 Have you ever heard somebody say, it's as easy as taking candy from a baby? My candy! It's all gone! Even my West Hollywood candy! It's like, whatever, that's ridiculous! I mean, those things cry like crazy! My Twink Spa! My very milky way! My Reese's Penis! It's worse than setting off a car alarm! Who's done this to me? Who has taken candy from a baby? And unlike with the car, the owner of the baby is usually in the general vicinity, ready and able to like, mace you or something. That would be like taking candy from a baby. Also, trying to run from a crying baby is not at all dignified and may draw attention. Luckily there is a solution. You found something? The solution, sir? The size, the material, all fits. What you want to do is you want to steal the candy while the kid's in the public school system. Because like, the public schools have a policy of not telling the mace-wielding parents like anything. Wait a minute. You kind of looks like a baby. Come here, I'm gonna eat you! I'm bigger than you, I'm hiring a food chain! Get in my belly! Come on! I mean, honestly, they may even invite you into the school so the kids can learn to like, empathize with the baby thieves. I wish you would reconsider. This isn't a rival company you're battling with school. People won't stand for it. Peace push! It would be like taking candy from a baby. See, that sounds like a lot. It's trade right now.