 How's it going, fellas? We're playing every single NBA 2K. And we gotta get a perfect release on all of these. Now, in the early ones, it's not too hard. You just have to choose Michael Jordan or somebody. But as we go on, I reckon they'll get a little bit more difficult. Up first, we have the original NBA 2K with Alan Iverson on the cover. We're playing on Dreamcast, which means we got these butt-ugly controllers with one analog. So let's get into it. Have you played this game before? Never, why can't I? All right, should be easy W done. You know, after doing the NBA Live video, this isn't so bad. This is not so bad. Oh, actually, hold on, hold on. We gotta get the difficulty on point if we're gonna do this. All starters, the highest difficulty. We're gonna do that on every single game. Highest difficulty simulation. I am an all-star, but... I forgot, I forgot how to play! Hey, I... Let's get it! Let's get it, boy! That's not the hardest difficulty. I mean, come on, when you lie, you lie. It was! All right. Okay, I guess I lost. Ha-ha! All right, we're up next to NBA 2K. Everyone, Alan Averson is also on the cover of this one. Now, I am sweating, but it's because it's hot as s***. I don't know what is going on. It's winter, but we're in Atlanta. You're privileged. I didn't give it away to your mother. Okay, I'm calling it over to Alan. Is that Patrick even? Sure. I did not know he played for the Sonics. I don't know how to jump. I don't know... Oh no! That's game! Ah, let's go! That's game! This is looking like your first... This is the hardest difficulty. All right, man. Okay. I called it with Reggie Miller, too. I know you did. I heard you call it. All right, next up, fellas. I'm on a losing streak, NBA 2K2. Has Alan Averson on the cover as well. This one should be a little bit more challenging. The early ones were super, super easy, but as we go on, the games do get harder. New rule! If you hit a three, kind of like overtime in the NFL, I have to hit one or I lose. Okay, okay, that's fine. You know what I mean? Bad, that's way more fun. Ha-ha-ha! Oh, this is stupid. I do remember this now. Okay, I just need shooters. I need shooters. Yao Ming, let's get it. You're not shooting up for the reason, Yao Ming. Imagine he hits it, you're gonna cry. I would cry if you hit it. That's me, baby. Ah! Steve Nash with the... You can't leave me open! Ah! You gotta answer back, bud. Derek Fisher, headband Derek Fisher? Oh, wait, wait. Is that Rick Fox? I saw him in the game one, in his shoulders. Kobe! Ooh! It's quick! It's quick! I'm still 2-1-1 though, so we're good. Bro, this man was on every cover. What is this? NBA 2K3? Guess who's on the... It's Alan Iverson again. 99,001 and 2-0-3. Guys, the go-way. Who's in the next one? Oh, this is T-Mac. Although it would have been hilarious if it was Iverson. That's AI, bro. That's a T-Mac. Oh! T-Mac, what the hell? Does this look anything like T-Mac? Yes, the answer is yes. You're racist. You better pay attention, my guy, because this is Ray Allen and Kobe on the squad. I know. Yeah, I mean, are you shooting at him? Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Square. No sir! No sir! No! I'm right there. I'm there. Boards! He just tipped it in. Oh, I know, what the hell? That was air ball. Oh! What the hell was that? Oh, T! You know what? I just feel good to be your winner, man. I tell you that. Two and two. Next up, I... Yeah, he's always on the cover. It's NBA 2K4, except it ain't really called. They call it the ESPN basketball. That's Iverson. I told you, that's how I tried to tell you it was Iverson. Shut the hell up, I said it was Iverson. You got his T-Mac your whole life. T-Mac, and nobody's correct me. All right, well, agent fans, he was wrong. It was AI the whole time. Oh, apparently. All right, give me that. Oh, I almost had it, too. I'm there, that's it. Cash, baby! Cash! And what? Cash! Hey, yo, Dirk is seven foot! He says that's horrible. He's out the truth, though. He's always been horrible. You're gonna lie. Oh, no, sir! No, sir! Fuck me, ass! Let's go! I'm sweating. Just take a little bit. I'm sweating so much. Why would you stop running, you fool? No way. Does that mean you lose? No, no, no, no. You lose them, right? No, I hit the shot. I hit the first shot, bro. Oh, OK, OK, that's how I'm gonna play. Oh, yo, don't eat. He's gonna eat food. No, sir, no, sir! Game. Oh! Answer back! Getting awfully quiet there. No way, that's a fade. Yee-haw! You've done it and dunked it back. That was pretty hard, but you're still eliminated. Man, I should have walked that fucking tail out here. Next up, finally, we've got a different cover. It's Ben Wallace, NBA 2K5. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Are you sure about this one? I'm sure, bro. Like, bro, we're playing in Egypt, man! What else is there? I want to play in Egypt! No checks. We just play. No such thing as a check ball. Why they wearing track suits in this, bro? We're playing in Egypt, man. What the hell? All right, ice and motion. Ooh! Oh, that's buckets! I can't even see! Oh, you got it back. You got it back. How? I don't know. Is there no out of bounds? I don't think so. This is bullshit. Cash. No, sir. Answer back! Let's go. I can't even see that. Why is Dirk directly behind AI? That's my question. Oh, no. Man, you do this for a living. Shut the hell up. Next up, we got Shaquille and Neil on NBA 2K6. You can have to win one of these, bro. I won two. I know, but it's on the Dreamcast, so it doesn't really count. You know what? Whatever. I won two. Shut the hell up. Yeah, you should have this one. Wait, wait. You should have this in the microphone. Hold on. You should have this in the way. I'm actually sweating right now. Yeah. OK, you're sweating, too. Damn, I keep trying to tell people, man. I'm actually sweating. Oh, we got a whole little thing now! It's getting really serious, then. OK. Oh, you can't jump with square no more. It's triangle. OK, OK. OK, no, that's how we play now, though. Yeah, I'll keep terrible whatsoever. Well, this is game for you, if you miss. Bro, AI's doing this all by himself, bro. Oh, that's a two? That's a two. It doesn't count. I can verify this with Shaquille and Neil. That's Dwayne Wade. NBA 2K7. That's Dwayne Wade. It's nice. First of all, we're playing in China. That's amazing. 2K, how come we can't do that in 2020? He just said a screen. I'm pissed. I'm pissed. Oh, my God! What are you doing, you white-ass open? That's your favorite player right there. I'm right here with you. Oh, wait, what the hell? That's a travel. I'm right there, please no. Ah, let's go! Answer back. Answer back. I just miss what I do. Answer back. Listen, man. This is ISO Joe we got right here, man. Please ISO. No sir! No sir! That's a dub, you feel me? It's been a long day. That's a dub. What game is that? I mean, sorry. Who's on the cover? Who's on the cover? What's the rules on cheating? Don't. Like, isn't that always the rule I feel like? Because if you're cheating, then it's clearly against the rules, so don't. You're too quiet. What are you planning? What the? I'm trying to pattern focus. Let me look. I'm right there, bro. If you... What did you do? How are you cheating? Let me see it real quick. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Let me see that. Let me see that. Please! Let me see it! I missed. You missed? You did, bro. I'm talking about it. Have a nice day. Ow! Come on. This game is banged up. This game is this banged up. I remember it. I remember it. Give me the ball. Let me have possession. If it doesn't score, you win. That's it. Oh, and it's Winner's Ball? What the f*** is this? Give me the ball. Okay, so that's how you do that. Okay, hurry up. Because I don't know the controls, man. Hurry up. I'm telling you, give me the ball and you're shooting by... I held it all the way. I held it all the way. Nah. So you quit. You're done. You lost. Is that better? Yes. He's going to hit that. This difficulty is a**, bro. It's so a**. Which one's the three? Why can't I switch players? Are we shooting NBA 3 or a quad? I can't switch players. Instead, he's jumping. Look at what Baron Davis is doing, bro. Please. I'm going with the severe depression, man. This game sucks. This game is horrible. Do it. Do it. Hit the camera. Hit the camera. All right, so we didn't have NBA 2K10 for some odd reason, which is a tragedy, considering it's my favorite one. But here's 2K11. This one's better. It's not better. Darren Williams up, Chris Paul. Yeah, me. Ain't no controller going to stop me. Give me that. You know what I'm talking about? Give me that. Westbrook? No. Why did you do that? That's not how you cross over. Yeah, obviously not. Do you cross over? There's no such thing. Do you contest? Buckins. Get that out of here. Answer back. Answer back. No pump. Worst 2K of all time after 18 and potentially 20, depending on how this year goes. OK, this is where I leave, because I can't play that. Hey, man. How you doing? Doing good, June. You're like my talk show. I got a shot for the specialty shot. I just made a face like two minutes ago. I don't cut that out. What was the face you made? I don't know what you're on. Yo, what the? This room is so hot. I was perfectly fine up until four seconds ago. You hear that, guys? What? She was right, right? Right. You have to look down to go right. OK, yeah, I'm going to win. Wait, wait, wait. I don't think she would do that. He's not joking. He's not joking? He's not joking. All right, nice. Crossed out. Yeah. I don't know you're going to win. I just have a feeling. No idea what he's doing. He's making a sound. OK, where's the? I'm thoroughly depressed. I'm going through severe throat. Come on now. Back up, back up. Shoot, shoot, shoot. Oh, is that me? Yeah. That's so hard to tell, man. I don't know. There's names under the player. I think you have to hold it like way longer. You know what I mean? Just stand in front of him. Yo, move out my way. Just stand in front of him. Stand in front of him. If he misses, you win. I already lost. Oh, no, we both shot. We both shot red, so it doesn't count. I don't like a lot to you. We might just have to forfeit this one. I don't even know how to do it myself. How is this? How would none of these are green? How are none of these green right now? I have hope. I have hope. Yo, how did you do that behind the back? I'll show you. I didn't shoot that. I swear I didn't shoot that. I didn't shoot that. I just did. I did not click square. Run it. Next up, fellas, we got NBA 2K14. Wow, we're on the PS4 fun. We're playing on Hall of Fame difficulty, of course. And I believe the shot meter's on, so you have to get an excellent release or it does not count. Come on, come on, come on, come on. No! Please! I got one more chance though. Yeah, you got one more chance. OK, all right. I'd like Corey Joseph to shoot it too, if that's what you wanted. Pull up from deep. Very early. Yeah. Got that board, got that board, got that board. Next up, Kevin Durant, 2K15, ladies and gentlemen. What are you going to do? Nothing. Yes! I want to tip off. Because I wasn't looking. That wasn't a green. Please, where was it? No. Bro, these are not. You're just lying, bro. As I'm saying, I should have won. This, yo, does not make no sense. This is how I always. Why are the releases so slow? For you, Shabazz, not pure, he's in the sh. Yo, I'm pissed. I'm at this point, I'm furious. Bro, oh my god. That's, you mean to tell me that's not perfect? Not going to lie to you, Willie. We're in the fourth order. Let me open it. What? And this is like taking, this is a bit, this is actually a challenge. Oh! I was pressured. All right, here we go, baby. Can I have my way? I should give it to Willie, yeah. Because I think, what are you doing? Why did you do that? Why did you do that? You're welcome. Now you guys can move along. I won. All right. Okay, no, no, no. Teeth, teeth, don't. Watch it all fall out. Fall out. It's game. It's, yo, I'm, dude, that's my guy, Clay, bro. I tried telling you he had the best release. All right, you gotta answer back. I'm gonna come back to Caleb. Is Caleb on the court now? Let's go. Next up, 2K17 and the also infamous Paul George loading screen. The lead will be really happy with this one. Yeah, he'll be so happy. Very happy. I think he's probably throwing a party next week. 100%. I doubt it. You're even gonna fight it? This is it. This is it, fellas. Set the screen. He brings the ball up the court. Kairi Irving passes. Kairi Irving passes the ball. That's Paul George. Paul George brings it to the top of the viewpoint line. There's a double team. There's a double team. Paul George in the trap. I don't care! Escapes the trap. Bounce pass inside to Kairi at a bounce. Oh, yeah. Feels good to be a winner, man. I'm gonna tell you guys right now. You know what's crazy? I got you from my back here. Read it! Bam! Let's go. I'm getting bored of winning. I'm getting bored of winning. Shut the hell up. Do the honors. Let me get the forms. Comfortable? Yup. Hey 2K19, Yanis is on the cover, fellas. No. Good stuff, Kevin Love. Beautiful trap. Hey, are you gonna agree on one of these eventually? Mr. Kevin Love? It's a wrap. It's a wrap. Get back, Uzi. Let me hit 2K20, guys. That was the closest I've been. Yeah, that was the closest you've been. That was the closest I've been. Why did you fade? I had a chance! Hey, thank you guys for watching. It was a long ass video. If you enjoyed, drop a like. I'm gonna catch you guys in the next one. Thanks, Uzi, for joining me. Oh my god. Oh! What are you doing? What the hell? What are you doing there? Wear other shirts. Oh, Michelin S. I mean this. I don't know Michelin S. He did. He hurt his head. I know it. 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