 My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, how are ya? James, I'm good, huge week. One of my favorite weeks of the year, the NFL Draft is this week, and your guy, Nick Siriani, says he was talking about his best draft methods. He says that he plays rock, paper, scissors with the kids to determine their competitiveness. Hell yeah. Yeah, hell yeah. The other coaches would use other methods, like ask their old coaches. Yeah. How fast can they run? Look at their track record of being a professional. Are you competitive? Look at the game tape. No. Rock, paper, scissors. Wank. No. No, no, no. What happened was? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm all for jokes on the Weekly Dumb, but throwing one finger? What happened was? I hit this, and then I thought that I would, I hit this. I thought I was going to be delayed, and you were going to call me out for cheating, for being so after you. So I stopped doing it halfway through. I've never seen that. Never seen it either. What would Nick Siriani say to that? I'd be cut immediately. Doesn't even know the game. Look at that. Rock, paper, scissors. I kind of gave it away. Kind of knew where you were going with the one finger. I didn't rethink it. You know the problem is, people play different on different coasts. In California, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Like, fucking give me a time to think about it, the California people. It's rock, paper, scissors, shoot. What are you doing? What else happened in the sports world, young Jake? Jim, big sports day yesterday. Baseball's killing it, by the way. It's been all baseball. We're a little biased. Mad bum, Madison bum-garner. Who's the thought of Madison bum-garner? Madison bum-garner, seven inning, no hitter. He's been so bad and he was so good for a night and he had some great quotes afterwards. It's fun. Roll the clip right here, Zach. I want to thank these shadows in Atlanta. They helped me out of good beer. That's pretty awesome. And I want to thank Rob Manfred for making these seven inning games. Shadows and Rob Manfred. That honestly, honestly, honestly, made Rob Manfred tear up a little bit. Like a player thanked him in an interview. Yes. He doesn't understand it was somewhat of a joke, but Mad Bum's show and a sense of humor is almost more impressive than no hitting the Braves. I had no idea he could be light-hearted. Nobody knew. Yeah. Everyone was kind of shy. And it's funny because the only reason he said those quick jokes is because he didn't want to do the whole interview at all. I want to get back to the boys. No, you don't. No, you don't. I want to get back to your ranch. Oh my God. I just got a visual of Madison bum-garner petting his horses, letting him know he threw a no hitter. And it's really funny. It's beautiful. I did it. Had a good one today, boy. I did it. We're not sure if it counts or not, but we did it. It counts in our heart. Josh, let's go to almost a breakdown. This one's close to you. Yeah, this is a weird story. In Nebraska, a ton of guys named Josh got together for a pool noodle fight to determine who's the best Josh. And I like this. Kind of remember when improv everywhere was a thing in 2005 or 2006, and they just danced at malls. And it'd be like a Broadway play in the middle. And it was like, no one cares. Like, this sucks. I like this, though. This is cool. And it started with this dude, Josh Schwanes, would find people with the same name and just challenge them to a duel. And that's good stuff. Yeah, I mean, you've gone down this path with the Jimmy O'Brien's. I mean, famous Boston college head coach who's right there over my shoulder. More gray hair than me. Eat that. He's much older. Yeah, and you know how they kicked off the battle of Josh's case? A rock, paper, scissors between Josh Schwanes from Arizona and Josh Schwanes from Omaha. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. One and one. One and one, Zach. It's going to be big. This is awesome. Did you see the video when they lift the little Josh up and they put the crown on his head and everyone like, harassed to him? I'll tell you something, Jake. That kid's king now. Forever. Like, that's how you become a king. You get lifted up like Simba and everyone cheers for you. What's a name that's ruined for you for life because it's someone you grew up with? Bridget. See, that's tough. I know some nice Bridget's. No, that don't exist. Jimmy. Wow. Jake. Jake. Some good jakes out there. Anyway, congratulations to little Josh, the king of the Josh's. And everyone, this seemed just like a really wholesome, like, good, spirited event. Yeah, I mean, it's definitely something that I think other countries would laugh at us about. We got some more not sports stories here. This, I mean, flashback city. Man with 35 girlfriends busted. He got gifts from all of them. It's kind of wild that his whole scheme was to get more birthday gifts. And I think they tallied up the amount of the gifts. And it was like 900 bucks or something, which for juggling 35 girlfriends, that's. I don't understand why he's got in trouble with law. Because it doesn't seem illegal to tell, to date 35 people. They're like you defrauded them. He's like, no, I didn't. I dated them. They gave me gifts. I cheated on them, sure. Well, there's no true love, Jim. Show me a picture of all of this 35 girlfriends, and I'll show you something you don't want to look at. I like to see them. 52 weeks in a year, 52 divided by 32. He's getting a present like every 12 days. Society should be better with this. That might be close. That might be closer than you think. Can we take a quick break and do the math? Yeah. OK. It would be 35 divided by 365. No, 365 divided by 35. Every 10.42 days. 10.4 days. And I said 12, right? Yeah. So we're all giving me credit. Yeah. Then I unraveled how I did it, and I lost all credit. Yeah, man. My calculator, I'm just out of bat. How about my kid asking me for math help? Brutal, man. No. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee who likes Greek food. It's the employee of the week. To announce the employee of the week. Come back. Come back, city. I am no on the jets. Zach Short. I won the delivery. Yeah, but I delivered it. Cut that. Zach Short. Because we're going to do, it goes to Zach. Short, not Editor Zach. The other Zach, that's part of the company. I don't even know another Zach. Zach Short. Zach Short made his MLB debut. He's on the compound. Industry leader. Industry leader in pitches per played appearance for any player that has had multiple played appearances. Seven played appearances, six of them. He's taken to the three to count. If you ever listen to the compound, they love walks. Unlike Jake, they're like, dude, nice homer, but you didn't get to walk that game. So he gets two walks in his first game. He gets a hit in his second game. Just, you know, John Boyd media active players crushing the whole thing. Only Zach. Besides the Zach that edits this video. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Throwing it. Quarterback. Win, forfeit. Ed Rock. I mean, by the way, you totally lost it when you threw a nub around one. So I won two, nothing. Best of three. That would be you won the first round of three and I won the next round of three. Job Zach. Short. That was a weekly term.