 Grant's brought me to the very place where he first met his partner, Alf. But someone's missing. Where is Alf? Well, he's not here tonight. He's actually got a few other things on. You're not hiding him, are you? No, no, I'm not. Is that true, Grant? Because there's Alf. We didn't realise that was Alf when we were filming Just Look at Your Cheeky Smile and he was there the whole time, Grant. No, no, he's not out here tonight. No, no, he is.