas wasn't really doing that here for a while. And niggas was like, all right, we need these police men. But these niggas is bucking on us. Damn. Damn. I was wondering, does anybody know the black dude who dressed up like Obama that let Trump cuss him out and call him a monkey? Does anybody know any of his cousins or anything? I'm talking about niggas that right now. It's a good picture, right? Listen here, you black monkey. He say that shit, too? I'm sure he did. Oh. I about to say, damn. Let's move on. He said, nigga, no, he don't give a fuck. Let's move on to something more positive. 19 black families buy over 97 acres of land to create a safe city for black people. Good shit. Possibly the New Black Wall Street. Good shit. They calling it Freedom Georgia. Don't make it a New Black Wall Street because they burnt that bitch down. Right. What do you say they calling it? Freedom Georgia. Call it Freedom Georgia. We got to have that on the show. We got to have that on the show. Bring them on the show. We got to bring them on the show. How about if we got to bring all 19 families? We'll just bring, like, a real family. That shit going to be like, all right, all right, all right. How you fucking up? Shit, I'll buy some of that. Family number one. All right, all right, all right. Me and him all fucking taking pictures like a motherfucker, man. They done brought everybody. They done brought that grandma. She's still in the car. He's like, God damn. Grandma, y'all like, here, grandma, look at her. I heard this shit about an hour and a half away from me. I don't know what the idea is. Can somebody, we're research department. Tell me about that. I hope they ain't by that little spot that everybody was looking at. It's not too far. Toons burn. It's on that little town. That little thing we went to go look at. They bought that town. Oh, man, that shit. I ain't going to say that. Y'all going to get that bitch right. They bought that town? They bought that town. They better have a good plan for it because, boy. Motherfucker, no. But I believe in you, shit. They bought it, I bet they had a plan. So shit, I'm down for it. If they don't like it, I buy from them for less than nothing. I ain't buying it for what they pay for it. But I know they pay because they wanted 2.5 in. They probably just thought they might like 1.8. They're already plotting on the real estate. No, I'm saying I buy from them in that way it can flip them back and stay back in the black community. I like how you think that's rich broke shit. Come on, now. Just like you do in the hood, when niggas get all this shit and they got to go to jail, don't you buy from them for the loan? Where you get all your cars from? Shit. Niggas doing bad. Niggas doing bad. Shit, that's the American way. I'm here to help. I don't think I'm taking it, man. I'm here to help. I'm here to help, motherfucker. But I punch you on the inside. That's what bail bondsmen do. I mean, not bail bonds. That's what the, um... Storage wars do. Yeah, storage wars. What's the pawn shop? What the pawn shop do? When you're going bad, they get you what you need. Now what you want, you're going to get what you need. Exactly what you need. Tombsboro. So shout out to them people, man, who made that happen. That's the hell of a play. Yeah, I would do it. I would do it for... In my idea, I would use it for something else, though. But what it is, though, it is a lot of... It is... Can I do what I want to say? Yeah, let's talk that shit. It is enough for them to start if they have a functional objective. I believe that. That's what I saw, too. You see what I'm saying? Like, what my idea for it... It really can't go. What my idea was for it, it would have worked. Right. Because I didn't need that much to fix. It would have been dope. But nah, we went down their hands on it, and really asked if we were just, like, walking on the premises, the properties and shit. And it was just like, all right, you can tell that this motherfucker who probably been had it, who ain't even touched it since the 60s, 70s. They did a TV show about that on Netflix. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Well, he bought this town, and they got fucked up, so they ended up having to move to this town and start their shit over. Right. And then the thing is, the credit part, they had one sheriff in them... No, like three. Over the whole time, they were black. So it was like, you really get started, some shit, if you really want to go down there. You know what I'm saying? You got to get on the political side, and then really... Take time. Get the shit right. That's what I'm talking about, man. They know what they're doing. You can get a whole bunch of acres and shit. It's all right. They already got the... I ain't bought a land in Mississippi yet. That shit actually has, fuck. I've been looking at Alabama. I've seen half of, like, something bad. But who wants to live in Alabama? Wasn't even that. It was just by it. Just to have it. Just to have property. Just in case shit goes wrong. Goddamn it. Moving to Alabama. Listen here. I'm by my property in Georgia. Just only in Georgia? Well, even for the moment. I ain't found shit in Mississippi. I tell you the shit. Buy some shit out in the country. You got the property. I want to go to Bahama. You should definitely buy some shit in Bahama. Buy some shit out in the country. That way you ain't got to pay no taxes. No property taxes. You really live in Georgia? Yo, it's forever. I've been telling the nigga that shit, bro. And it's a lot less, too. I've been telling him that. And it's a lot less. You can go, like, to Honduras and get some shit. You got your dude's citizenship? I should have been dated, but I never did it because it was so... In all the places I would get in the Bahamas, but I've been there so much, I really didn't need nothing. Right, right, right, right, right. And that's the only reason I was going to get it just a stunt and say, I got to do a citizenship, but I really didn't need it. But you got to think about doing citizenship and then you can get the fuck away from over here, man. Don't even be gone. I get the fuck away from over here now. I know that, but I'm saying be gone without having to leave me the amount of time to be gone. Even with that, if I really wanted to be go, to think about it, it ain't hard to leave. It's hard to get back in this motherfucker. Yes, that's the thing. You can go. And don't get it twisted. Ain't no place on earth better than America. America's good. This the only place where a nigga can come from nothing and be something still. Ain't too many places where a nigga's going from where we from or where you grew up at or where I grew up at or where he grew up at and become a millionaire. And what other country you heard from that? But you can broaden your horizons and start. I know other countries are definitely better than this shit. No, this shit is great, man. But it's only great for working opportunities, though. Nigga, that's what it's here for. But that's what I said. Other than that, that ain't done. It's more than life than just working. Why you think people from other countries come in and come up? Because they see the opportunity. I'm going to tell you what I'm making. What make America different from anywhere else is you can literally make it here doing some bush. You can make it here. That's why other people be like, Oh my God, he made it doing this. If I was there, I would do this and this is all I would do. I ain't say that either. I said this is a working country. Other than that. How are you working? And the mother mother could work for 10 cents a day. I ain't going over there to work. Shit, that's working. But I ain't going over there to work. I go over there to live but make my money here. You see what I'm saying? But that's what I'm saying. I go over there and live but make my money here. I would. You see what I'm saying? I don't know, but see the American Creature Conference that we used to? You ain't going to have them over there. Just think at the end of the night, you won't go to Walmart. You can do that. You can't do that. When they get dark while they're mad. I know it. If you ain't got what you need, you ain't got it. But you know, sometimes the internet go out, everything go out on my eyes. And you can just chill it. So if you don't know how to just chill like that. You got your island. But that's what I'm saying. So certain places, you got to know where, like certain places are a little more Americanized and shit. But certain places like where we think like, shit, I'm going to chill and just, you got to be really ready for that. No. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to chill that nigga bro. That's why I don't need all that loud ass shit. I would literally be ducked off. I want to see you cutting my spot for like two weeks. Off the grid. Off the grid. I'm talking about all the way. But you know, chilling is all the way. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. I'm going to chill it. Chill it. I'm serious. I want to see him. How long you think he going to land? Four days. Hey, can you see DC soon? And he try to get there and reach somebody. And they falling to work. Man, fuck, man. I don't need to reach nobody. Who I need to talk to? Because if I'm chilling for two weeks, I already secured. You know what I'm saying? You only chill because you worried about me. But just like you said. You know what I'm saying? Them discomforts will make me so disturbed. I'm chill. And I need some of them creature comforts. Right. So I know it. But you know what I'm saying? You'll go crazy. I'll go crazy sometime on the internet. Like sometime my water might not cut on some time. This is the island. It's a lot of shit that we just can't just go and do. I don't know if your skin, like the sand, the sand flies. That's what they don't show you on these Instagram pics. They got them sand flies and the mosquitoes. Your motherfucking ass up in paradise. No. By the third day, you ever watch Nekin and the Fray? Can I get another plate? Them motherfuckers be quitting because the mosquitoes bit them. That shit hurt. That shit hurt, Nekin. No. But my body immune to it. So don't bite me like that. Bro, I can't believe you ain't such a water bill on autopay by now. For what? No, when the pandemic happened. When the pandemic happened, I cut all that shit off. Because I was like, fuck that. I need all my money. What? I cut all my autopay off. For real? Damn right. I pay it when I get it. Ah, my boy. Shit. I don't want the fry. You loaded them up. Oh, you loaded them up. What's that? Where you got that from out there? It's bus. Y'all got a regular fry? Yeah, regular fry. What a menu that. Hey, boy. That shit. Bus! See, that one's on my island. I can eat shrimp steak all day, bro. I be chilling, bro. As long as I got my necessity shit. What's up? I fish. Listen, that's a piece of. I'm an old nigga. Let me ask you this. I just do this shit. Let me ask you this. It's a piece of mind. What's five things you need? Five things I need. To survive. To survive. Yeah. Outside your family and all that. But I'm saying like, for your own personal creature comfort, what's five things you need? I need a knife. I need a baby to get something off me. As long as I get something off me, I'm good. I need a knife. For my... And this song, I'm kicking it. What are you talking about? To survive? Just kicking it. Just chilling. We not even naked in the bread where you trying to cook. No, no, no, no. Just killing. I don't want to like, I need my tip. You got to have a fire stick. I got to have my tip right now. No, you going to stay in the house. You going to extreme. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay, big. Yeah, not there to chill. Five. Five. I got to have a knife. All right. I really don't need it, but you just have some type of access to have some type of communication on the outside. You got to have a phone. Okay. All right. We... Okay. You got to have some hold. Okay. You did what I'm saying? You right. And then after that? Yeah. After that? Shout it. We got to have a little bread that just maneuver. That's all I need. I'm good. That's all you need. I'm good. You said most of the shit you need. Right. You got to have at least a woman. You can't just be on that motherfucker's body. You got to have some pussy. Right. Pussy. Right. Drugs. Right. Pussy drugs. Right. Look, that's all you need. I got to have a... No. Put the drug. I got to have a camera. Drug. A camera, like a phone to be able to do the fun shit like to... Navigate. Navigate. Not even navigate, just to take pictures. Just record yourself. Record me with pictures. Proof of existence, motherfucker. No, for afterwards, what I tell y'all, when I let y'all know what happened. Right, right, right. So I need that. Right. What else I said? Money. You said money and drug. You said pussy drug and phones. Need a boat. Need a boat. Need a boat. Yes. Need a boat? Yes, because we're going to have fun on the boat swimming and fishing. I mean, but that's a part of the ensemble. The boat and fishing. Okay. You feel me? I'll barbecue, take the hot dogs and shit on the boat. Three things then. I need Wi-Fi. You mushroom. Did I say Wi-Fi? Mm-mm. Oh, I definitely Wi-Fi. I mean, that's part of the fun ensemble though. I definitely Wi-Fi. I don't give a fuck where I go. If it ain't no Wi-Fi, it ain't for me. I'm a real islander, bro. It ain't fun. I'm a real islander, bro. Once I tap in, I'm tapped in. What island have you been on that was just straight cheer? That was just straight cheer? Like, yeah. Not no tourist cheer. Church cake ho. I'm talking about people on the outside like that, man. At the beach. Church cake ho. 10 people at the beach. Man, be like 10 people at the beach, nigga. I'm like, nigga, shit. Peaceful. I'm just sitting out there. I was bugging. Cooling. Bermuda. Bermuda. It wasn't shit going on. Bermuda. Bermuda lit though. It was lit, but I'm saying this. I was doing that. I couldn't have been there a long time. Right, right now. 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But if you jump in the car, go down the street, make two lefts. It'd be 500 motherfuckers over there. One way in, one way out. Thugging. No, they treat that good. But now I'm a real island over there. I had a lot of fun. I'm just not deep sea fishing with the shards though. You don't like the water? I love the water. But I just ain't playing with death like that. That ain't playing with death? You playing with death? That ain't playing with death. I'm playing with like the little land shark. I got to get, let me crawl before I walk. I don't, I'm gonna say I wouldn't do it. Let me crawl before I walk. Yeah. Put me with the little land shark first. Which one be with the nurse shark? The nurse shark. Yeah, I want to go in there and play with it. The one that look like catfish. Yeah. They don't even bite. Yeah. I want to play with them. Then we'll get the big ones. You know what I'm saying? Go buy the stingray. You know you can die from the stingray. Go fuck around. All right. Take me to the one that y'all know that like humans. I'll fuck with the shark. With the stingray. With the stingray. With the stingray. Yeah, the stingray. I ain't. You seen some shit? I ain't too much, no too much about them like this. Right. I mean I done did the whole thing to act. You know one time I said all right let me take a picture with them. Right. I ain't fucking around like in normal population. The shit, the shit, the shit you had done then it was like, I ain't gonna lie that motivated me to want to do that shit. When you sat right there and had all those shorts, you had like 30 of them bitches. That's my whole purpose of doing it man. To give us the do more shit. Cause you are what you see and it opens your mind up. So I try to do stuff for people that's like me. Cause if you see a white man do it or somebody that don't look like you do it, you don't pay it no attention. But when you see somebody else do it, you be like man I'm gonna do that. Just like with housing and buying land. When you see niggas like that buying land makes you want to do it. Just like when you see me buying a plane and say shit, I probably do need it. Like when you came to me that time, you was like shit so how much you got the plane for it. It makes you inquisitive to do it. And I still been thinking about it too. Cause you see the business in it. Yeah, yeah. I see the motherfucking expenses in it. And you see how you save money. Right. People think you're balling, but it's really you doing it for business and you save money it's good for taxes and all that. Right. You know what I'm saying? Cause you can write it off. Right. Cause it's a part of your fucking business. It's a fucking right. I ain't in front of it. It takes a lot of money though, but you're gonna spend that money on taxes anyway. You might as well put it in there. You might as well. For real. You just dropped some game and some business all in one conversation though. I was just sitting there just listening. Cause I'm high right now. Me? I'm high too. And I've been telling my life he need to get that, that island like see he don't like the water. He wanna hold it. You ain't gonna see him in no tank top. We need to do an 85 South show. Feel like it body. We need to do an 85 South show at my house. A getaway. A getaway at the house. Well. Just at my house in the Bahamas whenever they open that bitch back up. Cause they got it where it's quarantine. You gotta stay up for 14 days in the same spot. Ain't it warm at the end of the year in Bahamas? It's warm all year round. But I'm saying like we just need to go so y'all can give your audience a feel of the vibe of peace within. So you can vibe with everything. Cause don't you gotta ride your boat to your island? Nah I fly my plane out there. You can fly private. They used to do commercial flight once a week but since this shit happened they shut that shit down. Can't even go to your house. But if you had to do it since you're good. That's the only thing. Nah I can still do it now. Just I gotta sit there. For 14 days. Yeah and I don't want to feel like I'm in jail. Right. He ain't even told me I can't leave. You a grown up man. Yeah. That's the thing. Like you said it's hard to get back in. I always be thinking they ain't gonna let me back in for some reason. Yeah. They don't bullshit getting in this motherfucker. Why they do that? Man America don't play about the bullshit. There ain't no joke bro. We thank it cause we take it for granted. Oh shit. Why you think the motherfuckers be sneaking over to try to get over this motherfucker. The motherfuckers ain't coming at all. They don't just walk in this bitch. They try to get in. It's very rare to do that. And I tell you how good it is here. Man. That's what I'm saying. You don't hear Black can tell you how good it is. Hey man. You gotta leave the bed and look it back and be like man we got good over there. We can get fat. Man. Being able to live in a country where you can get fat if you want to. If you want to. That is the biggest flex. You can eat. Anytime you want to. You can just wake up, bust a left, be right at the goddamn walk house. 24 hours. 24 hours. We live in a country where we can complain and not get killed for it. That's the biggest flex. Now that's probably the biggest shit we got. You know what I'm saying? Like you can talk shit. We're the only country that can like cuss out our president. We can cuss out our president. Man. I was in the Philippines. You think Trump. He make Trump look like the pope. The president of the Philippines. Hugo Chavez. I don't know. This motherfucker here. His son got arrested for drugs. He said if he come find out that his son was doing that, he going to kill him himself. Hold on. What's his name? Rodrigo Deterra. You see it on that? He said what now? Rodrigo Deterra. This nigga for his campaign, he threw a motherfucker out the helicopter. Who? He did. Rodrigo Deterra. Say his name again. He a gangster for real. He made it martial law. If you see somebody, you can shoot him straight up. This is the wildest shit though in this fucked up. And this is Honduras? Huh? This is the shit. Huh? Nothing will? Nah, that's in the Philippines. He was this wild shit. What year that was? He doing it right now. But guess what? Ain't no crime at that bitch. Ain't never been a crime like that. Ain't no crime? Nigga, I haven't been to countries where they say if you get caught with, that's the only place when I go over there on the east side of the world, I don't fuck around with weed shit. They got to play. Not in Dubai, I was in, I think Indonesia. If you get caught with drugs, the pill will be a death. Death? Yeah. It's like I ain't fucking around. Shit. It ain't worth it. Now for no blood? Shit, man. We got the good over there. I will be over there two weeks over here. I'm having a great time. Yeah, America lit then the motherfuckers lit. We got time to complain. I think the drugs will bring me back. Like I got to come back and smoke a blunt. And this is going to eventually get like that. That's why once we understand we yet, by the time it get like that, we good. Oh, the dude is the boxer or some shit. He a wrestler. Say it again. Hold on. Let me see. What happened, John? It's the Iranian wrestling champion. He is, they got him, he's about to get executed. They said he had a role in a 2018 protest against the government. He about to get executed? For the shit we do all the time marching. Hold up. And protesting. He about to get executed for in what country? And they probably going to publicize and make him an example. They going to make an example. But he was a wrestler. They going to talk shit after they do it. He was the wrestling champ. But no man is stronger than me. The Lord is the Lord. No one is above the Lord. Then he going to say a bunch of shit that we don't understand. I'm not going to say it because I want to fit in. Yeah, I was ready to go to another. Let's go to another time. Them niggas will show up. No, no, let's discuss what you said. I agree. I see what y'all did with y'all did. No, look at my face when I talk to you when you talk to me. Look at my face. You want to talk? Yeah, the motherfuckers don't play. Show up smelling like baby powder. They who? Yeah. Them rich motherfuckers show up smelling just like baby powder. They bring in extra motherfuckers who ain't got nothing to do with it. Niggas, we got it so good. We can sit here and just talk shit and make money. And ain't nobody going to do shit. To fuck in the middle of a pandemic. Freedom of speech. I remember when they didn't even use to let niggas talk in public. That's why I get on this bitch and show my ass every time they turn the camera on. Because they wouldn't even let my granddaddy talk shit in public. Come on, man. Niggas couldn't even sit three deep nowhere. They could just take everybody. What you think Lordering means? We don't want no niggas around here. Mm-hmm. No, that's okay, bro. Standing around. Shit, we had to stand somewhere. We ain't even by the end. Hell, they want niggas on the curve. You in the street. I mean, we on the grass. Get off the grass. These niggas don't want to float. They don't want to float. I don't know how to float, man. Hey, I wonder if some niggas ever stopped a white man from drinking out the color of the only water fountain. Hey, hey. Hey, what you doing, bro? Whoa. You made by your lips. Leave that shit alone. Your shit is up the hall. That's all I want. What in here still? Hey, man, can I use your bathroom? The white-only bathroom is full right now. That's real, man. You gonna shit on yourself? No, stop. You gonna shit on yourself? No, stop. Ain't nobody dropping no stinking load in him. He ain't a color person. What? Color? You just go ahead and weigh it in your hat. I wish you the best. Oh, shit. This shit right here? That's how I know I'm hot. I think it a dumb shit when I'm hot. Open shit. Play some music, man. Be quiet in this bitch. Everybody blow. This shit, y'all. This is a blessing, man. It is. This shit here, I'm trying. Y'all don't smoke back there? They didn't work. Oh, they can't smoke? Nah, we take this shit seriously. And we drug testing. Y'all drug testing? Yeah. We got to know how to TAC here. Yeah. Y'all got a menu for that? What? You got a menu for that? Hey, boy. Can I check it out? Oh, just shrimp. You know what I'm crazy? I don't eat seafood. I don't blame you. The only thing I do eat, like I eat, like when I'm on the island, like I eat grouper. I like grouper. Oh, you got to eat that red snapper and shrimp. And wahoo. You ever had wahoo? That shit tastes like chicken. Wahoo? Yes. No dead serious. It's a fish? It's a fish. And it tastes like chicken. Yeah, wahoo. I started eating it when I was in Roatan. Everybody ain't got that Roatan. What is it? Grouper tastes like chicken, too. If it cooked, right? Y'all don't fuck grouper. I eat tuna steak. Nah, I like snapper. Napo cheese. Napo. What is it? Honduras. Oh, okay. No, man. Deletion. Ryan, you got some people over there, Honduras, don't you? Where you from, man? New York City, Miami. Where your people's from, nigga? Oh, shit, my bad. I hate you want to say it on camera. Hey, don't you hate your motherfuckers? You tell motherfuckers you're from some way, but you know TV junk? Hey, bleep that out. I don't want John. All of Vietnam, he would bump with the TV junk. He don't want everybody to know where he from. I had to force him his paperwork so he could stay. Oh, okay. Oh, shit. Real Ryan, he didn't tell nobody. I get it now. I get it now. You ain't supposed to say it. You see, he ain't want to say it in Miami. Miami. No, where you been from? Man. Hey, they from somewhere else. We need to figure out why TV John ain't learn English yet. How long you been here? The whole time. You can say you got your green card. You good, bro. He was born here. Hey, right now, Trump ain't got, he's got too much shit going on to pay attention to you right now. Man. How long you been here? Don't zoom in on him. Six years. You been here six years, nigga? No, he been here six years. I thought you been being him. No, he been here six years. He been real with me. I bring the real out. So, hey. Stop talking to him. You gonna get his paperwork before it goes, man. Y'all gonna edit this part. Right? Joe. Joe a asshole. He ain't cutting nothing out. Yeah, yeah. He didn't put that shit up. Six years. What's up? What's your Social Security number? Eight, eight, seven, one. Man, delete some of this shit. All I see was DC was talking. I want to hear what he was saying. Look how hot he is. Toast thing is making a beat up there by himself. He think he ain't here by himself. That's how hot he is, man. I'm telling you. Every time I look over there, I feel like like 98. Like 1998. Don't he look like a nigga from 1990? Look at that one goal on the side. He got that one goal on the side. He a hot boy. Yeah. He got the turt goals. The little turt goals. He look like he ready to go to the party. Lean up against the wall and do this on a bitch out, man. Ah, you still. Type of nigga who turn up when that fifth war, we be come on. Walk, baby. Walk, walk, baby. Walk, walk, baby. Come on, baby. Walk, baby. That nigga turn up to some fifth war with it. Rest in peace, fifth war with it. OG. Man, you from Florida. What made you move to Atlanta, man? A. Shit. Comedy. Oh, not even just comedy. Just knew I had to get out of Jacksonville if I wanted to be somebody. Man, I know this shit, right? That was, that was 96. All this shit. How old? 96. During the Olympics, I moved. How old you were then? 19. Damn. I was four. I stayed in Jacksonville for a year after I graduated. And I was in there and I was really in the streets. And I was like, nah, I gotta get up. That comedy shit saved my life from being up here. Because everybody else that was with me, they all got either knocked off or passed on. Man. You know? It's real, actually, in each group. It's always going to be real, you know? It's always going to be real. It's just what you do with the game you got. With the cars you dealt. Right. You downshot them when? Yeah. We all can win. Like I said, a month couldn't come from nothing. A month couldn't come from a whole other country where there wasn't no electricity becoming a millionaire. We can do it right here from the trap. Right. Exactly. You got to tap into that mindset. Yep. We got it. We do. Young niggas making money more than we did. We blitz. In the industry. You know? Shit, niggas playing with some money tonight. I didn't got to understand what... What in the shit is that? Or it passed you. Ain't nobody told me about it. I said, young niggas playing with money. It's kept up. We the artists that pay the price. Oh, yeah. Shit, everybody getting it. They still owe me for what they did to the cold crook. That's what I tell niggas all the time. I'm overcharging niggas for what they did to the cold crook. I'm still mad at them. I'm overcharging niggas for what they did to. For what they did to goddamn Bruce Bruce. And all the OGs in there. What? Nothing. I'm just saying they worked hard. They had to get on the road and do the chilling circuit. Right. They worked hard. So now, I'm overcharging for the people that paved the way for us. And then y'all overcharging for us. For niggas like me. You see what I'm saying? Some of them stories, I don't believe it though. Like what? Sometimes niggas, like old niggas get to telling stories. And they be forgetting that you don't heard them sometimes. They start exaggerating. Like niggas, I'm in one town. We drove eight hours. Shit, I did. And split $40. Like what the fuck y'all do that? Why the fuck did y'all do that? Niggas, I used to be tired of them driving. Word. Just like that's how I used to get paid on the road. Cause they ain't nothing niggas had cars. Right. I was on niggas with a car ahead. Like a Crown Vic, you know, police version. You need to drive that motherfucker to Alabama everywhere. I make $500 and they give me five minutes on the stage. Going crazy. But in my mind, I got five hundred dollars to do a show. So shit, it was a win for me. But I lose it cause I get a ticket. So I'm in the rear. Right. I'm in the center screen. So shit. But that's how niggas used to be on the road. But how you used to make your money is you do city to city. That's why I call it the Chippin' Circuit. You do all them cities. You fuck around. I have a stack. Right. Or $1,500. And back then, that was better than working a job. Right. Hell yeah. You know. You can have a hell of a weekend. Hell of a weekend. Right. Just hit a different coming spot. You can come back home with five bands. You know. I'm talking about just at the beginning stages. Once I started doing my own shit, it was on after that. Right. Man. Take off. Never look back. Niggas talking that old kind of shit. Yeah, you know once we started. No, you know you had the most. I'm talking that old shit. I don't even like talking that old shit. I guess we could say it now. But it ain't been that long. Like when it's all said and done, you had one of the most legendary comedy nights in the whole country. Tripping on Tuesdays. It would be stupid for you to come on here with the comedies and me not ask you to bring up tripping on Tuesdays. That shit was a statement. It really made the Atlanta Uptown Comedy Club be known as that club. It was a vibe, man. It was like something that you can't recoup. I mean duplicate. You know what I'm saying? Because it had all the comedians and it had all the industry. It had everything. It was shit. It was Def Comedy Jam in Atlanta. You know what I'm saying? Every Tuesday. Every Tuesday. And you had every celebrity, any celebrity you could think of they came to and they participate in it. You know what I'm saying? We used to do the fake orgasm content. That's when women was okay with having a good time and doing crazy shit. You know what I'm saying? So it was just dope. You know what I'm saying? A lot of people came up out of it. You know what I'm saying? Shit. You came up through them shit. Because you couldn't just get on stage. They were booing the shit out of you. Do they boo niggas still? No. Niggas don't get booed. In the college show. I'm kidding. Wild hair. Boo! They don't really count though. What's wrong with you? Boo! But see, it's a few colleges that are known for doing that. I ain't gonna say where they are because it's the same college where it's like if they love you, they show you the most love. But out of every show they have, somebody gonna catch it. They fucking up one part of it. They don't have shit to do. Because they think they're part of the show too. With how good the comedian is or none of that, it's just, that's just their thing. I had one show at this school. They heckled me all night with Desi Banks. Fucking. Yes sir! I was like that nigga not coming. But apparently his joke went viral. And this is just what they say around campus. Like everybody say that the whole fucking school. Yes sir. So even I'm up here rocking. I'm just like yes sir, yes sir, yes sir. Wait, why y'all just think I'm this nigga? But I called them all like, bro you got to come up here because they love your stinking ass. Yeah, sure. Damn. Hell yeah. I was like y'all did not. I like seeing him do his thing. He be going crazy. I like him. I'm gonna tell you who I like on social media doing them skits now. Who that? I like Desi Banks. I like Druze. What's the name? Druze2k? Yeah. Bunny? Druze2k. I like your boy Money Bag Mafia. Mo Dev. He gone stupid. That nigga stupid. He stupid. I like Super Cam Char. Super Char. I got none of that. You know who's funny to me bro? It's one more. Who you know who's funny to me bro? Lala. Lala. Lala is hilarious. Which one is Lala? Lala's sister hands. No. Skinny Lala. Yeah, that's her. Yeah. Lala Milan now. Yes. It used to be Lala's sister hands. Listen man. You want to laugh man. Hey man, that guy crazy. Lala Milan. Yeah. I'ma check it. I like Pretty V too. Pretty V. I like her. Pretty V. She funny as hell. No she funny as hell. She's talented actually. She doing her thing. I don't want her to stay down and stay persistence and knowing that. You know in a few years. You're going to be OG. You damn near OG to these niggas now? Look whole them niggas. Stay prayers. But he OG's in there. But he an OG though. He damn up there with me when it comes to social media shit. Kurt when Clay born, that nigga hilarious. Really? What's the dude that be doing to Christian? He still forgot that shit. Kevin, is it on stage, Kevin? Kev on stage. Kev on stage. I be had to go check the mic alone. He be watching people like that. He do like, it's not, he don't even come off like a Christian comedy, but. He got that dead clean shit. Yeah, he still a real nigga with me. But I do want them to know that they can definitely transition that and take it to on stage. Of course, country Wayne too. Oh, country Wayne going crazy. But he done transition and took that motherfucker on stage. That's how he supposed to. He going crazy. Yeah. But he took his time just like you did. That's why people respect you and not that y'all need the comedians respect, the OG community respect. But when we see people like you, like I told people all the time when I say I was like, oh, he going to be all right. Just the fact that you being on stage. Yeah. You got to get in that war. You got to get in that war. You got to fight. You know what I'm saying? And honestly, you don't even have to do it. Because at this point, y'all can make a living without doing stand up. You know what I'm saying? But at the same time, the fact that you're still doing it and you ain't got to do it, that's the life. It feel good to just to get in tune with the people. You know what I'm saying? Like, they going to really let you know where it hit. And let me tell you why I work for your favor too. Because now that's the only thing working now. It's stand up comedy. And all the niggas that would just make a living. I'm ever going to roll with that forever. That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about all entertainment. Not even rappers ain't making no money. Only people making money. It's niggas that know how to do stand up. So it working your favor now, unlike the other niggas that's on social media that just stuck and just doing skits and this, that, whatever. They ain't got nowhere else to make money out of. It's a few of them that fake like they going to actually start doing comedy. Like, every year, like, every year they come out. But, all right, man, I'm out. Because they want to do it. But it's just like, they're scared. But this is a real game, though. But the more you do one, you're going to get better. But you got to understand, this stand up, she is a real game. But on social media, you don't have to deal with the failures. Because you don't buy what they buy yourself. Yeah, so when they get up on stand up, but stand up is a real fight. You are good. Ain't no editing on stand up. Oh, no, sorry. You better go for what you know. Yeah, it is what it is. It is what it best stand up. But you know what, I always get respect to the OGs. It's crazy because I did a radio. And they were like my top five comedian. I had them. I shot it. I shot it low side. But just the OG that paid away and since I'm going to be a stand up comedian. This ain't nothing that motherfuckers is just rocking with me with. And this is just a title that I got. And it is like, look, I'm a stand up comedian. Y'all got to take it for what I give it to y'all. That ain't what that was. So I had to go figure out, what is a stand up coming? What does a stand up coming do? Who is he to say he is a stand up coming? We don't really choose it. This should choose it. You see what I'm saying? So it was like, all right. Once I know there's like, all right. Now I got to find my voice on stage. What is my purpose? How do I, where's my strengths? Where's my weaknesses? See, check this out. And this one of them, you know, comedian stands up. Anybody can be a stand up comic. Right. You know what I mean? Like a stand up comic. You know, just, you know, can say funny things. Right. But a comedian can say things funny. Right. So even to be a comedian, you still have to go on stage to put, you know, shrink down to the stand up comic. Like the stand up comic is a small part of the comedian. Like you're a comedian because you can be funny on a song. You can be funny and play on the stage. You know what I mean? Right. That's a comedian. Or a stand up comic. But that's what I'm saying. How do I perfect the stand up? Just stay on stage. You see what I'm saying? Just stay on stage. That's the key to all this shit. And that's the craziest part about doing it. I don't tell nobody how to do comedy. I just tell them, just stay on stage. It ain't no right way to do it. I always tell them I'm up on blue. It ain't no blueprint to this shit. Just do it. And that's the shit they used to make shit like Def Jam dope. Because everybody came to the stage different. They found a way to make their shit different. Right. Different boys, too. You know what I'm saying? It's like, if you watch Def Comedy Jam, 90% of the motherfuckers who do comedy gonna grab the motherfucking microphone, move the mic stand out of the way. Then you'll see an old nigga come on stage and that nigga just turn to the side and tell all these jokes like, and still get, you know what I'm saying? They had little nuances that made the shit funny. Now it's like, everybody watch who's the funny comedian. What works? Let me see what works. Let me see what's safe. What works? He got a joke about this? I got a joke about that. I know the shit gonna work because I got a whole duplicate of what works. And that's what makes comedy so good. They ain't got no choice because you get thrown. Nah, if I was 20 years old and I'm viral and a nigga offered me $5,000 to come up to a city, I'm gonna do it, too. But you know what? I ain't taking money. So when they get, when they get, but they know they gotta do 45 minutes so now in that 45 minutes, they gotta hurry up with some material. Right. So they go on whatever they see work. But you see, that's what I said, I gotta go tap in to go figure that out. So I didn't go take money. When they start calling, they start calling 45 hundred, five rats. Can he do 15, 20 minutes? I'm like, wow, I don't even know what the fuck. I don't even wanna go out there and even have that name. You feel what I'm saying? And burn myself out. I don't even wanna set myself up. And burn myself out, I said, no. Since they call them and just stay hot on Instagram, but I'm gonna go do the workout rooms and just come up with some materials and get fired. So that's what I did. I did that for a year. You did the shit right. You did it right. Because if you wanna do it the other way, that shit, you can do that shit for two years. You get to make one. You get to go, you get to make one run. And then the whole world get to know, like there's no bullshit on that stage. They give you one more chance. But after that, it's over. Right. That's what your audience get mature and they pay to see you late. Like the older audience, they really come for comedy. Young people, they don't know what comedy, y'all actually teach them what comedy is. You know what I'm saying? Like we came up on Dev Comedy Jam. These young people are coming up on y'all a while now. So that's what they mind instead of what comedy is. So they don't really know. But when you get older, you live in life. So your comedy is life. That's why colleges is hard to do because they ain't live life yet. Right. They're still children. Yeah, they're still children. They think they ain't. But when you get older and go through life, you really want comedy now. So it's a different thing. So all that bullshit you was bullshit. When you was young, all these young kids, that ain't gonna work when you go do these comedy clubs with grown folks. Like when you do comedy clubs, do it be older motherfuckers. That's what they owe later. Grown, grown, grown. They ain't nothing but the grown. Yeah. That's who spend money. That's what the consistent money is in adults. Young people are finicky and fickle. They like shit. They like shit now and then later on they move on. Because it's about being cool when you're young. And being on the same shit ain't cool when you're young. 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They were like eh. Yeah. So during the colleges and shit those just fans that's gonna come see you in five, six, seven, eight years from now. Let's just invest. You just lay in the foundation for them young niggas. Right. So they can actually see your comedy shit. Cause I was the young nigga that was only doing. At one time I was the only nigga doing like comedy shows like that. Like hip hop. Like for a young nigga hip hop. You know what I'm saying? So all them niggas not grown. So they grew with me. So that's why my shit so, so I built that foundation. Cause I remember. It's just like y'all doing right now. Like this, this generation when you get my age, like y'all already laying the foundation there. So when you get to this level, you gonna have a crowd. You never gonna fall off. Like you pretty much planting your seeds right now for later on because they gonna grow with you. Right. And cause they gonna, and when they get older they gonna be like hey let's go see DC. Cause he gonna tell his old lady cause his old lady gonna see it as nostalgia. You nostalgia. I'm nostalgia to a lot of people. Right, right, right. That's what you want to be. You want to be that song when it come on you be like this. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my nigga Duvall is down. We got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Shut it. For real. Carlos and this motherfucker, hello. You know why we like Nick Cannon so much? You know why people like Nick Cannon so much? Cause they grew up on this nigga. From Nickelodeon. Everybody did. It's kinda hard to, it's kinda hard to not like somebody that you grew up with. Cause it's like your family member. It's like a radio personality. You and the guy with them every morning. That's why people like Ricky Smiley gonna be there forever. Tom Jones can quit when he want to quit. Cause you're part of the family. Right, nigga know you. Yeah. Like they don't see us, they see us like friends. We a family member. You they cousin, you they cousin. You know what I'm saying? That's how they see it. Right. You know what I'm saying? It works with you. That's the cold part about this. We ain't like the rappers. It's like they, Right. The rapper got to try to make it hit every time. Shit. It's hard. But the rappers been thinking that everybody gave up on them too soon. Right. Rappers got to career like football players. You know what rappers start fucking up at? When they start doing the shit they want to do. Don't nobody want to hear the shit that they like. Do the shit that you know we like. I got this new song. No. No. No. I got this new artist. I got this new artist. We don't want to hear him. Let the man rap. Let the man rap. Let's start it fucking with you and you might as well tell us about some more niggas. No. Make another one like we like, bruh. Let them rap. Oh my God. Speaking of, man, this fucking, I keep seeing this picture of Andre 3000 with this flute, man. This nigga got me fucked up. I like it. He look happy. He happy as a motherfucker but he think I won't buy the flute album. That's why he got me fucked up there. Where is it? Where the fuck is this nigga playing this flute? It must be a flute album. It is. It must be. It's a flute. Where is he walking from? Where is he walking from with this damn flute? It look like he was at Whole Foods. I'm not the type that's gonna get in nobody business but I know my nigga got some flute shit laid down somewhere with some balls on top of him. He look like he wanted to swing on that nigga real tough. You seen it? He was like, hey, man, is it you? He was like, yeah. Fuck your time. Andre looked like goals to me. That nigga looked like he was happy. That nigga look happy as a motherfucker. Nah, he definitely look like in his own. He look like he forgot he used to rap. He was like, I did what? Oh yeah, I remember back in the day he used to do that little thing. That's goals when you get to the point you don't even care about this shit, man. You know what I'm saying? I'm almost there. This is the crazy part though, man, when it comes to this nigga. We not even asking for no new shit. We just want to hear the shit. He hate rappers. I don't, you know what? I don't even want to take him out of his happiness because it looked like he's so happy. Like, you know what? I don't even want you to say nothing no more. Niggas share that happiness. He probably got some fire shit right now. Yeah, I want to see him do that. See, motherfucker, that's how I remember that. Ooh! I want to see, I want to that happiness. Show me that happiness. I didn't, I didn't want nobody to see him that happy. I know that nigga got three songs that have changed my life so well. And I just want to hit him up, fuck it. He ain't got to leave him out. He can just drop it. So it's just for you. No, I'm just saying for us. This nigga out of the blue. People like me. I listen to that. It don't have to have no fucking reason. So for your selfish personal reason. So I can be as happy as this nigga appears to be? Yeah. Come on now. I don't ask for much. And they got caught with the flute and then I see people saying, man, he always having the flute. The hell y'all be seeing this nigga with this flute? I thought it was a stick. I know what I'm gonna have to do. Since that shit I said ain't gonna work. I'm just gonna have to find that nigga in the flute and play and move one day and just pull up at one of these concerts or something. And it's doing it. He don't be at concerts. He be like at the gas station. Shit. He want to be regular that bad? It ain't want to be regular. He is regular. We all regular. Nah, man, he's regular. But you know how like you gifted with a talent that just. No, when you get to a certain point, I know like it takes for you to get to that point to be like, oh, damn, now I get Andre. Now I get Ricky Williams. Now I get this nigga. Now I get Jim Carrey. But you got to get to that point mentally. Right. I get it. You know what I'm saying? I get why they like that. You know what I'm saying? But once you get to that point, you be like, all right, I don't want to go that far. You know what I'm saying? You got to be able to adjust to stay in this world. Right. But understand that peace too. Right, right, right. Now I understand everything Jim going through. I just don't want to go that far. You know what I'm saying? Well, he's going up. That's my leader, man. No, he's cool. He's doing everything. He's supposed to be at peace and everything. But at the same time, I still like baby talk to the common folk. You know what I'm saying? Like, he probably don't, he see them, but he see them for what they really are. Right, he's starting to tell them. I know exactly, no, he don't talk shit on them, but I know exactly how he see every human being. Like how I see all y'all right now. But I won't say it because I want to enjoy y'all how y'all are. God damn, motherfucker, how you looking at me? That's what I'm saying. And they can say, I ain't going to tell you how I see yous, but I'm just enjoying the moment. It's a powerful thing, man. You's a fuck nigga. That's what I just don't want. No, it ain't no fuck nigga, man. It ain't that. What's up? It's a- We got to get a new carpet, man. You just observed my fucks. No, just understanding just life and general living and moving and understanding the earth and do some shrooms and that'll tell you everything. That's the difference. That's what you need. You been holding that on for sure. Do some shrooms. Nigga DeVal, think I'm a fuck nigga, man. No, I don't, man. I was that bad. I was that bad. This don't even feel like no fuck nigga energy. Okay, good then. It ain't. I don't feel like a fuck nigga energy, it ain't. It ain't. You damn sure ain't. We checked it. This room has been pressurized, it is definitely not. We even walk through here with the sage. We do not do fuck nigga energy in here. Nah, Jim Carrey, that's my nigga, man. It ain't even enough room for no fuck nigga energy once you think about it. Jim Carrey, get it. Like, y'all, it's like one of the things where you get to it. It's like money, like, right? You don't, you don't realize you don't need money until you get it. Right. But you got to get it. You got to get it. You got to get it. Like, you know, yeah, this one's bullshit. It's like getting pussy. After you get pussy, like, yeah. You know, I mean, it was cool, but I didn't need it. What did you say? It was cool, but I didn't need it. So that's how everything is. That's a low point to be in. It's like money don't make you happy, but you need money to see it. Like when you want some pussy for so long that it turned into you needing some pussy, now like when you want, when it turned into a need that is as a man, that's a low place to be. That's a low place to be? Cause it like then you start like, please, I just need some pussy. But everybody that watched this, this crowd. I didn't get vulnerable. This crowd, y'all need to get money. Right. This crowd need to get money. Need to. Do me at my age, not at y'all age. I'm what you inspire to be, but in the meantime, get that grit. That's the fucked up part about our audience though. They young and rich. But that's what y'all mowing that generation. They already got money. I'm talking about the, not just them niggas, but even the motherfuckers that might be. Man, it's a few of these motherfuckers. Cause those who want that don't get money, the motherfuckers that got it, that was raised by money, they don't know how to get it. But that's the thing. Because they been giving it to them. That's the thing dude, well, everybody got some money. Right. Everybody got some money to some extent. You put up. Nah. You got team bands, you up. But that's what I'm saying. Your lot is not somebody else's lot. You never know what they prefer or what they already got. That's what I'm saying. When we was on the road, man, we seen a bunch of motherfuckers, big flexing like, and everybody knew how they had money. Like man, that bitch won the lotto, the scratch off, $700,000. And we like, everybody know that? Yeah, that big flexing. She bought a mama a Jeep. They be like, damn, man. It just be type crazy shit. Nigga, we had a lady with a crab cloth. She had money. You remember that lady? Who? The lady with, she had long paper. I was like, where the fuck did you get all this money? And we was on stage talking about what you and your girl, if her hand was fucked up, we'd get to the point of some shit like that. We'd get to the main agreement. She just got a crab hand. She rich. She look, she was like, I start to say something when y'all was talking shit. This nigga didn't point at all. Oh, oh, I don't know what she had. Muddy talking about the lady with the nub. Yeah. You see, he had her cloth. She had a nub. She had the cord. You know what she did? She had the finger. No, with no fingers. It was some shit. It was. What's that nigga that's always hit me up there? They say it was at y'all's show called the wheelchair. Wheelchair man. Hey, he be on your ass, too. Man, he be on my ass. Wheelchair man. My partner, man. You know, he one of the niggas, I don't want to blow up because I want to be entertained by him just by his nature. This is crazy. He done already blew up. This nigga got an only fan base. Yeah, but oh Lord, he do. Shut up, shut up. We done mentioned him too many times. That's shit, man. Somebody told him, bro, you need to get this money. And you got a fan base. I'm scared. I'm scared. What is he doing on his only fan base? I don't do it. I don't do that. What's one of you niggas subscribed? Do not click on that shit. You know how much. You don't click on that shit. They just screen shot his bio on his only fan page. The niggas said, my legs don't work what the meat do. Breathe the rest because it's fucked up. And how does he talk? Because you know his hands don't work me, though. So how does he know? They say do. They use a voice name. He smoked a blunt. He rolled a blunt. Yeah. He can do everything. That's what he be having people fucked up at. The butt smart. This is the chilling part. That nigga strong as a baby gorilla. That nigga has phenomenal upper body strength. So if he grab you, it's over. You ain't never looked at this nigga. You in a chokehold. That nigga had a video. I've never seen this nigga first. He rapping around you like a monkey. I'm telling you. This nigga be on Instagram, right? The nigga get up out the wheelchair and walk. All this part ripped. The nigga ripped. Oh, he walk? Man, that nigga's walking everything. That nigga running all this shit. Where's that man in truth, man? I'm telling you, bro. You got that nigga fucked up. Subscribe to that nigga on the fan page. You want to? You said the nigga hands don't work me. Y'all done fucked up. Now this nigga's gonna be at me for the next week. That's what I'm trying to tell you with y'all. That nigga is not a person. That is a fucking robot. That nigga can roll blunts. So the nigga be cooking steak and shit. He gonna be at your next show like, and me. So he wasn't a man of black. Watch this, black alien. It's the only nigga I ever seen fix his own wheelchair. Dropped the mold in that bitch. The nigga damn show had the wheelchair upside down, putting new wheels on that bitch. And he tagged me in the video when he finished. Don't nigga hands work. Wheelchair man been the truth, I'm telling you. Wheelchair man can do everything. That nigga got a college degree. I got to see it myself. I'm telling you. Is that what he's showing is only fans? That's where fans are. No. That nigga trying to get hoes on his own in the family. Don't support that. I don't know. I don't know who told that nigga get the only fan page. He done shit way too far that motherfucking time. Don't skate. We do not condone that, but everybody. If you want to put it. Keep that nigga upside down. What if he on that hand saw? He didn't get out the seat. He made huck sit in the chair. Come here. Flavor's there. Stop. What flavor? It's one right here. This fruit punch. Oh, that's what I want. Fruit punch. Ain't no more Carino fruit punch. Cold? A cold one? Amen. That's the next thing he going to post. He going to have a chick in there. I'm telling you. Stop, bruh. Say give me my 10%. Give me my 10% wheelchair, man. He going to go crazy. This is it for you. Don't put me in that video wheelchair, man. Let him make it, man. That my boy. You know, I should have been on Vine and sent back then when I was fucking around. Really? Yeah, yeah, I fuck wheelchair, man. He been talking big shit, bruh. Salute the wheelchair, man, and all your success. You know what I'm doing. All your success. Hey, man, when you going to bring the podcast back? Man, we been talking about it, man. I'm going to bring the podcast back. Have me and Jaseky on the podcast. Everybody there. Jaseky, yeah. I hope he ain't in jail. You know, this nigga stay in jail. I am. He out now. He out. Oh, I bet. Siri, which rapper got more money than everybody? He would dare that, Siri. He would dare that. What's Siri's thing? Shit, it took him a minute to understand what the fuck he was saying. Now they be putting that shit everywhere. Somebody made that nigga some cheese cake and they put that shit on the cheese. Who got the best cheesecake to everybody? Shout out to Jaseky. Oh, boy, Jaseky skills. He the vice president of Rich Bro. So what else we talking about? Shit. My old nigga kicking in. I feel you, man. J-I-B. That's what we about to talk about. How is it time to go on head and got down? J-I-B sometime. Old nigga shit kicking in. Hell yeah. Don't let this be the last time you pull up the trap, don't mess with the nigga. Y'all making some money doing nothing. Really, we ain't doing shit? Just chilling and vibing, just being y'all. You can't even say it's more blessed than that. Yeah, and that's the thing, man. We just, you know, before you had to sit up here and do a whole lot and now you could just be yourself and make money. Yeah, we had to convince these people that we were good people at this point that they trust us. Right. That's what I'm saying. And that's what you want me to do. Know what we gonna do and know what we gonna say. They know that we don't play every Friday. Come on. We gonna drop some. We gonna load it up, go 85. We gonna roll it up, y'all ain't gonna play with them. AK stay with him, y'all ain't gonna play with him. Boy, you lay with them, play with them. You said stay with you with the AK. No, I got the filter though. You said the AK. I know, but I ain't want to take the filter though. You said the AK. AK sound better. AK sound better. It's more ferocious. Hey man, did you think when you brought out the basic bitches that was gonna do numbers like it's doing, it's still doing numbers? I mean, it's just something you just put out there for the universe to work. I like to see, I get gratification to see in motherfuckers that you wouldn't think say it said. Right. You know, or see in the world, like the world just uses it as a common word. Right. You know what I'm saying? Kind of probably how you be with fuck you mean. I knew that she was real when getting real. You ain't see it. She was like fuck you mean. I was like, oh! That's what you're saying. I remember when your tag was kill yourself. Yeah, but that comes from doing stand-up. I just transferred it to social media because you know we do callbacks and people know you for your callbacks. I just do that on social media. It's like, boom. But I realized I could mold the ecosystem of the world with being me. So I just put it in words and put it in shit and then when I see people being me, it just makes me real. But now you, but see it's like the when you push it out and the tags that you choose, though it'd be like you'll put some, you'll pick some shit that's right there. Like you can, like the most gangsta nigga can never say, man I got that found me and nigga still not smile or something like that. That's type of shit. Because it represents moments and culture. You know what I'm saying? It's just like my music. When I put music out, I put out stuff that you can, you can sing forever. You know, our stuff that captures a moment. Speaking of that, when you did that shit, what that was, what that comment view when you did that bitch is my girl? Yes, that was shit was kind of like that. Classic. Classic. Yeah, that was my first hit. When you did that. You think of the smile bitch. My first hit was that bitch is my girl friend. When you did that, like how did that like transition? Like when you went crazy. Man, actually that was like my viral. Like how you went viral. That was my viral. Like, cause I hadn't been, I was like how niggas, that's how I can relate to niggas on Instagram cause comedians be hating on, they used to do me like that cause I blew up quick. Cause I hadn't been in comedy but by the year. And in a year after a year or two, I did that. And I was out of here. And so they was all hating and this that whatever. Cause it wasn't so much hate. They just to see a nigga come from the comfort and then pass right by him, you get bigger. You know what I'm saying? So just natural I guess. So the same thing with y'all so when I seen how y'all do it, it just made me understand it more. You know what I'm saying? But it went in blue and I just rode that motherfucking way. Right. Cause that shit was hot. That shit was like a hit song. That shit was crazy. She was this cool kid listen to that shit. Did you hear that? I didn't realize how big it was until I saw how they stood up on comedy on TV. Like that's why you on stage, you really don't really still like you feel it but you don't really see what's how they really feeling it. Right. And then when you see it on camera, you're like, oh shit, they really was like screaming. And that was when I really said, oh shit, this shit is real. Cause like I used to get standing ovations for it every time I did it. Okay. So take it through this process, right? That joke classic you created it came up with it. When you thought about it during the process, how would you like, oh, this shit gonna be a kill on stage. I thought about it from leaving the club and I bought a bitch a drink. And then when I was on the way home, I heard the beat and I was like, bitch, you is my, so I said on the tour that I was on golden walk. I was on garden walk. See, don't nobody know this shit though. I was on garden walk off Riverdale. Right. The apartments there, I was in my bathroom and I wrote that show on a piece of paper. I was writing down the lyrics and then I memorized it and I was getting on stage. At that then it was real hard to rip. Like you had to have a joke or they were gonna boot your ass off stage. Right, right. So I had to really know that shit and I knew it was like the shit gotta hit. When I get, for me, when I hear that first initial, like ooh, oh, I got it. So when I heard that and I was like, oh, this a hit. And I kept doing it. It was one of them jokes I could do at any moment. Like certain jokes you could do at any moment. Right. And that shit gonna just hit. But like that's what a headliner is honestly. When you could do any crowd at any time and that shit working at anything. This is one of them jokes no matter where I did it, how I did it. It worked. So I knew this shit was big and I knew it was classy. And then when I got on Comedy View, no it was Ed Sheeran Entertainment. Comedy All-Star. Comedy All-Star, but even with then I didn't, you know how you hot but you don't really feel it. You know what I'm saying? But then Comedy View, because Comedy View stayed on. Because it kept repeating over and over and over so it was building. The momentum still. It was building y'all. Like the kids were watching the hell out of this shit. They were watching the motherfucking it. I didn't know that I didn't just get in there. He was like, I was, I big brother. You see him at the bar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I was the only one that young people could identify with. Cause back then motherfuckers wore suits. You know what I'm saying? At that moment. Like it went from Def Comic Jam was wearing hip hop shit. And then when the Kings of Comedy came out, everybody started wearing suits. So at that time I was like wearing jerseys and dressing like a nigger. Like a hood nigger. So naturally you just identified just like hip hop. You identified what it was. And I had that whole culture at the time. Right, right. You know? So I went crazy. I just rode the wave and all them niggas my age, got my, well they look a little older than me now, but they shit. They went me now, like I told you later. I mean, like I told you earlier, they gonna grow with you and they gonna stay with you. That shit was epic, but. And the young niggas gonna fuck with you just because you're cold in the mud for them. Right. And you ain't trying to be them. That's what old niggas fuck with, still dressing like them young niggas. They don't make that shit an old niggas sad. I be telling the five mikes that all the time, like niggas you dressed too young for your face, right? Stop. He gonna go green on your face when he see this shit. Like man, you dressed too young for your face. Look at that shit coming back. Come on. All right. All right. He gonna learn this. Hey, let me tell you something. I didn't know that nigga was that cool. You not gonna know he that cool until you really get to know him. Cause he really one of them niggas is not gonna speak. Not gonna say nothing to you. And he's watching you the entire time. No, five is one of them. But around me, he think he a comedian. But he chilling though. When you get to know him, right nigga, a night guy. Remember, he a great guy. He a great guy. He a great guy. He a great guy. But he's crazy too. Yes. Yes, definitely. Don't get it twisted. He definitely, yeah. He's definitely crazy. But he's a great guy. That's why I tell you that, bro. He's a good guy. For me to be your friend, don't nobody know you like this, man. You crazy as fuck. Man, he crazy as fuck. For real. That's my thing. So anything else you want to talk about? Cause shit. He talk about, all right. He like this song. That's why he like it. Like we all like it, but that's his shit. If that makes sense to you. So what's the question? How did that come up? It came up from a joke. Smile bitch was a joke. I used to always say on social media all the time, man. And I just, that's what all my songs, well, a lot of my songs come from my jokes. So I kind of feed it through the social media to get you familiar with it. Then I make a song. I used to make a song about it. What's dancing with that on social media? Yeah, I was dancing with it. It was just like one of my jokes. That's like I said, like basic bitch. All these was tests for this shit. Basic bitch, what that mouth do, shit. Kill yourself. You know what I'm saying? I realized how much I got a hold on the culture. So I'm like, and then I also tested by, by putting other people on, you know what I'm saying? Like I was like with shit. And all other people shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, shit, I bet you I can make this shit blow. It ain't blow. You know what I'm saying? So I was like, well, shit, if I can do that, I can do that with my own shit. So shit with that. Honestly, it was a lot to do with God too. Cause I mean, I'd put out a lot of other songs, but this song, it was, it was big and just a hit. It was just something for the people, for real. He just used me to get that message off. But for the most part, it was that my formula was that. And what I was going through with just, I really live my best life. I always lived my best life even before the song. But that shit an anthem. Yeah, it's an anthem. And watching one of my homeboys die from cancer. You know what I'm saying? That taught me a lot about living your best life. So all that came, made a play for it. Man, it's a piece of Kool-Aid. That was Kool-Aid. Yeah, Kool-Aid was a genuine dude. He's still a good guy. And he was a funny nigga too. He's funny as a funny comedian. He still always hit me to come up there and fuck with me in Detroit. And they used to wait till the fucking code. Man, come fuck with me in next. Like people think living my best life is supposed to be about happy, but it's about times like this now. Like when you ain't got no choice, but to live your best life. That's why I learned through Kool-Aid. You learn, I tell everybody, live life like you know you finna die next year. Like if you know you finna die next year, you'll do what really matters. You'll care about what really matters. And that's how I live, I live. Now I still get money too, but at the same time, I'm enjoying my motherfucking life and I ain't gonna let no shit scare me. We all gonna die. We all gonna die, so fuck. Ball. Ball to your mother, I'm telling you now. But it ain't gonna be the day though. It ain't gonna be the day. I'ma live a long time, cause I'm short. Short niggas live a long time. But I mean, eventually, even that is gonna come to an end. Short niggas do live to like 88. You like, yeah, damn. Be a hundred and six around this bit. I wanna live long just to see how this, I just wanna see how this shit play out. That's why I wanna live long just to see how, like God damn, cause shit changing now. About a year? That shit gonna be crazy. Nigga, 20 years it done changed. Like, did you imagine telling niggas back in the day how the shit is now? Like, they ain't be like, man, get your ass out of here. I go pay my middle school and I'm just in there like, damn. Look at this shit. You like, you be like, I'm talking about 20 years ago, you be like, man, you know, niggas gonna be cool with snitching. That's what they, you be like, get the fuck out of here. You like snitching rappers or snitches and that. You wouldn't be, niggas would punch you in your face 20 years ago to say some shit. And that's gonna be the hottest rapper or one of the hottest. That's how different shit. And that's just an amount of 20 years. All right. Shit crazy. Shit changed. It evolved. So I just can imagine what is gonna be 20 years from now. Cause it's moving fast. Shit, but that's the crazy thing. 20 years, they ain't even a long time. Erkl, my Erkl. But see, the older you get, you can watch from the outside looking in. You ain't gotta be a part of the bullshit. I could just watch. Like that's how I feel now. I'm at the age now where I can watch from the cup of my home niggas do stupid shit. Right. He's like. I done already put in my stupid shit. Yeah, I done put in my stupid hours. Yeah. I'll tell my overtime. Yeah. I ain't watch y'all niggas. I drug, I drug it in the dirt. Fuck that. I like watching. Just plain stupid. Every time you get caught, they just look at you and be like, you getting plain stupid. I hate when people stop young niggas from fucking up. I'm like, no, you fucking am I entertaining? Let them fuck up. Hell nah, them niggas in the way. Stop that shit. Let them, but that's how you learn your lesson through your fuck ups. We fucking up their growth. Let them fuck up. We can never just fuck up too hard. Nah, no, let them fuck up. That's part of the ecosystem. We need them. Fuck all the way up. Fuck up, because somebody gonna learn from his fuck up. You see what I'm saying? But if we stop one fuck up, then you can learn from the fuck up. Yeah, but a lot of people can learn from one ass wolf. Like you seen one of you, like, nah, I ain't finna try that. It isn't you like noob or anything. They don't learn. They don't learn, because they don't learn from one death. Them niggas don't learn, but some niggas do. But think about it, if one niggas die from a gun violent, get what? Another niggas gonna die from gun violence. And then another niggas gonna die from gun violence. That's the most extreme situation. You talking extreme. Nah, but think about an ass woman though. If one niggas die from a bullet, niggas ain't scared of an ass woman. Ass woman build character. Yeah. Bullet can't bring a niggas back. A bullet, a bullet, and if you don't die, you learn a lot from how you bullet shit. Shit. Shit. A lot of people do, they ain't get shot right. Shit. Shit. Shit. You learn a lot of humble niggas around this bitch. They don't even want no smoke. They don't want no smoke. I know niggas, as soon as they can tell a gun in the room, they can feel the lead. Right. Hey, niggas ain't, shit. Niggas, I know niggas, it's some niggas, they ain't been to jail long enough. You can't get a niggas that did 10 years to go across the street, J-Walking. Niggas do two years, they still come out. Niggas do 10 years, they ain't, they ain't fucking off. They ain't gonna get dead. It might not even take the whole 10, it's right there. Right in front. Niggas be like, man, I'm sorry. I'm at the age, see you, you at the age where a lot of your niggas locked up, I'm at the age where them niggas then came out, and they just regular now. Then it came out. Then it came home from the real bit. Yeah. They came home from 20 years. See my niggas, my niggas good, man, we ain't doing all that stupid ass shit. No, I ain't talking about your personal niggas. No, I'm saying, we don't learn, we don't learn from them niggas though. Shit. But that's what I'm saying, you learn from the outskirts so when you see shit. So you learn from room. But you learn from the outskirts. I ain't say go grab a motherfucker, but if they ain't on real shit, I'ma start that shit. No, I'ma get a nigga one chance. I'ma say, hey man, don't, and you know, these niggas like to tell you. But once you see a gun on all that, I'm gone. No, I'm, I'm talking about, I'm straight up to get you one chance. After that, all right, do you. I ain't Superman, fuck that shit. My favorite line for your niggas is real shit. Y'all niggas like, everybody shoot. They just want the old niggas to always say, keep living. You'll see. All right, as you'll see. Who? And I love to say I told you so. I live for that. I'ma, I'ma be in it though. Don't even come around me if I told you first. Cause I'ma make sure you remember. I love to hear a young nigga playing. That shit be so funny. That shit be so funny. For real, yeah. And then, then I'ma get a shit on it. And then I'ma put half of that up. Then put the, 300 up. Then I'ma put half of that up. They got it all figured out. Yeah. But I mean, that's cool that they got some type of plan. Yeah, you better. You better have something. I'ma see, I'ma see. I'ma want to owe him. I want to owe him. That ain't gonna work. No, it ain't gonna work. You see what I'm saying? But you can't tell him that. You can't tell him that. But see, I ain't, I'm the OG that ain't gonna knock. I'ma like, man, try that, y'all. You didn't know what I'm saying? You got to go crazy and get with it. I remember when a nigga had no type of faith in the nigga. Remember, and get with it. Get with it. Get who came out on top. Get your money. You know what I'm saying? I'ma motivate the nigga. The more motivation you give, the less he ain't gonna fuck with you anyway. So he got your way. The more he feel like you don't fuck with him or you're a crab, nigga, you a victim. You might fall victim. There's some game right here. You dig what I'm saying? You got to motivate a young nigga. That's what I mean by trying to grab a knife. When niggas run up on you and they want to pitch to the business idea, don't never say these. These are gonna kill your whole thing. Don't never say all we gotta do. Don't never say what we gotta do. You might have a legit pitch. But if a nigga hear you say, all you gotta do is all we gotta do. Why isn't we already? You done included me too fast. It's a scam. That's the shit I was like. It's a scam already. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You get to run the original idea by me first before I'm included. Maybe the second time you tell the story. All we gotta do. He go like you write, you write, you write, you write. Man, well, we appreciate you fucking with us down here to trap the night. Oh, definitely. Shit, man, Litty, I got to ride my motorcycle back. Y'all bullshit. I mean, we don't have to tell these motherfuckers to follow you on shit, because they already do. Yeah, that's all love, man. Don't come back more often, man. I know I should have been here sooner, but. Hey, bullshit, man. I'm gonna come back and buy a witch. I'm gonna come to Chico here, too. Come on, hey there, man. He coming back. He'll be here soon, man. But yeah, this is. Back like his brains. Yeah, this is the. Been a great first trip to the trap, man. Yeah, man. I got to show you the video, too. OK, bet. I got to show you the video. So look, man. This has been the 85th South Shurchman Carlos Month. You did, DC Young Flezzo, huh? Little Duvall. And we out this bitch, but we in this bitch. Good night. And then you stupid. We're here in a lick. But you ain't never told nobody that story like I had you. Which one? How you came up with that song. I don't think so. We're here. Taking a shit. Here you go. Here you go to one of the cuts, brother. You said taking a shit. What they for right now? We don't wear it behalf of the song I did. That's a common shit. That's a real song.