I'm looking for a water chip. Shiny little thing. Have you seen it ?

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

====Characters====
Segalow (10/16/2011) by The_None
Yamazaki (07/30/2009) by Mário Fong
Rugal (sometime around september 2011) by Warusaki3
Vega/Bison/Dictator (sometime around september 2011) by Warusaki3

====Stages====
Marvel VS Capcom 2 ~ Circus Carnival by Jafar
Avalon by MarkPachi

====Music====
Soul Sermon by Jay Glover, Dominic Glover and Gary Crockett
Sugar Sweat by Marc Vickers, Jeremy Godfrey, Paul Plant and Ian Wish

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Recorded on M.U.G.E.N (aka MUGEN) 1.0

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