 Student loans, you've got me by the balls. Swimming in debt, up to my eyeballs. 17 year old me, didn't know any better at all. Student loans, you've got me by the balls. My school guidance counselor came to talk to us one day. She said all of you should think about your grades. She didn't mean for our education or a solid skills foundation. All that mattered was that GPA. They said go to college, you'll be useless if you don't. It doesn't matter if you don't know why. You'll decide when you get in, if not just change your major again. That degrees your ticket to fruitful life. Student loans, you've got me by the balls. Had me convinced there's no other path at all. Cause a few schools celebrate, cause they can jack up all their grades. Student loans, you've got me by the balls. Even sold our parents who went to college years ago. They could work one job and pay the bill. They say look, it worked for us in the college system you should trust. With their pensions and their house up on the hill. Schools have figured out that they can pretty much print money. By offering degrees teens think are fun. But with underwater basket weaving, schools get rich but jobs they're fleeting. We're drowning and we both think just begun. Student loans, you've got me by the balls. Selling kids a dream with little value at all. Sure some jobs do need degrees, but you're just trying to fill your seats. Oh student loans, you've got me by the balls. Will owe them broke or dead, oh well. The term extortion rings a bell. Oh student loans, you've got me by the balls. Thanks so much for watching, I like to announce my new Patreon, link in the description down below.