 Good morning, John. There is a roast yourself challenge happening right now. I've got some lyrics We're gonna do what it's probably a bad idea Yo, what's up Hank Green? He had a roast myself like Ryan Higa said Give it it all that I gotta give. I Haven't even started already feeling culture appropriative here. I am sitting where I sit every Thursday morning. Yeah Thursday cuz I'm careful I'm normal. I'm boring. I'm not gonna risk a punishment. I no longer have time for that I keep adding to my list cuz I like it hit with baseball bats. Nah, it's cuz I like how it makes me feel like I matter cuz I'm doing things Even though it's not real. I want to be remembered, but here's what's pretty clear someday There will be no humans left to remember anybody was here I need a approval from society, so I do what it expects from you as a straight pale male I can do it quite expediently I sit in front of books so that you know that I'm smart and while my brother has natural buff I use the stuff I got at Walmart the majority of my audience wants me to feel the burn But I'm too old for revolution. I just don't want to feel the Donald Trump. Okay Spending money has always given me anxiety I avoid cursing because my freedom is trumped by propriety and I'll never be like pewds on the cover of variety and have a good Notable brother doesn't convey notoriety. I keep talking about a book that I'm gonna write someday, but it's never gonna be tippy Yo, so why do I try anyway? I love Snapchat like a tween So let's do that instead taking cat snacks with my Gilvard doing it straight from my bed I'm 36 years old and I pretend to be a punk rocker But as you've probably heard of a nerd who sings mostly about Harry Potter and thanks to a teleprompter I get to pretend that I know everything about the standard model in philosophy But mostly I'm just reading so I pay people to do the things and to help me create It's capitalism assisted by support, but my former stuff would hate I pontificate like I'm an expert But I'm really not that great. And yes, if she asked I would be Hillary's running mate But she's not gonna Because I'm a gangly white dude. Rosa must have on YouTube I'm maybe a little old to be doing this stuff Maybe a little less silly in the future. Just chill it out a little bit I feel like I feel like maybe focus on the educational stuff not that like the fun to hip rapping Challenges, that doesn't seem like a good idea nah Thanks for bearing with me on that one Entire world not just the people who watched everyone. I apologize. I don't know why I was like, hey Let's do a song challenge. You don't have enough to do right now. Whoa If you're wondering if VidCon is coming up I try not to talk too much about VidCon because most people can't go Even though it's really good time But for the first time ever this year thanks to a sponsorship from youtube We are going to be able to live stream significant portions of the event So yay people who can't go at least know that's a thing if you want to check it out Please do thanks to Ryan Higa for injecting some silly into the youtube community Take ourselves too seriously sometimes No doubt about that. Also, this is the thing we're doing now It's a little tiny french loma vinyl toy and I think it's cute. We've never done toys like this before It's uh seven dollars and you can get it at dftba.com if there's a way for me to apologize forever rapping Uh, just let me know in the comments. John. I'll see you on tuesday tuesday not wednesday never wednesday tuesday. What the heck?