 Hey, what's good boys, welcome back to another banger. I don't even remember when we started this series. It was a Madden 19 or Madden 20. Either way, an absolute staple of this channel. When Madden comes out, if you can make me laugh, I will buy you the newest Madden. So this season is Madden 22. Whether you're on next gen or old gen, it doesn't matter if I laugh, I'll be in your Twitter DMs. I'll say what's up and I'll make sure I get you guys mad. I won't waste any more of your time. I hope you boys have cooked some good stuff up. If you didn't win last year, maybe you can win this year. Let's find out, baby. Let's go. And if none of these are funny, nobody's getting mad. There's no pity gifts. I need to out loud laugh. Ah, ah, ah, ah! Smile does not count. Misogynistic jokes go a long way. Bruh. I keep getting in trouble when I make those jokes. All right, first one. I feel like a lot of these are gonna be a TikToks, but hey, TikToks can actually be really fun. Did you get many spankings as a kid? Ah, as a kid? No. I'm not, I wait. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Not what I meant. I'm not counting that as a laugh, but I will say, dude, I think it's so funny when old people slip up and do that stuff because back in their day, it was not funny to make jokes like this or like sus jokes. Oh my gosh. Try telling a sus joke. Tell that to your grandpa. Hey yo, what the fuck? He will not get it. You can't be like, yo, grandpa, let me suck your toes. I'm out, man. He's gonna be like, son, I'm getting out the shock. No, but actually though, when we're grandpas, we're gonna be like talking shit to like our grandkids like, yo, sunny, come up here and get a whiff of these toes, baby. Your grandma used to suck the hell out of these things. I'm doing, I'm fucking doing, no more going under that bush. I'm sorry, Jamal season. Pretty good, but I'm not gonna take it. Like what Justin Jefferson said about the Vikings before he got drafted. Oh, hey, okay. You know what, Jaden? Well done, buddy. All right, dude, you got me. Damn, we're like 30 seconds in and Jaden already got me. That's pretty good, bro. I'm impressed. Uh-oh, this one's got 473 likes. This gotta be a good one. I can't laugh at that, bro. Oh, look at this buzzkill. Do you realize that dwarfism is a growing problem around the world? Dude, I don't think they are. Oh my God. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's not being a buzzkill. He knew. Okay. I was about to say, it just got real bad in here. Actually though, I recently met a small person. That's what she told me. I have to call her as a small person. She's apparently midget. It's like really offensive in the small person's world. I'm not kidding right now. It's hard to say that without laughing, but I'm not kidding. And she said that if she had a child that technically the child wouldn't necessarily be a midget, a small person. Do you know what I'm saying? Two small people, midgets, could technically have a full grown human. I don't know how that works. Don't ask me. But apparently it's possible. It'll not a science crime. MMG tried not to make a women's rights joke challenge. Bro, it's actually so true though. Like ever since I got told by that company, like, hey dude, you need to chill out. I have exactly like this to be honest. Listen, I'm not that funny, LMAO, but I'd appreciate Madden so I can stream and upload this year, I'm on a grind. Damn, good thing it's only a $60 game LMAO. He said, make me laugh, don't make a wish. Who doesn't even follow me, bro? You're getting a copy. I don't even know if this dude plays Madden. Sixers for a guy, you're a hundred percent getting it. Bro, I like low key feel bad, but that shit's hilarious. The Bengal's passing on Sewell and taking Jamar Chase. Yo, guys, you have to chill out. You guys absolutely have to chill out. And I can't laugh at that. Remember when we were kids and we would No, bro, that's the, no, bro, that's the week. No, I do not recall that time period. Not the cap. I don't know what this is about. This one literally made me laugh last time. It's about to get me again, bro. Pick 30 for you, my nigga, this will fuck you up good. It does SpongeBob's voiciness is so good. It gets me every time, bro. I'm not counting it because I literally laughed at this one last time. I'm pretty sure you just screen-recorded what someone said last time, but it's still so funny, bro. MMG's Burner. I know this is going to be a good one. Deshaun Watson, whenever he sees a masseuse. Oh, no. Gimme your milk. I don't have Marseille. What? Oh my God. Dude, if I'm getting taken down for a video, it's this one right here. MMG's Burner, you definitely get one too, my guy. Bro, this is so high effort. This is a high effort meme. You could have filled all of it. You forgot one. I remember this, bro. You must send this to the exes group chat if you lose your final game. Oh, yikes. Why do you have that hat? Did you buy the hat for this TikTok? Whoever made this? Is this just lying around your house? Where do you get that from, bro? Send me the link. The link? Where did you, how did you, where did you get it? Send me the link? Shut up. I gotta fucking do it. Somebody locked this dude up. Bro, bro, you need to go to prison. Someone send a police officer to this man's address, right? It's not swatting, bro. It's for your safety. Sip of alcohol doesn't make you an alcoholic. One song on SoundCloud doesn't make you a SoundCloud rapper. But if I clap my friend's juicy ass one time, it's gay. I don't understand you guys with these double standard bullshit, bro. It's like you guys don't, it's like you can't comprehend everything. What are you talking about? I'm just, I was, I was just joking around. I was just messing around. I was, I was joking. Why is it implied that his friend is a guy though? Now he just said he clapped his friend's cheeks. What if it was a female? I've had a few of those in my life. What do you mean by that? PLV, it's 2019. He's lost her nine-year-old using Eric Dickerson in this song. That Eric Dickerson was just so busted for no reason, bro. Let it start with that bulldozer X-Factor, whatever it was. Still gives me nightmares this day, bro. MMG's comment section whenever a new female is introduced. I've been coming. I'm gonna continue to come. Skip's been coming. He's gonna continue to come. And people just need to get over that. Yikes. Nick, you have a banger one every year too, bro. I don't know. I don't know if I can count this one, although I love it. Is this Photoshop or did what do you make a Tinder? My eyes! Oh my goodness, bro. This is when I thought the Justin Bieber cut was just so fire. Do I still look like that? Bro. You disrespect Katie yet he's doing things that nobody has ever done in the history of basketball? Why is USC not that good? The fact that we low-key didn't dominate basketball is bothering. Oh no. We watched two play Among Us last night. No, we did. Yeah, I can't believe no one guessed who were the imposter. What did I just watch, bro? I knew as soon as I saw it. Close. This is the first one that almost got me in a little bit here. Fine-looking penis. Yeah. What's that? Give me a glizzy. Give me a glizzy right now. Bro. Where did you find either of these clips? This is so old, bro. This isn't a video. You had to get the VOD from the stream. You know, I didn't laugh. You know what, Brian? Just for the dedication, I got to get you a copy. Guys, I need your help for some reason. This remote won't work on this radio. Dude, you have a freaking jellyfish launcher on your truck? I have no idea why that made me laugh. But I kind of like that one. I'm taking it, bro. This ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks. And basically, you are fucking stupid. How? Just watch the free video. Are you seriously watching porn by yourself? Nah, I'm with my wife. You know what I want to know? You know what I want to know so bad? Like, listen, every male for the most part on this planet is aware of Johnny Sins, Lana Rhodes, that industry. I don't want to explicitly talk about it. But most people in this world are aware of it. And for those of you who have been on these explicit sites, which is literally all of us, I don't get who clicks on those ads. Like the ads like this, like what this meme comes from is those ads where it's like, grow your cock at 18 inches in length in two hours. What absolute moron really believes that clicks on it and like, what is it, a scam? What does it even lead you to? I might just do that one day. That might just be a whole video. I'm just going to go down every scam rabbit hole and just see what happens. Also, this is a banger. Karen, Karen, I don't know how you say your name, but you're stunned. I love it. You can't keep getting away with it. Bro, listen, I'm not good at 2K. Everybody knows I'm not good at 2K. Quick throw, pass on, 4 down, picked off. CC, I have a feeling you might already have pre-ordered men. It's just a hunch though. Hello, sir. Would you like some of our delicious chicken? No, bitch. I'm in here to lick one of your titties. I think he's being sarcastic, but honestly, that is why I would go into KFC. So he makes a valid point. You miss 100% of the shots you take Ben Simmons. Guy is a walking brick. If you want to see Ben Simmons absolutely strapped though, just get his Invincibles on 2K. Shit's got 98 3-pointer. Don't make Ronnie 2Ks ever watch the game of NBA. What if I make you horny instead? Bro, you're so... Is that a real picture? Oh my God, she has milkers, dude. Dude, there's like a gallon in each of those. She pisses me off though. There's some like ethode girls who like, I think are actually kind of funny. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, nah. You got too much dip on your chill. And there's some that really pissed me off. And this one, what's your name, Karina, gotta be my least favorite. You know who's turning a corner and is moving up my list and how much I like them? Summer Ray. Summer Ray used to be my most hated. I don't know what it is. She's moving up though. Good job, Summer. I may respond to your DM now. Yeah. I'll think about it though. I'll get back to you in two to three business days. Shut your fucking ass up. Just shut the fuck up. I have a profile picture called on TikTok. Yo, that's lit. I'm a white-na-baby. Yo. White people, white people, white people. That's actually lit. I love that. Thanks for letting me know. Dude, you guys are just hitting on me at this point. I'm not, you're not gonna get me horny. It's make me laugh, not make me horny. You know what? That's not a bad video idea and actually not that I say it. When the title says, Boys, I have to tell you something. I like it. I like it, bro. Original too, because you took a clip and you added your own caption. You know, you didn't just steal TikTok. Splungus. Well done, my God. I'm gonna get you a copy as well. Yo, lowkey boys. If you see your submission here, please DM me on Twitter. Like if I laugh, please DM me on Twitter because I might forget. Me with the water that splashes off your back in the shower. What is wrong with you guys? That's the second one I've seen like this. It's so aggressive. I love it, dude. You're gonna edit that out, man. Just donated to LBGTQ community. Hope they- I'm not laughing at that because it's not funny. Dude, I'm gonna get in so much trouble today. Fist bump? I don't fist bump people like you, man. Another W, baby. You maxed out three plates of 45 on squat. Yo, good for you, bro. That's lit. I genuinely can't do that. My squat is abysmal, so you're a stud. If women honestly didn't want to get hit, my nigga, they would start- Stop, stop, stop, I'm fine, too. They would start ducking. Very bold, although- Oh, this is what I'm- This is what I'm talking about, baby. Passing up on invincible Kevin Durant for Amethyst Jason Sim. Kevin Durant is a fraud. Matt's dating philosophy. I'd rather go 0 for 30 than go 0 for 9. Because if I went 0 for 9, that means I stopped shooting. Shooters, shoot, baby. It's a numbers game. Listen, if you go out and you get zero girls' numbers, but you didn't ask for any girls' numbers, and I ask 100. 99 of them file a restraining order. But one of them, out of sheer pity, gives me her number. I'm shooting a better percentage, baby. I'm 1% from the field. You're zero. He's got a point. Kenny said, please don't fire me. Companies at the end of Pride Month. Mr. Stark, I don't feel so gay. Dude, it is so true, though. Like, so whack. Every company in the world switches their profile picture, then switches it back. I don't know. I can't really speak for the community, but it seems like extra disrespectful. They're just acknowledging the fact that they only give a shit when it's beneficial to them, and then they just stop giving a shit right after. That's the way it looks. Every time Papa gets a new girl a couple months later, it's over. He literally just took a photo of the lion's logo and replied with it. Wow, bro. Tough, bro. Dude, who's the guy who voice cracks? He was commentating when MSU blocked the punt against U of M, and he voice cracked so bad. Me watching MMG after a hard day in middle school. I love that. All right, we're gonna have to end on that one. All right, boys. Hey, I love you. Another banger in the books. If I laughed at your tweet, shoot me a DM to remind me. I'm gonna go back through this and try to DM everybody. I might accidentally goof up and miss like a few of you, so just check it out. If you didn't get mad at 22, don't worry like the one guy said. It's pretty easy to get. Yeah, thank you guys for participating. I'll see you in the next video. Peace out.