 First date questions that men really want to ask. There's quite a few of them sometimes. So they're swimming around in our head. We really want to shake, but it really ain't appropriate to ask at this time. But BuzzFeed Videos has a video on it. So let's check this out. Listen, I like you so I just got to know. I can just take you being my nice self or I can be an asshole. What do you want to? Pretend you're being nice, yeah? I understand that. Wow, you are beautiful. Are you crazy? What are you planning on eating tonight? Is it gonna be expensive? I don't have much money. So what have you heard about me? So drugs, totally disgusting. I shouldn't bring them up or they're really funny when you hear stories. So how many dates until we have sex? We didn't have all of them. Yeah, okay. So do you know anything about wine cause I'm about to make some shit up? When do I actually get to meet the real you? I gotta be honest. I don't know where you want me to look. That shirt really shows off your boobs and I appreciate that. If I were a salad, are you gonna judge me? Where do you want me to look that says I appreciate your body, but still respect you? So this whole nice thing, does that last? You're really great. How terrifying is your dad? Come getting drunk. Where are you at? Catch up, girl. Do you actually like me or did you just want to check out this restaurant? But you mentioned it didn't work out with your ex. Why? The scale of one that killed me. How possessive would you say you are? The scale of one of fifty shades of gray how freaky are you? Who are you texting? This narrative of my trip to Thailand doing anything for you. Do you think your mom material? You like kids, right? Out of everything that I've said here tonight what is gonna help me the most on this date? How many kids is too many for you? It's a hush trail. Are you crazy? This is going really well. Like how many other people are in love with you right now? Are we having sex tonight? Let me tell you something. About eighty to ninety percent of those questions has gone through my fucking head. And what's funny is about the whole wine thing was I dated a girl that absolutely loved wine. To the point where I was like is she a damn alcoholic on wine? You know what I mean? I don't meet too many winos but she talked about wine way too much and it ain't last anyway, so whatever. But, you know, and she was pretty which made me wonder you know and that's true. Like a lot of times you'll go out with a good looking girl that really takes care of herself and you'll be like she looks good. Is she crazy? And I will tell you this, one of the baddest Jones that I've ever gone out with was a fucking nut. Absolute nutcase. There's like this whole imbalanced thing with real hot girls and crazy and they go hand in hand. Not all the time. Just a lot of the time, you know. They're close, really close with their father. A lot of times you wonder are you fucking crazy? If it didn't work out with your ex, you are wondering well why didn't it work out? Was she crazy? Was she real possessive? You know, because everyone's on their best behavior at the beginning of the date. There's so many of these questions. I can do a video and pretty much every single one of these questions. Some girls show up with the cleavage out and you know, I'm looking. If you got your titties out, I'm looking. But, you know, I've never, I don't, I look when she ain't looking at me. I'm good at that. They don't even know I'm looking at the titties, you know. But some girls will show up with their titties like out, out. You know, there's classy out and then there's like, all right, look. I mean, are you about to make a porno with me? Right now? I mean, what's going on here? So anyway, that's just my little bit of two cents on this. This was a good video. This is one of my favorite BuzzFeed videos that I've seen. Post your comments down below. Let me know what you think. If you enjoyed my reaction, hit the like button, subscribe and share. If you did not, you just don't know good entertainment. One million subscribers. Woo!