 Let's do it first. Let's go. Come on, Thor. You get some too. You can eat with your birthday brother. Up here, we'll be... Come on. Bro, we've been training you for weeks. Sorry. Today is Snapp's birthday. Baby, how old is he? He's two. They grew up so fast. He's two. He's a pandemic baby. He literally was born during the pandemic. If you guys don't follow me on Instagram, make sure you guys go follow us because I actually did. I went down memory lane of Snapp's, you know, baby self. So if you guys did follow me on Instagram and you guys saw that, comment down below if you guys saw. I also post on my story, but she has a picture of Snapp laying upside down, like this. Let me show them. And yeah, we're gonna show you right now. So this is a picture of baby Snapp when we first got him. Look at how little and cute he is. Look at his little face. Well, he's got a little bigger here, but you're ready? And then this is literally like what? A year and a half later? Yeah, this is this. Once you take that, like a month ago? A week ago. A week ago. Okay, so look at it. Look at the difference between big girthy Snapp and baby Snapp. Oh, he's still the same Snapp though. He sleeps the same way still. I can't believe how big he's gone. I know. He's been going by so quick. I'm scared when we actually have kids because like, just think, our kid would be two years old by now. That's how fast life goes. Cherish the kids. Cherish your brother, sisters, family. Pets everything while you can. I haven't even won yet, so. Because they grew up so fast, yeah. Well, soon we'll be graduating him to one years old. But look at birthday boy. Hey, I got a secret surprise for you for dinner. And guys, make sure to stay tuned until the end of this video because I'm gonna be literally cooking him up something crazy. Something that Snappy loves. And if you guys know Snappy, you know this is his favorite thing. He's gonna like it. That's all I know. All right guys, so this is perfect timing or actually going to the pet store right now to go get Snappy some toys and the secret surprise that Bill was talking about. So maybe you guys are staying tuned. But we're about to leave and as you guys read by today's title, I got something in the mail. Something very exciting. I don't know if it's exciting or if it's gonna be a bad thing, a good thing. I don't know, but I got myself a fake tongue piercing and I am going to be, I guess what you do is you suction it. It says the stud should be placed inside your mouth with the hollow side facing the inside of your mouth. Basically just gonna be sucking it into my tongue. So let's do that really quick. Basically it's supposed to suck it and it's supposed to suction to your tongue. It's suction. I can feel it. It's like tightening up. Basically going to be wearing this until he notices and surprising him with my new tongue piercing. I already know how this is gonna go. I don't even have to think twice. He's gonna be mad. And the only reason he's gonna be mad, there's nothing wrong if you do have a tongue piercing, but I don't know. It's just not really me and something that I would do personally, but it's kinda cute. I made sure it was pink and bright. So we're gonna prank his booty butt today. I have not pranked him. I looked at our channel today. I have not pranked him in three weeks. So it is time to get his little booty butt and tell him I got a tongue piercing. But we're gonna wait and see if he notices. I'm kind of talking a little weird. So I kind of hope he asks me, why are you talking weird? But who knows? Make sure you guys are staying tuned. Hashtag teamari in the comments and let's go get Snap his birthday present and also give Bill a little bit of a present, which is my new tongue piercing. I'm nervous. I think he's gonna be mad. I think he's gonna actually be really mad because like, I don't know. I just wanna say, Bill does support me with whatever decision I do decide to make. So if I wanted to go out and get a tongue piercing, he'd be hyped me up being proud of me or whatever it is. But it's a fact that I did it without telling him. And yeah, so let's go you guys. Let's get his reaction. I'm really excited, but also really nervous because he's gonna freaking kill me. Are you ready? Wow, you look good. What were you doing in there? I was getting ready. Did I look good? Yeah, you look really good. So do I. Oh, by the way, also one more thing to point out. I am wearing pants that your boy Snap actually ripped up. Oh no, those are your favorite ones. This is the perfect holiday to wear it, his birthday. Oh, so you're wearing pants for Snappy. What a sweet. So if anyone sees me in public and I have ripped pants, you know, SpongeBob SquarePants, he knows what's up. Yeah. You okay? Yeah, fine. Are you talking weird? I'm not talking weird. Are you eating something? No. Okay. Does it look like you were talking weird? You're being weird now. I'm fine. You're like. I'm chilling. No, it wasn't. All right, we gotta go to the store. Let's go pick out some food, toys, snacks for Snap, because today's all about him. We would give him a pup cup, but he doesn't like a whipped cream. He's not about it. Nah, he's about it. Can we all just take a minute and see how Mariah parked the Corvette back in the garage? Baby, you know, if you got a cool car, you gotta back it in. All I hear is excuses. Tell me why. Tell me why you didn't put any effort into backing this car in. It was nerve-wracking and nerve-wracking. Now we can't do a cool montage. When you open up the garage, you see the car pulling out and it's super dope, you know? Oh my God. I swear. All right, guys. So first on our list for Snap, we're picking up some salmon for him. If you guys didn't guess it, yeah, this is good salmon. Cats don't care, babe. It's salmon. Well, it's snappy, you know? It'll be fine, you'll see. But his favorite food, if you do not guess it, is salmon. And it is. He loves it. Literally, we'll go crazy whenever we eat it. But the thing is, he literally can't have any sauce and it can't have any like seasoning or anything on it. It literally needs. Why are you just sticking your tongue out like a weirdo? But he literally can't have anything on it. No glaze, no anything. It just has to be raw salmon, or cooked salmon, but it can't taste like anything else except salmon. Otherwise, he won't eat it. Oh, and he's picky where it needs to be room temperature to do that. He is picky. If he's got any type of sauce that he doesn't like, he will not eat it. Now let's head over to the cat toy aisle and pick him up two toys because it's his second birthday. Oh, you're right. Let's go do two toys. Let's go. All right. We made it. Now we just have to find something that we don't already have. Okay, but we can get rid of the other one because Snap loved this one. Babe, we have two of those. We have two. I know, we can throw the other one out because this is fresh catnip. We didn't throw any of them out. Okay, we'll grab one of these. Does that even count as a new gift though? Because he already knows that that is. You know, it's just not used. I swear, guys, we literally had that, that. We bought this last time we were here. We have one of these. This is kind of dope. What? That's cute. It's a white claw cat. You know he likes these. He likes these. Yeah, he'd go crazy for that. It'll get him crunk. Is there catnip in there? Catnip, yep. Yeah, dude, he's gonna go crazy. Should we get him one more? Because I feel like he already has that one. We should get him one different one. You know what I mean? Like something that he's not used to. Like, oh, this goes to the window. He is not, that's so girly. I'm not doing it for him. Are you? Oh my God. See, this is what I deal with. Anything that I do, it just doesn't work. It's something cute and unique that, like, you know. Look at this little shrimp. You like the shrimp. You can have the white claw. You can have the shrimp. Look, what is it? This is the noodle soup. Oh, it's noodle. It's shrimp flavored noodles with catnip in it. This is gonna be a plus. I wish there was a salmon one because he loves salmon. We also have snacks at the house. Like a little temptation, you know the treats. We should give him that today as well. He's gonna be spoiled by it. What are you talking like that? What are you talking about? This sounds like you have something in your mouth. Maybe I do. Open up. No. Open up. Are you chewing gum? Mm-hmm. What is that? What is that? Can I just show you in the car? I don't want to make a scene here. What do you have in your mouth? I will show you in the car. What is in your car? It's in your tongue. Baby, I will show you when I show you. Is that a piercing? Baby, can we talk about what we're getting in the car? It's all I do here. Did you get a tongue piercing? I don't want to talk about it here. You did not. Can we not talk about it? You actually did not. Baby, let's go talk. Let's talk. How could you not tell me that? Can we talk? When did you get that time? Can we talk in the car, please? Come on, let's talk in the car. Oh my God, you literally got a tongue piercing. I can't just focus on snap right now. Baby, let's just focus on snap. When did you get a tongue piercing? Is that real? Is that actually real? I'm not gonna be mad. I just want to know. I'm curious. They're being loud. Let me see. Can you wait a second? No, I'm not showing you till we get in the car. That's why you've been sticking out your damn tongue. I told you when we go into the car. Why is now? Why did you show me now? Can you not make a big damage scene? When did you get it? With your sister? Stop. Was she was down? Stop, we're gonna talk about it. Let's talk about it. Are you gonna tell me to stop? You don't want to have a... I already told you we're talking about it later. Show me you're in this. Show me it. No. Show me it, open your mouth. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Okay, that's it. I'll show you more in the car, okay? Okay, we're done. That's not real. We're done. Babe, I'm not showing you anymore of these. I'm not showing you anymore of these. I'm getting this on video. Mariah, yeah, show me your tongue. Show me your tongue right now. I'm not even gonna make fun of me. I'm not making fun of you. I'm getting this on video. Why are you so mad? Babe, you didn't tell me you got a tongue piercing. Stick out your tongue. Ah! Oh my God. Is that real? Yeah, what do you mean? I'm not... Wait, that be mean? I got it yesterday. Baby, no, I swear. I'm not mad. This is a shock. This is the first time I'm hearing about it. You got a tongue piercing. Yes. Marvel Squad, I swear. Why are you so mad about it? I did not... I am not mad. Why do you think I'm mad? I don't know. Marvel Squad, I swear I did not know Mariah had a tongue piercing at all. When did you go get it? When did you go get it? I got it when me and Cassie were going to get our pedicures done. I stopped there really quick. God, how did I not notice? Did you not... You must not have that big pink thing in... No, I... You would have a tongue piercing. Let me see it. Oh my God, it's literally on your tongue. It's literally on your tongue. What? Did it hurt? I thought it fell out or something. Oh. It's literally in your tongue. Oh my God. Do you like it? Like, are you mad? Are you angry? Why would I be mad? I think it's very big. I am surprised. Do you want me to get a smaller one? I feel like you would not be the type of girl to get a tongue piercing. But you got a tongue piercing. I think it's really cute. Oh my God. Oh my God. This is not just a surprise for Snap today. This is the... When were you going to tell me? You were just going to like... I don't know why I haven't been kissing you or anything. Because I've been waiting. Oh my God. Why? What made you get a tongue piercing? Because I wanted one. I don't think it looks bad. I just think it's surprising and it's pink. It's huge. I don't know. And you couldn't have started with anything smaller? No. I think it looks good. I like it a lot. I feel like it makes me look like a bad b**ch. You know? Like a hot bad b**ch. I need to process all this. No. You don't need to process it. I look like a baddie. Say it. You look like a baddie. Baddie with an ad. Say it. Baddie with an ad. I need to process it. You have a hole through your tongue. Okay. Now kiss me now. Give me a kiss. Come on. Give me your tongue. You don't stick your tongue out. Let me... Okay. I'm going to feel this up. It feels so weird. It feels so weird. I kind of like it. You like it? Yeah. No, I'm actually... I need to FaceTime my mom. Why are you not? What do you think she's going to say? No, we're not calling her. What do you think she's going to say? Should we FaceTime my mom on squad? No, we're not. My mom was totally against me. I told not to tell your mom. Any exotic piercings, my mom would definitely have... Give me a knock. To double look. I want to wait. I'll probably take it out when I see her. We're going to call her when I get home. No, you're not. We're going to call her when I get home. I got it done. Let's get home. We got to celebrate snap. And what? We're not calling her. We'll see about that. No, we're not. All right, you guys. We just made it home. He's still mad at me. I'm not mad. Why would you think I'm mad? Yes, you are. I am surprised. Okay. No, you're not. I am surprised. Because you got a tongue piercing. Who doesn't tell? Like, do you even have a plan? But I'm just confused because usually when you get something done like that, you have a plan on surprising, showing, getting someone's reaction to something. Open your mouth. It's fake? It's fake. No, it's not. Don't go away. Are you kidding me? It's fake? It's fake. How does it even stay? No, the one that you have is not. Look at my tongue. This is not the same one. Guess it is. The one was bigger. No, it's not. It's not fake. It is not fake. It's fake, bro. It's fake. No way. Oh, my. Thank God, Loki. It's fake. Wait. Thank God, Loki. You literally. Wow, you got a... What? I wouldn't. I was not going to hate, okay? If you do get a tongue piercing, okay? I'm all about it. Yeah, it's okay. Just surprising and confused because... Team Ubriah came back and got you. You made me think that whole car. I was talking her ear off in that car. It's been three weeks and I haven't gotten you for three weeks. It's been three weeks? It's been a while since I've gotten you. You made me talk the whole car. Oh, my God. Thank God. I was literally just supposed to call on my mom. I was like, she would have. Oh, no. What the hell? No, I think she would have supported me, but she definitely wouldn't have been like... She would have been so confused. She would have been... Oh, my God. Thank God. Let me just say thank God because now I can go the rest of today knowing that there's no piercing in my baby's tongue and I can focus on my other baby, my cat, my two-year-old cat. Yeah, and we got... Let me see your tongue. Let's see your tongue. Let me tell you. You had a mark on it. Yeah, it was hurting really bad in the store. I really wanted to tell you so bad. Really? Well, I did it to you. You made me go the whole car. I was really... It hurts. It was hurting. Now it kind of feels like I have no feeling there. Then why would you keep that on? Because. That's probably dangerous, Loki. Because I want... This is big. Why didn't you actually just get a tongue piercing? What? I was not expecting this. What is that? That's a balloon? I wasn't expecting it to be this big. Oh, it's bigger than you. This is for snap. Oh, God. And I did not want me to get it this big. Oh, I told you, guys. Oh, look. Yay. This is for you. This is for you. Oh, he snipped it. Watch. Wait for it. Yup. He's about to... The Thor is kind of hogging it right now. But he... He puts what he does. He puts his back paws on. It's like he likes... Hey, throw it by him. Put it by him again. He's going to attack the guy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. From the show. Edge. Because he thinks that we're taking him somewhere. He gets like this when we take him to get his nails trimmed. Why don't you like... He likes running away. Baby feet off your hand. We cooked him up some salmon. So we're going to see... Is this weird when he like thinks he's doing something... Like something's happening or he's going somewhere? Yeah. Oh, he just gets funky. We're going to see if he's going to eat this. Probably not now, but after like... Probably a little later we'll leave this out. And we'll have snappy. Because Thor doesn't really eat salmon, right? He doesn't really... I mean, he spends... Look at him. He's like, what's going on over here? Are you good? He's so scared. His eyes are dilated, but like he's like... He's not scared. He's just weird. Let me take a photo of you two for Instagram. Smile. Say two. Say number two. Say number two. Those are cute. Aw. He's such a baby. He's such a little cry baby. We also have a piano. Oh yeah. Let's see if he plays with it. What is that? What is that? What is that? Snap, what is that? He's probably going to run away. So this may be the last time we see him. Oh. He's not having it. He's not having it. He's mad at us. But it's all right, guys. I'll break it open for you. You know, even though snappy may have been a little on edge on his birthday, Mariah actually got Phil on snap's birthday. So it's okay. My tongue is recovering. Wow. Look at it. Dude, I am so annoyed in that moment that you didn't tell me, but like it made sense now. Surprise. Who doesn't say, like that's what I was just confused about. Who doesn't tell someone that you're getting out or even make a video about it surprising you. I just found it. That's why I was confused. But hey, that just gives me a reason to get her back, guys. So what I want you to do right now, follow me and Mariah on Instagram. DM me. No. Prank ideas. Comment down below some like challenge vlog video ideas because we still love doing the challenges, but every once in a while we got to sneak in a prank. We do. And now this girl, she started the war back up. So you already know the king is always bigger than the queen. So just get ready for some content. Thank you guys so much for watching this video. It is snap's second birthday. And this is, we're out, right? We're out, but where's the other boys? They're new though. Oh, they're in the piñata. He was supposed to hit the piñata while I was supposed to fall out. But yeah. So all of his other toys are in there. We will get them back out. We will go on a search and rescue team. Oh, Mariah already found one. And get them all. But thank you guys so much for watching this video. We will see you in the next video. But until then. Peace. Love you guys.