 The Chevrolet program starring Jack Dany with Frank Black in his orchestra. Frank Black opens the program with Roll Up the Cop. Last week, my friends, I directed your attention to that big, striking Chevrolet poster now on all the billboards. Every minute, someone buys a Chevrolet. Ladies and gentlemen, that statement is incorrect. Tonight I take pleasure in informing you that since the Chevrolet poster was prepared, Chevrolet sales have shown such an increase that instead of every minute someone buys a Chevrolet, it should be every 40 seconds someone buys a Chevrolet. Now, that mind too is every 40 seconds, night and day. And here are the figures to back it up. During the month of May, Chevrolet dealers reported the sale of over 65,700 cars and trucks. That's 17,500 better than May 1932. 11,800 better than April of this year. Naturally, Chevrolet is grateful to the American public for making such a record possible. A record which exceeds by 1,000 cars a day, the May production of any builder of automobile. And everybody knows why. Chevrolet is the only car giving Fisher body no draft ventilation, fine performance, proved dependability, an unexpeled economy at prices as low as $445 SOD Flint. That's why today, more than ever before, Chevrolet is the world's largest builder of automobile. And now, Jack Sinek. Hello again. This is Jack Benny the Earth Galliper, coming to you with all the late news events, and tonight we have a big surprise for you. We are going to give you a full description of the smelling bear fight which was not broadcast last night. We have here our own film of the famous fight held at the Yankee Stadium, where the New York Yankees play baseball while at home. Run the film, Hank. The, um, the preliminaries are over and smelling and bear are now in the center of the ring, taking their instruction. What a crowd for. 60,000 people and only 30 vacant seats. Primo-Carnera walked in and the 30 seats are filled. Carnera sits down and 2,000 people behind him get up and go home. Ah, what a crowd. Here goes the bell for the first round. Melling and bear walk to the center of the ring. Bear looks confident and smelling looks German. They are fiddling around for a minute and there they go. Bear starts off with a hard right to smelling Jor and bear counters with a hard right to smelling Jor. Ah, what's this? Melling sends a hard pin to bear's right. Uh-uh, bear swings a wild right to smelling Jor and bear comes back with a wild, wild, wild right to smelling Jor. Melling Jor seems surprised as if they didn't even know that bear was in town. They are both mixing in the center of the ring at the round end. Melling's round and Howard Planey. The Chevrolet Motor Car is the planet round two. Those men step to the center of the ring and exchange blows. What a crowd at the Yankee Stadium. Sharky is here sitting right over second base. Gene Tunney is also here sitting over first base. Bear sends a long left to smelling, sending Sharky to third and Tunney to second. None out and bear's still at bat. What a game! In the outfield, we see lefty Grove warming up for Germany and smelling still catching. As the bell rings, Ruth and Garrick are seen walking through the duckhouse. And Howard Planey. The Chevrolet Motor Car is the most economical car in the world. Howard Planey. At the start of this round, bear makes a mad rush at smelling. The smelling crosses a right to his nose and bear starts singing California, here I come. He sees Jimmy Melton become self-conscious and lands a right to smelling temples. What a blow! Watch out bear, four feet lower, it would have been a foul. Bear takes command again, he's much bigger than Moxie. What a mountain bear is. Bear Mountain, get it folks? Ah, that was good. Smelling leads a right. What's that? What's that, another fight right out of the ring side? Another fight. Who is it? They tell me it's between a taxi driver and a tailor. Well folks, now we have a double header at the good old Yankee Stadium. The tailor lands a right to the taxi driver's jaw. Smelling blocks it and crosses a left to bear's chin. Bear sends a wicked right to the tailor and the tailor sends a wicked nose to his lawyer for a triple play. Lawyer to smelling to bear. Well, what's this? Bear sends a dozen assorted right to smelling's jaw while we weren't looking. He sends another right to his head, a right to the heart and a right to the liver. As there are no more places for bear's right, he rings the bell ending the third round. Now the next six rounds were nip and trot, bear, nip and smelling trot. And as there was nothing outstanding with these six rounds, I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time there were three little bears, mama bear, papa bear and maxi bear. They all lived in the woods. The one day poppy bears said to maxi bear, round ten. Bear opens this round with a right to smelling's ear and a left to the jaw. Smelling counters with a nasty look. Bear resents this and starts calling. The referee warns bear, bear warns smelling. Smelling warns sharky and sharky leaves the stadium. Bear is now mad and sends another right to smelling's jaw and a left to the head. They are now missing it. Right, left, right, left, right, left. Company false. What a parade. Bear looked at his watch, remembered he has a date and there he goes forking smelling to the road. Ah, what a chance for a cigar program. He sends two right and a left to smelling's head and smelling goes down for the count of nine. One, two, three, four. Oh, smell some handsome water to get up. Six, seven, eight. Are you hurt smelling? Nine. He gets up at the count of nine. But it's two weeks to carry on and the referee steps in and announces maxi bear, the winner, which is a surprise for everyone. Now Frank Black, who bet on smelling, will cry and play somebody stole Gabriel's horn. Play, Frank. Play, Frank. Play, Frank. Hmm, there. You hear that, folks? A continuation of our misery, our mystery. Please tell Mr. X. A great penthouse mystery. Now for the benefit of our new mystery, let me give you a brief synopsis of what happened. Mr. X was found dead in his penthouse. He was discovered hanging in midair from a chandelier, dangling from a long rope. Mary, did you find out where the rope came from? Yes, yes. It kind of garbled a few nights ago. Did it? Oh, well, let's regard that, huh? Ah, now bin your lights, folks. Get ready for thrills, romance, adventure, and the boogeyman. Not yet, Frank, but I'm not feeling anything. It's a mystery. Hey, Mr. Denny, when do we have to prepare? One mystery at a time, please. Remember, folks, last week we took the tape from the hand to throw it out the hole. Nothing happened. If you take it off in advance, we'll have to give them another chance. And those of you who have given several hours of time to the gift, there is no mystery attached to it. There's a cross-jaw claiming for it. It was always done to throw it up a club. They had to pardon me while I put on my make-up. Now, I'm still at home, you know. And now I go out to play in the distance, day, night, in the distance. Our sweet mystery of life. There's nothing to do with us. The mystery of life at last I found thee. The secret of it all. All speaking, thriving with yearning. The door I am tied to feel. That's all for all the world is seeking. What can we buy? What rules for the belief? The mystery of life, sung by Zane's mother. And now, we take you again to the study of Sherlock Holmes, who is working out for new clues and hopes for a bigger rest of the murderer of Mr. Rex. The home of Sherlock Holmes. The home of me and the murderer still unsolved. That seems to be the trouble, Sherlock. I never saw your act like this before. Very mysterious case. Very mysterious, Watson. Very mysterious. Watson, I must think. Bring me my piano. The finance company took it away this morning. Mm-hmm. And give me my violin. No use. No use, Watson. I will never learn stuff about you. Then why don't you try Rochester or Albany? Albany. Fine. How does it go? Albany. Why not take Albany? Watson. Watson, an idea just struck me. An idea just struck me. You couldn't loan me ten dollars, did you? Sherlock, you're wonderful. Happy to get it. I felt it. Mm-hmm. Is anybody here? Is anybody here to see me today? Yes, three colors. What's their name? Sir Arthur, Corrine, and Doyle. Mm-hmm. Very good, Watson. You'd better let me get a laugh or you won't be on the program next week. That's help. That's elementary, Sherlock. Hello. Hello. This is Owens and Watson. I'm talking to you. You want to speak to Mr. Owens? Wait. I'll connect you to the bathtub. I'm not taking your bath, Mary. Well, you should be. Here. It's for you. Who is it? It's Rex. He wants to know how you're doing with his tape. Really, that's phone. Rex? Yes. Yes. We'll find the man who murdered you. Just keep your shirt on. Okay. You'll get a report. What's the address? Mm-hmm. All right. Goodbye. Put down the address, Mary. Box 32, Evergreen Cemetery. See, he lives right next door to my great-grandfather. Ah-ah. Mary, see what he'll see on your toes, Boxman. Who do you wish to see, sir? Mr. Owens. I've got the news for you. Let him in. My young man, what can I do for you? I have a clue to the murder of Mr. Rex. You have a clue, eh? Who are you? I'm a school kid. Oh, a clue, big'un, eh? Sit down. Mary, get him a clue. Who do you ask? Who do you ask, Mr. Cooke? Mary, lock the door. Close the window and pull down the blind. Mm-hmm. Now tell me, who do you think killed Mr. Rex? Well, give me five dollars and I'll tell all I know. Mm-hmm, for five dollars, eh? Mary, have you... Certainly not. Boxman, how much do you, uh... how much do you want to sell all? Five dollars. Here's 50 cents, just give me a rough idea. Well, you're a new customer, I'll take it. Now, what's your clue to the murder of Mr. X? Well, I saw a fella flying over the penthouse less than a week ago. He looked very suspicious. He was flying over 200 miles an hour and he couldn't stop until he got to Oslo, Norway. Oslo, Norway. Yes, and when he turned around and saw me looking, he left quickly for Moscow. Yes, yes, yes, yes, go on. And as soon as I got to Moscow, he left a side barrier. And how did you keep up with him? Don't tell anybody. A Chevrolet. Mary, a Chevrolet. It was a Chevrolet, folks, the most dependable car in the low-priced city. And now, Mr. Bigger, your face looks very familiar. What did you do before you became a thief? Oh, yes. I thought so. I thought so. Now, tell me one more thing. Did you get the name of this aviator? Yes. His name is Jimmy Mattern. Oh, Mattern, eh? Boston, put down that slumming. Get me my aeroplane. There's no time to lose, so follow him to the ends of the world. But, big sir, like, how did you see that he could have killed Mr. Edge by flying over the penthouse? Well, I'll tell you, Boston, all those aviators say sandwiches. Now, he may have had a food deck of sandwich and dropped it. And that would kill anybody. Sir, like, you're out there. Boston, you're smelly. Get the aeroplane. Here you are, sir. Like, all we got is a tri-motor plane. What's a tri-motor plane, John? A plane with four motors. Boston, spin the propeller. Ah, Boston, you've got her in great shape. What is that? The lead's lead fell off. Do we need it? Yes, I'll have to fix it. I've got a safety belt. Not yet, that's in the next scene. I'm only rehearsing. Oh, come on. Come on, let's go. Get in, Boston. Are you coming along, Mary? Are we going up in the air? Yes. Oh, wait, I'll get my head in. Never mind that. Get in. All right. All right, get ready. Be careful, Mary. Be careful, I ain't going to let you down. It is three hours late. There are no phones in Boston. Still on the trail of the murderer of Mr. Edge. You're going, Boston. Six hundred miles an hour. Six hundred miles and I'm only in second. There's certainly going fast. What country is this we're passing? England. What country? It's New Lake, France. Look, sir, what? Somebody left a crackling on the ground. That's nothing. It's the Eiffel Tower. Sir, what's your colossal? Hallelujah, you're a boss. Boston, Boston, I'm afraid of running out of gas. Don't worry, I just put a quarter in the meter. Good work. Look, look, look. We're crossing the Russian border. So quick. Remember, this is a half-hour program. Look, look up. There's another airplane. You're right, sir. Maybe that's the only one. Get closer. Hello. I'll see you, folks. I need two more men for my orchestra. Hello, sir. Are you all right, Mary? Back there? Yes, Mary. See, this is certainly a wonderful night to sign. Look how bright the moon is. Hello, line and sign. Why don't you come down sometime? Sir, sir, there's another plane ahead of us. What plane? That's one straight in front of us. That's a mosquito on your nose. Oh, I was wondering why it bit me. Boston, put down that cloud. What are you doing with that cloud in your hand? I'm going to fill the lining. Look, isn't that another plane ahead of us? She's right, fella. Yes, sir. Do you see it? Yes. That might be our man, Jimmy Matters. I'll pull up alongside him. Jimmy Matters, no! Well, that's fair enough. Do you feel misdirected? No! Pardon me. I'm getting off in the parking now. No, sir. I'll be careful. I'm afraid. I'm afraid to go further. I think we've got to turn back. Don't bother. It's foggy on this side here. There's a storm coming up and the fog is getting wet. You're right. You're right, Boston. I can't see. I see the heavens. Oh, killed mister. Never mind that. I've got my own trouble. Oh, what was that? The other thing dropped off. You see, folks, this couldn't happen in the Chevrolet. It's just safe, dependable, and does everything but fly. We're in terrible danger. Boston, Boston, I can't control the state. Oh, there goes the propeller. Are we on gas? The tank is dry. Well, good night, folks. Next week, ladies and gentlemen, we will continue on with food, pill, mister X, and what happened to home, Boston, and Mary. And smelling. Ride, Boston, play, Frank. There are just as many flowers on the tree. There are just as many movies. There are just as many birdies. We brought on the beauty. A century of proper sex position. Ladies and gentlemen, it's off to a grand and glorious start. Everybody's excited about it, talking about it, planning and figuring how and when to go. Excited about it, talking about it, planning and figuring how and when to go. And nearly every person who's been to Chicago comes back with the same enthusiastic story. Chevrolet has stolen the whole show. That's perfectly amazing World Fair factory of Chevrolet in which cars are built right before your eyes is a fascinating sight. It's the highest of all the high spots in three miles and a half of thrills. Now, here's a tip my friends on how to get to the World Fair, the easiest way, the coolest way and by far the cheapest way. Drive in a Chevrolet, America's most economical car. You can travel all day long and based on average gasoline costs throughout the country four people in a Chevrolet can cover over 200 miles for less than 40 cents a feet. Yes, you'll not only have a cooler, more restful, more enjoyable trip in a Chevrolet, but you'll have more money left to spend at the fair when you get there. On the Chicago America, under the World Fair, the most economical way in that big, grifty, dependable, thick Chevrolet. That was merely saying it's great to be alive. And don't forget to listen in next Friday, ladies and gentlemen, and follow our thrilling mystery, food, bill, misdirect. Come on, Mary, I'll take you home now. I'm sorry, Jack, I have a date tonight. With whom? Oh, yeah, well, he'll find out. Good night, folks. Come on, Shannon. In the park, it's from the Goldiggers of 1933 and it's great to be alive. The park is from Sightly Pink. It is the national broadcasting company. W-E-I-S, New York.