 Dale, you gotta get in the flat, bro. You gotta get in the flat. You don't have me here. Get in the flat, Dale. Get in the flat. The flame, Addy. I think Dale gets a run here. Dale, to hell with it, dude. Add up. You pissed on yourself. Doug. What is up with these guys? No, we can make a super bummer, dude. Who's throwing it? Who's playing? Who is this? Oh, god, wait. It's the guy you fucking didn't want to play the whole goddamn night, man. Where are you from? Are you from Seawall? Wait, are you from California? You got the Cali accent. No, I'm from Tennessee, bud. Oh, camera's not working waste. There we go. Oh, good. Got my green screen. Got my green screen, dude. That's awesome. This too. Okay. That's woo. This could be a good spot right here. Yo, Addy Ducks. Let's go, yep. Addy Ducks, baby. Crack, crack. I already like you wasted. I feel like you feel this chemistry between us. I'm like you, Dovey. I'm love Madden, but I'm a dad. So you and Dovey are the same. You and Dovey are literally the same. It's great. I can play Madden and take care of the kids, man. No, you say you and Dovey are basically the same person. Oh, no, no. Dovey's gotta make it. What am I doing? Yo, Dale, where you play? Your office? I take you for a defensive mastermind. Man, I can play whatever you want, man. Okay, I'll play offense. Hey, hey, just so you know, like, like, you know, you know, offense or whatever, I'll do the route, but I'll cut back and be butt naked. Okay. I mean, that's not... You're gonna play a defense. You're gonna be a defense, Dale. D.D. You're the D.D. Dale, how's your defense? Are you feeling good on defense? Yeah. Get low. Three, three, cab. Uh, two people with the purples and one dude with the yellow. I like it. Okay. It's D.D. It's D.D. Okay. So, Dale, you wanna know C.W.W.? Dude, C.W.W. C.W.W. and goddamn, uh... You know him? No, I don't know him, but goddamn. Play him. Stone. Stone. Yeah, okay. All the time. That's just awesome. That's epic. I got respect for all you all, man. It's awesome. And I can't believe this is happening. I'm giving you 10 subs, win, lose, whatever. Dude, I'm doing it, man. You know what I mean, though, man? You're here. All you gotta do is show up and get this dubbed. That's all. I got PayPal, too. I got, uh... I got, uh... Yeah, I can't say it. There it is. Okay. Okay, Dale. There it is. Dale, what you do? What's your job? I ain't got a job, man. A smart man. Oh, he seems to be mad at me. I ain't do a job, man. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I ain't do a job. I can play. All right. Oh, my God. Let's go, baby. I got a block here? Oh. Yeah, I can't... I can't play. I can't play like that. I mean, three o'clock in, I can play. Did your wife work at the hospital? No. Yeah, she's the E.R. Travel nurse. I worked seven days a week. 12 hours a day while she finished school. Hey, your parents can see this together. T.V. It's gonna win. Let's go, D. Let's go. Three kids, man. You can't... You can't do shit. Are you... So why are you a Broncos, man, if you're from Tennessee? Dude, I love Broncos. Dude, it was crazy. I was an Eagles fans first. Okay. My dad's side was Redskins. My mom's side was the Cowboys. And I was like, I'm gonna pick the Eagles. Okay. Yeah. I was an Eagles. I was an Eagles for a very long time, man. And especially when they got fucking Vick, they gave him another chance. Oh, no. Oh, no. They gave Vick another chance. That shit was awesome. That made me like the Eagles. I don't know, man. Peyton Manning, Jake the Snake. I was like, I gotta get out of this division and I picked the Broncos. I don't know why. Hey, I like that. I like that there's not an SEC team and the goddamn team. Yeah. I like that. I love that, man. All right. All right. I want you to get on running back. Okay. We can cook from over there, but the diamonds go to the right side. Ready. See if you want. Okay. Okay. Nice, man. Fucked up. Fucking fumbled it. He fucking fumbled it, man. I can't lie. You run like a white man, dude. You got to catch a little juke right there or something like that. I tried that and he fucking fumbled it. I see. I mean, I don't know. Maybe you got to be on the tight end. We got to let Manning get on running back. Yeah. I thought this was four. What happened to the cub? This ain't it. This ain't it. I can do all the adjustment. Poffy on this thing, by the way. Somebody clean this. This ain't the cub either, man. What happened? All right, Dale. Dude, I am trying so hard. Like, it's not even funny. But that should have been a pick. No, we'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. Next time we'll find the cub. Dude, I'm about there, but like it's crazy with the subs. It's great. Y'all making me play D, but I'm going to. I'm going to show you what D is. I'm going to show you what D is. Y'all got 94-0, 94-D. But you know what D is. Okay. No, yeah. No. What I do is when I open a beer, I drink it. I drink like two or three drinks and then I fill it up with Cherry. I got like two or three shots and every goddamn drink. We're going to win this game, though, guys. That's some Tennessee shit. I've never had one. I'm running back, Dale. Get on running back, Dale. Come on. I got it. I got it. All right, Dale. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. Are you good? You're good. You're out there now. You get busy. Just get busy. I'm going to find you. Trust me. All you got to do is get busy. I'm going to find you. You got me blocking? I'm blocking here. I can't do anything. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. I see you, man. I'm a professional. What the fuck? God damn it, Dale. That was a four-yard game. All right. I ran fucking 50. It's a game, Dale. Let me tell you this. You never go broke taking the game. All right, Dale. Dale, how do you... Oh, I'm wide open. Hey. What? Hey. Can you... Dale, Dale, Dale. You got to turn off your controller microphone. Yeah. Like, you're on PlayStation, right? No, I'm on Xbox. But you got like a mic plugged in right now. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. Lock it in. Hey, why are you echoing right now? Dale, running back. I mean, I don't know what that was. Hey, you had me on a Texas, Dale. Yeah, I see you. I see you, Dale. I see you. I'm coming back to that. I'm coming back to that. I'm coming back to that. Motion out, Sanders. Dale, motion them out. Motion them out. I can do it. I can do it. I can do it. No, Dale, I need you to run straight. You picking a lot of... Okay, all right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. You're switching too much. Dial it in. All right. I don't know where out there. God damn it, Dale. I blocked for you. Dale, running back, please. All right. I want you to run around the field. All right. Yep. Go for it. This is going through. This is going through. This is going through. All right. Yummy beef, baby. I'm going to possession. I'm going to find 2G. I'll take it. Possession. Good catch. Beautiful. Beautiful. We win this game. Dale, running back. Good job. Mattie Gonzalez, running around. You're going to be open. Oh, my God. You got to let me get on. How are you guys? I was just so hard for you. I'm a blocker. You are the tweezers. All right. Here we go. Mattie. You and I. Dale, running back. Mattie, why did you not... Yo, you cannot freestyle, dude. You want to freestyle. We're running the same way over. Go. When it shows people to run around, they got to run around. Stay on the running back. You're going to run your routes here, boys. That's down. Oh, man. Now to get involved. I'm coming across. He go first. You go first. I had... I'm going to run the curl. I'm going to run the curl. You're going to have me. Dale, you are getting flat, bro. You are getting flat. You are getting flat. You are getting flat. Dale, getting flat. Good play, Mattie. I think Dale gets the run here. Dale, dial in it, dude. Head up. I don't know. I don't know. You pissed on your... Doug. I pissed everywhere. You used the front. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't. You saw that shit on stream, dude? I pissed everywhere. Wait, did you just pee in the top? Wait, hold on, we need to hide, though. I pissed everywhere, dude. You see how I'm screaming? I see what's streaming, though. I'm still streaming out of my pants. Bro, no, no. Bro, you bro! You see how I'm screaming? It's everywhere! Damn! Figure it out! Bad, bro, you couldn't miss a play. It's just fucked up, dude. Are you good, you good, Dale? Bro, clean up at the game, bro. We need to stop, we need to stop. Yeah, yeah, we can clean up at the game. We need to clean up at the, bro. Yeah, listen. You pissed there, bro. It ain't going away. You can't make me disappear. I mean, shit. Did he get you a cub yet? We're still not on the cub. Dale. And there was somebody out of the mouth. Hey, motherfucker, you're trolling, Larkin. You pee on your control. I'm not trolling, Larkin, dude. Okay, this is us here. This is us. You gotta get deep, W. Oh, my God. He's gonna... You only got one controller? Damn it, dude. This is terrible. Indeed. This... How are the turntables upturned for Dale? Oh, God. Uh-oh. You're gonna have me, though, on tape, baby. I'm gonna run over the... Oh. What the... Dude, I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. Dude, I'm talking, but it's not... My controller ain't even connected. Wubby, you gotta wait. Good. Get ready, Wubby. That's tough. Wubby, I have younger fingers than you. What do you mean, do I click on them? Dale, sometimes we need a different view. Like, sometimes you can see something. It's not about playing. Yeah, you can be our coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can... Like our team leader. Try blowing on it more. Like blow the hole there. Like the charging hole. No, look, see, look it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. Did it work? Get the rice. Yo, boy. Oh, shit. Now I'm calling D-10. Do I call the... I didn't know... I didn't know he was pissing. I was playing. I know to play before he didn't run the door. Wait, I already got kicked out. We can back out if W wants. I got... That guy, W, you call that guy kind of... It's bullshit, man. Rush 4, rush 4, rush 4. I fucking blew it. No, you good. You here. Yeah, yeah. Did you watch the game? See what you see? I make arms for you, hell. I can't see shit from... No, no, no, no, no. Don't say it. No, that's okay, buddy. Scream. I'm calling timeout. See, we want the ball back. Hey, then. What do you want, baby? Ice. This one, I'm in. Okay, I found my bag. I found my bag, baby. Watch fakes. Ben to the left. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm blocking this. Yep. Yep. Oh, good try. Good try. Good try. You can tell us a little bit about your life. Why is it shit? Why is it shit? Fuck out, dude. This is a man. You're right. I'm going to fuck it. Get on right back. Get on right back. Get on right back. Get on right back. You play running. It's man. I know. The white flat below the X is lit up and it don't let me do nothing. I think you're good, Dale. I need you right now. I need your eyes. I don't need your ability. I need you to see what's out here. Dude, stop fire for us, man. Angle round, angle round. Far angle round. Yo, get on. Get on running back. Yeah. Far angle. Get some number of numbers and back to the middle. Good job. Keep cooking, keep cooking, keep cooking, keep cooking. I look for our viewers. They're not us. No, not them. We have one time I think. Good, let's just get 10 and get all dense. Oh my God, I tried to... ...jurtle out of bounds. You don't know how to journal. You're out of journal or something. I do know how to journal. You know how to journal. You know how to journal. That was a smart play, though. We need you to be tight. Yes, yep. Yep, out of bounds. It's maimed. This is not a good call. It's not maimed. Let's go now. Yep, longer second. You're good, good. We kicked three. We're good. Two is a three defense in you. Dale, all right, Dale. No more standing up, all right? You lock it in and help us. Yeah, Dale, we don't need your controller. Yeah, yeah, we good. We need your thoughts as a player. Dude, this shit, my controller ain't working. I know, but you're not physically in this game, but you're still part of the team, all right? You're mentally here. So we need you to dial it in. We understand the controller is broken. We passed that bridge, all right? We on the next journey. It's two of my teammates that I'm going to do. It's lighten up. It's lighten up. We're off in the passer, thank you. Yep. Dale, Dale, Dale. Dude, the controller is cooked. Right now, we need calm. Running back, man, you running back. The controller's not quick, just lighten up. I need to close it out. This may not be. Oh, I can't remember. I'm going to pick my way, what way I go. I'm trying, I'm trying. Oh, Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale, Dale. What coverage are they in, bro? I need you to go like run, like today, get back to the outside. Please get on the fucking running back, Maddie. Oh, I thought you weren't changing. I want you to wind up to the flat. I want you to go to the flat. I want you to go a little bit to the middle and to the flat. Holy shit, what is going on right now? At least we're left tackle. Make a mess. That was a good play, Dale. Just run through it, strong, strong, drag, strong, drag, strong, drag, strong, drag, strong, drag. Same switch, same switch that's it. Let's go, Dale. Come on. Dale ain't in there. You in here in spirit. Dale, I feel you inside me. Dale, did you ever watch Remember the Titans? Yeah. You're fucking Britair right now, OK? That's you. You gotta take it out. All right? But what do you want to do? Are you going to cry about being paralyzed right now? You're goddamn Britere right now, all right? Who am I? I don't know what the, I've never seen the movie, but. We already know who you are. We already know who you are. You don't have to be told the fuck. Who am I? Get it, baby. Get it, baby. Who am I? I told you. I like a crash here. We got a crash. We got a crash here. They're not going to get past us, bro. So you've got it when you run some more. Stop putting. I bet, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How do I have linebackers now, bro? What are we doing, Maddie? Run fucking cover four, man. He doesn't have any linebackers. Fuck! Run cover four! And pitch and crash down. Please! Stop doing DB fire on us up and shit. Bro, he doesn't have any linebackers. Maddie, please put fucking pitch and crash cover four. Yeah. And shade down. God damn it. Shade down. I don't watch that. I don't know what's not doing that, man. OK, why are they being pancake? Because he's got Merton fucking Hanks out here, man. Well, he doesn't have anyone out here. Don't stop containing. You're never contained again, OK? Holy shit, dude, there's just no way Merton Hanks is our linebacker right now in Simmons. Like, there's no way. Whose team did you get, dude? I got to put all this in. This is Dale's team. It's Dale's Denver Bronco's team team. Oh my god, we're champs. That's he doesn't have anyone. Hey, make a goddamn safety fucking champ Bailey and then put Brian Dawkins there to goddamn. I mean, he's right. He is right. He is right. Get one of the big boys that in linebacker, not goddamn Merton Hanks in Simmons. Dale is right. I mean, he is right. A smart ball. Dude, what the fuck? Why am I controller working? Dale! Bullshit. I'm going to run this. I'm going to wait. I'm just going to wait and see how we do. They haven't touched that. We got to make their users fail. Oh my god. Yep. They won't fucking go left or right. Won't do nothing. It's Dale! They are crazy looking at me. They're all playing safety right now. Can we get out of there? Oh, shit. Wait, hold my hand. Tighten, tighten, tighten. We're blocking right now. We're blocking right now. I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. I can't intervene. You have me. He's a man. I know, baby. Oh, god damn the X-ball. I'm so fucking good at this game. Good work, man. Come on. Good shit. Get a hurry up, sensible, sensible. Yep. Come on, man. One D, one D here, we win this. Touchdown, Darby! Do you ever touchdown, Dale? Like a little shea? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dale, you sit there and drink your Sprite. All right, we good. Come on, man. That's a good deal. Do you back in? You dialed in? Let's go. Every fucking beer I've drunk tonight. Let's go, Dale. Get some subways for Dale, try. Make sure y'all follow my man, I wasted it. Follow my man, Dale, switch, bro. Yeah. I need taco here. Woo. Get tacos. OK, I'm setting up. All right, let's go, man, dial it in. I'll play you on V1 and whoop your ass. There's no hostility here, just bars. Better, better, come on. We're good, we're good, we're good. It ain't hostility, it's just what was that. We're good, Dale, we're good. We need a coordinator, we don't need a hater. Let's go, here we go. We got it, Dale, don't worry. I got you, Dale. Boom, baby. Same thing. Crashdown, crashdown, crashdown. Crashdown, shade down, shade down, shade down. Shade down, bro, shade down, so that doesn't happen. Pinch and crashdown, pinch and crashdown, pinch and crashdown. Pinch and crashdown, crashdown. Why ain't it, man? That's bullshit. We can back up that. I got the middle here. Come on, man. Now we get 7-1, come on. Let's go. Come on. Man, I could have you out tremendously. Why ain't it in there, man? We're good, we're good, we're good. That's your defense. You brought that to the table. That's bullshit, though. Tight, tight, tight. It's not man covers, it's cover 3. Gentlemen, now I'm on a spot. QGs. Hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby, hey, baby. Honey, honey. What's going on, Dale? Discontroller. You got another weapon though? Get that winter green. Won't stop vibing. You got attached now, man. Won't stop vibing, man. Good job. Pinch, crash down, crash down. You're not crashing down. Crash down, keep crashing down. Keep crashing down. It resets. Why didn't it do that? Yep. Thank you. You're kind of the plot here. I got the middle. That's okay. Yeah, we want the middle. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. You came out in this shit. Dude, put that up a guy in the third over the middle of the field, please. Why? Why are you? You're like fucking slow, dude. No, no, no, I was seeing them up on third down. Shade down, shade down, shade up. I didn't leave. We don't shade down when we're down. We definitely don't shade down. You get middle. Crash down and crash up. Come on, hurry up, fat ass, come on. That should be your first thing. I'm not fucking, that's okay. We got to back up that. Hell. I got middle. Good work, good work, good work. That's mean, man. Crash down and crash up. Crash down, shade down, shade up. I want clouds out there. Just tack, good job. Short, short. We can even back up our defense right now. We don't need to be pressed. We can back up the entire defense, Maddie. That's okay, this is good. I don't know who this guy is on the right side, but he looks a little... Get him. That's crazy D with the Bronco steamer. Come on. I'm Maddie Beast and that's defense. Look at that Broncos, baby. You got taken with glowing? Get off him, bro. No, no, give me a pass. No, no, no, no, no. Let me run. You might not be on the slain here. I'm on a ball. Yeah, wait. No, no. Oh, look at that. It's a big win for the boys. That's a big win. That's a big win. We lost our partner, but you know. We lost the man, but we gained a friend. Yeah, there it is. That was for America right there. That's what it was for right there, bro. I feel like Canada and America united as one today. We did. We united. I don't know where Canada is, bro. I don't know where Canada is, dawg. You know any Canadian? Canada's beside Alaska. No, no, no. No, no, no. This is the fucking way. Are we? Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. Thank you, thank you, Dale. You're a lord. I got new controller coming in like two days. Yeah, you're next up. Your first game. Bro, like what happened, dawg? Like, like. This might be when I say you didn't run as route. Yeah, it was that bit of play. I'm just playing. I'm just playing. You really started pissing. Now he pissed me off right here because he didn't run a route. Bro, you got to understand. Why does piss me off? Bro, because he didn't run a route. Like look, I'm trying to run a fade to the outside receiver and a wheel. I'm looking for him to go, I see this guy drop back and he don't do shit. And why he not looking what he doing? How he start pissing? Yo, what? But this is when I yell at him because I needed him down here. Like I'm not looking at his camera. I don't know what the hell he's doing. It definitely was some piss.