 so you're really trying to leave me I did have I had a great time that wasn't the thing that ain't the thing you got to hear me out that ain't the thing I'm saying like I was I just wanted to come I know dude from social media so I thought we was gonna come and you know I was gonna try a couple advertising stuff but after you order the steak I figured you was really into me if you know what I'm saying I mean who you think I am big meat you think I'm big meat you know what do you mean I would I bring why would you bring me here I said I want to go on a date we could have walked around hold hands on South Beach or something you know I'm saying I could have got you a roll to some some simple don't make me feel bad about no no no no make me feel bad how am I making you feel bad so the video I made about not hitting men in the nuts because it wasn't funny that taken down for harassment and bullying and I'm gonna be careful because I don't want this taken down but I just think it's so crazy how tiktok lets a video of a woman hitting a man in a sensitive place up even though they're laughing about his pain but a video of me educating other people not to do that because it actually hurts and can cause a lot of problems and that you shouldn't hit them in the nuts just for fun is getting taken down and just saying to the insults who said I'd be way hotter if I lost like five pounds yeah you're literally right but I don't remember asking for a stinky man's opinion so go to war and die already that's all you're good for when you're like it's the hairy armpits for me you're so observant but I also have stomach hair back hair arm hair and like hair and you're probably just as hairy as me but you've been removing it since sixth grade like you I could remove my hair at a moment's notice but it's actually you who needs to change not me and bad news it might take years to fix that unattractive judgmental personality but hey good luck curved you I'm winning you said I'm chilling making money that's the go you stick your dick in any hole I guess you're smart cute but she ain't me though somebody come look at this somebody come and look at this 748 matches look at it look at it all different type shades blacks whites light skins dark skins all of the all of the skins can somebody explain to me what's going on 748 and these are just the matches hold on there's more wait here are all the other people that have liked me scrolls this scrolls your blacks whites Latino a ribeye ribeye everything why am I still single somebody help anybody somebody maybe so quick to say oh I hit that she's easy but so are you and see the distance between you and me is that you have a smoke me out wine and I mean basically kiss my ass and all I had to do was show up and you gave it away he loved me he give me all his money he my sugar daddy if you're chilling with your girl and she gets a FaceTime call from her home girls and the first thing she does is turn the camera to you it's not her showing off what a king you are bro it's her warning her homegirls to not talk about the other die she's seen she has dreams to be and then be so she all I'm saying is is that if she is independent and she pays her own bills and she takes care of herself and she can cook and she is doing her own damn laundry and she is looking good and staying hydrated and being her very best self she is one step away from having a literal nervous breakdown I have officially decided I will no longer be dating good-looking men or pursuing good-looking men they're just disappointing give me a average looking guy with a dad bod and a great personality and I'm sold sis listen I know there are times that we make mistakes with our kunchies don't worry you're not alone all you need to do is reset that kitty reprogram that kunchi clear your kunchi cache you have to remember that you are the master of your domain you are the queen of your mother in castle and also remember that if it didn't feel good it doesn't fucking count I look like I'm not adding that to my body count get the fuck out of here what I look like when my husband met me hi Dan I just moved in next door I'm a supermodel versus I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes okay so I don't cook like at all but I'm gonna try because my husband's working and otherwise they don't eat someone just told me I'm supposed to wash it cool I think I'm supposed to take like the white stuff off worst-case scenario they dip it in ramp all right but now I realize that we need sides so it's so dirty do I have to wash broccoli this is why I don't this does not look right is that bad broccoli I'm making dinner no I know um it's like not done like at all like at all what now what what now it's been a couple of days now you don't have them during Christmas all that shit ain't called a mother-in-law police can you bring back my mother-in-law listen I appreciate that but I got my youngest son here and they spend the time together it's winter break like he's not ready to go home your youngest son yes listen don't disrespect my son like first that was years ago don't disrespect my son they spend the time together I ain't bringing back no he wouldn't stay with me they spend time together as a matter of fact you ain't gonna know the f*** we at like I'm out the f***ing gold yes I'm out the f***ing gold I ain't bringing back call the police I don't care you just disrespecting my son you treating our son wrong and now you're disrespecting my youngest son you gotta be f***ed up man and then I'm my first born with my ex and I've been in court for almost six years now and I live across the field never been charged with any kind of drug problems and I've never been charged at all I don't have any violence against me nothing like that I live close by my stepchild goes to the same school as my biological one and I can't get 50-50 if my life depended on why am I allowed and able to raise another child or other children 100% of the time but I can't even raise my own 50%