 We're saying Merry Christmas again Well the war on Christmas is officially over and I say that because Republicans have explicitly declared victory. Now that doesn't necessarily mean that you won't find the occasional snowflake who claims that there still is a war on Christmas For example, you know, you might see a daily wire writer crying about unisex gingerbread cookie sweaters But I mean you can't please everyone and the fact remains that We lost the left waged a wand Christmas supposedly and we lost although according to Donald Trump There is another holiday that we can possibly destroy if we work hard enough to do just that as we gather together for Thanksgiving, you know, some people want to change the name Thanksgiving. They don't want to use the term Thanksgiving and that was true also With Christmas, but now everybody's using Christmas again. Remember I said that And he's right we can in fact say Merry Christmas again We couldn't before but now we can and I know this and knew this because after Donald Trump was elected One of the ads that he ran featured this little girl confirming that we can in fact say Merry Christmas without worrying about going to jail Now if you think that I'm just you know playing around and you don't actually believe that we can say Merry Christmas again I have evidence that we can in fact say Merry Christmas again For example when Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch appeared on Fox News He said those magical words and the Fox News host. She was delighted Joining us now for a rare live interview Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch. Good morning to you. Merry Christmas I love that you say that Case closed There was officially no longer a war on Christmas because it has been One and this is really just heartwarming because this really is what freedom looks like being able to say Merry Christmas in America is what freedom looks like It doesn't matter that a new Trump executive order will curtail the First Amendment by punishing students on college campuses that participate in BDS It doesn't matter that Congress just renewed the Patriot Act and ignores the Fourth Amendment entirely Freedom in America means that we can say Merry Christmas without fear of repercussion and it's all because daddy Trump saw that this was an issue and he decided to fix it Unilaterally so and we know this because he will never stop reminding us that he alone Solved this issue and did you notice that everybody is saying Merry Christmas again? I did actually but thank you so much for reminding me again can never remind me too much But um, he's right the war on Christmas has been won. Thanks to daddy Trump and you know Eric Trump and his wife recently sat down for an interview with America's racist aunt judge Jeanine Pirro and I mean at this point They're just rubbing it in our faces that we could say Merry Christmas again. We get it You won the war on Christmas. We're losers your winners We get it, but I mean this video was just it was just a little bit too overboard because they won and now they're pouring salt in our wounds Yeah, Eric and I were talking about what's going on with impeachment and the FISA and all that But will you guys be able to just forget about all of it and really enjoy the fact that? You really are part of the first family. You are the first family. I mean you you've done wonderful things for this country We now don't have the political correctness that we used to I mean people are actually saying Merry Christmas You can say Merry Christmas. Yes. Isn't that so nice to me? I love it. I love Christmas trees I love Santa over here. I mean, you know, how do you feel that your your father has done all of that error? Incredible it is nice to say Merry Christmas again, and it is a beautiful thing to celebrate all the holidays with Beautiful little kids like this. I mean this is what America is all about and this is what the American dreams all about and you know This is why we have an incredible country because we can sit there with the Santa Claus and with beautiful trees and eat ice cream and open presents and love one another and you know and See little ones grow and it's it's it's the best of this nation and I'm proud of him for Reinvigorating so much of it. Well, there you have it. We can now say that seasonal greeting that lives hate Because apparently we couldn't say that before and if you were saying those two words before you probably should not tell anyone but the point is there was definitely a war being waged on Christmas and We lost so I think that it's time we finally admit that we lost and we acquiesce now I've said the words Merry and Christmas. I haven't really said them together. I've referenced it But I haven't actually said that yet like I've been saying happy holidays now for over a decade and I've never really said that to anyone so I'm gonna basically make you the very first person Post-worn Christmas that I actually say those two words for two so This is gonna be hard and I'm a little bit nervous if I'm being honest But here it goes met Try again Merry Crick Hang on it's been a while. Okay. I haven't said this Merry Christmas Support this podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com forward slash humanist report