 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb speaking of dumb Fedex is with us Jake. How are you Jimmy? Let me be the last to tell you and all the other dads happy Father's Day Father's Day Wednesday Leslie celebrated I'm doing well. I'm doing well. We had a big weekend, and I'm ready to like Get back in the middle of summer middle start middle isn't it technically not even summer hasn't started Yeah, oh huge news. Today's the first day of summer. It's the first day of summer Zack. Just let us know Zack's kind of like you know how do you ever watch tell-it-tubbies and the Sun was like a real person That's kind of like Zach. I have him as the groundhog the summer groundhog. Okay. He lets us know He lets us know when summer's here. You tell me about the sports James We crowned a champion your Golden State Warriors your Bay Area guy the champion. We Are the champions Jack make the frog talk And it's their fourth title. They're like a dynasty. That's cool We kind of like all the guys and we get the classic Clay Thompson had won too many daiquiris Caught an edge on his ice skate Fell into a fan happens every celebration now every celebration and Dreymont swore Said like Fuck you that's kind of sports. They're playing hockey and stuff whatever go out Really, I'm a lightning guy. I know Jimmy what was this almost a breakdown you're telling about you're on the train talking loudly on your phone Jake You're gonna love this. Yeah, it was the quiet car people weren't happy But the devils are jumping over babies again in Spain after a two-year hiatus the festival is back check out this video as people lie They're babies with born within 12 months on mattresses and a man dressed as a devil jumps over them this is a celebration in The celebration of El Colacho a mythical figure that represents the devil and what he does is he runs into town He chases the teenagers with a whip and then jumps over the babies which cleanses them of their original sin I didn't have this happen to me. I just had water poured over my head by an old bald like crazy man Honestly not that far off if you really think about it, but yeah, it's it's one of those things It's it's kind of a tough watch when you actually see someone jumping over a baby It feels a little unnecessary that's older like probably closer to the 10-month range not excited about it crying And the mom is like stay back down We're cleansing your original sin and the reason we're telling this story is we feel bad for the two years of babies That weren't allowed to do this. Yes, you know There was two crops of babies that didn't let grown men jump over them with the risk of a whack and people have been hit They said no babies have ever been hurt, but some of the devils have pulled their hamstring Let me take a moment real quick box me in like a four by three serious speech Think about the concept of original sin Maybe the most fucked up thing people say and there's a little clip at the baby was born a sinner The devil tasted the fuck chases some teens and that kind of looks like a good time to be honest And then there is a little clip of an older lady at the unjust getting hit by the whip from the other devil went after the older lady She kind of wanted it. Oh And if you want to bet on which baby Got jumped over the most you probably do that Draft Kings Draft Kings Astrix Astrix probably not asterisk probably not you can bet on other stuff like more sports gym where your guy Ricky lightfoot becomes the first human in 15 years name to win man versus horse race three two one 8.1. Yeah, this is a nomative Determinism to a tee your favorite Ricky lightfoot Would become a champion racer had no options obviously. He's a trail runner. I don't understand this He beat the horses. It's an epic 22.5. I might have read the epic part. I guess I don't truly believe that It's a 22.5 mile challenge. I guess what else is funny like Ricky didn't know he won when he crossed the finish line Ricky says he was awake for 29 hours before the race and had arrived and where I was just two hours ahead of the race So that's cheating and we haven't really engaged in this too much Recently in our weekly dump, but he is at Ricky lightfoot. So maybe tweeted him like Great job great job. Loved you on the weekly dump. Love John. Yeah, I really thought yeah at Ricky lightfoot also Had the horses loose. I don't know how they do with distance do courses have to like relax I don't know. I've only seen Hidalgo got a stop referencing Hidalgo. It's a good movie Jim. This not sports Again, you call me on the train your screen Alberta Canada Calgary so they needed a jury and I guess this is a rule that they don't do a lot but the sheriff went into the food court of the mall and Just subpoenaed people I guess to become jurors in a case And they had to leave the mall or be arrested and then be a jury what I'm concerned about in this story is that I thought juries were supposed to be a Lot of different people that represent the community Everybody that eats lunch at the malls of the same ilk night daytime mall lunches I can't have a whole jury be all daytime male above mall lunches Cuz that's not my brethren. I'm not doing that. You're right The jury was originally created to get a mass consumption of the people but like Jury duty is not real such the jury duty. That's the jury doors Haven't been this excited for a A employee Jim we love passion and man did this guy have it in droves ref Dan We had a floorball tournament. It'll be released in late, July the first episode So you got to wait a little bit and we had an official floor ball Which is floor hockey but a cooler version ref fly in to breath all of the games and he was awesome My hands got super cut up damn dog. Yeah, but good job rough down. Oh He's a big weekly dumb fan. Yeah, yeah Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft Kings How about that just bet $5 on any game and you get $150 in free bets no matter what win or lose so download the draft King sports book app now Use promo code John boy new customers can make any $5 MLB bet and get $150 in free bets no matter what that's promo code John boy only at draft King sports book and official sports betting partner of major league Baseball minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply So show notes for details MLB trademarks used with permission My seventh grade math teacher served jury dirty on a gang situation how to turn out she they Ruled that it was Gang related shooting and she was really pretty at a huge crush on her seventh grade seventh grade She also caught me cheating. That's a big crush time on your girlfriend. No on a test I know a kid in third grade. They're like kiss the teacher's leg. That's really weird in hindsight, huh? Yeah Her name was Teresa something. Okay used to find her on Facebook Back when I was in like high school when Facebook became hi. Yeah, I had a huge crush on her I'm still I was friends with some teachers on Facebook. Cool. All right, try to fucking one up me all the time All right, I wasn't friends with her mostly Spanish teachers. She was I think I don't know we were in Illinois, maybe not what's Illinois got to do with that. She had her bangs died blonde She was probably like 24 years old, right? No, it's one of those funny things when you grow up, and maybe she had a crush on me, too No, no hard no from Zach, too. She didn't get me in trouble. Why don't you call me cheating? She just said don't do it again. That's fine college teacher. Also same thing. Yeah, she never crushed me I have a crush on her you and the college teacher. No, I didn't have a crush on her at all. She Couldn't you couldn't even compare her to Teresa? I don't think well, they're both teachers both teachers. Yeah, probably was so you just compared them I couldn't even compare them you like comparing you and a rock happens does happen happens only in a body of water