The Supreme Court ruled today in a landmark case, that pharmaceutical companies cannot patent human genes. They can however, patent dog jeans.
Former President Bill Clinton yesterday called President Obama a wuss for his soft stance on the Syrian conflict. And for refusing his offer of a one night wife swap.
Obama later announced that after finding evidence the Syrian government is using chemical weapons, the US will support the rebels, by supplying them with weapons, training, and plane tickets to Hong Kong.
It was revealed today that Rupert Murdoch, the 82 year old billionaire, is filing for divorce of his wife Wendi Deng, who is 38 years his junior. Those close to the couple have suggested the age difference may have been a factor in the breakup, with one source saying it just wasn't large enough for Rupert.
And finally, a man in England called police after a prostitute turned out to be uglier than promised. In our last 10 seconds here are 10 other reasons you should call the police:
Vending machine only sells Pepsi products
You're worried democracy isn't working
Can't get the smell off your hand
Siri doesn't get you
You're worried your phone isn't working
Possible wizard attack
You're worried the police aren't working