 So you'd better be careful when you see Raptor in the place, because you never know when he's snapping in an angry little rage. But if you've got time, I'll check my watch, but I don't have it with me, mate. Oh, it appears that you stabbed me in the face. What's good, we're back here. Don't fill up all fucking day. Hashtag the FVFD. Shouts a sub 89 for having us out. It's our first ever event here. Second event in Reading. Please one time give it up for us. Make some fucking noise. Let's go. First a cappella battle of the evening. I cannot wait for this one. MC on my right hand side from Reading. It's the first time appearing in the league in the last three and a half, four years. My man, Orcs, make some noise. I'm going to let my man, Oolo, from Philly, use on the left. Let's go. This is one of the fucking greatest events. Anyway, one of the greatest out of Liverpool. Rabbit to my left. O'Shay, yes! Wait, what's the time? It's the second round of the clock. O'Shay choosing at first. It is round number one on O'Shay. Let's do this. Listen, Orcs, you're known all around the gate clubs. You look like Rap Day if he didn't take drugs. Okay, Dorks, it's O'Shay, Orcs. Let's hear this bullshit as he talks. Man, I'll stick him in pitchforks. You're a bitch, Orcs. You more bitch than a bitch. In fact, I'll slice the snitch. I'll even win stitch after stitch. Yeah, O'Shay, joke wrapper, joke cracker. Irrelevant indirect bars that don't matter. But the body fuckers like bone cancer. Yeah, oh, oh, shizzle. Go swivel. I'll referee the two toughest teams in your town for full match with no whistle. You are so, you are so little. None of you sudden fucking dickheads can drive with me. That I Googled Redding and it told me to go to the library. Listen, I'm saying that again. You sudden fucking smarmy punsters can vibe with me at Googled Redding and it told me to go to fucking library. Listen, that dickhead crisis like he said that line to me in Got Beef. Well, yes, I did. In Got Beef, kid. It was Got Beef, kid. People have not seen it. Listen, I'll have your beard saying my name like Destiny's Child. You Redding, come to automatically lose. You're from the same town as Jeremy Kyle. I mean, Jeremy Kyle bars from a scouser, hypocritical. I suppose it is. A bit, yes, because I'm from the home town and most of his guests. The flip's gone dickhead. Listen, yes, he is a dickhead. He ain't no genius, kid. You're the type of man Wikipedia, Wikipedia, just to see what Wikipedia is. Listen, he is a prick. My man, a wanker. His mum took more shots than a Chinaman camera. Listen, if you don't like bum jokes, so what? Don't start. That bitch had more balls dribble through her hands than joke heart. Listen. Like a coke fart. When she let rip, all your hair is shit. Like a blow-dye. Fuck your hands, Fanny, tell me, hands are sticky. Listen, you're 22-year-old, four-fourth dad is a gypsy. I was raised on spam and whiskey. Dad, you're shitty little camera. I'll kick it till I've got an ankle injury. Dad, you look like your great-great-great-great-nice 50. Listen, let's not get away from the fact that you look like raptor, but more respectable, man. All right, now, please, let me go, let me go. So they say my comeback is just for fun. I left my comeback in your mom. But I said, oh, Shane, OK, yeah, he's kind of heavy. And by heavy, I mean due to his thighs and belly. So he jumped in the car with a five already, thinking sub-89 was some type of deli. Well, it's not. It's a nightclub. Well, it's not. It's a nightclub. This guy likes a nice pub. He's typically English lad. A few pints at the right stuff, forgetting he's quite drunk, turns into a right cunt. You can see him on site with a hard hat and some tea. Driving a van, greeting a lest would have beaten him. Always had a pump in a match when his three thought that was it. No, his name's actually Steve. But oh, Shane's a legend and tied with the freeze. He lights up a stage and is quite exciting to see. But one thing I've noticed is the size of your teeth. I can't tell if you're smiling or trying to sneeze. I think that's because your lip is thin, the top one. Yeah, I think that's because your lip is thin. Looks like you've done that thing where you dry your teeth and try to squeeze the top one so it's sticking in. And now he's dead on hygiene, such a sizeable jaw that his girl's called Flossy. And that's what he hired her for. Clean them properly with a slideable cord and her and her friends have a tug of war either side of his jaw. It's like they're growing overnight and Nash is a big man and you could use that over bite to actually dig sand. All right, round two, oh, Shane, let's go, bro. Listen. Don't take that shit, let's go. I don't give a flying fuck what this nade says. He's like, it's my comeback. I didn't even know you were eating the first place. Listen, the fucking every bit of bullshit that he's just said. Stop the wack rapping before I light your whole fog. You're like Dr. Manhattan. See, we know she's in the place, you know it's on. You look like the type of guy trying to catch him and get caught by the fucking Pokemon. Obi-Wan Kenobi on his rap shit. I used the force. You look like you voted Brexit and then want to fucking move abroad. But you're dancing nonce. I should start stabbing your father because he touched his kids up like Africa Bamba. Every other one of you Southern suburban red and cunts is a yak, is a yak, is a yak farmer. Listen, you will not get old cause you'll get bacon from the glass. Stupid, stupid shuffle tea impressions. Yeah, you can keep with the high brow and don't care the nearest things that's hair on your body between your fucking feet and your head is your eyebrows. Yeah, shit, man. How the fuck are you so clean shaven? 22-year-old and never been shaven. Man, you look like the type of guy who still says stuff like, oh, fucking ice cream. Fucking terrible. Bulls of ice cream. Yeah, your fossils dropped in 2019. Listen, yeah, you should be pretty hot. Listen, you could be 30, shag a six-year-old and the six-year-old get arrested. In other circles, I say disgusting, but in your circles, it's impressive. Listen, fucking red and red KSD, man. Every single one of you, man, is a joke. You make a valid point to take it too long to get a trust like a unanimous post. Listen, I like you in a spy kit. Don't care if no one else did and you end up liking it. Wrapped that unsensible stuff. Okay, yo. So, a month before this battle, a month before this battle, O'Shea had this versus Pritz. He couldn't wait to catch the mega bus and turn up at the set. O'Shea's an early bird. His premature can get the type to boot with speedy boarding when he's getting on the jet. And for that reason, I can't watch him battle because it hurts my mind. It's like he's too ecstatic when he splurts his rhymes. Before you arrived, he was the first inside. I'm surprised you didn't start your verse with time. He's being that premature. He's an awkward guy. He's been turning up early all his life, like going to a 50th when they're 45 or mourning for someone before they've died. Just chill the fuck out, stay here and relax. This isn't last orders for beers at the back. And you're weirdly fat because you're not... You're weirdly fat because you're not heavy or big. You just hang out like an American kid. Because that bump is strange, such a shape indeed. It must limit what you wear when you change to eat. He's got a lot of polos, and that's blatantly because they're the only thing with buttons to give him space to breathe. Because with a stomach like that, man, I'll be fearing your health. And not because you're fat due to beers on the shelf. No, you nearly crashed driving here on your belt because you couldn't touch the wheel. The car was steering itself. This guy's a hench fag. You look like my stepdad. He does. That's it, time. Here we go. Listen. I am hench... I'm not a hench fag. He said I look like his step... I am his stepdad. Like an American kid. You look like wrapped up before the heroin hit. I'm never fussed. My belly was sound. Because I was on the mega bus. People were like, why are you taking orcs? I mean, he's hardly a major draw. I said it's Liverpool Gate Pride this weekend. That says it all. I needed to be 200 miles away from that gate. Shit. I said, air gives the body. I'll take it. Listen. I'll carve your face with a makeshift car, please. Listen. You look like you strived day to day. Shit, you buy on fucking bargain bank. Listen, your dad is gay. Listen, and you've got no balls. My bullets ring out. Avoidable phone calls. Yeah, Jesus. Yes. Listen, you're the cameraman. You ain't no fucking rapper. I'll give you one and you'll take ten like one of your rubbish actors. No. I don't play with them. Because when I aim, I never miss. Like I'm trying to stay out of trouble in school. Aim, I never be a fuck on smack. No. Wrapped it on a healthy diet. Put that off. No, no, no. Listen, guys. Let's go. Okay. Finish him. There's one thing I've noticed about Ocean is so fucked. You already know he's a donut and so what? But he's a skinhead, so he's racist. Let's actually know his stuff. Look, it's the kid from this is England. Now he's actually grown up. But hold up, you're never the best Eva. You see, he says professional Greggs eater. Let's get a Steve up. You're not on quit with a hot verse because you've been battling him for years, but well, actually got worse. See, I was watching Don't Flop in the early days. Way before I had a furry face. I went to events or O's earners place, but now it's just weird. You're like 38. You got sacked from Morrison's, I heard you say. Now you're working site, churning dirt all day. Man, all for battle rap. That's absurdly gay. Give this man a pension. He deserves the pension. You're right, you're right. You're right. She took a picture of his girl when she worked away and put it online for the world to save. Now that's one for the bank on a dirty day. It's just a bloody good job she was turned away. The mad love you should punch in. I'm glad that someone loves him. On battle rap day, she's got a bad pat with his luncheon. But for real though. For real though. O'Shea is one of the greatest in battles. I mean, you've never seen him up in your playlist. There's just one thing that I wanted to say and just never deflate it.