 hey guys you should ring my mate Jordan because on the 14th and 15th of this month he got told to take two days off by the doctor because he was sick and they told him he needs to get tested so he can get cleared of covid but he didn't go and get tested i don't know what doctors say you might have to pretend you're the police he's from cabulcha so the cabulcha police station will be best to freak him out his number is blah blah blah all right done we're gonna call this come so i'm gonna pretend to be from cabulcha police station and say that there are hospital records of him not getting tested all right ready hello hello am i speaking with uh Jordan yep yeah get out mate it's just uh peter Sutton here from the cabulcha police station do you have 10 minutes to just have a quick chat yeah no worries so we have a report here from a hospital saying that you would use to come in for a corona test and you failed to show um just wondering if there was a reason for that um and there's also a medical certificate saying that you're meant to take two weeks off of work i never actually went through the doctor like it was a phone call yeah right um so yeah there is a pretty large fine for um refusing to go and get tested and i didn't know that it was like compulsory yeah well yeah mate well it's uh it's pretty common knowledge at the moment if you um get asked to go and um get tested for corona that you should definitely go and get tested um there's there's some pretty huge fines out of the moment mate so that's what that's what that's what we're doing at the moment all i had was um a headache yeah yeah mate i totally understand a lot of the a lot of the people with coronavirus have very mild symptoms but it's not really about you personally it's more about the people that you're putting at risk so um if you don't go in and get checked and you run into you know a 75 year old on the street that's you could kill them do you know what i mean so that's very fair on on the um older sort of generation so um yeah look uh it's been what you mentioned last Thursday it's uh it's Tuesday now yeah mate look what we're gonna have to send out a fine i'm afraid there's a if you get told to come in you sort of have a 48 hour window and i'm sure that the medical profession would have uh mentioned that to you 48 hours to go and get tested yeah right well um did she mention though to go and get tested for corona yeah yeah well i guess it's just sort of it's sort of just implied at the moment mate um yeah so it is a it is a uh $1,500 fine at the moment are you serious yeah i know mate it's uh look look well yeah right well you know you can you can just get it on spurs and just do very small um payment installments um or um alternatively um yeah you can um just give us like four or five hundred dollars cash what do you have on your what's in your wallet at the moment oh really so you've got like zero dollars cash all right well what do you got on your cards yeah like your savings surely you must have savings or something already like 50 hundred bucks or something yeah well if you could maybe just pull that out and just bring that to uh cabulcha police station and we'll just because yeah like we don't want to send out a $1,500 fine but we got to sort of prove that we were uh you know that you were that we did present you with an infringement and then if you just pay cash then we can just say yeah yeah he's sweet yep so all i have to do is come down with like a hundred dollars yeah yeah just whatever's in your account just a cabulcha police station just pull it out and you know even if it's just fifty hundred bucks or whatever and just bring it in and say uh you need to speak to uh peter wrangler console peter wrangler and then i'll just come out and i'll fucking i'll remember this conversation no no it's um the marty and michael fully actual podcast oh man we pranked you so hard bro man you were being out of line yeah sorry dude we fucking as soon as you bloody mentioned your your your mum was it on keema i just i like i couldn't even i couldn't even go through with any of the jokes it's horrible dude yeah you said bring a hundred bucks down to the police station yeah of course very unprofessional yeah it was quite yeah very unprofessional policeman but yeah dude thanks for being a part of the call and um we wish that your mum gets better and um we wish you all the best my friends your mate hang on let me see who it was tim sent in your number and a bit of a backstory so we thought we did barking out a bit of a gacha hey all right dude we love you that guy's mom has fucking chemo tim maybe mention that before you get us to prank call him