 NBA 2K22 has a lot of ads, and I do mean a lot of ads. So what would happen if I became 2K's dream customer? Every ad that I see, I have to purchase. This could go catastrophically for my wallet. Drop a like, subscribe to the channel if you're new, and let's get straight into it. Guys, game plan. We have to play games in the city, but I wanna do it in a way where there's no billboards showing. If I see a billboard, bro, it's raps. Boom. Yes. Oh God, I see some billboards. Okay, it has 2K22. It has 2K22. We're good. Give one up to your subscribers. Yeah, you gotta send one out. Oh, you have that, so I have that already. Let me get my drip together. I know Vortex usually fuck my fits, so I wanna impress you today, all right? Whenever I see your fit, honestly, I kind of scream with up to S. You cream? We're gonna go to South Side City Vipers, hypers. I'm not looking at the screen. I don't know what billboards are gonna show, okay? I see an ad for phone service. Dub, dub, dub, dub. Level up in micro seasons, play in earned rewards. Okay, that's not a purchase. Oh my God, it's a fucking massacre. I actually can't play in the city, bro. It's nothing but billboards, dawg. What if one of the dudes has an ad on their court? Dennis, then you gotta buy that, right? Yeah, I would, I would have to buy that. Okay, how do I actually get to the prime facility without hitting a billboard? I'm gonna go to the penthouse. Oh my God, there's ads everywhere. Okay, I already purchased 2K22s. Oh, it's a limit one, it's because we didn't call that out at the beginning. You might have to purchase it a second time, bro. Bro, bro. You sure you didn't say that at the beginning, though? You owe another guy a giveaway. I'm seeing it right now, man, stop. I'm literally looking at a wall while I run towards the prime facility. That's why I can't join you, you're doing some dumb shit. Do what you gotta do, man. Okay, I made it to the prime arena safely. And you know what, man? 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Oh my God, there's a big-ass ad right there. There's this big-ass ad in the air, bro. I just see an NBA player. I see NBA player. Don't worry, you're gonna have to pay. Get the butt! Get the butt! Get the butt! What do I have to buy? The player card, bro. What is that? A Steve Nash pack? Yep. How much does that go for? VC, you just gotta buy it with VC. Oh, okay, let me put Steve Nash pack on the fucking list of things to do. Which court can I play on where it's gonna be less billboard usage? Which one can I play on? There's a billboard in every corner. What you mean? This is 2K. Dude, we have board techs with the ball, man. Yep. Ooh, big whites hit, man. We need those. You have to buy a Tissot watch. What is that, Tissot? What did you see that? At the top of the shot clock. Look at the shot clock at the top. That's not, does that count? Yeah, that counts. If the NBA league pass counts, that counts. Okay, that's true. Oh my God, that did not go well. That's the one thing you're not supposed to do for a tech student under the basket. So I gotta buy a Tissot watch now. Damn. Hopefully Tissot watches aren't too expensive. Ooh, size up, size up. Drive, SU, yuh. That's me. Yuh, stream, up. Let's go, baby. Let's go, baby. We up. I don't remember any gameplay from last year, actually. I don't think about it. I didn't play. Okay, so you uploaded like once a week, but no gameplay. Pack them up, bro. Let's not talk about 2K 21 Vortex. I don't want to be depressed. You know what I'm saying? We're playing 2K 21 Vortex. We're playing like a good game this year, my God, I don't want to ruin it. I'm gonna miss you, I'm gonna miss you, I'm gonna miss you. What the f***? These watches are expensive. How much are they? That's like $300, $400, bro. Oh, they're like $500, dawg. Hey, just buy like a strap or something. Just buy like a strap. But no, pick out a watch. I ain't say I was gonna go all the way now, ladies and gentlemen, you feel me? Now look at this now. Can I search from low to high? 375 is the cheapest, bro. Come on, dawg. I'm gonna give it to a gift for somebody. Oh, here we go. You can get a strap. I'm gonna get a strap, I'm gonna get a strap. Oh, this is fire right here. You can't see any billboards if you click up on the D-pad. Exactly. We got ourselves a game, fellas. This is a 6-game win streak, these guys? Yeah. All right, see you up, Dan. See you up, see you up. We're all damn, he dicks you down. He dicks you down, bro. He put his dick in your mouth. Ooh, Vortex, show me some. They're like all big, bro. This is the opposite of current Gen. Like this is so dark and current Gen is so bright. Bright, brightest. So this is actually not like a bad court because I don't really see any advertisements on this court. Yeah, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me, that's on me. I love it. I can tell you still. He doesn't love no way servers. Yeah, don't even die. He's actually a, that guy's a, who the fuck sits at 10 foot and shoots greens, dawg? Show me an arm, my crew are YouTube, bro. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. Damn, I don't know why, wait a minute. Bro, how did he jump and catch that, what? Bro, he jumped from like, that was Giannis Anticombo type, one step and he's across the map. Good shot, boy. Good shot, Vortex, we needed that. Game time? Game time. That's a win, bang it. Mike has blessed us today. Game check, dawg. Oh my God, so many ads, so many ads. Look around. No, no ads. No, but you already said something about it. Oh, look at that ad, it called it a bomb. I didn't see nothing, I didn't see nothing, bro. You're gonna get that Luca jersey, my guy. Hey, new Sausler, boy, new Sausler, I got that jersey. Damn, this camera angle's optimal for all the ads. Isn't it low, it's ideal, it's like, okay, knows what they're doing. That's what you're doing, pick and roll. Fale! Okay, okay, that's fine. Kibobabu? Green up, bro, I don't even mean open, it's like, I don't know what they expected in that situation right there. That's really dark on this side, I don't like it. What the, is that running cats? That running cats is crazy, that's crazy. There's no billboards, I like this angle right here, I can't use it as. I can't, I'm missing the board. I mean to be honest, there's only like two things on there, so. They gave me an ankle breaker, and they're gonna give me that way. Mike, what the f***? Audio Saus, I'll say it right there, bro. Oh, you can test it, how do you jump? Got you, I got you, let's go. And then we have agent, agent range, come on now. Yeah, that doesn't interest anymore. What the f*** did you just say to me? Cache. What the f*** did you do, my god? Yeah, I don't have a deep living list. Dude, I knew you could do it. A lot of games, you're leaving me open. Right there, buddy. Green, GG, baby. Pack them up, pack them up. Okay, let's. Walk around. Yeah, where should we walk? Through the entire city. There's a nice area called the city center, I don't know if you heard of it. Yeah, I don't know, man. Pretty dope. So there's a good place, I know, you know where your penthouse is? Yeah. To the left of the penthouse. Okay, tell me about this, like this area with a lot of blue icons? Nah, that's a setup, my brother. I can't go in that silhouette. Yeah, I know what we haven't done together. What? Bro, we haven't went to the f***ing fashion runway, bro. Let's go. It's walking slow motion. You know, it's walking slow motion. Yeah, no, we've added cinematic music. Oh, look at us. Look at the cinematic thing right here, dog. Oh, where did that come from? It fell down, it broke the tour ACL and ruined everything. No billboards, no billboards. Yes, they're left to right, Vortex. If I put my screen on the wall, see this is big head level tactics and strategies here, and I zoom in, the likelihood I see a billboard is low. Am I going the right way? Yeah. You can't bring me to the fashion thing with me. Oh, f***, I almost looked down. Okay, f***, God damn it, Vortex, you set me up. No, I didn't. Yes, you are, I was going the right way, you f***ing face. Damn! Yo, what's good, Kai? Get in that pain! Yo! Hey, you gotta put in that pain after me dropping you off. Bro, I invested so bad in front of $14,000. I was playing on an 81 on the raw perimeter lockdown. Let me talk, let me talk. I invested so bad in front of $14,000 in people, you got you granted tonight. You're gonna be double man. You inspired me. I'm looking at double man. You inspired me. In the true name of Kai Cnet, you know what I'm saying, I got myself a gardener center that can carry me too. Doesn't it say something about the game, guys? Real quick, this is what I'm doing right now. This is how I have to move around the city to not see ads. And I'm still seeing them, by the way, but it's the same like Luca 2K22 ads. Like they could decide to put a real ad on there right there. And no, we're like suffocated by ads. Vortex, are you gonna tell me that I passed it? You know, because you're really close to an ad. Boom. Oh yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yeah, say it. We have an idea of what's gonna happen. Oh, oh, I'm blessed, ladies and gentlemen. The two ads I've seen, when was the Sour Patch ad? First of all, let's do the quick maths on that. So Vance, we're gonna dress up as Steve Furman agents. I'm so happy you heard me. No, I didn't hear anything. There is no way when I click up, I can see new Sauseler. What does that say? Is that Herschels? I don't know. It's some white tea, bro. Like it's basically gonna have some new sauce. New Sauseler. I guess I gotta buy one Swags item. So the complete list is a Game of NBA 2K22. I gotta buy League Pass, T-Saw, Chips Ahoy, Steve Nash, My Team Pack, Sour Patch Kids. Don't exactly know how to buy AT&T and a Swags item. So let's start by going over to the shopping center real quick, man. Okay, backpack boss, I'm on the way. Yeah! Who is she? Hey, you wanna come into my penthouse? Okay. Let me zoom in a little bit. Hold on, I need to get a close up. Never mind. Never mind. Her face. Backpack boss, what's goodie-goody? Okay, Herschels. 2K. I told you, bro. I told you, it doesn't even work. Why didn't they have ads for it? Bro, look at these backpacks. 20 bands! Hey, I looked out. Don't have to buy them. It doesn't exist, guys. So the next thing I need to do is buy My Team Pack. I don't even know if this My Team Pack exists. I haven't played My Team in centuries. But let's find out. Hold on, hold on. I gotta go to the pack market. Ian, I gotta go Steve Nash. Where's that? Nah, that one. Check that one. Oh, you did it, Steve Nash. So I gotta buy this pack right here? Yeah. Steve Nash. It says Get Steve Nash on the app. He got something. Is this a good card? Is this a good card? I'm getting the animation. What does it mean? What does it mean, bro? Bearing Davis! Bearing Davis! Even better. Jason Richardson, huh? Nice. I got two extra copies of 2K22 that you've been sitting here, so I guess I'll just give these away. Can I do that, or do I actually have to buy it? Because I have two copies right here. I don't see why you couldn't. If you already have. Did you buy them, though? I mean, technically, I had them shipped to me early. Wait, what? You weren't trying to play 2K early? No. No. No. No. No. Of course not. Hey, hold on. This is what I'm going to do. All right. Look, I got two copies of 2K22, right? I'm just going to pick two random people in the comments. Drop your Twitter so I can reach out to you, man. I'm just going to pick two random people. All right, bro. Boom. All right, man. I'm on my favorite website on Planet Earth. I do have Amazon Prime. My brother says that's 846. Why are you laughing? I'm on Amazon. God damn it. I'm looking for some chips. Oh, it's on to me, baby. What's the best part? I can get some chips ahoy. I don't need a 3-pack. That's a lot, bro. And this is Amazon Fresh. This is going to get here by 8 a.m. No. These are the valid ones, bro. These are the valid ones right here. What? Do you like them soft or do you like them crisp? I like them chunky, dog. I like them chunky. I like my women. I also got a cop from Sour Patch Kids. Oh, man. I'm trying to eat better, dog. This is not good for me. I'm just going to gift these to Chris, because Chris loves eating snacks. Okay. It's getting spicy, fellas. I got the T-Sot bin because I'm... I don't know. What's the word? Am I cheap or am I like broke? Look, man. I got to get my little bin. I'm not pulling up on a watch. I don't know if y'all... How much y'all would respect me if I had a T-Sot watch on? I've never really tried League Pass, at least except for like the free trial. It says, the most expensive one, you stream commercial free live games on all teams on two devices at once. Like, are they going to run ads during the play? Because that'd be hilarious. You missed the buzzer beater because you're watching some free McDonald's. Bro, I'm just going to buy the cheapest option. I'll upgrade later, bro. It says, completing order. Welcome to the team. How do you... No, you're not getting surveys out of me and my $60. With my pockets a little bit more empty, 2K, you win. An ad fee experience on NBA 2K22 is impossible no matter how hard you try. If you guys missed my last video, I streamed Snipe, Phantom, and Kai. Had some hilarious reactions. So go ahead, catch that. It's on the screen right now. You can go ahead and click on it right now. Otherwise, I'll catch you guys the next time I'm on your homepage. Peace.