 Or it's a fine-looking penis, yeah, what's that? Is that the head? Yeah, don't put that in it. Oh, to the potential video. I was, to date years old when I learned, D-Virgin. I'm the Jerry Rice QB video. The absolute most like comment was user D-Virgin for a whole game and try to win. Literally of course he's a Detroit lion. Like of course, I wonder how many times someone has made the exact joke to him that like, are you D-Virgin? Like, you know. The jokes right themselves. I don't, I'm not gonna make a bunch of puns of his name because they're all so obvious. He just so happens to be a 63 overall corner boosted to a 64 by John Madden coach. Now let me say this, 81 speed is better than I thought it would be. So that's not the end of the world. That's like a slow user linebacker. He is going to get cooked by Randy Moss, but I'm usuring him. So I just gotta like give space on every single play. His man and zone coverage, I don't think they matter because I'm usuring him, right? And play rec doesn't matter either because I'm the one recognizing the plays. 64 press. I don't exactly think I'll be pressing with this man. I think Madden's so funny with these ratings because just to make someone's overall lower, they put their speed lower. But in reality, there's no way this dude is this slow. Like do you think that this dude is 16 speed tiers slower than Jeffrey El Kuda? I would have to gather that that's definitely not true at all. I think it's kind of lame. I feel like he should still have his accurate in real life speed on the card. I don't know. What do I know dude? We're working with 48 catching. I don't know how much that affects it when there's a user because you still usually catch stuff as a user, but I don't really know. I've never used, I've never used a card this bad. I don't know. He's got 85 Excel. He's got 18 throw power for literally God knows why, but I'll take it. Oh, Kuda has 21. Where do they come? Who's the guy who gives the throw power stat to the corners? All right. That's enough talk. The virgin. I will be using him the entire game. I will try my absolute best to win. I can't even upgrade him. I can't even give him chemistry or anything. I wanted to give him like an X Factor somehow, but obviously it's not possible. So let's see how this goes. I'm honestly excited. I think this will be really funny. It drags our team down to a 96 overall. We should be a 98. I mean, I still get to play offense however I want. So, so long as I can score, if I can score, I'm guaranteed to win the game, right? Because if I score every single possession that I get the ball, even if my opponent scores every possession, I would either go for two or go into OT. So, if I score, I'll be fine. Additionally, a huge thank you to FanDuel for sponsoring today's video. Forza bag, baby. Soccer's going on. Baseball's going on. And of course, basketball is going on right now. 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It'll be fine. All right, baby. Let's see what we got. We're playing an Eagles fan. I got my lion's jersey on for the Virgin. He said 5-1. Wait, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Oh, he sounded like shit. He's on the, he's on the, oh no. Yes. Thank god. Yes. Oh wait, am I allowed to switch off? No, I can't. That's my bad. I can't. I'm so used to clicking beans, switching off to get the pick. I can't do that. I will stay out of the entire time. I love how just the middle of my screen just says Virgin. Like, thanks. Oh, oh, get there. Oh, okay. Okay. Dude, I was honestly there. Like, even if Taylor Mays didn't come across, I might have stopped that. Unfortunately, though, he has learned really early who I'm usuring. All right, let's see what he's going to do. I think he's, I think he just called the hot rod out there. No, he doesn't throw to that. We got to stop already. Okay. I don't care what the pros are running. Five wide is the best formation in this game. And there is a QB spy on me, but let's see what happens here. Ooh, okay. Okay. Oh no, darn it. All right, second and 10. I'm just going to hand this off to Barry Sanders. It just looks really open. Beauty. I'm not even reading this read option because Barry Sanders is going to get swout. He is not in a run. Thank you. Thank you. Joe Thomas. Joe Thomas touchdown. Joe Thomas touchdown. You saw it here first, Joe Thomas touchdown. This is the D Virgin video, and we have a Joe Thomas touchdown. This video is elite. Seven is zero. And I get the ball out. All right, D Virgin. Oh, okay. He's still a contestant. Okay. So he's got the dig and he's got the wheel. He's going to throw the wheel. Jeez. Third and 10. I want an interception with Virgin so bad. I want the balls in the Virgin's hand. Oh, 0 for 6. Joe Burrow against the user Virgin, dude. Throw at me, Pussy. Wow. I think he's going to rage quit. We're going to get a rage quit. Lamar take off. Erlacher wanted me so bad. All right, one more five wide, and this is a touchdown. I'm going to hit gentry, I think. Oh wait, no. No, no, no. Oh, damn. I'm thinking gentry down the pipe. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Go. I don't think I've really ever run this, but I want to give it a go here. Dude, this streak, the streak gentry is elite. Look at that, dude. So good. And this game's over, bro. It doesn't matter who I use here. I've never seen this. What the hell am I looking at? Bro, he's like moonwalking forward. What's he doing? I'm like 80% sure he just left his Xbox and he's not going to call play, so he's going to get kicked for excessive grief. And we really just did this to a man while using the Virgin. Your parents make kick for excessive griefing. That is exactly what the Virgin will do to you, bro. If I win this, I'm six and three in this like random season run I'm going on right now. So could user D version take us to the playoffs? That would be a classic right there. What do you got, my guy? What do you got? Oh, he has Josh Allen. I'm terrified of people would go and take a Josh Allen. I'm not going to lie. He's even got Bill's Unis. I'm worried. I'm not on D Virgin. Shit. It is a stretch to the left side, but my come up. Oh, I missed just had a chance to make a tackle and I missed. I got to give this Megatron space, bro, because he's going to cook me. Okay. So out route, he does throw the out route. Okay. Oh, he's going to run left side lots over there. Thank you very much. I wonder at what point it's, is it going to click that I have a 63 overall corner in? He's probably just really confused. Ooh, a dive up the middle. Good play. Oh, okay. All right. We're going with a big blitz and D, dude, like D Virgin is guarding the entire right side of the field. This is actually really stupid. Fuck it, dude. Please don't motion. Uh-oh. I'm in so much trouble. I can't switch out. I should call the timeout, dude. I'm in so, oh, oh, dude, D Virgin. I don't want to talk about it. Great sack. Let's go. I should be blitzing. Damn. I regret not blitzing there. Okay. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, and I can't switch off. I could have easily switched off and picked that off. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Let's go. Whoa, I'm stuck. Oh, my controller's dead. I'm in trouble. He might go for that touchdown. He might go for gold here. I'm sending the blitz. Motion's Gronk out. He throws a weird one to Darren Waller. Dude, this guy just used the entire first quarter on his drive. You are such a loser. I run up the middle enforcer. Honestly, a fumble there would have just made my day, but I will take that. I didn't mean to switch off there, but my CPU is going to make the same play, no matter what. So it's okay. Is this a fake? Dude, this guy just marched all the way down the field to kick a field goal on the three. Oh, what's he doing? Dude, he's got a weird-looking blitz here. He's using Sean Taylor and a lot looks open, although I don't know if anything will end up being open. I'm going to hit gentry. Yes, sir. Open up. Tank. Oh, I rarely get to use the ability tank, but you're guaranteed to break the tackle against an enforcer. It just depends what he does. Oh, thank God. I would have grown a fake. Very interesting defense here. I'm just going to go with the inside zone. I joked out two enforcers with that. Let's go. He's not. He's so screwed. Throw it. Every once in a while, peak zone bubble completely glitches out and does that shit right there. That is so depressing. Oh, Gentry. Easy money. Good Lord. That was easy. Oh, I thought I was supposed to break that tackle. He's using nitrene lane, dude. Do you think he's like salty that I was using a corner? So he's trying to like get back at me. Oh, Gentry. No, no pick. No pick. Thank you. I'll take my field goal. I'm so fine with that. It's like he's hearing me on the mic. Let's go. That's exactly that. Hey, I might get this ball back. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I might be in trouble. He's going to throw a... Where are you going? Megatron. Pick that off by himself. Hey, 28 seconds out of clock. I score. All right. I'm going to try this outside run, third and 10. It's kind of high risk, but it'd be high reward if I could get it. I should just be able to hand this off to Barry. I don't even know where you're sitting at. Never in my life see something like that. In the D version video, we get that, bro. What? How mad do you think he is? Dude, and I get ball at half now too. Tendeth. This is so good for us. I'm going to stick with the ground game. Keep the clock chewing. I got a healthy lead right now and I got a great block. Let's go. I'm chewing a fish out of spot. Oh, yes, I can. Wow. Oh, that might have been... Do you think B was a touchdown or do you think that corner would have gotten to it? I'm almost field goal range. If I get field goal range, game's over. Oh, geez. He can't get to Gentry. He can't recover that hard. Oh, damn. Is it there? No, it's not. Oh, I would have liked an interception though. Damn, dude. I got sex so many times that I came out of field goal range. Tendeth 3. D version's got to clamp now. He's just going to... Oh, he's going to air air. That's so fucked up. You are so lucky, my friend. I'm really frustrated by that. That sucks to see. And he's going to get a touchdown here. His defense is crazy. It's really good. Oh, Benjamin. Calvin Benjamin is wide open. Let's go. Down to the 23. Clock is chewing. All right. Two seconds on the clock. I'm going to run this stretch. Oh, that's free. That's free. I literally right before I got hit, I held RB to cover the ball. Stay. Stay. Stay. Let's go. This is a huge down right here. Third and two. Stretch left. Let's see it. Cutting side. Fairy. Oh, that might be a touchdown. Honestly, kind of sad. I wanted to chew a little more clock than that, but that is a huge touchdown. 17 to 10 with two minutes left. We're really about to win this game with the D version user. I got to say, though, D version got lost by Megatron, so I'm not going to sit here pretend like he's a good user or something because he's not. Let's see what he does. He throws inside, gets lit up into the is running. You're 100 out of blows. He losing you the game right now. Just FYI. That's fine. One more time. He throws it out. He's kind of staying in the same set. It's gonna work, though. If he keeps throwing that slant, but I'll be honest, one of these times he's going to get hit so hard, he just fumbles it. Like if he throws one of the, yeah, that's good. Wow. Holy shit. I'm a, I'm a magician. I'm literally, did you see me predict that? That was insane. That was some galaxy branching. This game's over. I can kneel it. I can kneel and it. We just won with D version and an amazing defense and an amazing offense. But okay, D version really though, 17 to 10. Dude, he's got to be so mad. Yo, that's like we did the playoffs. That was my playoff game. That was one of the best games I've had and I've played in a long time. Wow, bro. Hey boys, D version, go did I guess. I appreciate you boys for watching. I will see you in the next video. Peace out.