 The movie is live Tuesday. Dune 2 is showing for people. The Angels last night, it was the regal mystery, magic movie celebration thing. So no Dune. I got a buddy that's gonna be joining me a second off camera and he's already, I'm laughing because I see what he's doing and we're gonna get to it in just a second. Couple pieces of news before we jump into the real movie news. I got a new video up today for Avatar talking about my thoughts on this new live action nonsense coming out. I'm gonna give it a shot. I plan on reviewing it, but I'm scared. So check that out. You may have seen, I did a video on this kind of new wave of movie critics. I put that in air quotes because they're saying a lot of nice things to soften the blow for when they start crapping all over a movie. And I find the whole thing very disingenuous. One individual who I won't name because I already talked about him, he just doesn't do negative reviews anymore because he's also in the industry. And I find that ridiculous. But to each their own, we're not gonna dwell on it. If you're new here, thanks for subscribing in the last couple of days. I put out a Madam Web review, destroyed that movie, just absolute garbage. I don't feel bad about it. Sony is doing some of the worst films and not even just in the Sony Spider-Man universe that doesn't have Spider-Man, but also in general, they've put out a lot of crap in the last few years and they need to be stopped. They need to be reigned in. Superchats are always the name of the game. I appreciate it. I really do. I put them up on the screen. Someone already gave a super sticker. So we're gonna just throw that up. Tyler for $2 with a super sticker. I can't see it on this end, but I'll check it out later, Tyler. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Let's just get him on. He's just been holding this thing up the whole time. So I'm gonna throw him in the, there he is. Tony from Hack the Movies. Tony, how are you doing? I'm doing great, Adam. And I just wanna say, I appreciate that you did not name Chris Duckman. Good job. You know, let's not draw attention to Chris Duckman. I think that was good. That was good. Cause we're not a drama channel. Okay? We don't wanna draw Chris Duckman now he's afraid to make fun of movies. We're not gonna say what movies they are. Madam Web. But yeah, so I- Tony, after I put that video out, I thought two things are gonna happen. One, I'm gonna get absolutely bodied by his fans, which is fair. Or two, just no one's gonna care like they usually don't when I put out a video. I was not expecting a third option where a whole bunch of people actually felt the same way I did. Watch the video and subscribe to the channel. And then I thought to myself, maybe I am a drama channel now, no, not happening. I like movies too much to go down some deep dark alleyway where we just like bash on other movie critics. And to just set the record straight, I wasn't trying to bash on Chris Duckman. He's doing his thing. He's making a movie. I just find it very, very convenient and disingenuous when two years ago he announces he's not gonna make negative reviews at the same time he starts making a movie. It just felt really kind of convenient. But again, he's doing his thing fine. I just don't want it to sully the name of other critics out there that are actually trying to do good work. I guess he's afraid of people going hard on his stuff. That's my guess. Which I mean, if I get a movie made, I mean, that's gonna be like the part I look forward to the most of people ripping it apart. Please send me a copy so I can have a good time. By the way, so I like that he's like on a lot of hard work went into it. I shit all over that documentary, The Last Blockbuster. I called it lame. I said it sucked. And then the like the film's account like reply to it, like my posts are like, sorry, you think we're lame. And I was like, hey, that's fine. You can come to my show and make fun of me. They didn't. But then we ended up both being in the same documentary together, the one about mom and pop videos. Oh, that's nice. And I'm like, well, it didn't hurt me much. I don't know what Chris Duckman's fucking crying about. No one at Sony cares about you. No. And the fact that like, if you're actually getting a movie made and you have that many people, he has over two million subscribers. And I think he has, wasn't he the number one fan funded movie thing or something? He had the whole movie fan funded, I believe on Kickstarter. Oh, I have no idea. I mean, like how amazing is that? So then to, I don't know. It just, it rubbed the fucking shit out of me. Well, it better be good. I'm so annoyed by it. It better be good. Cause recently a guy fan funded his comic book. It was like one of the most fun to comics. And it turns out the comics sucked, but we're not opening that can of worms. So I can understand my Chris Duckman's wary. And he's like, I'm going to be nice to everyone. So if my movie's bad, they won't rip me apart. It's like, oh, that's going to happen anyway, buddy. I just want to have fun with it. There's no way around that. I mean, tell that to Zod snap neck is how I would. If Adam made a movie short, you bet your ass. I'm going to review it and be like, what the fuck is this guy's problem? What did he do? Why did he do this? Why did he cast me in the movie? I'm a terrible actor. That was a horrible decision. What would you, I was in one of the best Batman movies ever created, the Dark Knight Rises. What does that embed in? No, the best thing I want to, I want to do like promotion for the movie ahead of time. But then when it comes out, just say the opposite. Anyway. Yeah, anyway. Adam, stop bringing up Chris Stuckman. We're trying to get past this, all right? It's like Taylor Swift. You just say his name enough times and people will come to the channel. I don't have my Taylor Swift picture, shit. Tony, well, I assume at this point, everybody knows you and I, and if they wanted to subscribe, they would have, otherwise they just can't stand you. But just quickly, you're from Hack the Movies. Do you have any little preamble you can do before we get into the movie news? Yes, I'm Tony from Hack Movies. I review movies inside a very real video store. This isn't a basement, it's a very real video store. Yeah, movies new and old. And actually, we're gonna talk about some of the movies I reviewed on today's episode because we have news related to them. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Let's really celebrate, though, with two more super chats before we jump into movie news because I have shot out of a cannon Rocky McFly for $50 says, what is one movie that you didn't love at first but then grew to like it? Or what is one movie you loved at first but then got worse after each viewing? I have a couple, Tony, if you don't have it, if you want to simmer on it, I can give you one or two right out of the gates. Yeah, no, I have, oh, sorry, I have a few, yeah. Actually, on Cinemasker, we had a whole episode about this and the one I picked was originally it was Predator 2, which I was Luke Wormon. And then you realized it was worse the more you watched it? No, then I ended up, it was like the best sequel ever. Because it's very good. No, you're an idiot. Um. Yeah. Does it have Predator Swear in that one? Doesn't he call him a fucker or something at the end? That's our fucker. Yeah, yeah. So good. It was fucking awesome. You're an idiot, but he's so fucking good. You're gonna be so fucking dumb. Okay, I got one for you. Let's go back and forth. We'll go back and forth. So Castaway, the first time I saw Castaway, I was in high school and angsty and stupid. And I did not care for the movie, mainly because I thought the ending sucked. He doesn't end up with Helen Hunt, which everybody wants to be with Helen Hunt at some point in time. And then he has the crossroads at the end scene. Anyway, I watched it again, maybe four years back with my son Connor and we both absolutely loved the movie. My son Connor would only have been like eight at the time. And he really liked it as well, but he just likes movies. So Castaway, definitely a film that second time watch, amazing. I kind of have a feeling Rocky McFly might be setting me up here though. Maybe not, maybe not. Maybe this is a legit question, but I'm hoping, or I'm hoping he's not thinking Adam's gonna say Godzilla minus one was a movie he did not like the first time, but has since rewatched and has found the light. No, I'm not watching. I am gonna watch Godzilla minus one again with my family, not because I wanna watch it again, but because I'm genuinely curious to see what they have to say. If you'd watch minus one, minus color, I didn't get to see the black one. No, I didn't watch minus color either. Yeah, I was way too busy. Do you got one that you... Yeah, there's two of them that people hate me for not liking. When I was young, I liked Ghostbusters 2 and the Lost World Jurassic Park. But as I get older, I'm like, wow, Ghostbusters 2 is just like Ghostbusters 1, but not as good. Yeah. There's like good moments in like the first like half and then it went to shit. And then Lost World Jurassic Park, I was like six or seven and the movie had three T-Rexes in it. So to a seven-year-old, that's like the best movie ever made. One of them's a baby. That's why I said three, but yes. And then as I got older, I'm like, well, yeah, sure, there's three T-Rexes, but I'm not really enjoying it as much on rewatch. That movie, I've never liked Lost World. I will say it has two moments in it that are freaking amazing though. The scene where the RV thing goes over the side of the cliff and those T-Rexes are gang banging it was fantastic. And then the shot of those raptors running through the tall weeds. Yeah, they're picking guys off. Yeah, that's a little bit longer. Yeah. And then unfortunately that scene ends by gymnast girl thwarting one of the raptors by gymnastically kicking it through a window with a goofy sound effect. Thank God they saved her with Jurassic Park 3, but you know. Alan. Fuck you, I love that. Honestly, I like Jurassic Park 3 more than two. And the reason I give is because it's a lot shorter. It's like an hour and 20 minutes long. You're like, let's get in, let's get out. And it has that scene with the pterodon that does like this slow motion. Oh, that scene's awesome. I love that scene. Damn, what are you doing here? You coming into my neck of the woods? Yeah, I love it. What's a movie that I loved at first but got worse after each viewing? Okay, so I, last year Barbie came out. I did the barbenheimer thing. I enjoyed Barbie kind of, but when I came home and did the review, I was very like 50-50 on the movie. And on Rotten Tomatoes, I think I went back and forth with a fresh and a Rotten like non-stop. It was just one of those movies where it was like, I kind of enjoyed this, but God, some of this shit really bothered me. It was so long and drawn out. I would say that I tried watching it again with my family and it was a lot worse for me the second time. Really? A lot worse for me. Lindsay hated it. She left halfway through. Wow. Olivia liked it. My daughter, my 12-year-old really, or I'm sorry, 14 now, my God. No, 15, she just heard 15. She's now gonna be taking her permit. God, I'm old. She liked it a lot. Connor doesn't like anything with strong female leads, so he was out right away. Well, yeah, obviously. That's why you make and watch all those Andrew Tate videos. Oh my God. You know, I still really don't know who that is other than like white supremacy or something. No, he's not even white, so you're far off on that, but he is an asshole. Okay. I genuinely don't know anything about him other than the name. He's one of those, he's like, I'm gonna teach you how to be a real man if you pay me thousands of dollars. Oh, he's one of those like alpha male guys. He's a man of fear guy. He's a man of fear guy. Oh, those guys are the best. Yeah, I fucking love that. Yeah, that's so cringe. Okay, so I would say Barbie definitely got worse the second time I watched it. And if we're gonna go really silly with things, I grew up watching Three Ninjas, if you remember that gem. Oh yeah, of course. Rocky, Colton, Tum Tum. And I probably watched that movie like 50 times as a kid. Watching that movie today is so comically bad. It's one of the shittiest movies, but you know, different perception when you're a kid. I used to watch the second one a lot, I think. So one of those movies is actually directed by the director that Kim Jong-un or Il, whatever the one the dad is, one of them like kidnapped a director and forced them to live in North Korea and make movies. Oh, wow. Then he eventually escaped, but I was like looking up what, cause he did like a Godzilla knockoff called Pulgisari. And I was like, what other movies did he do when he got out of North Korea? And one of them was the Three Ninjas movie. I'm like, oh, that's a weird, that's a weird catalog. Can you name them? I can name the entire catalog. Okay, okay. Hold on. I might not have them in the right order. That's okay. Three Ninjas? Yeah. Three Ninjas knuckle up. Yeah. Knuckles up. That's the second one, right? Three Ninjas knuckle up. And then Three Ninjas kick back. Kick back. There is a fourth. Oh yeah. Excuse me. Hulkamanias in the fourth one. I want to say it's Three Ninjas. It's the worst title ever. Three Ninjas on Magic Mountain or High Noon or something. You're really, you're really close. High Mountain. What is it? Three Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain. Shit. I got you separated. You're so close. Yeah. You're going to combine it. Yeah. I can't remember, like you, I can't remember if it's knuckle up and then kick back or if it's vice versa. Yeah. I think it's the same thing with one of the actors in there. I think he's the kid that plays Rocky. He's in the first one. And I think the third one, something was weird with the contract. And so he was replaced. And I think Tum Tums different in them. And yeah, Colton or Colter, whatever is the only one that stays the same. We've spent time on Three Ninjas. That's like the phantasm movies. The main, there's like one main actor in like all the movies. But then the second one, it was a different guy and then he came back in three and I'm like, this is tripping me up. I'm like, I don't like this. Get it right. All right. Michael Michael for One Ninety Nine says, thoughts on other cartoons with strong female characters. Don't watch them. Don't watch them. He says thoughts on others because he must have watched my avatar, the last airbender video where I shout out basically the entire cast of avatar. All the females are fantastic, well-written characters, the three dimensional struggles, strengths, not just awesome for the sake of awesome. And the same goes for the guy characters. Other cartoons. Well, I mean, you got to go X-Men, right? X-Men 97. You got Rogue, you got Storm. Well, that's the name of the new one. They was canceled by 97, but I remember. Well, okay, X-Men, the animated series, I guess is what it's called originally. Yeah. I actually started rewatching it because I'm going through like the X-Men movies now. Wolverine is a total bitch in that show, isn't he? He really is. God, he's so cool. By the way, I'm sorry. Everyone's complaining that like Morph is going to be woke or whatever. I watched the first two episodes of like, man, Wolverine is really gay for Morph. I'm like, all these people complain, they must not have watched the show because I'm watching like, man, this is really gay. And it had a female president like, wow, this 90s show was really woke. My favorite, you can already see the fucking videos going to come out by these assholes. My favorite thing is that whole show was politically and social commentary all the way through. That's what the X-Men is. It's all about rights for everyone. Don't get me wrong. I think the new one is going to suck, but they're going to only focus on that part. I'm like, no, that part already existed. It's just now the writers. And let's be honest, Morph was the shittiest character ever. Just how old was he? I think he killed him and brought him back to the end, guy. He had a laugh he had. I think he came back in season three. Yeah, he came back as like a bad dude. Yeah, bad, just bad. I think that was Deadpool's only appearance. Morph turns into three different people. And it was Deadpool for like a second. I believe so. Thoughts on cartoons of females. So yeah, X-Men. Trying to think of what other ones I watched that had a Powerpuff Girls. I'd say Powerpuff Girls. That was a great show. Yeah, I'm sorry. It was a great show. The movie was pretty solid, too. I've watched Powerpuff Girls on a long. My little pony friendship is magic. I have a daughter who I raised on that show. And I watched quite a bit of it. I was a brony for a little bit inside, not outside. No, you don't wear the tail. I didn't have the tail. I didn't have like a rainbow backpack. But I can list off. I believe I can list all the ponies. We got Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Shutterfly. No, not Shutterfly. That's a place where you buy stuff, I think. There is one that's like that. It's like, it might be Shutterfly or shy. There's a shy one. There's a tough as nails one. Twilight Sparkle. And my favorite, I can't remember the name. She was like a prissy princess, like a devil-worse prototype. It's going to bother me that I can't remember. But yeah, a lot of strong female leads in the horse show. My little pony friendship is magic. It's diamond something. I do want to say, circling back to Avatar, I am boycotting the new show. I'm still burnt. I was supposed to be Jackson Rathbone's body double in the last live action adaptation. The movie? Yeah, and I got paid $7 to try on outfits for one day. They ended up not going with me. Probably because I showed up to the fitting hungover. I was in college. Yeah, and they didn't go with me. And I think everyone universally agrees that his body double in the film wasn't good. And it took them all out of the film. And that was the film's only flaw. I couldn't save that film. It's funny you brought that up. I just rewatched that movie for the first time a couple days ago because I was going to do an epic roast on it before the new show came out. And I thought that that's what really stood out to me was this body double is not sitting right with me. It almost seemed more of a Tony-esque physique. Yeah, like, look, look, look, look, look, look. That looks just like Jackson Rathbone. It's like a spitting image. It was really funny to be just like really hungover. And they're putting like karate keys on me. And I'm like, so how's the movie going? I'm like, blah. I'm like, dad, pick me up. He's like, oh, you think you're going to get it? I'm like, yeah, probably not. I'm about to do some alcohol bending right now. It's my drift. I got to see all the behind the scenes pictures. I was like, well, I wonder if this movie will be good. And then I saw the movie and I went, oh, never mind. Well, something you could have had on your resume. And now? Yeah. Now you can't. At least I got paid $7. Yeah. I was thinking of the George Costanza when they're at the foundation. Yeah. Yeah, you were going to receive all of the estate from Susan after she died. But now? Now? Now. Now. Now? Now. Susan's Covenant Doll Collection value that something million dollars. And he just looks up at the painting. So good. A metallic swing. Someone crying out, dear God. Dear God. Ethan B for 1999. Thank you, Ethan. What are all these super chats? It's because I was gone Friday, I think, and people genuinely missed me. Oh my god, this fucking super chat. Our Morbius and Madame Webb, the film release equivalent of the guy in Requiem for a Dream Screaming. Garret Leto is in both of those movies. So yeah. As we call it back in the day. Our Morbius and Madame Webb. Yeah, it kind of is the film equivalent of that, I would say. Except for at least the audiences in that little cage area I think were satisfied with. Yeah, those guys looked like they maybe that was a horrifying thing. Those guys were at least having fun. They looked like they were at least satisfied. Whereas I don't think anybody in the audience. Granted, there was only about eight people at the screener I was at. And two people got up and left halfway through. Nobody was happy in that movie. I mean, I was happy in Madame Webb, but. Yeah. That movie was absolute magic on the screen. I've never seen so many amazing shots in my life. Thank you. Thank you again, Ethan. We'll get to the movie news eventually here, but these are so fucking. Josh Carlos 98, of course. 199, super chat. Better Tino film. I like better Tino. Django spelled wrong. Django or bastards. Bastards is spelled wrong, but to be fair, it's spelled wrong in the actual title. So I just like how he calls him Tino. Best Quentin Tarantino film, Django and Chained or Inglorious Bastards is what he is shorthanding. I like bastards more. I'm going to go with Django to be honest with you. But I really like both of them. Jamie Foxx was really good. And who's the main? Who's the dude? The God, I always forget his name. He was a Bond villain. Christoph Waltz. Yeah, Christoph Waltz. Thank you. I always forget his name. He was so good at it. And then, of course, you have a freaking Leonardo DiCaprio breaking skulls and cutting up his hand in real time. Was Django. Oh, yeah. Django was when he got a new editor, because his previous editor like Falafel Cliffin died. But yeah, Tarantino's like movies after that editor died. Something's just been off for me with them. It's so funny you say that. I was having this conversation with someone else who said the exact same thing. And maybe it was myself in a mirror, because I don't have any other friends. But I'm pretty sure someone else. Oh, it was my buddy, DJ Bless. He said that once the editor changed, and I agree with him. Once upon a time in Hollywood is so freaking long. It did not jive with me at all. Yeah, Sally Mank. She edited all his films, Reservoir Dogs. She was a co-editor on Ninja Turtles, the first one. She was a very talented editor. And then she fell off a cliff and died. Her dog survived, but she died. And that was a bummer. Speaking of what you said editor, but a producer. You know who produced Avatar? Who? Kathleen Kennedy. The M. Night one? KK. Yep, the M. Night. Kathleen strikes again. I imagine there's got to be a thumbnail or something I can do to be outraged about that. I'm still not over what she did to Avatar. Well, I mean, this goes back. Remember, Laura Dern in Jurassic Park had that women in her earth line? I bet you that was Kathleen Kennedy. She produced that movie. Kathleen all over that. She was like, Laura, say this line. I'm going to force them to keep it in the movie. The dinosaurs are female. Psycho Jet Black for $2. Thank you, Psycho Jet Black. Tony, say 10 reasons why Godzilla minus fun is great. OK, OK, OK. 10 reasons why Godzilla minus one is great. That's what he told me to say. Oh, that's some fun word play. That's some fun word play. If you want to know what I think, I have an episode with Adam on my Casula versus the Pod Monster channel. That's right. We did a video on that. You've got to get into the news. Don't make me list 10 things, rascals. It's just in. One more super chat, and then we'll go to the news. Logan Wolf for $11.93 is such an awesomely specific number. Thank you, Logan. Blue-eyed samurai, strong female character, and near perfect. Someone else, maybe it was Logan. I've heard of near perfect. Maybe Logan was pitching this in my comments somewhere else, because someone mentioned blue-eyed samurai, maybe it was Logan. I don't know what that is. Is it a show? Blue-eyed samurai? Is it a movie? It looks like it's a show. I'm doing research in real time. Why does near perfect sound familiar? Brenda's song, I know her. She's from like old Disney shit. That's Macaulay Culkin's wife. My good friend, Macaulay Culkin. Isn't he go by Mac? I'm sorry. Yes, my good friend Mac. Yeah, OK, wow. Yeah, wow. OK, this is it's on Netflix. So maybe check out blue-eyed samurai. I wonder if my son has seen this. Connor watches everything anime. I'm going to ask him to watch that one. And if he hasn't, we'll check it out. Thank you for the super chats, guys. Keep them coming while we do the movie news, and we will get to the rest afterwards. Let's jump into this, Tony. We don't have all freaking night. Yep. I mean, maybe you do, but that's. I got to drive five hours to Boston tomorrow. Oh, my God, why? I'm going to go see the Evil Dead musical on Friday. Oh, that's fun. But I was like every time I've been to Boston, I've been stuck at the convention center. I'm like, oh, let me walk around in the freezing cold for a few days. That'll be fun. Yeah, that'll be nice. Thanks for that. And I just let's go to the movie news. I just reviewed the movie Soul Man, which takes place in Boston. So I want to visit the locations. That's soul man's been. You've been you've been hyping that review up for like four months now. Adam, people are saying it's the funniest review I've ever done. I don't watch it. I'll have to check it out. You should check it out. I'm really first things first. I'm the realist. Look at this disgusting lack of responsive going on here. As a web designer in front and developer, nothing chaps my ass more than seeing a lack of padding. If you see where my air of my cursor is at, no padding on the side here at all. Everything is just smashed up. It's disgusting. And I hate it. OK, Dune Part 2 reviews are in. OK. Tony, I assume you've got to sneak. You got to go to the premiere red carpet. No, but I mean, I have read the book and I watched the previous two film interpretations of the movie. So I kind of know what to expect in the upcoming film. And if they pull it off, I can imagine it being very good. Did you like Part 1? I did. Actually, I did a whole episode on what is the best Dune movie so far. The sci-fi miniseries is the most accurate, but it's it's definitely limited by budget. But yeah, I feel like the the last movie, I didn't like all the changes they made, but I think it was the most loyal that also looked the best, too. So I mean, honestly, they're all enjoyable to some degree. So books worth reading. I am at is a lot of people really struggle with the book. I really. So I went on a whole thing. I read the book and then I binged all three movies like within two weeks. Wow. So I learned a lot about Dune. Apparently, I want to read the other books, at least the ones written by Frank Herbert before he died. His son took over because apparently they get like fucking weird. People are turning into worms and shit. It's just one book, though, Dune. It's a series of books, but these two movies are just based off the first book. Is it called Dune or is it called? The first one's just called Frank Snakes. And yeah, I was just called Frank Herbert's Dune. Well, that's what I usually am annoyed when they break a movie in half for a book. But people have always said, like, yeah, it's kind of hard to squeeze all that into one movie. Right. But you either have like the original Dune, which was just butchered by the producers and like shrunk down or you have the mini series, which is like six hours long. You're talking about the Patrick Stewart Dune? Yes, yes. Patrick Stewart, who just doesn't age. He's always 75 years old. He's always had a receding. He's always had like no hair. It's just amazing. Yeah. But no, the last one was pretty good. And I like that they used how like the spice you can see into possible futures. So they made it in a way where like, shit, if this movie bombs, we're not going to make a sequel. So let's have them have dream sequences of what you would have seen in the sequel. That's right. Yeah, because it was it was dicey for a while because COVID was pretty raging, pretty hard still. I remember in this came out on the artist formerly known as HBO Max around the same time as the theatrical release. It might have been like day and date. Yeah. OK, the I really like Dune also. I did see that in theaters. I remember like everybody in the theater was masked up and like scared of each other, but also the people in the movie in the movie had masks on. So it was kind of like we were all together in the spice world. Yeah, I'm rewatching it with Lindsey right now because she hasn't seen it. And I got to tell you, it's it's definitely. It's not as exciting as it was on the big ass screen with the sound and the visuals. I'm watching an in bed at like 11 o'clock at night. It's just not it's not hitting the same. I watch it on my like big TV. I got the 4K Blu-ray. So that's how I saw it. But I didn't get the theater. I think it's theaters, but on. Yeah, it's a movie. I've been rewatching a lot because I'm just like I guess because it was based off a book that's very detailed. They were able to like storyboard the visual. It has some of the best visual effects I've seen in a big budget sci-fi movie in forever. There's nothing in that movie that looks like distractingly bad. No, it's it's fantastic. Yeah. OK, so here's what people are saying about the sequel. OK, June part two is a masterpiece. Maybe one of the best space films ever. Besides being the most visually impressive movie I've seen an assault on all the senses. It's a riveting political thriller and character study. The cast is great, but Rebecca Ferguson and Austin Butler steal it. We love our Rebecca Ferguson here. I know big Rebecca fans and knowing what her character like does. Don't you don't you dare. I'm not going to spoil you even say a thing. Tony, don't you say a thing? I do want to see Austin Butler because that was my issue with the first one because like Fade Ratha is like a big character and he's just not in the first one. I'm like, huh, he in the book, he was present for a lot of this. So I hear he like does a great job in the one. He's he's the character Sting played in the original. You know, yeah, that's who he's playing. Oh, my God. Do you know how to say this director's name? A Dennis Villanueva is how I was told to say it. But every time I say it on the show, I go, villain. I just bought Danny Villanueva. Yeah, then in the middle of it. All right for. In the opinion of Total Films, Emily Murray, Dune Part Two is Villanueva Magnum Opus. All right, it's a Magnum Opus. The and commended Chalamet and Zendaya in particular. You say Zendaya or Zendaya? I don't care. Zendaya. I say the girl, the girl from Spider, the girl who ruined Lola Bunny. That's what I call her. There it is. And there it is. You know, I have yet to see Zendaya in a movie where I'm like, oh, my God. Zendaya is phenomenal in this. She's just crazed up and down the block. And I don't get it. I mean, even her is even her is Shawnee. I was just like, yeah, yeah, the girl, the girl, the name for TV, Dune, Shawnee, that girl had huge boobs. There's an uncensored version of that mini series. And I was like, God damn. And then he sees and die and I'm like, well, OK. And that's that's that's what he's really looking for, you know, in a in a strong female woman. All right, the magnum opus remark is echoed in Griffin Shiller's go figure. He's shill is in his. Yeah. Who also called the film the definitive sci-fi epic of a generation. Guys, they just say it's pretty good. Like, don't go that far. No, no, no, it's got to be a tenor zero every time. Jordan Farley of Total Film was blown away by the sequel and drew comparisons to the Lord of the Rings. OK, let's just everybody take a beat. Let's everybody pull it back about five notches. Yeah. OK, Farley added that Dune Part Two has proper meat on the bone. What they didn't tell you is Farley was also eating a enjoyable steak dinner while they were eating it. It's very possible he was describing the meal and not the film. New York Times, Alyssa Wilkinson remarked, Denise Velude does something so visually wild with Dune Part Two that I've been thinking about it for days. OK, I don't know. That's just vague enough to work, isn't it? While the exhilarating I'm just picking out random words, rich mythology, acting and story, a perfect film. From Perra. I don't know who Perra is, but she loved this movie. A tour day force. It's been at least four months since I've heard a tour day force and Magnum. Wow. So, man, this is happening. Captivating the heart. Zendaya is the heart of the movie. Well, she's actually in it this time. Not just bookending it, those blue eyes in the last one. And that was kind of all her all she did. Yeah, guys, there's not a bad, a bad note song. Are they anything about Florence Pugh? I'm guessing she has a very small role in this movie. Well, that OK, so that's the weird thing. Yeah, because that character has a very small role. It's the emperor's daughter who was played by Christopher walking in this new one. I'm like, wow, that was a good get. I think the last actor who played the emperor was also an Italian dude. Anyway, so she has a very small role in the book and she's kind of treated like shit. She kind of becomes property at the end of that book. Oh, the mini series. Like this is late nineties. They were like, well, we got to make this character like kind of give her something. So now she's like helping the good guys. I'm assuming this movie is going to go down that role because they don't want the movie to end like, I don't really love you and you're my property. I'm the good guy. They're like, we can't end a movie like that. So I think she's going to be helping Paul in this new film. Sure. Yeah. All I know is if I go to this movie and it's anything less than perfection, if it's not a magnum opus or a tour de force, I'm going to each one of these people's houses and I'm smacking them across the face and shame on you. Shame on you for loosely using those words. I'm really excited because there's some cool stuff in the second half of that book. I'm excited because I don't know shit about it. I saw the original movie when I was a kid. All I remember was the goofy battles. They they the story did with the weird shields. Well, well, well, well, well, well, yeah, that effect didn't age well. Didn't age well. I will say if you ever want to revisit that. So David Lynch will never do a director's cut because he was so miserable on that film because producers treat him like shit. So fans on YouTube, they've taken like the extended TV cut and deleted scenes and they've like got the original script and they've edited to be like how it should have been. It's just it's just on YouTube. It's actually it's long, but it's a I mean, it's still got some goofy shit in there. It's still not perfect, but it's a way better experience than the theatrical cut. It's so funny when the fans do that. Do you remember when was it Tofer Grace who was going through and like editing movies? Yeah. Really nilly. He did the Star Wars prequels and he condensed him down to one movie. Yeah, he did have the hobbit. Yeah, the hobbit he made one movie. Those those I don't enjoy so much. I like it when it's like a director who was robbed of his vision and they're able to get pieces and kind of like assemble what it should have looked like. They've done it. You're a notorious Zack Snyder fan. The no, there have been some other like I imagine you're just every day you're waiting for Rebel Moon to come out. The director. You're salivating. No, because the other manufacturing it now it's like, oh, by the way, there's a director's cut. If you guys want it, it's like, no, I don't really want it. Rebel Moon keeps on next week, but before I finish, I just wanted to know I have three different versions of this movie. Some of them are eight hours long. Those are the ones Netflix won't let me release right now, but that's the best version. Just for your fans, I just want to get the name of that cut. Spice Miner. Yeah, please do. That's I think that's really important. Yes, Dune. It's called the Spice Driver fan at it. And it is just on YouTube. Three hours of proper Dune. Speaking of proper Dune, let's get into this small, little fun article. It's kind of been making the rounds lately. See if I can do this properly. Well, apparently Dune has a popcorn bucket. SNL has made a video making fun of it. Oh, what do we tell me? Is that is that it? Look, I got as soon as I. So my friend also bought one. Yeah, he's like, oh, I got the Dune popcorn bucket. I'm like, oh, is that a regal thing? He goes, no, that's an AMC. And I was like, oh, my God, I have to go to my theater right. So I got my ticket for Madam Web and I went up to the thing and I'm like, one Dune popcorn bucket for me. Thank you, Milady. And then I spent Valentine's Day watching Madam Web by myself with the popcorn bucket. And then I went to the bar by myself. Some friends just happened to be there eventually with the popcorn bucket. So I can take goofy pictures. So my friend had to finally ask what it was. And I finally told everyone at the bar and they the people who were just looking at me with this thing, they from like the other side of the bar, they all thought I brought an urn. So they thought so they thought like, wow, this guy's having a really bad Valentine's Day. He brought a dead person to the bar. And I was like, yeah, apparently my last girlfriend, she was a big girl because they couldn't fit her ashes in the right. You should have been like, I'll take I'll take two drinks. Oh, you meeting someone here? Well, my wife is right here next to me. And I just set her on the bar. It's on the house, buddy. It's on I posted a picture of like here with my day. And then my friend Lauren, she took a picture of her like making out with it. I'm like, oh, no, I got cucked on Valentine's Day. Let's see the front of the top of that thing. Here's the problem. It doesn't look like the worm from the movie. Like its lips are too wide. Yeah, it looks like a butthole kind of. I mean, the one in the movie did kind of look like a butthole. Yeah, yeah, it kind of looks like the dune worm. The problem is the dune worm is not like an aesthetically pleasing thing that you want to look at, especially this version of the word. The other ones, maybe. So the website I had upset. It looks like a sex toy. And all I'm thinking is what kind of sock contraptions toy are people using? Because that does not look like anything I want to get your channel flagged me using the popcorn. I really don't know. I don't. Well, it depends on what you're going to do with the. By the way, it's a terrible pop. It like sticks to you and it like, yeah, the popcorn. Like you have to like pull it out of the teeth. This was clearly just a marketing ploy, right? They had everything ready to go. It's like that thing was announced in Saturday Night Live, had it skit ready and everything was so perfectly. There's a pretty funny video of the actors being horrified by it. I saw that. I saw that. Yeah, but that's what makes me think like, OK, this feels like a manufactured kind of barbenheimer thing on purpose this time. But I'm glad you got one. I only have regal theater. The top comes off. Yeah. How else are you going to get the popcorn in it? Is it dishwasher certified? I mean, can you put it in the dishwasher? I mean, I wouldn't risk it. Yeah, I suppose it's is it rubber? Yeah. OK, yeah, the teeth are rubber. That's why it hurt. It like sticks to you and shit. The rest is hard plastic. And the regular popcorn box says Dune part two only in theaters with the what is one of those? What is one of those plastic things run you? Oh, God, I forget. I honestly forget how much I paid 30 bucks, 30 bucks. Yeah, I want to say it was in that range. OK, but that's something you have forever now. You have a keepsake forever of doing. Well, I got a review Dune two when it comes out. OK, so I need the dude to popcorn. It's really sad. They didn't have any sort of madam web popcorn buckets. Just they were they were like, wait a minute. It's just a movie. It's just a shit emoji. It's just a smoldering pile of. No, I think I think they were smart. They were like, all right, so we have a movie with like the hottest women world and the other film is selling a sex toy. Oh, that's fine. They will help. I see what you're saying. OK, that was my mindset was there. OK, let's do a couple more superchats before we jump to our next because it's not doing it. We're done with Dune done with Dune. We're doing with we're doing with Dune. Logan Wolf is back for 1462. Thank you, Logan. Riding a sandworm is now the only way I can reach. I screwed it up. Riding a sandworm is now the only way I can achieve climax. He says reach, but it's achieved. That's what I usually say for my joke. Thank you, Logan. I agree. Tony. The only way Tony can is with that with that worm. The worm which is technically riding a sandworm. So by the way, my friend is just like, oh, my God, you're gonna put your dick in there. I'm like, I like that. I'm like, I like you have confidence in me. My dick is that wide. Yeah, well, it just needs to get into that center spot. If anything, it needs to be if anything, it needs to be razor thin so that it's kind of like the what was the game operation where you have to grab the items and pull them out without. Oh, I was thinking I was thinking of actual sex toys. But yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Children's game. Right, we can do that too. Yeah, I'm an I'm an innocent father of two, Tony. I don't have time for any of the shenanigans. I did a brain deal for one. So oh, my God, CPS 199 Super Chat. You the man, Adam, thank you, CP. Tony, you'll notice you were not mentioned in the Super Chat. So you know what? That's fine. I went to that wrestling show the other night and a guy recognized me but not crystal. That made me feel really good. OK, I saw the funniest video. You you put it out right before I went live. I saw it on the artist's forum on Twitter. The Statue of Liberty. No, there was like some women wrestling in bikinis. And I mean, honestly, it kind of looked a little bit requiem for a dream. Ask there was a bunch of dudes around. And then there's three women in between in between the wrestling shows. They had exotic dancers. People throw money. I didn't know that by the way, I checked today that Crystal sent me. I didn't know she filmed that. So yeah, it's these girls like dancing, shaking their butts. Everyone's throwing dollar bills and the crystal pants, the camera. I'm like, all the way behind the wall, just like with the scariest face. Yeah, these guys were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. The camera just randomly shifts over by a bunch of guys and Tony's in the way bag. He's just he just looks he looks miserable. I was waiting for that because I couldn't really see. I couldn't really see them. That's why I'm like, it was very funny. I laughed. Thank you. Logan's back again, baby. Eight seventeen. Did Tony get extra butter with his bucket? No comment. He probably provided his own later in the film. We'll leave it. Let's just leave it at that. All right, next on the news because we were talking about news at one point in time. Oh, look at her. Kate Blanchett stunts in first look at inevitably bad Borderlands movie. What kind of a disgusting gizmodo? What kind of a gross title is that? I'm so annoyed with like film journalism right now. It was like that. Like, you know what? I used to like read a lot of slash film and then they started like just putting their opinions in stuff. I'm like, that's weird. I'm like, that's fine. If it was like an opinion piece, but this feels like just like a news piece. Cheryl Eddy is the publisher. She just decided this movie sucks before it's even. Yeah, I'm just like, huh, that's weird. It's weird, weirdly aggressive, but real talk. I did not look at this headline. I just I went to this and I scanned down for photos and I'm like, OK, this has the photos. I'm seeing this for the first time and that's kind of shitty. But let's see. We now have our best look yet at Oscar winner as Lilith and Eli Roth. Long Eli, as I say, Eli, sorry, Eli Roth. I'm Eli. I can't read and think at the same time. I actually saw Eli Roth at Megacon. Oh, really? Yeah. My buddy Cody got his signed autograph, got his photo taken and Joey from the circle, the Netflix reality show, winner of the circle. He was there and he talked with Eli Roth to get on the phone with his agent to see if he could be in his next movie. He's like, hey, it's Joey from this. I work with this company. Eli Roth's probably like, OK. All right. Let's so OK. So if you don't know, Borderlands is a series of video games came out. I think Xbox 360. Don't quote me. It's one of the earlier versions of Xbox PlayStation. They might have tried putting one on the sad Wii or the Wii U at one point in time and everybody laughed at it. I remember when the game was announced, it's a first person shooter multiplayer kind of a situation. And I remember when the game first came out, it had very generic graphics. And so like late in the game cycle, they threw a Hail Mary and decided to do a cel shading remake look to it before the game launched. And it really worked out. People loved it. The game went on to massive massive success. They did like a telltale series, a choose your own adventurous style version of the game. And they announced this. They announced this movie, I swear, four or five years ago. I remember, I remember it being announced. I never played the games. I remember seeing like the art style, like I think one of the covers, the guy like he's pretending to shoot his brains out and it's all color. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's one of the sequels. This I played, I played one of the games for like an hour, but it's really not very fun by yourself. It really is a game that's so much more enhanced with multiplayer. But by the time I played it, everybody was moved past it. It was like a free game at some point on PlayStation. Anyway, the cast was announced a long time ago. And I remember when they said Kate Blanchette was going to be Lilith. A lot of people were like, really? Lilith is quite a bit younger than this actress. And I like Kate Blanchette. And I thought, you know what, I bet she can do it. I bet she can pull it off and seeing her here by God, she's doing it. She looks like Lilith. I think this is a good choice. Not saying they couldn't have found someone a lot closer to the looks of Lilith, but Blanchette's a good actress. So I'm cool with this. I am nothing to compare it to. So I'm just going to have to trust your judgment. You're always right about everything. Everything. Yes. Yes. Tony, let's see if you're familiar with posters or movie covers. What does this remind you of? Do you know another movie that has a poster similar to this? Oh, fuckers. Let me let me let me Google it. There's a few. I'm going to Google it to see if I'm. Yep, that's exactly what I know. Like four brothers has a poster kind of like that. The one that comes to mind. And of course, now I'm not able to bring up a large version. Come on. Give me give me there. Give me there. Google images, you are fucking me right now. The answer is holes. If you remember the movie holes. Oh, I reviewed that last year and that. Yeah, I reviewed that last year and the episode didn't do well. Oh, well, that's sad. Here, I'll just share this, even though it's like a hodgepodge of posters. But this guy, look at that. OK, it's the same dam. It's the same dam cover. I don't know if it's an homage that they're randomly doing to holes. Or, you know, what's going on here. But it's the look at it. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Anyway, cool, cool photo, regardless. But we have Cape Landchats. We got Kevin Hart. Everybody loves Kevin Hart, right? Oh, yeah, it was great. I love Lyft. I can't believe you watch Lyft after. Tony, it's February and I had nothing to talk about on the channel. And I pulled up Netflix to see what was trending. And there it was fucking Lyft. And I was right, it looks like a fake movie. It's a fake ass movie. That movie sucked. I can't I can't wait till someone leaks that Netflix is using like AI generated scripts because that felt like that. And Fubar felt exactly the same. Like this doesn't feel like it was written by a human. Very weird. Anyway, we have Cape Landchats and Kevin Hart, Jack Black, who everybody loves for real, he's going to be Claptrap, which is the CG smart ass robot. That'll be fun. I don't know who Ariana Greenblatt is. It's probably who the kids are into, but I don't know her. And Jamie Lee Curtis, I love Jamie Lee Curtis, so it's cool to see her. This is the cast photo. This is pretty cool. That looks like some of the stuff I've seen from the games. So, oh, Ariana Greenblatt, she's like in everything right now. She was in Barbie, she was in 65. She's the young. Oh, she was she was the bitchy teenager in Barbie. Oh, she was the mute girl in 65. She's the young Gamora in Avengers Infinity War and that flashback. So she's like up and coming. They're putting her in a bunch of stuff to her credit. I thought she was adorable and super likable in 65. And I couldn't stand her in Barbie. So she is a good actress. She was able to play two complete characters. I think she's also in I didn't watch it. Ahsoka, I think she's like young Ahsoka. But I gave up on Star Wars. I didn't bother watching that one. I'm so sick of the Disney Plus trash. Oh, man, I can't. I can't. I'm so happy like 2018, 2019, like Tony, you're stupid for not like a Mandalorian. I'm like, enjoy Lizzo, you fucks. I'm so glad this is what you wanted. If I liked Mandalorian season one and two a lot, but I hate watched season three and I reviewed every single episode and just it's just me bitching for like how bad that show was. I'm so ahead of the curve. Yeah, you were ahead of the curve. We didn't have two good seasons, though. I mean, that's kind of like saying Thor 3 or Thor Ragnarok is a waste because they're going to ruin it with Thor, Love and Thunder or Thor Ragnarok. Still great. No. OK. So Borderlands, I don't really know what to say. Eli Roth is not a director that I'm like fond of. I like what cabin fever I really enjoyed. I hate the hostile movies and I really like Thanksgiving, actually. I was great. We reviewed that. Yeah. I used to really not like his movies, but I actually really like him. I think I might have mentioned this at Thanksgiving. He has like a show where he talks about like old movies. He was on Joe Bob's show talking about like the history of like some movies. I'm like, well, he's really knowledgeable and I love hearing him talk about movies. I just wish I liked his actual movies more. Although, I did enjoy Thanksgiving, so I'm excited. I'm going to go back and check some things that I missed. Yeah, I'm looking at the stuff that I missed and I saw some of these and I hated them. Knock, knock, the Keanu Reeves one. Did he actually direct that? Um, I saw a little bit. That was one of Google's showing me. I didn't catch most of that. You probably just saw the Anadermas clip. This is a good movie. The house with the clock in the walls was really bad. That was a Jack Black flick. Well, he's in this. Yeah, that's his boy. But sometimes you never know if Google's putting up just the produced movies or if it's the actual drama. So I heard anything right now. I heard the Death Wish remake with Bruce Willis was really good. I heard mixed things on that. But yeah, either way, Eli Roth has kind of been winning me over with the Thanksgiving. I thought he did a really good job on. So we'll see what we'll see. This is a very interesting movie for him to tackle based on just the stuff he's done in the past. By the way, I just got to ask a hypothetical, please. He, from what I think, I think he was originally supposed to direct the Meg, but got fired from it. What do you think you want to like the Meg more? If Eli Roth directed it, do you think it would have been so good? It's so good, bro. Would it be so good, bro? The first Meg you was supposed to do? I think so. Yeah, I think he would have done a way better job. I don't think we would have got the schlocky, you know, over the top. Listen, I know the Meg is this it's a Megalodon. It's a giant fucking prehistoric shark. It's going to be silly no matter what you do. But that doesn't mean you can't make it more horror infused. And I think Eli Roth could have actually done something pretty. I mean, you've probably seen some of those crazy AI generated videos or videos just maybe done by actual animators. I don't know anymore, but they're of a Megalodon. So you just see like the huge Meg fan go next to like a cruiser and then just goes, he takes the whole thing out. And just the way it's shot and the feel you get is very creepy. And I never got that one time in the movies. It's always just silly, dumb crap. It would have been interesting. Yeah, he was he was on Joe Bob's show and he danced around it. He's like, and then I stopped working on this movie. And I was like, why didn't you say what why? And then I looked it up like, oh, yeah, he like walked off the Meg or something. Interesting. So he has a he has a movie listed called Finn. Where do you think he's going to like I didn't get to make that movie. Let me do this. I think it already came out. It was called Finn. Power 40. Eli Roth and a professional group of scientists, researchers and activists sail around the globe to unveil the truth behind the death of millions of sharks. Oh, it's a documentary. It's a documentary horror. Oh. Huh. I'm not looking worth checking out. They came out in twenty twenty one. Huh, totally. I totally miss that. Maybe he was researching for the Meg. Well, he got he got like a way before that. Like like James Cameron, how he goes exploring so that he can vent new cameras for Avatar 35. Do you think he's going to eventually remake Titanic based on the new knowledge of how it sank? He's like, I have to do it again. I have to do it again. It's out of date. It's actually didn't split in half above water. It happened underwater. I need to do it again. It's like lost. We have to go back. We have to go back. You're like, James, no, you already did it. But Tony, he does everything scientifically and historically accurate the next time. But he makes the door even smaller. That's all anybody cares about. Like James Cameron. Yeah. OK, next piece of news here. Just a couple left. Well, well, here here, one of these things gets it up. OK, oh, no, this is with a heavy heart. Like Scar on the top of Pride Rock. I have to announce Madame Webb flops at the box office. Oh, the Spider-Man adjacent Sony movie starring Dakota Johnson has been wildly a widely pan. This is just who could have saw it coming? I don't get it because there were articles for years about how everyone wants women superhero films and then they come out and then I'm confused. Why don't people go see them? Like, why did the Marvels buy? I thought that's what everyone wanted. I actually brought up the the secret, the truth here. This is a secret that guys, for some reason, don't want to admit. And maybe the general population men are perverts and we will go see movies if women look hot and are dressed stupidly sexy. Yeah, we're not into movies where women are dressed in a lot of clothing. They're doing a lot of lame stuff. And the movie has the worst script imaginable. So you have to at least give us one of those options. Just one of them that you look like a comic blonde. Adam, we had all the pieces in place. Adam, we shouldn't worry about men. Women should be seeing this. Are you saying that superheroes might score better with a male audience instead of women? I only have anecdotal evidence, but you couldn't drag my wife to the Marvels or to whatever this was called. Madame Webb, she had no interest. She'd rather swallow a gun than go to one of the movies. Women love sci-fi and action. That's why every time I go to five below, they have mountains of rose teacups and Captain Marvel toys. It's like we're watching the Marvels and she goes. So is Thor in this at any point? No, Thor is not in this. And she just gets up and leaves. She's done because like you can get away with it like Wonder Woman was good, but like Tony Wonder Woman was good because Gal Gadot's hot and she's in a ridiculous outfit. But also like I'm thinking like like Black Widow. They should have gave her her movie earlier. But like people would people saw that because they're like, oh, well, I'm invested in this character because they were in all these other films in a leather outfit, but then even like Captain Marvel, people went and saw that because it was going to tie into Infinity War. Yeah. And also Brie Larson's hot. And yeah, this is this is in between the two biggest Marvel movies ever. So it's only up to go. The funniest part about all this is both that movie, the Marvel Captain Marvel and Aquaman One were like the highest grossing. I know they're in the top three, I believe, for both MCU and DCE at the time. And both of their sequels were some of the worst box office smashes of all time box failures. It's just wild that the timing of these movies and just the the mindset people have when they come out. Also, like I know Madam Webb kind of from the old cartoon. She popped up here and there. I don't know much about her, but like she's always been an old lady in my mind. Yeah, she was like an old blind woman. Right. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, Dakota Johnson of like, I'm like, look, I don't think I've ever been like, I never got like a rouse looking at Madam Webb. So like, but you know, I've watched the Suspiria remake a bunch. I'm like, you know, Johnson's pretty fine. Never in my wildest dreams want to be like, yes, let's get Dakota Johnson for Madam Webb. Right. But you also. So if you look at it this way. Yeah. Madam Webb has a horrible script. Yeah. It's got unlikeable characters and it has a demographic that they don't even know like, who is this movie even made for? So then you have Sydney Sweeney, who's dropped at Gorgias and Dakota Johnson, who's a very attractive woman, too. All they had to do was put boobs on the poster and you probably would have doubled your money, look, just look at Sydney Sweeney and that stupid ass Romcom, anyone but you, she and eight pack McGee are on the poster. And that's all it takes for a lot of simpletons to go out to a movie, but then sex it up or have a classy script in an interesting like set up for people who want to go see. I'm pretty sure they were never going to show their outfits in the advertising. And it would just be right for the end of the movie, which they do a lot. But I'm pretty sure they're like, oh, shit. Like that's the only time they're wearing skin tight stuff. We got to get them. We got to show those. But yeah, I'm real shocked that like none of my luck nuts came out to the film because Celeste O'Connor is in it. The best Ghostbusters ever. Lucky, where were all the luck nuts? Because we all know Ghostbusters afterlife is great and everyone actually genuinely loves it and they weren't pretending to out of spite. Naturally, they would want to see Celeste O'Connor and other films because she's so memorable and Ghostbusters afterlife. This is too bad we don't live close, Tony, because this would be the greatest movie that you and I could do together. Two super fans of Ghostbusters afterlife reviewing this sequel. You guys, the notoriously did not buy the hype or the first movie much at all. I will say, I think the second this new one looks a lot better, mainly because it doesn't seem to be regurgitating everything from. Yeah, I mean, it's still going to be like the worst thing ever. And I'm going to hate it, but it does look better than the last one. Although they still can we get over the Stay Puff Marshmallow babies? Why is that a thing? They're in the new movie again. Nothing else ever sold as well as that. I think Slimer is back. No one gave a shit about the blue guy. Oh, my God, they're like, hey, let's have our own version of the Minions or the Porgs. What can we do? Oh, baby, Stay Puff Marshmallow, man. Of course, it doesn't even make sense in the context of the story. That should never have shown up again after the first film. But nope, we got to we got to put Stay Puff Marshmallow babies in there. It's so stupid. OK, we didn't even talk about what this made. So yeah, the film, the film has so far grossed 25.8 million domestically. This is over its first, I think, the big weekend. So this is like a four day live. It came out on Valentine's Day, so it actually came out on a Wednesday. And I think this runs it through Sunday. So we have we have five days. And after five days, every movie pretty much goes like this. It just depends on how much the dip is. Yeah, movie like Madame Web is going to go straight down straight down. This thing is going to be lucky if it pulls in 40 million in total. I mean, I tried to help. I was there. I was there, Adam was there. One champion, one champion women. What is it? We prepped. We went and saw the movie and it was moving. We didn't even want to see. No. And everyone's like, we need more female heroes. I'm like, I bet you didn't go out and watch fucking Madame Web. It's just so yeah, it's so bad. This movie is a bomb. It cost 80 million to make. And so typically you double that number, they say, or close to double it for marketing and other expenses. So it needed to it needs to drop at least 200 million in order to break even about. It's not going to get even close. Tony, do you think circulation time? Of course, we have Craven coming out. I know you're craving that film. Do you and Venom three, which will be, I'm sure, not to use this term lightly, two or day force, it'll be. Oh, I actually, I actually don't buy the Venom. They're fine. They're terrible. But you're dumb. Fine. No, they're not even. The second one is atrocious. No, I had fun with that. No, that seemed that seemed where he's talking about how Eddie doesn't like him because he's an alien, but everyone in the crowd thinks he's a gay guy who's complaining about a bigoted boyfriend. I like that scene is hilarious. I just remember it was called Let There Be Carnage and they got married. So Venom breaks up from Eddie. He's jumping from body to body. He's like the raves. He's at the bottom of the raves. And he's like, Eddie's really mean to me. So they all assume he's a gay guy. He's like, we should be nicer to aliens and then it cuts to like a foreign girl like not only like, oh my God, they all think that he's they think he's just a guy in a costume. I thought that was I was I was clapping at him. That was that was what's his face? The guy who plays Smeagol. He directed it. That was his tour de force magnum opus. And he's any circus. Yeah, he directed that. He should probably not be able to direct movies anymore. You know what else he directed? The Mowgli movie that he's seen. Mowgli that came out a year after the Jungle Book did same exact movie. Well, they were going to put it in theaters. Yeah, and then they were like, they were like, does he kind of beat it? Let's shit it out on Netflix. I don't know. It looked just like the Jungle Book. It looked like the same fucking movie. Well, Jungle Book, I believe, is a public domain book. So anyone can kind of do it. And why have we not seen the Winnie the Pooh blood and honey team crafting a Jungle Book film? Where's that at? That I don't know. Mowgli's revenge or something. Blue, you know, blue and blood and honey, we could do we could do a team up. Winnie the Pooh and blue and blood and honey. Yeah, I'm really pissed off by the way about blood and honey being called blood and honey, too. They don't even have the fucking creativity to call it something like Winnie the Pooh, blood, sex, drugs and honey. You know, it's something to like kind of make it even more fun. Yeah, honey and sex. Blood, honey and rock and roll, something to just kind of keep adding to it. Yeah, also, I was wrong. Mowgli is based off Rudyard Kiplings. All the Mowgli stories, it's like a collection or something. OK, it doesn't matter. Oh, no, maybe it is. Yeah, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Yeah. Yeah, so you kind of pour one out. It did worse than Morbius' first week and Morbius. Thirty nine million dollar gross. It's not morbid time. It's not mad and mean time over here, which is yeah. So Venom three might do whatever. I don't think Craven's going to do. Well, I think they're making it rated R and that maybe that'll be their selling point, but it's going to bomb. It's better than mad dumb web, but I don't think it's going to do much better than Morbius. I think it'll be around the same. I'm just so fucking mad because he's my favorite Spider-Man villain. But I don't want to see his solo movie without like God damn it. But Tony, it's an origin story, just like the last four origin stories. But like the Spider-Man universe without Spider-Man. I'm sorry, maybe maybe I'm just out of date. I did watch the cartoon recently, but it was like he was given like a magic plant that had heightened his sentences and stuff. And then I saw the trailer and I think a magic lion bites him. What the fuck is this? What is this? OK, Madame Web, a spider bites her and she can see the future. What are we doing here? I forgot to look up anything about Madame Web's origin. So anyway, do you think that this is the end of the Sony non-Spider-Man, Spider-Man, pretend universe? You know, I do think Venom 3 is going to make a lot of money because these Venom movies are that people are still tricked into thinking that Venom and Spider-Man are kind of the same and that somehow Venom is part of the MCU. They liked Venom enough to give him a cameo in No Way Home and to give the Asian lady from the movies a cameo in the Spider-Verse cartoon. That was they didn't like him. I guarantee you, Sony is like, oh, that's what I meant. Sony like Tony like Disney. Can we please have a cameo in your movie? No. And Disney is like, oh, OK, you stupid asshole. But you know, but even but even Spider-Verse, the spot dips into the Venom universe for a second. I think they might stick with Venom if the third one does well. But I think going forward, they're probably just going to be focused on animated movies like this. They're going to continue that whole spider-verse. I hope so. I hope so. Spider-Verse and Venom are the only thing they have actually working at the moment outside of the Disney stuff. And it's working so well that other studios are starting to follow suit. You have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Mute Mayhem, which I really enjoyed a lot. I enjoyed it too. I hope it did well enough to get a sequel. I haven't heard much about it, but I'm excited. And I know, Tony, you're super jazzed about our next story of the last two. We have concept art for an animated Batman beyond movie pitch is extremely Shuei. Yeah. What is that? Oh, that that was. Oh, yeah. You haven't watched Batman. I haven't seen Batman beyond. Oh, so it looked great to me, honestly. It was actually pretty fun. So it was in the future and like in the future instead of cool, people said Shuei. Shuei. You know what? It was their fetch. Oh, it was kind of like in Futama, how Amy, we always say, like, guh and other things. So it was it was just a word for cool, like, hey, that's cool. Hey, that's Shuei. Yeah, I'm going to lose some cool nerd cred here, but I never thought Batman Beyond looked good. I didn't really care for the really pointy aesthetic of everything. Well, that yeah, I was an animated series purist. I like that animated series. Remember the animated series, they did that visual overhaul in the last season, which I don't know if I ever saw it. Was that the thing where they made everything a lot more cartoonish looking? Yeah, I think they they wanted it to match the super fan series they were doing. And also I think they wanted to kind of get freed from the Tim Burton stuff. So like in the last season, the penguin looks like classic comic book penguin, which is how he should have always looked because he acted like classic comic book penguin, but he looked like fucking Danny DeVito, which is a very different penguin. So yeah, I didn't mind the whole visual overhaul thing, but that's where they were going. But no, Batman Beyond was actually a lot of fun. I'd say give it a chance. You might be you might be excited. You may be excited because five months ago, Patrick Harpin walked into Warner Brothers Pictures, DC official, and pitched a Batman Beyond animated feature. Yeah, you said before they pitched it, they said there's no way they can do a Beyond movie, but they love the enthusiasm. Fast forward, they pitched an outline for the entire film, and now a never turned into a maybe. So we might have a potential Batman Beyond film. So I mean, obviously, I think they probably said never because they were basically going to ruin this idea by making Batgirl the Batman Beyond because Michael Keen was in it and it's like no one. People want to see a Batgirl movie, but not as a they don't want Batgirl to be our replacement for Batman. No one wants that. They want her to be a sidekick or just her own thing. Right. No one wants her like, I'll fill in like, no, we don't want that. Shut up. Yeah. But yeah, Batman Beyond, I can see why they didn't want to do a movie. They should just do an animated one. I mean, DC puts out a ton of animated movies other than Lego Batman movie. They haven't done like a big screen one. So they should try to do one to try to come up with Spider-Verse. Do you remember and we don't have to go into the whole thing here, but do you remember why Lego Batman 2 like fell apart? I know there was an actual reason. Because I don't remember because I think Warner Brothers stopped doing Lego. Is that just all it came down to? I know that the first Lego Batman movie did big numbers and they had an idea for the second movie and it just fell apart. I'm not sure why. I think like after that last like the Ninjago one, I think they stopped making them, but I don't know. It wasn't good. I don't. I never saw the second Lego movie and I really loved the first one. The second Lego movie is terrible. My kids hated that movie. It's kind of like a quasi musical, too, at that point. It's weird. Now, I don't know why they scrapped all the Lego stuff. I'm sure there's a reason. Probably it was like an agreement and expired or something. Anyway, this these screen grabs, this art is fantastic. So, I mean, if this is the style they're going for, very modernized. It definitely has an into the spider versus stank to it, that 3D, 2D blend that's just perfect. You know what, Adam? This is what I want you to do. Please. I want you to watch like the pilot episode of Batman Beyond and then the Batman Beyond Return of the Joker movie, the animated movie. Just let me know what you think. Pilots aren't that great, but yeah, but just to get introduced to the world and then watch just the Return of the Joker movie. I think you might actually enjoy it. Do you remember how cool and different the Darkwing duck pilot was? No. Oh, Darkwing duck was great. I knew about it, but I don't. I was something I never caught as I'm saying. I want you to watch the Darkwing duck pilot. No, I'm joking. No, I genuinely because Return of the Joker is like one of the best Batman animated movies. Well, you're going to be disgusted by this. I'm going to say this. I've never seen any of the animated Batman movies, including Mask of the phantasm, which I heard is phenomenal. Yeah, you really you're really going to want to watch Batman mask. The phantasm, so I need. So Connor has seen a lot of the Batman and made series years ago. Is this something where we need to refresh ourselves on it? Well, actually, one of the cool things about Mask of the phantasm was that it actually told you like that version of Batman. It actually finally told you some of his origin because the cartoon never did. I was kind of standalone. It takes place in that universe, but it's like it's a character from his past coming back. He flashes back and you see kind of how he became. Oh, OK, which they never talked about really in the show. I need to I need to watch it. I've been put it off for so many years. Yeah, I'd say, yeah, watch Mask of the phantasm. Definitely watch the Beyond pilot and then Return of the Joker. And just let me know what you think, because if you like animated series, those are like some of the best work. Yeah, I do. I just, you know, you get older and then you kind of forget about it. Yeah, Connor Connor watched the Batman Ninja Turtles movie. I still haven't watched that and I own it now. I don't know if he was like huge on it. He seemed like we own it to him like Amazon Prime or some. But he's like, Mask of the phantasm just got a 4K release. I got to pick up. Oh, nice. That now would be the time to watch it. I just have two more articles we can go through them pretty quick, because I really don't care that much about either of these things. Marvel has announced finally after years of speculation. God damn it. I have their fantastic for and no, Jim Helpert, John Krasinski is not going to be Mr. Fantastic. So, so on my way to Madam Web, I realized I tweeted something accidentally and I almost got canceled. Oh, no, I can't stand Pedro Pascal. I'm sure he's a fine actor, but everything I feel like. And you know what? You said something similar about Catherine Newton recently and Lady Frankenstein. I agreed. I actually liked her in that. I feel like maybe I'm just maybe everything I watch with him just happens to be bad. And I'm just not seeing the good things. But I hate Mandalorian. I hated Kingsman, too. He was in some other stupid thing I watched. I thought he was grating Kingsman, too. He was the cowboy, right? He was good. Yeah, I just Wonder Woman 84 and the unerred Wonder Woman pilot. That's two Wonder Woman things sucked in. I mean, he was honestly, I thought the best part of Wonder Woman 84. So lucky in it. So I see that he's there. I actually like all the other people they picked. What about the last of us? He's Joel in the I didn't play the game and I didn't watch the show because I don't like Pedro Pascal. Yeah, so I'm fine in it. I'm sitting there and I'm like, God damn it. I'm like, I really I love the Fantastic Four. I wanted to see it get done right. I was excited for this. And then I bitched about him and I tweeted it. And then 10 minutes later, I was getting more replies than usual. And I realized I left out one letter in his name and it looked like I was being way meaner than I intended to be. And I was like, Oh, no, delete, delete, delete. I was like, go to get the man of web with the popcorn bug. And I'm like, Oh, no, no. That's fantastic. Well, Tony, thanks for coming on the channel. But no, I just I hope the movie is good. I do like I. Well, let me give you the rundown of the characters. OK, we have Pedro Pascal as Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic. Yes. Vanessa Kirby. What do you think of Vanessa? I enjoy that casting. I liked her in that stupid Fast and Furious spinoff and the new Mission of Possible. I like Hobbes and Shaw, too. It was a stupid fun movie. I think she's a good fit for the character. She was also in that recent Napoleon flick. You saw that. I didn't see that. It was all right. It was all right. Yeah, I think she's a good pick for Sue Storm. I like it. Yeah, I think it's funny that Sue Storms continuously played by bombshell actresses, and then her power is to turn invisible. That's kind of funny. Yeah. Joseph, you're your boy from Stranger Things. He's going to be Johnny Storm, the human torch. That's actually not a bad choice, either. I like him. Yeah, he's fun. I saw some people complaining about that. I'm like, he's he's young. He's like any months. Any months. Yeah, I think that works. I do, too. I like him. I'm glad to see him getting other roles, because I don't know him from anything else outside of outside of Stranger Things, and he was he dominated that season. No. And then we have Ebon, Ebon Moss. I don't know this guy. Bakrak, he looks. Oh, that's part of his name. Ebon Moss Bakrak. It's a hyphen name is Ben Grimm. The thing. Let me look it up. He apparently was in Punisher. He was in the Oh, he's in the Hulu series, the bear, which I heard is really good because he apparently was in. He was apparently in the menu, but I don't remember that. Oh, yeah, the menu is great. The menu was good. It's just his part. Who is he in the? Who's in the menu twice now? Who the fuck was this guy? I don't know. I just I googled him. All right. Let me type in that menu. I was he one of the food critics? Wait, is he not in the menu? Fucking Google was and now it's not. I don't I don't recognize him from that movie. It would have been really funny, though, if I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. He was great in the menu. And then you're like, oh, no, I guess he wasn't in the menu. So I clicked on his name and then that stupid movies and shows tab on Google. It's not accurate. It's really not. I don't know if I trust. I'm going to be I'm going to figure this out. I'm going to figure this out. No hard feelings. I know you saw that movie. Yeah, I like no hard feelings. He was in Andorra, but I didn't watch that because I don't care about Star Wars. I saw like three episodes of Andorra. It was yeah, he had a big he was a big character in The Punisher, but I haven't watched that in a big. I've been watching less TV now. Yeah. He looks like he's mostly like a TV guy until recently, maybe. So I've been catching up on Rick and Morty this last season. It's been good. I've been enjoying that. I was never a Rick and Morty. Oh, speaking of Eli Roth, he was in that. Is he involved in this now? That's someone else. We do Nostroado. It's something like Vampire Show. So I want to check that out. Well, Nostroado is not out yet. That comes out this year. No, no, no, no, no. It's it's spelled. It's spelled like a license plate. No. Oh, I know. I know it's on some streaming platform. Zachary Quinto's in it. Of course. All right. Well, I don't really know what to think about that cast. It's probably fine. Overall, I think this is okay. I agree with you, Pedro Pascal. And I actually think Pedro Pascal is great as an actor. I'm more annoyed that he continues to get cast and roles that I don't see him, like I don't picture him as this character, like Joel in The Last of Us. I thought both Joel and Ellie were pretty badly miscast and I liked that show and I thought they did a good job but I could have saw someone else doing a better job is I guess what I'm getting at. He's fine though. I think he's a reliable actor. You know what's funny? I don't even think he's gonna be in this movie that much but I kept seeing stuff for this new movie. It's like a little indie movie called Driveway Dolls by Ethan Cohen. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, wow, I should see that. And then I like walked past the poster and I saw his name. I'm like, oh, fuck it, nevermind. Cause it's probably gonna sound- Is he your aquafina, Tony? Is he your aquafina? Aquafina was my aquafina until Renfield. So now I don't know, but- What, she's still sucked in Renfield. She's gonna ruin Kung Fu Panda 4 now. She's a major voice in Kung Fu Panda 4. Oh, is Pedro Pascal also in that one? Probably. Let me look up the other movies he's gonna be in. I still haven't watched the Nicholas Cage movie cause he's in it and I love Nicholas Cage and I thought that was a funny idea for a movie but I just can't stand him. Oh, he's in Gladiator 2. Fuck off, fuck all the way off. Oh my gosh. Okay, we're gonna move on to the final article. This'll be quick. I'm so fucking mad about that. God damn it. If you guys have any questions for Tony or I or have any recommendations for Pedro Pascal films for Tony to watch, super chats now or forever hold your peace. We'll catch up to the ones we missed and we'll go over the final ones after this article. Jurassic World director found in Rogue One filmmaker, Gareth Edwards. Yeah. We're getting away from David Leach. You know who's writing it too, right? No. David Cote, the guy who wrote the first two movies. Like Jurassic Park and Lost World Jurassic Park. He's- Well, I'm sorry. Michael Crichton wrote- Well, I mean this- I'm sorry, but Michael Crichton wrote those movies, RIP, pour one out. I mean, look, fucking David Cote is still, I mean he's always been a little hit or miss. Yeah. He's had some big misses late, although he's credited for dial destiny, but I think he wrote an early draft that he had nothing to do with the final product. That's like David Fincher coming on to do Alien 3 when the whole thing was already ruined, right? And he also, he did write the screenplay for The Mummy, but he did like those DaVinci code movies. He's still like- Ghost Town was good, that comedy, Ricky Gervais. He did do the screenplay for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, but he's always been a little hit or miss, but when he hits, he hits pretty hard, like Spider-Man, Jurassic Park. Mission Impossible, the very first Mission Impossible movie. Oh, he did The Shadow with Alec Baldwin. He wrote that. Yes, though, with the two bullets hit. That's the only part I remember, the two bullets. Come on, he wrote Death Becomes Her. That movie's great. So yeah. So- There's Willis and who else is on that? Who are the series? Oh, Helen, hold on. Uh, let me click on it. Let me click on it. It's gonna bother me. The blonde is- It's not Vera Fawcett, is it? No, no, no. It's Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep. Yeah, Meryl Streep. That's right. She was a knockout in that movie. Yes. That was a great wish. Watch Death Becomes Her again. Actually, I kind of want to rewatch it now, too. That movie's obscure enough, Tony, where I could see Hollywood going, time to remake Death Becomes Her so we can get the sales of the original up again and remind people of that movie. Yeah. Roadhouse is right around the corner. I'm- Stop reminding me. Roadhouse is right around the corner. I really don't want to review Roadhouse. Taste your tears from here. Okay, so, yeah, this is a good- The director here, this is a good call. Yeah, we talked about it on our end of the year wrap-up. The creator is like the first time, I think he nailed like likable characters and great visual effects. Well, his visuals are top notch. Even Godzilla, that's one of the prettiest-looking Godzilla movies I think. By the way, that movie's been fixed. A lot of people complain that the movie's too dark. The 4K restoration fixed it. I don't know what that initial Blu-ray release, because I don't remember it looking that bad in the theater, but the Blu-ray for 2014 Godzilla was awful. Like, you can't see shit. But the 4K release, you can actually make out everything. And did they remove Taylor Johnson's character? No, unfortunately, he's still in there. Okay, he's still in there. That's why I'm glad Gareth Edwards isn't writing this one. Yeah. And hopefully, they won't fire him secretly like they did for Rogue One. They apparently fired him secretly from Rogue One. It's weird that this is still being referred to as Jurassic World. Because dude, all right, Jurassic, so I doubt it's gonna be a hard reboot. It's just gonna be, you know, they don't need to reboot it. They have dinosaurs in the world. You can do a lot with that concept. Even though they fumbled it with the last one, they shouldn't reboot it. You don't need to reboot it, but why not start a new trilogy and call it like Jurassic Universe? So Jurassic, Galaxy, Jurassic, you know. Dude, the branding is so good. If you go to your local target right now, Jurassic World toys are still stocked. Really? Yeah, and the movie's been out for a couple of years. Like that merchandise does so well. So they're not gonna change the name, because there's a new cartoon series coming out. It's a sequel to the previous- Okay, yeah. Okay, let's pull back a second. Do you think kids give a shit if it says Jurassic World on the box or if it says Jurassic Kingdom on the box? With dinosaurs. Yeah, but you get the best of both worlds. Because if you have the branding, they're like, I want that, not a generic T-Rex toy. That's how they did it in the 90s. Keep the branding. You just call it Jurassic Kingdom. There's three Jurassic Kingdoms. I do not want this to be Jurassic World anymore. Well, look, they already suck. Look, they ruined Universal's park in California by making it Jurassic World. So the day they take down the 93 Visitor Center in Florida is the day I stopped going to Universal Studios. You know, I've been to Universal Studios now several times, probably like 11 times. And I've never been able to go on that Jurassic Park ride, the water one, because it's always under construction or like off season. But that Velocicoster, man, that's awesome. Dude, that Velocicoster scared me so much. I will never go on it again. I don't like the hang time. No, because there's that where you feel like you're coming out of your seat. Yeah, yeah. But it's just the lap bar. Like me and my mom thought we were gonna die. Like we got on the ride and then I went, wait, wait. I'm like, oh no, oh no, I don't like this. I don't like this. Apparently like engineers and stuff, they're like it's physically impossible for you to fall out of your seat. Yeah, I know what I'm doing. But I need something to make me feel safe because I was- That's why you bring the Dune popcorn bucket with and you just stick it in your head. Ah! But no, I said this when Dominion came out because people were like, that didn't feel like the end of a series. I'm like, because it's not. It's just setting up for multiple spin-offs. We need more megalocasts. That's what we're gonna be about. Well, that's the thing. So they realized they fucked up that one. They're like, all right, let's just try other ideas with dinosaurs in the world. And you're always coming back and Claire and the whole crew or you think they're gonna get a new cast? No, I don't think any of those guys are coming back. I think that Sam, Neil and them, they just did that for that movie. That was just, I, normally that would bother me but the fact that I knew that they were doing it as a middle finger for Disney for fucking up their reunion and the Star Wars sequel was like, all right, that's kind of funny. That's funny. Oh, you guys had all the actors and you didn't put in any scenes and now they're all dying. Here's all of the Jurassic Park cast together. All together. Speedy dee dee dee dee. All right, well, let's go over some super chats and do you think the movie's gonna be good? I know you hate Jurassic World more than me. Well, I like the first Jurassic World. Yeah, I like the first Jurassic World. I don't like Dominion or whatever the second, Fallen franchise. Yeah, so here's my thing. Jurassic Park shouldn't have been a franchise, everything that we said, that needed to be said was said in the first movie. So I'm like, look, if you're gonna make a movie, at least make it fun and exciting and to have stupid shit, I'll enjoy it. How many movies need to be franchises at the end of the day? I would say like 90% of them shouldn't have been Halloween, I grew up with the Karnasaur movies. I don't really have high standards for the dinosaur films. So if you're gonna do more Jurassic Parks, I'm like, yeah, sure, they have dinosaurs running around, motorcycle. Honestly, I will watch a million Jurassic Park movies. I'll watch them till I die because they don't make dinosaur movies. We've got 65 million years to get 65. Yeah. So in Land Before Time, they're done shitting those animated shows out. Oh, they made 10,000 of them, yeah. So yeah, I'll watch them. I just kind of want them to understand that Jurassic World was a fucking nightmare and they should just start over and be like, Jurassic Kingdom, it's something, Jurassic Universe, it ties in with it, it divides it with Universal Studios. I just don't want them to like, it's just like, no, the dinosaurs are out in the world, tell stories there. I don't wanna go back to another island with the park. We've been there, just have fun with dinosaurs. But there's clone people there now. There's a clone girl and Owen Clare. Demetian made a lot of mistakes, but I also think COVID really fucked that movie too. They were like, Jake Johnson from Jurassic World was supposed to come back and everything, but then they shut down for six months. He's like, I can't do it now. So I think there are a lot of changes made. Johnson back, that's funny. Okay. Yeah. Well, all right. We have a perm for $10 doing super chats now. So get them in. Thank you, perm. Shot, oh, okay. Is he abbreviated? Shot, oh, okay. He's doing you. He's doing me. Shot, oh, okay. Shot, I can't say it's all like an idiot. Short shot out of a cannon. I played more hours of Borderlands than I should admit. The villain, Handsome Jack, is in the conversation of best villains in a game. Wow. That's bold. That's bold statement, perm. And he's so handsome, apparently. He's Handsome Jack. I heard the telltale, have you played any of the telltale games, Tony? I played the telltale Jurassic Park, actually. Oh, nice. And then like the walking dead was really good. I didn't play the walking dead one. I think I only played Jurassic Park. Oh, no, I played the first telltale Batman. Yeah, that was good. That was fun. A little bit funny, but fun. It's funny that they're all good. It's funny that they made a Borderlands telltale game. It's a game off of a game. It kind of, really, it's good, though. Yeah. And I think Handsome Jack was a big part of that as well. Okay, we have Iron Pack fan, one dollar. Thank you. I appreciate it. Just nothing to say. Just there's a dollar. I like maybe it's a sticker. We don't know. Well, so a person gave a super sticker right away and it said super sticker. Oh, see it. Oh, and he's back. Two dollars. They just announced a Ferris Bueller spinoff. No, I hate this world. Is this like a Super Bowl thing like the last time? Ferris Bueller new movies spinoff. Don't fuck me on this, Google. Sam and Victor's Day Off. Oh, they talked about this forever ago. This was one of the cars that stole the car. Dude, they announced this movie like seven years ago. And I guess it got shelved and now they're trying to do it again. Everyone complained that it was a bad idea years ago. Why are they trying this again? Iron Pack fan, we got you. Paramount's Ferris Bueller spinoff film lands director David Kessenberg. It's the follow up feature to the 1986 comedy. It's the follow up. No. It's about the Val Lays. This is I know it's supposed to be like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. There's that play about those two minor characters and Hamlet and them having an adventure. But we don't need it for Ferris Bueller. No, my God. Who's writing this? Do we even have a writer? It's John Hughes. Writing. No, I don't know. Like, why do we need to spin off of them? They stole the car and went for a joy ride. That was funny. Because, again, they have this like stupid system in Hollywood where they look at properties that were popular and still have a following. And they go, OK, how can we pump up streaming sales or get people interested in Ferris Bueller so we'd sell t-shirts and do whatever? And then they do this crap. And it's so disgusting. I'm sick of it. There you go. Ferris Bueller's back. Kind of. Logan Wolf for 1039. Thank you, Logan. Madame Webb, bombed. But Dakota ruled the press tour. Yeah, she was pretty funny in all those interviews. She was funny, but also at the same time, I hate her for being so. She's like a mega Nepo baby. She has 14 different celebrity relatives. It's just yeah. And you can tell she's like, you know, I really value my sleep. I get like 13 hours of sleep a day. Oh, my God, lady. I will say, I did really like her in the Suspiria, right? I heard she's good on that. I heard she's good on that. I'm looking at this now. I don't think I've seen her in anything else. So the 50 Shades franchise, of course. 21 Jump Street. She played someone named Fugazi. And I don't remember who that is. 50 Shades, Tony. She was apparently in social. I didn't see 50 Shades. She's apparently in the social network. It's a soccer mom, soccer, poor porn. 50 Shades of Grey. Psycho Jet Black for $2. Adam, who's a better lover? Tony or Pedro Pascal? Well, unfortunately, Psycho Jet Black. I haven't had the privilege. I haven't had the luxury of being with either of these fine gentlemen yet. So TBD, I guess I would say TBD. If Tony's Dune Popcorn Cup could talk, we might have an answer to that question. And one from Kyle Nelson. Thank you, Kyle, for $2. Example, Jurassic Underworld, a zombie dino movie. We got it. What about the Jurassic Park Fast and the Furious spin-off? Oh, yeah. Vin Diesel all running a T-Rex. You know what I would like, even as a video game, like they fucking, who does Resident Evil? Is that Capcom? Oh, you mean the games? Yeah, the games. Yeah. It's Capcom. Why haven't they rebooted the Dino Crisis series? Mm-hmm. There's Resident Evil with dinosaurs. Like I love Dino Crisis. That would be a cool one. Classic. And they only made like two or three of those games. No one actually gives a shit about the story. You can make that into a movie. They didn't do that great. They made Dino Crisis 3 like a sci-fi game. Remember? Yeah, but Resident Evil also got pretty stupid as it went on. But those movies sold very well. Dino Crisis 3, I don't think. I'm even talking about just the games. Resident Evil got stupid as they went on. Yeah, yeah, no, I was with you. But I'm saying they all sold incredibly well. Where Dino Crisis, I think, was more cult. And I think it fell off by the third one. So you're going to have a hard time getting Capcom to be like, oh, yeah, we'll put a bunch of money into a Dino Crisis movie. I did enjoy Dino Crisis 1. I got to replay that. I want a Jurassic Park movie at this point with Hobbs and Shaw. I want a Hobbs and Shaw Jurassic Park movie. I think that you bring back Vanessa Kirby, bring back. Who is the bad guy? It was What's His Nuts. Idris Elba, but he died. Idris Elba, no, no, no. This is Fast and the Furious logic, Tony. No, because the evil Illuminati turned off his nanomachine. Did I tell you what I saw that? I had only seen the first two Fast and the Furious. So I skipped to that one just to see how funny it would be. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Secret agents, nanomachines, Illuminati. I'm like, what the hell the fuck did we get here? That movie looked a lot, a lot like that G.I. Joe movie that came out, the first one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they have this first switch and they're running on the side of the bus. It looked like the same movie some of the time. Yeah. OK, we have one more super chat here from Mr. Flickster for $5, Canada. What movie do you think should never get remade? Roadhouse. Yeah. It's funny you asked that question, Mr. Flickster, because I was on that Hot Takes panel with Sean Chandler and Cody Leach at Megacon. And that was one of the questions. What movie do you think should it be remade? And Sean Chandler had the audacity to say back to the future. Everybody threw up arms at the panel. Tony, the funniest part about that was this was at Megacon. A lot of people were dressed up as Marty McFly because the cast of Back to the Future was all there. A woman gets up in the front row. She's like, the cast is here, the cast is here. No, I don't think Back to the Future should ever be remade. I think that some movies are just, it's like a piece of art, like a Mona Lisa. You look at it, you don't try to replicate it or redo it. It's kind of like a great book. I don't think they remake books to my knowledge. There's no like... I mean, once something goes to the public domain, it gets remade a shit ton. Look at Dracula and Frankenstein. No, no, no. I don't think another author looks at Lord of the Flies and says, all right, I'm gonna make a new version of Lord of the Flies book. Yeah, I'm gonna rewrite the same. I'm not gonna change anything. Exactly, that's what I'm saying. That's interpretation. We're not gonna change a few details. I'll make... We're gonna get a Harry Potter remastered book series by a different author down the road, that would be insane. And I think a lot of movies should be like that. If they're really good, timeless films, what's the point? Just do a new movie. You can, believe it or not, do different movies that are basically the same but called something different. Look at Rat Race, which is basically Cannonball Run, kind of a loose remake of Cannonball Run. I think it's a remake of, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world. Well, that's what Rat Race is? I think that's what it is. They're very similar movies. Regardless, it kind of takes the ideas of both, but there's a lot of examples like that where you take a movie that's very similar in concept and you just do something new with the story. I think that that's what you could do back to the future. I'd absolutely love to see a new back to, like a time traveling film where you go back to the past. They kind of did that in Men in Black 3. I mean, that was basically what Men in Black 3 was where Tom Haley Jones goes to see his younger self. They just did it in that movie Totally Killer where it was like a back to the future slasher. And that was fun. Exactly. That was perfectly fine. Yeah. But yeah, I don't think, I don't think back to the future should be touched. I don't think Jaws should ever be touched. There's just so many movies. There's so many ripoffs of Jaws. Why even bother remaking it at this point? Because it's all about the branding, right? It's all about the name. But yeah, I feel like a lot of movies that I love have already been remade. Like I'm mad about Roadhouse, but honestly, it's just like, well, they already ruined RoboCop and Halloween. And I'm sure there's another one in there. I'm just like, who fucking even cares anymore? I know. They tried redoing the thing, which was ironically a remake. But I mean, come on, the original came out and with the fouries. Well, it was supposed to be a prequel, but then they rehashed so many things from the original. It's like, wow. So this alien must have, when it gets to the first movie, it must be like, wow, I have a deja vu. I feel like I did this two days ago. Was I here before? Oh, well, these guys are also doing the test. Oh, well, I got to really up my gate. He's a very specific type of alien. He likes to get, it's like a serial killer. He likes to recreate the scene. Well, they're doing that with twisters. Twisters that ask at the end. And I remember the interview with the actor. He goes, it's not a remake. It's not a sequel. It's not a prequel. It's its own thing. And then I see the trailer. It looks almost identical to the original with Dorothy five in 2025. In 2024, we're still using fucking Dorothy machines to shoot. Christopher, what's the last time you rewatched Twister? Well, my kids have seen it. So it couldn't have been more than I would say probably five years ago. I don't know. Last time I watched Twister, I don't know if you notice this, but I love that movie. I don't care what you say. I love that movie. The first day in Twister must be the longest fucking day ever. Like I'm rewatching it. And I'm like, wait, this is all on the same day? I'm like, They hunt down like four tornadoes in one day, right? And by the way, the movie starts off really sunny. Like it's late afternoon. And then it goes on for 15 more hours. And then the nighttime scene is like 30 minutes. And it's back to another day. I'm like, how long is this day? This can't possibly be in 24 hours. Paxton's like, you're not from around here, I could tell. Our days last for about 72 hours over in this neighborhood. Literally like in that day, I think he's just like, hi, honey, here's my ex-wife. And then like four hours later, he's like professing his love to hell and hunt. The new wife is listening. I'm like, well, that was a rough day for them. The storm goes from an F1 to an F5 in the course of like four hours. And then they say, Paxton leaves his wife and ends up with another wife. And remember, if you tie yourself to a pole, you'll survive the hurricane. I mean, the tornado won't like just shred you, debris in the tornado. It was the best, it was awesome. Just put some belts on that old pipe. It was the best truck commercial ever. They drive it through a house up some stair. It's awesome. I love that movie. I don't care. How does the dad gets himself killed for no reason in the beginning? Because he's holding the door and he drags him away. But then the mom and daughter are fine. He's like, wait, if he just hung out in the back with him. Honey, your father, your father's a fucking idiot. I don't know what to tell you. He's just not smart. I hope the new one is just as dumb, but it'll probably be like independent. Tony, what they didn't show you is there was another boy on the side named Clark. And the dad was like, don't save me. Don't save me right now. And he's like, but I could just say, like nobody would even see me do it, dad. I'm so fast. He's like, no. I am glad they called it twisters because that was the joke. Like if they do a sequel this year, even though the first movie has multiple twisters, that one probably should have been called twisters. It should have been called twister, another cow or something, another, another one, the same one, the same movie. It's the same movie. You know what really pissed me off? Bad Boys 3 was called Bad Boys for Life. And now they're doing a fourth one. I'm like, why would you waste the fourth one? And they can't use the four. They can't waste the four. It's so stupid anyway. Well, they'll call it Bad Boys Forever maybe. But you have to with that one. You have to. You have to say Bad Boys Forever. Yeah. Because then you can do the four. Yeah. I just, one more thing on twister. I was pretty young when that movie came out. And I remember watching, I think it was an award show, Golden Globes or Academy or something. And they cut away to Spielberg who had won an award, but he was on the set of twister. Yeah. And I'm a dumb kid. I still probably would have been convinced otherwise now. But he goes, yeah, I'm on the set of my new movie. I'm really excited about it. It's called Twister. It's using the state of the art, because he produced the movie. It's like state of the art technology. Michael Crichton like worked on it too. And I'm like, they're making a twister movie based on the game. And I'm supposed to be excited about this and Spielberg's, I had no idea the tornado, another like term for tornado was twister. Yeah. Yeah, that was the beginning of the end for Jean de Bon. Yeah. He did speed. He directed that. Yeah. And then speed two, and then the haunting remake. And then it all went to shit with Lara Croft, Tomb Raider, The Cradle of Life. He directed speed two. Yep. He directed two movies so completely different. Well, you can learn in my review of speed two that I did over the summer with an actual boat captain. We have a lot to say about that film. Skiddy, diddy, diddy. Yeah, is that the one that said I was an asshole? Yes. Yeah. I can't wait. I would love to meet her. Adam, this might, you were kind of an asshole that ended the wrap up. You're actually an asshole on most of the wrap up. Dude, you don't know like the mental struggle I did coming up with a new Lord of the Rings thumbnail that just ripped me apart live for the half-assed one I did. I used the new YouTube feature. I'll be nicer on your wrap ups. I used, no, no, go harder. That makes it entertaining. Are you an idiot? That's funny. No, I had to use the new YouTube feature where you can upload multiple thumbnails and it picks whatever one might be the best because I was like, fine. Just have me on like a live while you're making the thumbnail so I can just criticize it. No, no, I don't like that. I don't like what you're doing here. Had more bloom-lating. Okay, what do we got here? Psycho jet black for $2. Thank you, Psycho. When are you going to film two guys one popcorn bucket? Oh, that's a timely reference. Anybody remember two girls one cup? Oh my God. What a time to be, what year was that? I remember it my first year of college, so 2008. Yeah, I was gonna say it's been a hot minute since that, that was kind of, internet was really still coming into its own, really blossoming and it's always special at that point. Yeah, I don't know, Psycho jet black. He has the bucket, we just don't really, we haven't seen each other in person yet. By the way, two girls one cup was the unofficial nickname for the trailer. Do you know what the full length movie was called? I don't. Hungry bitches. That's funny. Fun fact, Tony, I have never seen two girls one cup. I made it like two seconds in. I'm like, no, I'm good. I heard it was so gross. Yeah. And I kind of got the gist of what it was that I just didn't, I didn't bother. I figured it wasn't real, it wasn't real poop, but still. Oh, okay. It was real to us. Kyle Nelson for $5. Thank you, Kyle. Mint salad just reviewed Triumph of Will. Maybe that's we'll get a remake. Do you know what that is, Adam? You learned about that movie at film school. No. That was Lenny Riffinstall, Hitler's propaganda filmmaker. That was like her, like pro Nazi film. Oh God. Pro? Yeah. It was made back. You learned, like that is the, I don't know if they're doing this still, but in film school. Oh propaganda film, okay. Yeah. It's like a historical film. They're like, yeah, this is propaganda, but like Lenny Riffinstall, she is a female director. She had really good camera angles in it. But you know what, that came out the same day as my soul band. I'm like, wow, man. I don't know. I might be pushing the limits with this. And then I saw Mint salad. I'm like, oh, nevermind. Mint salad took the heat off me. That's amazing. Yeah. I mean, it's historically like an important film, but yeah. Kyle also says cannibal holocaust could also use arena. Oh God. Jesus. What was the cannibal movie that, thank you, Kyle, what was the cannibal movie that Trey Parker and Matt Stone did? Oh, Cannibal the Musical. Musical, yeah. Which was distributed by Troma and I'm friends with the head of Troma, Lloyd Coffin, the guy did Toxic Avenger and whatnot. Lloyd Coffin seems like a cool dude. Did you know he's in Rocky? When? Rocky won. Rocky picks up the drunk guy outside of the bar and brings him into the bar. That's Lloyd Coffin. That's fantastic. Lloyd Coffin worked on the production. He helped get them the locations. Oh, that's awesome. Sorry, a little side trivia here. Yeah. So the outside was in Philadelphia, but the inside was in LA. So Lloyd Coffin on his own dime had to fly out to LA just so they could finish the seat. That's awesome. Yeah. Lloyd guy. Yeah. Well, on that note, I think we're about done with superchats here. I think I got them all. I hope I did. I apologize if I missed one or two, but these were awesome today. Thank you guys for the questions. Tony, always fun having you come on. Always a pleasure chatting movies with you. You have six little pieces of trivia. Yes. Plus a dude in a bucket. I've wasted a lot of time learning about movies instead of talking to girls in high school. And now I'm wasting a lot of time with popcorn buckets because I can't get a girl. So I've got a couple of circles, Adam. I've got a couple of circles. You should have like a scrapbook V-log or something where it's just you in the popcorn bucket at different places. And then you can, at the end of the year, after 365 days of different locations, you just kind of montage it all together. Just you. It's like you at the Great Wall. You at the Grand Canyon with the popcorn buckets. Adam, one day I'm going to visit you. That would be awesome. And we're going to do dinner. And you're going to tell your wife, yeah, Tony's bringing his new girl. And I'm just going to walk in with the popcorn bucket. You're like, Tony, get out of here. I don't want my family to see that. This is Anastasia. She and I have been, we've been together for a while. It's been a while. It's real. It's real love. We met during Madam Webb. And if that didn't tear us together. Dad, why does your friend have that? I don't know. Just don't bring it up. If Madam Webb didn't tear us apart, nothing could. All right, Tony, what do you got coming up? What do you want to shout out? Well, this Monday coming up, we are doing Waterworld. But for the first time ever, not only did I rewatch Waterworld for the first time since college, but for the first time ever, I watched the Ulysses cut, which is the extended director's cut. So the episode is going to be like, was it really a wreck? Or does the Ulysses cut fix it? Do they explain how they're able to completely submerge jet skis under the water and have them still work? Because that always bothered me. No, they don't. Spoiler, spoiler, all the stupid stuff is still in the extended cut. How do they chain the jet skis to the bottom of the ocean? How do they know they're even going to come through there? Like, what a weird situation. Adam, there's a lot of stupid bullshit in that movie. There's not enough hours in the day to go through that shit. But yeah, so that is coming up Monday, and then I'm doing a wrap up. I believe you're joining part of that wrap up, at least. We'll see. We'll see. I kept the list small, mostly at home shit. But yeah, all my March episodes are shut, and they come out early on Patreon now. So if you want to sign up for Patreon or be a channel member, I've been doing more streaming on Twitch. And I guess if you're in the Boston area this weekend, I will be around. I'm going to try and do a fan meet up on Saturday. Sometimes one person shows up. Sometimes six people show up. It's always a gamble. So yeah, look out for me there. And yeah, that's all I really got going on. Well, it sounds like more than I have going on. Although I do have a buddy flying in from Minnesota this weekend, so I'm excited to just show him the Carolinas, show him around, and all the exciting things I do. We have one final super chat to end the night from Psycho Jet Black again for $2. Thank you, Psycho Jet Black. What are your guys' thoughts on the movie Anastasia? The animated? Animated Anastasia? I don't know of any other. Honestly, I don't recall it very well. You know, my wife is a big fan of it if we're even talking about the right Anastasia. I assume that's the one that's popping them. That was What's-His-Face, Don Bluth. It wasn't Disney. No, no, it was Don Bluth who did a lot of famous animations. That's when he was trying to go out on his own. Was that The Troll in Central Park and some of those movies? He did Titan AE, Anastasia, All Dogs. I did not like Titan AE. All Dogs. I want to revisit Titan AE. Did he do Rockadoodle? I'm looking that up right now. Rockadoodle. You remember that movie? I used to watch that movie a lot. The sun is shining brightly. OK, I have it here. Director, Banjo, The Woodpile Cats, Secret of Nymne. People really like that. The Dragon Slayer video game, Space Face. He did American Tail. Yeah, Fible Goes West. Oh, he did do Rockadoodle. I don't think he did Fible Goes West, but he did the first American Tail. Oh, interesting. Thumbelina. Oh, you're right. Troll in Central Park, Pebble in the Penguin. So yeah, and then I guess after Titan AE, that was the end of directing movies. Titan AE was such a box office fail. And that was, I think, under Fox, if I remember right. Yep, yep. We should, if I ever get you on set, we're doing Titan AE. Titan AE, baby. Because I remember being really pumped for that movie. Yeah, because it married 2D. And it was one of the first ones that had big 3D anime. Yeah, it had a huge cast. I was really excited to see it. I remember really liking it at the time. I haven't rewatched it in a long time. That was kind of around. There was a couple of years in a row where animated movies, they were trying some ballsy things and failing. Because you had Titan AE. And I don't believe it was that many years later, you had that final fantasy spirits within movie. Yeah. That was terrible. But that was also almost the end of big 2D animation. Because then you have like Atlantis, Flo. I don't think Atlantis did well. Treasure Planet didn't do well. Treasure Planet bombed. Atlantis, I think, did OK. But it wasn't anything great. Michael J. Fox in that one. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. We don't know much about Anastasia. Oh, sorry. I never even answered. I'm out of time. I thought it was OK as a kid. But it didn't really stick with me. I liked the bad guy in it, but that was it. I remember when it came out, or at least I might be just mixing things up. I remember it was on a TV in a dorm room at a friend's house. And I was on another TV playing not GoldenEye, the only good James Bond video game. But I think it was the second GoldenEye that was on the PlayStation 2. And it was terrible. And I fucking hated that game. And like, why is this in third person now? This is awful. That's what I remember from Anastasia the most was how much I was upset about the second GoldenEye game. It's not great. Yeah, Rockadoodle. I need to revisit Rockadoodle. And I need to revisit Pivalgo's West because I like that movie. And you got to watch Mask of the Phantasm, Babbin' Beyond, Babbin' Beyond Return of the Joker. It sounds like I got a lot of cartoons to watch as an adult. And I'm OK with that. I mean, I'm not cartoons for children. But yeah, you should watch that. I thought it was games are for children. Now it's both. It's both. It's everything at this point. There are some people that know I'm doing this as a joke. And there are some people that are like, hey, did you say? And I'm like, yeah, I'm being an asshole. What's wrong with me? All righty, man. We will talk again soon, I'm sure. Yes, we will. I don't really have a fun way to end this. Bye, everybody. Thank you guys for the super chats. Make sure to pick up your Dune earn when you go see Dune in a couple of weeks. I don't think shit comes out this next week in theaters. Dune doesn't come out until, wait, is Dune next week? Is that like the 27th? Dune is like the 29th. It's like at the very end. Well, then what's next week? Because we're on the 21, 32, 32, 32. No, it's next week. It's next Thursday. All right, Dune 2 next Thursday. I will go there. I will review it and probably have it on my channel on Friday. I'm sure all the other people that were whined and dined have seen it already. And they have the reviews up on Tell Us. But look for that. Mine will come out much later in the month. But I will. Tonys will come out later. But we will. Well, aren't we going to talk about it in the year on the wrap up for the month, Tony? No, that's getting a dedicated one because I did that previous episode. Of course. Whenever I go on Tony's monthly wrap ups, it's never to talk about legit movies. It's always these like shit things he scrapes off the bottom of his boot. And he's like Adam. And we're also talking about Madam Webb on the wrap up. You're not giving Madam Webb a dedicated video? No, Morbius didn't do well. So that gets thrown into the wrap up. No, Madam Webb is killing it for reviews. Well, that's what I thought about Morbius. And then it didn't do well. So now it goes on the wrap up. You know what? I think I don't think my Morbius reviewed it well either. So now that you say that. What do I have on there? I did that. There's that new Jenna Ortega movie, Millers Girl. No. No. Drama. There's a horror movie about like a home invasion. But the guy in the home is like a wrestler. And I'm like, oh, that sounds kind of fun. You know, this is the reason why I'm such a prick when I go on your wrap ups, because we're talking about these terrible. Adam, Adam, it's for my own sanity. I can't talk about big bunch of schlock all the time. I miss talking about little things. Little crappy schlock. Just let me have it. Let me just have a spotlight on little stupid shit. You got it. Before I talk about the next Marvel bullshit that you've been out. Oh, wow. Ant-Man 4. Oh, it's great. Bam into the wasp. Yeah. I like the movie about Willem Dafoe stuck in the apartment shitting in a pool. I'm like, that was the best movie I've ever seen. Time to talk about Ant-Man 3. Speaking of shit in a bucket, Ant-Man 3. All right, on that note, get your dune cup, and we'll see you next time. Goodbye. Take care.