 So this absolutely will be the most fun scoring a touchdown in every single Madden. The reason being, Ryan Fitzpatrick has played for nine different NFL teams. Fitzpatrick has literally no idea what loyalty is. I would bet every dollar in my bank account that he's cheated on his wife doesn't even have a wife. Dude, she's studied at Harvard. Alright. You know what? Maybe I take it back. He uses all his loyalty in his marriage that he couldn't give a shit else what NFL TV plays for. We don't have to go there. Ryan Fitzpatrick has played for, and by the way, before I list these off, think in your head. I'm gonna give you five seconds to think of all the teams he's played for. If you get all of them right, you have the largest winner I've ever seen in my whole life. Drafted by the Rams and he played for the Bengals and the Bills and the Titans and the Texans, the Jets, the Buccaneers, the Dolphins and the Washington Redskins. Actually, no, he never played for the Redskins. He actually has only played for the football team because they were never the Redskins when he played for them. Seven children. One of his sons' name is Brady. I wonder if there's any influence there. Brady Tate, Jake, Lucy, Maisie, Zoe, Ruby. I can tell you right now he did not get the creativity award. Fitzpatrick! Let's hop in! I'm sorry. I thought all of that was interesting. I hope you did too. Fitzmagic's first ever Madden is Madden NFL 06 because he was drafted in 2005. This is really impressive though, I will say. He was taken in the seventh round, the 250th overall pick. The only issue is sometimes when players are such shit madden, they don't even exist. I'm going to play this game as their ams. I'm just going to hope Fitzpatrick is actually on this team. I really want to know what the peak overall for Fitzpatrick is at any point. And what do you know? He's not even in here. A few moments later. I was actually wrong, okay. So Madden 06, QB not available, left off team roster, so he literally doesn't even exist here. Fuck me! Madden 07 is going in. Madden 07! Apologies. This is the first actual Madden that Fitzpatrick is in. Why do I always get kick returns when I'm just trying to score? Whatever. I guess this will make Fitzpatrick's touchdown pretty easy. There he is baby! Oh! They gave these other two. They gave Mark Bulger. I'd be bulging sometimes. Gus Frerot. Alright. There's no shot in how I pronounce that correctly. And Ryan Fitzmagic with the fucking default bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! He's a 71! He's got 86 throw power, 8 bat, and 77 throw accuracy. And that's literally it. That's the only stats that quarterbacks get. There's nothing else. Oh, we have Isaac. Oh, wait a second. He has some units on this team. That's Isaac Bruce, ain't it? He's got Isaac Bruce, Tory Holt, remember that. I really could go to either of them. I'm kind of waiting for Isaac Bruce to clear there. He goes. Ooh, kind of a bad ball there. I actually can see how he had some good games as a rookie. You have incredible wide receivers. I'm fucking beaming at Isaac Bruce. Ooh, I did not see that lion. Lion's defender is just holding me up right now. Ooh, Marshall Folk is wide open. He said a, holy shit. Wait, how good is that Marshall Folk in this? Hey, Ryan Fitzmagic's first passing touchdown. Love to see it. Alright, let's go to Madden 08. The Bengals are making a questionable call here, Jim. They're subbing in the second year Ryan Fitzpatrick for Carson Palmer. I don't know whose wife he fucked, but I don't know how he's in the game right now. Oh, it's an interesting call. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, fuck! I don't have Ocho Sinko. I'm so mad at myself for doing that. What a loser. But why don't we just chuck a fucking bomb and stop bitching? Oh my God, did I just go, ooh, let's go. We're marching down this field. We're going no huddle. Bengals Fitzmagic. I'm about to go back to Perry. I don't even, I straight up don't know who that is. Why is he so open? Oh my God, I thought that was a ref. Dude, that safety was a ref. I never would have thrown that. I kind of want to throw the touchdown to Hush Mizzou because there's no way I'm ever gonna have him again, right? Fitzmagic, Bengals. I literally think we go on to a new team right after this. He should still be on the Bengals. I take it back. There will be two Bengals touchdowns. So, so far, Fitzmagic has been not on a team, a 71 overall in 07 and a 69 overall in 08. I have to assume at some point if he's still in the league his overall is going up, right? Dude, why am I a fucking, what is going on with this? I'm a kick return God for literally no reason. Hey, I see you Fitzmagic. I see you boys up to a 73 overall. Now he's 25 years old, 86 throw power and 82 throw accuracy. I literally, I think it's so hilarious that those are the only two stats they give quarterbacks. Oh, I still have Hush Mizzou. I actually have Ocho Cinco Nado. I actually have Ocho Cinco Nado. So now this is a fake screen because I set it up as a screen. Where was that throw to what the fuck? I still caught it. Let's see if the Steelers defense accident. Oh, they just did. That is 100% single coverage on Ocho Cinco. You have to exploit that every single time Ocho Cinco broke the first tackle without the one. I missed him in the last one. I shouldn't have made the world's stupid straight. Oh, I'm so sorry. I said I was gonna do Ocho Cinco but Kelly was just so open. I had to throw that. Hey, that's our final. That's our last Madden on PS2 already. Okay. All right, the graphics already quite updated because we're heading to Madden to NFL 10 on the Xbox 360. It's magic, Madden 10. The 76 overall bills. Yeah, the bills went through a long rough patch. This is when they had Marsh on Lynch two, but it's six. So if it's Patrick got to play with Marsh on Lynch, he's probably got to play it fucking everybody, dude. At this point. Okay, holy shit. Number one, uglier than fuck, dude. Grow that beard out. Dude, he literally goes from the biggest bomb I've ever seen to a giga-chad with the beard. Also, he's a 65 now. Yeah, worse. What the fuck? Nelson, nice play, baby. I knew it. I was about to say, doesn't this team have Andre Reed? Dude, am I this stupid? Oh, this is an old ass Tio. I had literally no idea as to day years old that I learned Tio played for the bills. That's so crazy when you think about that, bro. Megatron retired at 30. I kind of threw contested there of a parish over the shoulder. That ain't an easy catch right there. Lee Evans makes a hard cut on the dig, but I can't, I think I, no, that's a bad ball. Let me go with Marsh on Lynch out the backfield. Yes, sir, get through him. We'll take that. Wide open is our speed demon. Parish, she's gonna break one. I don't know what the juke button is. That guy's a beast. I'm beaming one to Andre. Oh, he just barely dropped it. Oh, he slipped. Oh, but what a throw. Hell of a throw from Fitzpatrick. I don't know if we got the first though. I expect a blitz. I didn't get one, but there's Reed, and that's a touchdown. Let's go. Fitzpatrick on the bills. All right, let's pop in man 11. Ryan Fitzpatrick. All right, you know what? He's five overalls up and his picture's a little bit better. He's a 70 overall. He's got 65, old spy swagger. Same throw power, definitely better mid. I think his deep actually got worse though. Oh yeah, this team is homeless as fuck. I don't even think we have Marsh on Lynch anymore. But we do have a wide open man on the left. Put the burners on. You're slow and shit. Oh, we were gonna might've gotten a touchdown out of that. Oh, I just got a bomb one. I don't got shit. Maybe Jackson on the corner round. Okay, that's open across the middle of the parish, and we're gonna get a little bit that ourselves a fourth in two though. He's there in the middle. He caught it. Dude, the Panthers de-line is in my fucking grill. All right, little fake hand off there. X is wide open, great throw to Hardy. I need the blocks. Okay, we kind of read our blocks in our face mask. Good call, ref. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Hit him with a little, hit him with a little play-ass and rifle one right down the seam. Let's go, Toddy. Good shift, it's magic. All right, we're onto something here. Let's go Madden 12. Madden 12, let's see if the bills are better than a 67 overall. 73, baby. Coin toss, baby. And the Titans won. That's not the first time that the bills have been really frustrated about losing a coin toss. Would you look at that? I don't even gotta sub anybody out. Fitzpatrick is officially the starter, which makes me believe his overall must have gone up, right? Ah! Dude, there's actually like a decent chance. This might be his best overall. I don't think it'll be his best overall, but when I really think about it, like Fitzpatrick is like an iconic NFL player to me, but he's never been very good. He just has flashes of being insane and then flashes of being dogwater. So I don't know, but 81's fucking sick. Actually 75 speed. Okay, nothing fancy. 81 Excel ain't bad. I might be able to scramble with this Fitzpatrick just a little bit. It's got 88 short, 83 men and they keep clapping his cheeks on the deep. 64, no shot. All right, we'll just throw the check down. That's Fred Jackson, isn't it? Okay, so we actually have a good running back. Oh, let's go right over the middle. Oh, tight window. Slip screen, is it there? Is it there? Oh, shit. I tried to throw that right there. We've got a whole dig out of low key. Evans, oh, he fucking torched all the way. That's what I need right there, baby. It's Lee Evans, but a beast. He's still out here making plays, bro. That was a hell of a release. He burnt the press coverage. Honestly, the only reason it wasn't a touchdown was the ball was bad. It was not a good pass. Ooh, great block over there. Let's throw a, no, he doesn't hear, but right over the middle we got a good one to Nelson who's breaking tackles. Let's go. Snap it, play action, hold X. Wait, that was actually kind of a laser, although I do not know what kind of route he was attempting to. That's a touchdown? Wait a second. I need to look at my depth chart. Who are these players? So it is Fred Jackson. I have like he's an 80 overall. We have Lee Evans, still a beast. Steve Johnson, Roscoe Parrish, David Nelson, Donald Jones, and I'm in Roosevelt. Oh, we have Kyle Williams. Okay, we have 93 Kyle Williams. That's definitely our best player. Pulp is less neat, all right. So the defense ain't as bad as the offense. Madden 13, let's get it. No, don't let the bills lose another coin toss. Ow, the bills are just cursed. You never win a coin toss. 82 overall fits. All right, take your bets. Is this the highest overall he ever gets to? I really do not see him going any higher than this. 82 Ryan fits. 82 throw power, 88 short, 79 mid, 68 deep. Wow, you just can't throw deep, I guess. We got CJ Spiller, an absolute speed fucking demon, bro. 95 speed half bag. Wait a second. Is LeShon McCoy on the Eagles right now? I think LeShon McCoy's on the Eagles right now. He's so fucking good. 95 overall, 93 speed, jeez. Oh, what do we see? I really don't know. I'm just gonna click a fucking button. Get off! That was Fred Jackson. What a monster. I'm looking for Nelson right down the seam. Cover two, easy darts, go baby. Poster outs against cover two. I assume in real football that works too, but you know, in real football, I play kickers, I don't really understand the schemes, but I do know Madden, and I know that if this is a cover two again, I can throw to Y again. What do you fucking know, baby? Let's go! Ryan fits in his final season with buff blows in 82, three passes, maybe 30 seconds of offensive possession. All right, let's, we're going to Madden 25 now, where fits is traded to the Tennessee Titans. Some of y'all will never know the pain of what is on my screen right now. God, this litter gives me trauma. I know you can do it. You can load up. And dude, once you've got the game loaded up, you knew that just the next time, it was going to be even harder to get it loaded up. So you'd sit there and play for so long because it might be the last time you'd get to play on that disc. So he is on the Titans. He's a 76 overall, so he's now gone down. And I'm starting to think my theory was correct. I think his highest overall is going to be 82. I don't know. He was really good on the dolphins for a little bit too. I really don't know. But Jake Locker is starting over him. So we are going to have to, we're not going to have to fool that around. This is fucking Madden, dude. I'm making this Fitzpatrick. I'm making Tennessee Titans Fitzpatrick a fucking 99 demon. And if any of you have a problem with it, Ligma. I'm giving him 99 speed, 99 excel, 99 agility. That actually hilariously only takes his overall to 80. Oh, look, he's just fucking savage. He didn't give a shit about anything ever. Look at that, literally no face mask. What a fucking horrifying man. Can I give him a visor? Visor no face mask. Face marks, fuck yeah. I want him to have the Michael Thomas cross, dude. Do they have that? Fat neck pad. So what was Fitzpatrick rocking with when he was on the Titans? Yes, so he had Chris Johns with 99 speeds. We have two, like I said, two 99 speed dudes. Kenny Britt, Nate Washington, not a very good wide receiver core. We did have Delaney Walker when he was still good. Solid offensive line. Yeah, Jarell Casey. We do have one of the McCordies. Yeah, I mean, I'm just gonna scramble. This is the slowest 99 speed I've ever seen. Oh, laser. It's that white chocolate. It's Fitz, Fitz Vick. Oh, there's a QB spy. They got sick of my fucking shenanigans already. Beamer. Oh, I thought he would contest that. That's what I'm talking about, baby. I love how he just got hit with literally no face mask. I like broke his nose and everything. Doesn't care. Oh, you can't guard that. Uh-oh, let's go. CJ2K. Oh, he's got a rifle and throw on the run. The tandem duo of the 99 speeds. Let's get it. All right, boys. And guess what, by the way, if you saw my Big Ben and Antonio Brown video, I did not have this. It finally came in. I'm hoping the disc actually works. I haven't tried it yet, but we'll see. It was insanely, insanely hard to get all of this thing. So in Madden NFL 15, Fitz Patrick has now played for his one, two, three, fourth NFL team, Andre Johnson, and a young, very young de-hop on this Texans team. I'm hoping they actually have him in here. Well, wasn't he a 76 on the Titans? He's an 81 on the Texans. Whatever. Hey, he's got that beard growing out so he knows what's good. He's an 81, so he hasn't beaten his highest. He has 75 deep throw accuracy. Let's go. He's finally getting good deep throw accuracy. Finally. This is basically a Madden 22 play. I go angle, slant, and then I throw to the head back. Who's got it? Is that David Johnson? Oh no, it's Aaron Foster. Oh my God. Why is de-hop just burning everyone? Jesus, okay. He's just torching everybody. Oh, and Fitzpatrick has sold two throws low key. All right, de-hop's back in. I'm gonna use that same exact route. If they can cover it, I'll be shocked. They just can't, bro. They don't know how to cover it. Holy shit. De-hop's right on the hockey day. I'm glad we got it with de-hop too because he doesn't, I don't think at any point he plays with de-hop again. This is the only year he's on the Texans. Hey, let's head to Madden 16 and do some agros. Madden 16, baby. So Fitz magic after a stint with the Houston Texans. He gets trained into the best NFL franchise. The New York Jets. Not the cap. Ah! All right, let's peek at the depth. He's an 82? Gino Smith has the backup. Bryce Petty has the backups backup. Oh my God, he's an 82. So he ties his best overall. 85 throw power, 86 short, 81 mid guesses deep. I've never personally seen his deep higher than a 68. I'm gonna say 72. Dude. They really clapped this guy. What a bummer. So half back we got Chris Ivory, 85. We do have a good Brandon Marshall in 92 overall. He's slower than shit, but hey. Eric Decker, why do I always, why do I know Eric Decker so like vividly? Was he on like the bachelor or something? Or maybe he's just really fucking handsome. Let's see how handsome you are, bitch. You stupid bitch. Yeah, you're not even fucking handsome. You can't even catch that pass. Also, this is Madden 16. This is the year the agro catch. So I don't even know why through that. I really should be throwing Brandon Marshall and then holding Y and then praying. Actually, fuck it. We're gonna give you another chance. Oh, what did I say, bro? It's so fucking, it's so stupid. I will talk about it every time. And I'm gonna do a lot of these videos because it's so much fun. And by the way, if you made it this deep in the video, thank you so much. I love you. You're so fucking handsome. You're definitely dialed in. Let me know who you guys wanna see next. Cause if you made it this far in the video, I want your opinion. Cause your opinion is more valuable to me than someone who just clicked on, asked for a player, then clicked off, right? So let me know who you wanna see next. I already have Adrian Peterson in the works. Yeah. All right. Oh, Brandon Marshall, Tutty coming up. Agro is, oh, you rarely drop agros in this game because all they do is press the receiver button and then hold Y and do exactly what I just did. Brandon Marshall receiving touchdown from Ryan Fitz on the Jets. So men's 17, he should also be on the Jets. Second year Jets fits magic is, I literally, this is the most unpredictable shit ever. He went from an 82 to a 70. Bro, oh, well yeah, he's still poverty. This is fucking poverty, right? As bad as you went from an 82 to a fucking 70. He finally has good deep throw. Dude, okay, what? So he got older and worse and yet his deep throw agrocy finally goes up. He has 87 throw, 82 short, 76 mid, 74 deep. How that calculates into a 70 overall, I will truly never understand. Quincy Anunwa. I will, how could I forget about Quincy Anunwa? I can't because he's seen beard. Nice move, oh, and this is the year of the button mashing break tackling. I remember this. We got another Quincy Anunwa. Having a hell of a game already. Two for two, 52 yards. And Quincy Anunwa's a fucking savage. Let's go, baby. Trash dollar, three for three, 78 yards. I say we just, oh dude, Quincy Anunwa finally got so tired. He's not in anymore, but I think Austin Safari and Jenkins. No, I'm right for that. Yup. Hell of a fucking drive. 87 yards, didn't miss a pass. I guess it doesn't matter that he's a 70 overall. So Madden 18, this is when Fitzpatrick should be on the Buccaneers. God, he's literally played for so many teams. That's so crazy. Yup, so I think this was the year they had James, right? But then James went down, so Fitzpatrick comes in and he's a 74. Guy cannot, literally cannot figure out what his own overall is. Let's see them throw stats, baby. 85, 79, 75, 81, all right. I did supersim, right? To get my boys on the field and I guess we picked off Sam Frann because we are all the way up there. This is gonna be an easy one for Fitzpatrick today. Ah, yes, now we're into the Maddens that I truly played and did on YouTube. So I start to recognize these plays. Mike Evans or O.J. Howard on this one. Let's see who's open. I think we might just beam one. Might just fucking beam one. Go get it there, baby. Oh, all right. All right, I'm gonna slip screen. We're gonna chunk our way down the field. I like Mike Evans here. Mike Evans right in the middle of the field. Yeah, the physics were kind of weird in this game but you could probably tell by that right there. I'm just clicking a button. My button clicking has thrown, he's the most scientist I've thrown. Um, what do I wanna do here? Mike Evans could probably just, oh, okay. Well, they made the decision for me. Wide open, I think. Dude, O.J. Howard, that's the boy right now. Good shit. Oh, yes, I needed that. Adam Humphrey's, I needed that. He gets wide open on fourth and 10. I have two years with the Bucks so I don't have to throw Mike Evans here. I guess that's open. I guess we'll take it. But that ain't a touchdown yet. Have I scrambled for a touchdown yet? Have I scrambled for a touchdown yet? Let's go. I literally don't think I've done that yet. 74 overall fits Badgery. Scramble's in, let's get it. All right, Fitz, I'm to Madden 19. Oh, I literally, it's impossible to predict what his overall is gonna be. Straight up. 73 overall fits. All right, you know what? That's the least roller coaster-y. It's probably bad. He only went down one overall. Proud of you, Fitz. We're gonna play action. I am going to unleash this bitch to Mike Evans. Fuck it. Mikey Blaine down there somewhere. Oh, Ref, call that shit. Dude, I swear that this is the money player right here. Go on! Oh, I miss this meta, dude. I miss the meta of just having no skill and throwing it up to guys and then catch it every time. All right, we'll take our little checky down. Humphreys has been good to us. Mike Evans. Not easy like quadruple coverage. They still powered through. That was one of my favorite ones. Let's get it. So that takes us to Madden 20. I hate to break, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but right if it's Badgery, he's not gonna have abilities. Fitz is the starter. Yeah, I'm trying to remember. Tana Hill was on the Dolphins, all right? Clearly isn't here, but Fitz is a 75. So he went 74, 73, 75 now on the Dolphin. So he's on an upward trajectory despite getting older. You gotta give that to him. The older Fitz gets, the better he gets deep throw. 82, that has gotta be the highest, right? I saw like 75 as the highest before. Not bad, baby. He does have good, good wide receivers. I love his, I love this core. Kenny Stills, Mike Kasicki, Davante Parker. And this is back when Davante Parker was less washed than he is right now. We're gonna aggro like Kenny Stills. Did I just get a DPI for that? I actually got a DPI. That is hilarious. Kenny Stills was kind of there. Look at Mike Kasicki right in the pocket. We're gonna try to run through one. We do. I love Mike Kasicki, dude. Mike Kasicki is straight up one of my absolute favorite players in the league. We don't care. Let me tell you, let me tell you. We don't care. We're gonna go, Kenny Stills, who stops in the middle of the slant route. All right, second and goal. Davante Parker's sitting down on this route here. Let's see if we can get a linebacker to pull off. Oh, that's sketchy. Uh, I don't know. Jesus. Oh, and even close to being close. Oh, I'm gonna throw the, no. Oh my God, Shaq Beard screamed out the edge. I was gonna throw underneath, and I still don't think I would have gotten it. Oh, did you just torch your man? Do you have the wheels for this, Kasicki? Oh, I stepped hard, but it got me stuck. All right, well, we get a little bit more of Kasicki. I can't believe that wheel wrap torched him so bad. Is it there again? Who's guarding him? Who's guarding him? What is the flag? Bro, have I just gotta hold her some shit? I just got a legal man. Uh-huh. Fuck it, I'm throwing it to him again. Face mask. Thank you, refs. That's a makeup call. They're embarrassed for calling that legal man downfield. Mike Kasicki, save me, bro. Save me. What fucking hand? You savage. It fits Patrick out of the Miami Dolphins to Mike Kasicki. And he has another year on the Dolphins. He just, he should have one more year on the Dolphins too. And 21 should be the Dolphins, and then Madden 22 should be the Washington football team. And then we score a touchdown with a round of his magic in every single Madden. All right, baby. Are you gonna finally fall off a cliff? So he was a 75 now, 74? 86, 86, 82, 81? It's really not that bad. That's like totally manageable. Devontae Parker over the top, he's there. Oh, he's not there. He got fucking, I was gonna say he got clamped, but he just lost the shit out of him. So it's all good. It looked like he was getting clamped. I thought it was Ramsey for a second, but I'm beaming that. Ah, stay out, Kasicki. Damn, he was a little, that was a little better throw honestly. I haven't been able to take that through a touchdown. All right, oh, right over the middle. Right over the middle, big truck. Ah, we're not in yet. We're not quite there, but this is an efficient drive. Every once in a while, we just have one of these perfect drives. Let's see if we can cap it off. Devontae Parker, this is a rifle, and you're catching it. Let's get it, baby. Love to see that touchdown, Devontae Parker. Now we're onto the Washington football team. Ryan Fitzpatrick, take your guess. This is the final Ryan Fitzpatrick. Take your guesses on his overall. You know, what's kind of hilarious is I think his starting and ending overall are gonna be the exact same thing. Hey, he's a 73. Wait, so he starts madden. He has a 71 overall. He goes up to a 69, or no, now. Then he goes to a 75, a 65, a 70, an 81, an 82, a 76, an 80, 78, a 79, a 74, a 73, a 75, a 74, and not a 73. This is so fucking impressive. Even Madden is acknowledging that this is just one of the most wishy-washy, honestly, mediocre quarterbacks. But this is so sick. He plays one of the most safe positions in football. He's had a 16-year career. He's made bread. He has fleeced some NFL teams. He's gotten to live in like nine different states with his whole family. And he's probably coming up on retirement. And he graduated from Harvard. This is one of the coolest lives ever. I gotta say, so Ryan Fitz, props to you, my guy. This shit is awesome. And I can't wait to throw your final touchdown here to scary Terry Maclaurin. Third and two, I want a deep bomb to Maclaurin. Is he there? No, but the tight end is Ricky... Oh, it's not Ricky Seales Jones. Who is that? It was Ricky Seales. Scary Terry. This is the man we need to be going to right here, wheels. All right, Fitz. We can't throw an INT on your final season here. Let's hit Maclaurin one more time. Yes, sir. Can you get there, Maclaurin? I love that. Maclaurin over the middle for a beautiful clear. Ah, I said clear. I fucked it. I'm so sorry, Fitz Patrick. I had a stroke in the middle of your sick asshole. And he hit a Nene. All right, the whole thing is ruined. Scrap the whole video, bro. Hey, Ryan Fitz Patrick, his final touchdown pass on the Washington football team, comes on a slant across the middle to Terry Maclaurin. All right, boys, I hope you enjoyed. As always with these videos, let me know who you want to see next. We've done Antonio Brown, Big Ben, Ryan Fitz, and I'm working on Adrian Peterson. So if you have anyone not named those four people, let me know. Yeah, thanks so much as always. I appreciate you guys. Peace out.