 But she was deaf, so I guess that's what they all sound like. Tell them what this is. This, welcome to episode number 29 of the Martin and Michael podcast. It is fully actual and Michael has a hammer and I have a plastic vagina. Now, now one of us has broken rib and there's fucking good story behind it. Man, I came off a jet ski and Michael fell off a jet ski and broke his rib. That's the story three and that's all we did on the weekend. We went to Jack goes last week had a fucking fun time. We've been filming our tits off heaven, which reminds me that this podcast is proudly sponsored by the University of Michael. So if you want to support this podcast, go sign up to our website. You get two unseen videos a week. They're fucking crazy. Isn't that right, Julia? We'll use here. So we're going to have let me give you a bit of a rundown on the fucking epi today, brother. We'll give you a fucking. We'll answer some questions and then we'll do the PO unboxing. And then Julia is going to come on and tell us a fucked up story and then we'll fucking finish with the cheeky little prank call. Don't you think so, my friend? My rib, my rib. It's just a song we're working on. Oh, what else happened last week? Nothing. I smoked your. Yeah, look at this. I'm wearing a manscape shirt. They sent us a bunch of shit and we did a brand deal video for them. And the brand, the video idea was that I shaved my whole fucking all the pubes off my body and roll them in a fucking cigarette. And he fucking smoked it. It was blindfolded. Isn't that right, mate? Don't touch me. OK. So that's what's been happening. It's been filming here. So we have a bit of golf. You know, we really are. We've got golf last week, right? That's here. He's got his blue. He is not so formal this week. And yeah, now you're all caught up with she's sleeping. Yeah, we've had a big day of filming. We filmed two brand deal videos today. And oh, my God, we're tired boys, aren't we? Look at that. Yawning is half yawning. He's trying to get it out. Do you know how? If I sneeze now, it's World War Three. Having a broken ribbed, coughing, sneezing, sitting down, doing anything with a broken rib, suck. Yeah, it's so annoying because I can't fuck with him as much. He's all flirt with me. He's all soaring shit. Isn't that right, Julian? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to get him on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're the art. Anyway, first things first. On this day, now I had a bit of a read through these, Matt, you want to say anything before I start reading these or? Oh. Three. That's what I thought you were going to say. And guys, just so you know, we have the three here, but we don't have the Stephen Hawking's picture because that belongs in the toilet where he belongs. So we can watch him. It's nice to look at him as you're taking a shit. So the Stephen Hawking thing that someone sent last week, we've put it in the toilet. And yeah, it's good. Follow our Instagram. You'll see many stories of his face with some beautiful noises in the background. Music. I like to call it music. Yeah, we're making. We should make an album from shit splatter sounds. On this day in 1998, Joe Rogan escaped from the Los Angeles zoo where he was living in captivity with the chimps. Zookeepers launched a citywide search, but Rogan hid in a stand up comedy club. And to this day, he pretends to be a stand up comedian to not blow his cover as a chimp. Joe Rogan has also starred a successful podcast and even managed to get a job with the UFC all to mask the fact that he's actually a chimp. And sometimes he throws his own shit at his human wife as well. It's fucked. There you go. Joe Rogan's actually a chimp. That actually explains more because he's always like, just so naturally like physically strong. That's why the people at Spotify want to fucking censor him. Do you know much about that? Yeah, I do. What's going on with Spotify trying to censor Joe Rogan? It's because he's making a political, hey, doesn't he want to get fucking some politics? No, it's because Rogan is, he allows anything to be said on his podcast. It's live. Yeah, it's live. Yeah, so, and I think they've signed up with him. They've done a deal where they're not going to try and they can't do anything. It's still his. He hasn't signed all the rights over so there's no producers involved and they can't tell him what to do. So why are they going like, it's not the actual company, but employees from the company are going to go and strike if they don't censor his podcast. That is fucked. Basically they don't like you. Yeah, they're taking away free speech. Matt, fuck. Sorry, I shouldn't have taken it out on you. Sorry. On this day in 1999, Miley Cyrus slipped on one of her abortions she had left on the lounge room floor. She skidded along the floor and then smashed most of her teeth out on the side of a coffee table. When she regained consciousness she collected her teeth and swallowed them and she dried the abortion out and turned it into a stylish rug for her kitchen. Her teeth grew back within four days so I'm not sure if she's human either. She slid on an abortion. Yeah, they're fucking slippery. The traction on the counts, you can't fucking, it's like fucking banana peels and shit, man. We should fucking slide on them count. You fucking fly down hills on the fucking things count. It's fucking placental or whatever it be. It's fucking dig your feet in, count down a fucking slippery surface, you fuck, down the fucking hill count. On this day in 1999, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson, Tyson, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson, Mike Tyson, Tyson's Tyson, Mike, Tyson, Tyson, Tyson, Tyson, rapist Mike, Mike Tyson in the Tyson, Mike. Mike Tyson punched Mike's horse Tyson, concussion to Mike Tyson. Tyson, Mike, Mike, bitch Tyson, get fuck Tyson, Mike, Mike, bitch, now fuck off. Dude, that is good news. You're not bad this week, Matthew Brown from, I don't really understand that. Research, research. I don't really get that. It's not really, I missed it. I missed it. You've got fucking eyes. Can't confirm. Oh man, it's hard to like wake up. I need a coffee. That was a strange one, man. Anyone explain that one? It's fact, it took a lot of research, dug deep into Google, and then I went on to the dark web and I found a page and that's where the facts come from. All right, well, do you want a tea? Okay, well, yeah, I guess it's cool. Yeah, okay, I'll have a fucking tea. On this day in 2001, Bob the Builder was arrested after a meth bender which ended in him bludgeoning that truck thing called Scoop to Death. Dizzy was also arrested for a separate charge of sexual assault on Wendy. Their popular kid's show was canceled and Bob was released from prison in 2016. He now works as a bus driver in Tasmania and collects Pokemon cards. He's blind in one eye and it's fucking gross when he tries to look at you. He's a cartoon. Oh, well, what do you mean? All cartoons are based on real life. Do you ever watch Bob the Builder? There. Three. He was, yeah, it's all cartoons are based on real life. Do you remember Oki-Doke? Oki-Doke, Oki-Doke. What was he again? He's helping and he's like a little acorn. He comes down the slide. I'm cross the land. Yeah, but what is, he's a corn. Like an acorn. What a shit shot. He's a green man, he lives in the forest. Comment if you know who Oki-Doke is. We've probably spoken about this before. Or Naughty, remember Naughty? Remember play school? Oh, play school. Julian remembers play school. Oh, fuck, Brum was good. The fucking yellow car and he'd go and explore and he'd open his doors up like this. And Postman Pat? Now, Postman Pat was shit. Postman Pat, big fat cat. I used to get that song stuck in my head for fucking hours as a kid and not be able to sleep. Yeah. The trap door, remember down the trap door or some shit, it was like a two minute thing? Yeah, I remember that. There's always something. Can someone tell me underneath the trap door? A bar bar, bar bar was hot. Hey, what about that fucking Rugrats shit, man? Oh my god. Captain Planet? Captain Planet? How did the Rugrats theme go? Fucking you not! You just wanted us to sing a little jingle. Yeah. Milk. Our next segment has been renamed to like... And this is a segment where you just answer questions that Michael has on his phone, Michael. Pump it away, mate. Oh, how did you break your rib? Jet skiing. They're fucking, they can hurt you. Yeah, yeah, I fucking, I was on one with Jackson and he was like, hey, fucking, they go from like zero to 100 in like three seconds. Can you do it, remember? And then I fucking right turns and then we, I was hanging on. We hit it away. And then I flew up into the air, tried to hold onto Scott's shoulders, but I couldn't and then... Is that because his shoulders were too big and muscular? Yeah, God, mate. You bounced off? Like, Marty said to hold on to the back, but then Scott kept telling me to hold on to him. Yeah. But it moves, especially if you go up a jump. Yeah, you gotta hold on to the back, fucking rack, right? And then you don't skip across the water, fucking terrifying being out in the open water. Yeah, now I have a break. It's my first broken bone. Really? That's fucked, can't know. You've probably definitely broken bones before. We've just never gone to the doctor. When we fought the MMA fighters, this is the same feeling that I have right now, but I never went to the doctor. Because we didn't have any money, Matt. Well, it's free in Australia, so we should have gone to emergency. Well, we didn't have any fucking, we didn't have Medicare cards and shit, Matt. Actually, I didn't have one. I didn't have fucking cars to get around. Matt! I like the way you said Matt. Matt! Oh, that hurt my rear. If anyone else has broken a rib, can you comment and tell us the story? Yeah, comment all of your breaks. Oh, we've got to go through YouTube as well, because there might be some klelle's in the klelle. Klelle! That's fucking Marty's cup from when he was a little German girl. This is my cup, where I was a little boy. I was three years old. Oh, yes, thank you. Thank you. Oh, no. Oh, Vasa, oh, Vasa, Vasa. I've got dimensions in for all this. I've got top of my head, Matt. Are there any questions on the... Okay, I'll get into it. You fucking sick freak. I guess I can look at them too, if you, if need be. Matt. Do you want to read them? Just because I can't read them. Okay, here we go. I've got the YouTube ones, if you want. SFDNCR.44. Write that down. When are you going to make a medicine for Corona? Oh, we looked into it, but like, Corona's not real, so you can't really make a medicine for it. Next question. This is Venencio Adema Adjada. And if you want to go to his actual username, it's chunkyluven underscore 95. What video will Yamao Stranghae do besides the hard tennis? Is that how you reckon he talks? Yeah. Because yaw, they say yaw. I thought that was actually an audio recording you were playing. Yeah, fuck many. Good question. What's the most fucked, the live streams, we used to get pretty fucked up on the day. No, the ones where I'm passed out is when I'm fully gone. Yeah, true. The passed out ones is, but that's not like... You're being silly with what, like 12, a fucking whole packet of Valium's deep. Yeah, but like the videos where we knew we were going to film and still drank and stuff. Remember the squash ball one? We were pretty fucked for that. Yeah, that was a friend's engagement. Engagement party we went to and then we had to leave and so we got to hit each other with squash balls, mate, for free, for nothing, for 10 views. Yeah. But nah, it's all worked out because we got to use the footage eventually anyway. So nah, it's great. Isn't that right? Yeah, nah, it's great. Yulia. Yulia? This one's from mcundascoresage. All right, this one's for you, Marty. What's your favorite breed of cow to fuck? And also did you know if there was any hot, horny heifers on Jeffrey Epstein's Island? I haven't been to the Epstein's Island. Why? I don't like, to be honest, I've only met him like right before he died. So he was already in captivity. You went and visited him in jail? Yeah, well, I didn't visit him in jail. I just met with his legal team and because they got me in for a consult. Do you know what I mean? I love how he was playing with his hair there. My favorite breed of cow is probably the dairy cow just because they're like, you know, they're creamier. The flesh is like, I don't know, it's just something about them. There's like, you know, you got meat and you got milk and just the way they move. I don't know, they just seem very like, they're so pure that it's so fun to just rip them apart. It's like seeing a perfect sandcastle on the beach and you know that urge you have to just fucking kick the fucking shit out of it when something's so pure and perfect, everything is exactly where it should be. That's what a dairy cow is and that's why I enter them with the most force possible, Matthew Brown. All right, you just spurred a story on. I had a cousin. Who fucked? I had a cousin that when I was a kid. Shut up, block of cheese. He was probably like six years old and this little toddler was about two or two years old. They couldn't really talk yet. You got a jail, man. I didn't want him to do it. He pushed the kid over to hurt it and it couldn't explain to its parents what happened. That's the best when kids that young. There was no context to that story at all and what led up to that. What went through my head to get to that point was maybe Jeffrey Epstein and the cows. I had a question about the cows, actually. We'll move on from that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Three. Fuck you, Matt. You do all my heads down. With the dairy cow, do you like that one more so because you can suck? They have tits you can suck on. You have to squeeze all the otters in one and I'll put them all in my mouth and suck them dry. Sometimes they're running away and I'm grabbing on to their otter and all four tits are in me. Is there four or six? Is four, I believe. I thought there was six. It's confirmed with this. No, the amount of otters I've fucking torn a piece is pretty sure it's four. Sometimes there's freak ones that have like five, maybe even like five and a half, but no. Six. Come on. We've all, we've all fucked a cow. Fucked a cow to death. This question is for me from the same person. What's your favorite takeaway and would you rather coke or the ganja? Probably marijuana because it's not as heavy a toll on the body and mind. It sort of hurts your head if you do coke for too long. Good every now and then. Very rarely, but not anymore. We're fucking off the bloody gear now, right? Yeah, look at that. Counting fucking meth pipe this morning. Favorite takeaway? Pizza. I love pizza. Domino's. Domino's is fucking good. I'm getting into Pizza Hut. They're fucking spicy veg. And I like any Italian or Mexican. It's pretty good. And Nando's, I've been up in it too. What about fast, what about just scummy fast food shit? If I can eat meat, KFC popcorn chicken. Yeah, I'll probably have to go like Mackers. Mackers is sick compared to KFC. They're all fucked. Even though you feel taste-wise, I'd probably have to go Mackers because it's just got so much variety. So many different things you can choose from. KFC is like, you go there, you get chicken. That's it. Mackers, you got chicken. Chicken, if you have to. Chicken is better than beef. Oh my God. Yeah, but if we're not talking about health value at all, we're just talking purely on taste, McDonald's. You're a fucking McDonald. Exactly right. I can't wait for Ulia to be on my lap. I feel like I'm under a lot of pressure with the threes. Yeah, dude, you've got to be making eyes on me. You've got to be on it, man. You're going to get that time up, cunt. You're going to take a few to get into it. Oh, man. The pubes are in the back of my throat. Half our podcast is just noises. Messy.worldwide. Okay. What's the worst drug you've ever done and how did it feel? Yeah, meh. Yeah, well, look. I don't know how much freely we can talk about this. We've spoken about this. We've talked about this. Don't listen to all our podcasts or us. Is this loud? We didn't know what it was, but just look up. Just Google Yabba. Y-A-B-B-A. It felt like it felt like I'd fucking... He almost died. I did it for a week and I was fine, but it's lost part of my brain. Yeah, you don't really sleep and you're just very like, it's very... It's not that good. It's not like a massive fight. It came, but shitter, and lasts longer. Yeah. Anyway, that's the worst drug. And carpet cleaner? Yeah, carpet cleaner tastes like shit. And you should only ever pour it into the soft tissue in your mouth and let it absorb that... Under the tongue is the best way to do it. But if you do it too much, it's like what, nitrous? You know the nitrous fucking thing? It's like that. Hey? I fucking made carpet cleaner up. Do people really fucking do that shit? That was a joke, everyone. Do not fucking drink carpet cleaner. God damn it. We don't have to fucking tell people what to not do. God, you're not very good. You really are. We'll talk about it. Alright, next one's from Bryce Carter. How you doing? Remember, he's got our fucking names tattooed on him. Do you want to go see his Instagram? It's ozzy underscore karts199 Did Marty lose his virginity to a cow or did a cow lose his virginity to Marty? Yeah, look, I was I was confused. I was like 15, 16 years old and I was attracted to girls, but I didn't have the social intelligence to go and sort of initiate a fuck. You know what I mean? I couldn't I couldn't approach a girl and organize a fuck. So I was walking home next door to where we're living at the time. There's a old blind farmer. He had four cows there keeping his lawn grass low and look, I sort of had a connection with one and one thing led to another and yeah, I cornered it at the back half of its yard and grabbed it and yeah and fucked it and just suck, get it over and done with and I knew what it felt like to be in something. And then I made the transition to female humans not long after. That gave me the confidence, so yeah if you're a virgin, I highly recommend yeah, just looking around at livestock. Mulea's mother Oh Jordy van Dries Jordy underscore van Dries Are you guys real or just real because we think you're real? Look, it's a great question and as for all we know, we could be holograms you know and and that's there's no way to prove or disprove that I'm sure that we could but we've thought about it and we're too scared to prove or disprove. Imagine figuring finding out though a fucking holograms man I'd be like what the fuck I'm a hologram, I'd be like what the fuck this is all fucking like some fucking screen project me can't I'd be fucking all over the joint count Isn't Tupac a hologram? Oh mate, they can do that but yeah I don't fucking they don't know we're real because they to see us on the screen we could be fucking and yeah I don't I don't know but we could be yeah anime we're anime we're cartoons we're like Pokemon and Dragon Balls sometimes they wake up and there's like a glitch and like he looks like a fucking cartoon character he can't, seriously he's fucking starring one more on the stand next to Donald Duck you with long hair you just fucking play with it all the time that's so beautiful and also a shout out to your brother Stevenson Stevenson Stevenson, Stephen Hawking's maybe Hawking, yeah he's a little brother he wanted a shout out to Jordy Stevenson, there you go Stevenson but he gets that up your fucking gullip and that's all the questions Oh, in California Oh Matt has, he's found some on YouTube 3 he's found 3 on YouTube actually there's not much on YouTube it's all just saying welcome back guys, glad to have you back any questions? hardly any at all let this be a lesson to you there viewers you can comment on YouTube and we'll start Matthew Brown is going to start reading them out starting next week, you fucking hear this you fucking hear this hitting your ears can't you fucking pause a fucking thing Skyland, fucking Pobble will come in and then you want to ask us and we'll fucking get through them I wish I wish you had fucking squirties terrible you don't have any squirties this week yeah no, it's all gone I've emptied my colon oh colonics, alright which brings us to our next segment which has been shall we open that with Ulia? yeah look we'll get yeah, well this is how we'll do it alright we'll do the story time, right? Ulia you come sit here we'll fast cane have a guess what it is yeah we have a bit of a feel of this see what's inside and then Julien's going to tell us really a story a story that you know it's it's a bit hey gone but so as some of you may know Ulia or Julien as he likes to be called or Woodsy Julien Woodsy Woods or he's what's your DJ name again something River City or some dog shit like that this is our new film or an editor Connors still doing the podcast because he's a plague banger job brother fucking and Julien's here now full time and he films us he fucking films us all day so it's fucking every member Connors got a great channel called cracker milk go give it a watch yeah it's fucking funny shit and his youtube channel is blowing up so he's got to fucking put all his time into that so we lost him he said I'm leaving after we played twisted twist hey we've filled him up a few times yeah we definitely got a pinky sexual assault sexual assault welcome to the stage Ulia wanna watch a magic trick no sit down fucking sit down hurry up I hate you for that I fucking hate you for that he's a little bit nervous he's saying oh please don't talk about certain things I did not please don't embarrass me no no no that's sort of shit so he's gonna tell us a story a very funny story that he told us today and we said you have to repeat this but he's gonna give us the yeah he's got reasons for it was a joke it was meant to be a joke it was an accident alright everyone you guys know Mark and I love animals more than the next guy this was an accident before we get into this you need to know this was a straight up accident alright Julian so where the fuck were you and what the fuck happened where do you begin with this it was a staff party for a nightclub that I used to work for a staff party for Australia zoo can't I I was at a staff party for a nightclub I used to work for and we're at the Somerset Dam and in Killcoy area and we're at this farm retreat and there was alpacas goats all sorts of farm animals everywhere and anyway we got on the source one night and what else did you get on a few substances also on the cocahina and the good old ecstasy I can lock him up wait I need to sneeze this isn't good he's got a broken rib he kills him to sneeze do this do this I read it rub your nose I was up on various substances in the night and I was one of the last ones awake there was three of us awake two went for a little mountain trek up the mountain to go get a sunrise photo and I thought you know what fuck that I'm not walking up a big mountain I'm off me fucking dial on all sorts of fucking substances and then I stayed down and I was snapchatting all this random cooked shit so I went over to the animal pen where the goats and the alpacas and what did you feed them I was feeding the normal goat feed and the alpacas weren't eating anything and I was like do not be the funniest fucking snapchat hi there it's Connor I edit the podcast and actively encourage the boys to talk about fucked up shit but I just wanted to let you know that this story could fucking ruin all of our careers it is simply too fucked to share legally I think the best option is to make sure that this fucking story never sees a light of day may god have mercy on julian sol they're my favorite animal though I love alpacas I didn't mean to do it I was under the influence I was an ebriate so just relax everyone alright I take back us opening this with him can he it's time dude here we have what we've been sent we got a box this week we're all passing around have a bit of a feel see if we can guess what's inside I played a little game amongst ourselves this time you know mix it up a bit cause it's getting like a bit repetitive so I was like you know what let's have a guess see what's inside it's a Christmas alright here we go I'm gonna go first okay dude I'm so excited it feels like a passport with pencils this book for drawing we've got a book and wow you're right about the pencil feeling sharpener and a bag can I have a feel yes julien you may there's a circle thing in there what is that that's a disc it's a blu-ray it's a blu-ray this is from wane and we're gonna open it now and we'll call him after he's put his number on the back so I'll give him a call it could be the prank call for the day who fucking knows with us don't you think so about that about that oh it's a gift in a gift we have a oh wow look you know those you know how they used to seal letters in the olden days with hot wax he's done that look at that how fucking cool that is we're keeping this bozzy gets a smacker fuck yeah bozzy you can't you fucking scored you fucking cunt alright it's quite a long letter alright this is from wane oh dear marty and Michael first of all it is good to see that you and the crew are all healthy and have not contracted covid I hope it stays that way I'm pretty sure I've had it I'm very glad you enjoyed my last package I've really enjoyed your recent videos especially the collaborations with shami and his crew I've started watching some of his videos too I just wanted to give a happy housewarming to Michael I hope you are settling well into your new accommodation he's a small housewarming gift Michael open yours now that's for what one for both of you I think the schmackers are for me go on then have one bro alright Michael is now opening his gift it's a um there's red wrapping lots of sticky tape and he's not sure how to open it and see his brain thinking he's using his problem solving skills he's thinking fuck my nails are pretty sharp I might try and dig in and create some sort of hole and he's abandoned that the packaging is too slippery now he's picking at the the tape he's abandoned that so he's thinking about using his teeth no he's found a corner he thinks there we go we have an opening he can now use his fingernails to dig in there we go he's stripping away at it keep going Michael alright we have entry here we go it's it's a dream catcher oh very nice that's it very cool shnish nish nish nish oh my god I love that thank you so much I was gonna say it felt like a dream catcher I hope you like it and that it helps you enhance a peaceful aesthetic to your bedroom and maybe get rid of any negative energy that's around why you're a fucking legend that's such a nice thing as Marty and Michael are a package deal you can get something for Michael and not get something for Marty it's true Marty I saw this at a bookstore and thought this would make you laugh Marty open yours now see how easily I open mine straight away fuck you that was almost effortless for you problem solving wow I got it right on the fucking pencils brother what's your pencil he's giving me release your anger swear words insults to color your anger away that's a coloring in book and inside so there's like things like this it's got the word cunt written on a page and it's open for coloring we've got shit here yeah I can really see myself releasing some rage fuck energy into this well thank you so much Wayne you know us very well you've been you're a true fan you're a true fan coloring can be a great stress all over and I think that that's what we need in these difficult times have fun coloring such words as cunt twat waffle fucked hardened dipshit when are you planning to film your final video for this year I'm planning on sending one more package this year as a Christmas thank you for all the laughs last your message to Matthew Brown of research when can we see you again on the camera bro soon soon wishing you all the best stay happy and healthy sincerely Wayne I hope Bosley likes schmackers he fucking does all right that's the p.o. boxing this way we got a fucking swear word book and um and Michael got a dream catcher thank you very much you're a fucking legend I'm stuck this 28 29 this one so we got about 10 weeks left 11 more yeah I'm stuck and Julian and get shit Julian you even got to mention in the letter slide to the right and then grab his dick a bit grab his dick grab his dick you're an employee finger is how the cuckoo crumbles stop calling me Julio stop being gay Julian sleepy that's all the p.o. on p.o. on boxing stuff as well by the way so if you want to send some shit and send it in set my phone to private dominoes we come for you once again give us your time what's my name March the name's March March 4 March Clinton dominoes are we are more names are March Clinton one question any questions am I resumé off I think in the last week I was just wondering if anyone's had a chance to look at it because like the manager said like when I drop it off she's like so I should call you back within like one two business days and that and like weekends gone and they haven't heard back from me I was just wondering if you guys could like have a look at that and that because like I'm really go hi like I'm rearing A like I'm fucking the manager on. So I'm just a quick one. I just want to see if it's progressing through the like the process and that. March Clinton, M-A-R-C-H. No, I. Thanks for holding. Yeah. Okay. So I just asked and unfortunately it's a moment we aren't hiring anyone. Oh, true. Well, that's yeah, that's all. But that manager that I dropped my resume off to like last Thursday, she said, she said that that you will definitely call me back on that. And I was like, cause like, oh, this piece is like all that heat. So it's like, I come straight in and like just like, just fit straight in. And the manager said, you call. Well, what about one of the other stores on that? Because like, I'm in Zilmia, but I can like get on my BMX and get, get down to Aspley or fucking get anywhere. But like, like it's, it's troubled times on that. And you guys aren't, she said, she said she called me back. She said that I'll drop my resume off. Did you read it? Did you guys even read it? But what, what, what do you guys do with a resume? It's cause like, I could drop another one off. I know he's not hiring that, but like, I've got mad. I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got, I've got computers home and that. Like I can fucking put in, put in all them orders and no, no bloody dramas at all. If I just come in, I'm coming in. I'm coming in right now. I'm going to drop my resume off again. And is there any other off the domino stores that's hiring right now? Cause I'm just one of them boys, right? I'm not taking no for an answer on that. Like you'll find that out. I don't really take no for an answer, but so I think I'm going to come in. What's your name? Well, I'm going to come in Georgia and give it straight to you can do whatever you want with her, but I'm pretty sure once you read it, you'll be fine. Yeah, you could be mad not to give us a crack. And what about the other stores too? Do you know if they're like, if there's anyone hiring that cause like far out, like I've lost my labouring job like two weeks ago and it's, yeah, it's getting a bit slim. I couldn't tell you to be honest. All right, well, I'm not popping maybe maybe 15 minutes and I'll just print one out and I'll duck down on the, on the pushy. I'll fucking see you about 15 minutes Cara. Okay, I'm sorry. See you. Let's see you later. Hey. And that's how you get a job at Domino's. I fucking love that guy, dude. Yeah, he's a good man. He's got he's got ethics in that and morals and shit, man. Like any company be done not to fucking whore that can't. I like that he didn't take no for an answer. Fucking much. I was so hoping you were going to get like a little bit like aggressive. Yeah, I didn't know where to go with it. She just kept giving me nothing. If that was a dude, you could have gotten way more. Yeah, and it's a little bit. I get scared with the girls because you don't want to scare them. He sounds like a scary boy. It sounds like Julian at 16. The best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. We're the best. Three.