 Hey, Ty be with you in a minute. Hello everybody Welcome to church of the chair. We celebrate all the things we do while seated. I'm your host E and today. We're playing some Starfield Just finishing up my setup face cam for y'all How y'all doing if you haven't noticed Name the channel has reverted back to Edward Lorne full rights back to the name so We're going back And I'm back permanently no more contracts no more any of that stuff So hopefully it helps the channel if not, I don't know what else to do at this point. So here we go We are picking up right where we left off last time. I am currently hunkered down behind a box I believe if I remember correctly Getting my ass absolutely handed to me So I'm not sure if I'm gonna continue on where I am or if I'm gonna move on somewhere else But yeah, let's just jump into it. I have one med pack. Let's go ahead and use that Damn sticks are tight on this goddamn thing. That sounded like the predator, bro I was dropping the ball yesterday. This isn't anywhere near as hard as I thought it was Would y'all go would you go out there and fight but this thing loud I hit him Luis it's a it's fun. I Have no can no complaints so far Other than I was getting my whole ass whoop last time run I'm glad you don't feel pain, but this dude got to make both of us feel pain. Oh shish Okay, you just gonna stand there Shit, okay. All right. I have any more of those Did that get him? Hell, yeah. All right, let's go All right, I don't need the navigator pack I'm almost Let's not get any of that stuff Okay, all right much better much better This is much better No So I already cleared that How about you you got the Grendel? Yeah, there we go. There's the other bodies will take I don't want to do that. I Want to take how you been Luis you doing good my friend? Oh Coolant I don't know what it's good for but we don't take it anyways Industrial workbench what can we do here? The industrial workbench allows you to create basic manufactured components Which can be used for building structures for your outposts and crafting mods for your weapons and equipment the raw resources used for Manufactured components can be acquired from planets and moons by starting an outpost and setting up restore resource extractors More advanced manufactured components can be created from fabricators at an outpost Okay Dynetic manifold I don't know what that is We'll find out eventually We're still in the pretty much. I think we're still in like the tutorial phase Crew order regarding rations under no circumstances should members of the construction team be supplementing their meals with rations from the cargo shipments The rations we receive each week keep us alive through the following week in addition The rations in those shipments are tailored to our crews individual dietary needs you all filled out In nutrition form when you accepted this assignment. Do you want to find out what happens when I digest a butcher's best turkey? I don't think so the next crew member caught stealing from the cargo containers Will be sent into the wilderness to find their own food on this rock sergeant Langdon All right, Dan You better tell them boss boat cutter Ain't no way I actually need that right Come on Harold. Let's go Now that you're no longer on fire No Well, it looks like I cleared this area What else could there be here Looks like I got some more stuff to explore over here We Halo jumping Halo jumping. Hey Dustin. How you doing bra? Running while encumbered. So that means I'm encumbered wonderful Let's go over here. Hey, what's up JB? How you doing? Uh inventory Actually, no, where's harold harold? There you are big boy I'm glad I'm glad let's see here Spacesuits go ahead and take I'm good downloading this game as we speak looking forward to playing it. Hell. Yeah We should get together and play I'm not sure how the multiplayer works in this, but we should definitely try. Let's go ahead and get that Packs put that there put that there put that there all that stuff Helmets I'm wearing the best so let's give it a that give it a that Let's get rid of that Let's go back up here and do this and this Apparel Ooh That's pimp All right, so let's get rid of both these no multiplayer mother sticker. Are you kidding me? Like that's what everybody wants Oh, yeah, I forgot to look up how to throw grenades um ammo I'm good. I'm down to 94 Yeah, that sucks. Maybe we can find something else to play JB I know you like fortnite, but I don't I'm not really a big fan of that one Look at y'all down there. What are y'all doing? Hey pimping. I'm coming. Oh, I'm I made it Speedrun strats yo Hey ty, uh-oh I'm getting shot in my dookie meat You you sir. Oh look Take that pimp. You got any ammo because holy shit. Um system I have cod and I also have game pass. I'm down for anything. All right, and I don't know where I know there's one down here somewhere Or is someone up there one of the other There's also a home dude up here Gotcha Clips communicate. All right, then Do I have any ammo for this gun yet? I do All right, let's see what's up in here Metabolic agent why not? All right, there should be one more bad guy somewhere Let's finish checking out this hold area though Oh, oh Ah, those are pills. I don't need any pills Yeah, I got the premium to play early. That is correct, sir Where I don't even see red on my map like where are you shooting me from? I keep getting stuck on the ground man What's that over there? Well, there's so much to explore on this planet nine even like Ah, there you go. He's somewhere over here where Okay, dude you even gonna like instigating side star Have no idea what that is, but we go and check it out new items We got a new weapon guys instigating side star 13 it is It's better than it's better than what I got more rounds in the mag 13 up to fire rate sucks um Let's try it Okay, I gotta put I gotta replace that as my favorite. I don't remember how to play these games, dude Nope Yeah, all right, so I got a favorite this I'm going there Uh, is this place clear now because holy shit Oh Grunt issue zero six ballistic weapons permanently do five percent more critical damage. That's what I'm talking about Can I can I do get a Can I please Standard barrel Long barrel how much? Oh, I can do this Accuracy goes up Quite a bit actually everything goes up Why can't I get it? It says Oh Is what I have on the right? It says I need nine. Is it nine sealant four nickel and 37 iron? Is that what that's saying? track Yeah, okay cool. Yeah I like that. All right. I gotta run to the restroom. Sorry. I know we just started but give me a second Let's get this bag All right, sorry about that Surprise party break All right, so we got a boom boom. I gotta remember that these explode too And uh, let me get Hang on. I'm reading the text Once equipped returning game and aim your crosshair where you want to throw your explosive. Yes Arc system. I get that but what is the button? See because I have I have the grenade I don't want to waste the grenade because uh All right, so I guess we go into controls Back Bindings here we go Oh throw grenade is rb. Okay I could have swore. I tried that yesterday, but Whatever, right? It is whatever Reactive gauge. I don't know why I didn't pick that up last time probably because I was over encumbered But yeah, all right. I think we cleared out this area. I don't see anywhere else where we can go I didn't check in here. I don't think there is anything worth a day. Oh, that's pretty cool If you hold down the jump button, it feels like you jump even higher I'll take more vacuum tape In any of these games where you can craft Oh, yeah, you definitely jump higher if you hold Triangle. All right, we heading back to the crib. I guess we're gonna fly off to jemisin And we're gonna we're gonna take off Super halo jump halo jumping halo jumping today halo jumping halo jumping for real Me and uh chris used to sing that when we played halo together Or just no it was me and me and dan, right? Maybe I don't remember Which kid was it shelf? I believe it was dan because we used to actually play those games together Yeah, yeah, I thought so It's a hundred percent. Oh cool. So when you're in scan and you have something highlighted Hell, yeah You just got your sims on. Hell, yeah Time to parallel play. Let's go Sims and starfield on the docket Oh, I got something else to scan. Hold up We need Six of eight So I need to scan more stuff, but I've only found like Oh, see I'm getting stuck in random places where there's no rocks You y'all watch the ground see if I get stuck on like nothing What is that? Is that water? Can I not melt the water? Like what's water used for? Show resources Okay, whatever There's got to be other resources on this planet because it's telling me that Okay, that one. I can't even scan Let's get them resources bro. All right. We are now jumping to jemisin Which is odd to say because there's a jemisin here in alabama So it's like bro Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. Why is this so bad? Oh, that's a corpse. Never mind. That's the corpse I left last time All right, let's get out of see stuck on nothing. What do I get stuck on? I come running up through here And now I don't get stuck on anything Harold move See I didn't get stuck on anything there. I am really looking forward to the day one patch Let's grab jump to jemisin Nuclear fuel rod ship parts. Bruh. That's what I'm talking about Let's see here So you can only fly your ship in space I'm excited to I'm excited to get to like a new ship And a new uh, what you call it Customization and all that stuff. It's this game. It's supposed to be hella customizable But I haven't seen any of that yet I need to get out of here before Use hand scanner to place an outpost beacon. I'll do that next man Grab jump jump to jemisin Show me on map because Alpha sent you I already got to leave this system Nah Nah Let's see here So how do I this is the problem with the map everybody's talking about how do I get from No, I don't want that how do I get a wider view like oh wow Well, that's interesting There we go. I just have to get back once um star station star station Hostile activity don't want to fuck with that yet Sensor contact Nitra Yeah, let's go over here Can I not I'm back all the way out I guess let's go to I I got a feeling I'm not supposed to go to I don't know. I'll just follow the story. It's whatever All right jump I'm pretty sure I need more I don't need more resources I don't know. Let's see. Are you homies? Okay, is that new Atlantis? Uninteligible chatter. All right So this There we go Okay, I'm get I'm I'm getting it. I'm getting the hang of this. Also. I'm level three now. I gotta level up get this place What the fuck My memories uncanny. All right Hey, how's it going common? Never mind You don't look anything like common My ship needs some repairs. I'd like to view and modify my ships. Let me see what ships you have for sale Yeah, I'm sure you can find something you like. Yeah I hope so uh All right, so Ships of course are hella expensive Calling this man. Can you look like common from a distance? But once it zoomed in it was like never mind that that man ain't common Uh Yeah, so it's going to be of course expensive, but Now I have a Bro, I like you Is giving hardcore star wars vibe Uh I'm gonna call this one the ss butt plug Oh That looks like a lego build, bro That that looks fun. That looks fun shield breaker. I like I like the name of that one All right rambler looking like uh someone's uh adult toy Hey galeo There's the butt plug again. All right, so I think we want to set I like the look I don't care about anything really other than the look And it's got hella engine Good grab good shield. It's an upgrade all around, but I need 72 k for it. So Not today my friend Kiosk next to my roof, it's just off to decide here in brand I bet Okay Okay Is this the kiosk that's ship services. I don't want a ship service. Hey, give me my stuff back Yeah, I need to sell some shit Um, let's go ahead and get I'm pretty sure I'm over-encumbered, but that's fine Because I'm about to sell trade authority All right sell there we go All right, so weapons we need to get rid of the grendel How do I sell? It says buy Yeah, yeah, I know I know Maelstrom Modified grendel is that business though? So we're going to I think we're gonna stick with the modified grendel I got what two of these I got two of these two Yeah, I got two of these so one rescue axe This solstice Oh, no, it's just worth more never mind That's not damage. That's value Uh, I don't think I'm gonna be using this We got two maelstroms, so we're gonna sell one of them. We got two cutters Sell one of them All right ammo don't need to sell any ammo spacesuits. All right um sell this Yeah, definitely. Yeah, I don't I don't see I don't see me using any of these Packs Helmets make sure I don't have a better helmet Yeah damage reduction is the best. That's right. I have everything. I'm pretty sure actually let me check my apparel This is good, but it's only Yeah, I prefer this one. All right Wait, no, I don't want to buy I don't want to buy lb. There we go All right helmets sell sell Apparel sell sell Resources aren't heavy at all, so I'm good on that No, I'm good. Oh Oh, yeah, hang on. Let me see what I can buy Oh, it's got all the stuff I just sold him. Okay never mind It doesn't have any anywhere to buy And go if I need more crew for my ship All right, I guess we're just in this city. This is crazy, man I mean we got unique character models for damn near everybody We got an entire city It was a Hey, no, let me highlight you. Hey, how's it going? Oh, okay, my bad. I was I wasn't trying to be what the fuck was that look What is that look? You look uncomfortable. Tell I should probably leave you alone then, huh? I have no self-awareness None whatsoever. She was looking terrified Hey, what's up? I I don't even know what it was Harold. Do you mind your business? What's up, butter? All right. What we got over here? What we got over here? What we got new Atlantis information. Let's get some info Hey, Zeely. How you doing? Welcome to new Atlantis Hello, welcome to the city of new Atlantis capital of the united colony And for many the settled systems as a whole You stand now in the most technologically advanced city the human race has ever conceived and constructed New Atlantis was founded in the year 2156 The same year we arrived in the Alpha Centauri system If you're a resident, then you're already No, you're fantastic home And if you're a visitor, you are an honored Of the united colonies and will be treated as such Our courts lost and I'll security personnel can be All over the city And it's their job to Ensure your time in new Atlantis is joyful, lawful, and productive. Sorry for the technical difficulties We are the children of earth the united colonies has an Year The Year The Year The Year The year 2159 on the planet earth as a means of unifying the human race as we'll spread through most the stars Our goal was the peaceful exploration and colonization of space Working in harmony with anyone who wished to sail forth across the blackest sea to new horizons in 2161 we issued the centauri's proclamation which rich rich rich rich In 2161 we issued the centauri's proclamation which formalized the colonization of distant worlds For anyone who wished to do so Unfortunately, not everyone served in our dream Dream when wars erupted across the subtle systems Protecting humans and their right to fairly colonize and then when our beloved home world was rendered in And then when our beloved home world was rendered in habit had In the year 2203 the united colonies knew it had a We were to the keepers of earth its artifacts its ideals Its cultures its very people so while you stand now on the planet jemisin in the new city of atlantis in the office in And you know this So while you stand on the planet jemisin in the city of new atlantis and the alpha centauri star system Know that for all intents and purposes you are still very much on earth and earth takes care of its own Here in new atlantis a citizen or visitor can find just about any service They may need from freshly brewed coffee to complete body reconstruction We have it all the following is a list of Corporations and businesses that have found under home in the inner atlantis a district location is indicated in parentheses To our brew coffee spaceport commercial jemisin american tile spaceport. That's a viewport towering spaceport Centauri and arsenal residential called residential Enhance commercial chunks residential cj's residential EIT clotheer residential EIT clotheer residential outland commercial jakes the well apex electronics. Well Here in new atlantis you'll find a wide variety of builders that provide various functions and sources That include dolbbin commercial ss and nn's commercial that trade to authority the well tank some of the university church master Surplus the well. All right. That was interesting. How you doing playing? Harold i'm talking to The mast district. Well, I was talking to dude over here, man Hey there. How you doing? I am Like I don't I wouldn't know the difference between uc sec and I mean, is that a football team? like You see collusion. So it may not not Not that word but seclusion Okay What's up dereck? They like to keep them clean. I heard that I like to keep it clean too What the fuck? Look, I don't know what I'm doing cousin And I ain't got no health like where can I yo? Where can I buy some medical? Oh, you trying to say I need a job. I ain't broke. I just need some help. Okay fine What is going on why is everybody's eyes so wide like they just surprised to say hey, what's going on? No, okay, my bad What am I doing here? Go to the lodge mass district How you doing dereck? Hope you're doing good, man Thank you shell I'm hoping to get uh going on like the story mission right now. I'm feeling awfully like I'm feeling very no man's sky I mean, I like the combat but so far it's just like resource collecting and all that stuff Ain't nothing wrong with that. It's just I want more Boy, that is a beautiful tree Looks like one of those uh, what is it boa boa trees in Africa? I believe that's what they're called if I pronounced it wrong my apology And look at surprise they have the fuck is wrong with your eyes Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? Hey good Yeah, you How's it going? How's it going? Yeah Bye. I like my goals on the thick side Ty over here living up to their name as always Oh, I didn't I didn't miss something I went the wrong way. Hey Okay Harold Your damn footsteps loud as hell. Oh, what's up? Hey What's going on man speak I I did speak Um, I'm looking for mast I I just Are you deaf? I mean no shame if you are but you're telling me to speak Okay, fine Are you peeing? Oh, never mind. What's up? You look like a girl. I went to high school with Oh that look. I'm sorry. I didn't mean I wasn't trying to offend you. Bye We do there is so much to look at here I don't oh, okay. You're just gonna walk through a motherfucker. What? Damn Harold Harold be tripping we may be in a united colonies city But constellation is an entirely neutral entity and always has been okay fair Fair fair fair Is this a is it look at this look at this We got recycle trash And paper. What the? Harold Harold got jumps y'all see Harold. They'll do that again No, I said do it again man. Whatever. Hey, what's that playing? Okay, so I got to go to a buck. Yeah So if I hold down the button, I set it as active Look, I'm walking around in your grass that don't look like grass Wait for us inside Harold your disembodied voice is creepy as hell where the hell. Oh, there you are Hey, you realize we're walking on trees like look this ain't no grass. This is leaves, bro them branches They got lily pads. Why they got lily pads up here Harold look look Look at that ain't that something? Harold look they got hey, let's see if it'll hold me cuz It looks like it. I ain't got no legs Harold Look Harold you look at this look at this the lily pads fake Harold. Look at this look at this mess The lily pad is fake I'm what I'm I'm standing right in it Harold. Look at this. Look that's ridiculous. You ever play uh tears of the kingdom You could stand on them lily pads for a hot minute. I don't know what happened to video games, man They just don't take the care out They don't take time to put care into their work That's ridiculous Oh I get to use my watch finally Yeah That's what i'm talking about Did you hear that noise? It's the same door noise as uh skyrim Oh, okay, Harold Harold shut Okay, that's all great Hang on they can hear us. Come on. Let's go upstairs Requires key. God damn it Harold. Why didn't you tell me this door was locked? That was wrong with you Hey, what up tia leone? You're not tia leone. Sorry all you white people look the same We do Sarah I don't even know you Hey, I mean Who are you? Why are you just talking to me any kind of way? Oh you the head head I do love me and a certain woman but like get down to business listen Listen, I found this shit in a tunnel in a cave I was mining and minding my own business. You get me? I was mining and minding Mining and minding. You know how it goes. So we were cold-ass chilling in this mine And all of a sudden they were like yo grab that thing So lin told me yo grab that thing. So what what I did was is I went over To the thing and I touched the thing all of a sudden I got sucked through the booty cracker space And it was a bunch of colors and everything. I don't know what the hell happened But it it don't really matter. Um because I got your shit. So here's your shit I mean, I ain't trying to shame you He's alive I got his robot. Tell him that His name is actually Harold. He prefers Harold Excuse me discount. You looking like discount Willem Dafoe what the hell's wrong with you? Don't be talking to me any kind of way Who's it? Hearing Uh, I already told you I'm not talking about this that thing almost killed me Yeah, I told you hey, who's that behind? Oh Who's who's who's old girl behind you? Hang on you get the fuck out my way. Hi. How are you doing? Noel no, well No, well, look at this We got odb is king in this motherfucker. Look at this That ain't odb Bro, he looks majestic as fuck Is that the queen? Oh, I thought that was queen elizabeth Isn't she dead? Oh, she talking Uh-huh I don't want to because last time I touched this thing it it kind of like remember booty cracker space Suck me all the way through there because um, what's up with this dude over here? He looks like one of them uh cult members. Are y'all a cult? I mean, I'm just saying If you could answer my question Well, so am I Do you did you do not remember what I said happened the last time listen listen? I got to go into third person for this listen Look at my eyes. I ain't about your bullshit I ain't gonna sit here and listen to you speak to me any kind of way What we gonna do is you're gonna tell me what this artifact is Before what I turned around. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that sometimes. I just be turning around Okay, I'm done talking to you. What's up discount willem de faux Okay, you too. What about you noel? Hey, you ain't gonna look at Oh, hang on hang on. Hang on. I got this. I got this. Do I do you keep looking at you won't look at me? Okay, fine. I'm gonna listen to you play sour defect What's it? You thought they were only two bro. No, no, I know what happens y'all think it gets sucked into alpha centuri You ever seen her vent horizon? No, what are y'all doing? You about to die in space You better set your ass down That ain't intelligence 2000 Nothing you ain't gonna do nothing about me. Give me way from that damn thing. Look at it It's shooting rainbows and shit everywhere. You got a light show going on the middle of it What is this a kiss concert? Look at this I often touch that thing and get sucked in in booty whole space Listen savera, I know that's how you pronounce your name back home savera. Yeah Uh This is a little much. I need some time to clear my head Let's see if I'm playing in character. Which one would my guy say you want me in constellation? What does that mean? What's expected? Yeah, what the fuck? What is it you want me doing? You can't you can't settle the stars they're stars You'll be expected to use your own judgment my own judgment my own judgment is y'all suss as hell How much do you know about the artifacts? What are they? I thought you said we settled space. How is some of it uncharted? That's what I was trying to say Solving what puzzle this All this galactic ass up here Your eyes is creepy as hell. You part alien, ain't you? You got some of that alien DNA I know how you built your character at the beginning of the game because I went through the same process Uh, this is all a little much. I'm feeling overwhelmed Like I need a moment to like suck it all in not not so don't get your mind out together just kind of absorb What's going on so I need some time to clear my head Fair enough, okay, but you need a place to stay in the city. Sure do. I got my ship I yeah, I'll post up in your crib Earn something for bringing the artifacts to us. Yeah, it's about 72,000 dollars Why don't we set you up with a backpack? Good, I get a I get a booster pack Just mind your head Hell yeah, I got me a booster pack and 8 000 credits That ain't enough to Why did this pop up on my Okay, my computer I guess because it's linked my computer popped up with a Um the achievement also Oh now you want to look at a motherfucker Well, hey, what you backing away girl? I ain't that damn creepy Oh, you don't like big boys Um, well answer my question now hang on come on. Hey That was intense, wasn't it? It was I'm glad we finally got a minute to talk It very overwhelming like I am overwhelmed Yeah It's nice to meet you too. How you doing? Thank you. Hi. You're welcome. Uh Sarah says I'm about letting me sleep here Planning on sticking around then? Yeah Are you free for okay? And along the way I can give you the very yeah like a like a date, right? Right. Yeah Yeah I'm quite proud of the collection too. I mean We are talking Cody's Shut the fuck I finally get a chance to talk to this girl and your bucketheaded ass come over here Boy You better be glad I can't draw my pistol. No l no l hang on. Hang on. No. No. He don't speak for me. Hang on. Hang on Hang on. Where you going? Wait, where you going? Cody? Cody? I swear for god Cody Cody Uh-huh Bitch, that's what you get next time. You're gonna die Yeah, with that bullet directly in your cranium. I'm out of here, man. I ain't playing with you Oh, cody bitch. No. Well, yo, let me howl at you for a second. Go And look we got buzz aldrin. We got uh But more buzz aldrin Hey, this is this nice place This is a this is good as hell Hey, can I open it? That's locked Which one is my that's probably my door right there. Hey door We got oh, I can just go into anybody crib. Hey, no l hold up Hey, listen bar. Yeah Yeah, can I buy you a drink and I buy you a drink? We were almost at max occupancy already. Okay, there's still one room up for grabs one room Is it is it your room? I'm right ain't I no All right, I ain't trying to be creepy. It's just like, you know in space My gun I didn't mean I don't mean to have my gun out but hey Hey for real talk. Look at these circles. You ever seen circles like this is like one of the mandolos It's like look like a space booty hole. Hey, where are you going? Hey, do you see the booty holes on the wall? I ain't trying to shoot you. I really ain't but my gun is stuck Okay, I don't want to Yeah, but I'm sure sarah has something planned for each of us You want to make plans? I'm just saying Where you going though, I thought we were gonna hang out um Yo, the vision I saw that's that's crazy, right? That's wild as hell so like What do you think it was? Right, you know like you have any speculations If we're approaching this rationally I suppose we'd call them visual and auditory hallucinations What you perceived as lights and music could be overloaded neural input for real Brain's attempt to make sense of something right something energy surge some of the phenomenon phenomenon Phenomenon you ever watch the Muppets phenomenon? No, okay. All right. Look, I know I'm a little weird I didn't I didn't mean to but but there's a reasonable explanation for all this, right? There might be a reasonable explanation. All right. I wasn't there. Oh, you could have been just saying I'm just not in a position to say for sure. All right. That's okay Now that this has happened to both you and baron. Yeah, we share something to maybe expect it in the future Yeah, be a little more prepared. Uh, I'm prepared right now. It's together now, right? I wrap it for a slap. I mean, no, I didn't say that No, see what had happened was is I got confused Like you looking at me all different. Look at you. Yeah, exactly. I'm I'm kind of cute, right? Them big boys be doing something for this big boy season. Yeah It's cup and seeds and no, all right So, uh, how long how long you've been working here? What what brings you around this motherfucker? Well, constellation has been around forever more than 50 years now. I was talking about you became aware of the artifacts recently Okay, bearer discovered the first one about two years ago right under our nose. Really two years That's crazy Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I was wondering about other types of exploration work besides the artifacts like, you know I could be uh, I can explore your bedroom. You know what I'm saying, of course Yeah, planets out there that no one has ever set foot on Oh, really about them is valuable. Nobody ever set foot there where we post anything specific We're looking for a type of alien flora or fauna or a planet with a specific I like specific qualities though. Yeah prime prime real estate. Am I right? Am I right? Yeah, so listen How about we do some exploration by ourselves just me and you Why is your face dropping like you were smiling and then you stopped so I read body language, you know, I'm an empath I'm an empath like, you know, I feel other people's emotion and what I'm feeling here is that you got some emotions for me so You ain't gonna say nothing else. Are you? Yeah, I should go isn't it Yeah, let me let me let me let me head on. I'm gonna stay safe My phone number is three nine three nine four twenty sixty nine Eight six four. Why are you leaving? I wasn't done. Give me my phone number. We in the future phone numbers long as hell Damn, all right fine Oh, this place nice Look at this. I got me a a whole last exotic bottle But I think worth six. I'm gonna steal my own shit. I think worth money Moby dick. Hey, no L. I found my friend Nevermind Call me ishmael Some years ago Never mind how long precisely Having little and no money in my purse And nothing particular to interest me on the shore I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world And so continues Melville's classic tale of revenge and obsession For a total of 341 pages This book is long af And I'm having too much fun All right, yo, we got a log I feel like she smells good and has an extensive neosol collection on vile Vinyl hella er. Yep. Hella erica badu and max well and shit. She got some common She got she got all them kinds of stuff though She definitely got quest Questlove got the roots. She got all that stuff Bro, we got a nice watch case. Oh, I done stole the watch case. I didn't that's a succulent boy. No, well succulent ain't that right girl Hey, she gone gone. Anyways, this is me and you plenty This is me and you Uh, we got a vase We got some draws. No, that's more like sheets. Oh, we got special sheets. Hey no, well Hey, no, well Hey, hey girl, we got silk sheets in this motherfucker. Where'd you go? Ah, there you go. I'm coming Hey, so we were saying ever since I got here. This is felt like home. I know right these people are family I feel that way too Well, you know, it'd be awkward if I called you family because I mean, how am I gonna say this without coming off as weird and creepy but You fine fine. Like you a whole dime piece, you know So what I was thinking was is we can head back to the crib You know, well, I mean it ain't the whole crib is mine But I got this room that you showed to me. You look you look bored. You look bored. All right. Yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna go now then see you later. Uh, yeah, bye And she don't ain't bullshit She's stringing me along. This ain't my room. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to which one's mine Ain't nothing bro. I'm lost. Yo, I love that's a toilet Ooh, it's a nice toilet. Look at this got a whole Level right here. Anyway. Oh, that's pretty too. That's like the pillars of creation, bro Hey, Jude, how you doing, man? That is not my room. Where is my room? Oh, I I forgot I turned the corner. So let's let's do this and close that door try to get me like Try to get me like an hour nap There's like two hours five minutes. So one local hour. All right, I'm just gonna take it I'm gonna take a quick rest take a quick slap And then we oh I need to close my door behind me Okay, so where are we going next? Yeah, you you know, you know, Noel has a has incense burning and You are satisfied with the quarters of no, I am not satisfied because Cody done cockblock me Harold You believe this shit? I just I can't with him now that you are a member of constellation I am at your service. No additional protocols necessary Also, even the likelihood that you will be out in unsettled space I thought they settled space to go over exploration outpost development In case you ever need to build a base or field research You see how the dude in the picture back there is looking that's how I'm looking at you right now I was talking about Cody Getting in the way of me hollering at Noel and you are just your brain stuck on just one thing One thing don't adjust your eye at me. I know what that means. You're rolling your eye at me Harold Oh I you know Harold I've been meaning to ask you dog. You've been doing so good up until now. Your aim is shit. Don't get me wrong. Your aim is terrible But would you I could use you on my crew captain? I will proceed to my assigned post That's right dog appreciate you All right, manage your crew review and change their assignments between your ships and outposts Different crew have different skills Which enhance your ship or outpost All right, uh No, I need to stay alone because I'm an introvert. Sorry Harold Uh, maybe maybe later. I took all my stuff from you, right? Do yeah, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I believe this is a process known as small talk It is not my specialty, but I will do my best You know, I knew your grandfather Now actually it was like, yo great great great great great great grandfather Uh, his name was chat gpt Like me and him hung out sometimes, but I just felt like, you know, he was he was dishonest like he was always stealing shit So I knew him. No That makes us kind of family by association I'm still puzzled that old dude back there behind there in the picture. He's like the fuck You think they said that back in the back way back in the way back when they used to dress like that They put on the white wigs Play act george washington. You think they ever been like Yo, this cocaine fight. No Pausing to idle in this location is not conducive to completing our current objective Yeah, we're already got an attitude Harold definitely got an attitude. Oh, yeah. Noel definitely uses organic shea butter and vanilla essential oils They it's a hundred percent. I'm gonna come over here and blast cody one more Now you want to talk to me suddenly I'm we're talking to I see how it is. All right, man Hey, what's up you flat booty heifer? Are you ready to get to work? Yeah, you need to work on that gluteus maximus she does Uh What do you know about this shit I found that sucked me through the booty crack of space Not much, but you've seen them for yourself. Well. Yeah, I carried one all the way over here. I'm just saying Yeah, I would say so just what that is it's better than lsd It's what we do. It is what you do. I'm glad. Um, so I still need some time to get settled. No, I don't I'm just jorging. I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go Let's go. I'm going to be doing some old-fashioned detective work. Really the artifacts have relatively inert once they're out of bed That means people can pass them around and not even knowing what they are. Bitch. Do I look like Batman to you? Get back a lot of noise usually but a tip from the uc vanguard sounds promising You know what running around, uh, never really pays off quite the way you expect. You've done this before Yeah a lot We watch each other's backs. We'll be fine But it's not just that Harold over there to take this opportunity to see how you handle yourself And for you to learn more about us I'm going to be sticking with you for this We'll be traveling together. No Find an artifact or this lead runs dry. Why can't I go with fucking noel? Why I got to go with your pasty pale ass ain't no one trying to follow you around ain't got nothing to follow. Look at that Hips like a straight ruler. What is going on? What do I get out of this anyways constellation have a salary? You mean besides the ship the robot and a place to stay all rent free. We do have some funds We can disperse from time to time Not to mention I think we can get you a proper suit We're explorers. What's wrong with my suit? We keep a lot of equipment on hand for that purpose So the more you work with us the more we can share what we have What Listen first you're gonna diss my clothing Well, that's that's actually all you did But you're gonna diss my clothes. Actually, there's some things There's some things I want to do on my own first Maybe I don't know When you add people to your crew you get their skills added to your own while in the ship Well, that's cool. Well, what skill does Harold have other than rolling his eye? Do I get like his his backpack? Got it. You and me until we get that artifact booty-looking malnourished famished even booty and search for sustenance Yeah, you need a Popeyes biscuit in a two piece. Look at you just tiny Just and and an attitude too I don't know. Maybe maybe there's something going on with you after all. I don't I I can't no no by no way else my hey, hey, I wasn't really trying to holler at her. Wait, where are you going? Where you go? How you gonna moonwalk up the fucking stairs? Hey, I didn't I didn't do no See what you did you pasted? No, don't look no, uh, don't look me up and down like that. I was interested in her And she young comeback She only walked away. Harold stopped looking over here what You can help me with no, well put in a good word for motherfucker. What the hell's wrong with you? Damn it Anyways, what what about these? Oh, hang on. Y'all got magazines in this? Constellation guide permanently reduces fall damage. Wait, I can I can what's the grim reaper over here. Look at this No, no, well the grim reaper is coming for you. Oh It's shadows in it ain't it. Yeah, it's shadows my bad. Yeah, I'm sorry. It was just shadows I was worried about you. You've always considered ourselves explorers But this really isn't okay. Y'all which one is it? Have we settled space? Or is it uncharted territory? Y'all are giving me mixed messages, especially you Especially you look at this. This is pretty as hell though. Yeah, that's pretty It's getting kind of romantical in here, isn't it? Oh girl, you got a pimple. Can I get that pimple off your forehead? What the hell Excepts you'll be fine, but still Okay, why you keep backing away from me? I ain't even touch you. Uh, I ain't finna catch no sexual harassment case Harassment for me to touch and ain't I right now? Oh, no, okay. I must stop being creepy and go pick up this magazine All right, here we go. All right, Harold. You ready to dip? Hello again. Hello Well Harold I was standing right there by the one with no ass She got that disease No ass at all. You know how it is. All right, so what are we doing? Ready to head out there? Yeah, I guess so or did you still need time? No, I'm good. I'm good We can go ahead got it. You mean till we get to check in with the vanguard recruiting office where my contact works And listen, whatever you were before or whatever you do once you're out there I don't care so long as you don't bring UC security to our doorstep. Well, every member of constellation is their own conscience understood Not really it kind of sound reckless a f you know an organization should have Rules I can't believe I'm saying this Like I don't like rules either. What the hell is that thing out there? Look like an alien nut sack. Anyways, um sounds reckless an organization should have rules I'm still puzzled by this alien scrotum. You got outside your door Like I don't get it. Those are the rules Advance humanity's knowledge to the best of your ability. All right, and what about that? I'm not here to judge you Now what about that zeno sack get over to mast? All right No, well, I'll be back, honey. All right, don't don't go nowhere. I'll be back and don't listen to kody He don't know me for real for real. He don't know me like that captain. I have been Idling okay, and I have been idle here for a long time. I know I'm sorry May I take some things? No, but you can I can have this. Yeah All right Return soon. I will I will probably not though. I mean honestly There's a whole there's a whole solar system out here. Harold. We'll talk later, bro We'll talk later We got to take a break here soon. I'm gonna try and go for an hour and a half Auto saving that's what I like to see. Where where are we going? Oh, this looks like bro. This looks like magic mountain. Look at that I hope there's a whoa. There's a bro. You just see all different kinds of stuff. Is that a moth? You just see all different kinds of wild shit out here in the in the in the universe Look at that. I hope that actually has some purpose But sarah morgan, okay. Hey sarah um I didn't realize you were following me. We need to go back and get harold. Don't we? Oh, you run like a motherfucker. Don't you let me go back and get harold We're probably gonna need her. No, I'm supposed to be alone Haha, I make you run all you need to run build up that build up them glutes. I'm all I'm stuck on a pole sarah All right, here we go Ooh, this purdy. Look at that. We got a whole ocean Oh, sorry. I was running out of breath My co2 gets too high bro. I don't think we're supposed to be up here. So we Oh Is she gonna jump too? So, oh, that's cool. That looks like a not cybertron cyberpunk Where am I? Hey, can I just run up walls and ish? poopy crap Hey, what a dog What don't talk to me any kind of way. Hey, what's going on? Um Yo, john Yeah, I was talking. Yeah Do you ever think of joining up with a vanguard? You ever think of cosplaying as wolverine dogs credits even get your uc citizenship I don't care about no citizenship. You look dead ass like wolverine Like you got you even got the shade parts down and you even got a claw mark across your eyeball Uh, maybe later. We have a constellation business to discuss first. All right. All right Can't blame me for trying right actually I can I still haven't given up on getting serratory enlist. Well, it's a game Oh He asks I say Here's what I got for you too. All right and guard volunteer with the name of moera Health patrol the old neighborhood soul mars neptune. You a healer, ain't it the soul system Which hadn't ruled that he upset to get that he's got like crosses on his shit born and raised Not like I can get any he's martian Word is he's got some fancy metal ornament. He's been showing off to the old grounders really matches that description sarah gave me All right, um Who is this moira? Like the only moira. I know it's from hook. You remember hook with robin williams. Yeah, I know you do Yeah, it's got dustin hoffman as hook and uh What's his name as a schmie? Uh bob huskens. It's so good, man. You got to see it if you ain't seen it, but that's the only moira. I know He do Wait, he did I just miss gender moira? Wait, what's wrong with the soul system? You kidding lowest posting request rate in the whole fleet boasting only thing there the uc cares about is mars We talking about post Malone go to mars. They want to get off mars. They want to get off mars Or do they want to get off on mars? Hey, you know what i'm saying? All right, uh, we'll talk to him I'm sure we can make him a good offer for it Soul system is a lot of planets. Yeah, I know a bit like moira. We'll be checking in asidonia on the regular There's like dozens of planets Hey, we're off to sidonia then I'm serious about that recruitment offer by the way. You just come talk to me when you're ready You're right moira was uh steve irkle's fine-ass girlfriend and family matters Or stefan, right? It wasn't or was it yeah She was like the nerdy one, but she was fine as hell. She looked like stacey dash kind of I could be wrong I could be just having like Trying to put stacey dash and everything I know it wasn't stacey dash. Don't start with that shit. Which y'all looking the same don't start don't start with me Derek He tried to get me in the discord I was like, I know the difference between rachel and stacey soul system doesn't get a lot of traffic Time to go Yeah, you know what i'm where the hell am I go it's down below us go we got to go Oh, it looks pretty as fuck out. What is it the Olympics going on? I'm built this whole place out of trees Where's the How do I get back down there? I want to get on tram system Uh, it doesn't look like hey stop running. She's gonna be running right past me. Is this it? Yes We I am some kind of an acrobat run sara run Whoa lakise stanfield just popped in Oh never mind. You ain't lakise never mind. You look like what's his name? Um What's dude's name? I can't todrick todrick hall. That's who you look like Todrick hauling his motherfucker finished our dance Spaceport, where are we going? Yo, where I know I know major thing Sedonia well hang on Ask about mora and sedonia. What the hell sedonia? What talked to bartender viewpoint? So this is where we are. I need to talk to Wait a second. Yeah Oh my god Back all the way out All right, we it's dark We need to go talk to someone I hate the fact that I have I got to worry about oxygen Oxygen's like your stamina speak to commander Tuala about joining vanguard. All right, let's go ahead and join the vanguard. I guess Well, I'm already a member of constellation. I don't know how these factions are going to interact with each other But vanguard seems pretty power powerful I got a named My name is booty games. You can call me mr. Gaines Okay, nice elevator y'all guy here Nice elevator. All right. Okay Oh, what wrong wrong direction Hey application applicant name booty games current bounty zero To register for your examination, please select enlistment agreement note any outstanding You see bounty must be paid before proceeding. Oh see all the law enforces I booty games I booty games Do so agree You may proceed to the examination chamber through the orientation hall Welcome booty games. You can call me mr. Gaines Uh, please proceed through the orientation hall to the examination chamber All right, bro. Y'all got a whole ass fucking museum in this piece So what did elan must do? I don't see jeff bezos's uh penis ship Oh, he was dead, wasn't he? Yeah, because we're going we're like cockroaches. We're going to infest the entire world United's colonies sound kind of suspect kind of sounds like space clan, you know We had two We had two white men just arguing back and forth for the long way. Why are you turning back on me? We had two white dudes just arguing back and forth back on the earth for like the longest time This bezos dude and this musk dude both of them was absolute ass hats Like but uh, but I don't see narrow one of their shit That's because they were dead like it was like a hundred years after they died that we finally got off that right Where are you going? Hey there go earth Are you protecting earth like is that your job? I appreciate it appreciate it playboy Uh-oh, uh-oh looks like more propaganda Yep, so we turned space into america you got family farming and police state The right Like we needed rights to like go into Okay So we got white folks. We got africans. We got asians And then everybody came together like we Bro, did we beat racism? Wow cut out the lights Was it worth it to end racism bitch? Yeah, honky motherfucker. Oh, look at this. We got the doom slayer We got uh desk. No this destiny. We got destiny. We got the doom slayer. We got this Hayes reject Then we got nope. Here's another destiny motherfucker. No, that's fortnight. Look at them colors. That's fortnight Uh, this one. I don't know who that is uh, then we got get off me We got star wars battlefront And then this dude right here who that is who that is? Okay, oh, but that was a big butt. Is that it? No, it's all right Why do they all look like slenderman though Slenderman got a new costume pack the fuck happened. This is the Varun like are there aliens though? Was affection All right, then What you still talking? Well, that's good. I guess are you done now? Nope Great serpent Is that that motherfucker that gave eve the apple? Are we are we done now? So house Varun is slithering And then you got the free star collective over here looking more like hufflepuff. All right, so we got the serpents crusade They blew that shit up Y'all got jaw lines like you could cut drywall with them jokers What sorry Them buddhist monks in the background Uh-oh, then the military rolled in It's always a bad day when the military rolls in Oh Damn pacification You turn them bitches into slaves. That ain't cool. Oh, look somebody killed a planet Conflict among the stars. Let's listen to this Are those necks and shit? I guess so Uh-oh, we got that both sides bullshit One of them want to kill everybody one of them doesn't this ain't that ain't we ain't the same You know some of us built different. I learned all about xeno weapons back there on another planet Damn Bruh, can I get me one of these? Can I get one of those herald? Where man? Harold is gonna trip the fuck out when he sees this goddamn armored core over here Look at this got metal gear Optimus Oh my god We got whole monsters. Look you they should Hey Yeah, oh, what's up dawg Can they for real? Yes, they can because y'all ever y'all ever play resident evil Like this look something like something directly. It ain't got enough eyeballs, but it ain't got no eyeballs that I can see Okay Who's londonini londonian whatever Do not touch I will shoot How you like them apples Don't touch Don't tell me to Where's all my handgun ammo? Bro, what happened to my handgun ammo? Oh, hang on here Is that a different gun? Yeah, it's a Point it's a 27 caliber So I need to I guess I need to go back to this because that's what I have more ammo for Actually, I can just Put this here And then I can put This up here Yeah Oh, I got fists. Oh Block punch block punch block punch Bye run, I'll pay I'll pay I'll pay for that. That's my bad. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to I'm sorry No load last checkpoint Uh, is this the one what time is it? It's 143 Yeah, let's let's go back Let's go back That's my bad y'all Okay, as before we walked over there and punched him in the face Okay, uh, I'll do that. All right, cool All right, we're gonna listen to this one and then I'm gonna go on break. There's only five people in here. Anyways Forces as a forward operating position Into scorched husks a nightmarish testament to the death because it looks like starship troopers Well, let's stop killing everybody. All right when we get back When we get back we'll do, uh We'll finish up this area and then take off to the stars y'all. All right Oh be back in I don't know how long probably about 10 15 minutes Um, I went an hour and a half. So it'll probably be a little bit longer, but I'll be back I have returned. Hello. Hailey. How you doing? Y'all in for something special. All right face cam Back in black. Let's go You just got home from working with your friend Amy and a lovely lad called robinson. We took him to the zoo. That's awesome All right Had a lovely day. How are you? I'm doing great. We're having a blast. At least I am Is it your Of course they can grab jump. Look at him. He built for speed Imagine if you had forearms how quickly you could crawl through the universe. All right, let's let's continue the story Thank you The pteromorph look like Do you mind not coughing? Hey But the creatures Not even doomslayer could stop them But sarah. I'm trying to watch them Excuse you. Thank you Damn They blew your town to shit What what just happened can't stop staring at it Stop looking at my butt Stop little girl. That ain't right You and beastly dude over here need to god damn. There's a lot of story Cool, hailey Y'all having a meeting on top of the dead Hey, look it's fault fault whatever. Oh, they crossing their fingers behind their back Oh damn Last Do you notice that they're being judged by kratos like the fantastic three over here like they had kratos for a judge Do you see that? Kratos get down from there and see about your boy. He don't run off The vanguard is but what a player Did you fart in your suit? Why is it all green in there? Hey, dude Boy, I bet you that funky as hell. Hey, hey, hold your breath. I'm gonna get you out of there I'm having a great one. You look like you having a shitty day Maybe lay off the brussel sprouts god damn. Okay, let's see what this one has to say They call this the knuckle duster This one goes quick Really so I can get a citizenship Huh hey, dude Before they signed the armistice. Well, yeah, do you see that dude over there? He farted in his helmet and I mean he's having a bad day Dude Oh, we got another one good gravy So indentured servitude great Why is he standing like that? He's like He throwing that thing back ain't he So this is uh after fallout confirmed That's the house from fallout, isn't it? Snicker god damn that wagon for real Them booty cheeks united. That's for sure. All right. I want that suit. Can I get that suit? Like is that possible? Oh, I'm done with the no clothes before I was hoping to leave sarah behind Grandma is sick with 22 C's. Oh, we got ships and shit Oh, I like these ships ship look like a shuffleboard. I don't look kind of cool Oh Ooh, do I get a ship for joining with y'all? Realistic as hell, huh? Hey, what up, dude? Hey Hey Yeah You look like rx hydro You can head in whenever you're ready, bro. Your eyes is gorgeous, but that beard patchy af. I got the same problem like Uh, I don't know what to do about it. But um, can you tell me about this exam? High realism combat flights Oh engineered by members of the uc science staff right here in mast Okay, your task is to defeat at least three tiers of simulated opponents. All right Accomplish that and you pass the exam and can then proceed on to your probationary mission. Really? However If you defeat more than three tiers of enemies, you're required enlistment time for citizenship will be reduced Really and your enlistment bonus increased Oh try as many times as you like before returning to commander to walla Receive on to the next step in your application process All right, we'll only keep the highest score you manage to achieve it. Okay pbs pbs. I heard that You know piloting isn't my area of expertise like I just be flying these shits and harold harold actually does the most So, uh, how about you just mark me down as a pass and I head out? Vanguard assignments can often include both space and ground combat. Okay It'd be bad for both you and the united colonies to not ensure your adept in both capacities Before sending you out on your first real assignment. So you're saying no You said all that just to say no, bro. You could have just you wasted my time You could have just said no what kind of ship am I going to be flying in this joker? The simulator is designed to be a near perfect replica of a class b demos hoplite The united colony's standard destroyer model. Is that what I got to provide a challenging But fair fight against the enemy squadrons you'll encounter inside. Okay. I'm I'm in this joker. Let's go I you know, I have like 600 hours in microsoft flight simulator. So I feel like I got this Okay, you must have to pass the exam All right. So where are we going? Prepare for my next target Yeah, I'm blowing up space rocks Yes, jesus Whoa, where'd you go? Yeah, got you cuz Got you Yeah Okay, the way he flaps his arms around is making you laugh. Let's go. Oh do-do draws. Here we go Enemy missile hit me. Uh Got that one. All right, where are you going? Where are you bubba? There you go turd tacos Where you going? Where you going? Uh-uh get back here Don't nobody like you you right you right? I think what rob would like this game. I'm gonna show him. Yeah, definitely all right Yeah, we got this we got this let's go Got you Where you at? Where you at? Where you at? Fish Where is he? He's just flying around me What there you are Yeah Gotcha sucker He has a pre-ordered. He should be able to play now then if he has it. Well only if he ordered the uh Nice Um, if he pre-ordered the hundred dollar edition then he can play now, but if not then He's got to wait till the next friday Continued current. Oh, okay. Well, what do I do? debug tools Shield upgrade damage upgrade We'll last through tier one He's ordered it for pc Okay, well, I don't understand like defeat all targets one Record your score by exiting. Oh, okay record the score by exiting Your current passing score will be recorded, but all progress in the simulator will be lost Continue. All right. We only got three more rounds to do so Hey, hey Lee ask Rob which uh Which version he got am cuz you a tricksy hobbit Yeah, yeah, I know. Oh, there's a lot of them. Oh Okay, oh the game pass version Okay, we're out of here. Hopefully I can go actually get some uh Some ground action going No, I don't want to restart current here. I want to leave Congratulations appreciate it Yeah, okay, I'm going Am I cool to be your homeboys now? We uh Yeah, Tuala's office. He just checked and he has three days and four hours. Yeah, okay Coolio Leo Leo Leo Leo Coolio Hi Tuala Oh, yeah, I wrapped that up Okay, you ready to hear how you did. I'm I did terrible, but uh, yeah, I'm ready. Let's get to it. Okay So Get every mural in the orientation hall, huh? Yep a test of preparation and thrill To trace the vanguard values highly is her psychological results are all with unexpected levels awesome Maybe doesn't have room for folks that'll fall apart the first time they're trying to outrun a home in this one I know I'm stable as well. You found the debug system in the simulator Showed it nicely done. Uh-huh Curiosity and resourcefulness are skills our recruits need. I got all that player now How'd you do yesterday? I whooped they add to your floor Not too shabby. Yeah the techs make us test each level of the sim too I can tell you that way for some real artificial bastards Good job putting them away. Yeah, you're welcome. Hell of a job I might even make you fly me around if you're coming on if you're coming on my shit Looking at your results as a whole Factoring in that you managed to utilize all the tools at your disposal Once you've successfully completed your probationary mission You could have your uc citizenship after only 10 years service 10 years But your performance in the simulator does mean I can offer a signing bonus I'll convince you to join the cars 10 years might seem like a long time, but it's worth the climb if you wish to become a I don't give a dog's dangly bits for your citizenship Just give me my money so I can head head to the crypt. This is stupid Provisional member up stick my provisional old credits All right then Yes, we're with a hand on my titty You want to make this official That's not a big decision I don't care I'm gonna betray all of you eventually anyways, so that's how these games go. Are you? Yeah, I'll sell my grunt. No, okay, maybe not Yeah, well, wait, wait, but what did him what did we talking about to walla Follow you where where we where we where we going brother, what why are you looking at me like I'm a smoked turkey Where we going? Hey, you enjoying that copy? Okay, well, I'm on united colonies business can be into all of uh, we we hang out we friends Come on saver. Come on saver I like to make sure all my people get a little moment when they sign up A little moment a little moment to do what? Oh, I like your jacket. Hey, how's it going? You okay? Bye couldn't see the stars. I can't see the stars raise your right hand The model of the vanguard is supra at ultra above and beyond sucking your ultra Beyond the furthest reaches of the united colonies military With honor and duty above reproach Beyond swear to protect and defend the citizens of the united colony I swear to protect some motherfuckers for some bad things to uphold the values of the vanguard. I'm holding them up Loyalty self-reliance. I got self-reliance your actions as a member of the united colonies navy wait the navy I'm not normally big into commitment, but for you it's whatever I guess i'll take it I guess i'll take it United colonies vanguard appreciate it. Oh, how'd you get that scar because I don't want one Combs repair group trying to refurb an old colony war processing plan on tal said he too Sounds like they barely gotten set up when their communications died. I gotta go and fight places as isolated as they come Oh wonderful. That's once a vanguard to deliver the repair suite and ensure anyone present is safe A whole suite So the people of tal said he too count on you Yeah, people of tall city can yeah, they they they can catch these hands That's a lot of people Okay But thank you. That's what I need because I'm trying to save up for this shit Sucker your ultra 4,800 your boy making bank Your boy making bank dust off. All right skills All right, we already got the ballistic Demolitions with the proper adjustments of chemical mixtures coupled with modifications to the detonation mechanism Sposas can provide an even greater destructive yield Spend three more points in combat to unlock advanced Combats. Okay, so I got to start up here Ballistic. Yeah That's a good one lasers dueling pistol certification shotgun certification Bruh All right, let's get pistol certification Let's get that Let's get Shotty boom body. I don't even have a shotty boom body. I don't have a laser either, but all right I do love my shotguns actually melee weapons do 25% more damage And you take 10% less damage when wielding a melee weapon Pistols do 10% more damage already got that Well, I need one more Let's do mate. Well, I'm gonna eventually get a shotgun somewhere and then down here It says lot it said do three. I know I got to get close enough to melee bay Boxing fitness 10% I haven't had a problem with oxygen yet adds a stealth meter You are 25 more difficult to detect. That's cool. Wellness increase your max health by 10% you know it. You know it You know, we got to get that one. All right booty games level five. Let's go play a play Wait, where are we going now? We going down here? All right. We got to go down here No, wait, this is the way to go down there. Wait Hey, what is up? I love the outfit. Can you talk to me? Can you talk to me? I hope new Atlantis have been treating you well. You look like magneto. Bye Oh, I I jumped a little too well Jetpack, how do I how do I use my jetpack? Do I have to put it on? Basic boost pack. How do you use it? That's spaceship. Hang on You basically just boosted Thank you I appreciate it I cannot scan people Wait, wait, wait space port. Let's go I don't I don't know how to use my booster pack. I like your dress Cool beans grunt work the old neighborhood activities Let's do this I'm glad you like that statue. I wonder what the artist was trying to represent I don't know either, but we're gonna go in here. Hang on the well Oh Hey shell, did you just get something from fan fanatical 64f? Is that what that is? Oh, you're fine, babe Just making sure when someone's trying to Do something. Ah, okay. Yeah steam key Yeah, you good. You good. You good. I'm glad I checked Whoo Look, I am super impressed with how every location looks entirely different. I am very impressed crackers Okay, I need oxygen in here too, but wait a second Everything's fine. I'm confused with Hey, Louisa Reyes Yeah, how you doing? Hey Oh No, I'm I'm captain booty gains. I shouldn't assume Maybe you go back Carl. No, I'm just not the girl. I was waiting for no. I'm not Carl We're supposed to be are you listening to me? People have been reporting brownouts for a while Brownout decided to follow up on it. Okay. I can't be in two places at once. Of course. Nobody can So I'm just trying to look and can speak you look can speak you as fuck just staying in there with your arms cross I'm just saying um, I could help you Well, since you're here and Carl isn't and I really want to get dissolved I will take you up on that. Okay. What I need is very technical What you need to you through it remotely I'm gonna head to the monitoring station. Okay. The first box we're looking for is over near UC surplus Right, you know, Antonio's place. I don't know Antonio. I can contact you once you get there Girl, Kathy Bates, you need to clean your Your screen. She does not look like Kathy Bates. All right. Where are we going up? I'm following you Purdue we're gonna oh here. I opened the door for you You're welcome Yeah, go on in Tia Let's go Hey, do you know how to use the booster pack? I'm just wondering because they didn't tell me in the bindings or the controller layout I was just wondering if you could tell me how to use my booster pack Um, what are we doing in here? There's nothing obstructing, huh? We got a notebook. We got another notebook Oh, I got hang on. Hang on. Hang on. You're welcome Yeah, you can count on me. I mean some sometimes not all the time because I ain't finished Oh, that's Sarah. Who been drawing on your whiteboard? Boy, they are skilled artists. That's just some calligraphy Wait, hey, yo, Louisa. What are you doing, girl? Yeah Well, what are we doing? What are we doing? I don't see what we're supposed to be doing Tia If I steal this will you Will you get mad? So That one looks good That one looks good That one looks good That one's definitely not good. Hang on. What? Where does this one go? That's good There we go There we go Okay, so I stole I stole some stuff. Well then I didn't mean to I got caught y'all I got in trouble I thought I was cool because she didn't say isn't that she said isn't that click like hella satisfying Good, I don't know what we're doing Ooh Ooh, he's right What are we doing? No, I don't want Yeah, I know but I'm I'm kind of stuck. I don't know how to get out. What do we do? I don't know what we're doing I've agreed to help Louisa track a power drain in the well in new atlantis I need to locate a series of power junction boxes and turn them off Well, that ain't helping the map in this game is absolutely terrible I just don't know Yeah Get off me. Lord You let that so glow Where we Is this enough? Oh, I don't want to be on this elevator Maybe I do have to get on this elevator, bro. I have no idea I don't know what I'm doing That is not correct. That is a hundred percent not correct I'm supposed to be down there. I can't figure out how to use my jump pack so glow He do look like dude from coming up coming to america Just saying I have any idea where I'm going what I'm doing What you want slim shady shit, uh, sorry Get away from me you weirdo All right stand back to fuck off It's probably this helmet and the fact that you're behind a bar Oh This is bro This is bro. We're this is the dude that gives us gifts You make it sound like I'm famous. I'd much rather fade into the background The supernova only brighter and covered by insurance covered by insurance It's such an honor All right. I'm glad Do you mind if I follow your I kind of already got seira, but stand calm to fuck down Lead the way Welcome aboard I hope not because you you giving hella Hella Hang on. He's giving hella patches vibes Uh, then while roaming around simply press the jump button when in mid air this will oh, okay I tried that earlier, but it didn't work Okay I think you're assigned No, you're fine. You're fine. It I might not be able to do it here is what I'm getting at Locked look all I'm looking for is the things causing the brownouts Spacesuit work bench. I don't think I have enough to do any of this stuff Requires computer This opens with a computer. All right Yeah You also need at least one boost pack training skill. Uh-oh Maybe that's why Bro, I still don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing here tia I mean maybe You're welcome Talk to the scientist by the tree. Oh, okay Did I not talk to her before I could have swore I talked to her several times I promise you I thought I talked to her. All right. Let's go Yeah, you definitely can't boost here. I don't think they want you but from what shell says I also need a A point To be distracted. Yeah, I need to get to the bottom of this Okay Is something wrong? You sound concerned. You seem to be staring at a tree. I am not staring I am analyzing. Sure you are. This is important xenobiological work There's like I analyze the hub, huh? Been studying this tree for quite some time And it appears to be exhibiting some yeah, it's got some got some green shit on her like baby poop this particular specimen Do you understand it's important? I understand it's covered in infind dukey work to do here If you're just going to gawk. I'd ask that you move on listen. You can actually assist me. However I would appreciate it. Yeah, you a I'm over here help from It seems an exception is necessary. Okay. Would you be willing to retrieve some additional data for me? I mean I can try but I'm looking to solve these brownouts I look I was just as confused when she said brown out too like I know blackouts but I I'd love to help though. I mean, I'm just I'm confused on what mission I'm supposed to be doing Well, that's unexpected. You're welcome. There's a series of biosensors I've placed in various locations around new atlantis all calibrated to gather pertinent information They've been running for long enough that I think it's time to collect and analyze their findings All right. Is it actually going to be on my map this time? That would save time Oh, it is on my map. How about damn apples a tree grows in new or lances New atlantis You got that biosensor, bro. We've we oh lord I gotta get this boot scootin boogie. I need to refresh my uh My run I'm about to run out of oxygen and then my co2 level is gonna get too high Yeah, we're good Maybe I should have been a serpent because you get all around all the hell a lot quicker When you're jumping Even though oh, I love that skirt on you girl. I love that. Hey, hey Hello, hi Okay My bad Look at me jump over you We play you ever play a little bit of leapfrog because I'd be playing leapfrog all the time, bro. Got that one All right, come on Saber Hey, jimmy. How you doing? Oh, I need to I need to fix something jimmy. Don't don't say anything else I had to take you off of the Managing moderator and I got to add you back in as a different kind of moderator This whole time you could have like changed all different kinds of settings on my channel and I wouldn't even known it Surprise I need to add you back as a regular Uh moderator a standard moderator there goes jimmy brown There goes jimmy brown I wouldn't have known how I'm glad because they were like four people and one of them I don't even talk to anymore Like one of them was extra spicy. I don't want that. I want to go around Yo This tree right here. You mean this tree right? Yeah Oh, come on All right, we got one more tree to get Run run run run run It's it's all because youtube changed like the roles of moderators Some moderators uh can like have access to all different kinds of things like monetization and all different kinds of crap That's what a managing moderator is and there were uh I think there were three or four people. Did you did you see that guy? Bruh, did you steal something like who what are you doing come back here? Oh, I'm about to die Hey, you were just flying around. I want to talk to you like what Whistles a tune you're just gonna fly through the air with the greatest of ease and then whistle a tune Are you kidding me? All right. Bye, bitch You know my type Hmm All my type is is I got to get up here and get this uh this swag loop for dude Oh, no, you're a you're a person Okay What up the dog for eggs too I've only found one so far, but I want to find more of all this busy work. So if you see something you tell me Uh I'm looking for biosensors not eggs. Okay. Well if I see any of those I'll tell you And you can tell me if you find any eggs Okay, miss saying over you see distribution bought the one I found and she said she might buy more if I can find them Okay, I could really use the credit. Yeah, I could too. All right, Jordan. I'll let you later The homie all right Weston the fuck is Weston Ever been to Sidone. I really love this place couldn't imagine living anywhere else Anything you recommend doing around here huge tree in the embassy district across from the mass station. All right Trust me. It may sound dumb But I think everyone should see it at least once when they're in the city. All right. It's so cool Oh, maybe I just love trees Okay, Logan You like living here. Oh, sure There's always tons of travel into new atlantis. So there's no shortage of people to meet. Oh, that's cool I love talking with the new people and hearing about their journeys Not to mention it's also nice and safe I'm like my brother's job. Oh, see am I fitting to get yeah, are you worried about your brother? Of course He's a marine station in Sedonia. I'm going there. My whole family is worried about you. All right Well, I'm finna I'm finna head out. Dad worked his butt off so that we could all have safe jobs here in atlantis No, I understand but chris for not to Sedonia the first chance he got them chris is don't be staying in one place alone That he loves his job and all that But I don't think he understands how hard this is on our family. That's a shame He'll be okay. I hope you're right I just have such a hard time believing that I have a hard time believing that your eyeliner matches your fucking lips. I didn't mean to dump all of that onto you It just feels good to get it all off my chest. You didn't have much to get off your chest to begin with but okay Hope to see you again soon. How about you? Why does everybody back away from me like I'm a fucking leper Probably because I'd be running boy. I'm fast as fuck boy. I'm fast as fuck. Oh, why is it spicy? You see distribution. What's this? It's mark time. I'm not what the hell We got droids. Hey, yo, where do I get a droid? Hey, how's it going? I'm pleased to report that our stocks are currently being maintained at 90 percent or higher I'm sure we have anything you might need. Yeah, can I buy some health kits? Welcome to UC distribution Now before you say a word I am required to inform me that formal complaints cannot be filed until the customer feedback system is back online I have been told it'll be up and running in two weeks, but you know how these things are Yeah, I do know. I'm sorry for any potential inconvenience. Yeah, with all this technology. Oh, sorry I've been assured that deliveries will be back on schedule soon. Okay Uh That dog behind you with the helmet on his head Can I buy him? Of course, please take a look. All right Bet oh weapons. Can I get a shoddy? We got a shoddy Oh Daddy like vendor credits Look, it's a rip shank because if you get shanked with that it's rip I own that own that oh suppressed Y'all ain't got no shotguns like boosted side star assassins solstice Oh combat knife 505 joints I got 21,000 credits though Y'all don't have any like health kits or whatever Compared to equipped This looks much better Oh, never mind. That's just All right, so the vendors have man That's pretty cool It's much better than what I got What does it take? It takes 27 though 27 millimeter 7.77 That's the same gun I got Oh, look at that magazine though Yeah, space dogs cute as hell Um This rapid shots looking mighty sexy though rip shank rip shank Thing is The problem i'm having Accuracy is up a fire rate and mass is down Can you upgrade your weapons to the workbench? I can Um, I gotta collect Stuff of course though What i'm thinking of doing is This looks really really cool Magazine and extra 30 rounds Accuracy is up I don't know. I don't want to spend my credits right now Oh, there it was there it was hang on I I hope so too because I definitely need aid Ship parts and sent to Bruh, I Where do I buy health Boy, I look like a balloon for real in that That's ugly That kids in here every other day with some random thing he found Trying to get credits I took pity on him Why what is it? That's how must mean something to you if you came looking for it Well, you called me you can have it back for what I paid for it plus a little extra Let's call it a convenience fee. Shall we really I could but I did pay for it I'd like to recover my losses And it's all the way in the back room I'd have to walk back here then back out here. Are you kidding me said it was junk If that's true, why bother coming back for it at all? Oh my god I don't even know why I need this thing Fine here you go Yeah, go get me go run me my egg Run me my egg. Oh, it's a sensor. That's what it was. I was wondering why I needed it Yeah, I'm gonna come back with a shotgun and I don't like you tell you a little Chunky robot over here get out my face How rude Oh, jimmy. I just saw this. Um You're gonna apparently when you have a mission highlighted you can use your scanner somehow to display arrows of where to go. Yeah 100 I've seen them before but They don't always work. Um, I'm trying to figure out where I'm going Who this is? Cool space I'm a black licorice fan myself Sploosh No, I can just swim through all this Come on Vasco, what are you doing in the water, bubba? Da hell are you doing? Why are you in the water though? what the Vasco You know, I'll clean you up if you need to you ain't got to come out here and dunking your dirty ass in these people's water Bro, you ain't even standing on nothing. Sarah over here. Just uh swimming Anyways, y'all y'all take care. I'm gonna go holler at dude over by the tree I love how dude can jump out of the water Oh, there's a machinery. I'm stuck on something At least I was actually something. Hey, what's up big dog? You look like you are All right, hailey. Have a good one. Okay, whatever. I gotta go holler at dude about these eggs You mind You need those sensors and quickly What exactly are you worried about here a tree have suggested that a significant portion of the interior Is liquefied liquefied. Isn't this whole place built on a tree of its internal workings is always liquid to allow for the transfer of Nutrinal to so forth, but I've never seen anything like it I never seen anything like your head. I'm concerned the entire tree may collapse And I'm also worried about other secondary effects like what? Yeah, should it be blocked off? Okay My concerns might carry some more weight Maybe I don't know your eyes are beautiful as hell. I'm gonna I'm just I'm just saying what do you mean by secondary effects? It's Too soon to speculate. Well, just tell me You just saved didn't you because this part right here is much paler than the rest of your face I got you. Yeah I'll just All right Kelton fresh you sound like a tree-hugging hippie. Okay Oh my is never good speak up bruh Good news and bad news. Okay The good news is that my suspicions were correct. There is something wrong with the tree But that's not good news report my findings to mass immediately with no small amount of satisfaction The phrase I told you so bruh that's why you got rosacea That doesn't sound like good news And and admittedly Yeah, you think That the internal composition of the tree is changing So this whole town finna fall in the tree is now regularly emitting ultra low frequency sound waves They're nearly imperceptible now. Is it listening to the radio? This is something we've never observed before Depending on how large these waves grow Consequences for the city could be Yeah I must consult with my colleagues at mass at once. All right. Thank you for your assistance I hope these credits are yeah, give me pay you dude pay you dude 2000 That's what's up. No, that's what's up. I'll highlight you later. Thank you for your help retrieving the biosensors Yeah, they are Okay, all right, whatever I need to find someplace to buy some health kits or I need to get back. Hey, sarah Where's herald? Is herald nowhere to be found I'm just saying oh, look at you. You looking like ronald mcdonald up in his fees. How you doing player? I always wondered what the inside of the lodge looks like. Well You know how that goes. All right, uh The data from the biosensor speaks for itself. Yeah, I get you but I guess I need to change my Mission Let's do this then Uh Set course Fast travel to location. Yes. All right a couple more minutes. I'm gonna go and take a break Come back and we'll get Yeah, I know but I'm not entirely sure where I need to go Show on map That's not what I want Speak to crew chief Harath At the new atlanta spaceport. All right if I guess I got to go all the way over here Is that my new ship? Do I get a new ship? Oh, this is pretty as hell It it looks so much better on stream labs and for you guys than it does me I have my my television's blown out Pull it for leeches get it fixed up and let it know we'll have a new probationary then Yep crew chief harath Hey harath It's my job to make sure all you rocket jockeys are ready for anything that comes out I'm pretty sure that's racist We're fitting you out with one comms repair suite. Okay In addition to the standard issue welcome kid all probationary pilots get for their first mission. Yeah Met back some small arms couple special. Yeah Yeah, you got a shotgun have everything on your ship before you lift off won't even know they were there Oh, cool paying a visit to the people of scenic dow city Nice easy one for your first job. Just keep your head on swivel And your compass all right then any questions before you head out, uh What exactly are you putting on my ship? That's your concern. Uh, yeah, it's mostly just wiring and circuit boards. Okay The welcome kid has some goodies in there. I wouldn't leave sitting around when the company comes to visit But it's nothing some proper storage Okay, all right And I won't I'm all set Make us look good out there recruit Uh I'm a whole ass captain. I don't know if you don't noticed, but that's my ship right there Like right over there. Oh, you ain't even impressed. I see how it is. Halo jumping Halo jumping for real. Halo jumping Halo jumping. Yeah What up vasco? My homie Goodbye. Oh, I didn't mean to crouch Board Get on board. Yo Oh, I got a whole crew. Look at this. I got hey, I ain't gonna lie Dude stan, you you've done me a thing. How's it going, bro? I'd probably shoot you You got small feet Uh, no, no, no, I didn't mean to do that modified urban Eagle us battle meal Ultramag Yeah, four med packs. That's what I needed. Whoo You is noise Let's put you Oh, wait a second. I only have 32 of these Let's put you up there Battle meal Restores 12 health plus four carry capacity for five minutes. Okay, so if I'm over If I'm over, uh, over encumbered I can pop one of these and I'll be able to yeah Let's put let's put this away. I already have that throwables ammo aid notes resources calm relay Uncommon manufactured component this item can be used as a component in crafting. All right fair enough Those look like gummies All right, hopefully that gets me down. Yeah, that got me way down All right, we're gonna get over to this planet and I'm gonna take another break and come back Hopefully we get some battle stuff going on Fuel consumption. I gotta worry about fuel consumption. All right, let's land Let's land and then we go on break When I get back we'll get into whatever kind of business is going on here But booty gains is at level five. We're getting them gains like we wanted. Oh, it's rainy here And take a break when I come back. We'll start whatever mission this is See y'all in about 15 minutes Okay I'm back Exit ship We are on toss set a two Thank you chai. Yeah, what's going on out here? Whoa, what was that? That was some hella lag Time to test that booster It's not working. Shell says I have to uh Put in a point into my booster pack and I don't have one yet. So I don't know we're about to find out though Shell has Pharmaceutical lab can I make some health kits? Maybe probably not but bandages Treats contusions lacerations and function room puncture wounds All right. Oh, please health. Thank you You boy need health kits Because your boy gets shot a lot And he'll paste hell. Yeah These are all just notebooks Looks like we're trying to get in over there. Okay Man vasco or herald. Sorry. Herald didn't have a hitbox, but she does So she might actually go shit Oh, I'm sorry There's a solstice a gun. I can't remember Yeah, solstice is a gun. Never mind vending machine Can hook That's a silly ass joke. What's this weapon workbench? All right, let's see if we can do We can't do any of this Ah damn this joker has Does 47 damage Yeah, I don't have anywhere near enough anything Feels like I should though. That's the that's the part that's worrying me Feels like I should have some upgradeable something cooking station synthetic meat steak I'll take that couch Pillow All right, I don't know what's been happening here, but I don't uh-oh. All right, hang on Come on. Stop getting stuck on stuff What? What's happening? Investigate the screen. Uh-oh. We got monsters It's monster time Damn, that's cool. Got a crash spaceship over here Those things probably explode if you shoot them enough It's Be quiet. I hear a predator Why do all aliens and video games sound the same? They always like click Hey, what's up Hadrian? Actually the uh vanguards sent me though they didn't tell me how bad things were Thank god, huh? I'm Hadrian. Okay. I was a researcher with the UC. Okay. I came here on a rumor of a I expect you saw the results when you weigh in. Yep What's left of the settlers? The work of oxyseo machin Oxyseo a terrible one of the nastiest aliens humanity's ever cost pass with and this one well It's something of an anomaly. Oh, wonderful. Possibly a worrying one. Okay I can have you seen them things Big forearm she was looking mother fuckers Sounds like you could use my help then. Uh, I'm not exactly equipped to deal with a killer alien Terror terror morphe. What kind of anomaly are we talking here? Wait, are the settlers dead then I like the anomaly have a unique growth cycle They're usually only found on world that have been long colonized by humanity But Tau said he's too young to have one yet. Here it is. Oh, I remember reading something about that looking for an explanation and found all this Okay I managed to scope out a fair bit of the facility before it found me If there are any survivors of the attack They're long gone and you just hung around. Okay Can you pick pocket in this like? Yeah, you can. Um, I've come up behind people and it comes up with a red sign and says, uh steel My suspicions about this creature I'm gonna need a tissue sample from you wonderful and to get that Okay, but there is a way we can give ourselves an edge against this thing The plant security system. Okay the admin terminals here in this building, but It needs its connection reset and as I found out That's not a one-person job. All right. How do we do this thing? You can make it to the security outpost and restore the connection I think I can get things back online. All right. See if the settlers left us any other tools Your eyes are wild All right, let's get that security system back online Once I see the connection reset, I'll get things underway on my end. All right They carry yourself out there. I'm gonna try sure you leave enough of that thing for us to get a sample I'm gonna try Does that literally mean That I can ooh ultramag Hell yeah, we've got ourselves a little Med pack over here We got some amp. Ooh that is that a granado? It sure is Fragmentation mine. I'll take that that might come in handy. There ain't shit in there anything down here pill bottle Lord Jesus toxin I'll take that Hey, look portable desk fan. Oh, somebody got ran through the grinder Oh, and they collected him in this little box. Uh Bro, you like strawberry jam How rude Boom pop cola. Okay nuca cola I see you nuca cola Mama fall find just bump into this thing Or is it not gonna come out until I do all this stuff she's asking me to do Yo, I hear some squishiness Hello Oh, we got ourselves some toxin Yeah, at least a hundred hours At least a hundred hours because I'm only on like I'm on the third planet and I haven't really done anything All right, I know that's where I'm going I keep getting stuck on stuff that ain't there What's in here anything? Yeah 120 hours and fall out easy towel gourmet security hub status multiple warnings received please select an option from this list security system connection status reset security connection automated defenses damage detected evisceration building packaging building sanitation building dressing building quality control building error Power fault detected System power reset required order issued maintenance team, please reset all power breakers wonder fail Tracking system status offline proceed to control room to initiate system reboot security logs 18118 14 Equipment drop today Additional materials for the livestock tracking system Ian's cooking up The next day A couple predators came over the ridge last night Maria was up. So she took a couple shots at them drove them off Those turrets can't get here soon enough Numerous days later Got the turrets delivered at long last once they're once those are installed No one needs to night watch anymore. Our lives are about to get a whole lot better Took multiple days on ladders, but the turrets are hooked up and ready to go. Goodbye night ship Uh may have been hasty turned the things on for the first time last night and blew out the grid Rewiring starts today Okay, a couple more tests of the system and I think we're finally ready for prime time All the automation they're trying to build into this place draws a lot more power than we initially planned for Some technical materials and more excitedly feed dropped off today Finally getting perishables at long last Seems like this might be truly happening I think I got around 70 hours into fallout 76 never played new vegas Okay Okay, I think we're finally ready to give this a real test the frequency needs to be calibrated to the size of the stock though So we'll need to get some general measurements of the creatures once they arrive But if this works it could mean a new era in open range farming We'll be able to function without fences true free range We're going to make so much damn money Everyone's finally got their hearing back. So I think we can go for test number two Our initial hopes for range and distance might have been a bit ambitious But we've at least got the fundamentals down turn on system I have the signal beam directly into your personal radio Letting you know the location of nearby critters next up improving how many animals we can track at once and how far we can track 183.5 183.5 183.5 Well, I don't know but the power just went out good Shit Yes, I'm in cover. Oh my god Oh, there's two what the okay All right, then Is I don't care leave the pteromorb toward the lights open. Thank you. All right. Let's take care of this one first I guess No, I don't say that Don't say that No, don't say that probably That's a very good point you have there. Oh boy I need to go up not down. Do I really need to climb something? All right. Let me go this way Yo, there's something coming. Oh, there's something coming. Oh, this beeping is driving me bonkers I'm on the edge of my seat Oh, what this is Locke is too difficult mother expert Locke is too. Whoa. Okay. Well Oh I got credits Oh, where the hell Bruh Yeah, my legs are fine. Huh? Okay 46 Meters away I'm trying to get up there Because this one says it's on the roof There we go You're there dinner. Yeah, it certainly fucking seems that way. Doesn't it? He's in here It's in here Yeah, I know you keep saying that but the thing is I don't know how to get up on these buildings Oh bruh The hell's a rattler. I'll take it. I don't know. I can't find the way to oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go Up see no. All right, let's see if I can cheese this There we go. All right I'm stuck again I'm going I'm going There we go. All right. Uh, stay away from me big dog. Stay away And there's so many of these things All right, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Where are you? So I got to run him through here and then I could probably even shoot that Whoa, okay. Are you not coming? Oh, he was stuck. God dang it. He's stuck Y'all fix your game. Oh, he's not stuck no more. Oh shit. Oh, no, I don't Got you now Quirk degenerates tissues sedative destruction material Got him Boy, you would come over that booty me, but I got your booty me first. Oh Oh Y'all That was fun. Oh, it's bright. Hey, what up girl? Tracker's gone quiet. I suspect it's either No, I killed it. Yeah, I shot it in its ass. Yeah, and I blew it up too That's how they did that Yep, I'll take care of I believe I believe the words you're looking for are Thank you for saving my ass Yeah, give me give me. Yeah Yo eyes is wild. Did you sample? Did you? Yeah, I showed it Here you go. Okay It was a big alien monster, that's I mean, that's all we really need to know, right? Not saying just saying Yo, you walking too fast for my liking Oh I think so. Let me check Yep, it's uh, it's not very good. I mean fire rate and accuracy is better and so is the weight But I mean, it's just a fallout foregun It the the physical damage and also it's 0.27 caliber and I haven't found much of that ammo That's why I haven't been using a uh the other gun I have Oh, we got another another dead dude reactive get or I'm sorry lady Damn, you died with your ranch Ratchet ass, so anyways Is it is this the is this it this is what we're doing I get your eyes open now go Yeah, it's not set up to do a problem. Um, I'm over here. Okay That doesn't make sense Humanities spread plenty of creatures and our travels across the stars pets livestock But pteromorphs I thought she said pests twice To our knowledge, no one's ever spread them intentionally. Well, damn. Yet somehow They follow us So when humans settle a world 70 to 100 years later pteromorphs tend to just appear No one knows how or why why because But at least predictable, but hang on how steady though. It's too young to have a native population It's only been colonized 20 years But then the other option That someone captured one of the deadliest predators in the galaxy just to wipe out some It was a setup seems awfully they set up the settlers Which means We're either looking at a truly strange murder Or a faster type of pteromorph growth The results of which could be catastrophic Obviously they're following us around because we're food Sounds like we need to do some post haste You're right. We just need more information. How much more information you need time was I had access to one of the best repositories of pteromorph research in galaxy Seems a natural place to start looking all right if I can figure how to access. Why don't y'all know how to access your own shit But we also need to get this sample properly analyzed show dude confirmation on just how concerned Am I going to run it back to the crib? But I think I know just the person to help with the He back there at new atlantis, ain't he what would you say to delivering this to him for me? I ain't got no problem with that do it myself But I need to call in some favor. Of course you do see if I can't get access to that pteromorph data. Mm-hmm Yeah Plus Maybe just pop by a hospital for a little bit. Yeah, get yourself a band-aid commander first if you have to oh, I am my commander I need to show them this My gene tag Tell them hadrian sanan is worried there could be more attacks on the horizon. All right hadrian They should recognize the name. Okay Whoever did your hair they need a raise. I like your hair Uh, don't worry. I'll make sure my commander agrees I'll mention it, but I'm not going to make any promises. Not sure what's going on to be What that's going to be possible. No, why would my commander know who you are? Are you with uc military too? Yeah Why would my commander know you go? But I know some of the folks from my old unit moved into the vanguard Couple even owe me favors If I'm lucky your commander is one of them If I'm lucky All right, don't worry. I'll make sure my commander agrees You don't understand what a weight off my shoulder. That is probably because you got that big-ass carabiner on your shoulder You've been carrying a lot a lot of weight He'll know what that means. I'm not sure exactly where to find him. How am I supposed to find him? If you don't know where he is contracting with the trade authority on mars. Ooh, do I get to go to mars? There's a place called the sixth circle. I've seen that movie Bar run by some old friends. I'll meet you in Percival there Percival and here It's not exactly a bounty, but you certainly deserve them Yeah, I am not about to hang out with somebody named Percival. You know, we're gonna call him Percy And if you hold your tongue, it's gonna sound like something completely different 1800 I got more forgive. Do you realize I got more money for delivering some scientists some eggs Than I did for killing that big bastard. I don't appreciate the way you're funding me Damn No goddamn respect Got seven med packs. I'll be fine All right, I guess you okay I don't know what I'm supposed to be doing Guess I'm supposed to run run to mars. I'm get ah, that's what I wanted. Oh, that's pills never mind Do be drove. Oh That's expert Did I I didn't level up? Did I Hell no That's ridiculous That's what that is. I probably shouldn't like run around this planet. Should I Should I I mean it feels like Yeah, it kind of feels like I should I don't even know. Oh, hang on. Hang on. Hang on here Don't rush the scan I got some iron What is that all that's iron? What are you? Oh you a tree There's something over there 600 meters away get off the rock Hang on. There's something over here It says oh is everything over here Okay Well, I guess I can't go that way It it's an invisible wall, but it says there's something over there Can I not go up over the mountains? I guess I can't go. Oh, wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. No. I just keep sliding down. Oh, well. I guess we're done in this planet Whatever I mean, there's not really anything to scan on this world. Oh, oh, hang on We got a little something something we got a little more iron Okay Whatever you say Oh my god Oh my god, let's see what this does I think this is Oh, no, I put that I put that in there I'll sell it when I get back to wherever I'm going Yeah, gotta go back here Space jump Let's go The outpost engineering skill allows you to research more advanced outpost objects to build. Cool. Yeah All right, Dan. Let let do dead. I guess He's up. Yeah, he's up there. Oh, I'm glad I don't have to run from my ship all the way over here every single time Look, who's back all set with that probationary mission We can do your debrief and formally welcome you into the vanguard whenever you're ready a terror what? How did you walk away with the pteromorph tissue sample running comms repairs? What happened to the settlers? They did No survivors at all All lost to a pteromorph, which I killed a bitch. You killed a terrible show did on your first mission. Yep That's more surprising than your jawline Chad. Shit Above and beyond doesn't really begin to describe it now does it? No, it doesn't You showed it, didn't you? Who's got you delivering the sample some chick named hadrian There was a researcher investing in the place. She gave me this uh gene tag to show you Actually, I'll do this one. Yeah, that ain't your baby mama. Is it okay? It's your baby mama She she's not the one who service, okay Wow, yo, I thought she's I thought she'd like trick this seems like she's served with distinction Co-head of a uc zeno weapons division Uh Um Was dismissed from duty. I was right. That's why I'd heard the name before if she's former zeno warfare though Well, you know at least be sure she knows her aliens. Wait, what are you saying? Doesn't seem like type person. We Wait, can we even be helping this woman? Notation says that's a non already faced punishment for her actions during the war dismissal from the uc military Her sending you to meet first makes me think she's actually trying to do this above board. Okay. All right history Reaching us the uc probably wasn't the easiest decision Which means that must be a pretty important sample. Well, yeah, it's a whole a xenomorph Well, zena terror more whenever it's called zeno warfare terror morph Xenomorph aliens come on brother. You ain't ever seen aliens. Wait, they ain't got aliens I know james cameron been dead for like 200 years at this point, but 300. Yeah, 300 you're even dead 300 years at least Uh, so this might actually be an urgent mission then Certainly seems that way. Yeah, it does. Did your survivor hadrian? She mentioned why she thinks this sample is so special. Yeah, she said something about uh She's afraid there could be more attacks like the one that wiped out the people of tau city She thinks there could be more of these. Yeah this Has been one of the more surprising debriefs. I've ever been a part of yeah, so go ahead and make me a citizen, right? They have another mission lined up for you. It's really uc system defense against the crimson fleet. Oh, no Now I guess you have two options on how to proceed. Uh-oh head to the uc vigilance and help out sys def or deliver that sample I'm gonna make sure you've got the proper clearances for either path I'm gonna go ahead and deliver that sample official orders because I don't want to fly in here So everyone knows you're working with the vanguard. All right. Welcome to the navy captain Yeah, it's also got some custom ship modifications You'll be cleared for access to him next time you're down at the space port talk to ship services I bet there wasn't anything else suggest you move out Yeah, oh, I got 4,800. Oh Rare achievement That's a rare achievement like people don't be joining them Ask about Percival at the trade authority These jet packs for a reason Yeah, but I can't use it Good god, how many times I gotta tell you I can't use it yet Money money money money Money money money money I call that dance move the utter Because it's utterly stupid Zoom zoom zoom Oh wait, I thought I Whatever Oops, I'm supposed to go up this way How do I get up to the space port? What the hell can I take a shortcut? Or is this the way this is the way yet? It's the way my bad What do you got over here, bro? Hey Thank you Well, excuse me a faceless bastard I need to go sell some stuff Hold down the fort herald So I got hella seven points that I need the Four three. I think I want to sell this I'm not gonna use it I much prefer this one Modified radler. I'm never gonna use that Rescue axe sweet I already got 31,000. I'm about to get a new ship All right amo don't need to sell any ammo. Ooh, that's pretty wait The energy though, all right I'm gonna keep that airborne and corrosive Radiation zero zero Neither one of these have yeah You will get less than the item is worth Never mind. Oh, oh I like that hang on here. We got it. We got a new helmet folks. We got a new helmet. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah It's not that much heavier. I Think I'll keep that other one though Pumpkin booty games you damn right Star-locked blender base. Oh, I can also sell from ship inventory Inspect exotic bottle none of these are actually worse selling though and none of them are too heavy. So I just I'll just keep them. I guess Sell from ship inventory. Hell, yeah Okay, oh wow upgrade ship Ship upgrade mode allows you to make improvements to your ship without needing to worry about where modules should be placed Some upgrades may have level or skill requirements Multiple upgrades can be made and their cost will be added at the end of the session. I'm still waiting to get I Want to buy that other ship dude has But I need 72,000 to get it Where is it the shield breaker? I think it's called Yeah, this beastly bastard That's that's what we're saving up. These are the Jordans this time 100% that's what we're doing. All right, let's see what kind of missions we have to go Go to I might need to stop here in a little bit and grab some food, but I'll be back tonight Let's see here that's not what I want to do missions Commander to all of the VC vanguard has provided me with an assignment I am to report to the UC vigilance and speak to commander Kibwe Akande for the details There's something wrong with the tree and the consequences. I should check in with him later After he brings up his findings to mast. All right All right, these are the ones that I'm done with activities Check out the constellation mission board talk to bartender of you port Yes I don't want brah isn't This where I'm going God this map is terrible unknown Locate the junction box. I still need to do that too, but I'm trying to figure out exit ship Where's this? Where is this? damn That way, okay Okay, never mind. I was hoping I could take a shortcut, but I can't I'm glad I don't have a bounty Good to see you again. Hey, what I got you something. Yeah, I need to talk to you Always nice to see a new face. Yeah, I like your hair No, it's my second time. I didn't mean for you to take it personally. It's just You just relax make yourself comfortable You're welcome to stay as long as I'm glad that work for you. I mean that's fine, but I heard any interesting news lately Okay No, I haven't Waiting on a flight. So glad you asked, aren't you? No, yeah, yeah Yeah, space for traffic gives me pretty busy Really Galaxy's a lot well, I have to give this a try I guarantee Wait Okay He got caught 5-0 got him I got you Found now. They're just sitting on it. They can they're sweet time like they always You want me to go Rob this place? I Shit here we go Be funny if it's the Millennium Falcon Why does that have an ominous? Yeah, why does it have an ominous tone tone to it? I Ain't trying to get arrested chick. I just got here. Pour me a drink or something. Yeah, maybe you should let this go All right, you got my respect with that one many many laws Uh-huh It is gonna be the worst thing in the world I just got a job with the vanguard No, I didn't say Sarah I did not I'm in who do I need to kill is one of the options you just met this chick and while she She kind of fine you ain't just gonna do this. I don't think this is something I can help you. Yeah, I don't think so eat I'm oh man. I Ain't trying to join the thieves guild at the beginning of the game Yeah, neither can I I just met you and this is crazy But lose my number. Just don't call me lady He's a drink though Yeah Shell would you leave me alone? I'm in character. You didn't say anything when I was hitting on Noel Leave me alone. I'm in character Shall over here getting jealous about some video game chase. Yeah, come on somewhere I know I know you love Jesus trying to get got a video game character trying to get me caught up. Oh Chandra Cabernet so when you so when you Got you though Whatever Shandram out of luck. I don't Lord, I thought that said coups crater You already have Julie now you're after the buck. It's not Julie. It's not Julie Her name is Noel. I don't I Was trying to holler at Noel Booty games was trying to talk to Noel and Noel wasn't having it and now this happy over here Looking like the lady who took over for the original mom on Fresh Prince She over here trying to get me in trouble. I do not have Julie I don't have neither one of them. Oh look. Oh Okay, well, I guess hang on. Let's see what other activities I can do around here Before I stop for the day Yeah, this is what I need to do. Locate the junction box. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay I already forgot about Turner classic movies Though we will be playing some more that maybe tonight. I don't know. I need to do a stream schedule for certain Terpian it so is IG and did IG and not like this. I'm having a blast. I don't I don't know I Really can't I mean I have I'm not too deep into it, but I'm having fun, but I'm one of the people who liked Yeah, it's about a seven out of ten I would say that but IGN usually inflates their their rainings So far I would give it a seven out of ten, but I'm not that deep into it It's got some bugs for sure. Like I keep getting stuck on terrain that isn't there I Have a Significant problem with the fact that it's a cover shooter with no cover shooter mechanics Because if you just run in and start shooting you're gonna get your ass handed to you And what was my other complaint shell? Cover shoot. Oh the map is garbage, too. The map is terrible. Yeah, you sent me all of this place Let's be real you playing a base version Well, it's yeah, it's a it's a pre-release version. So I'm hoping for some I'm hoping for some whatchamacallit Yeah, there'll be patches. I'm hoping for day one patches what I was about to say I told my wife that before I even came out here. I am really hoping for day one patches as Long as they fix some like terrain stuff and they do something about the stupid map Oh, I don't I don't want to break into anywhere. Although it probably would have been easier What's wrong with the map? It's That's the I believe that's the problem. The problem is I don't actually know what's wrong with it It's just hard to find your way around It's hard to know what button is gonna send you to what next screen Let me see if I can put this in so you go down here You go up here to the star map you have this Then you have this it opens up And sometimes when you click on a set landing target, it doesn't do anything Sometimes when you click why to show me I guess where the location is It doesn't do anything So It's like right now. I'm I'm pressing why And it's supposed to show me on the on the surface map Where where I'm supposed to be going, but it doesn't work It's not really big problems. It's just Not good But I am having a lot of fun And I recommend the game all that good stuff. I got you. I got you. I'm trying to go upstairs y'all No And also when I'm in confined spaces like this, there's no there's no map. There's no word telling me Where to go? Yeah, I have a galaxy. I have a map of the galaxy, but that's about it Okay, we got ourselves a little puzzle here All right the oh Y'all I just I literally just stumbled into the correct order. It's four three two one and then two again What Probably jimmy I can't use my jet pack That's security access never mind There we go That was easy enough Oh my okay, we're sarah. Where are we going? I wouldn't I honestly wouldn't be surprised if we got something like a at least a 20 gig patch On release day, especially since I keep getting stuck on rocks He sure did your part. I sure did Thank you Because thank you. You're welcome. There's nothing I could have done that in a reasonable amount of time all by myself Yes, you could have all there was was walking around flipping breakers. Come on As long as the money's good. I'll do what needs doing, right? Thanks for your help. I was able to trace the power dream. I know where it's coming from. Okay Unfortunately, the source is exactly where I was afraid it was the trade authority. Okay So that's something that I'll deal with that'll be fun. I guess so if you wanted that along I certainly wouldn't complain, but if not, then this is where we part ways Should I follow her? So thanks to you we've got evidence that the trade authority is behind the power dream being reported down here I don't know if you ever dealt with the trade authority Zoe is Okay Just make sure this doesn't go badly I mean, I don't know. I was like, you don't need a babysitter, but I got you back Thanks, that means a lot You can do the talking Just be ready for well, we're gonna get in the fight in it We we definitely get in the fight. All right. Well, you ready Sarah? Come on, Sarah. Let's go Oh, I hate how slow you walk Hey, what's up, man Leave you be fine. Shit. Oh medbay. Hang on. Hang on. Louisa Oh, yo, I what the hell happened to her face? Yeah, I got credits what you got Eight I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying Med packs. Yes, Jesus I will take all of them joints Yes, I will I will take all those health packs. Bye Bye. I'm stuck Well, now I know where to go for my medical stuff. So That was the one thing I was what hey, what's up? I'm okay Hey, how you doing? Oh, okay. Shit. I didn't mean to Damn everybody's so rude here Oh, what's this? We got apex electronics. You all got apex legends in here Hey, how y'all doing? Oh, you're I know yeah, because I'm trying to get that uh that shield uh ripper thing shield breaker I already passed exam myself Don't worry. Being a pilot is hard. Give up now and save yourself the embarrassment Don't worry. These things take time. You look Good. How old are you? You like 22 Okay Which is that city pretty as hell. Oh you talking about down here. I'll take I see you. All right. I got you Yeah, I agree. This place is depressing as hell and he's got this fart haze around it all the time The only saving grace is you stay here long enough. You forget about the smell girl earlier I saw this dude who farted in his own suit. Yeah, he did. He farted in his own suit His helmet was full of green funk. Yeah, you gonna laugh if you want to I see your lips. Okay never mind I thought it was funny. I'm just saying I didn't mean I I'm just gonna let you go Yeah, later. Shit Good evening fellows Nope, not at all. Hey solvents Yeah, I said, um, I'm gonna be live for several hours today, but I'm about to go grab some food and come back later I'll probably be back around six or seven And if we can avoid it, okay, I'm I'm having fun. I'm finally having fun I finally figured out the gameplay and all that stuff I just relaxed everything is gonna be fine. I won't fire the first shot, but I will fire the last one She's like, bitch. Love your role Run me my funds. Are you sure about that? No, you're not We got to it. You are the bot. Wait a second. What are we talking about? She a she a bottom? What you think to break out of strap? What? I will shoot you right in your earlobe Yeah I ain't leaving her here with you Karen the fuck is wrong with you You're you going yep, you're gonna try and get me killed You know what she's doing girl. You know what she Are you sure about that? They finna kill you You can do your little dance move away from me all you want. They finna kill you. Why won't you look at me? Listen No, they're gonna kill you and then when I get there, they're gonna try and kill me I'm gonna blow their heads off. I'm gonna come back here and find you cooling on the goddamn floors. What's gonna happen? Don't back up from me You I'm coming I'm coming back here. Yeah getting that corner. I'm coming back here I'm gonna shoot you in your whole ass crack right there. It's going right there right in between your butt cheeks You're gonna have two boot or holes Fucker. All right. I'm gonna go get my ass handed to me. I'll be back God damn it All this bullshit got me running around this damn outpost Putting me in danger I like you tia. You can't be that stupid. Where the fuck am I going? I I want you to get out my way. You bald-headed bastard looking like Uh, dude from robocop. What was his name? Peter Sellers. No, that ain't right. Peter Weller Look at you looking like a out of shape robocop. Look get the fuck out of my face That hell's wrong with you. We got to get up there somehow We got a junction box. Okay. It's on now Um, excuse me Excuse me. Yep. Yep Shit, excuse me Pardon me. It won't let me jump again. There we go. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me Excuse me. Excuse me Fuck Excuse me. It won't let me jump y'all Once I get up so high. It won't let me jump and it is literally right there. Okay So Let's go This way I can't get through there. Uh-huh. That's what I thought All right, well that one looks good Ooh, that one could fit there though. All right, so that one could fit there And then Nope Then this one fits there That one fits there Yeah Yeah, all right, we got it I dad do dead What just happened What's happening Why is everybody screaming is everybody screaming because I came in I got some apple pot I got a knif to stab you with Oh what we got out here From nico, this is nico a friend of mine told me you are looking to purchase a model s. Is that true? You replied yes, my man Those robots are so badass. I've got to have one guarding my mansion. You know How much are you selling them for? Slow down. I have one it's a decommissioned unit that the ecliptic That's a hard word to say We're looking to get rid of if you can pay in cash. We can make a sale You do know it's illegal to buy these things, right? You replied yay, and I don't care What security going to do when I unleash big Bruno on them, huh? Yeah, I have the cash. Where do you live? From nico 22 days ago Oh, you are not coming to where I live meet me behind o' ryan tower at midnight in two days Bring all the cash with you. I cannot stress that enough. No cash. No sale Please know that I have contingencies for people who decide to be edged You replied yes, my man two days best day of your life From nico 20 days ago Okay, that was cute, but you really need to come back immediately and give me my money You are lucky that I'm willing to let you live after that If you don't pay me or return the robot. I will kill you. I am not playing games You replied Whoo, you got dropped You got tofu You were all hello. Yes, sir. Do you have the money? Thank you, please and I was like here's your money Ha ha ha now I have Bruno. What are you going to do? Go to the uc sending black market robots as a legal agent You know what's funny? I do have the money. I keep it right next to my bed Not that you'll ever know where that is. Bye. Bye From nico 20 days ago Are you out of your mind? Can you possibly be this stupid? You know who I bought that robot from right do the words remote activation mean anything to you Bring me my money immediately or you will be dead in your apartment tonight You replied ha ha ha ha tofu bruh Yeah, I'm about to get this money though Ooh space trucker hat That seems fun. I'm worried that another something's gonna come get me All right, well fair enough danger Danger will Robinson danger All right, um, we have to find a way up Well, that ain't gonna help me I think I can get up there if I do this Okay, it just you just grabbed onto it. What did you do dude? Oh Well, I have no idea Let's follow this There we go Pale ale meal pack chicken definitely not I can't go in there How do we get up? How do we do anything in this game? And there's something in there too. Yeah, I think we might have found it finally Yes Okay, we found it. It took a hot minute, but we found it. I'm going. I'm going wait a second I already did this. All right, whatever Requires a key, huh? Oh look Yeah, I need to go it's already we've been going for four hours and 40 minutes I'm about to go Let me do a quick save just in case All right, so I I'm gonna grab some food and get off my butt for a little while Um, and then I will be back tonight Uh, and then I'll probably play for several hours tonight also uh But uh Yeah, um, I'm off all day tomorrow, so I won't be here at all, but I will be back around Six or seven something like that. Uh, I'll post everything to the discord Buy solvents buy tie buy jimmy Um derpy if you're still in here. Goodbye. Y'all have a good night Oh, I'll see you in a couple hours. Never mind