 What would happen if you laid down in front of SCP-173 and closed your eyes? Would he still be able to grab- He'd lay on top of you face down like the world's worst cuddle puddles. If SCP-106 is made of a corrosive substance that melts everything it touches, how does he still have a jacket on? The jacket's made of congealed barbecue sauce, that's why it still fits that way. If SCP-087 is an infinite staircase, can we just throw all of our trash down it and solve the global- No, we're trying to do science, that would get in the way. Unless the pestilence SCP-049 is always worried about is a disease we already cured in humanity, like smallpox. We still have smallpox around for testing, you've tried it, it's not that. He's just so old, he doesn't know that we already cured it. How much safer would containment breaches be if the NTF were always just already- We have on-site security, and their mobile task was empty. SCP-173 is- Yes, they do. So does that mean SCPs get dedicated bathroom breaks every now and then? It's a hard time. What would happen if you looked at SCP-096 and then immediately took amnestetics to forget- The amnestics don't delete it from your brain completely, so he'd still get you. Would SCP-173 be a horrible Twitch streamer? Yes, because the whole line of sighting only works in person, so on camera I could still move around, but it's also faster than human sight, so you just see an empty room. 682 would un-evolve all its eyes so that it didn't have any, so it wouldn't fight 096. But there is- the 3008-1s probably would activate it because they still have like a sense. I think, we'll have to study that. Including nearly ending the world multiple times. But if I do one thing with the McDonald's fries at work, I'm fired immediately. Yes, you know what you did. Can you push over SCP-173 and make it useless? It would not be useless, it would headbutt your kneecaps. Can people immune to SCP-2316? No, it's more of a full sensory thing, not just vision. Stick with me here. If the GOC are sworn to destroy every SCP, what happens when they find SCP-682? They lose. If you ask SCP-294 for a cup of Joe, it will take a piece of somebody nearby named Joe and put that in- He didn't feel great afterwards. Can you do that to extract like a tumor from Joe? It's usually not that specific. You might as well just disarm them. Hey, why would you do it on liquid wallet? What happens if you keep SCP-173 in an enclosed glass hamster wheel and then look away from him? Is it free energy? It breaks the glass. What happens when SCP-012 is completed? Like, it runs out of pages. Are people still- It's incompletable, there is no run out of pages. We wasted a lot of paper testing math. We become neutralized. When you think about it, the chaos insurgency and every other group of interest are really just proof that the SCP Foundation is horrible at keeping- Half of them make anomalies, that's not the same. It happens if you hug SCP-173 from behind and close your eyes. Does he spin around forever trying to get you or do nothing because he's only ever wanted a hug? It moves faster than human sight, so no, you just fly off. Is that we don't remember anything about it? How do we know it's definitely not a sphere? Because remembering what it is and what it isn't are two different mental concepts. Some people can't recognize other people by their own faces. Does that mean they won't trigger SCP-096? No, because you don't need to know that you've seen it. Just like four fucking pixels, it'll still come after you. Balls be used to end world hunger. No, we can't get the meatballs out because the door keeps moving. I'm telling you, if SCP-173 tries to snap your neck, what happens if you're wearing one of those big suits with the neck protectors on them? So, because it's a statue and it doesn't really move even when it's moved somewhere else, we believe that it's a limited-range telekinesis field, so I don't think the protector would help. What happens when it looks at 096? So, 096 consents that you've seen it and where you are from anywhere in the world, so it doesn't need to see you. Is there a 5-5 isn't? Can we go down a list of everything and use the process of elimination to find out? That's not so many things. It would take some time, but we are still scientists. I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not that good. Do you ask SCP-294 for a liquid that can destroy 682? We did that. It kind of worked, but we can only get it a coffee cup at a time. Please subscribe. Tell me. What happens to all of the fecal madras if you want some three producers? You get to ask a secret organization questions and give me that. Biohazard disposal unit. 096 wins that fight because 457 requires fuel, so it'll eventually run out. We can't destroy 096 yet. Well, we haven't tested every page because, you know, it gives you the disease you read about, but I'll let you know if we find out. Oh, no, that's no better than a camera, which we know doesn't work in a mannequin. Go listen to SCP-3220 on the Site 42 YouTube channel. There's a fascinating SCP about just that happening. I'm sure he did that by making his blood acid or something. We're not testing that. We know it's only one IKEA. If we blow it up, anything could happen. It might move or it might just be gone. Can't happen. It has to be an actual representation of its face. Even four pixels is still a photograph. Yes, and also certain anomalies. SCP-131 is a great example. It's a situation where if it's alive, it has eyes, it works. But the animals don't know to keep looking at it, so they'll typically get snapped. Does the Foundation have its own carpenters that are constantly building new stuff? This is the Batman's contractors for the Bat-K problem. We have our own engineering corps. We hire contractors sometimes, and there's always amnestics. So, 106 is going to come back to our dimension because it has to hunt. It needs to hunt, but O96 would find a way with its senses. No, because the AI and the scramble goggles did not activate O96, although the AI and scramble goggles didn't work and protect our men either. It will get out, we put it in a room with doors for a reason. Depends on if they have their memory or not. That bounces faster and faster forever after you throw it. Does that mean you can tie it to a generator of some kind to make infinite energy? It's too chaotic it would break out. We have an on-wiki story about 106 losing to the statue, so I think it would lose to O96 too. Well, SCP-173 was tricked in SCP-3220 by MIR, so maybe not. That sounds like a waste of resources to test. Well, without enough fuel, probably. It can twist it more than 180, it would unscrew the owl juice cap. It can move, it would be more powerful without gravity. We haven't tested that, we're not going to. If a single worker can't see him, Newton's cradle is that clicky-clacky ball thing. What happens if you put four SCP-018s on it and push one side? Not risking the boy for that. GameLogic says it couldn't. My interpretation, it moves faster than sight so it could cross the hole, but it would fall if you looked at it. We believe that 294 follows feigning rules, so if you change your name and don't go by it, then no, but if you go by a nickname, then yes. It's deadly. Come on. Very yes, Shy Guy could still hunt you down with its senses. Direct line of sight, and drew glass counts to the F.A.S.Cards. I'm just going to leave you with this. If there's a way to you, if there's a door to that dimension, Shy Guy can find it with its senses. 173 doesn't actually see, so it's unaffected. 096's rage is stronger than the procrastination rock's limited effect. Pokemon rules, 5-4 wins. 999 doesn't have eyes, so 096 isn't activated, but its tickle effect is not as strong as 096's rage. In my head, Canon 106 is from there, so no big deal. Only if it had the sentience to know to look at 173, so it's not that helpful. It would not, it would murder you. Hell yes, in fact, I have a video. What if Superman was an SCP? How would we contain it? Go watch it and sub while you're there. No, I keep saying the door moves, it's random. They would get out, it's not safe. The Infinite Ikea is a perfect place to store SCP. No, no, no, no, no. Everyone who says this thinks they're so smart like they're the first person who said it, and no, it's a terrible idea. First of all, we at the Foundation do not get rid of or destroy anomalies. We contain and we study them. We can't study things if they're in SCP-3008, because even though the door in is geographically locked to our Ikea that we have secured, contained, and protected, the door from the inside out moves. It is random, it geographically shifts, meaning if you go in, you don't know if or when you're going to be able to get out. But okay, what if we just get rid of the really dangerous ones like 682 or 096, shove them in there and close the door? No, no, no. These things are basically immortal, which means they're going to live a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really long time, and that means that it is a statistical certainty that they will randomly find the door and breach and wreak havoc. So no! to support our work. Secure. Contain. Protect.