 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake How are you do you have rocks in your hands James Zach? I do second week of summer Maybe I don't think so what about what about Zach Zach won a lot of tickets big wheel Are you gonna put up the Gator pick Jake you tell me about the sports James? We're doing something near and dear to our heart. Oh these guys only talk about the Yankees 84 year old you heard that right 84 year old broadcaster John Surley. Thank you top nine two outs game on the line foul ball It hits him in the booth and he has an all-time reaction and then being the professionally is He gets back in for the next pitch and finishes the game knocks his glasses off his face His partner in the booth Susan Waldman in the ninth inning She goes down to the field to prep for the interview with the player So he's solo. No one can take over the mic. He clocks the ball and he sees that's above my head That's foul ball. He doesn't know what's gonna come back land in front of him bounce hit him in the head and he lets out Three great ow It really hit me I Just in so envies of people listening on the radio Yeah, didn't have the visual or know what was happening or real and just driving alone in their car Wait, what did he just get hit by at the ball? There's no way Yeah, 84 picture getting hit with something and then multiply it 84 times. That's basically what that is. That's age math Yeah, if this was my grandpa, I'd be nervous age math You're gonna put that on the screen age math Jim This almost a breakdown is sporty in and of itself Adam had wins that you pronounce his last name Adam had win Which is kind of a tough last name had win past tense that translates to lost Adam lost blew it He's trying to celebrate the victory Nick Taylor achieved at the Canadian Canadian open So we've got a couple canucks here. This is the Canadian tour event Canadian hasn't won it since 1954 And so these are a pair of Canadians. So he comes out to celebrate his buddy 72 foot putt. Yeah Oh, it's pretty cool. The whole thing is pretty cool except Adam had when getting deck, which is actually really cool. I'm fine with yeah, you want the security to be tight You don't want random people running on the Green spraying you a champagne. You got to let the security guy know it was one of those beautiful online moments Where for the first the clip comes out an instance like oh my god This guy gets popped which our society will always love and then everyone's like I think that's golfer Adam had win Who just got rocked and it was so that was it was kind of a beautiful thing That's the problem when you have the public and the fans dressing the same as the players You know if everybody at a baseball game showed up in full uniform and then storm the field it'd be a lot More confusing for security don't give the people ideas as a golf fan Stop dressing like you're playing Dan Rourke full uni. How do I look back to the sports the more sports more of the sports more sports Is the segment? Oh DraftKings does more sports. They do a lot of stuff would be a pretty good DraftKings does more sports Mmm-hmm Jim we had a couple pitchers empty the tank. We're deep in college baseball season The Canadian stuff was last story Jake. We're going to your Johnny Hopkins and my Stanford because we had two pitchers throw over a buck 55 to help their teams advance It's a lot of pitches and and Keith Law who describes himself as the fun Ruinner or something like that on Twitter he tweeted out like no pitcher has thrown more than 150 pitches in the game this century because it's bad For arms and was kind of like poo-pooing and the pitcher himself Gabriel Romano he responded and said it's the last game on my baseball career Of my fifth-year grad student. I'm gonna try to send my team to the winner take all game I don't think there's anything wrong with this It was my call and everyone's like poo ha ha Keith because people like doing that to Keith He is a self-proclaimed fun Ruinner We've gotten so caught up as With these pitch limits and these rules that we're we forget like even at the high school level or the like middle school level like Do this can't is why this kid's got no chance of playing professional ball so Let him have fun. I shouldn't be comparing these guys to Randy Johnson But there's a series like Randy Johnson for a month or 140 pitches a game So like and he kind of played healthy So we don't have all the like actual throwing science figured out Add for Randy Johnson throwing science throwing science You have an animal story you put in here for the not sports I do because my wife Katelyn is terrified of this specific thing happening And I'm like, I don't think it happens that often that starts with the guy on the boat the captain I'm guessing his name Radioing to cap the heavens of whoever listens to the guys on the boat and he says we're under orchard tech We're under orca attack and yeah orcas in this one area are just attacking boats like crazy It's like it was like a 100 a year in 2021 200 a year in 2022 And we're already past that this year and they have tracked it I think it's this one group of 20 to 30 Iberian orcas and they're just breaking the rudder off the boat and attacking the boat And now there's three theories of why this might be happening one is the classic Ghosts tale one of their orcas got injured by a rudder of a boat and they're Avenging her the second is that they really like the peaceful waters during coven and quarantine and want it to go back to that Yeah And the third is They're just bored and having some fun and this is a new game right which one do you like the most I'm option four. That's a combination of two and three. You're out on the revenge. Yeah, they don't Well, it's kayaker that close scary. That's my nightmare It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of this week My vote was no, uh, but I don't know. Uh, he turned around his academics recently. So I'm really proud of him. Is that true? Yeah Called joes. Is it true that no, uh turned around his academics? How did it happen? I mean, I'm actually pretty surprised He turned it around the greatest comeback I've ever seen. Did you promise him like an xbox or something? I told them that I'm gonna get them a bite, you know, if they do well in school Should get him a tandem bike a what like a tandem bike a two-seater. They're about to ride out the same bike No way they would hate that. That's that's why it's funny. Well, Noah got employee of the week for his turnaround. Yes Record a video of you telling him. Yeah, there you have it. Sorry See you next week That was a weekly dumb Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft kings download the drafting sportsbook app now New customers use promo code dumb bet five dollars on any wager and get 150 dollars in bonus bets instantly That's promo code dumb only at draft king sports book minimum age and eligibility restrictions applies see show notes for details Hey, Noah, guess what guess what because you did really good in school and you came back You got employee of the week at john boy media Are you crying? I'm just happy Nice. So they put a picture up of you in the office And you got employee of the week because you made the biggest comeback in school of all time, Noah Happy excited and what are you gonna tell jake and john boy? Because he gave you employee of the week Thanks. Oh, yeah, that's that's kind of a sweet video