 I'm gonna need some coffee for this. I'm sure you can all see my train of thought over the last few weeks. It's basically been TikTok, TikTok, TikTok, putting blush really close to my eyes, having cute bangs. I should have bangs. I feel like 20 year old me would be like, give me some scissors, let's do this. And 33 year old me is like, you know they make products for that. Or you could like maybe go to a hairdresser for the first time in three years. But you know, when these little clip-in like bangs and ponytails came out, I feel like I missed all of it because it was at a time in my life when my hair was like every color under the sun. It also got very damaged during that whole time. Hence this long streak of growth. It's amazing how one bad decision really takes like three years to undo. Because I kind of want to know, like am I the type of 33 year old lady that can wear like a fake ponytail or like fake bangs? Or am I the type of 33 year old lady that wears flannel shirts with toothpaste on them? Maybe I can be both. What kind of list those? Give me this hair. This looks like a hair piece. Wait, I want to put this on Kermit so bad. Okay, so I got a couple of different kinds of this because I'm concerned that this is ridiculous. Is it not? No, it quite literally is ridiculous. Okay, so if I were to just, oh my God. Wait, wait, wait. It looks like that Instagram filter. Chris uses this. This looks awful. Hey, Bonnie, come here. I got to show you something, honey. You love hair. Okay, Peachy, you want to try? Peachy sit. Girl, okay, sit still, all right? Oh, this is my girl. Oh, Bonnie wants a hair piece. Oh, Peachy, that's so pretty. Sit. Kermit's like patiently waiting for his turn. Okay, you got to sit if you want the hair. I know you want it to be about you. If you want it to be about you, then sit down, please. Do you want to see? It's not a toy, okay? Do you want me to hit it on her? It's not a toy. Oh, shit. Kermit, Kermit, you want to go to the... Hey, Kerm. Singles mixer? I mean, maybe the flannel shirt really was a good idea for today, because I feel like it really does complete this look, you know? What's the name of this look? A Marama dirt bike to 7-Eleven and get some M&M's. Let me actually clip it in. Three easy steps before, oh, look at her before. I got a secret. Hey, what is she hiding? And then she secures the front clips then the center clips, hand blend part with own hair. Okay, okay, you ready? Yeah. Just in case for all of you that were like, Jenna, you should totally cut your bangs. I just want to remind you guys what I look like with bangs. Does it look natural, Julianne? Stop laughing at me. No, it looks good. It looks cute, that's why I'm laughing. It says hand blend, is it blended? Yeah, it looks really cute, that's why I'm laughing. Should I wear it behind my ears, or should I let it, like, you can't tell from the top? I don't know, I feel like you can tell from the top. You can do that, oh no. I don't know, I feel like you can tell from the top. Okay, that's like a very, that looks like I'm looking at a map and there's two states being divided. Julianne, don't call my hair a map. I mean, it's super easy to put in. I don't know anyone anymore that like genuinely uses one of these all the time and is like, there we go. I want to try on bangs. Yeah, I got two bangs. You got me so bangs energy. Do I look like my mom? A little bit. She's got bangs. She does have bangs. Stop making that face. Do you think I could swim in them? No, to the side, other side. Why, so you can roast me? Oh no. Don't worry about it. What's wrong with it? It's a color match when you're looking this direction. Any other direction ain't a match. This is like a picture of me and my mom when I was a kid, because we both had those bangs, like super straight across bangs when we were talking to me and my son again. Right, little fun? What do you think, Bunny? Is that nice? Bunny. Oh, she's so beautiful. She's... You have that wig? I hope I'm not the only one that has the dog that really likes hair. She really likes it. Did you steal that? What if I want to put it in my hair? Bunny, this is not a toy. It's your hair, baby girl. Bunny. Good girl. Good girl. Yeah, that looks so nice, baby. What a look. What a look. Good girl. You're so pretty. You're so pretty. Good job, honey. It's not a toy. So you don't think I can pull this off? I'm sitting in a bar and someone was like, excuse me, and I was like, yes? Why did you laugh? Hold on, let's play it out. Why was your first reaction to the laugh? Look the other way, look the other way. Hey, Miss, can I buy you a drink? Can I get a rubble vodka? You know what's funny is that everyone in that TikTok video was like, oh, your bangs and that color is so cute on you. Well, what if I actually did this? I feel like some bangs are cute and some of them are just like, no. Julian, that's so... What do you mean? That's literally not the one I got for you. I had to sift through so many boxes of hair to find the right color for you. It goes this way, right? Yeah. Like I'm also by no means like I'm not making fun of any of these products whatsoever. I think it's brilliant and genius and I'm sure a lot of people have had so much fun with them. Like what a smart idea. It just looks like... Did somebody say smart? I'm alive. You turn to the side. That is such a look, Julian. The long pieces. Hi, baby. Hi. Okay, stop. Choose your character. Fix it a little bit. Can I play with it for a second? Yeah. Because I have a vision. Ow! Julian, you just... That one actually scared me today. Don't do it, don't do it. That, right there. This is so I can steal your man while I'm not even looking at it. It looks like you lost a bet. Put these ones on in the front and where that one ends in the back. Baby, in the back. Business in the front. Bad business in the back. Can I talk to the manager? I'm the manager. Let's move on. I make this thing called hairdo top where instead of just being a piece of bang, apparently it goes over the entire top with a bang. Okay, this I actually fuck with. I was, I haven't thought about growing out a full mullet before. I think you should. This is sort of like a little teaser. Hair is so fun and such a fun way to express yourself. And you should just do whatever you want to your hair and people that don't think that are no fun. Okay, is this better for me or worse? Worse. Is this better or worse for me? It's hot. I'm taken. Please? Okay. You look like Skrillex. I want to show them. I had to get a clip because it says vibes. So you can use the vibes clip right now. Don't put it up there. When the vibes, hold on. Babe, I'm filming something. Babe, when the vibes be hitting the right. How about now? Can I wear this now? Now that I have a vibes clip? I feel like you can tell at the bottom here that this is not my hair. No, I can't tell. Blend's better with O on camera. It looks a little different. What's it look like from the back? Looks good. Hi, I love it. I love the way this cake is cut. Is it like the time when I went like this and all my tape and extension showing? It's not as bad as that, but it's like there comes a point when you're looking down the bottom of your hair that it's just like, where did that come from? Whose fault this whole thing is? Whose? Hers. What? Hers personally. Hers personally. Did she attack you, Julie? This model punched me. What she said? I have never, ever, ever. Oh, you're doing a pony? Yeah. Because I feel like... That was my pony sound from the song Pony. Thank you. By Jean White, one of the greatest rappers of all time. Thank you, Julie. I feel like the best way to blend your fake bangs is with a fake pony. Well, if you have no real hair showing, then all the hair is blended. So I feel like the bangs look way more natural, at least for me, if I have my hair up, because then it doesn't look so like dirt bike on me. It looks a little more like... A TV. A TV. Ow. Oh. Oh. I'll give you something to say foul about. I was gonna ask you what kind of ponytail you want, but I don't think we have the choice. Oh, I see. Oh, fun. That is so fun. I did not know that this was a thing. It's Velcro, so I just take the piece and Velcro it to itself, and it sticks to itself, and then I take this extra strand of hair and just wrap it around, and then I'm gonna pin it. It's not staying. You're sitting on it, first of all. Let me know when I should start working. Okay, you can start working. Wait, it's like slopping everywhere. Oh, it's gross. The pins are coming out, but the length is gorgeous. Wait, Julian. Party in the front? Weird on the sides. I guess this video is really more like, how many pieces of fake hair can I put in my head without wearing a wig? You look like you rode your horse here. Julian? What? Not helpful feedback. Where'd you park your horse? Shut up! I wouldn't be too mad though. I do definitely have horse people energy. Yeah. You look like you spend time at the stable. I feel like you can just tell when somebody has horse people energy. It's a lifestyle, you know? I'm gonna get a zoomed in shot of this, so you can see. Oh, yeah! Oh, this hurts. Wait, is this what Ariana Grande feels like? This hurts. Oh, damn! Does it look natch? It's the Pony Ari Pony. Yeah, but does it blend with my hair? Yeah. Stop saying yeah like that! She said yeah. Give me a definitive answer for once. Ow, everything hurts. It is so heavy. It's in like a, how does it not sag? It feels like it's falling down. It's heavy. Like what started as a high pony is now like a mid-librarian pony. I think that's so cute. Wait, it's actually the same length as my real hair. Even though it's not super high Ari Pony, like it still looks cute. It goes with the shirt you're wearing. It's just got horse energy. You calling me someone that cleans up horse poop? Well, it's part of living with a horse. Is the other part just wearing cute boots and tight leggings? When your husband's a horse. Give us a surf. It's heavy. I can't surf. It's heavy. It's like ripping my hair back. Suck it up and surf. Fine. Horse people energy. Oh, shit. Damn, she did it too much. All right, you ready? I got one. Yeah. Giddy up. Oh. Is it because it's brown? I bet if my hair was blonde, this would look, it would have a different. Whole different vibe. Whole different vibe if it's blonde. There's no more horses involved. I think some of it's my flannel. Some of it's the general color. Some of it's just my attitude. Yeah. Did you just put the vibes in? Does that help my look? No, you've been lying to me. This looks awful. Just a girl and her horse. You look like my little pony. Can I fix yours? Can I actually put them? My little pony. Look at how fun that is. It's fun. Look at us. If I can make this look good though, like that'd be so fun. You look good. What if horse is barked? Jelena doesn't look good. All right, that was hot. Is this the car that you picked? Okay, no magic. Where should I park my horse? Stop. I thought you were the horse. Woof. Stop. I don't know. I don't think I can pull that off. You can. No, I can't. Just pull it a little bit harder. Pull what a little bit harder? Get off. Okay. When your horse breaks up with you. When Ariana Grande looks like this, it's like cute and clean and good looking. And when I do it, it's just horse people energy. This is meant as no disrespect to horse people. Y'all are cool. I think this is the last time that I'm ever going to wear this bang piece, that's for sure. Bang. I feel like maybe I could make the ponytail work for me. But it would take a lot of finessing. But I really like the way that the pony looks. Once Kermit gets his, now we're a bang family. We're a bang family. Family picture. So we'll meet bang. I think we look sick. Your bangs look good. You can say you don't as much as you want, but I think you look good. Not as good as me or Kermit, but you look good. I think honestly, out of all of us though, Bunny looked the best. Bunny did look the best. Oh! How does Ariana Grande do like a whole concert like this? That's all real hair, babe. Definitely. Will you take mine out of my head? Like everything hurts. Don't do glib-tons, kids. See how I'm gonna take this out of your head? Yeah. Juliet, oh my God. I don't know what, I don't know. I don't know how to do this. Ow! What's up, say that again? Stop zooming in on my pain! Look at it, it's like stuck. Just thinking of the horses. Look at that episode of Seinfeld when Elaine takes George's toupee like this and just goes, I don't like this thing! He just throws it out the window. When you've had a long day at this. The record, I love horse people and they have really good energy. I think it's more about my shirt than anything else. I've always wondered if I could be the type of sophisticated lady that could just pull off these little pieces of bang and have everyone be like, oh, cute. But you know, I don't think I have, I don't think I have the it factor for it. As a person that has cut my own bangs many times on my own, I do know that sometimes you can end up with bang regret. So that this is a nice way to see what your bangs would look like. Just make sure y'all really all know in the comments if you'd like me to cut and color my hair like my actual TikTok e-girl video. We really look into something like this, you know? That wig was working over time. It was over time. My hair would not look like that if I actually cut it and dyed it. Nay! We made carrots. Something we got very hard for carrots. Well, make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put out a video today Wednesday slash Thursday and I make only the hottest horse people content on YouTube. Is this video going to be tagged for horses? Yeah. When you need a new look for riding your horse. Stop, no, no, no, no. End it on the good note, not that. Nay.