 Hello and welcome to another edition of Dank Memes from Site-19. Let's get right into the memes with this one, the Foundation dealing with a mass containment breach, an attack from the chaos insurgency. Yeah, I've often found like SCP containment breach of the game, but not just that. The stories on the site sometimes have like a mass serious containment breach that threatens to release all sorts of really dangerous things into the world, and the chaos insurgency just thinks, now's a good time to attack. Yes, let's just end up causing the destruction of the world, because the chaos insurgency is so thinly defined on the SCP wiki. Everyone always talks about like, wouldn't it be interesting if this or that and the other thing on the chaos insurgency? And I'm always like, you know, literally you could do any story with the chaos insurgency because there's barely any canonical representation of them. I know there's some people that have been working on alternative views of them that actually make them interesting, but they really are so thinly defined. They're just basically, hey, what if it was the SCP Foundation, but evil or moving on to this is a dank memes from site 19 specific me memes about memes toaster pic exists dank memes from site 19 comedy obtained. Yep. Metamine humor. This one bothers me. Dr. Bright, Dr. Cleft, killing Hitler a few days before his death, high fives. You know what bothers me the most about this is this is a reference to a tale I wrote called Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to utilize temporal anomalies in order to travel back in time to kill Hitler. I think I got that in one. It's a long title for me to try to remember, but it also has Dr. Sumerian in it. They skipped the doctors. It should have been better. Dr. Bright doesn't succeed in that. Dr. Bright and Dr. Sumerian end up having an argument and while they're doing that Cleft has also traveled back in time some other way and ends up killing Hitler before they get a chance. And also it's not a few days before his death. It's when he dies. It's a self fulfilling bootstrap paradox sort of thing where like Hitler dies in the bunker because Cleft kills him. I'm on the road to story. I know what's going on. Grim dark characters, lol foundation characters, the scp foundation. I guess that means there's room enough for both. It really is. Trying to explain 2521 in first person, small brain. 343 meeting the gate guardian, big brain. Checking if 096 tries to become a toaster, mega brain. Checking if 682 recognizes the bodies in the water, galaxy brain. Do you though? You know, recognize the bodies in the water? I wonder since I'm a toaster do I recognize the bodies in the water? This is supposed to be Bush v Gore, but it uses Trump. They couldn't have found a picture of Donald, they couldn't have found a picture of Al Gore and Governor Bush from back. I mean there's plenty of them available. Plus there's plenty of them with the Al Gore looking really angry. Never ask a woman her age. Never ask a man his salary. Why not? See this is so silly. Never ask a woman her age. You know what? Actually it's never ask a woman her age. Never ask a woman her weight. Never ask a man his height. Never ask the scp foundation about scp 055. I don't care about my salary or my age. I don't think most women actually care about telling what their age is. The only reason they don't is because society has conditioned us all to be like those are bad things we shouldn't talk about. Same thing with the salary, to be honest with you. That way if people don't talk about how much money they make then the companies you work for can exploit you better because they'll pay certain people less without anyone knowing that they're getting paid less. Yay for societal constructs that have no real meaning that keep you... I don't know how this became a sociopolitical thing. I guess it's just be just who I am. Foundation. scp 049. What is the pestilence? scp 049. Good question. Has no idea either. That's always been my view on it. I think the reason why he doesn't answer is because he really doesn't know. Old scps? New scps. I mean I guess the idea... the idea is that old scps are simple but functional and new scps are complex and hard to understand maybe? Is that what we're coming from here? I mean I believe the title of the page was something along the lines. If I'm not saying either is better or worse I'm just saying this is what they are. I don't know that that's necessarily true either. There's old scps that are overly complex and there are new scps that are simple. I don't even think it's a trend. I think it's just we have these weird like we have ideas in our head of what the scp wiki is without actually it being true. When you're stuck in a white void and you realize you have no mouth confused. I don't know what this is from but it does look pretty hilarious. Carl mining his own business. Seal's tough guy finger snapping. Coming for you Carl. I wonder if that's going to be my... I wonder if on the scp wiki uh f u carl is going to be my like magnum opus. I wouldn't mind it doesn't bother me it's just I'm wondering if out of everything I've written so far is that going to be the one that stays the highest rated? Only time will tell. Welcome back sir. Will you be making a statement? Can we have an interview Mr. Tintin? Er... well I... I think articles not starting the foundation are better. I don't know if they're better but some of them are pretty good during the broken mass grade canon. UN. So yeah you got some pretty lit anomalies foundation. LMAO. Wait until you see the unkillable lizard. UN though. What? I don't know where this is from. This is in pretty good artwork. Is this original to this McCain IRL fella or did he take it from somewhere else? Either way Perry this... casual. Fair enough. Reality. The Scarlet King. Let me in. Let me in. I really like this one. This is pretty good. The idea for the reality being just a metal fence and Scarlet King outside just screaming let me in. Me talking about SCPs I really like. Dr. Samarian let me stop you right there. Yeah I do that a lot. I have this this uh it's not weird but uh I have this thing where I every time somebody says something that I find even slightly objectionable I'll be like well let me tell you what's really going on and then I get one of this long overly complex explanation of what my opinion is as though my opinion is complete and total fact uh because it is. Waiter give me a neck sandwich and make it snappy. I laughed so hard when I saw this the first time. I mean my god it's so good make it snappy. I read the first half of it was like I don't know and then I read the second I was like oh that's great I went you had me in I'm not gonna lie you had me in the first half then the second half man ha ha D-class get killed every month stop just stop they get amnesty sized and relocated everyone understands that except the ones uh which would benefit which the foundation would benefit more from keeping them exactly where they are and doing what they're doing I can't help but think this should have been SCP instead of SPC 1609 exists the GOC now this is an Avengers level threat I'm pretty sure that's the chair that they mulched yes this is uh that's about right wait for real you know I've never actually read hold on survival education destruction protection and concealment I am so so sorry but there is no no fucking way no matter what the GOC whatever their mission statement is there's no way the GOC would have the word destruction on their logo I've only never looked at this up close before I always saw this and just thought that it was you know whatever that is there's no way no what organization would do that are we the bad guys I think we are look at our logo it says destruction right there on it yeah but it says education right above it and survival and concealment and protection yeah but it says destruction that's a that's a good point huh are we the baddies I think you might be you're wrong I didn't say anything it doesn't matter you're wrong yeah handsome devil though some creating a facility in the late 1890s holding people against their these uh using people to test on extremely dangerous entities having corrupt and powerful people to run the most dangerous facility creating your own enemies and going to war with them the scp foundation built on blood that's about as accurate as it can be I think whoever created this might not be uh might not have English as a first language but it's still incredibly accurate anyway it's okay to ask for help you're not a burden murder is okay I feel like this would have been better the murder is okay would have been better if it'd been put at the end because it would have been it's okay to add because you know English readers read left to right and then uh the top to bottom so it would have been it's okay to ask for help you're not a burden your feelings matter murder is okay instead of this murder is okay in the middle which feels like it kind of spoiled I mean I get what they're doing maybe this is and maybe this is a reference to something that already exists and that's the reason why it's this way I just really think they should have flipped those two it's okay to ask you because you would have been it's okay to ask for help you're not a burden your feelings matter murder is okay either way it's still pretty funny UIU I demand to be taken seriously other GOIs no I you know the ethics committee used to not be taken seriously in in universe or out of universe until there was some stuff written about how they secretly were a lot more competent than there I feel like UIU could use something along those lines because even in the ones where they're you know they're competent or they do their jobs they're still subservient to all the other GOIs that are like more serious like the foundation foundation we finally contained scp 1425 celebrities will act normal now celebrities yeah I'm putting something on YouTube where I'm building the planet Saturn without I have no idea what the context for that is but yeah I'd be yeah crazy is crazy thank you very much for watching if you like this video scroll down and hit the subscribe button and then hit the notification bell next to that so you're reminded when I upload new videos and if you like this content and you want to see more like it or you want to see more of the you're wrong about series or you want to see more of the verses and tales series or you want to see more writing advice head on over to patreon.com forward slash D samarian there will be a link at the end of the video there'll be a link in the description and there'll be a link in the first comment because I have nothing if not thirsty when it comes to getting patreon backers shut up join the people on your screen right now in supporting this content long-term and letting me know that I'm not alone out here I'll see you all again on Thursday