 Hey yo, so the word on the street is that the FBI recently released a flyer that said citizens if you see anybody paying for small purchase items with cash like a cup of coffee they could be a tourist and as phoenix would probably say you mad bro i mean i could just imagine it being something like this you you walk into a coffee shop and there's probably an FBI agent lurking in every single Starbucks right in this very moment trying to look inconspicuous and then it's just you know it's a cold day it's probably raining you you you skip lunch and you you need to make it to your next meeting so you walk in and you want to order a coffee and probably something like this would happen hey buddy how you doing what can i get you yeah yeah i'll get a cappuccino please mate okay that's £3.65 please all right that's a one two three i mean like what are you meant to do um and i thought long and hard about the solution no you don't pay by credit card and if you don't get a coffee you probably look more suspicious because who in this day and age doesn't buy a coffee no you do something like this oh cheers oh you're a lifesaver idiot boy now you're probably thinking that's more risky but bear with me it's £3.50 the shopkeeper's probably going to think ah it's not worth the hassle we're calling the police and they're going to get it too late and no one's going to catch him the FBI agent's probably seeing the thing you know that's a petty thief we only deal with terrorists around here and you know you can get out of there you're not labeled a tourist you're not caught you say £3.50 and you've got yourself a nice cup of coffee stay secure my friends