 Okay Tea specifically British tea. I have never ever had a cup of Proper British tea before I have a lot of mods that are from the UK I have a lot of friends that are from the UK and I get shamed for it Especially whenever I drink tea on stream or in a video people are always like what tea are you drinking? What are you putting your tea? I don't know dude. It's like green tea or something I don't know a throat coat you ever throw out your coat dude And so today I thought that I would finally dive into What it means to be British? And I'm gonna try a bunch of British tea because they all You know all about the British and how they fucking just think they're so much better than all of us with their fucking tea Dude, how good could it be? How good could it be? This is sugar. So I've got the key ingredients. I've got sugar I've got milk. I've got my thing a lot of people are also apparently really disturbed. I love this mug It's big. It's boisterous. It can fill a lot of liquid people don't like that It's clear, but I thought for this video one I want to make people uncomfortable, but two it'll be good to see For sure what color the tea is, you know So I asked Charlie one of my mods to make a video for me on how to make a proper cup of tea So we got a boil the kettle I don't have a kettle with me. I also got a so many crumpets. I Didn't mean to buy I have four more of these. I have five of these bags of crumpets I don't even know what are they muffins. Can I even eat these? We're gonna have a classic tea and crumpet combo That's a nice sound in it boil a kettle Uh-huh put a tea bag in yeah Put in the water. Okay. You stir the tea stir the tea put in a dash of milk That's not very much milk at all just milk. Is there no sugar in this a little bit more milk. Oh, Jesus take the tea bag out No sugar in the pot. That's a wap dude. All right So that I think is a controversial way on how to make tea I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it right now because I know people put sugar in tea I got PG tips. Huh Yorkshire tea Yorkshire. I got these I Don't want any of these actually hooker tea. I don't really want green matcha tea I don't think I want that. I also got this big old box twinnings green tea I got typhoon tea. I got Tetley classic black tea and I got lion's Original blend. All right, so let's go with the classic first Let's go with PG tips because all the British people love their PG tips and they say What's your favorite tea posted down below in the comments my all right, how do I open this ah? Push to feel the fresh taste Wow, it smells like tea my door is open my kettle is on to hmm from come on. I thought it's been too long I'm so sorry. All right put the tea bag in in my coffee I usually put like a spoon and a little bit of sugar all right. Let's put this in Okay, it's a little dash a little dash of it Set too much milk. I think I might have put too much milk in it I need somewhere to put my tea bags Do you think my neighbors hate me my neighbors probably hate me okay? I've got it now the first cup of tea. What are the aromas that I'm smelling smelling It's a jasmine juniper To marick okay a lot of sense up in here first of a tea All right, let's do it. It doesn't really taste like anything who who's British in my phone It doesn't taste like anything Charlie. It tastes like warm Liquid I'm using PG tips by the way. I also put sugar in it. You didn't in the video Controversial it'll be in it. It doesn't taste like anything. It's the deal Don't get the right PG tips I got the original I just don't see the appeal Maybe it's because I don't have enough British in me, but I'll just don't get it I just wanted to make sure I did it right my mind isn't blown I thought that it would be similar like a cup of coffee where it's like, you know, there's some stuff in there This is kind of just hot water. I forgot to eat the crumpets with it dog Is that a crucial step? All right from the resident British person who doesn't like We're gonna try the other standard, which is Yorkshire tea mine. I've got so much bloody tea Here's the thing guys I couldn't just get one thing of tea, but they don't just sell one box of tea They have to sell them in huge Hacks for some reason and not just don't get enough a rich refreshing classic black tea. That's Yorkshire for you Where is Yorkshire? All I'm added share your brew outstanding tea is since 1886 well They haven't fucking they haven't changed it since 1886. No wonder why it doesn't taste like anything They didn't even have flavors back then. I'm not impressed dude. I thought that this was gonna be a life-changing event for me I'm disappointed. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed says my dad gonna mix it in a little bit this time I'm gonna keep the tea bag in a lot of people say didn't get it out But you know, I took I didn't let it steep. I figured it out gamers The reason why it didn't taste good and it had no flavor was I only let it sit for a couple of Couple of seconds and then I took it out I didn't get the full flavor experience because I didn't allow myself to see isn't this good You can clearly see what I'm doing with I think this is good to have this clear Block it right in front of you. Why are zip lock stuff on things more? You know Oh Wow They're so moist. That's a wap. Let's get the dog hair out of the tea So this is Yorkshire the other sort of standard of tea Well, I'm definitely getting a little bit more of a scent here. Oh I'm getting an essence of tea I can't taste it because I just burp my fucking tongue off guy. All right. Let's dunk it. That's really bad People not have taste buds. Why do people eat that? Listen? I don't want to shame British people That's not what I'm doing here. What I'm doing is I'm trying to see What people do across the pond, you know, and I'm just not getting it. I Like Yorkshire tea. This is me crank gameplays making an official statement I like Yorkshire tea better than PG tips. The crumpets are really really bad Maybe I just got shitty crumpets, but they just don't taste like anything and again I'm not trying to shame your culture dog. I'm just trying to live life love a little bit, you know I'm just trying to figure out what the hype is all about, you know I'm just trying to see how you see with your all over there. Is this should I not do this? All right up next is typhoon spot So much tea anybody in the LA area that I'm friends with wants tea You fucking let me know baby. All right. I'm gonna go out of the limb I'm gonna make this as if I really know what I'm doing and what the ratios are putting in that much milk I'm not using sugar this time. All right. I'm gonna be like an adult do adults put sugar in their tea I have no idea. I have no idea. The sugars and is a is a child's ingredient. Huh a child's ingredient also guys I'm not wearing it right now, but go to crank gameplays.com and get the new merch. It's dandy. There's so many things There I Should be wearing it right now, but it's in the laundry, and I'm an idiot and I think plan ahead There's a lot of people on the internet That are like wow Ethan crank gameplays. What a hottie I'd have to agree I hate myself pour it in the lovely cup of tea pour it in that looks just like milk That looks gross. I don't really want to drink this. Oh, but it's turning darker as I let it steep more All right, I think this tea is ready for my tummy. I just don't get it That's the shittiest one in the bunch. Absolutely. Maybe it's because I didn't put sugar in it But that's the shittiest one. What's the flavor? You can't just call it original like what is it original signature taste? Okay, but what does that mean original blend? What does original blend mean? I don't know why I got this I spent like $200 on flan tea. All right. Here's the box that we got and here's the tea We got this tea. We got this tea all of these teas. Wow. We've got English afternoon Throw that on the table. What is this Berry fusion? I don't really want it. What's this? Earl gray. I've heard so much about Earl gray. What's this? I don't know. What's this shy? I don't really want shy green tea. Whatever green tea green tea Irish breakfast. What's the difference between Irish and English? All right, so we're gonna try English breakfast We're gonna try Irish breakfast. We're gonna try Earl gray Those are the ones. Let's start out with English breakfast. I've heard of many a many a good word about this is English afternoon All right Smells exactly the same like everything else. Just put a dash in That's good. Let's get some sugar in here. Let's put one and a little bit Let's put the water in now. Let's mix this big up excellent We dunk we dip we dab we whatever teabag out or teabag in I think we should leave the teabag in gamers I'm calling it here. You leave the teabag in. Don't you want more flavor rather than just more water? That's all I'm saying. I only have 10 minutes left on the msd card So we might not go well. I mean, what do we have left Petley black tea? It's not gonna be any different also with all the Unopened things. I'll figure out something to do with them. I'm not just gonna throw it all away I'll bring it somewhere. It's too hot. It's way too hot. Good for my mouth off I'm gonna drink this now But it's still so fucking hot Hey English afternoon That was the best one I've had yet just coming out and saying it twinnings English afternoon That's the best tea I've had yet. All right. Let's do Earl gray. Oh A different scent hey, hold on. Let me put the Mustard in the mustard we've mixed you up even the teabagging Earl gray I was impressed by the scent of this. How much time is left four minutes? All right. All right twinnings Let's go dude. I like it. I don't know if I like I think I like a brick fist Afternoon delight. What is this English afternoon? I think I like English afternoon more, but hey, it's got flavor I just don't really like the flavor that much like it's fine. I would drink it But I'm not crazy about the flavor, but at least it has flavor All right, the final countdown gamers. This is the final bag of tea twinning's Irish breakfast mine. What's it smell like? I like it. Look at this. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow How close are you? We're gonna press the teabag up against the side of the wall here to get even more flavor Draining out of this boy. Here we are. It's the final. It's the it's the Wembley's final He's got tea madness final cup of tea twinnings Earl What am I doing? Twinnings Irish breakfast tea the sensation of the nation of Ireland. I pray To the big man upstairs Sean McLaughlin best Irishman I know number eight our best Irishman in the world I pray to you to give me a cup of tea that just beyond extraordinary and beyond anything that I've ever Steering in my life. Okay That's the worst one of them Ireland. Let me die. I'm not blaming it on Sean jacksepticeye, but I am gonna say that you know, he's not a tea guy He's more of a coffee guy top of the morning coffee genuinely my favorite coffee and not just because he's my friend because He paid me a billion dollars to promote this coffee. No, he didn't pay me anything. I genuinely love this coffee and I buy it myself I don't get it for free, baby. I I support the local business. All right. This video is done. Okay, this camera's gotten Zero minutes left on the card. What are you doing? How are you still recording? I'm gonna address you you you you I don't know who cameras dies first. This has been an experiment to see what the British people experience on an everyday basis and to be honest, I'm not impressed I did really like English afternoon and Earl gray English afternoon is the best tea that I had here today No space on the memory card one. Okay, just talking to you now This was an experiment that I decided to try because I wanted to see what it's like to be a British person with tea And I wasn't impressed. It's all about Learning and becoming more cultured and you know stepping outside of your comfort zone Hmm, so thank you for stepping outside your comfort zone and experiencing what it means to be a tea master a master of tea a tea man I'm leaving. I'm going far away. I'm never coming back. I hope that this was anywhere enjoyable. Was it? Bable thank you guys so much for watching if you'd like to check out the new merch it is Privacy I've ever been a porch. I think it looks awesome. It's super comfy and Yeah, anybody who pre-ordered it already. It should be coming in January So just to let you know because it was a pre-order thing and they're not shipping until January the beginning of January But I believe so it'll be coming out very soon So yeah, if you want to check that out go ahead and Do it and get it my personal favorite is the green Thank you for watching I'll see you later. I can't do that anymore shit. Thank you for Bye