 Know that this segment has been beat to death by everyone else. I didn't get to talk about this So I would like to watch this and react to it What a clown and let me just say real quick about this campaign by M&Ms It is a very obvious market employee all that they want to do is get people to talk about them Right. So the thing that they do is they do some semi-woke bullshit Which is not gonna improve the lives of anyone they virtue signal because they know that the liberals will like it And then the the idiots of Fox News will be outraged. So they're trying to bait Tucker Carlson into giving them publicity and he fell for it hook line and sinker now. I personally I love M&Ms I love M&Ms. So I would give them free advertising But I mean apparently he doesn't like M&Ms based on you know, what he's gonna say about them here But yeah, he's gonna smear M&Ms. This is a smear and it's unacceptable Big change is that the brown M&M has quote transition from high stilettos to lower block heels I don't know so less sexy. That's progress M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous until the moment you I Hate to break it to him But all candy is androgynous when you look at a Snickers bar Do you think that's definitely a male Snickers? This one is a female Snickers This one actually has kind of a gender that's in between male and female all candy is androgynous. So he's quite literally Losing his shit over a mascot Imagine getting apoplectic over a fucking candy mascot And I feel like he's this is all theater. He really doesn't care either way But certainly he's capitalizing on this like the dipshit that he is because he thinks this is good for him So stupid This is beta male shit Beta I have a drink with any one of them. That's the goal when you're totally turned off We've achieved equity they've won. I don't know what to say We are truly living in the dumbest timeline imaginable That or the simulation is going haywire. I just he's talking about getting turned off from M&M's I Just almost speechless and I've seen this clip before but still it is astonishing to me that This is the number one news program Think about this just for a second boomers watch Tucker Carlson They watch segments like this and they think that's a great point. I remember when the M&M's were sexy I mean who what the fuck your brain has to be mush to find this compelling at all We're gonna just stop let it all sink in we're in a situation in the United States where a Political issue is the sexiness of M&M's Yeah, it's smooth-brained To even say it's smooth-brained I think is a little bit too polite because that implies that there's something in his head I think that there's just nothing there. It's empty. There's no brain. It's just I don't know what the fuck it is it whatever is there is I Don't know how it keeps them alive. I don't know how he's not just spontaneously dying from forgetting to breathe I just I don't know But this is this is real life folks. Oh I paused it when there was one second change. Is it the brown? Yeah, so folks, let me ask you a question out of all of the M&M's which one is your favorite? Which one would you most want to masturbate to? I'm not sure I'm thinking maybe the yellow one Because I also have anxiety. Let me let me pull hang on a second And so I think that maybe we can relate like me and the yellow M&M can vibe Let's see here Okay, so this is apparently The changes that they've made I feel like this isn't oh, so this is the previous design new design I mean are the changes really that drastic? Fuck off If you Could masturbate to this brown M&M, but you can't masturbate to this iteration of the brown M&M. I mean what specifically? Changed I just I feel like I'm trying to find the differences here, right? It's the same image. It's that it's that pan meme from the office corporate wants you to find the difference between these two photos And it's the same photo. It's the same photo. I do spot the difference here. She has Stilettos and now she has regular sneakers. I mean she's still cute as hell. They'll look at her. She has a cute little face. I Tap that wouldn't you? What do you tap that? Oh? This leaves leggings. Oh, maybe maybe This one he's so the red M&M is just so cocky and the peanut M&M He's just he's got a peanut in him. So He's very he's, you know, very satisfied I Want to kill myself in a video game Tucker wants to see legs Well, okay, the the positive thing I'm noticing this so They Approached or approached. Oh, I'm reading this article in it Fuck off the article limit. So they tied the yellows or the oranges shoes now his shoes are tied So that's actually an improvement because you don't want to not tie your shoes You could trip when you're doing M&M's things Which M&M looks like Dave Rubin the blue one, right here it definitely does This is the yellow one looks more like Dave Rubin and the newer one new design anyways This is the world that we live in. This is real life folks. You're not dreaming This is real life. Maybe it's a simulation. I kind of hope it's a simulation because if real life is this stupid Then there's no hope for the human race, but yeah