 Hello there, this is the family doctor is it customary for the help in this country drugstore to address the patrons with high well Well, gee, I Say this ain't a country drugstore. Oh, isn't it? Really you could have fooled me. All right, buddy. Don't get the dander up. What do you have my name's Marvin Forrest Yeah, I've just arrived in this crossroads of creation with the Mater. What do you mean Mater? You don't know what Mater means really come on. Come on. What do you want now? Don't get impatient. I Don't think I caught the name. My name is Harper chick Harper. Now. What can I do for you? Well, I'll tell you Chicky the Mater and for your information. That's my dear old gray-haired mother The Mater and I have just arrived. Yeah Yeah She's here on some sort of mysterious mission. She won't tell me what it is, but anyway, I guess I'm going to be stuck here for a couple of weeks Now of course, I don't carry much cash around with me and I'd like to have you set up an account for me account You mean you want to charge stuff? That's exactly what I mean. You're a bright boy. Chicky. Hey, listen I work here at this door and I got to treat the customers politely, but I don't have to stand for you calling me Chicky Now now what do you want? I just told you I want you to set up a credit account for me Well, I'm here. I can't do it. What? Oh, I can't you. Mr. Mays got to do that. Mr. May. Who's Mr. May? He's my boss. He owns this drugstore. Didn't you see the name outside? Well, no, I really didn't Very well then I'll wait until he comes in. Okay Now if you don't want anything, I'll get busy with what I've got to do. Oh, just a moment Chicky say you I just got through telling you not to call me Chicky. That's the last time I'm gonna tell you My name is Chick Harper and I'll get that straight and that's what you're gonna call me No, no, no careful of the blood pressure Date me not here. I do that. I should be sorry for that's what Kasia said to Brutus and he really meant what he said Do you understand Mr. Harper? Listen, why can't you come in here and get what you want and get out? What do you have to stand there giving me all that swell talk for? Well talk That's funny very funny Well, all right, then you can whip me up a bit of a chocolate mall Okay Tell me you missed a Harper. Did you ever attend a military school? No. Oh, you're lucky. Very lucky. Yeah Yeah, I've just been graduated from one the Bayshore school for boys And why they call it the Bayshore school? I'll never know it's 20 miles from a body of water and that's a reservoir But it's very swanky very exclusive only the science of the very best families go there No, but it's an awful bore No quips. Yeah. Yeah, you know babe stames girl There's your mall. Well, thank you Yes, I'm awfully glad to get through with the place old broken down kernels and majors snooping around all the time stiff uniforms Grilling and formations and inspections the matron tucking you in bed every night at 10 Talking in bed. Oh figuratively speaking, of course. They don't really do it that would have been the limit Say there was one old gal that would have liked her though. She was really the most sense, please Huh? 20 cents for the mall. Oh, oh, yes, of course. Well, don't rush me cheeky. Don't rush me. Yeah, there you are 20 cents thanks Well, I will say this for you. You'll make a bright smart mall Thanks, that's probably one thing they didn't teach you at the Bayshore school for boy. What? Yes, you're quite right. That's one thing they didn't teach us. Well, I guess so hey Hey, you the two babes out there walking past your store Hey, they're all right, especially the little one. Who are they? They're Ella Mary bliss her father runs the biggest grocery store in Cedarton and the other one is Faith Windsor Her father is president of the bank and justice of the peace Mmm, that might interest you to know that their folks are very strict. Oh, really? Oh, well, you're wrong there my boy It doesn't interest me nothing the least Well, see you later and don't forget to tell the old man to fix up that credit account for the mater and me She'll take care of it when we're ready to leave this busy metropolis. Well, so long cheeky Oh No Well, I'll have to pay for it. It was worth it base your school for boys Mater Whips no Afternoon shake. Hello Well, what's the matter with you? Dr. Adams, did you see that guy that just left here young Marvin Forrest? Yeah, what about it? Do you like them doc? No, no, I haven't really had enough contact yet to say. What's the trouble? Did he do anything to rile you just now chick? Yes, he did I used to live in a city too, but that's the kind of a guy that turning out in big cities now Give me Cedarton. Well now you mustn't let people get you upset chick live and let live You've got to adjust your likes and dislikes and personal characteristics to those of other people Did it ever occur to you that you might have some little trait that that might get under other people's skins now and then No, sure. I know I ain't perfect not by a long shot, but at least I ain't hi-hat. No, no, you're not chick. Oh Well, laugh it off. That's what I have to do lots of times Fill this order for me. Will you please it isn't a prescription so you don't have to wait for Pete May Just fix it up and I'll be back in a few minutes. No, I dr. Adams. I'll get it out for you right away What What's the idea Wait a minute wait a minute one at a time Chick what's this all about? No, he keeps calling me chicky. He just got me so I couldn't control myself That's all or is that right Marvin? Oh, he's talking. He can't take it. I can't how well I'll show you You listen to me you to Citizens too small a place to have any hard feelings running around town loose And I'm going to point myself a committee of one to put a stop to it Chick there's a clear space our about 20 feet square out in back of our building, isn't there? Yes, and there's a light on the front of that shed out there isn't that yeah, all right now I want you two to meet me out there at 8 o'clock tonight. What's the idea never remind you just be there Marvin, and you too chick Okay, all right now come along Marvin. I'll drive you up to the hotel all right doctor and don't forget eight o'clock tonight He's just yellow that's all no chick. I don't really believe he is you just better Oh evening Marvin Now I brought along a couple pairs of gloves bought on this afternoon at Rankin's hardware gloves their boxing gloves boxing gloves Oh, didn't you get the idea this afternoon? Well as a committee of one I've decided that you two boys are going to box it out And I said box it out not fight it out. You understand well with me All right now and the fellow who wins this match gets the gloves. Is that all right? Okay, are you ready? Yeah very well now remember the Marcus the Queensbury rules are good in this match No hitting in the clinches no hitting below the belt and when a man is down the other man will go to a neutral corner All understood. Yeah. Now shake hands. Huh? You're not supposed to shake hands in a spite fight. This isn't a spite fight. It's a boxing match now shake hands All right now take your corners all right go Down arm and go to a neutral corner one two three Four isn't hurt badly. I don't think so Eight chick come on chick. Huh? Oh Yeah, I hope I didn't hit you too hard. Huh? Oh, no, that's all right To you. You got a terrific right there pal. Yes. Well, you're left after the joys and then they love time All right. Get up. Take your hair. We'll give you a hand There now you see boys if more folks would go to each other and have these little Misunderstandings out there wouldn't be nearly so many hard feelings stirring us all up into a frenzy all the time I Saw that you two lads wanted to have a go at fisticuffs and so that's why I arranged this little match It was okay, too. Wasn't it for us? Yeah, you bet it was cheeky. Oh lay off me. Would you? Oh What's the matter now, Bill? All right dog Adams. Yes, Mr. Benson. What's the matter with you? Well, Maddie Clark phoned over to the station house and said she could see from her back window that there was a fight going on over here She said a couple of hoodlums and the old hobo was having it out something fierce. Oh, she did Well, he you're just in time to present the gloves to the winner battling Marvin forest Marvin forest why not that rich young dude? Come along boys chief of police Benson is just about to treat a couple of hoodlums and an old hobo just a mulled milk What do you say? Well, well, thanks? All right, doc never let it be said that Bill Benson never done these duty when he seated. Come on boys. Come on Family doctor, I'll be in to see you again right soon. Goodbye